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edit Awards from UN:REQ

edit Bam Bam Bigelow

Hey Maniac,

Fantastic job on Bam Bam Bigelow. Not too many people write wrestling articles on Uncyclopedia, aside from Randy Orton vandalism, and I'm glad to see someone took it on. If you're interested, there's a wrestling section at Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. A lot of these written in-character (e.g. The Iron Sheik) would be comedy gold. I'm surprised no one's dropped a line at the good folks of Wrestlecrap yet... MadMax 12:08, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Maniac1075 14:46, October 18, 2009 (UTC) thanks, just finished one for Jake The Snake Roberts and Shawn Micheal's (wasn't listed, but i was surprised no ones done one)

edit Bret Hart

--Maniac1075 21:03, October 20, 2009 (UTC) I'm not really happy with the way my Bret Hart page came out, if someone thinks they could add more to it to make it funnier, go right ahead and have a go. Also I couldn't think of anything to write on comments to the pictures posted on there. So feel free to add what you want to that page.

edit Do I spy me a stowaway?

Ahoy! Me thinks me sees a stowaway who snuck aboard Imperial Colonization and edited Transformers without joining the crew. Wants to walk the plank and swim with the sharks? No? Then fear not. Simply go to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization and apply for the crew where it says "Hey, sign up here! (Membership requests)." Otherwise, I'm a thinking you might be shark bait. ARRR! Buccaneer WHY??? 07:39, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

- All I did was add a link to Faggatron in the related articles --Maniac1075 07:47, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

I runs me a pirate ship. You step on deck, you're either a captive or a member of the crew. (Seriously, I sent that message to everyone who edited but hadn't yet applied. My motive here is to encourage people who've show an interest to get involved.) Happy editing! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 08:00, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

I see, I just made a page I linked to, I don't really think i'd have anything to contribute to the Transformers other then that --Maniac1075 08:06, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

The IC is actually finished with that article, but will be beginning work on another one after we vote on what it will be. If you're interested, you're welcome to apply. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 08:37, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

i appreciate the offer, but I don't really have anything to contribute to transformers. I'm pretty much bone dry on ideas for anything right now! --Maniac1075 10:18, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Understood. But as I said above, we're done with Transformers, and will soon be voting on what to do next. But do as you will! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:16, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I see what it is, sure I'll come aboard, captain! --Maniac1075 19:12, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization: Creationism and Batman

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on my talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == Your comments == below my signature and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

edit The seventh day of Creationism

If you haven't heard the rumour, it's true. The new and improved and absolutely perfect version of Creationism has been created. And because it was so perfect, we got it Pee Reviewed so it could be even more perfect. Post-review edits are being done, and will be completed very soon so our colonized version can replace the current Creationism.

I gave credit on The Big Board to every colonizer who worked on the article (if I somehow missed you, put a note on my talk page). I really appreciate everyone's help; I think we have a great article. If this gets featured, however, I feel that only those who made the more substantial contributions should get co-feature credit. Otherwise, someone could add two words and get 1/2 credit for writing a feature article, which doesn't seem fair. (But note that half a dozen people or more could each get 1/2 credit; that's one of the advantages of being a colonizer as aren't limited by the laws of mathematics). Any opinions on this or anything in this notice are welcome on the IC talk page. Buccaneers traditionally work by group consensus, and I'm all for sharing the blame tradition.

edit I'm Batman

Our current colonization is Batman. Writing on it begins now. By consensus built over the past few days, this will feature a psychiatrist talking with Bruce Wayne, a delusional Arkham Asylum mental patient who thinks he is some hero named Batman--or is he delusional? See I'M BATMAN for the guidelines for this article.

Any colonizer is welcome to edit the article! Any non-colonizer who wants to apply is welcome to do so on the Imperial Colonization page. We promise we won't throw you to the sharks. Well, probably not.

edit The future

We are taking nominations and votes for our next project. As per previous IC discussions, old nominations which aren't in the lead and which haven't received any recent votes will be removed. Check out the current nominations before they fade into history--but an article removed from the list can certainly be renominated. Nominate and vote on the IC page.

Go forth and colonize!

