User talk:Matt lobster

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Previously....And before that. Even earlier. Really early on.

edit BASIC

On the style for this page, see also my comments to Bizzeebeever. Spıke ¬ 00:13 25-Dec-12

edit Hi, Matt!

Wiki, much? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Dec 25 '12 1:10 (UTC)

I here you. --mAttlobster. (hello) 01:29, December 25, 2012 (UTC)
Said the Deaf Man. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Dec 25 '12 1:36 (UTC)

edit "Not safe for work" templates

(Of which Aleister claims there are nine or ten) Here is the background: Those of us working RecentChanges have in the last week encountered a "template Nazi" Anon, perhaps a prude, slapping these on any page he thinks needs warnings to the reader. He is not adding Funny but adding Clutter. Aleister made the point that, as the entire website is "protected" by a Content Warning to new users, individual pages don't need additional tagging, part of his continuing argument that prior restraint plus censorship is Wikia overkill. Separately, in general I dislike templates that advise the reader how to interpret stuff they have not yet begun to read. Spıke ¬ 00:49 31-Dec-12

edit Genuine thanks (what other kind is there, huh?)

Mate, I am really glad to get your vote, which means just as much regardless of the outcome. Much appreciated!!! Happy New Year!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:33, Jan 1

edit Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:20 (UTC)
Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 15:23, April 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit UnSingpost, anyone?

Hello! I remember you visited VFS not a long time ago, and so I conclude that you are still interested in what's happening here! So, would you like to get an UnSignpost subcription or a resubscription (in case you have already been subcribed). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:51, May 7, 2014 (UTC)

I never unsubscribed, not even once. I never even considered unsubscribing. Bring it home Anton. --mAttlobster. (hello) 19:44, May 7, 2014 (UTC)
Done! Would you like to receive all the issues you haven't received (for only half a price) or only the latest one (with a 33% discount) or maybe you would like command a range of issues (we will have to calculate the cost regarding the quantity of ordered products)? The next one is going to be soon (in the next two weeks, probably), but I should warn you that the discount will be rather low. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:38, May 8, 2014 (UTC)

edit QVFD

Your four QVFD listings are still in use on your user page! Specifically, what used to be <YOUTUBE> tags were converted to Wikia-hosted files (with the claim that you uploaded them). If you don't want them, delete them from your user page; if you do want them, strike through the QVFD listings, cheers. Spıke ¬ 18:18 18-May-14

Ahhh I see. Technology is outpacing me. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:42, May 18, 2014 (UTC)

edit Have you forgotten about the UnSignpost's anniversary?

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:30, May 20, 2014 (UTC)

edit Ruddy Hell...it's Harry and the UnSignpost!

Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:41, July 15, 2014 (UTC)

edit Here's a very special UnSignpost

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:47, November 9, 2014 (UTC)
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