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edit Old stuffs

  • Archive one ~ I come to the wonderful world of Uncyclopedia. Get yelled at alot (not really yelled but just told I was doing something wrong). Get some spam from Spam man. And a dance from Dancing dude. I write some articles, revert some vandals, which gets me nomed for Uncyclopedian of the Month (I failed), and an honorary 2nd dance from Dancing dude. I start reviewing, writing requested articles, and getting the the UnSignpost. Halloween comes and goes, And I become 2nd in command for the grue army. I get thanked for voting on VFH, UGotM, and Uotm, judge the aristocrat's turkey day ball, join Imperial Colonization, and for some reason get a death threat from Poiz. Not necessarily in that order.
  • Archive three ~ I get "eaten", a penis lollipop finds it's way to my mouth, talking in Japanese, I judge the happy monkey competition, vote whoring, I adopt a noob, a poem-off between me, Al, and Mimo, I make two banners for the happy monkey competition which never get put up, I send off the IC Silver Age, I move Dinosaur on my own, voting thanks, talking in greek, I get into potatochopping, I get another article featured, April Fool's Day comes and goes, I spill coffee on my modem, Dinosaur gets featured and I get half credit, I get a "Pantsless Ninjastar", Another n00b gets banned for being a vandal, then comes back, and I get nommed for PotM. A bunch of other stuff happens, but none of it is interesting.
  • Archive sex ~ DrStrange places a BIG GAUDY TEMPLATE on my talk page; Bizzeebeever shows me a magic trick; there is some thanking for various votes; Lollipop suggests that he and I collab on an article, but we never get around to it; I help out some cute little noobies (and even end up adopting two of them); I collab with Socky, Romartus and Mattsnow on Herman Cain which later gets featured, it looks like something about QVFD headers happened, as there are two sections about it here, but I can't for the life of me remember what; I'm told how awesome my articles are; I get on IRC with Mattsnow multiple times; I collab on God's userpage with Xamralco and some other less major contributers; I win the image section of the ATDB with this image; I have a daughter; Black Flamingo figures out who I really am; Magic man drops by to talk to me for the first time in who knows how long; I take over the UnSignpost for an issue and win a ninjastar because of it; new year's eve comes and goes, hurling us into 2012 for the next year or so; Aleister finds a drunken picture of me on a forum; it keeps being 2012; and I write, and later get Lawn mowers featured.

edit Poop fer brains

Round-turd-big <--- Your brain.

--Tophat headless 05:06, January 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit HEY MAGIC MAN

Spam666 For you. I'm spamming you! But...on less than five pages. So it's okay...right???

Anyways...I have been really really wanted to have a colab of the four of us: You, Mattsnow, Aleister and I. And I thought a great topic would be spam. An article either on the actual tin canned meat (which ive never seen but Ive heard is awful) or about computer spam, in any form (HowTo: Spam your way to success), (HowTo: Cook with spam without getting cancer) or something. Anyhoo...I dont think its a question for any of us IF we are going to do this, but when! WHEN!?!??!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend and here is a small version of the spam image...just for you (and two other people): Spam666

--ShabiDOO 14:06, January 29, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I'd love to do that sometime. Personally, though, I like spam. --Tophat headless 14:24, January 29, 2012 (UTC)


edit More junk mail

Spam999 I shoved this into your slot!

Anyways, Ali said he doesn't like the topic because he is slowly growing breasts with his growing vegan tendencies, which happens on a diet of lentils, sesame seed paste and wild rice. So, would you guys mind waiting a day or two until Ali suggests an alternative topic? If he doesn't or has some other excuses not to colab, then doing a colab, the three of us, on a computer spam related topic will be cool! Or we can simultaneously do two at the same time. Thoughts?

Spam999Spam999Spam999Spam999Spam999Spam999Spam999Spam999Spam999Spam999Spam999Spam999Spam999Spam999Spam999Spam999 --ShabiDOO 01:48, January 30, 2012 (UTC)

Sounds good to me. --Tophat headless 01:50, January 30, 2012 (UTC)
Did I ever tell you that you are a groovy fish in the sea? --ShabiDOO 01:53, January 30, 2012 (UTC)
I'm honored... --Tophat headless 01:55, January 30, 2012 (UTC)
I've never used sesame seed paste, that sounds really good. My lentils and rice recipe is the best ever. Any collab is good, I'll join in and will do lots or none of it, but please don't wait because of me. Whoops, Luck is on. Aleister 2:01 30-1-'12
I had a dinner a few months ago, three courses and several aperatif plates, and it was as we had dessert that we realised that there was no meat at all during the meal (coincidence, not on purpose) and we realised its the only time we've ever had a vegiterian meal in a restaurant or at the dining table, and for me, in the entire south of Europe. We even put meat stock in our vegiterian soups, and use animal lard in our apple pies etc! Being vegan...I think you would lose 20 kilos after a month if you traveled around. It would be the challenge of a life time Ali...though maybe worth it! Magic man could always bring fifty tins of spam, as there most likely isnt really meat in there anyways! --ShabiDOO 02:20, January 30, 2012 (UTC)

edit The fenomenal four

Fourfour
I thought it might be better to have a little informal and stress free user page to organise stuff and the like (so that other users dont get tired of seeing our conversations about it on our talk pages, get jelouse, and then sabotage us. Its HERE --ShabiDOO 17:57, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
Kewl. --Tophat headless 17:02, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit UotY