This is slightly out of date (Creationism just got featured!), but the rest is more-or-less current. Welcome aboard! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 09:07, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit About your Batman edits

They will have no effect. If you'll check the links above (and read the note at the top of the Batman article), you'll see we're editing it in Imperial Colonization space. The Batman article as it exists when we're finished will be moved into history. If you want to help out, enter IC space. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:04, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank!

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:08, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Sorry this has nothing to do with dills or defecation

About your edit here. Does that make it less likely for people to accidentally change my template when they're trying to post a response? If so, thanks (even though you did technically invade my user space, if you fixed the problem I caused I really appreciate it). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:22, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

huh? I don't know what your talking about? --Maniac1075 16:26, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Click on here listed above, and see the edit you made. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:00, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
The moving it up spaces? I don't know why it's saying I did it, It wasnt me. Must be a error on the sites part.--Maniac1075 17:03, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
My guess is you attempted to make an edit on your talk page, and ended up editing the template. I'll take the blame for that--I've since been told how to set it up to avoid that problem. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:44, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, Okay, no worries.--Maniac1075 01:09, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement

VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!

You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.

ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.

KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.

POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.

WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.

Happy colonizations! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:32, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hulk Hogan

Wow! I went over the pages past history, and saw where it was when you took it over (a useless pile of words) and then where you took it in bursts of what had to be creative energy storms. I haven't read it word for word, and look forward to doing that after the pee review process is over, but on a glance you seem to have prepared a near masterpiece worthy of the Hulkster himself. An epic work so far, congratulations! Aleister in Chains 20:02 13 4 mmx

Your review is done, bro. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Hulk Hogan --Matfen 21:54, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
Lol wut? Really? Those factoids just blew my mind open. This doesn't really change my verdict, but thanks for educating me, anyway. --Matfen 22:14, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
thanks for reviewing it matfen and being honest. I have a tiny suspicion you may not be a wrestling fan, or have been a Hulkamaniac yourself? Which is probably where some of the attempted humor I put into the article may not have made much sense. Most of what I have written about is actually loosely based on the career of Hulk Hogan and following the timeline from the beginning to present with not a lot actually just made up with no factual support of some variation or another behind it. Pretty much just the beginning and future of Hogan is purely fictional, the rest is parody of what his career actually has been. The structure I put on it is seen in the index itself, you can see what is listed under WWF career, then stops to when in 1993 he decided to retire and become an actor full time, then back to wrestling back and forth between acting and wrestling. I did at one stage seperate the whole wrestling career and movie career into two sections, but thought it was a better idea to just add what happened between 1993 and when he returned to wrestling and doing the same thing between his later days at the end of WCW till he reached the WWE. So it is actually following an accurate timeline. Oh, and the opening quotes, I put too many there because the index is so long, I didn't like the look of just blank space and using a full TOC looked like a jumbled mess. So I added a lot of quotes to fill it in to make it look a little better then just a big blotch of white nothing. However if there is more options to use then just TOCfull/left/right I would really appreciate if you could help me out on that, I know I have seen some other articles use various ways of displaying the index, but I was unable to retrace my steps to where I once saw those a long time ago to check out what coding was used to make them. But anyway, I do respect your opinions and thank you for your honesty. --Maniac1075 22:30, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry for the late reply (I'm a lazy bastard). Yeah, you're right, I'm not a big wrestling fan, mostly because growing up I never had the TV channels to watch it on. The closest I got was Smackdown every saturday morning at my mate's house, back before those animal-lovers reclaimed the WWF trademark. I think when I stopped watching, Hulk Hogan was pretending to be Mr. America. So yeah, based upon that and seeing Hogan in one of those Three Ninjas movies, I have very little to make a frame of reference. I'll give how to introduce the article a bit of thought for now, and probably soon, once some creativity strikes, I'll try something out. Peace. --Matfen 16:46, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
I never actually witnessed the transition between WWF to WWE myself, I lost all interest in wrestling when i started doing it around 2000 and have only watched an occasional match here and there since. Kinda surprised myself just how much crap I still know about wrestling to poke fun at it on this site being that I'm not even into it anymore. --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 01:32, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Cookies

Newcookie Paizuri has awarded you a cookie!
For making a shitload of requested articles and doing a great job each time
Newcookie Paizuri has awarded you a cookie!
Because you deserve another one
Newcookie Paizuri has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

