User talk:MasterWangs

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edit Welcome!

Hello, MasterWangs, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:

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edit UnNews

Hahaha, it's a good one, I put it on the frontpage. Welcome, go take a cold one in the fridge! :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:47, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

Hey thankyou you kind sir, I surely will (even though it's 5:30 in the morning, I will have one for you!) --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 04:30, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
It seems you seek adoption, I'd be glad to do it! Unless of course you are a sockpuppet. I got caught before lol. If you need help, just ask me! I log in at least once a day. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:09, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
I already asked Frosty, but reading his/her reply I gathered that you could both help me get settled in. I'm not a sockpuppet that I'm aware of. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 06:55, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
No problem, my talk page is always open to questions. One question: one beer. Cold, please. :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:13, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
No problems, but you may want to tweak the last one a bit bro, I corrected typos until midway through it, then I gave up. Please do it tomorrow with a clear head and maybe add 2 or 3 jokes, then I may put it on the front page :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:37, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
I should probably do that now I'm sober. Before I go to my lecture in 20 minutes. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 11:30, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
LOL, at least you gave it away in the edit summary. I also sometimes started articles in my userspace while drunk, thinking it was great. The day after, I read it again and I was like WHOA.... That sucks! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:51, May 29, 2012 (UTC)

edit Something Useless For You

Hi there! It looks like I've never met you before, which also means it's typical, considering I was gone from Uncyclopedia for a few months. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that it's good to see a guy like you in Uncyclopedia for a while. You're pretty funny and I like your signature. I wish you all the best for the rest of your miserable wonderful journey in Uncyclopedia!

Now you can go back to watching porn, you twerp...whatever the hell that means. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown

I get real sex :P And thankyou kind sir, I like your signature too. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:47, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
You got a girlfriend? Never mind, time to find a new cyberbully victim... --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 14:05, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

edit QuickVFD

Just a minor thing, when you make a listing on QVFD please add a space before the article/image you want deleted. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:23, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

Ok, I will bear that in mind for next time. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 01:43, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit you

[08:15] <RAHB> I hope the Wang Lord graces us with his presence on IRC someday.

Obey his wishes, and come onto IRC dude... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:19, June 15, 2012 (UTC)

My college has had its IP address g-lined from all of freenode, quite an achievement in my opinion. Thanks for the offer kind sir I will see if I can find a proxy to use IRC that is not blocked from it. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:29, June 15, 2012 (UTC)
Oh nice work there >_< Sounds like a plan then. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:31, June 15, 2012 (UTC)
Ok, now to go to class! It's Friday! The most tolerable day of the week, as I know Saturday is just around the corner!!! --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:33, June 15, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks for voting!

I've been real busy lately, so sorry, I've got no time to make a template. But thanks for voting though! My appreciation for you like the amount of poop a dog can eat in one day.

That does'nt really make sense does it? Anyways, thanks for voting! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 15:06, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome and stuff! --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 07:03, June 30, 2012 (UTC)

edit Boners!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:12, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
Uhhhh, you're welcome? --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 07:54, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

edit Your brother

Considering that both you and I were adopted by Frosty on the Adopt-A-Noob program, I can say we're like brothers. Welcome aboard! I normally dislike the English but considering that we're both adopted Frosty (and born in the same decade), I can put aside our differences for the good of universal brotherhood.

So welcome to the machine! Welcome to the machine Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:33, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

I hate the British too, fuck the British they are their own enemy I always say! Or always think or something like that. And yes hello whatever your name is. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 07:24, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
It is Matthlock. A portmanteau mix of Matthew (my name) and Matlock. A British Anglophobe, I see. Well, we are different but the same in that manner. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 16:58, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, I suppose we are. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 11:01, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnNews

Great one, great concept! I just don't understand these 2 sentences, maybe it's me or they are not formulated well:

  1. Not to mention I'm being shat on at least half the amount of time with the postman!"
  2. And that was the end of the discussion between the reporter and Voldemort, and the reporter.

Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:48, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

1 is a reference to the fact owls shit.
2 is a reference to the fact Voldemort hates eerybody and will kill you for as little as breathing wrong.

--MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 08:22, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Award you should gotten off TKF

Noobaward Noob of the Moment July 2012 Well done. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:04, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Oh boy my first of many awards! --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 08:23, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
Nice UnNews, I put a pic relating to it on the front page! Congrats on the award, keep it up! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:16, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
Awesome, thanks. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 06:00, August 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit I love you

Just the way you go around "telling it how it is" despite how dumb it may sound. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:39, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

I feel violated! --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 07:47, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
How dare you steal Frosty's love from me. He used to treat me with so much love and care!!! Now you're here and I'm ditched! Fuck you man. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 06:01, September 2, 2012 (UTC)
Nah, just kidding
I love you too, just not in the same way as Wang. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:43, September 2, 2012 (UTC)
I'm not sure whether to take that as good news or bad news. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 14:00, September 2, 2012 (UTC)
I'm more than just a Wang, I'm the whole nutsack! --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 11:28, September 7, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks

For voting on my Lasagne article. Yes, it does seem a little late but I had a lot of shit to do so yeah, unfortunately, no fancy template. Anyways, my template making skills aren't that good really since my last one got called the ugliest shit ever but man, to vote on my article, thanks. But I still won't be selling any of you people any weed. They're all mine. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 01:42, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

My favorite food (right after sperm soup) --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 09:53, October 25, 2012 (UTC)

edit Holy fuck it's you!

Wangs everywhere! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:58, October 25, 2012 (UTC)

Alas I was abroad enjoying my life instead of staring at my computer twelve hours a day, and/or smoking weed whilst intermittently masturbating like I was trying to start a fire. It was quite a fun break from college and I look forward to editing whilst too stoned to feel my own dick. This is one of the very limited instances where I am not stoned whilst editing as you can tell from my witty and sophisticated recount of the last four weeks. I will be seeing you around then. I see you are also now an administrator, well done, good to see all those days in your bedroom alone have finally paid off. And alas I must not return to the grind of law lactures with my lacturer. Toodles. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:11, October 25, 2012 (UTC)

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