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edit RAPE!!!

you saw nothing... Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 00:41 11 June 2008

edit Pic!

C'mon, what kind of whore are you supposed to be without shamelessly putting your likeness on display here? You know you want to... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:26, Jun 12

Ta... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:11, Jun 12
No problem. Killed off some time I could've used for exam revision. Win-Win I say. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 13:13, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 17:00, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Weasel Stomping Day

why, why why? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Someone thought it was worthy of a quick and painless death. I agreed with them. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 13:20, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:05, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

edit You know MantiBot

He needs a bot flag pronto! --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 04:36, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, I should chase that up sometime. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 05:28, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
nope. gained sentience. doesn't need it.   Le Cejak <5:37, 23 Jun 2008>
Now that you mention it, I don't recall pressing any buttons recently. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 05:41, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
beep bop boop?   Le Cejak <5:47, 23 Jun 2008>

edit AHHH!!!!

Who let the whores out? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:21, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

Was it the Jews? — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 08:29, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Who let you build a bot?! One Manti is more than enough. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:30, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Lies. You can never have enough whores. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 08:38, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Hey! Hey you! Yeah, that's right, you there! You need a bot flag. You know what'd be totally sweet? A bot flag. Totally sweet. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 11:21, Jun 23
Maybe we could get world hunger a bot flag too? — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 12:51, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Does an Aussi bot flag should be upside down? ~Jewriken.GIF 12:55, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
I don't get it. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 13:00, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

edit User renaming

Where do I go to rename my account?? AP aka --Sunstar Net 22:56, 25 June 2008 (UTC)


...oh wait...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 05:26 Jun 26, 2008

BANBANBAN — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 01:19, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Rollback whoring

Well hi there Manticore, hope life is treating you well and so forth. I'm trying to go about that whole "get the approval of several admins" thing required for rollback, but can't really get on IRC without the office thought police jumping on my PC in their lead-lined fun crushing boots, so I'm taking the talk page route. I may have voluntarily dropped out of the VFS running, but I still want to do helpful stuffs! I've already secured powerful Jewish backing, and chemical assistance, and I've a request pending with the Massachusets Mafioso, so I was wondering if I could secure Antipodean approval before asking Codeine to make the appropriate 'crat adjustment? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:57, Jun 26

The Australian Scientific Community strongly supports this move. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 01:18, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

edit This Is A Message

Because you asked for a message. Enjoy! -RAHB 01:35, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

I'm so turned on right now. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 01:36, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
This Is A Sentence. This Is A Link This Is Where The Timestamp Would Go.
Oh yeah. Wiki-sex. /me puts his "rewrite template" in Manticore's "discussion tab." Oh, I'm a dirty boy, better put a VFD tag on me. (in conclusion, FU Cajek and your edit conflict) -RAHB 01:40, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
MORE! — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 01:40, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
I'm too exhausted from all the hawt s3x. You try this time Cajek. -RAHB 01:42, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
Dude, I heard there was a party on this talk page. Is this true??? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:42, Jun 27
Come on in baby. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 01:45, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Did any of you guys ever notice that blue is the prevalent color on Manticore's talk page? (way to fuck it up Led) -RAHB 01:46, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

What a fucking jerk. Who's ever seen a grey balloon anyway? — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 01:48, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
Sounds like a pretty gay balloon to me. -RAHB 01:52, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, and if that wasn't enough evidence, check out this:
<TheLedBalloon> UK is ahead of me, Aussies are behind
What are my countrymen doing behind him, I wonder. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 01:54, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
Well, you seemed to be enjoying it well enough... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:57, Jun 27
Blue is the new "blue". MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:58, Jun 27
Guys I need to do a poo. I'll be back soon. <3 — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 01:59, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
Save some for us! -RAHB 02:00, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:36, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Hea, {{QVFDc}} and stuff