You're amazing! Keep up the great work. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:55, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, I wouldn't say I'm amazing, I'm just one man trying to make a difference, without a really cool talking car.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 23:05, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit Vote now for Colonisation

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

edit An appeal to national pride

As a fellow Australian, you must also understand the risk that we face here having the Imperial Colonisation having so much of an influence from those damned Yankees. I'd love to see you having a strong input into our latest colonisation on Science fiction. Keep up the good work, and 'grats on the nom for WotM.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 07:45, May 4 2010 UTC

I'll input something to the colony once I have an idea for one of the subjects. Right now, nothing comes to mind for Science Fiction.... only that joke Stephen Wright tells... which escapes my mind what it was, so it couldn't have been that good. --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 08:11, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit At random

Just to take one of your many pages at random, Married. . .With Childre, this could easily be featured if, and only if, you let someone edit it for spelling, grammar, and brief edits for "making sense" and stuff. Your writing and photochopping are your strong points, your spelling and minor glitches are your weak points, and this is what friends on the site are for! I'd be happy to edit sweep a few of your pages, Commandore Puppy would probably be happy to do so, HELPME is a very good friend-of-the-site. In short, your greatness has finally been recognized, yay----and now you have the cut-men to come in and patch up the minor abrasions. And congrats on being nommed for Writer of The Month by the Grand Pubaa Himself (do you know how fuckin' rare that is?) Aleister unchained 11:07 4 5 MmX

I know my spelling and vocabulary isn't great, I only have a small dictionary. Sure man, go for it! --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 11:51, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
I've heard you have small other stuff besides a dictionary, but I won't go there until I know you better. Thanks, will do, but later, must sign off now and have a life for awhile. I'll work on Married. . .With Children later on. Cheers and salutations, and have a drink on me. Al sans chains 12:01 4 5 MMX
dont pick on my small penis, you wouldn't pick on a cripple? A small dick is like a disability, man! :P --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 12:09, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
Don't worry. I've heard that Al has a huge dic... tionary. He boasts of it often in his amazingly high soprano voice. But yeah, your work is good, but not quite there yet. And it was a hard choice between yourself and Mooshy as WotM. My reasons for voting the way I did I've already mentioned, but with a little nudging I think you're close to FA territory on a few pieces. I have to do something IC related tomorrow, but I'll have a look through your body of work and see what I can suggest. In the meantime, UN:PROOF is your friend - use it.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 12:43, May 4 2010 UTC
Cool, thanks! --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 13:36, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit Paris Hilton UnNews

About your UnNews article, UnNews:Paris Hilton gets girlfriends pregnant: aside from changing the title to UnNews standards, I'm not sure what to do with it. Some of the bad grammar is endearing (to me, at least), but the logical flow isn't very... logical. Are some of the "mistakes" intentional? If so, please enlighten me. It has potential to be better. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 11:36, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

not really, my grammar just sucks, everyone complains about it!--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 12:40, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

Che Ape

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I'm going to try fixing it because it's making everything that comes after your sig black. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:45, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

I'm really sorry for messing with your sig, but everything that comes after it is changing to black. As things are still black after I changed it, apparently the problem isn't just your sig but your settings. I changed the settings for this post so you could read it but of course I can't change the setting for your signature. I suspect in my preferences at the top of your screen you need to change it to


Please do this ASAP as it's screwing up pages everywhere you signed after the settings got changed (at least that's my suspicion). Thanks.

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:01, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Should be a little better.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 03:58, Jun 3 2010 UTC
ok, is it better now? --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 07:39, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
Still need to change your sig preferences as per Why?'s note above. Once that is done then after you save a page then the code you should see should just be {{User:Maniac1075/sig}} - where you've signed in the past will need to be fixed though, as the code is spilling out.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 08:46, Jun 3 2010 UTC
wait, he said change it to (({SUBST:nosubst|User:Maniac1075/sig}} and you said, {{User:Maniac1075/sig}}... it's currently showing the first one? is that right? If not, i'll just delete the sig all together. --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 08:51, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
What he said. I just did the tl so it looked right                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:06, Jun 3 2010 UTC
ah ok, well thats done, is the sig working ok now? --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 10:03, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

perfect                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 10:22, Jun 3 2010 UTC