You voted twice. You have T minus 50 minutes to settle on one. 49... 48... --Black Flamingo 23:11, January 31, 2012 (UTC)

Since you asked, because your vote could change everything... that's why. --Black Flamingo 23:11, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
Wait, why'd you post twice? --Tophat headless 17:02, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
I dunno man, I was pretty tired last night. Congratulations on Sun and Visual Puns making it into the top ten! --Black Flamingo 17:12, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
And congratulations to you, too! If I do remember correctly, you got credit on inbox as did I. And I didn't even really do much on Sun, you did most of it. --Tophat headless 18:34, February 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit fbg

blahblahblah --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:05, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

Hoogity boo? --Tophat headless 18:47, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
blah --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:06, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
Yargle! --Tophat headless 20:38, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
kapoof! --ShabiDOO 21:46, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
Wam-wam... --Tophat headless 21:54, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
Im on IRC at the moment if you want to ping me--ShabiDOO 22:18, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
Good, I do. --Tophat headless 22:48, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hey you guys, walk into a bar

Hello. I put the following update on the walk into a bar collab. The intent of this was to have uncyclopedia have the best original walk into a bar page on the innernests, and to edit it in some form or other like a collab. Everyone's invited, I just can't spam more than a few pages with invites or an admin will yank my chain (if I'm lucky), so please come and join in. Thanks. Aleister 17:35 2-2-'12

The update: The call for original Walk into a bar stories continues, as many good writers and others are doing this page justice. It may take weeks or months to get it in shape. Please add your best original 'Walk into a bar' story either here or on the talk page. Please polish the joke or story enough so that you are happy with it. Can we make the best Walk into a bar page on the innernests? Maybe, and that would be fun. So please improve this page with your best and brighest.

edit Magician of the month?

Why hasn't it been updated since January? I believe Mimo won, btw. ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 23:39, 02/02/2012

Oh, thanks for pointing that out, man. I'll take care of it. --Tophat headless 01:45, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:09, 3 February 2012

edit God's userpage

I combined the talk page and the awards page onto the actual page because of what Puppy said in the Pee Review (You can read it here). I agree with a lot of what he's saying so I hope you don't mind. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:51, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

Naw, it's fine. I really like what you did with it. --Tophat headless 21:04, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Guess what!!!

Im using the sig that you designed way back a long time ago. Isn't it awsome!?!?! --ShabiDOO 21:41, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS HAROLD CHRIST! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Tophat headless 22:28, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
YEAH! WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE. ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)
You're right! We should totally watch road trip one, two and three! --Tophat headless 00:45, February 10, 2012 (UTC)
So where are we going first? Las Vegas? Cancun? Ibiza? Alaska? That radioactive province in Japan? I'm getting so excited my teeth are cracking! --ShabiDOO 02:52, February 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit Guess what!!!

Duck butt

Duck butt. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Feb 10 '12 0:01 (UTC)


Your mom is a duck butt. --Tophat headless 00:46, February 10, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah? Well, your mom munches minge. And such. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Feb 10 '12 2:31 (UTC)
I knew that. Her "lady-friend"'s name is Karen. --Tophat headless 04:22, February 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:23, 10 February 2012

edit Happy monkey topic

Sorry Magic man, I need to get your topic from you again. Send it to happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com or ping me again on IRC. Sorry about that. GOOOOOOOOOOODLUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! --ShabiDOO 01:55, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Alright, I sent you an email. --Tophat headless 05:19, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit Your happy monkey topic

Happymonkey2012

Your topic my dear Magic man is: Mariachi Band.

  1. Write the article on your namespace
  2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
  3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey just cut the biggest cheese in the world!)

--ShabiDOO 12:02, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hey Magic man!

