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edit Old(er) stuffs

Archive one - I come to the wonderful world of Uncyclopedia. Get yelled at alot (not really yelled but just told I was doing something wrong). Get some spam from spam man. And a dance from Dancing dude. I write some articles, revert some vandals, which gets me nomed for Uncyclopedian of the Month (I failed), and an honorary 2nd dance from Dancing dude. I start reviewing, writing requested articles, and getting the the UnSignpost. Halloween comes and goes, And I become 2nd in command for the grue army. I get thanked for voting on VFH, UGotM, and Uotm, judge the aristocrat's turkey day ball, join Imperial Colonization, and for some reason get a death threat from Poiz. Not necessarily in that order.

edit New(er) stuffs

  • Archive three ~ I get "eaten", a penis lollipop finds it's way to my mouth, talking in Japanese, I judge the happy monkey competition, vote whoring, I adopt a noob, a poem-off between me, Al, and Mimo, I make two banners for the happy monkey competition which never get put up, I send off the IC Silver Age, I move Dinosaur on my own, voting thanks, talking in greek, I get into potatochopping, I get another article featured, April Fool's Day comes and goes, I spill coffee on my modem, Dinosaur gets featured and I get half credit, I get a "Pantsless Ninjastar", Another n00b gets banned for being a vandal, then comes back, and I get nommed for PotM. A bunch of other stuff happens, but none of it is interesting.

edit You're an ass hole

You really are. --Magic Snow man 02:06, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Who is? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:14, 21 December 2010
Him --Magic Snow man 02:15, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
Can you prove it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:48, 21 December 2010
I have pictures if you want them. --Magic Snow man 02:58, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
Please. I don't think I can believe you otherwise. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:06, 21 December 2010
There proof:
Hello my name is Magic man (asshole)

--Magic Snow man 03:54, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

O_o 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:03, 21 December 2010
I know weird huh? And he always seemed like such a nice guy too... --Magic Snow man 04:07, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
Rather hairy, that asshole... odd. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:49, 21 December 2010
Just another reason to hate him. --Magic Snow man 18:06, December 21, 2010 (UTC)


BAHA. PENIS EVERYWHERE. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:36,21December,2010

I... Um... Wow... Thanks? --Magic Snow man 02:37, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
You should be honored, for you have experienced your very first Uncyclopedian rape. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 03:49,21December,2010
I am very honored. It's just... It was so... So... Quick... --Magic Snow man 03:54, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit M&M

Whoa! This must be the first time I edit your talk page. It feels so... so... bad. Anyway...

I was feeling bored so I made this template.
Merry Christmas!

Why not? --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 16:33, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, wow... Thanks. --Magic Snow man 18:03, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:50, 23 December 2010

edit Are you on!?!?

I'll be going to bed soon, And I need you to take my place against this annoying troll. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 02:05, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

To be fair, it probably wouldn't be doing that, or at least nearly so much, if you hadn't declared war on it. Folks will remain entertained so long as someone entertains them, otherwise they get bored after awhile. 'Tis the way of things. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:09, 25 December 2010
/me yawns --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 02:10, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
You like making more work for the administrators, eh? Lucky them. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:15, 25 December 2010
You just had to revert me... --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 02:16, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
Well, you do seem to like vandalism. Apologies; I'll stand out of this. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:18, 25 December 2010
Could you try to get an admin to end this foolishness? I've gotten all the flaming and stuff ut, and now he's just becoming an irritation. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 02:20, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
Roman Dog Bird is an admin, you know... aren't any on IRC, though. I already looked. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:23, 25 December 2010
Please tell him that I've gotten it all out and am ready for him to be banned. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 02:26, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
I'm here! What do you need? --Magic Snow man 02:30, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
Revert anything IP (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) does. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 02:36, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
You may also want to generally be paranoid of any IP starting with 92 if you aren't already... it does like to come back. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:37, 25 December 2010
Ok, I'll see what I can do. But you do know he's banned, right? --Magic Snow man 02:38, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
Problem with proxies, that. Tend to come back. Still, this one tends to come back mostly just when antagonised, so meh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:53, 25 December 2010
Well in that case, antagonise antagonise antagonise! See? I antagonised him. --Magic Snow man 02:55, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
Heh... but seriously, playing with the trolls is rather silly, at least when it makes a bigger mess. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:08, 25 December 2010
I know, I actually don't do it. And to tell you the truth, nothing against you Meganew, but I really hat it when people do. --Magic Snow man 03:11, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnReviews:Seven Kingdoms Conquest (2nd opinion)

