User talk:Manforman/Archive 2

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THINKER'D

Enjoy. --THINKER 06:40, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the thank you!

RedundRedund Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him

Please accept this redundant template

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him

Please accept this redundant template

Er...

While I was editing Leoispotter's talk page, I accidentally edited your "Thank You" Template. To avoid this, please write your award on talk pages like this: {{subst:User:Manforman/Thank You}} It will make sure that instead of having the header's "edit" button link to an edit box for your template, but the User's talk page. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:22, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Magnifying Glass Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

-- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 16:39, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Help

I was accidentally messing around with that picture up there of the skeleton and I can't get it to it's version before I messed around with it. Can somebody fix it so that skeleton looks proper? --Sir Manforman CUN 21:27, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Huh? Ok, you clcik "rev" on the version you want to change to. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:33, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

One more thing

CALM THE FUCK DOWN. Stop attacking users before I put that UgotM nom back up. Insineratehymn's been here longer, I believe. You're just whining, whining, and whining. Insinerate's not violating the rules, and you can't get people to vote Against just because you say so. Who's telling people what to do on VFS? Hm? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:21, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Come to my Talk page, You, Insineratehymn, and me are going to settle this peacefully. ^_^ --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:34, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
Good, good! Now you are both free to go! And Insineratehymn shouldn't have been asking to be nommed, so you were right about that. Though Insineratehymn really is worthy of being a sysop, and has been nommed before. VFS gets EVERYONE in a rush. Trust me. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:43, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Toilet paper Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks.

Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the steak knife. God, only heard that one five million times...

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:27 Sep 22, 2014 00:46, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Please don't revert me without checking first

First of all, I haven't seen you doing anything with the {{Oh Dear}} template so I don't understand your sudden interest in it. Second, just because you don't understand a picture, it doesn't mean that it doesn't make any sense. Specifically it's the Eye of Sauron from Lord of the rings, and around here - it's identified with Famine. Next time, check yourself before you act. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:34, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your reply.


Ahmdinajad Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

has awarded you a Nuclear missile
Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity

This Template Will Self Destruct in Countdown seconds

~Jewriken.GIF 21:15, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

You've Won an Award!

It's called the Tallest Blade of Grass award. That is, you've stuck your head up higher than most other people here, and I'm about to cut it off.

As far as I can tell, you are a whiny bitch who delights stirring up trouble by talking smack about and voting on other people. Looking through your contribs, I see lots of you voting on shit and pissing people off, and no quality article writing. Of all the edits you've made recently, the only one that even slightly resembles an article is the amazingly shitty Interstate 84 (east), which just about anyone could have banged out in 10 minutes. It is a prime candidate for deletion it is so piss-poor. A month ago when you started, you seemed to know how this website worked, and made a decent article or two. You seem to have forgotten.

So, since I'm feeling super-nice this morning, instead of simply kicking your ass off here forever, I've decided to give you an ultimatum:

You will:

  1. Cease talking smack about other users.
  2. Cease making random edits to pages you aren't working on.
  3. Cease voting, everywhere.
  4. Write two non-deletion quality articles.

If you can accomplish #4 by the end of the week, you're saved for the moment. If you can follow #s 1-3 until the end of August, you're off the hook. Good luck! Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 07/24 14:08

Update!

So, after about 5 days, I see:
#1: Not Done.
#2: Done.
#3: Not Done.
#4: Not Done.
Sorry pal, but I was serious. Take a month off to seriously consider whether or not you can contribute constructively to this website. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 07/29 13:34

RE:Let It Be

No problem amigo. Happy writing! -RAHB 20:48, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Removing noms

Hello there. If you ever want to withdraw any noms, just strike it with the <s></s> tags, don't remove it. Also, striked nominations don't need to be removed, and can also be kept for historic purposes. Usually only admins can only remove noms. Thank you for your time. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:01, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Forum topics

Please do not move ongoing discussions from active forum pages. Comments cannot "clog up" forum pages by definition (vandalism notwithstanding); that's what the forum is there for. Please do try to assume good faith during discussions, especially those involving contentious issues such as politics or religion. Accusations of flamewarring are not helpful, especially since as far as I can see, Orion Blastar has not been doing so; he appears to me to be merely expressing a different political opinion to yourself and the majority of contributors to the topic. I don't neccessarily agree with his opinions either, but he has the absolute right to express them. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:19, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

ED Reply

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Help

I have a new sig located here. All of the text is in <small> unlike my other sig. But the timestamps, however, are in a regular size. I'd like it so the timestamps are the same size as the other text. I've seen other users who have smaller timestamps, and I'd like to know how to so that just as well. Your help would be greatly appreciated. --User:Manforman/sig2 16:27, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Er, well, the only way that I know of requires a little bit of legwork, but in the long run will work. This requires dumping a little code on every page you post at, so just know this. Now, here's what you do:

Instead of doing

Comment-~~~~

You will have to do

Comment-~~~ <small>~~~~~</small>

I may even get to work on making you a custom signing button if I find it in myself to do so. Cheers.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:42, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Your bannination

Well it appears Famine hasn't budged on your ban, after reading your stuff on IRC. Perhaps an E-Mail is in order? You could copy your unfinished articles into microsoft word and finish them, and e-mail them to him, along with a promise to never touch VFH, VFD, VFS, or any other page starting with V again, even if it's a comment. --THE 21:18, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Or earn some respect & let the sentence be carried out. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle11:39, 31 July 2007
Yes, that would work too. --THE 11:54, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Probation

Ok, I'll take my first of three nice-pills for the month, unban you, and give you the following bit of probation:

1) You've gotten a number of users angry with you for edits and comments you've made. Before you edit, think twice. Make sure that you're being polite when you edit. This includes:
1a) No more FFS or other voting pages.
1b) No more randomly reverting articles others are working on.
1c) Things like the rules/warning at the top of this page are the antagonistic sorts of things you want to avoid.
1d) Be very, very careful while in the Forum namespace. I'm not saying "no forums", but it's easy to get caught up in flamewars and other nonsense there.
2) Write some non-deletion worthy articles. The two news articles you've just written are just not very good. They aren't overly original, they aren't parody, and they aren't funny. If you're struggling for ideas for UnNews, just hit CNN and see what's on the front page.
(example)
CNN:A big-time overhaul is planned for Graceland
This article is about how Elvis, who everyone once thought was dead, is not only alive but working on his house. He's taken out a home equity loan from Ditech, and is adding a pool lined with rhinestones, along with additional closet space to add value to his home. It's also rumored that he's installing defibrillators in every bathroom, above the toilet paper, along with extra-large medicine cabinets. Once this construction is completed, his plans are to sell it and move to Florida to retire.
3) Read, and re-read if necessary the following documents:
3a) The Beginner's Guide
3b) How To Be Funny
and especially these two:
3c) Uncyclopedia:Rules
3d) this

So edit, but do so with care. Make sure you're not pissing people off. And read this. And just in case, read this. Enjoy your skates, but mind the ice. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 08/1 21:00

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