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A new clean n fresh page for the new year. Do you dare stink it up with your smelly comments?--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 05:31, February 22, 2012 (UTC)

edit Stinking it up

You've had this clean talk page up here for over a week, and are waiting in the bushes to shoot anyone who takes the bait. I know because I can see you asleep over there. Wanted to let you know I swabbed the deck with you and won that Pervert Award despite my best attempts to shove it over to you. You don't hang out on recent changes enough and talk to people, so they said "Fuck him, I'll vote for this Aleister guy." Anyway, I nominated you again this month, so the template on your user page is still good. Perv. Aleister PofM 18:04 1-3-'12

Why thank ya little darlin'. I'll eat a can of baked beans in your honor and shoot the shit with you about it in every detail later.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 02:07, March 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:26, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee review

I just peed on it and it's great! Feel free to send me a message if you want help or talk about the weather! :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:51, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, great to see somebody actually heeding the advice of a pee review! There are some good changes! I'll tweak it a bit tomorrow, don't forget a couple of good pics! Also, don't make it TOO long. Anyway, I'll tweak it some tomorrow as I said. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:19, March 5, 2012 (UTC)
I think at the beginning you should put the "Deal or No Deal" banner atop the article, therefore there won't be an enormous blank space. The pics are cool, but the guy with the weight, I'm not too sure about that one. I'll proofread it soon. 20$ only lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:33, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks. I wondered about that picture... my screen is 1680 x 1050... so it looked a perfect fit for the article, but I see what you mean when I shrink the size of the window down. I've just removed it completely now, it doesn't need to be there.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 03:17, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks for Nominating my Pic

Didn't know where else to put this. Uploading two new ones.

edit MKR

Hey. I've been meaning to come back and look at this but I've been sick as a dog this weekend. And as usual doing about 10 things at once. You might be better off getting a perspective from someone who hasn't seen the show though. We're both likely to be too negative so a less biased opinion would make sense, and anyone who has seen the show will have a similar bias.                               Puppy's talk page09:47 18 Mar

Yeah I will do that. But at the same time, a lot has been redone, pics have been added etc... be nice to know your thoughts on it now, too.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 10:31, March 18, 2012 (UTC)

edit You won!... or lost, take it as you will.

Wowee! It appears that you have won PERVY! Congrats! In addition to getting to add "The Pervy" to the beginning or end of your signature, and getting this awesome template for your page, you also shall get funny looks from all your peers! Once again, congratulations-- now vote for next month! ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 00:01, 04/01/2012

Shucks, this is better then the time I had spaghetti bolognese and farted several times over the coarse of the next 2 days, producing an aroma of beautifully cooked meat and Parmesan cheese. Every-time I farted, I gloated in how awesome it smelled, and it made me wanna go make some more.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 06:33, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Reply to comment

Look, if you think that movie is really shit, may I recommend rehashing your article to UnReviews standard and make it part of UnReviews? Also, please just click on that damn + button to add your comment. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 06:55, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

Tasmania? Well, use Arkansas and Tasmania. That way, we can have two references. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 04:36, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

edit You have no fucking clue...

...about what's going on here, do you? You sit in this pretty hole-cave, churning out material fit for the King of Prussia to read, and the world can be falling down around you and you would brush the dust out of your hair and continue. There is a thing called civility, look it up and you will find not your picture, but the picture of all your victims staring back at you. I'm ashamed to serve on the same ship as you, sailor, and will rule the day that I proofread even one of your articles. And why aren't you writing more? Jeez, we have to come to your house and drag you out of your mother's bed? Give me 20 mister, and be snappy about it. Sincerely, Hedy Lamarr 00:01 14-2-'13