I could see that you had committed to reviewing my article, but another user already did it. I'll still value your opinion, that's why I created this page just for you. Be in-depth please. --Scofield 10:21, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I'ma have a talk with him; that wasn't even an in-depth review, either. People, these days... don't even read the guides... although I should probably start reading them myself just so I can properly berate folks. Iffy, otherwise. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:16, 27 December 2010
Also, Magic man, a word - if you do book reviews, please don't up and vanish afterwards. I know I'm not a shining example, myself, but the 24-hour rule is there for a reason; if you can't do it, please leave a note, as otherwise it blocks things up in the queue.
If,however, you have died in the meantime and won't ever be returning, something of which we will probably never know, er... apologies for all the horrible things I have said, and stuff. But if you are still alive and reading this at somee point, uh, disregard that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:33, 28 December 2010
Ya, I knew there would be something about that on here... Anyway, I'm really sorry Scofield and Lyrithya, my computer broke. I'll do the 2nd opinion one soon... --Magic Snow man 19:39, December 28, 2010 (UTC)
Aw, crap... you are alive. *hastily puts things back on the shelves and makes a hasty exit* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:48, 28 December 2010

edit Yippie, whoo whoo

The goat article is on VFH, and a goat is actually standing guard over the votes. It's kind of scary. Your pee review helped alot in terms of picking up the weak spots and rubbing my face in them. If you wish to vlote yes, thanks, and if you vote no, thanks for the review, and if you don't vote, thanks for the review and for not voting no. Goats. Aleister 14:34 27 12

Yippie, whoo whoo! Thanks, you pumped new life into the page on VFH! All the goats will visit you and say "Blaaaaaa Blaaaaaaaa, snufff, sniffle, Bleet, Blaaaaaaaa" and you will remember it forever! Al-I'd love to get it featured just because of that one guy-eister 1:45 29 12 MMX
You're welcome. --Magic Snow man 01:48, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Random hug attack

*hug-tackles Magic man*

With huggles and muffins for all! And stuff. This is thanks, of a sort, for all them good things you've been doing, the improvement you've shown, the moustache you completely neglected to notice I'd drawn on you, the... er... nevermind. Anyways, keep it up, love. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:48, 29 December 2010

I... Um... Thanks? --Magic Snow man 02:27, December 30, 2010 (UTC)
^^ 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:08, 30 December 2010
O_o --Magic Snow man 18:27, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:40, 30 December 2010

edit Childrens picture book

Did you want to do with this what was done with UnBooks:Where do babies come from?. The basic layout of the book is the same - image then some accompanying text - and just requires a little tweaking. Upshot of it is that it brings it all down to one page, so minimizes reloading, but still keeps the same feel. And the hard work has been done in the book is written, and the code has already been done elsewhere. I would clean up that last image though - to clunky in movement.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 03:59, Dec 31 2010 UTC

Sorry to sound stupid, but I really didn't understand alot of what you were saying. Can you say that so I can understand it? --Magic Snow man 04:04, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Give me a few minutes.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 04:47, Dec 31 2010 UTC

