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Old(er) stuffs

  • Archive one - I come to the wonderful world of Uncyclopedia. Get yelled at alot (not really yelled but just told I was doing something wrong). Get some spam from spam man. And a dance from Dancing dude. I write some articles, revert some vandals, which gets me nomed for Uncyclopedian of the Month (I failed), and an honorary 2nd dance from Dancing dude. I start reviewing, writing requested articles, and getting the the UnSignpost. Halloween comes and goes, And I become 2nd in command for the grue army. I get thanked for voting on VFH, UGotM, and Uotm, judge the aristocrat's turkey day ball, join Imperial Colonization, and for some reason get a death threat from Poiz. Not necessarily in that order.
  • Archive two - I prove to Lyrithya that I'm an asshole, get my first Uncyclopedia rape, Christmas comes and goes, I do some more reviewing, win the World's Best Friend, Magician of the month and sandwich of the month award, Dancing dude's dance page gets made, that dickhead Magic man does some vote whoring, I get thanked for voting on stuff, become a member of PEEING, answer noob questions, do more stuff for Imperial Colonization, Alister sprinkles his silliness all over, I write a controversial article, greet some more noobs, I get a cookie from Mimo which somehow ends up in a showdown in MS paint, do some coding stuff, get another cookie from Mr. Soot Gremlin, I finally get an article featured, do some VFD stuff with SPIKE, attempt to speak greek, explane to JackOfSpades why my user talk page is "So fucking red", Mimo calls me a dick, I am informed that my sig is outrageous, someone leaves a message to everyone on my talk page, I WIN! I leave for four days, I get a death threat from Another n00b, and Uncyclopedia breaks. Oh! And did I mention I get yelled at some more? (Wow! Was that a run-on-sentence or what?)

New(er) stuffs

Sampling your opportunity bias

I just made that up. Er... hi?

But seriously, have you been eaten? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:16, 24 February 2011

It's funny, the second I read that my cat bit me. So yes, in a way. --Tophat headless 02:00, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
Excellent. Matters have commenced their emotion. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:04, 24 February 2011
Yes... --Tophat headless 02:06, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Lollipop delivered

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 03:29, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

YES!!!... Er... I mean... Thanks... --Tophat headless 16:22, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
How did it taste? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:02, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
GREAT! --Tophat headless 22:43, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:42, 24 February 2011

I want to deliver this next week! --Tophat headless 16:43, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
How do you feel about javascript? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:50, 24 February 2011
Er... Fine? --Tophat headless 16:51, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
*shifty eyes*
*grabs Magic man and pulls him into a dark alley* Can you modify it? This is very important. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:55, 24 February 2011
I don't know. --Tophat headless 20:29, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
This could be a problem. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:37, 25 February 2011
I sure hope not... --Tophat headless 22:42, February 27, 2011 (UTC)


Sorry to interupt your Conversation!!

私はクソツールをしています。私は完全なクソツールをしています。今年最大の愚か者のための賞があったなら、私は次のようになります明確な靴インチ私は小さな脳とも誇らしげチンポを持っています。全世界のすべての村の馬鹿が一緒に付属している場合、自分の村を作り、私はその村の村ばかなことでしょう。 - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

知ってうれしいです。 --Tophat headless 02:02, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

レッツレイプ紫色の鳥たちが庭で歌って行く! 誰がボートが入ってくるときに幸せな猫を取得します少し美人の上に魚を得るのだろうか? 朝食か私にとってファックハドックあなたのすべての? 君たちを吸う私はあなたのすべての私のアンサイクロペディアを! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

小胞体...何? --Tophat headless 20:40, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

super happy monkey judge stuff

You will be the awsomest judge in the world! Happy monkey hugs (spraying monkey piss on your shoes) --ShabiDOO 15:22, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

Hoo-rahh. --Tophat headless 22:42, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Heres the new link for the judging page.
--ShabiDOO 02:33, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
Hoo-rahh. --Tophat headless 02:56, February 28, 2011 (UTC)


Okay, but like, seriously, cut more out if you dont like it. Its a colaboration okay? Im not offended. I like I like. Though, I do say, Ill wait till you add a little more before adding myself. I like.--ShabiDOO 02:56, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Do what ever you want to the page. That's why its a wiki. --Tophat headless 03:02, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Need some of your magic, man

Hello. The Madison Movement article on VFH needs some magic to pull itself to the front page. All you might have to do to throw your spell on it would be to listen to the fine audio by Dexter and MrtheJazz. Thanks! On to the Happy Monkey contest. . .Aleister 3:15 28-2-'11

I'll start looking in my spell book. --Tophat headless 17:12, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
I've seen the magic before my eyes! Thanks for the vote and kind words. Dexter was Buffy on the audio, and Mrthejazz was the meany poopy-head governor. It's good seeing your top cat around the site, fancy sig. Thanks again, Aleister 18:07 28-2-'11
You're very welcome. I really liked the audio, I'll have to tell Dex and Mrthejazz sometime... --Tophat headless 18:29, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Good... I suppose afternoon there.