Sorry my only friend who can't complete a game of solitaire because the deck of cards you use has photo of Steve Urkel on them, and you glued them together because you wasted good sperm that could have grown up to become, policeman, or fireman, or even maybe a hot dog vender, you know something useful, but instead you plastered all your spermies in-between Urkels face and the King of Spades (not a racist term). But I have since gotten married, and as much as it was possibly the stupidest thing I ever did, I can't afford a divorce. On top of that, I also have been killing bad guys, saving earth realm, and winning Monster Truck championships in Gravedigger because Bigfoot is not in the fucking games... also, i've been having lots of sex, did I mention I got married? Your mom says hi btw. As well as that, I have been working, so I can continue to play playstation defeat Shao Khan and make sure Earth realm is safe for shopping and democracy, then I go and have sex. Your mom is pretty tight for her age! Then I go work, stand around all day and pretend to smile while some jackass says, "is this the final price?" and I say, "I'll give you 20% off if you fuck Aliesters mom for me, or i'll give it to you for free if you shove it up your ass and walk out with it." to which most of the time they usually shove it up their rectums and walk out, not because it's free, but that they would rather shove a cheese greater up their ass and risk internal rectal bleeding forever rather than fuck you mom, which is a shame, so I have to do it. Then I go home, fuck my wife, and save the world again from some nether-realm asshole trying to destroy the rules of Mortal Kombat by using portals instead of flying with an airline and maxing up some frequent flyer miles... fucking cheap skates. So I kick their ass some more and send them back to where they come from, then i pork my wife and go to sleep. Then wake up and go to work, and put up with fuck knuckles who want something demonstrated to see if it works. So I take the 50 cent toilet roll holder, glue it to their face, drag them into the toilet and I sit down for a shit. I then use their face to wipe my bum, I like to do it upside down so that their nose cavities scoop any chunky bits I might have missed with the first 2 and a half wipes, I then clean my customer by holding their head down the can and flushing it, then proceeding to piss on them to give it that golden shine and say "SEE IT WORKS, BITCH, NOW THAT WILL BE 50 CENTS" and the sons of bitches have the nerve to turn around and say, "I'll give you 20 for it". Fucking bastards. Then I go home and FUCK MY WIFE.

Yeah, so, How's thing with you then? --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 02:41, February 14, 2013 (UTC)

Just so I get this right - you married Al's mum for 20% off?                               Puppy's talk page03:18 14 Feb
Store-wide! Not just Aliesters mom. She always has 100% off!--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 08:40, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
Even though you still have no fucking clue what has gone on around here since maybe New Years when you passed out drunk and woke up not only eating your own puke but feeding it to dogs, forcing them to throw it back up, then eating it again thinking the whole time you were munching on chinese food, I must congratulate you on your nuptials. Because it isn't every man who can take his spare change and order himself a Russian wife, wait for her behind a bush as she walks up to your door, and cold-cocka her behind the head before dragging her inside while whistling "here comes the bride" into her dazed and bleeding ears. My sincere toast to the blushing bride, blushing not with the rosy hue of anticipation and happiness but with a internal bleed where you gave her what you called her "wedding present", and soddered your grandmothers old wedding ring into her Russian palm and pounded her senseless once again before going off to work. My Uncle, who knew your wife in Russia and swears she used to be a man before the japanese operated on her, has promised to send photographs of her sister who every man in the village uses for a spitton and a quickie while every woman within 50km comes over for some head and a place to deposit their old menses. How am I doing? Sitting on your mom's face as I type this, with her asking me to call you a useless boy, repeating it over and over, "he useless boy" and I just sit there harder as I count my money and look at my collection of early european gold idols which I dress up in little doll dresses and dance with them until I tire of the extravagance and assist your mom to lean just a little more to the right, thank you, and then the tire iron comes out and she screams just a little but still begs "tell my son he useless boy" and I do so just to pleasure her. And if god had a retarded son somewhere he'd know better than to order a russian bride from an old catalog and would know they send capuchine monkeys rather than a woman because people like you wouldn't know the difference, and I'm glad I'm the one who gets to break the news to you, a capuchine monkey, that's what you married, a russian capuchine monkey, why did you think she was so short and had a tail and chattters all day long did you think she was talking russian??? May the blessings of Pan and Cupid be on your marriage, and happiness follow you all the days of your life, you and your russian monkey. Aleister St. Valentines Day, when people give each other little red hearts and little red candies.
You're right, I haven't the foggiest fuck what the difference between cappuccino monkeys and women are. Either way, they both have holes, bleed and throw poop at me.
Ok, I'll bite, since you keep bringing it up; what is it that I don't have a fucking clue that is going on about around here? Did our Uncyclopedian Pope die and we have to elect a new one? I don't know how I can be helpful, as an electee must have touched over 1000 children, and Michael Jackson is not only dead, but the prick was never a member of this site. Or was it the fact that if children where allowed to run in the halls at school, they might get out of the way and not get ki.... too soon huh?
So what is this mystery that has happened around me while I sat here looking up Russian male-order brides? (P.S: I suspected she might've had a dick at one stage.)--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 08:49, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
Funnybony was elected Writer of the Year, that's what happened. And we have to wear that warning label now because of you, did you know that? Everybody here voted to censor the site with a warning label because somehow Maniac1075 found a front door key and keeps on writing and chopping pictures that six chidren gouged their eyes out over. So because of you most of the people moved to a new site with the same name and look and lots of us either stayed here or go to both of them to rob Peter and pay Paul. And everyone but me forgot that you live here with a russ monkey bride and wouldn't have clue, but in reality nothing much has actually changed except the hiding of the boobs. You don't even know where you are, do you, that you are actually editing wikipedia now and the earthquakes off the Solomons have thrown the internet into chaos and your papers are being used in grad school as examples of well-done research. Al two hours later
Well, at least I achieved something I life, I guess!? Do you have a link to this new site? I need to go corrupt it and free it from corruption and people cutting the toes out of others boots.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 14:21, February 14, 2013 (UTC)
You cannot find the new site. It is known only by the insiders, and we voted you out about half an hour ago. Maybe the wikipedia article has something on it. I personaly look at both sites, but do most of my writing here because it's quieter. Some good people here too. Not one person there has ever talked to you, they don't even know you like we do. JFK was shot by one of them, but I won't tell you which one. Aleister 15"25 17-2-'13
Tell me, or as god as my witness (it's actually a homeless bum I hire to stand around and bless me) I shall unleash all hell on this site again and go off and write another article about a wrestler. Now tell me, or like a child being ordered around by Captain Piccard in a Thailand sweat shop, I will MAKE IT SEW.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 17:11, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
Don't be beatin' on my homies! The URL is easy enough to find. Our landlady has made a reasonable request that we not use its resources to make its readers go away. Spıke Ѧ 17:17 17-Feb-13
To infinity, and beyond... unless it's closed for the weekend?--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 09:45, February 18, 2013 (UTC)