Hiya, Dad. Sorry I haven't been on lately. Is there an award for doing nothing? I really couldn't get around to anything, being in the Dental Detention Institute for so long, I was distracted. So how are you? Whats up? Hows it going? How aren't you? --Me 17:45, February 13, 2012 (UTC)

There actually is an award for doing nothing, it's called Useless Gobshite of the Month. Glad to see you're around again, I was getting worried like only a parent can. Hmmm... that's a lot of questions. I'm great. 'Up' is a relative term. I'm not terrible. Now it's my turn. How are you? What's your favorite color? Where do you live (full address including country, continent or territory and state if applicable, please)? What's your and/or your father's social security number? And finally, are you quite fond of tea, an if so, what kind? --Tophat headless 19:12, February 13, 2012 (UTC)


I'm fine, I guess. I'm in the USA (that is all that is applicable), fresh out of the DDI and I don't know any social security numbers. Hmmm.... Tea? Now that answer is confidential. Wait! Are you a wikithug or a wikiphile?--Me 11:19, February 14, 2012 (UTC)

Both. --Tophat headless 18:10, February 14, 2012 (UTC)


Oh. Hmmm.... Ok, but your not thuging/philing me right? --Me 23:22, February 14, 2012 (UTC)

Actually... --Tophat headless 17:49, February 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit Your new obsession

Is not likely to become mine lol! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:43, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

Did you see the QVFD header? --Tophat headless 06:55, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
It says: "Mattsnow has great music tastes, whereas Magic Man, not so much..." :P BTW, I really liked your Mariachi band article, it certainly will become a gem with a bit of work. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:54, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, I don't actually like the music or anything, but I think it's hilarious. Anyway, the Mariachi article wasn't finished, but thanks! --Tophat headless 20:57, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:55, 18 February 2012

edit Hello! I need better subjects....

Who is the HNIC in Uncyclopedia? --Me 22:27, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Chronarion and Stillwaters, but they don't come around anymore. Why? --Tophat headless 17:49, February 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit HMC 2012

2012HappyMonkeyHonourable

I really liked the creativity throughout your article ... and so did the other judges. Your article was fun and funny ... purely positive humour ... which was perfect for something like happy monkey. You are one of the three honourable mentions. Thanks for participating! --ShabiDOO 05:03, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Honorable mentions... that sounds like a title you slap on an article to make the user feel good about themself. --Tophat headless 18:18, February 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Great...

article. It's very creative and fun to read. My dad played music on the streets for a living, and did we live well! He's the reason I do pretty well in this contest, I dressed as the monkey and picked up the coins. Aleister 00:56 21-2-'12

You have so many amazingly fun (and obviously true) stories to tell, Al. I think I love you. --Tophat headless 18:19, February 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:46, 23 February 2012

edit Vacations

If you come back only one day later, you'll be sorry!!!! :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:50, February 24, 2012 (UTC)

I'm back, right on schedule! --Tophat headless 20:16, February 26, 2012 (UTC)
You went somewhere? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:04, 28 February 2012
Somewhere... over the rainbow... --Tophat headless 19:05, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

edit hmm

No, not exactly.

1) If someone vandalizes the template, it won't show up on everyone's userpage.

  • Nah brother. That is why the "Welcome" template is protected.

2) If you don't, the BASEPAGENAME templates wont work.

  • Hmm, I don't think so. I have a "title" template on my page. And if I'm wrong, please try to test it out on my page and correct me if I am.

3) It looks more friendly. Thanks.

  • What are you talking about? It looks exactly the same.
    -- UserTalkContributions 02:38, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
Look, man, I'm just trying to help you out, here. I did the same thing when I was new here, and an admin told me the exact same thing I told you. It's just common procedure. --Tophat headless 02:45, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
Well, I don't see the point though, if you are going to do that then why the hell have a welcoming template in the first place? I think using the welcoming template is much easier and faster and the constraints stay exactly the same. -- UserTalkContributions 02:51, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
Hey, I don't want any trouble, here. Again, this is just what is common procedure. --Tophat headless 02:52, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
I'm not doing this for the purpose of giving you any trouble or anything like that. I'm just stating what I think about this. -- UserTalkContributions 02:55, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, that's fine, it just seemed like you were angry at me. --Tophat headless 02:58, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
We are all angry at you, and the site has recruited Tasmania to fight you. He is now in the tent getting some refreshments and a rubdown, and will be back as soon as possible to continue. Yay Tasmania! A tip: If you step on Magic man's toe he looks down at it, and then you can hurry up and give him an Indian burn before he even notices. Aleister 23:19 28-2-'12

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 1 March 2012

edit Please nominate real users on PERVY

Speaks for itself. ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 18:01, 03/01/2012

The man can't keep me down! --Tophat headless 18:04, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:28, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit From Bla Bla Bla Drammentenza Mix

This is the official ranking of uncy admins that blocked me, my sockpuppets and my authorized copycat. The total is 42.

edit Ranking

  1. Roman Dog Bird - 18 (gold)
  2. Dr. Skullthumper - 7 (silver)
  3. RAHB - 4 (bronze)
  4. Lyrithya - 3
  5. Zombiebaron - 3
  6. MrN9000 - 2
  7. Romartus - 2
  8. Olipro - 1
  9. Thekillerfroggy - 1
Out of competition. Not admins but good enemies
  1. Frosty - special prize for lots of notices to admins (u spy!)
  2. Tasmania - special prize for lots of poops with me
  3. Magic man - special prize for secret agent

edit Why I've vandalized all except Thekillerfroggy?

edit Who will block me?