Yeah, cool and stuff. Glad you got it worked out.
And by the way, I was letting you know what needed to be changed in "my preferences." Puppy was letting you know how the code for your signature should appear on pages you sign after you made that change. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:19, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

Another thing about your sig: It's too tall. Make it less tall, please. As per UN:SIG, no more than 12px high, or the world will end (probably). Seriously. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:11, Jun 7

edit Your many good pages

Hey Joe, whatdayaknow. If I had the time I'd mug an editor at the Onion. lock them in a room, and have them edit your articles for grammar and spelling and other things. The next best thing, would you mind if we (you, I, and others) try to round up eight or so people to take two of your pages apiece to edit sweep? You, as you know, have some of the best "undiscovered" pages here, and all they need is polish and spit. You'd have to pick your best pages, no normal ADD afflicted human being could read all of yours, and maybe onnly two or so of the wrestling ones (although you could kidnap an editor from Wrestling Magazine or whatever they promote the honored sport with). Anyway, an idea, not because you're a cool and nice guy, that's a side befefit, but because your best pages add lots of value to this site and when I buy it I want to turn around and sell pieces of it to our competitors. Aleister 10:21 16 6 MMX

So you want me to pick my own greatest hits to be an editors nightmare? Hmmm... this requires me looking at each of them again *shudder*
ok... after lookin at most of them... HOLEY SHIT!!! i've done some really CRAP articles too!!!
non-wrestling favs... this one, but it got huffed User:Maniac1075/Shit_Pickle
wrestling ones

--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 10:54, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

Nice list, and I will read many of them. I once started to edit Married with Children, got about half way done before my hospitalization because of my suicide attempt. If it's ok with you I'll continue with that one and Debbie Does Dallas. Won't read them now, but I did read the Pickle thing. Why was it huffed? Seems like a funny page, and you spelled everything right! (both words!) And how long ago did that happen? Anyways, I have to go rescue some of those oiled birds now, gotta eat. Aleister 11:09 16 6 MMX

stick in their, dude. I've been in that situation before, and I can tell you that things will get better. Yeah, do what you wish with any article of mine, they probably all could do with edits somewhere, and anything anyone wants to add to them, go for it... most registered users add something decent to articles, just the unregistered ones I usually undo.
Shit Pickle was huffed by KillerFroggy about 2 days after it was made in March, just leaving the comment (doody)... so it's either shit, or KillerFroggy has no idea who Shit Pickle is, and that that IS all Shitpickle ever says, so it may have just looked like something silly that looked like someone was just fuckin' around... which I pretty much did, I think I spent 10 mins on that article, which is 3 more mins then any other! :D

--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 20:46, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

No, wait, KillerFroggy huffed the article by himself, a big one like that. Nah, you need to get that mainspaced again, imnho, especially if you like it as one of your favorites. We need to find out about how to get pages unhuffed, as I know of several which need to be mainspaced again (there's the User:Ratmaster/Non-Huffable Kitten page that had no right, again imnho, to be huffed). I don't know if you were playing along, but my suicide comment was about editing your Married with Children page (that it drove me to a suicide attempt), just a joke. Not a real life thingy. And you have other pages I'd love to see proofread, I'll list those soon. Now, please have a look at Funnybony's and my Tantra page, and if you like it, vote on VFH for it. You see, long- time-user first time caller, the really cool kids here hang around the VFH page (and the VFD page too, let alone the VFG page which is for the ultra-cool kids). Get to all three and you'll be one of the cool kids too, because you are one of our best writers and more of the cool kids should get to know that. Tantra is a good place to start (hee hee). Will find the name of that kitten page and come back. Aleister 00:14 17 6 mmx