Okay, as an example I have put together this with content from your pages 1 and 2.  Obviously there'd need to be a little more wiki magic done to this - book made slightly larger and the images scaled down to around 220px so that animation would work in this format, but it looks more like a kids book and saves the horrible reloading of pages constantly.  Of course we can have it that we're only looking at one page at a time but still have the tabs to turn from one page to the next.  Also, this needs some significant proofreading before it's featureable from my end, and a few other little tweaks to make it really fantastic.                                Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 05:12, Dec 31 2010 UTC
What Puppy said, on the proofreading and a couple of tweeks, which can be done while it's on VFH (I've voted yes knowing that some of the minor stuff will be polished). I wanted to say that I did not look at this page before it was nommed, so some of the similarities of a picture page with kids in this article, a collab with 90s Joe21, was coincidental (we have a guy pointing a gun at the camera too, and one of the pics even looks like your "hidden" ending. These went up before I read your book. Even the name "UnBooks:Arnold Walks in The City". . .--nah, just kidding). We were going to nom it, but I think it would have to wait until your page clears VFH, who knows how receptive the community is to picture stories. Nice work! Aleister 11:55 New Years Eve MMX
To Aleister: Thank you very much for all the praise of this article. And as for your article, can't wait to see it on VFH. I'll vote for it. To Puppy: Thank you for the help, but I don't think I want to do that book thing. Too close to your article. And to tell you the truth, when I wrote this I didn't have any articles in mind, it was just a cool idea I came up with. And as for getting it proofread, I'm having that done now. --Magic Snow man 04:48, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
I just got it proofread. --Magic Snow man 05:08, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
All good. Just an idea that I had and have put into practice in the past. I still think that it could be improved with a bit of layout tweaking, but then again, I'm a perfectionist.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Saturday, 05:19, Jan 1 2011 UTC

edit Here you go.

Bff World's Best Friend December 2010

Friendly award for a friend, I suppose. Congratulations. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:54, 1 January 2011

Yay! --Magic Snow man 04:48, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

MotM Magician of the month December 2010

Here you go again, Mr. Winner Fellow. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:41, 1 January 2011

Yayish! --Tophat headless 05:49, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Dance sign up page

I got it made here. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 14:58, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Um... Great... --Tophat headless 01:43, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Vote fur mah article!

Pweez? --Tophat headless 01:42, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Ahhhh! It only needs three more votes before it's at ten! Which is about when an article usally gets featured! So please please please please vote Symbol for vote For. on my article!!!!!! --Tophat headless 19:36, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

You whore. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 04:12, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

I know right? I'm such a whore I even whored myself for votes. --Tophat headless 04:27, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
Yes... you really did... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 04:50, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

Yes... I really did...
Thank you for that comment about me doing well at whoring. I wasn't shure if I was doing it right (seeing as it was my first time. Well actually no, that's not true, I whored Aleister once for a vote on VFS (it didn't work). So ya, second time whoring for votes). But evidently, I was. --Tophat headless 04:57, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
I can't say I approve of it, however. It's... begardly. Making it out like the only point of writing is to get features... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 05:41, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, I didn't see the extent of it before, but... don't you think you might really be overdoing it? o_O 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 05:49, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

I don't remember that sandwich, but what probably happened is that I ate it instead of voting for it, which would have then seemed after-the-fact. The concept of whoring, to me, is just to ask someone to read a page that's "up" for a feature vote. So many pages get nommed, and not everyone keeps up with them. If I were ever to whore I really don't want someone voting for a page without liking it, say, for example, HowTo:Go into the light, which is more call-girl quality than whore quality. A call-girl with heels that she keeps on, the whore. But seriously, a good whore just points out her stuff by dressing the part, and it's up to the buyer-beware to approve or pass on to the next fine lady. Aleister 11:27 3 1 '11
To Aleister: I understand. And don't worry, I always made shure to tell them to vote for it if they liked it. To Lyrithya: Yes I think I did. I didn't mean to though, I was only gonna whore untill it got ten votes, then I was gonna stop. But I didn't realize it had ten votes untill much later. So yes I do think I over did a little bit. --Tophat headless 15:10, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thank you

Thank you very much for your vlote at Writer of the Decade So Far. Very appreciated. There are so many good writers here, now and in the past (Have you ever read Hardwick's stuff!?), that it's nice to be even listed among the current crop. Thanks again. Aleister 11:30 3 1 '11