Who will block me? --Bla Bla Bla Drammentenza Mix (talk) 03:26, March 7, 2012 (UTC) . Let's gamble:

edit Shemappandyou


SHEMAPPANDYOU, SHEMAPPANDYOU, SHEMAPPAN-D'YOU-DA PARAPP'AND-YOU!!!

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 March 2012

edit hey hey hey hey

My dearest sweetest beloved Magic man :) :) :) Are you feeling generous? Are you up for a good ole editing shabidoo's terribly written, full of errors articles? I would be ever ever ever so happy if you had a couple miliseconds this weekend to do so :=) Streets of Laredo --ShabiDOO 21:28, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

edit RED ALERT!!! RED ALERT!!! MAGIC MAN IS PLANNING A LAST MINUTE ATTACK!!!

lmao, I discovered your plan!!! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:14, March 15, 2012 (UTC)

What? --Tophat headless 05:16, March 15, 2012 (UTC)

edit The Pea Buddy Awards

We need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:23, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hypnotist

I wasn't here when you did Hypnotist and it was featured, so I never saw it before a few minutes ago. What a great page! Thanks for writing and designing it. Did you put together the swinging clock yourself? Aleister 23:14 31-3-'12

Thanks, man! I'm glad you liked it. I didn't put together the clock picture, but it took my like, two hours to find it. --Tophat headless 00:05, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit How many clean sterelized needles does it take for a pregnant crack whore to screw a lightbulb?

--ShabiDOO 01:02, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

How many? --Tophat headless 01:12, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
Thirteen of course! --ShabiDOO 01:21, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Forum:Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum

We're holding a small competition there and you may be interested! It's the rewrite of both those articles, as of now there's only 2 places left for the Romney team of rewriters. The originality of this informal competition is that VFH will determine the winners. Feel free to sign in to help Aleister with the Romney article! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:38, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Jagician of the Month

It looks like you have a tie for March at MotM. I was going there to nominate someone for April, but alas, April come she will. Aleister 1:19 4-4-'12

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:38, Apr 5

edit  :)

Hey Magic man. I figured out where you're from :) !!! --ShabiDOO 21:50, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Good for you. Get on IRC, PM me and tell me where you think I'm from. --Tophat headless 22:18, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
I guess you don't want to be publically exposed...so I'll just type the coordinates here...so that no one will know the name of where you live. 37° 18′ 9″ S, 12° 40′ 28″ W
Anyways...how do you get an internet connection there anyways? --ShabiDOO 01:22, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
Oh yeah, that's toyally where I live. You really got me, there. --Tophat headless 02:31, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:50, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit Skully

I'm not sure if he's counted as 1 or 2 votes. I've just asked him on his talk page. (I thought we'd dumped this stupid 2 votes for admins at this stage rule. If previous admins count as 2 votes each, then theoretically count as 2. Stupid complicated ruling!)                               Puppy's talk page05:03 13 Apr

He's a one. Easy. (Still a stupid rule.)                               Puppy's talk page05:10 13 Apr
Yeah, I saw. Thanks, man! --Tophat headless 05:13, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

edit Magician of the month

Shouldn't it be updated? Also, which of us won last month, me or Socky? Because last time I checked, it was a tie. ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 01:48, 04/14/2012

Oh, yeah... Uh... Yeah... --Tophat headless 01:29, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

edit Abra-ka-freaking-dabra

Your not the only one that can pull a few tricks out of his hat! I have made myself re-appear. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master

And I toyally care! --Tophat headless 01:30, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

edit You are a Pee Buddy Judge

I'm sure that's not news. But feel free to add {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/PBJ}} to your user page to show everyone how clever you are.