Hi Magic man :D thanks for welcoming me. I come from Nonciclopedia, so I know many of the rules of a wiki and stuff (I'll hopefully even become a noobsitter myself on Nonci so that kinda makes us workmates :)) There's only one thing I'm not sure about (for now :D): when someone leaves me a message where am I supposed to reply? On Nonci we are educated to reply on the talk page of the user that wrote to us, but I saw that here everyone replies on his/her own talk page. Could you enlighten me? Thanks :D
P.s. I know my English ain't perfect yet, but I hope I'll get better. --Flaming Ace 19:46, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Here we reply wherever the first comment was placed. For example, you placed a comment here, on my talkpage, so I replied here, on my talkpage. That's how we do it, unless the commenter requests that you reply somewhere else. --Tophat headless 21:10, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
Oh well, I'll follow the rules then ;) Thanks, (Magic) man --Flaming Ace 22:00, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
You are very welcome. --Tophat headless 22:30, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Hello again! I was wondering if you could adopt me as you offered. You'ld make this Ace very happy. I know many things about the Uncyclopedia project, but some rules are different from the italian site. I could really use a guide. Thanks in advance if you say yes :D --Flaming Ace 22:55, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

No (just joking). I'd love to adopt you. Add this:

To your userpage. As for guides, we have this, this and many more. You may have to do quite a bit of reading, I did myself. In fact I read most of these twice. I've of course read them many more times now, but... Yeah... --Tophat headless 23:08, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
Ok, thanks again. I'll add it right now. See ya! --Flaming Ace 23:19, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
Okay, you're welcome again. I'll add this right now. See ya! --Tophat headless 23:21, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

A poem for my friend, Aleister Magic man

Magic man, my friend
I really, really love youuuuuuuuu
And because we are friends
I ask from you to vooote
for my HowTo article
It is on VFH
And you really, really now how does it feels having your first
feautured articleee
Do it for me
As I voted for youuu friend

Please vote. Buddy. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 12:52, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

I will write one too for the whore Mimo, but for this page only:

a poem for the whore mimo

to vote for Mimo's page
is quite an earthly delight,
a vote will get you into heaven
just like riding a kite!
most people will vote no,
or will try to delete it,
but you can make it pass go
and thus can complete it.
--- e.e. aleister 13:23 1-3-'11

And one for Aleister and Magic man

Aleister your poems are awful
and they don't make a rhyme
Why can't everyone be like me?
The world would be really awesome
Magic man vote only if you like it
please like it
aleister your poems suck
Can't you make them just like mine?
I mean with rhymes.
--~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:34, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
I voted, I did.
And weather you like it or not,
that's my vote, I won't change it, I will not.
I've decided this line will not rhyme with anything.
So I've made my decision, and the vote has been cast.
Now go take a look, and take a look fast!
But now I must go, it's the end of my rhyme,
I'll run away now, and I'll make very good time.
This line doesn't rhyme with anything either. Bye!
--Tophat headless 14:46, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
magic, magic, magic man
your poems are like aleister's
I mean they suck
but please, please, don't change your vote
and act now like a coyote
--~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:54, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
No it's yours who suck.
Al's are fine,
and mine,
are sublime.
--Tophat headless 14:57, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

And feel free to let me know what you think of my UnNews - what was funny and (more importantly) what wasn't. I'm always looking for honest feedback. ~ Humbuck Talk 05:36, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

To be fair, I think all your UnNewses so far are funny. --Tophat headless 16:24, March 2, 2011 (UTC)


HEy Magic man, could you pelase put up whatever header you have for the happy monkey competition? It starts today at 5pm EST 2200 UTC. Thanks a lot! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO --ShabiDOO 11:58, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, I will. --Tophat headless 16:23, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

happy monkey banner

Hey put it up ASAP! I love it! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

I can't put it up. The admins have to do that. And they decided they weren't gonna put it up. If you really want it put up talk to Zombiebaron. --Tophat headless 20:34, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
Its okay, they put up an almost invisible banner. I LOVED the one you made, but perhaps they didnt like the flashing (WHICH I FRIKIN LOVED). Anyhoo, coudl you do me one last favour. Do you think you could make a really simple template that I will put on the top of the page telling people NOT to edit the articles that are being made). That would be really great. If not ill ask someone else. Simple is good. ;)

--ShabiDOO 21:02, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll make it. --Tophat headless 01:50, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
Dude, already made. Lyrithya tidied up mine. But thanks anyways. Do you think you could instead edit a bit the banner for when the results are posted for the Happy Moneky comp (so the admins will put it up, and ill try talking to them to have it there?). THAAAAAAAAAAAANKS DUDER! --ShabiDOO 01:56, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
Got it. I'll do that. YOU'REEEEEEEE WELCOME DUDER! --Tophat headless 02:15, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

happy monkey final judgin

Hey guys. Judging begins at 6pm ET (est) or 2300 UTC today. Please judge based on the contestants FINAL edit before that time. This does NOT include Lyrithya, Zombiebaron, Mimo&Maxus and MrTheJazz who have 2 hour extentions 8pm ET (est) or 0100 UTC. Lets say, have the results in 48 hours. If I dont see any activity on the results pages or if you dno't drop me a line say 24 hours after the writing closes (as one of you has been inactive for a few days) Ill have Wilytank take over your spot and you have give his bonus points if you come back in time. Thanks again folks. --ShabiDOO 08:44, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