Your welcome. And I don't see why not, everything I've ever read by you I've liked. Which is more then I can say about most of the other writers here (I don't even like some of the stuff I've writen). --Tophat headless 15:13, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks! Have you read HowTo:Go into the light, hint hint nudge nudge. On your UnBooks, per Lyrithya, why don't you change the name to just "UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!" by cutting off the second section of the name, and see if you can win that vote back from our local stirrer-upper. And if you don't like some of the stuff you've written here, maybe go back and polish it. I've noticed that the more I write and read here, and then go back to read my older pages, better edits, links, and wording more-often-that-not emerge. Comes with the territory of continued writing I suppose. Thanks again for all the sketches of those naked girlfriends of yours. That one you say you like to call "Melinda" but "her real name is Julie" is particuarly intriquing. Aleister 13:55 4 1 '11
Well it's not really I don't like them... It's just they're not perfect (but with me they may never be). And about the name, I was thinking about renaming it "UnBooks:Penny hunt!" What do you think of that? --Tophat headless 15:31, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
Just came back on for a few minutes and saw your note. You've really been working on the page, and I look forward to reading it anew when it's completed. Nice. It's fun to polish a page until it shines (like a penny!). I like the "Let's take a walk in the city" name because it describes the action, it shows what's on the pages to come and sets the stage very well. The children's picture book part isn't really needed. I see you've been given a challenge on VFH, and have taken the challenge! Way to go. The page will be much better for advertisty. And have you noticed that 90s Kid21 nommed the Arnold page you reviewed and helped suggest pics for! Lots of activity going on at Uncy the past few days, a real post-New Year's hyper fix, which usually occurs everywhere after January 1. Interesting phenomena. Aleister 4:34 5 1 '11
Very Interesting... Anyway, I have been working hard on the page. It's hard work (siting at my computer, typing in code) but I'm also enjoying it. And by the way, I'll vote for the Arnold page on VFH. --Tophat headless 04:41, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
I won't interrupt anymore, except now! Hahahahheeheeheh ha ha. Hee.Ha. You were a part of that page as well as 90s Kid21 and myself, nice work. Eeek. Code. Until I wandered into this site I never really knew how to type in even the simplest of code, which is all I can do now but at least things emerge from it. Signing off for now, enjoy the coded music of the night. Aleister 4:58 5 1 '11
No wait! Come back! I need your help! I moved the first page, but now the rest of 'em won't fucking move! Can you move them for me? Move the second page to UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!/2 The third to UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!/3 And so on and so forth. Then the hidden on move to UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!: Hidden epilogue Thanks. --Tophat headless 05:09, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
It doesn't let users move more than a couple of things at a time - anti-vandalism measure, which is useful against certain vandals but also very annoying when trying to rename a pile of things. I moved a couple, but... yeah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 05:26, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

I made all the images 300px (except this one and this one which were much too big at 300px), I tryed to make the transitions much smoother, added two pages, a couple images, and moved the page to a shorter name. So let me ask you: Is the page better now? Will you go back to an Abstain or better yet a for? --Tophat headless 05:49, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
It did seem better, though in need of a proofreading... I'll give it a proper look-through when awake. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 07:14, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Ok, when I have time I'll get it proofread. And then you can give it "a proper look-through". --Tophat headless 17:02, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Actually, I was going to do that as I went, but the more look-throughs the better, really. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 17:21, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

OK, well after you're don proofreading it, I'll run it through an online proofreader. --Tophat headless 17:53, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
A... what? If that's what you've been using on your welcome messages, I'd advise against it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 18:19, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

A spell checker. And no I haven't been useing it on my welcome messages. --Tophat headless 18:34, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Your web browser doesn't have one? O_o 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 19:10, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

>.< I'm so confused... --Tophat headless 19:13, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Ok Lyrithya, will you change you vote now? --Tophat headless 20:22, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Maybe. It is rather improved from before, that's for sure. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 23:17, 5 January, 2011 (UTC) Oh, okay. Well I hope you decide to. --Tophat headless 01:40, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit Listings of users

Hello. I notice you've added some users to the list. A suggestion, at least how I've been doing it, is to only add people who've been around for a reasonsable amount of time and who have made a solid impact on the site. We could list hundreds of minor users from all the past years, someone who was here for two weeks and made 60 minor edits. I've found and not added many of those. Just an idea for future add-ins, the ones you've put in seem fine, of course. I'm talking about past users from 2005 to now whose names you may run across in various places. Aleister 3:33 6 1 '11

Okay, thanks. --Tophat headless 04:17, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:57, Jan 6 2011 UTC

edit Oh, right...

