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edit Old stuffs

  • Archive one ~ I come to the wonderful world of Uncyclopedia. Get yelled at alot (not really yelled but just told I was doing something wrong). Get some spam from Spam man. And a dance from Dancing dude. I write some articles, revert some vandals, which gets me nomed for Uncyclopedian of the Month (I failed), and an honorary 2nd dance from Dancing dude. I start reviewing, writing requested articles, and getting the the UnSignpost. Halloween comes and goes, And I become 2nd in command for the grue army. I get thanked for voting on VFH, UGotM, and Uotm, judge the aristocrat's turkey day ball, join Imperial Colonization, and for some reason get a death threat from Poiz. Not necessarily in that order.
  • Archive three ~ I get "eaten", a penis lollipop finds it's way to my mouth, talking in Japanese, I judge the happy monkey competition, vote whoring, I adopt a noob, a poem-off between me, Al, and Mimo, I make two banners for the happy monkey competition which never get put up, I send off the IC Silver Age, I move Dinosaur on my own, voting thanks, talking in greek, I get into potatochopping, I get another article featured, April Fool's Day comes and goes, I spill coffee on my modem, Dinosaur gets featured and I get half credit, I get a "Pantsless Ninjastar", Another n00b gets banned for being a vandal, then comes back, and I get nommed for PotM. A bunch of other stuff happens, but none of it is interesting.

edit You're dumb.

Dumbo. --Tophat headless 00:58, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit Dum dum

Nyah. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:00, 6 August 2011

*Tear* That's hurtful, I'd like you to take it back. --Tophat headless 02:01, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
I'm sorry. You want to play with my toys? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:05, 6 August 2011
Well... okay, Apology accepted. Can I play with this superman action figure? --Tophat headless 02:14, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
No....MINE! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:08, 8 August 2011
*Bursts into tears* --Tophat headless 01:24, August 8, 2011 (UTC)
Duhhhh....*hands Magic man Superman action figure* --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:26, 8 August 2011
Yay! I'll love it forever! --Tophat headless 01:44, August 8, 2011 (UTC)
Forever? I thought I lent it to you...*tear* --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:17, 8 August 2011

edit Yo

Hey MM, wanna go on IRC? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:10, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, sure. One sec. --Tophat headless 18:11, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
IRC? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:15, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, but I can't be on for long. --Tophat headless 23:26, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
Ok, man, the only thing I was wondering is if you could reverse the hand that is holding the putter on the white guy, that's all. And put a left hand on it, but if it's too much work, forget it, I am 2 much of a perfectionist! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:56, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
Yo, IRC? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:35, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Horseshoes

Hey mate, fingers crossed that we win this thing or make it to the next round or whatever. One thing though, I reckon that tumbleweed gag that you added is a bit old... and not very encyclopaedic. Would you mind if I changed it back to "Watch this space"? I like that because it looks like the narrator is waiting patiently for something interesting to write about. What are your thoughts? --Black Flamingo 19:15, August 8, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, the only reason I added that was because Mattsnow suggested it. So yeah, change it back. --Tophat headless 22:09, August 8, 2011 (UTC)
Kool and the gang. --Black Flamingo 22:39, August 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Fruit

Gonna be hard sayin this but it was better before the latest semi-rewrite. I'm not sure if you misinterpreted my criticism or something, but I was saying that you should have defined Johnny and Sebastian more in order to make the dialogue structure more interesting and not just tacked-on. It started off a little promisingly like this (One is more flamboyant, one is more serious), and then it suddenly became really disastrously self-referential instead of actually talking about fruits, in either the gay or food context. The ending, though, certainly is better. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:27, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Hmm... shit. I think I did misinterpret your advice. Thanks for being honest with me, and I'll see what I can do. --Tophat headless 03:34, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I... I don't... wow... --Tophat headless 05:07, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
It's things like this that make me proud to be an uncyclopedian. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:23, 14 August 2011

edit Tournament

Hey MM! I love your picture of the Loch Ness Monster! Is that you? So, they finally rounded up the score and we won by a long shot, now the second round begins, let's regroup like a bunch of wolves there and decide our next move! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:38, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

What picture of the Loch Ness Monster? I didn't make one. --Tophat headless 04:23, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Next article

Have you seen my suggestion for a rewrite of Sun, partner? What do you make of it so far? It could use your comic talents, obviously. Otherwise do you have any other ideas for what we could do instead? --Black Flamingo 15:44, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

It's good. It'll need some fleshing out, but I like it. We can do that one. I'll go see if I can add anything. --Tophat headless 04:22, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Have time to go on IRC?