Its that 6pm est today (march 3rd)? --Tophat headless 15:20, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:07, 3 March 2011

Magic man, (I also left a post on Zombies talk page) I wonder if you might be able to help me (or any one reading this). The banner says the competition starts today. Im not accepting any new contestants and in reality the contest finishes in 3.5 hours. Could the banner be changed to say something like "Competition ends at 6PM ET 23.00 UTC. Click here to see articles" or something like that. It would be very much appreciated. CHEEEEEEEEERS. --ShabiDOO 18:27, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, like I said, I'm not an admin so I can't really do anything about it. But I would suggest talking to Zombiebaron, Mordillo or ChiefjusticeDS. They are the three that seem to do this the most. Sorry I couldn't do more. --Tophat headless 20:28, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise‎

Hey, just finished spell checking your article. To see it you'll need 20 bucks and a hammer. Now go downtown and find a sailors' bar called the "Slippery Seamen," and ask for Ray and buy him a $20 bottle of Merlot. He'll ask you for the key word which is "Banana." Now, you should see a some guy tied to a chair. This is where the hammer comes in...

Or you could just go here, but going to Ray is more fun, for me at least. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 16:08, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

Okay thanks. Can you see the links better now? --Tophat headless 23:51, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Ray is more fun...
Yea, I can see it a little better, although it strains my eyes a bit.
P.S. I haven't seen Ray in a while and the guys said he's been home crying since you came by there. What did you to him!?! --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 23:56, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
Nothing. --Tophat headless 02:18, March 8, 2011 (UTC)


Don't have sympathy for, he is in my 10th grade class and he lives down the street to me so we have the same IP, he got my IP blocked on wikipedia for Cyberbullying, vanity and Vandalism. He is the reason I am permanently unable to edit Wikipedia. Fuck him. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

Again, doesn't every computer have its own IP? --Tophat headless 17:42, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

Again, every postal code area in the UK shares it's IP address. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz


Thanks for the introduction/defending n00b thingy. Anyway, nice to meet you. B0B ShitfaceNewbie 18:12, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

You're very welcome. And it's very nice to meet you too. --Tophat headless 01:54, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
You should really fix your sig.
Fixed -Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 06:54, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
Huzzah! --Tophat headless 15:46, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

Vote vote vote!

Please and thank you. --Tophat headless 03:28, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:07, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

judging awsomeness

Magic Man, I love you, I will name my children after you for judging the happy monkey competition. But seriously, thanks a millllllion for the pee reviews and the scores you gave. Was a lot of work and we all love you for it and we will all name an island or country, or maybe a street in our community after you! THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE WEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME. --Tophat headless 00:15, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Good-Bye Silver Age

Thanks for the good bye graphic for IC's Silver Age. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:52, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

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--Tophat headless 22:54, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Aw, c'mon

Those links on Dinosaur are just stupid, man, come on, if you were an IP and I were an admin I'd ban you for stupid. If you were Modillo and I was Modello, I'd ban you until you stayed banned. Man, c'mon, man. Aleister 23:33 Man, c'mon, man.

OK, more serious. When editing a colonization page, or a frat page, it's best to take the group mind into consideration, like the Borg. Would the group mind, on average, like your links? Or any one of your links? Man, c;'mon man! Man! C'mon. Aleister
I just thought it needed more links. I just picked random words to linkify. I'll stop now. Revert if you want. --Tophat headless 23:37, March 15, 2011 (UTC)
Ooooooo man. C'mon, man, c'mon, min. This is the colonization, the cream of the crop here at uncy, the gold standard of perfection. An, man, c'mmmmmoooonnnnn man. Random? I cry now, I tear out my hair and sew it on to a hair shirt, I hang my head and then head my hang. Random? On colonization? Better we should huff thousands of images, like who would do that? I'm kicking myself until it hurts now, man' cmon mmmmmmmmmmannnnnn. OK. Thanks. And it probably does need more links, but links thought out and honed to funnyness beyond the concept of funny. Ironic links, links that dazzle, links that - standing alone - tell a story in themselves. Aleister per se, Idols of March
Er... Okay? --Tophat headless 23:44, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:12, 17 March 2011


Cool dude. Sorry if you thought it was short, but I wanted to keep it simple and yellow. Its still a very good article, and I would like to give you a pat on the back for making it. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 17:28, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, in the future you may want to go a little further in-depth. But it was still a good pee-review. Anyway, when I first wrote it, some people really didn't like it. Infact, it ended up on VFD twice, and VFH once. But I had a lot of help from Aleister, Dexter, and TKF. So pat them on the back to. Again, thanks. --Tophat headless 17:36, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Pleasure dude. Thanks for the advice. Shows what some hard work and help from friends can do to the color of your piss. Its...its beautiful. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 17:45, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

I think the word you were looking for was disgusting. --Tophat headless 00:39, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Old people

Urinating fountain

I just peed on something you wrote. I apologize profusely for that.