edit Shaquille O'Neal

Thank you for reasserting control over this article. In other Uncyclopedia news, I lost a key vote and got handed a ban-stick. PuppyOnTheRadio declined my offer to protect this article against the work of I.P. Anon, but if you ask me to, I will protect it, like any article on a prominent major-league star (excepting hockey), as these become cruft magnets. Spıke Ѧ 14:55 17-Feb-13

I knight you protector of the Shaq realms. May you dear sir help in building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude. --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 17:08, February 17, 2013 (UTC)

edit Nominated for Feature Picture

I've gone ahead against all advice from the authorities and nominated your new Mythbusters pic of Vote for Pictures (you should really have like 50 featured pictures already, imnho). This one goes beyond the call of duty into the realm of duty. If it's not yours, please remove the nom, I'm just assuming such a rancid thing would come out of your mind. Nice work! Aleister 11:41 26-2-'13

Yes, it's mine. Who else would bother?--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 13:40, February 26, 2013 (UTC)
True, so true. Aleister later that day

Go on man, if you can't vote for your own page how do you expect to ever bed a kangaroo?? Aleister 00:08 27-2-'13

By wining and dining it. Why, how do you do it?--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 03:52, February 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit Psst.

This message will self-destruct in ten seconds. 02:06, February 27, 2013 (UTC)

I'm not yet. Let me get a few more rounds in, and then I'll be completely psst.                               Puppy's talk page11:04 27 Feb 2013

edit User:Maniac1075/

In case you didn't read at VFD, this deleted article of yours I moved to the above address, which preserves the past editions. The copy you took is still where you put it but you misspelled the name. Spıke Ѧ 10:40 17-Jun-13

So I did. Thanks for moving it. Not really worth preserving tho. --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 11:09, June 17, 2013 (UTC)

UN:QVFD is always there if you need it. Spıke Ѧ 11:35 17-Jun-13

edit You're ugly

That is all.                               Puppy's talk page10:09 02 Oct 2013 Thank you darling.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 03:01, October 4, 2013 (UTC)

edit Sticks and stones

You probably know they've got a page of yours hog tied at VFD, or else it would be just coincidence that you are polishing the same page. So you can vote to save or kill it if you want. I'd kill it if I were you, in its sleep and on top a baking tin. I hope things are going so well with you that you are dancing with every step you take. Aleister who wants to know?

I nominated this page, not only because the reader has to guess the punch line in order to read the joke, but because Wikia proposes to delete several of its illustrations as part of its most recent campaign to raid your cache of soft porn on the site. If Wikia should delete them before you rewrite the article to not use them, it will look worse to voters on VFD. Spıke Ѧ 16:22 14-Nov-13
Soft porn? There is barley a mention of anything sexual... sexual devices maybe, but porn? --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 13:08, November 15, 2013 (UTC)
The only picture I know on it which is up on a censorship forum is the pile of steaming purple shit, which to SPIKE is porn because of his kinky nature and woodland sexual preferences. If I saw that pile of shit in my bed I'd either fuck it or masturbate upon it, and those who got in my way would regret it and have to do laundry. Aleister 15-11
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