I know it was a joke, I had to read my pages again last night, so I felt your pain and was giving you my condolences. I can only try to put it back on the main article, and see if sticks... like that phrase, "if you throw enough shit at a wall, some of it's bound to stick" so lets try round 2. I'll check out these VH1 specials you are telling me about, but if I see Lady Gaga on their doing any unplugged numbers, I will seek you out for revenge! --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 00:26, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

re-posted it to Shit Pickle... I thought about adding a "proofread" as a joke, but seeing another word on their would just demote the use of the English language.
I don't know if just putting it back works or not, or if that will get you banned for ten-years at hard labor. The stuff I mean, of course, are the Votes for Highlight, on the navagation stuff on the left there (but you know that one), the VFD page (just put VFD in the search box) and Votes for Good page (just search VFG). Those, the forums, and the talk pages are the fun playgrounds here. I call dibs on the second swing from the left. . .Aleister 1:18 17 6 MMX
yeah, i've passed through those sections before... sometimes I read an article and just have no opinion at all on them, so I don't vote ney or yey... and sometimes I see a crappy article and try to add something to it if I can think of anything... unless I feel strongly about saying something about it, I just keep to the shadows. But I am perving watching.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 01:40, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
Cool, I'm glad you're lurking. Thank you for the Tantra vote. In seriousness, the page is meant as a very real page for people interested in the subject, or in sex and/or consciousness in general. One more, just one more, have you read HowTo:Reinvent the wheel yet? It's one I really love, and its floundered on VFH for a long time and just picked up a little steam in the last few days. If you love it like you love your dear old ma, please give it a vote, but if you hate it like you hate your drunken father who beats you repeatedly (a man does need a hobby) vote against it--and lastly, if you are indifferent, please suggest changes instead, I'd enjoy your advice. Now I've got to go get myself someone to tantra!! Geese! Aleister 2:48 17 6 MMX
p.s. lol, I just watched some of the Shit Pickle vids. I think you're page is rescued just because it has a basis for existing based on the vids, and can't be seen as just a vandal writing shit all over the place.

edit Hulk Hogan

Check out Roman's user page, unless he's changed it some good Hulkster stuff. Aleister 10:56 18 6 MMX

cool, but those pics are already on the Hulk Hoganpage.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 11:51, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit I sincerely apologize

I can't believe I booked reviewing Married With Children and then dropped it. I'm very sorry about that and I don't even have a good reason--some things came up and I simply forgot. If no one does a review in the next three or four days, I'll sincerely try to get to it. Again, I apologize. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:52, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

its ok, all can be forgiven if you just drop a 20 dollar donation to may PayScam account.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 06:29, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight


I've started to edit Debbie doing Detroit, but had to throw up a couple of times and stopped until the nausea passed. That was a couple of days ago, but it seems to be clearing up and I'll get back to it. In the meantime...

Is it the Irene Ryan thing? I think she was a babe! --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 12:12, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
Nice legs too. Ya, I noticed that The Beverly Hillbillies and some of your other gteat pages weren't on your above list. The Dead Kennedys, many others belong on it imnho. All to be proofread. I know some of the pee advice you are going to get on Married With Children will be to cut it by a third, to just take a shiv and remove entire sections (like Dexter when he's peeved off). Debbie may need some of that too. But long is good too (John Holmes agreed, before he was shivved himself). It's a long and winding road. Al 12:36 23 6 MMX
well, if it's short articles they want, then lets try and get permission to make a new John Cena page User:Maniac1075/John_Cena... it's short, it's straight to the point, but may contain too many facts. But I think it's "Feature" worthy --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 12:49, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
You mean you did an article about the fuckin' faggot? Did that one get huffed too? Who would huff it but a fuckin' faggot. Al "dizzy from Debbie editing, can't go one, I'll do another page but can't go on" Chains a few minutes down-the-road

no one huffed it, it's a locked page, so i cant even offer it to be huffed :( --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 13:20, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

No it's not, I put in two categories for your opinion (we need a category named "Faggot" though, as gay doesn't really fit your page), and the move button works (I didn't move it, just see if it worked). So you are either a Liar Liar, pants on fire, or a Faggot, Faggot, pants on fire, or a "I thought it was locked!" "I thought it was locked!", pants on fire. In all options, your pants are on fire. Ghosts in the machine later that same day, pants on fire

John Cena isnt locked? It is to me.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 05:59, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I see what you mean. I've never run across that before here, is Skullthumper refering to you as the constant vandal? Why don't you ask Mordillo to unlock it for you, after he takes a look at your article. I found it funny, just for it's overemphasis, but maybe Skull and others thought it was too Ed or something. I want to get back to your pages too, and for sure will do much proofing of them, if it's okay with you, during those conservation weeks coming up soon. I'm interested in how this John Cena thing turns out. That fucking faggot. Aleister 11:27 25 6 MMX

nope, not me who vandalized it, if I vandalize something, i leave a white glove behind. Yeah, do what ya want with anything ive done. and who is Skullthumper? --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 11:36, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