I'll attempt to control my bladder in the future. No promises though

I like it. Jackofspades (talk) 22:04, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you very much! A very good review. --Tophat headless 23:37, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. --Tophat headless 15:17, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Before moving, you might want to look at the talk page for Batman Bruce Wayne or Science fiction to see how we documented a move for future generations to see our glorious history. and WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:38, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
Done. I read them. Thanks. --Tophat headless 16:59, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
All I can say is rooooooaaaarrrrrrrrrr (breaking through some trees in search of food) rooaaaarrrrrrr (eyeing the sky for meteorites). Aleister 22:01 21-3-'11
Love your adding the Barney pic. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:55, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks! I thought it needed another option, but I couldn't find anymore pictures of dinosaurs eating people. Then I found that, and it was already up loaded, so that was a plus. Anyway, thanks again. --Tophat headless 02:59, March 22, 2011 (UTC)


From all the Vikings at the Fashion show, thank you! You will soon receive a complimentary helmet or knee guard in the mail, courtesy of Gwen, who will also visit your home later this evening. Wait, what's this? Suddenly, Skunks. Oh, the Skunks reminded me, have you come by their page as yet and read a line or two? Such sweet woodland animals. Thanks again, appreciated. Aleister 22:03 21-3-'11

You're welcome. Although I must comment on what a whore you are, I for one of your articles, and then you whore while thanking me? That's bold. Anyway, I can't wait to get my peice of armor (and my peice of Gwen for that matter). And I'll take a look at skunk for you. --Tophat headless 22:18, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
Whore? No, never. It was just that as I was typing that, Suddenly Skunks! What was I to do? I'll do another read of Dinosaur too, it's been awhile. Thanks for taking the initiative on that. I guess the old dinosaur page can go under "Dinosaur (fossil)" or something. (and what it was is that Skunk has been kind of hidden away in a list of articles for awhile, and is lingering, so I thought I should push it a bit. If you do vote for it I will whore something else while thanking you, I promise.) Aleister 22:23 21-3-'11
Okay, I can't wait to see what you whore to me next. Anyway, Dinosaur (fossil)? Now that's hilarious! --Tophat headless 22:40, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you for abstaining today but then reading the pee review and opening your eyes to the wonder of Skunk tomorrow. And since I'm here, why not nominate That time I took a sojourn to visit my friend Jim Freklowski for either VFH or VFD, a fine addition to either one of those wonderful gardens. Thanks again! Aleister 23:11 21-3-'11
Thanks? Most people don't thank other people for abstaining on their article. Anyway, thanks for saying thanks! --Tophat headless 23:14, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
What? No, I said "Thank you for abstaining today but then reading the pee review and opening your eyes to the wonder of Skunk tomorrow". You must have read it wrong. And maybe on the old dinosaur it could just be "Dinosaur Fossil" without the () thing. I best be off the site for an hour or so, Away. . . .Aleister 23:21 21-3-'11
Oh! I get it... --Tophat headless 23:24, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
Ah, what a difference a day makes! I was told that not only did you read the review and the page over again, but that your bellylaughs could be heard a block away. That must have shocked the neighbors and woken all the dogs! Glad to have made your day, and now stop laughing long enough to eat something, you don't want to "starve from laughter" as they say in the hood. Aleister 17:49 22-3-'11
Er... What? I'm still not changing my vote. Sorry. --Tophat headless 17:52, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
Ah, you kidder! You had me going there for a second. Aleister

Dino (fossil)

Why not just make the page "Dinosaur (fossil)", I guess that is pretty funny, and not mske it a sub-page of the colonization article. That way we can link it onto the page as well. Dino's rule! Aleister 17:54 22-3-'11

Er... Because the article has nothing to do with fossils at all. If someone didn't know it was the pre-colonized version they wouldn't get the joke. Anyway, I wasn't kidding about skunk. --Tophat headless 18:01, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
Go on, pull my leg all you want. Haahahaahaaha. Hmmmmmmm on the original Dinosaur, maybe like the other ones we can go with "Dinosaur (person)" or Dinosaur (original) or Dinosaur (pre-colonization era) [a play on words for the pre-cambian era], but it's still better to mainspace the page and not leave it as a subpage of another article. Aleister 18:07 22-3-'11

Dinosaur had a movement

Good job moving Dinosaur! But of course not perfect--only I am perfect.

I added links to the Dinosaur talk page for the colonization version and talk history: see

Also I added a note about (IMPERIAL COLONIZATION VERSION SWALLOWED THE PREVIOUS VERSION WHOLE) the article's history so that it would be easy for future generations to see where our version was posted (also it makes it much, much easier tracking down who did what later on--trust me, I know from experience; I once spend hours tracking down the work done on a colonization before I started to see who had been active, who contributed, etc.). Of course you didn't know to add a note to the current article's history because I forgot to tell you that. No, wait, if I forgot that would mean I'm not perfect.

