User talk:Manforman/Archive 5
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Okay answer me this...
Explain to me why you have every article I ever created up for deletion. Granted there's only three there but one has been deleted...I'm assuming you nommed it, and the other two are also up there. Do you have a problem with me? My last two are up there at the moment and seem to be faring well so there is obviously nothing wrong with them. Could you explain why you have done this? --17:23, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
- RE, RE Okay answer me this: - Okay sorry for accusing you about the Fuckwit business it just sort of fit together in my mind with the others. It's sort of a downer that the article I think is my best, others think should be re-written, but meh i'll stick to reverts and crap controll. Also "It's not my cup of tea" isn't a valid reason for a delete. -- 18:40, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
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You put my article,UnNews:Wikia huffed Uncyclopedia...again for ICU I removed the template for two1)There's two articles in it basically one is the actual unnews and the second is the 404 error which are randomly choosen(I'm going to make it a better chance for it having unews artcicle firs). 2)It's an unews article doesn't to be long like. Which is way I removed if you have any other sugestions for it please put a better reason(like spelling correctons) then just expanding.--Scott 01:53, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
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Thank you for voting me Whore of the Month. Of course, Ljlego got paid the Yoinxx. I guess that just makes me a slut.
Thanks for the NotM vote!
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That stupid new messages thing gets me everytime....keeps me on my toes!
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Could you believe I don't care too much about the V-tag on my Jean Bart article? I've kinda lost interest in Uncyclopedia (other things to do). You might as well tag my other articles as well. Easy: they're summed up somewhere on my user page.-- Lambic HarkHark! 09:30, 3 October 2007 (UTC)
I just wanted to say I apologize for how I acted before on the VFD page, I had a bad day and I shouldn't have criticized you like that. -- 21:38, 3 October 2007 (UTC)
Hi MFM, I've quickly whisked my spelling and readability broom through the article again. I also made a couple of minor additions that I hope you don't mind. Looking through the article and the reviews, I agree with the last one - spend more time getting creative with the menu. You've got a few things in there, but play with as many things as possible on the BK menu. Do they still do ice cream? (I haven't been to a BK or McD's in ages - bit of a health kick) If so, perhaps it could be somewhat salty to the taste, suggestive of some other "cream"... Do they have a veggie burger option? Easy - made from recycled vomit or similar. Have fun grossing out the whole menu.
Basically, you're well on the way to an entertaining article, it just needs a bit more expansion. The menu is the obvious spot, but how about having a go at the toy giveaways as well? While Burger King toys have to be child safe and so forth, Booger King could do toys covered with lead-based paint, with spikes hidden inside them, that sort of thing. Again, have fun with it, have some evil ideas about unsafe toys to give away.
Also, you haven't touched on the drinks - what could be hidden in the thick shakes, the coffee or the cola?
Oh, and you might want to take the bit about worm cruelty campaigning away from the menu section, and give it its own headline lower down - leave the menu to describe the food, and then have the protest referred to later, as you do with the lawsuit. Then you can expand it more - if you have other odd creatures used in the menu, for example.
I wasn't aware
I guess I'm a commander now. Who do I command? Oh? Nobody? Ok. • <-> 22:07, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
- Also, I just tricked you into reviewing an article for me. • <-> 22:07, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need.
And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today?
Yeah, thanks for the vote MFM, hope you don't take the Booger King thing personally (see nice long response on my talk page), and keep up the hard work on VFD! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:08, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
hey MFM, sorry i didn't get around to voting for your article (i'm on the road, currently in Alaska). anyway, if i can ever make it up to you, don't hesitate to ask. -- 23:36, 11 October 2007 (UTC)