Also, chocolate Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:24, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

Naw, can't. I'm about to watch a movie. Sorry. --Tophat headless 03:32, August 19, 2011 (UTC)
Hey bro, I started an article for the comp and I think it's gonna be hilarious: HowTo:Train to look your best this summer. Do you know what the second article is gonna be? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:15, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
It was gonna be a rewrite of Sun, but it might not be, because it looks like there's already another article with a similar concept. --Tophat headless 03:22, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
What do you think of this so far, MM? Suggestions? I think it's good but I am at a stop. HowTo:Train to look your best this summer. I have no news from Oliphaunte so far :S. I'm on IRC, it would be cool to discuss if you want! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:21, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
On vacation eh? and what about the comp? LOL Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:59, August 22, 2011 (UTC)
Did you read the whole thing? I can still jump on from time to time. Also, I'll be back fully later today. So... poo on you. --Tophat headless 14:33, August 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wonko tiddlybum-post

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Sun

Just mainspaced it and stuck it on pee review. Hope you're okay given the hurricane and everything. If you ever get back from the Wonderful Land of Oz, feel free to add more to it. --Black Flamingo 12:10, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, the hurricane just started last night, so we've got worse to come. The power's gone out a couple times, but for no longer than an hour at a time. As for Sun, I'm fine with that. I think a pee review would be great, I was feeling a little uninspired at that point. --Tophat headless 15:07, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Eh MM, I've been adding Mini-golf and HowTo:Train to look your best this summer on Pee. I've taken a couple of days off, I nneded it and now I am fresh as a daisy! I hope that hurricane goes smoothly and you will be alright, don't forget that holding on to telephone poles while horizontal is a good exercise :) Give us news! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:03, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Not answering me? *cries* I've been away from Uncy for 4 days, which is my longest stretch, I missed you guys and that's how you welcome me cack.... sniff Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:55, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Hey Black flamingo, you hear something? --Tophat headless 22:00, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
I hope you're kidding you little twat! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:04, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Well, seeing as nobody's talking to me, I might as well get off... --Tophat headless 22:05, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
I'd feel bad for Mattsnow, but I noticed he mispelled "back" with a c making it "cack". I'm too busy laughing at that. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 27 August 2011, at 22:25
Oh! Hey, Lollipop! I'm glad you're here, now I haver someone to talk to. No one was talking to me before. By the way, I like your new sig. --Tophat headless 22:27, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Oh! speaking of which, can you get on IRC like right now? I have something really important to tell you in private. Thanks. --Tophat headless 22:30, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
I had set up some sort of contest for users to create a new sig for me, but they all were terrible; so I did it I always do. Also, yes, i'm online, so...yeah. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 27 August 2011, at 22:32
Hey Lollipop, glad you're back! I took a little break also! Now I hope the hurricane is gonna blow MM like a leaf in the wind lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:42, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
*Blows away* --Tophat headless 01:20, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Somebody put mini-golf on VFH, sparing us the whole Pee process (and unclogging Pee), and I credited the whole team, so 0.5 feature thingie to all team members if it makes it (I am so sure it will). We're a team until the end! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mattsnow (talk • contribs)
Hmmm... I'll go vote for it, but I wish we could still get a pee review... --Tophat headless 18:02, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
The problem is Pee Review is clogged, just as your toilet. :D We are actually doing a service to the site there, as this article cannot fail. And if it does, then we'll seek a Pee Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:17, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
And did you see what I wrote about you on WotM? :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:28, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, I did, thanks. Speaking of which, did you see my new article, Subliminal stimuli? Tell me what you think of it. --Tophat headless 20:05, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
You Nazi bastard LOL Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:21, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Flag of Nazi Amerikkka --Tophat headless 02:01, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit I don't know you you yet