Nevermind. Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  21:57, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. Thanks. I was hoping I was doing it right. Guess not. --Tophat headless 00:17, March 23, 2011 (UTC)


1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:12, 24 March 2011


Νομίζεις ότι είσαι έξυπνος κύριε μάγε? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:40, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

Καλά υποθέτω ότι είμαι κάπως ευφυής, αλλά όχι σε μια υπερφίαλη είδος του τρόπου. Γιατί; --Tophat headless 20:02, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
Ναι? είμαι χρησιμοποιώντας το Google Translate, οπότε σας παρακαλώ να μην μου πείτε πόσο κακή γραμματική μου. Το ξέρω.


- Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:13, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

I think you mean
Τι στο διάολο;
--Tophat headless 20:54, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

And also, I'm just saying, But that link on Crapedia wiki doesn't actually contain a Virus. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 08:09, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

Δεν έπρεπε να αρχίσω αυτή τη συζήτηση γιατί πάλι κατέληξα να είμαι με πονεμένα αυτιά. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 08:30, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Mimo: Τι συζήτηση; Another n00b: Are you saying it was suposed do do that? --Tophat headless 15:00, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Το Yo πράγμα. με τα ελληνικά. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:12, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Νομίζεις ... Είμαι σχεδίασης μια κενή εδώ? θα μπορούσατε να επεξεργαστεί για μένα, παρακαλώ; --Tophat headless 15:15, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

No, it wasn't. What language are you speaking anyway? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 15:39, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

We're speaking in Greek. --Tophat headless 15:41, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, that's a really easy to guess, as after all it's a widespread language that isn't only spoken by a small European country. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 15:44, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

Well you did ask. --Tophat headless 15:45, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

ここでほとんどのユーザーは、少なくとも1つの無駄な言語を知っているかのようにだから、それは思われる。 - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 15:52, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

私はすべての言語を話すことができる!!!!!HAはHAのHAの! --Tophat headless 16:45, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

Urm... What, you say you know how to say "HA!" in every language? that doesn't make any sense. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:25, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

私はNO感を必要とするので、私は意味をなさない!!!!!! --Tophat headless 19:44, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

Magic Dinosaur

Do you think Dinosaur's about ready for a feature nom? Some bugs have to be shaken out of it, but it could go on the big board and float awhile. I'd nom it but my noms failed at Skunk, no one knows why, so maybe you can do the honors. If only the Skunk were greek, but that's "might have beens", sigh. Aleister' 16:54 25-3-'11

Really? You're upset about not getting Skunk featured when you have thirty-six point five other features to your name? That's odd... Anyway, I'll nom Dinosaur. Right now. --Tophat headless 17:00, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
I have no other articles but Skunk, for it is a true story. I am in love with a Skunk, and my life is a thing sublime. I wanted to show her a feature on our three-month anniversary, but that is not to be. We shall have to find another way to pass the day. Aleister 17:04 25-3-'11

Damn! Moses and iPad

What a flucking great photochop idea. And done very well, it should be featured as soon as possible. Congrats. News: Lyrthrya is threatening to leave for a year. You never nommed Dinosaur! Another nOOb lives in Japan, I think, so he will be melted down soon. The four temp admins term is almost up, I'm gonna miss them as admins! Aleister 1:04 28-3-'11

Thanks! Lyrthrya can't leave! I never nommed it because I was waiting for the vote count to go below fifteen. No, he lives in the UK. He is from japan. I'll miss 'em too. And congrats on the featuring of Viking Metal. Does that cover everything? --Tophat headless 01:10, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
P.S. Notice the Hebrew letters on the Ipad's screen.
That's what makes it so good, that Moses is bringing down the 10 commandments on an iPad. Do the letters/words mean anything? Ah, good, I didn't know another noob lives on the Isle. I hope his relatives in Japan are coming out of things alright. I think we can nom again, the 15 was just to get it down a bit before people started up again. Thanks. And I hope Lyrthrya isn't serious. Do you have any other topics we can write about in ten words or less? Aleister 1:21 28-3-'11
Well... Did you see the game on Saturday? --Tophat headless 01:24, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Oh! and I don't know what the Hebrew letters mean. They're supposed to be "A vocalized biblical Hebrew manuscript" whatever that means... --Tophat headless 01:33, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Didn't watch it, but heard that Butler is back in the final four. I'm not a basketball person, but my brother-in-law and I were in Vegas last year when the championship was played, and he got to watch it from the Sport Book room of the Bilagio (sp?) hotel and was rooting for Butler. People traveled thousands of miles to be in that room that evening, so it was fun for him. I, on the other hand, didn't stay with him for the game, and instead watched the woman dance on tiny tables at the Planet Hollywood casino. Have you done the Vegas thing? The letters are probably vocalizing a curse upon the heads of the heathen unbelievers. Aleister 1:34 28-3-'11
Er.. I was joking about the game (why does no one get jokes here?). I have not done the "Vegas thing". It probably is. --Tophat headless 01:43, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Ah, a joke. Not having a sense of humour, I would never have gotten that, so I was trolled very well, thank you. And Vegas awaits you, someday. Must sign off now. Things beckon me. Aleister 1:48 28-3
Okay, bye! --Tophat headless 01:49, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Give link for the Moses and iPad thing. Please. Yes. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:07, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
It's here. I'm working on making the Ipad look more painted right now. --Tophat headless 00:55, March 29, 2011 (UTC)


Excuse me. Anyway, it looks to me that you wrote, nommed, voted for HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise and were inducted into the brotherhood of disguise masters. Well guess what? It made it into featured queue, which entitles you to the golden Groucho Marx glasses award. Congratulations.