I forgot to mention - You, sir, are probably now some sort of member of PEEING. As in, those last two reviews were just fine, so you have the requisite and I moved you to the appropriate table and Chief can do all the stuff he does that actually looks pretty and official-like and that you lot probably care about. You may need to poke him, though. I dunno. I never actually joined PEEING; he approached me awhile back like he used to approach all the decent-looking reviewers who had managed five in-depth ones (back when there were any, anyway. I think you're the first in two months to qualify), but I refused.

Then he abducted me against my will. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:43, 8 January 2011

Actually Chief said I have to do one more then I'm in. So... Ya... --Tophat headless 22:02, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
That was probably before the last one had been checked... the tables sat you have five. Pretty sure that's the requirement... isn't it? Ah, hells, I don't even know. I mentioned I'm not actually a part of any of this, right? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:18, 8 January 2011
Ya but he said some of them wern't in depth. --Tophat headless 22:25, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, you've done 8 reviews, five in-depth, three not. YOU'RE BLOODY WELL IN, DAMMIT! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:27, 8 January 2011
Er... sorry. That... um... really sorry about that... *backs away* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:29, 8 January 2011
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO BLOODY MEAN DAMMIT! --Tophat headless 03:41, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
I'm really sorry about that. I didn't mean it, really.
But seriously, you have enough - see here. It probably just wasn't updated at the time, or something; sometimes it takes awhile. Welcome to a wonderful realm in which people actually expect you to do well, or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:35, 8 January 2011
Oh no you didn't think I was being serious did you? Gosh! So many misunderstandings! --Tophat headless 03:41, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
Oh and by the way, I guess you're right. Um... So... Ya... Now I'm a PEEING member. Yay! --Tophat headless 03:50, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
If you had been serious, that probably would have meant I was being serious, too... er... that's a scary thought. And, er... yes. Yes, you are. I have no comprehension whatsoever why this would please you, but I'm glad it does... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:00, 9 January 2011

edit poem

I like your poem :) You could definately work on the meter a bit if you care about it, but I had a few friends read it (non uncyclopedia people) and its the only time they ever really laughed. --Shabidoo 13:53, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

Poem? What poem? I'm the only one who should make poems here. --~ Myg Myg2 13:58, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
To Mimo&Maxus: This poem. To Shabidoo: Well I'm glad that your non-uncyclopedian friends enjoyed my poem. And I agree, I think I could work on it some more. I've just been too lazy latley. Maybe soon... Anyway, thanks. --Tophat headless 19:59, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
I'm sorry Lyrithya but I just couldn't resist this last bit of whoring. So anyway Shabidoo, If you liked that poem, you might like this. And if you like it, you can vote for it here. But don't vote for it unless you really like it. --Tophat headless 00:03, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
No, that's reasonable and part of a conversation... nargle... you're like a robot sometimes... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:19, 10 January 2011
That might be on account that I am a robot. Must annihilate Lyrithya... --Tophat headless 01:02, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit the grue army

actually how many members are in the army? it seems as if it should be called the grue militia...the finger that flames 00:19, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

There are thirteen active members (although Happytimes seems to be AWOL). And three allies. You, me, and Fudgemobile are the only ones who actually request plusses though. There used to be about eighty of us. But users kept dropping out, and dying going AWOL. So now it's down to thirteen (but bore like twelve). --Tophat headless 00:32, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

You should put an ad in the paper, tell them how they get to see the world and more brown people to rape than you can shake a stick at...oh, thats the u.s. army, well just tell them that we have party cake, and that we are NOT lying... the finger that flames 14:41, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