As for the method of judging - I recorded this thingy earlier, but the long and the short of it - you will be judging every article in the category for which you chose to judge. I will create a judging page later on that allows you to add a comment/link to each article you judge, along with a score. The ideal is that you score one a scale of 0.0 - 10.0 in total, but if you want to score out of 100, or 50, or 8.9, you can do that as well, as long as you put in the max score in as well. (It will become apparent once I've actually created the judging page.) Judging will start on the 1st (sort of). I've actually allowed a days grace for people to complain about entries or submit a late entry with a good excuse (ie: I was dead for two weeks for tax purposes). I'll keep you posted.                               Puppy's talk page02:32 17 Apr

edit Magical man

Hello. I noticed on Magic Man of the Month (MMM) you have two winners for March which have gone unlisted and unrecognized. I know Socky is outside your door, waiting for the award patch. The happyspaceman is in space, happy as usual, looking down on his patch from high above. It is so sad to make them wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait...anyway, Hi! Aleister 22:23 17-4-'12

Done and stuff! --Tophat headless 01:29, April 18, 2012 (UTC)
The Magicians seem very happy. In space no one can hear you laugh. And Socky is using his patch to....well, never mind, you don't want to know. Reindeer call from the mountains the song of the two magicians, giving voice to future gladiators who will vie for the reward. Aleister 2:56 18-4-'12

edit UnSignpost 19th April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:51, Apr 19

edit Hey bro

I miss you! We need you! And I'll just whore while I'm at it, hope those will make you laugh: Resident Evil, Earth's Children Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:38, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I'l start comin' around more often. Anyway, I'll read those articles and stuff and yeah... --Tophat headless 13:06, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:47, Apr 26

edit HEy Magic man

You know how you are so good at making badges and stuff...? --ShabiDOO 13:04, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

I guess you could say that... --Tophat headless 23:26, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Do you think you might be able to make maybe one and quite possibly two of them perhaps? --ShabiDOO 23:32, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Sure, what do you need? --Tophat headless 04:22, May 4, 2012 (UTC)
Whenever you have a chance, would you be able to make a badge for writer of the month? As far as I can tell, there isn't a bage for writer of the month, but instead a logo or symbol. Secondly, if you have time, could you make a badge for admin of the moment...if you do have time, feel free to make that particular badge as helarious as possible :=)
Thank you my dear dear dearest Magicman. --ShabiDOO 11:34, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

edit I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

edit Thanks for the upload

Thanks for uploading the Phil Ochs pic, and I will now paste it on the page. I've got a jar of glue here, and a brush, and I'll bring up the page on the computer screen and then get to work pasting it on. I don't understand how it goes through the screen and shows up on a page, but I'll give it a try. Damn, the glue is on my fingers here, gotta go. Thanks again. Aleister 12:31 11-5-'12

Oh, yeah, toyally. No problem at all. --Tophat headless 15:33, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:02 May 25 2012

edit aand some how...

...we slowly moved apart, like twigs in calm water dish. When was it, that we stopped talking during breakfast? When did you realise that we longer noticed each others new shoes? It's too hard to say, as I can't remember the last time it meant anything to me. The grey hail that patters on our necks and the soft buttons that unraveled what once was...drifts even further away, faster than the distance between us, between each other, between the past and the unknown...apart...in a stream of loss...in a puddle of chances...in a dried up water bed, where two sticks remain, forever apart, until the wind blows them towards the sea. We slowly moved apart. When did I last see you in focus? When did you last inturrupt me. I forget faster than I can ask. And then? Gone. Slowly. Apart. But whats that...? --ShabiDOO 20:11, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, where are the hilarious articles like Lawnmower at? We're losing a nice user here... *sob* Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:17, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
I was going to write a lengthy, well worded reply to you, Shabidoo...
But then I didn't, instead. --Tophat headless 00:04, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
A sound echoed through the tall switch grass, bristling, whistling, bending each strand, splitting allong the chaff of the weeds, until it fell apart into murmers and sighs. What was said? Who would lose more? He who told us...or he who lost it? Who? WHO? --ShabiDOO 03:18, October 25, 2012 (UTC)

edit Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 09:57, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 00:40, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 08:13, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

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edit What the hell happened to you man???

I want to see you write more featured articles! BE ACTIVE! I miss you, not as much as Frosty of course, but yeah, you know. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 14:40, September 3, 2012 (UTC)

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edit Hello!

Hello! Hello hello hello! Hello hello hello? Hello hello hello. --Me (talk) 14:23, October 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hello!

Hello! Hello hello hello! Hello hello hello? Hello hello hello. --Me (talk) 14:24, October 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hello!

Hello! Hello hello hello! Hello hello hello? Hello hello hello. --Me (talk) 14:24, October 23, 2012 (UTC)


Don't you hate it when the two people you are sitting between just start hitting your keyboard and you post something stupid three times instead of one?

edit WOW YOU CAME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you ever leave like that again man, we missed you. Glad to see you're back :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:38, October 25, 2012 (UTC)