Hi, I'm Mnid. Hi! BVI 23:53, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

Nice to meet you, Mnid! I'm Magic man. How are you doing on a fine day like today? --Tophat headless 03:35, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
I am also welcoming you warmly, though I wouldn't like you to disclose the fact I am wearing pink underwears! Welcome aboard! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:41, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Pink? My undies aren't actually undies, they're actually three chinchillas, named Frank, Albert and Jessica. --Tophat headless 03:45, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
What about the chinchilla named Electrified mocha? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 29 August 2011, at 03:47
Hide that damn swastika MM. Not a good idea at all. I am white, but it is not funny at all. You may like ED then! Just a friendly message. Some people may be put off. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:48, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Hmm... you may be right, but then again, seeing as quite a bit of the users here either joke about being, or really are neo-nazis and such (I can't really tell which), I'm not sure how many actually will. I might change it when I have more time... --Tophat headless 12:11, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Hmm Hi! BVI 22:28, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Hey Mini-golf is doing awesome! 10-0 in a day! :D Ang maybe you are right about that swastika, it's a joke after all. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:45, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Mini-golf is doing pretty good. WOW! +10 – Can't wait to see it featured-- Hi! BVI 01:03, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, man! I can see you going places in the future. See you at the top! --Tophat headless 05:58, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Yay! It was featured :) Hi! BVI 23:12, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
Yep, thanks for voting. --Tophat headless 21:53, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit You and Mattsnow shot a hole-in-one!

It appears that you co-wrote and voted for Mini-golf, which ended up getting featured. All of Uncyclopedia would like to thank you from the bottom of their hearts (well... maybe somewhere around the middle, but you get what I mean) for being so goddamned awesome. Hope your career as an awesome writer is long and prosperous. --Tophat headless 03:10, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

edit Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit 1st prize- Smart Guys Get It.

And I had spent RM10 ($3.3333333333333333....) on making this shit template.

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Congratulations on winning the Uncyclopedia Summer Extravaganza!
Keep this and go insane all over!

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Plus I had spent my remaining RM15 on this.
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edit gfjddlsls

so mudkipz i liek herd u --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 September 2011, at 23:17

? --Tophat headless 23:18, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
! --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 September 2011, at 23:19
¿ --Tophat headless 23:27, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit From WotM... About Subliminal Stimuli...

Depends what you mean by "work". The swastika flashes for a second at random intervals, and none of the text links work (unless you load the non-swastika-flashing page). Is that how it's supposed to be? --Black Flamingo 09:28, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, that is. Does the swastika flash over the whole page, or only the middle sort of down low? --Tophat headless 20:48, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
No, just over the "article", ie. not the sidebar, navigation, logo and stuff. --Black Flamingo 23:23, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, okay. That's good. It doesn't work on my end, but if it works for everyone else, I'll leave it the way it is. Thanks for the help. --Tophat headless 23:33, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pee

You had a request for the reviewing of Subliminal stimuli. You get my first pee here. Hi! BVI 00:59, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, thanks, man! And congrats on your first pee! --Tophat headless 02:22, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

edit This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:12, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit Crud

Hey there, I’ve been following the VFH in regards to subliminal stimuli and I was a bit disappointed it didn’t do as well as I thought it would. I’m thinking it may have had something to do with it being primarily Nazi based, being an old target for jokes and what not. *Surrounds sentence with asterix’s* So, maybe you could use the flashy subliminal idea with some other joke less worn. For example, write it in the point of view of a hippie talking about how shitty the government is for putting subliminal stimuli in everything but then having a massive weed leaf flashing up saying “legalize it” or whatever. Anyways, you’ve probably moved on to bigger and better things so I’ll go away now. Go local sports team! I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 13:02, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