Our team leader already wrote one. And it was already in the unsignpost. I wrote one too, we'll try to ge that on in the unsignpost in a month or two. --Tophat headless 19:01, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Dino

Thanks for strangling, slowly stangling I hope, the quotes on Dinosaur. Quotes seldom add to a page, and even then one or two are enough. You've done good work on dino, yay! I liked the Hitchcock thing myself, but maybe too esoteric for some readers (although "The Birds" is a classic movie, a sexual-tension film, not everyone knows it). Dino is looking very good. Aleister 18:44 11 1 '11

Well, when I feel like it I'll actually do something. Ya know, something that actually requires work. But anyway, thank you for saying thank you... --Tophat headless 18:50, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
I thought you'd done a bunch on it. It seems to be almost ready for a final, unifying edit sweep. Puppy might want to do that, or I could, one of us had some reigns on Colonization at one time, then both of us did. Now, maybe Happytimes will return. What happened to him, do you know? Does anyone? Aleister few minutes later
Happytimes was a banana, right? So maybe someone ate her... --Tophat headless 18:55, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Bandwagonning, are we?

Luuuurg. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:26, 12 January 2011

Exactly! --Tophat headless 15:21, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnNews:I sneezed

  1. Who cares?
  2. Where's the joke?

Sincerely, Spıke Ѧ 04:01 12-Jan-11

See my two comments on VFD --Tophat headless 15:20, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
As far as I can tell, you didn't actually answer either, unless you reckon... mon, making things up is not inherently funny, you know. Haven't you read LotR? Author guy drones on and on about made-up stuff, and believe you me, it ain't that funny.
I'll be blunt - as I see it, your article really isn't suited to UnNews, or Uncyclopedia in general, the notion of which, at least, you should understand, considering you say in the section below that you added an ICU based on whether or not the article seemed to fit. I could give you an in-depth review explaining precisely why, but since it wouldn't be of any use whatsoever to the article itself, I'll hold off and leave it to someone perhaps a little less involved in this whole nonsense.
But your piece throws out conventions, conventions of news, of fluency, of satire, for a nonsensical ramble about a sneeze and whatever supposedly pops into the narrator's mind, reading more like a blog, or a series of Twitter posts, than anything. Uncyclopedia is not a blog... made-up or no. Things generally need to have a little more connection to something to be funny, for it is the connection to reality that usually does elicit laughs, not the absence.
On the other hand, that is generally precisely what Illogicopedia does - throws out conventions, often reads like Twitter, doesn't necessarily have any connection to reality, nor even try to be funny. A lot of it does wind up so, but it is not the overall intent. What I am saying is that this piece would be perfect there. It would fit in right dandy among the other Illoginews - with titles such as 'Bats are eating my legs', 'I'm trying to write an IllogiNews article, not really succeeding', 'This article exists', and 'Where does chocolate go? Find out by reading this crappy article!' you might get the impression that they are a random lot, and you would be right, but they also do not pretend to be any normal sort of news, just as yours does not. Perhaps you could take it and others like it there, in the future? Could save a fair amount of confusion, especially when mimicking the notions of other questionable articles... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:10, 12 January 2011
I'm sorry but I just don't see what's wrong with it be about how I sneezed. As kip the dip said, the theme this happend to me today has been done on UnNews before, so why not now? --Tophat headless 17:22, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
Theme is one thing. Not having a joke is entirely another matter, but it all adds up to it would work on ?pedia. I thought I would put forth the alternative and try to save us all some drama in the future. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:34, 12 January 2011
I will refrain from right ing articles like that here anymore. But I'm not going to try to get this one removed. I will however try to make it better. --Tophat headless 17:39, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you for that, then, if I even take your meaning. 'Right ing'? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:49, 12 January 2011

"To try to get this one removed"? If you wish to submit it to Illogicopedia, it will be effortless to get this one removed. If you wish to try to improve it, go wild; you've gotten a free review from several people, on various talk pages and on VFD. Spıke Ѧ 17:56 12-Jan-11