Thanks for the writing, nomming, and vote dude!

--Tophat headless 15:44, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

Did you just said "thanks" to yourself? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:47, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Apparently. Strange... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:48, 29 March 2011
I did the same thing when let's take a walk in the city! Got featured. See here. --Tophat headless 16:23, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
You're so silly! ^^ 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:33, 29 March 2011
I know, but the way I feel is yeah it never would've been featured without the voters, but don't I deserve some kind of thanks for writing the thing/bringing my awesome writing skillz to Uncyclopedia? --Tophat headless 16:35, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
No. Well, okay, maybe. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:39, 29 March 2011
Well not that you had anything to do with it's being featured. At least Romartus abstained; unlike some people. --Tophat headless 17:01, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Did I vote against your previous feature, too? >.< Glarble, either way, well done. One more and you're in the hall of shame, no? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:37, 29 March 2011
Actually yes, you did vote against on my revious feature, too. Anyway, can't wait till I'm in! The hall of shame that is. --Tophat headless 03:00, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Do you think Magic Man deserves thanks for writing articles?

Score: 1
  • Symbol against vote NoMimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:54, March 29, 2011 (UTC)







but the score is still -1. HAHA! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:48, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Not anymore! Ha ha, fucker!!!! --Tophat headless 14:47, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
being a fucker means fucking women? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:54, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Not exactly... You'll understand when you're older. --Tophat headless 14:55, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Oh... is it a bad word? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:58, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Well fuck is. --Tophat headless 15:03, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Then fuck. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:31, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Now why the fuck did you just cuss, you son of a bitch?! No more goddamn cussing! For fuck's sake... --Tophat headless 16:45, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Because I fucking want to, you fucking piece of a cock-sucking fucking shit. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:17, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
For fuck's sake... --Tophat headless 02:26, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:17, 31 March 2011


Deleted that one thing I gave you. I has forever a sad :( Jackofspades (talk) 02:42, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't delete anything, I'm not an admin. But what are you referring to? --Tophat headless 02:57, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
There, I put it back. I didn't mean to remove it in the first place. --Tophat headless 02:57, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
:D Jackofspades (talk) 02:58, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
PARTY! --Tophat headless 02:59, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

Pee Review Why?: Why? by Why?

I Pee Reviewed Why?: Why? based on edit 5026548 of 23:17, March 21, 2011. I hope this helps! WHY??? 00:00, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

It does! Thank you so very much! I've never gotten a perfect score on one of my articles before! Thanks again. --Tophat headless 14:02, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
You paid him. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:06, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
No, I didn't Goddammit Why???, he caught us! The jig's up... --Tophat headless 14:09, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
Shouldn't have taken the bribe--could have made more stealing tips. Also note the time stamp of the review and this comment. Hmm, April 1? WHY??? 00:00, April 1, 2011 (UTC)


U FUCKING COCKKKKK. SUCK SUCK SUCk !!!!1!!!11 MAGIC MAN SUCKS 2 COCKS Jim cock --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:55, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

LAWL!!!!! --Tophat headless 13:59, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
big>ARE YOU SURE,COCK SUCKER?/big></big</big></big></big></big></big></big></big> --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:02, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
You're fucking up my talk page. --Tophat headless 14:10, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
I know it. POOP. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:14, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
0_o --Tophat headless 14:17, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
(. )( .) --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:21, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
Your penis------> <------Your penis. You'll notice it's not there. --Tophat headless 14:22, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
Where is it? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:23, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
There isn't one. --Tophat headless 14:25, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

Conservapedia reskin

Oh yeah, that's REALLY funny. Of course, a reskin plagiarised from a wiki which isn't even available in my country (¬_¬) . - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 15:45, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

Well, that's what we're doing. Like it, or the thought police will make you disappear. --Tophat headless 15:46, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

Ah well, how unfunny. This website has very rarely made me laugh. In fact, Hey! if you want to be fucking funny and ironic for April fool's day, FEATURE A GOOD ARTICLE FOR ONCE YOU COCK-FACED WEARING WANKERS! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 15:51, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

0_o --Tophat headless 00:54, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I was gone

The reason I haven't been here for almost two days it I spilled coffee on my modem, and had to get a new one. Anyway, sorry. --Tophat headless 00:55, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

How'd you manage that? o_O 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:57, 2 April 2011
I was sitting on the computer with a cup of coffee, then Zombies started attacking, so I'm like "ZOMG!!" And they're like "Brains!" So I'm fighting thees zombies, right? And I'm beating the shit out of 'em, and then out all of a sudden my cat jumps on the computer and knockes my cup over. --Tophat headless 21:06, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
You keep your modem by your computer, and on a level with it, at that? o_O 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:11, 2 April 2011
No, it's on a small table next to it; the cup fell off the computer stand thing and onto the table on it's side. --Tophat headless 21:13, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
>.< 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:26, 2 April 2011