Whoa, I can't believe I missed this up until now. Anyway, thanks, I've put it back up for pee review, so hopefully with the advice I receive there I can take it all the way to the top. Thanks again. --Tophat headless 01:23, September 15, 2011 (UTC)
I think Haunted Undies may be right. The shit coming out of his brain is as awesome as the one flowing from his undies! *thinks about what he just said* Errrr............... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:51, September 15, 2011 (UTC)
The irony of it is, we feature not one, but two nazi based articles in the last month alone. --Tophat headless 01:54, September 15, 2011 (UTC)
We should be renamed "Nazipedia" lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:44, September 15, 2011 (UTC)
Ee Gads! I just googled "Nazipedia", it actually exists and it's hosted by Wikia! Whodathunkit? For your information, it's doing quite well. Seems it's stretching the wikia servers to the max with a whopping 11 articles. One of which is called "Penis" and mentions retards. Sound familiar to anyone? I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 09:21, September 15, 2011 (UTC)
WTF!!!! I was about to say: "Yeah, nice trolling Undies, try harder next time." but it is true! It exists. Damn, we are "working" for a satanist company! OH NOES! Abandon ship! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:32, September 15, 2011 (UTC)
Well, at lease we don't have Niggerpedia. That's your queue, Undies. --Tophat headless 00:37, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
Cue? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:19, 16 September 2011
GODDAMN-IT! I looked it up and everything, just to see which was right. YOU LIED TO ME, INTERWEB! --Tophat headless 02:20, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
It does that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:34, 16 September 2011

edit The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnPoetia:A Visit from Satanbear

There. I did it. Challenge accepted. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 September 2011, at 23:39

What? Oh... I can be bothered to write an article now. So... er... have you read Subliminal stimuli? --Tophat headless 02:57, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, I enjoyed it very much. Especially the nazi flag, and the Elmo's World subliminal gif. I always thought I was the only one that thought the dust blown in "The Lion King" spelled 'SEX'. Until I realized that others had seen that as well. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 September 2011, at 18:58
Well, you do know the story behind that dust message, don't you? The special effects team wanted to leave their mark on the film, so they made the dust spell 'SFX' for two frames of the film. But unfortunately, they failed to realize that the rest of the dust made the 'F' look like an 'E'. And so, it was put in the movie. --Tophat headless 01:18, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
That makes a lot of more sense. I noticed (by YouTube) there are a few subliminal messages in Disney films, including something about a topless woman being in The Rescuers (a movie i've never seen). --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 26 September 2011, at 01:29

edit Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:44, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey MM

Would you happen to know how to make false links with arabic text? I have a good idea for one of my articles but I just can't do it :S Here's a sample of Arabic, please help!! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:04, September 24, 2011 (UTC) لا أتكلم العربالسلام عليكمبُرْتُقَالِي

Do you mean like this?: لا أتكلم العربالسلام عليكمبُرْتُقَالِي If so, the code is this: {{Fakelink|لا أتكلم العربالسلام عليكمبُرْتُقَالِي|This is a fake link.}}. Hope I helped. --Tophat headless 05:54, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
Awesome! Thanks. And it's great to see that all 4 of the articles we had for the competition have been featured. We are machines. Great rework of Subliminal Stimuli, I like it. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:15, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks. And as for the competition articles, we had a pretty good team of writers. I mean, with you, Oliphaunte and Black flamingo, we had a really good chance. Anyway, glad I helped, and also glad you liked Subliminal Stimuli. --Tophat headless 15:24, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, when we're gonna be old, we're gonna look back and cry with nostalgia: "What a team that was! Now Oliphaunte has a walker, MM is at the old folks home, but back in the days we wrote great shit" LOL... I finished the article where I needed your help, it's an UnNews, what do you think about it? User:Mattsnow/UnNews:Obama: "Iran will have a nuke by 2167!". Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:43, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
I like it. The only part I don't really like is the part with Hillary Clinton advertising. That part seems like you were just trying to make it longer. Other than that, looks like it's ready for mainspace. --Tophat headless 23:46, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnBooks:I don't feel well... on VFH. Maybe you could be kind enough to vote for it? :D --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 27 September 2011, at 01:27

Sure, sure. --Tophat headless 00:58, September 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

--Tophat headless 01:16, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit Yeah, like... let me finish that.