This guy is Skull, he's an admin and the one who locked the page in 2008 sometime. Maybe you can ask him to look at your page and see if it passes muster in the admin universe he occupies, but asking Mordillo would work too, at least in getting an Olympian ruling on the reopening of the page. And when I proof your things I'll be careful to use kid gloves, not white gloves, but bloody kid gloves. Have you seen the Fast Animals Slow Children page? Pretty funny. Aleister 11:58 same day

Not bad, but I was a little sick of the joke by the middle... maybe you can help me now, I'm out of 5 more ideas for this * Top10bestcheats --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 15:16, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

No, and you know why? It's a fantastic page (again) and ideas will come to you, and the page should be yours. You don't have to do all of your pages in a day, two, or 10, I've polished some of mine for months. So what will emerge for your page for numbers 2-5 will be a-maz-ing, no doubt. (well, ok, a couple of ideas later in this ramble) I will help with proofing it when it's done. The Fast animals page seems to be farily new, and I guess I just jumped in and started fixing it up and then editing it, so I wrote the creator and asked him if I could do a nom thing for it. ("We" i.e. the site, have to get many of your pages featured at some point soon. At a miniumum you need three features so we can honor you in the Hall of Shame, or Same, or Sam or something. This must be done!!! (Ok, I'll think up one idea, thinking, thinking, one video trick can be one "that only one person has ever found" and that's a hidden space beneath the game console itself where another videoscreen is hidden which controls the action beneath the castle, or something. Expanding the perimeters of the screen into the real world would be another back door. Anyways, yeah. Geese. Aleister 18:06 25 6 MMX

I'm convinced I need to sleep sometime this week, I have no idea what you just said about the castle thing.. if one of my articles gets featured, or 3, so be it, i'm not worried about it tho, im just in it for the money, euhhh, fun, i mean, boredom... and fun... when do I get paid? --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 21:28, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Worse, and poems

Ha! Look at number 64 on Worst 100 Reflections on 2010. Hee hee. And my whoring self, would you please read and judge the piece of filth poem on VFH which, in short, says Fuck BP and love Ma Nature (although I often fuck ma nature too). And by castle I mean a control panel under the game itself controls the action of a dungeon level of a castle featured in the game. Ha! And featured pages just mean that more people get to read them and appreciate or hate your work, and you, of all users, must be featured, the Goddess of Humour and Ill-conceived universes demands it. Ha! Twanks Aleister locked under the castle 11:44 27 6 MMX

funeekio --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 12:25, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
Ha! Mucho twanks. I just popped the poem's yousetube vid onto the top of my user page. Oh, and I must now go and make The Signal the offical longest page on Uncy. All in a day's work. Aleister 12:32 27 6 mmx
longest page you say? --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 12:37, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
I actually read that last week, one of your best I'd say, mad I tell ya, mad. Your Hulk Hogan page is actually among the longest, or most dense in bytes, or however they measure it. Hulk would be proud if he wasn't so drunk. Al few minutes later
Trust Hulk to hog the spotlight --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 12:47, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
P.S: Is the Micheal Jackson thing funny, or just a done to death joke? --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 12:50, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
Nah, I didn't laugh. I actually cried, missing Michael and all my childhood memories (of being in his bedroom, as a child, although I've blocked out most of them). Michael is now a meme a Chuck Norris meme, and has sunk under the weight of memeism. Then again, a video game where he does nothing but moonwalk backwards through various scenes and scenery may be funny, or may no be funny. Meme. Meme minutes advance
Actually it's pretty clever, just went on a little too long. Maybe end it at "20 points per kid." Al
cool, done

edit Well-Oiled Thanks

I'd like to thank you, on behalf of myself and Aleister, for voting for our article. Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:35, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

no worries, I had nothing better to do. --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 05:35, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit Love to work with you