I concur, I'll leave if you don't stay man. Yes, it's a threat. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:40, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, I was almost gone for good, but then I started feeling bad (which is funny, because I was basically just doing normal/important things and feeling bad about not fucking around on the computer). I've been meaning to come back for some time now. Actually, I never meant to leave. --Tophat headless 05:51, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
I'm gonna try to write some stuff soon to make up for lost time. --Tophat headless 06:02, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
Man, I half-left, as you can see from my contributions, in the last 2 months, I haven't done anything. I was thinking of the great articles we did together like Mini-golf. We should do something like that again, bro, I actually forgot how to write funny! :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:41, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
I would definitely be interested in doing something like that again. --Tophat headless 14:17, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
Did somebody say SUPER FANTASTIC AWSOME FOUR!?!?!? --ShabiDOO 19:35, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
HEY! Count me in! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 04:08, October 26, 2012 (UTC)
Here's an idea: Let's just include all of Uncyclopedia! --Tophat headless 12:11, October 26, 2012 (UTC)
Sounds fair. Any bright ideas? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 14:37, October 26, 2012 (UTC)
A lightbulb. --Tophat headless 02:53, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
A big collab sounds good to me. Let's list ideas here: Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:03, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
  • Lightbulb
  • Metallica
  • 2012 Presidential campaign (Or a stupid debate between Obama and Romney)
  • Full-contact Bowling
Oh, I wasn't serious about the lightbulb thing, but we can do it regardless. --Tophat headless 03:08, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
Although I would be interested in the debate thing. Maybe even make up a fictional debate between the two in the UnDebate namespace. --Tophat headless 03:14, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
As ridiculous as it seems, I find the Lightbulb idea pretty nice. Though the debate one also seems pretty good. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 13:57, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
  • Percy Jackson
  • Handcuffs
  • Lenny Bruce
  • Jeff Dunham
  • The King's Speech
  • Hu Jintao
  • Mark Zuckerberg
  • Peter Jackson
  • Leopold II of Belgium --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 14:05, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!!!

SILENCE

Now. How about...a summary of the 2012 olympics. A section about the opening ceremony. A summary of each sport and medals awarded. A biography of a few countries and their athletes. A summmary of the finale. Problems with the games. Effect on the city etc..
The catch is...there should be an inherant theme. It could be literal, "retard olympics", "us election olympics", "economic disaster olympics" "futuristic olympics where only cyborgs can play", future olympics where only non genetically altered people may play (considered the paralympics in the future" etc...
This would be a good way to have a large colab...as there are many sections for writers to contribute (various sports) and there can also be a clear concept or direction that can be agreed on before hand.

You may now speak The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

...Sounds good. So what now? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 15:09, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
What about the rap battle idea? You guys do realize what a rap battle is right? Since, this is a large colab, we can have several writers add in subjects aggressively pointed out by celebrities parodied in the article. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 15:11, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
Edit conflict: Okay, I'm fine with any of these. Except, Shabidoo, I don't entirely understand the premise of the Olympics article. --Tophat headless 15:16, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
Edit conflict again: So now we need to choose an article. --Tophat headless 15:16, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
How about a deadline to the ideas, then putting the ideas to a vote. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 15:26, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
Sure, I don't see why not. But first I want to know who's actually going to work on it. --Tophat headless 21:46, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
Work on the article? lol --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 08:02, October 28, 2012 (UTC)
No, work on a boiled egg. Of course I fucking meant work on the article. --Tophat headless 16:02, October 28, 2012 (UTC)
When i think about it, the olympics article is a little pasé. Since it ended a month or so ago, it would be old news. We will just have to wait for the winter olympics (and far cooler and entertaining) to do something like that. Perhaps in two years, the user base will be strong enough again to do such a big project. So...uhhhh...boiled egg? --ShabiDOO 02:28, October 29, 2012 (UTC)
  • Boiled Egg
There we go, another idea to think about. As for working on the article, I'm in it. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:23, October 29, 2012 (UTC)
So, here's all the ideas that has been listed in the past.
  • Lightbulb
  • Metallica
  • 2012 Presidential campaign (Or a stupid debate between Obama and Romney)
  • Full-contact Bowling
  • Percy Jackson
  • Handcuffs
  • Lenny Bruce
  • Jeff Dunham
  • The King's Speech
  • Hu Jintao
  • Mark Zuckerberg
  • Peter Jackson
  • Leopold II of Belgium
  • Rap Battle
  • 2012 Olympics
  • Winter Olympics
  • Boiled Egg --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:29, October 29, 2012 (UTC)
I th-think we sh-sho-should d-do The K-k-king's Speech. --Tophat headless 04:16, October 29, 2012 (UTC)
Cool. Hey, where did the others go? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 10:51, October 29, 2012 (UTC)
I will watch that movie some time this week. --ShabiDOO 11:28, October 29, 2012 (UTC)
2012 Olympics sounds good to me! We could detail different sports or events in different sections, so it will be easy to "split" the work :) What say youzz? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:36, October 29, 2012 (UTC)
I agree with Matt, but I'm not really fluent with all these information on Sports and Olympics. On the other hand, an article about light bulbs or boiled eggs or something solid with a main focus seems fun and challenging. So whaddya say? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:33, October 30, 2012 (UTC)
I'm good with anything chosen, really. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:54, October 30, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm fine with anything. --Tophat headless 05:58, October 30, 2012 (UTC)
We'll wait and see what ShabiDOO has to say, then. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 08:52, October 30, 2012 (UTC)
I love the olympics idea, as it is an awsome idea concieved by an awsome user, but as I said, its a little passé now, and a clearer topic with a clear focus (as per popgoestheweasel) might be better and easier. I don't have the time to work on things as I did before. Lught bulb is a pretty open topic or a boiled egg, lots of room for clever concepts and what not. So it goes. And so on. And there you have it. Yeah. YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 15:23, October 30, 2012 (UTC)
Actually, Shabi's right. We probably shouldn't do the olympics one. --Tophat headless 19:29, October 30, 2012 (UTC)