I appreciate that you're trying to help and all that, but there's a better way. I'll just find a script or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:46, 29 September 2011

It's actually quite ironic. I was having a terrible time, but didn't want to stop, thus letting all of Uncyclopedia down. Also, the reason I was going so slow was because I was distracted. Anyway, sorry for the whole mix-up, and thanks for not over reacting and banning me for a day or something, like I know some of the other admins would have done. --Tophat headless 01:58, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
O_o That would be... silly. But anyhoo, next time, just give me a yell. If that doesn't work, well... then you may need to do it after all, or maybe find someone faster at such things. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:08, 29 September 2011
KKK. Thanks. --Tophat headless 12:47, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit PLS

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Which one? --Tophat headless 01:10, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
Oh... *Facepalm* Thanks. --Tophat headless 01:10, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
No problem. If I was the judge...I'd hand the prize to you!!! --ShabiDOO 03:08, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
Glad to hear you liked it. At least someone does. --Tophat headless 03:10, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:36, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Good shit

I see subliminal stimuli got featured. It's good to see someone work on a piece and get it featured rather than crack the sad's and quit the site after an initial failed nom. Good Work! I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 00:46, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, mon! I like to work on articles until they're feature quality, taking everyone's opinion into account. I treat it like a challenge, and I like challenges. I've got a couple articles that have failed VFH more than once, and I am still working toward getting them featured! Anyway, thanks again, and congrats on your first feature! Hopefully many more to come! --Tophat headless 03:03, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit You wrote and voted for Subliminal stimuli, which got featured!

A million thanks! --Tophat headless 03:46, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wanna go on IRC, MM?

Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:50, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Surdy, sure. --Tophat headless 03:51, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit Cosmic meta-physical question

If a man without a nose sitting alone in a kitchen cuts the cheese, does it make a smell? --ShabiDOO 01:15, October 10, 2011 (UTC)

Yes Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:30, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
Let me answer your question with a question, Shabidoo. If a deaf man goes to court, is it still called a hearing? --Tophat headless 01:32, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
Yes Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:34, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
Then let me ask you this: If a man says something in the woods, and there's no women around to hear him, is he still wrong? --Tophat headless 01:35, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
Yes Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:42, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
Well what about this one?: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, do the other trees make fun of it? --Tophat headless 01:48, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
Let me respond to your avoiding the question with me avoiding your three questions. If a man pre-ejaculates and the woman doesn't notice, is he still a stallion? --ShabiDOO 01:49, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
Let me answer your question with a picture of oatmeal.
Oatmeal --Tophat headless 01:54, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
Yes Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:56, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
If a tree falls in a forest and it hits a mime, would he make a noise? --Tophat headless 01:57, October 10, 2011 (UTC) won in the first one to laugh out loud loses (oatmeal pic). I loose. Maybe Mattsnow will actually answer one of our questions!!!!!! ?? --ShabiDOO 01:58, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
Yes Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:03, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
Mattsnow...if I murder you before you have a chance to say yes, will you still have conveyed a yes? --ShabiDOO 02:11, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
Oatmeal, it's the right thing to do. --Tophat headless 03:41, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
Errr.. I think we should get door handle out of userspace, Hauted Undies read it and wants to nom it! Also... Yes Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:46, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
We should wait until the articles are unlocked. We could just copy the article into the main space, but I am worried that an admin might ban me for breaking some unknown rule/made up rule. I think we could wait a couple days. In the mean could colab with me with a couple articles ive started. User:Shabidoo/Extra mega brownie points and/or User:Shabidoo/Five Easy Steps :) :) :)
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go teach some young evil spoiled 20 somethings about how evil their future career in the stock market is. --ShabiDOO 05:18, October 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit Did you know

