User talk:Manforman/Archive 3
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Please adopt my Noob ass, unless it does cost money. It's really me, I just haven't signed on yet, seriously. User:Roby-18.104.22.168 00:01, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
Nah, haven't forgot about you. Anywho, I have done the Langolier page if you want to take a look at my work, plus I added the "Where Is Doug Now?" in Doug HONK HONK!! -Roby 00:45, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
Yes, i would like you to adopt me.
Ahem... read the title... (and in the meantime play my game, Super Rpg!) --Marth23 16:21, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
For removing that template on my userpage as i was unable to remove it without losing text in the edit box (unclear why) but thankyou . —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Richardson j (talk • contribs)
I'll see what I can do with those pictures
All right, I'll see if I can make some pictures for your page. Though just let me make one thing clear: I am in no way an expert photo editer, though I would not be angry if you held that belief :P —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Havoc14 (talk • contribs)
I can't help noticing that these aren't exactly letting up yet, and have still got newish stuff in. Please try to think before you upload or create pages, because it does take a little time for us to get rid of them again. For instance, all those white-space pictures could have been done by resizing Image:Spacer.gif in a page, although I guess there's no reason why you should necessarily know that. Also, don't put up something you're only going to recreate again - just write over it when you need to. Okay, I think I'm done moaning now (and don't fill VFD by yourself). Okay, I'm really done. I'm gonna be semi-vacationing anyway for the next two weeks, so you may have to do without my rubbish bin skills unless I can find me a computer! See ya! -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:19, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
As I said in the title, adopt me and become my sensai. Teach me the way of the Uncyclopedian!!! --JoeM007 17:23, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for nominating me for WotM, even though it was reverted since it's technically not September yet. I wasn't actually going to nom you for UGOTM. Unless you want me to? -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 22:42, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
Damn you. Your stupidity got me disqualified. I hope you're happy. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 22:53, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
- Come & chat with us from time to time. Through the Web Link or if you have an IRC client. Cross over, children! You are all
welcome. All welcome. Go into the light. There is peace & serenity in the light.
Is a lot easier when you create your own subpage with a list of your articles, like so: User:Dr. Skullthumper/bib. Only saying this because I saw you try to list features on your userpage. Take a gander at mine for an example of what I'm trying to say, and probably not doing a very good job explaining.
Doesn't My Article Qualify For Quasi-Feature?
Since my article, HowTo:Read a Wikipedia Article With ADHD got a positive score, 8/6, wouldn't it qualify for a quasi-feature? Haven't been here long enough to be able to tell...
Alright... By the way, can I nominate an article again, after a month or so, or does it only have the one shot?
I also think I might want to eventually nominate this. And yes, I voted for your article.
I tried that on the preview... It doesn't work. So, do you think that Harry Potter article would have a chance, eventually?
Never mind. I see what you mean, now.
Uhh... I don't think that helped...
Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks!
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04:34, Sep 2, 2007
I was reading the sig rules while helping someone with their sig earlier and came across this:
"3. Avoid blatantly whoring articles"
I'd say your sig currently classifies as whoring your article so I thought i'd let you know before an Admin realises... -- 17:20, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
Consider Your Penis...REMOVE'D!
-03:37, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
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