Well, then I propose either Mark Zuckerburg or Metallica, the 2 of them seem like great topics, and these are articles we must have. Whaddya think? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:20, October 31, 2012 (UTC)

So Matt's going for either Mark Zuckerburg or Metallica. ShabiDOO is going for light bulb and boiled egg. As for me, I find any article on something solid fun and I'd totally go for it. So that means I'm totally ok with what Matt and ShabiDOO suggested. What about you, Magic man? The clock's ticking lol Alright that was a bad one --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:22, October 31, 2012 (UTC)
The problem with us is we're all too goddamn indecisive. Or maybe we're just too polite to actually pull for what we really want. Anyway, Metallica's fine, so is Boiled Egg. Any of them are, really, but preferably those two (out of the ones others have already picked, that is. We have to narrow it don somehow!). --Tophat headless 05:38, October 31, 2012 (UTC)
Fine. Honestly speaking, I'm going with Leopold II of Belgium, MARK ZUCKERBERG(Now that's 2 votes, since Matt is leaning on it too) and article concerning light bulbs or boiled eggs. So that puts light bulb, boiled egg and Mark Zuckerberg on the winning end. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 11:22, October 31, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, and Magic Man, check out your nomination for Magician Of The Month(again). Awesome, huh? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 13:55, October 31, 2012 (UTC)
So ... what now? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 08:53, November 2, 2012 (UTC)
Someone starts an article. --Tophat headless 04:24, November 3, 2012 (UTC)
You should have the honor, since this entire conversation started off with you returning. What article are we supposed to work on again? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 10:43, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Freshly awsomely white and spic and new and span

My dearest Magicman. First...I am delighted to see you again. I thought you were off and gone. I think you'll notice a quiet...yet VERY pleasant enviroment here these days. Second...would you please consider archiving your page? My little browser does slow down when I load it, and my phone gets even worse. You know...if you would maybe think about possibly doing so. :) --ShabiDOO 23:08, October 30, 2012 (UTC)

I wanted to do that, actually, but I was waiting for the above conversation to be over. I'll do it in a bit. --Tophat headless 00:11, October 31, 2012 (UTC)

edit Quick!

Look behind you! QUICK! Before I have to explain why! --Me (talk) 01:48, November 2, 2012 (UTC)

SHIT! Dude, you just made me shoot my brother. He was behind me. Don't ask me why I just happened to be holding a gun. --Tophat headless 03:22, November 2, 2012 (UTC)


I'm sorry! I though there was a something that was supposed to be there... Oops, is your brother ok? Was it a real gun or a...non-real gun? --You (Falk) 15:21, November 6, 2012 (UTC)

It was a semi-real gun. So he's only mostly dead. --Tophat headless 16:29, November 6, 2012 (UTC)

Quick! Cut off the parts that are still alive! That way he is still technically alive... I think... I was never really good at rules --You (Falk) 21:55, November 6, 2012 (UTC)

Right... --Tophat headless 21:54, November 6, 2012 (UTC)

So how has life been or not been for you? Did you go on a soul sabbatical? --You (Falk) 21:55, November 6, 2012 (UTC)

I guess you could say that... I became an atheist. --Tophat headless 21:56, November 6, 2012 (UTC)


Whoa, some heavy stuff... I would ask why, but from what I can draw from your previous statement, I won't. --You (talk) 22:04, November 6, 2012 (UTC)

You can draw‽ That's amazing! Will you draw me a picture? Please? --Tophat headless 22:06, November 6, 2012 (UTC)


A picture of what? --You (talk) 22:08, November 6, 2012 (UTC)


Oh, and nice interrobang or however it is said... I thought they went out of existance... --You (talk) 22:18, November 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit My untied, tied tie