...that Somalia is considered a hyper free market? Without any government, products and services are traded based solely on supply and demand with limited marketing or branding. Buying rice can be cheap just after the harvest (as there is a great supply but normal demand) and it can be quite expensive when the market area becomes a gun battle scene (as few merchants will sell rice with bullets flying around). Rocket launchers are freely available on the open market and it can be purchased for a few hundred dollar (which is the salary of a typical somalian stretched over ten years minus weekly payments to local war lords). Human beings can purchase objects and human beings can be sold as objects. This pure free market is an example of what the new global order can acheive if we embrace the principles of small government and business self regulating. --ShabiDOO 02:23, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Alright, you convinced me. I'm in. --Tophat headless 03:26, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Not exactly what Ron Paul envisions when he talks about free markets... :S You're in Somalia, traveler? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:30, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
I'm on the moon. --Tophat headless 03:39, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Stop using drugs :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:03, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Too late. --Tophat headless 04:09, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
I'm actually in Uranus right now. Interpret that comment any way you want. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 15 October 2011, at 04:16
Sexy... --Tophat headless 04:30, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
LMAO Lollipoo! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:44, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Lollipoo? Is that some sort of new nickname for me? I would of prefered "Mikey", but "Lollipoo" is fine. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 15 October 2011, at 04:52 we have managed to convince Afghanistan, Chad, the Central African Republic, Congo, Zimbabwe to join us and we have Pakistan, North Korea and Lybia well on their way. Who is next??? --ShabiDOO 13:39, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

That one alternate reality in which I have a mustache, and everyone owns a duck. --Tophat headless 14:50, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Fifteen horizontal radiators drive crawlingly around the socks. --ShabiDOO 15:05, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Forty-five purple cactuses swim swimmingly into a pine-cone. --Tophat headless 15:08, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Negative eighteen fluffy yellows go goingly around an impossible embarassment. --ShabiDOO 15:59, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Who's next? Venezuela. They tried to get Chavez in 2002, but didn't succeed. They'll lie even more about him about that dictatorial nonsense, or they'll plain kill him. See the awesome documentary "The Revolution will not be televised" on Youtube for what happened there in 2002. The US government and medias didn't talk too much about it! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:37, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
One unhappy Chavez is executed terribly in Venezuela. --Tophat headless 20:44, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Zero uncyclopedians are slightly duct taped unwittingly to Chavez' forehead. --ShabiDOO 03:27, October 16, 2011 (UTC)


 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Oct 19 '11 3:00 (UTC)
Hold up

I win.

--Tophat headless 03:40, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Explosion mushroom shaped

...OR DO YOU?!?

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Oct 19 '11 4:00 (UTC)


No, I do. Wait, that doesn't even make sense...

--Tophat headless 20:14, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

edit You win!

Wanna be a poopsmith? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:17, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, but Lyrithya‎ & Socky already made me one. --Tophat headless 19:57, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Boooooooooooooooooo. Whatever happened to chain of command? *deops them both* --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:38, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry. But if you want, you can remove my name from the list, and the poopsmith template from my userpage and then re-add them to feel like you did something. --Tophat headless 22:04, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created Hearing impairment, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

edit A little something about ΥΣΣ

Do you know if I get points for requested articles I wrote before a became a member? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:19, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

No, you do not. It kinda sucks, but it makes sense. When I first became a member I had just written a requested article, and I was like, "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" Except a little shorter, or maybe it was longer, I can't remember now... --Tophat headless 00:38, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit Important

This was earth before free market capitalism


--ShabiDOO 23:48, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

And this is me before capitalism:
Stalin2 --Tophat headless 00:41, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit so youre a gymnist

Ever thought about writing an article about it??? --ShabiDOO 17:21, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

It's spelled 'gymnast'. But ya know what? I might just do that. --Tophat headless 19:54, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
That may be hilarious! Since you know about gymnastics and funny stuff that could happen, I think it's a great topic idea! And you should have knocked that coach out senseless! :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:07, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit an even more importanter announcement