I noticed that you put {{QVFDc}} onto the QVFD page. Now forgive me if I'm mistaken, but does that not normally mean that the admin in question has checked that all the pages on QVFD have either been deleted if needs be, or if not they possibly place an ICU on them? I noticed that some of the pages which were listed below your tag (in my humble opinion) rather obviously need ICU's if they don't actually need deleting. There was also at least one page there which was the subject of ICU abuse by the author... Hope you don't think I'm telling ya what to do, but I just want to clear this up so that everyone is doing the same thing... I will take care of what needs doing there now, but if you could let me know your feelings about the above that would be cool... Also, I usually don't bother to wait for {{QVFDc}} to appear these days before archiving anyway, so there is probably not really any need for you to use the template here unless you have particular reasons why you think you should. Cheers. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:56, Jun 28

I knew I forgot something! My browser crashed while I loaded an epic amount of tabs on a piece of shit uni computer, and I didn't restore my session. Sorry 'bout that. WTF is "Hea" though? — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 16:00, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
Hey? It's dried grass. Usually stored by farmers to feed their cattle during the winter months. Hea! Was I trying to be funny? Apparently not. No really. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:16, Jun 28

edit Ummm...

I've removed all of those templates that you added to the Uncyclopedia:Maintenance pages because, to me, they seem utterly useless. My clock is not in UTC. Having times in UTC is useless. Everyone should just delete the bold articles. That's why they're bold. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:38, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

I have no idea why, but I don't see, nor have I ever seen to my best recollection, the bolding you mention. I only placed the templates there after you complained that I deleted a batch of ICU's a day early. If you're not really fussed by that happening again, then by all means, remove the templates. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 01:07, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Mantibot idea?

At other wikis, like the dreaded ED, they have patrolling bots that revert edits over a certain size. Is that possible here?   Le Cejak <4:53, 30 Jun 2008>

I suppose it's possible, but probably not too feasible, especially for me to host. I think we do pretty well here in terms of managing vandalism, and trust me, everyone only gets pissed off when you bring in some revert bot to do the job for you. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 07:26, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
Drive by comment... I actually thought about making a revert bot myself based on ClueBot... Using C# actually, and got somewhere with the code... I decided against it though. I'm just not sure it's really needed. For now anyway... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:05, Jun 30

edit Reeeaaalllyyy

Did you get a checkuser? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:51, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Wait, you aren't subscribed to uncyclopedia-l? — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 13:52, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
Say that again? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:56, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
The mailing list. I'll link you when I'm done. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 13:57, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
OK. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:59, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Ooh ooh, He's just a banning machine

Put it where you want it, baby :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:02, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

You're my favourite. <3 — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 15:12, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

edit MantiBot

Wikia had this to say:

Okay, It looks at though the decision was to link only no to Norwegian wikis.

It appears that Mantibot is using nn instead of no. You might want to leave a message on their talk page about that. Please let me know if you have any other questions and I'll be happy to help.

I'm not really sure what's going on, so... good luck! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:28, Jun 30

Fucking Norwegians. Seriously though, I don't think it'd be that hard to link both no: and nn: to the Norwegian wiki, seeing as other Uncyclopedias seem to be doing so. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 07:51, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

edit hi

That page "Masturbating pants". I will work on it again. Sorry, I was busying to help my family for Fourth of July.

Sicilianman 15:58, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

No worries. Would you like me to restore it to your userspace? — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 10:09, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks

For this... I'm glad someone made the effort to do it. I was on the brink of making that forum myself, but it was so much better that it came from you. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:54, Jul 5

Believe me, if it had required any effort at all I wouldn't have done it. Seriously though, about time someone did something about it. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 10:09, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
I have rollback now, cause of that forum! Yayo! Also I'm terribly sorry about the following whore, but you're one yourself, right?! - [10:34 6 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

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edit I'm going to give up being made of fail

I love you, and im going to admit my mistakes, no more saying you suck, or makeing pages dedicated to saying MANTICORE IS GHEY LAWLZ, i am giving up phail, i have admitidly been a total dumbass, so, im admiting my n00nbishness, i ask foregiveness at the risk of my new profile, if u forgive me, ill give you a cookie please forgive me SuperN00b 05:04, 10 July 2008 (UTC) AKA tomers113

edit UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:29, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

edit You.IRC.Now

kthxbi ~Jewriken.GIF 10:58, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

edit You win, happy now?

ok, ill stop doing anyting, you win. i give up. -tomers113 The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Win... what? — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 10:13, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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