When my tied tie became untied, I realised that it was no metaphore, there was nothing unliteral about it. The losening of my fashionable noose, was the slow loss of a real and connected feeling, the feeling that something was being changed, a change that felt like both a real feeling and a change that felt real. When was it, the last time...when you last called me. When did you call me last to say hello. To salute me, while at work, while I wore my tie. While I felt my feelings. Could I remember when I felt happy to see your number flash on my caller ID screen? It must have been an echo of happiness. The feeling of hello. And now...your calls...the flash of you seven digit phone number...your personal number flashing on my caller ID screen...is yet one more symbol of my changing hollowness. My tie becoming untied. The smooth silk tie becomes a feeling, connected to your blasé telephone calls. How could a phone call seem so hollow and echo-like? When did a pre programmed ring tone, turn into an expected lack of unknown change? Inappropriate tie wearing? Was it a hollow flash of the literal? Were we both an unwilling part of a change...that we felt around our knecks? The salutations become dry, dehydrated beyond the echos of our change. The real flash of our hollowness...and the caller ID screen of yesterday's feeling. And I recognise...that it was over long before my untied tie was no-longer tied. No longer felt. Not even hello. A recognition. A change of symbol...and hollowness. Caller IDness. Becomingness. Of course. We both knew that the untied tied tie...was inevitable. Like when I deleted you from my caller-ID screen. A dehydrated change that felt stronger than any seven digit hello. Hello? --ShabiDOO 03:40, November 16, 2012 (UTC)

Hello. --Tophat headless 19:12, November 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit AAN

Hi, do you have a spot for Adopt-a-Noob? Thank you. // reddit · twitter · my sockpuppet || Airman Yrtneg is a bare pastry. Comments MUN · Block · Contributions · Satx · wp 05:59, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I guess I do. Hopefully I won't become inactive again. Anyway, if you want to, I'm up for it. --Tophat headless 19:09, November 19, 2012 (UTC)
Ok, let's do it. I probably won't be around until Monday (thanksgiving etc) but we can start then. // r · t · sockpuppet || Brony / Icons-flag-us / BVI / voted for BO K. KUN · {{FIYC}} · UOTY 2003 Y. gay is a wet pencil. gayComments Block · Contributions · Satx · wp Nov 22 2012 05:32

edit I'm Back

...so it's Grue Army time yet again, or something similar. What say you? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 22:26, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

I'm gonna say no. To be honest, I don't really see why I ever thought the grue army was a good idea. I mean, there's no point. Sorry, man. --Tophat headless 19:07, November 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit You are Magic, and you are a Man!!!

That is all true!!! Grues bite leftover rat droppings, but enjoy them less that others think they do. Yay MagicMan! Al 19:20 11-19'12

Holy mother of Jesus Harold Christ, it's you. I love you. --Tophat headless 02:12, November 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit BTW

Umm...I have NO idea how I reverted the last edit as I didn't even click the edit button...but I'm sure it had something to do with Lolipop hacking into my account and then bribing one of the unactive admins to pull of the scandal of the century. Seriously.

Anyhoo...when is the fab four going to start the long awaited article? --ShabiDOO 04:22, November 20, 2012 (UTC)

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edit Hey are you still active man

Uncyclopedia has been filling with new, great writers like this guy, this guy and this guy. Where did you go man, you're a great writer, actually a legendary one. I miss you ya know. I miss Xamralco too but boy, that guy really isn't doing anything for a while. Also, it's been a while since we last spoke about that featured thing. Actually, I think everyone forgot about that. But my point is, are you away or something? Or something in life has been really dragging you down? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 05:11, December 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost!

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edit MY DEAR MAGIC MAN!

I require your nomination for VFS, my old friend. Please, you know it must be done... --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 14:34, January 20, 2013 (UTC)

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edit Express Delivery...is not available today (just normal delivery)

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edit The UnSignpost has arrived...Quick hide!

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edit Hey man

I tried to leave you a message on the other site but it said you hadn't register there. Are you alright? Are you alive? Please be! You used to be one of my best buddies back in 2010-11 and I miss you, I really really do! I hope someday you'll come back and we can "yay" and do stupid stuff together again! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:56, March 17, 2014 (UTC)

edit Dancing Cat

Hey Magic Man!

I've got no idea how this works, but are desperately looking for more information about the dancing cat gif? Do you know anything about it? Who made it? Where does it come from? HELP! Please drop me a line at gaertner@thp.biz so I can give you more information on what this is concerning.

Thanks in advance, hope to hear from you soon, Janne

I'm sorry Janne but Magic Man hasn't been active for a while recently. If you would like to talk to an Uncyclopedian with info on animated pictures then I suggest you contact Mimo or Puppy who are good with this sort of thing. Thanks! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:44, April 24, 2014 (UTC)

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