This is the earth and moon after being in a comsic dryer


--ShabiDOO 23:13, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

And this is me after being in a cosmic dryer:
Bed hair
--Tophat headless 00:59, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hohoho

Isn't this the best thing you have heard today? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:46, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Definitely. --Tophat headless 17:57, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Poop. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:58, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Butt poop, to be exact. --Tophat headless 19:11, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
How can you say something like that? :'O --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:12, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Because. --Tophat headless 22:33, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Yes

Yes. --ShabiDOO 21:10, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

No. --Tophat headless 22:33, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
YES! --ShabiDOO 23:41, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
I disagree. --Tophat headless 23:45, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
YES! --ShabiDOO 00:13, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
The opposite of that. --Tophat headless 00:23, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
I don't think so. --Tophat headless 00:35, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
YES! --ShabiDOO 01:27, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
No. --Tophat headless 12:28, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
Double yes. --ShabiDOO 11:41, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
Triple no. --<Insert scary, violent and visually frightening signature here> Boo! 12:28, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
Err... Quadruple maybe? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:55, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:16, 27 October 2011

edit Happy Halloween!

--Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:11

Ewwwwww, worms... --<Insert scary, violent and visually frightening signature here> Boo! 01:18, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
A noob?! --<Insert scary, violent and visually frightening signature here> Boo! 01:19, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
Hey! Pissed is a bad word! --<Insert scary, violent and visually frightening signature here> Boo! 01:19, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, wait, this is on <choose>, isn't it? --<Insert scary, violent and visually frightening signature here> Boo! 01:22, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
Yep. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:22
Cooooool... --<Insert scary, violent and visually frightening signature here> Boo! 01:23, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit UOTM

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month October 2011 --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:39, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Cat daddy! Thanks, dude. --<Insert scary, violent and visually frightening signature here> Boo! 00:21, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit WotM

Thumbs up guy You Voted for Me for Writer of the Month!

Good job!

Thank you very, very much. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:34, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

I love you. --<Insert scary, violent and visually frightening signature here> Boo! 00:21, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:53, 3 November 2011

edit Hey Dr. M

I felt like visibly bouncing around a couple talk pages today. I am...on your page...bouncing and being visible. Wanna join me? --ShabiDOO 17:21, November 6, 2011 (UTC)

Sure! Where we goin' next? --Tophat headless 17:23, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
Well...I was thinking we could hit up Mr. Frenchy or maybe pester an admin...or perhaps a nOOb just to freck them out. What do you think? --ShabiDOO 20:14, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
Well now I can't, I have to go. But I like the noob idea. --Tophat headless 21:06, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
What, i'm not good enough for you? *runs away crying* --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 November 2011, at 22:45
I considered putting you in there, but its hard to label you the way I did Mattsnow (cause I called him a frenchie) and since I talk about you all the time...mentioning you would have been expected. I don't mind if you join us...but you will have to ask Magicman too. We work by consensus...if one of us disagrees we don't do anything. Interestingly enough...we never disagree so it would be a waste of time to ask him after all. Hmm. --ShabiDOO 23:16, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
*sniffles* You really mean it? Golly, thanks Mr. Shabidoo! --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 November 2011, at 23:22
Your talk page seems rather popular today. I need to get in on the trend! --HM (T) 23:52, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
Large talkpage discussions are nothing without Hot Pockets.


--Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 7 November 2011, at 00:12

Alright, I'm back. You guys still up to talk page bouncing? --Tophat headless 00:18, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
Sure thingy. Let's bounce over to Aleister's and pester him until he comes back. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 7 November 2011, at 00:19
KKK. See you there. --Tophat headless 00:21, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
You're a member of the KKK? You racist... --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 7 November 2011, at 00:38
But some of my best friends are black! --Tophat headless 16:48, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
And now we come full circle with this wall posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 03:26, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
Alright, let's bother someone. --Tophat headless 04:18, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
Youve already dont a great job tonight with Matt s. lets recruit him!!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 05:32, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
HAHA!!! I uncovered the cabal dissimulated in a dark corner! I'll be a great rookie, I'll even make coffee. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:45, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
Wait...was the cabal dissimulated or dissimulating? --ShabiDOO 06:13, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit Poopsmithery