Using a modem? I'd say fuck all to them. Especially when it's like some huge fucking thing which takes up the Headphone slot. Aaaah......... - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:30, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Er... What? It's not that big... --Tophat headless 21:31, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I had to use one which was over 40cm long! It was massive. To be fair it was one of those "Laptops" which naturally garner coffee spills. At least I don't have on that big now. Ah well.... - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:34, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

o_O --Tophat headless 21:35, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I still have a ZX spectrum! It's a lot older than me, but you can still knock-up a good program in BASIC, Y'know. A better program than in windows XP, for sure. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:39, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Now for something completely different: I've been meaning to ask you for a long time to indent your comments correctly, rather than not at all. It's been bugging me for a while. Thanks. --Tophat headless 21:44, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Dino pic

I like the dinos and humans warring and the Barney, why don't we just dump the Metal dinosaur, which isn't really a dino but a machine. Then we'd have two good ones with different accents on the future. It's got a good nine votes, which is nice, and three more would be really nice. When there are lots of pages on VFH I think articles in the middle get overlooked by people who haven't read them. Dinos! Al 23:19 2-4-'11

Okay. Rawr! --Tophat headless 23:20, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Dinos! I read that coffee disaster thing up above, that must have eeekkkked you for a few minutes. Did the cat escape unharmed (or is it now wandering the neighborhood lucking upon a mouse every day or two)? Al 23:23 2-4-'11
Well, to be fair, it wasn't actually the cat. The cat made a noise and I turned quickly and knocked the cup off the edge. Anyway, she's a black cat, so I guess she really is unlucky. --Tophat headless 23:27, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

re: dinosuar

The one where the soldiers are fighting on the dinosaurs. --Dr. Fenwick 00:35, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Oh... Thanks. We have that image and another image on <choose>. So you can go take a look. --Tophat headless 00:43, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Dinosaur made it into queue!



Thanks for the vote dude!

--Tophat headless 15:13, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

This template you give out to people when you get a featured

I want one of them, but because I didn't vote Guess what?? I'm going to vote For one EVERY article that you make that's on VFH. Every single one. I hope you feel good, and that's Another_n00b Promise. (・∀・) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 18:21, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Er... Which template? The let's take a walk in the city! one, the master of disguise one, or the dinosaur one? --Tophat headless 19:16, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! But there is a month wait

I hear that you'd like to renom my Skunk for VFH. That's very nice of you, but nom's have to be at least a month later than the last nomination. So you should wait awhile. In the meantime you could make a category for forest animals, just to pass the time. And if you like Skunk as much as lots and lots of people say you do, then maybe you can marry a skunk. Then you'd have something to write home about ("Dear Ma, I've married a skunk. Your loving son, Magic man"), there. Thanks again though. Aleister 2:36 7-4-'11

You're right, I should wait a while before nomming it again; like... Forever. --Tophat headless 02:40, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
On a clear day you can see forever. Iz true! Aleister 2:46 7-4-'11
Good to know. --Tophat headless 02:47, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

So, ah...

Why, exactly, are you being an asshole to me? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:07, 7 April 2011

Because you didn't like my canvas. And I'm in a bad mood. --Tophat headless 04:12, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
Please don't. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:48, 7 April 2011
Okay, I'll stop, bitch. Whoa! That just came out of nowhere! I swear! --Tophat headless 22:55, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:24, 7 April 2011


--~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 11:41, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

But does he like TV? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:44, 8 April 2011
If he wears pants he has to like TV. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:57, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
TV? Yeah, I guess it's kinda cool. But I like the computer more. --Tophat headless 19:09, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
There's porn on the TV too. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:11, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, but you have to buy it. --Tophat headless 19:12, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Yes but are the boobs real? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:25, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Probably not, but certainly not on TV either. --Tophat headless 21:34, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
and you are a robot. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 07:16, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
  • Beep-boop-boop* I WILL *Beep-boop-boop* DESTROY MIMO&MAXUS!!! *Crushes Mimo's head* --Tophat headless 13:56, April 9, 2011 (UTC)


I just read your article that's up for PEE. It's very good but I can't help feeling that it may be a little short. Perhaps the ending is a little too obvious also? I don't see why the hypnotist shouldn't be a pervert but you might want to hint at it a little less overtly. Not that I specialise in subtlety myself, I'm just anticipating comments from others should it end up on VFH - where it surely soon belongs.--Sog1970 08:49, April 9, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! For the complements and the advice! I'll see what I can do with your advice. Thanks again. --Tophat headless 13:53, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
Check out the waterboarding pic I just categorized. Magical magician, I think that's Houdini himself. Al 3:25 11-4-'11
I see. And yes, that is Houdini. --Tophat headless 04:14, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Dinosaurs aren't extinct any more--featured!

