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Spike is a grumpy old dog. You can stroke his fur, or you can be smitten by his stick. It is up to you.

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I hope you enjoy it here and write a lot of funny stuff! Spıke ¬ 01:19 10-Jun-13

edit Car

Hello and welcome! Regarding the question you asked about this article by creating a talk page: I replied to you there. Spıke ¬ 01:19 10-Jun-13

edit UnNews:Taco Bell employee adds "secret ingredient" to menu

Sir, replacing "licking a taco shell" with "ejaculating into a taco shell" does not "clarify a part of the story," to quote your Change History. It takes the author's story in a grosser new direction, covered in a wrapper of dishonesty. Don't do it again. Spıke ¬ 02:10 10-Jun-13

That's why I didn't. You say I replaced "licking the taco" with "ejaculating into the taco". I didn't. I only edited the KFC part. I don't really think it changed the author's story much either, or made it go in any other direction; but hey, that's a matter of opinion and I guess I can't really argue that. But besides that, in a sense, I suppose that it was more of an inside joke anyways. I used to work at KFC when I was in high school. And some of the kids would say that KFC's fake potatoes tasted like someone ejaculated in them. So I thought, why not add that to the KFC part? It wouldn't take away from the author's original story, and someone might get a kick out of that, but whatever. Do what you want, but make sure next time you get all your information straight about an edit before you false accuse someone again. Master of Technology (talk) 00:37, June 18, 2013 (UTC)

Sorry, my quote is inaccurate; your change concerned mashed potatoes, not tacos. The gist of my complaint remains. The answer to "why not add that to the KFC part?" is that, if your information is an inside joke among KFC employees, it is instead cryptic toilet humor to our typical reader, as it was to me. And I do believe that your Change History--Clarified a part of the story.--was misleading. Spıke ¬ 02:51 18-Jun-13

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