Dude! You are HIGHLY recommended by Aleister. Can I be of any help? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:24, Jul 11

well, I suppose you could take those two new droids we bought and .... wait, wrong reality... I dunno, got any ideas floating around we can collaborate on? I'm pondering up something to do with the Puppet Master series next, but nothing much to go on so far.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 01:48, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Wrestlecrap

Read You are seriously sick. If I were as sick as you I wouldn't go to a psychiatrist, I'd BE a psychiatrist. I'd pay myself to prescribe myself enough meds to put down a moose. Meds for lunch and dinner. Meds in my soup for Christsake. Then when I'd sleep (which would be seldom) I'd dream of ghouls and lizardwars, that's how sick I'd be if I were you. You not only can't marry my daughter, but you can't fuck her either. And keep away from my goats and chickens, they did you no wrong! should be taken out back, shot, and buried with the rest of Detroit. I'm puking now, as I recall the article. And yet again. Al 9:57 12 7

I have a tear in my eye now, not from sadness, but from joy that someone actually read that crap, and could appreciate it for the disturbing after thoughts I intended it to bring! I'm also crying tears of happiness that you finally understand me, I'm not alone anymore, someone finally knows what a sick minded twisted sadistic son of a Hillary Clinton I can be. It's a red letter day!!! However, I think I have written sicker things then that before, but I cant remember where, happy searching... tho if I haven't written things that sick elsewhere, rest assure, I will! But for now, here is a toned down, but still quite shitty article with no redeemable value :D --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 10:12, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Whore with a ring on their finger 1.0

I was going to say, nah, if the joke is almost verbatim, but when I thought of the header above, why don't you use it as a spork (I don't do sporks myself, some people just copy and paste entire pages of wikipedia and then alter them, too much like pocketing them imnho), change its name to that, and reword the language to such an extent that even though the original joke is there it is still your page. You can even say in the lead something about that, and then be on with it. I haven't read your TeenMuNinaholes page yet, and will do so, just before bed, so I can dream the dreams of the terrified. If you have a minute I have another page on VFH, Rolex, that got kicked around by a Froggy and needs the eyes of a pervert upon it. So I came to you. Aleister 16:45 13 7

I havent been awake long, usually i'd say if you need someone to vote for VHF id do it later, but when you said you needed a pervert to check it out, well, fuck my morning coffee, it can wait. To vote I go. --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 03:05, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
Maniac, you lovable devil, thanks for the vlote. I will tweek it a bit per your suggestion, although that's hinted at in the line about how the fake Rolex's work better than the real ones. And you still drink coffee? What are you, 10? Coffee is for dworks, water is in, water is the new coffee. I saw you met Funnybony. Watch your pockets when he's around, not that he'd take anything, he'd put stuff in there. I've had to throw away so many old mushrooms in plastic baggies, and lots of green filled cigarettes after he's been around, I don't know what that stuff is. Al 1:37 14 7
p.s. Say, you want to be a member of our frat? The next collab we're going to do is "Weird" and we need you on that page for sure (medically supervised and medicated of course, we'll supply the medication). Just go make a membership request with the frat's page or with Skinfan. Lots of ladies hang around (as long as the 100 dollar bills hold out) and the beer flows like wine and the wine flows like water. Al X 17:28 14 7
but does the blood flow like rivers? I only ask cause I bought a box of tampons on ebay for 99 cents, and don't know what to do with them.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 03:22, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Ex Box

I left a note on my talk page that says it all. And have done proofreading, editsaddits on much of the page, but must try to eat something to keep my strength up to finish the proofreading. Jesus wept. Aleister 13:27 16 7

p.s. I continued proofreading and editing until the finish. When I recovered enough to type this, two hours had passed, and all I remember of those two hours were hideous womanly screams and deep heaves of crying. And I was alone the whole time!
yeah, that's about how I felt when I dated her. You only had to read about it, I had to live through it!--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:54, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
Aye, a dip in the garbage pool with a lady love. Wanted to thank you again for your vote on Rolex, it made the front page, so now the race war can begin. Oh, wait, I'm mixing that up with something else. Well, maybe not. Thanks!!!!!??????!!!! Aleister 3:32 21 7

edit Oh my God!