(helped resurrect the great IC team with revitalizing writing)

For this you get 1/2 Feature Credit. Woo Hoo! Compassrose IC WHY??? (stratagems)  20:55, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! Did you give it to Al too? I hope so. You should get one too. Anyway, thanks again. --Tophat headless 01:30, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
It's detailed on the IC talk page. No, I didn't award myself 1/2 credit, but did Aleister, and also Happytimes who headed the project, collected images, and did much of the early edits. Compassrose IC WHY??? (stratagems) 


I'd like it if you would nom me for VFS. Consider this a mirror of the vote whoring you did before. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:27, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Will do chief. Although, I'm sure this breaks some kind of rule. --Tophat headless 15:40, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
Not a rule. Usually the people who vote for themselves and the ones who whore themselves are the first ones to not vote for, however. Just a thought. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:32, 12 April 2011
I don't believe I would be prone to vote for someone who voted or whored for them self. Just saying. --Tophat headless 21:58, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:01, 14 April 2011

Please talk to me on my talkpage

I need one more section until I can succesfully archive it and have a fresh new talkpage. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:49, 16 April 2011

I need five more before I archive mine. Anyway, go check your talk page. --Tophat headless 22:44, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
P.S. You spelled successfully wrong, and talk page is two words, not one.
I have two limits, either when it reaches 30, or on my anniversary of turning from Maniac mcpee into Lollipop, which is February 19th. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:47, 16 April 2011
Oh, cool. --Tophat headless 01:28, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
Yes. I just had a whole shoutout from Skully and Lyrithya about welcoming users, so my head is a bit sore. I miss the old Uncyc gang, with Mimo and Puppy and Black Flamingo and Happymonkey. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:55, 17 April 2011
"The old Uncyc gang"? I'm not exactly sure what you meant by that. I mean, to be fair, you, me, and Mimo aren't exactly the oldest users ever. --Tophat headless 13:31, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

That UnSignposty thing

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:18, 21 April 2011

Oh hai

I'm back!! Just so you know. In case you thought you'd seen the last of me, and gotten rid of me, well tough. Your stuck with me. Ah well, better luck next time. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:53, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Actually, I was disappointed you got banned. Glad your back, but don't do it again. --Tophat headless 19:50, April 23, 2011 (UTC)


You may have had 2 featured articles here on Uncyclopedia, but how you could you vandalize our inspiration Wikipedia the way you did? Now you are permabanned there, you cannot create an account, and you cannot even access your talk page. And I though Lollipop had it bad! SHAME! --Scofield 11:39, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

Oh wait. So you weren't permabanned? Alright, then we're cool! --Scofield 11:46, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

What was his account name on there?? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 12:02, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
He was an I.P. Heck, even Lyrithya wasn't pleased with him celebrating "vandalize Wikipedia day". --Scofield 15:53, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
Actually, as I've said before: it wasn't me! It was probably someone in my house (I don't live alone). In fact, I bet I know who it was... --Tophat headless 19:46, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
Are you seriously trying to use the "My little brother did it" excuse on us?? think again. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:51, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
I never said it was my little brother. All I know is I didn't do it. --Tophat headless 20:49, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
No, I snuck a way onto Wikipedia again. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:52, 28 April 2011
Good to know. --Tophat headless 20:53, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Once my little cousin came over and created another account and logged into my account (it was Maniac mcpee at the time) and was fooling around, until I got him to go away. He was 12 (that was in October) and my mom was like "be nice to your cousin and let him go on the computer". How dare he create a new account and then log out and log into my account (if you're wondering how he did it, my username is remembered on the computer, so whenever I type 'm', Maniac mcpee pops up. And if I type 'l', Lollipop comes up) I've told my cousin to bring his laptop whenever he comes to our house. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:58, 28 April 2011
Your mom? Um... Exactly how old are you? --Tophat headless 21:23, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
I turn 18 on May 2nd. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:39, 28 April 2011
Oh... I thought you were like twelve or something... My birthday is on May 22nd, I'll be turning... Well actually I won't be turning anything; I don't age. --Tophat headless 21:51, April 28, 2011 (UTC)


Keep making pictures; you're pretty good. You could be great, however, so keep practising. Also, this place sucks, so we kind of need it in general. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:28, 23 April 2011

Thanks! You can believe there will be more from me. Thanks again. --Tophat headless 19:48, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:20, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Your Moses image is great

Which is why I'm personally seeking your help (and Sonje's too just in case) for fulfilling my request at the dreadfully abandoned UN:PIC. I'm confident you would do a swell job, and the 'chop shouldn't be too hard. So if you feel up to it... thank you! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:54, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you! And yes, I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard. I'll see what I can do. Thanks again. --Tophat headless 14:29, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

I hate you, Magic man

Why is Dinosaur YOUR featured article? I hate you. I am like, soooo angry. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig HcsmFssmQmsmBevanz provided the images 19:56, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

It's not, the leader of imperial colonization gave me half credit. --Tophat headless 20:02, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
But Why is in love with you and everyone knows it. I know you didn't pay him for that 50 at the review for Why?:Why. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig HcsmFssmQmsmBevanz provided the images 20:17, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Actually, contrary to popular belief, I didn't. Anyway, I think he gave me half credit because no one was working on it until I started again. --Tophat headless 20:31, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
...I still hate you. Wanna be my friend? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig HcsmFssmQmsmBevanz provided the images 21:29, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
I thought you had a brother to play with. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:41, 28 April 2011

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