  • I noticed that you archived Metalheads off of VFD without first checking to make sure the {{VFD}} was removed, and also without adding an {{oldvfd}} tag to the talkpage. In future, please do both of these things. Doing these two things is part of being a poopsmith. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:41, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
Yes that is a little annoying, I've cleaned up a few times for oyu. But it would be helpful if you did it as you were archiving it (: --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 08:44, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
Ah, I see. I thought that was an admin thing. Thanks for informing me. --Tophat headless 16:46, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
And could you please smile while you're doing it, for christsakes. --Black Flamingo 17:09, November 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Lawn mowers

Is pretty darn funny! Would you mind if I made some free tweaks? (I'll charge you afterwards only) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:07, November 8, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, sure, go for it. Remember, it's a wiki, you don't need to ask before you edit something. Oh! And thanks for the compliment! --Tophat headless 15:19, November 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:50, 10 November 2011

edit Wikimedia fundraising

Hey, thanks for the review. Thing is, though, for a fundraising appeal, the thing is already too long. Considering that, should I just say screw the format, or what would you suggest? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:52, 11 November 2011

Yeah, no problem, I hope the review was long enough. Anyway, I would just expand where it needs it, even if that makes it too long. I mean, as long as it's funny and is remotely like Wikipedia's it should be fine. If you need anything else, feel free to ask. --Tophat headless 22:08, November 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Magic man...

I miss your old signature. That was real classy. And it had an air of mystery about it. --Black Flamingo 00:02, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

Aw... well, just for you, I'll go back. --Tophat headless 03:20, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
Black flamingo is totally correct. That sig was awsome and gave you a strong brand recognition. Four out of five gynecologists recommend Magic Mans old signature! --ShabiDOO 03:54, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
I think the other one is prettier ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:26, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
The hat one? --Tophat headless 04:27, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
Frosty is obviously the 5th gynecologist in question here. For the record, my vagina feels much better now you've changed back. --Black Flamingo 10:12, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit That image

Well fine, instead of simply just crossing out the QVFD entry like that. Why not wait until an admin takes a look and makes the call. But I'd be very very surprised if its allowed for some simple reasons:

  • It violates the image use policy (see that little bit in the fine print about not allowing gore)
  • It violates the part about images needing to serve some satirical purpose (I think a half destroyed foot isn't very funny)

So let an admin make the call and don't just cross the entry out like that without letting it be reviewed first. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:20, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

I suppose you're right. Sorry. --Tophat headless 05:22, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
It also got deleted like a second after I posted this, leaving this rant apparently pointless >_< ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:24, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
I'll see if I can't find a less graphic image to use instead. --Tophat headless 05:26, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
I always find chocolate less graphic and often inspiring. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:27, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
How's this one? --Tophat headless 05:29, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
Lovely ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:32, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
Hows this?


--ShabiDOO 20:07, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

Interesting... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:00, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
0.0 --Tophat headless 21:23, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit QVFD is not a discussion page

Heya, please don't hold conversations on qvfd; if you need to do so, that's what talkpages are for. If you want to contest a deletion, adding a short signed comment stating the fact might be acceptable so that the checking admin is aware, but anything further would go elsewhere; as a poopsmith I would have expected you to know better than to muck around so on the project pages themselves. That said, the image in question is unfortunately what we call a gore image, as the guy above says, and does not have a place on Uncyclopedia. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:33, 12 November 2011

Yeah, sorry about that. Won't happen again. --Tophat headless 05:35, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit Poopsmithery (again)

Hello, I could help but notice your archival f QVFD, which is good and everything. But one of the entries had neither been checked nor commented on hen you archived it. Which is bad. Please do nt archive stuff unless its all been checked. Thankyou. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:53, November 13, 2011 (UTC)

KKK. --Tophat headless 01:04, November 13, 2011 (UTC)

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