The new girlfriend giving head to a happy monkey

Marilyn Monroe! Can you believe she almost has enough votes to wave at the world from the front page!!! Marilyn not only needs your help by reading her, a saved page totally written by BlackFlamingo and nobody else. A line you would like is that Hugh Hefner, who owns the crypt next to her, has had a strategically placed hole carved in the wall between the crypts. Life is good. Aleister 1:08 21 7

P.s. I saw you edit! There's a bandwagon going on at VFH for Hyperboles's 40th feature, Suddenly, Raccoons, thought it would be somethuuing you'd enjoy. I linked your Ex Box into Evil Jesus, a page I saved from VFD and am working on again. Anyone who can get through Ex Box can get through anything. Yow. Aleister 22:32 21 7
what did I edit? I edit so much shit, i'm the queen of edit. --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 23:18, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
I meant I saw you edit, on recent changes, so ran over here to post. Wasn't that a fun article??? Raccoons!!! If you cut the tails off, put a few sticks of butter on them, and roast 'em at 450 for an hour and a half, (put the tails back in for the last 20 minutes, or until a crispy brown) them vittles sure is tasty. Al 00:08 22 7
No use giving me the recipe, my oven blew up when I was making dinner last week and forgot I was drying off the cat in there.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 00:11, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Drying it off?? No, no, jeez, why not just douse it with balsamic and some sesame oil? I saw you article "Cunt". Conclusively proves there is no God, which is a shame in a way. Would you mind if I edit sweeped cunt. John Updike actually put out a limited-editon poem/book, "Cunt" (you can look it up on Abebooks) after a swinging group invited him to join. Al few minutes later
too late, I already doused my cat in gasoline and set it on fire... i wanted to make the cat go "whoof", currently I'm freezing my dog so i can push it through a buzzsaw to make it go "meow". If youre going to edit cunt, remember to be a cunt about it, as no one likes a clean cunt... wait.. exbox?... i'll get back to you on how to define that later. --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 00:19, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit no comment

Controlling ejaculation04:12

Controlling ejaculation


It's best from 3:10 on. I've been doing this for years, but only 80 times. How the hell was I to know that you were supposed to do it 81 times! Damn my fucking luck, waste of several years of "what I thought" was a good workout. Damn. Aleister 18:13 23 7

Silly you, as the poster said, "You must do this 81 times, 80 or 82 is bad, 83 is fatal", remember this as you would remember the instructions to a holey hand-grenade.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 07:20, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma July Newsletter


Well guys, its been exactly 5 billion years since I last did a newsletter and I thought doing one would be a good way to get everyone back into the fold for August. Big things on the horizon for August for Upsilon Sigma Sigma.

First thing's first: Welcome to our newest brothers, Maniac1075 and Happymonkey39! Hopefully you guys will stick around and become regular contributors to our little project here!

Secondly, unfortunately there wasn't really a July collaboration. That's partly my fault from being absent most of the month because of work. The June collaboration, Taco, that got roughly finished and reviewed around mid-July will be our collaboration for both months. Go ahead and head on over to the collaboration page to vote on whether we send the article to mainspace or not and be sure to nominate an article for the que, also found on the collaboration page.

Third, some asshole (cough MadMax) redirected weird to odd, but bad news for him; we're doing weird as our collaboration for August anyways. This one is going to be epic guys, like Tim Burton epic. I'd like an 'all hands on deck' turnout for this one. We'll begin sometime around August 1 or second. I was thinking the approach for the article should be from the perspective of a high school misfit who's unaware how weird he is describing other kids as being weird. or something... Once the collaboration page is up and running we'll hash it out on the discussion page.

Lastly, and I know I constantly pound this, we all need to start doing requested articles individually. This is supposed to be a big part of USS, but our frat has morphed into mainly a collaboration group. Lets try and focus on those individual requested articles over the next few months.

Looking forward to ramping this thing back into gear with you guys in August!

Founder -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 21:37 EST 28 July, 2010

edit What women need to know about men

Maybes you should check the page, lots of ip's and wanderers have edited it lately so you must maintain its integrity. In tegrity, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, anyway, yeah, and frat bro, yeah, ha ha ha. OK, seez you on the playground. Aleister 11:00 29 7

I've been watching the edits, mostly it's just spelling and grammar corrections, so that's why there is so many people editing it. --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 22:12, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

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