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This is, of course, where all hot, sexy, and awesome accomplished users of Uncyclopedia come to wax eloquent about the one-and-only ManEatingBadger! You may also find that those who believe ManEatingBadger is a "fucktard little conspiracy theorist (that little gem came from a really pissed-off YouTube user; never figured out what his problem was, probably just jealosy)" have made their mark here as well; unfortunately, they lacked potty training. Personaly, ManEatingadger does not give a flying fuck one way or another what is said here; he just wishes that it be accurate, complimentary, and filled with badger-friendly content. So, without further ado, please scroll down and witness the written testimony of brilliance to The Great, The Wonderful, His Awesomeness ManEatingBadger!

Best Regards, ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

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edit The Burrow

Where users may rant in praise of ManEatingBadger

edit The Mudpit

Where cowardly scum may hurl mud at ManEatingBadger (it's okay, he likes mud, his great-aunt was a farm pig)

edit The Miscellaneous Tunnel

Uncategorized doggerel may go here

edit Hey

I noticed you'd signed my signature book, but you didn't actually have a sig, so I took the, er "liberty" of creating a custom sig for What do you think...if you want to use that instead of the normal, default and very plain sig that you're using at the moment, just reply here and I'll guide you through what you have to do. - [08:05 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Muchas gracias, YTTE. I'm making good use of it! ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

edit Question

Dude, having looked through a bunch of your articles, can I just ask: have you considered Illogicopedia? This is not a dig, or an insult, or whatever, just a question. Your stuff has elements of random, and as such might fit in better over there, that's all. Also, looking at things, it seems I've nommed a couple of articles you've been working on for deletion today - so I thought I'd mention that this is not a personal thing against you, honest! No hard feelings? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:54, Jun 18
thanks for the, um, comment. mind telling me which articles and why? always good to let the person know and give them a chance to fix things if they see fit before you press the "please delete" button. and i checked out illogicopedia or whatever, seemed less streamlined than uncyclopedia, but i'll do some more looking. thanks. ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger
Why, they'll be the ones I added the VFD tag to! That's the purpose of the tag - to warn people their article is up for deletion and give them a chance to plead its case on VFD. If they're on your watchlist, you should pick them up. There's no requirement to tell people in person their articles are up for deletion, I just figured as I seemed to have picked up on several of yours, I might as well say something in case you thought it was personal! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:03, Jun 19
Having seen your comments on VFD, I feel I should add something further. If you want to work on the articles and improve them, you can ask an admin to restore them to your userspace for you to work on at your leisure. Then, when you think they are ready, you can get a pee review - if the reviewer agrees it's good, it can then be moved back to mainspace, and you can enjoy having proved us all wrong. The fact that several people looked through it and agreed it was random, though, should tell you something - the VFD regulars who voted on that aren't "trigger happy" in the main, they take the time to read articles in full before voting, and give articles the benefit of the doubt if they feel they have potential. These felt random - what can I say? Sorry... HTBFANJS explains the kind of humour we're aiming for quite nicely - Illogicopedia, by contrast, prefers the scattergun, anything goes approach those articles (to me) embodied, so they might fit more comfortably over there. Hope this helps you out, and good luck! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:34, Jun 19
I appreciate the consideration, and the info, looks like it came too late anyway, i'll have to start over. i guess we made a mistake, associating "content-free" with random". still, though, it really grates on me, and probably User:Doctadoom as well; we put a lot of effort into those pages in the little free time we had, and figured we'd done an okay job with Mountain Goat and Where's Wadlo?. Didn't even have the chance to save the pages, either... ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger
Deleted pages can be restored - ask an admin to restore it to your userspace, and you'll get it back as you left it, to work on at your leisure - no-one deletes stuff in userspace unless it's really obvious cyberbullying. Same for Doctadoom. Good luck! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:03, Jun 20
thanks, again, no hard feelings ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

edit Miagra

Was moved here so you can rework it. Try using pee review. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:46, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
But what about my Mountain Goat page? ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

edit Welcome!

Hello, ManEatingBadger, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 18:04, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

So you do work for your keep! But you only use the boring welcome template...meh...- [21:35 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I havent made my own one yet. leave me alone. also, Badger, this is my son, Yettie. you to run along and play now. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 21:38, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Yessir! Badger, this way please...we have some work (I think we're all imaginative enough to know what this should link to) to do. Orian, go much out his user page with some nice vandalisation, like "FUCK YOU! U SUCK TEH BALLS! FUCK FUCK FUCK DILDO HOT HORNY FUCK YOU!". - [21:40 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit CMC

Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, ManEatingBadger!

What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, ManEatingBadger, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
Double moos from your cowy friend,

Welcome ManEatingBadger to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcome aboard! You're now officially part of the biggest cult on the whole of Uncyclopedia! If you can help us recruit/convert people to the CMC then you're likely to get promoted. If you're a-wanting to help us convert people then I recommend you have a read of this. Good luck! - [07:59 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

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