I don't know. Maybe I will submit it to Illogicopedia. But I know I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get it kept here. And yes, right ing. Because I'm a right er. --Tophat headless 01:26, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit ICU tag

i dont know who is soley responsible for the placing of the tag but in the suggestions it tells me to make it longer, wich is completely understandbale but also there were several bullet points about funny, laughter and comedy is subjective i dont know if you did not find it funny and decided to tag me but one person may think im a complete retard and another may think its the funniest thing ever, Dane Cook is a prime example of that. so how do i make it go away? i will make it longer and i will make funnies but i think the bullet points about funny for everyone is a little unjust, it makes it seem as though if the great moderators and admins of the site do not approve of what i posted then it gets deleted and therefore takes it out of the realm of posting something for people to laugh at and just posting stuff to make the mods happy. anyway thanks for reading this far into my rant..reply if you want. i would also like to know what you yourself think i could do to make my article better, what you think could be added? im on a government computer at work right now so my access to pics and alot of shit is limited at best, i cant even see any pictures on this site for some reason. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tj-nagasaki (talk • contribs)

Allow me to jump in here. While you're right in saying that humour is subjective, we do try to meet certain standards as outlined at HTBFANJS. I saw the article before Magic man added the ICU and would have done the same (only I went to make a cup of tea and forgot). It's not a matter of whether or not Magic man found it funny, more that it doesn't quite fit in with Uncyclopedia. Have a read of HTBFANJS, then think about what you could do to the article to improve it - believe me, we don't like deleting stuff and would love to see your article develop into something special. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:17, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

thank you, that helps me greatly i was thinking it was simply a matter of "big brother dosent like this so make it cease to exist" ill try harder. enjoy your tea when you make it again. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tj-nagasaki (talk • contribs)

Plenty of water in the kettle - fancy a cup? By the way - if you add ~~~~ at the end of your comments, it'll automatically add your name, the time and the date. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:32, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
I'd like a cup please. Anyway, Tj-nagasaki, RabbiTechno is right, it's not a matter of whether or not I like it, but whether or not it fit's in here. As for the bullet points, I didn't write those. Those are pre-set. I just specified which pre-set message to put there. The only thing I personally wrote was the thing about how you needed to make it longer. As for how to make it better, I've actually never even heard of "Three Days Grace" before. But I think you could probably have a section about how their music has goten better over time. Maybe even have some fake (or real) names of their albums. Not shure what to do with pictures though. Like I said, I'm not an authority on this subject. But you do need some. Anyway, good luck. And I look forward to reading the article after it's done.
U shud probly brshh up on ur gramor & speeling. I'm not verry goood at gramor & speeling myslef. Butt U shudnt try to B like me. --Tophat headless 16:54, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:46, 13 January 2011

edit Don't do that, please

Yeah, some people really don't need to be greeted. Obvious sockpuppets who have been vandalizing this place for months are those people. Later. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:47, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. Sorry. --Tophat headless 05:48, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit 0_o

Where did you take this picture.... So I can avoid going there? It's creepier than Giygas xD. - Another n00b 18:21, January 13, 2011 (UTC) Creepy thread

Glad to know I ruined your day! Anyway, I took it in the deepest darkest forests of evil land. --Tophat headless 19:03, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

What where you doing taking pictures in my garden? - Another n00b 17:05, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Stalking you... --Tophat headless 20:15, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit Cookie

I told you that I would give you a cookie. I was hungry so I took a bite but I can assure you it's very tasty.


Enjoy! --~ Myg Myg2 13:16, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you. --Tophat headless 15:31, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
Wait a minute, I think I left my gum on the biscuit. --~ Myg Myg2 15:54, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
EWWW! You are a poopie head! --Tophat headless 19:38, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
Double dipper! Where's my painting, you promised me a painting! Cookie looks good. Aleister 19:42 14 1 '11
Who you talking to? I didn't. But I'll make you one tomorrow. --~ Myg Myg2 19:45, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
I made one!
Aleister &amp; Magic man

See? You're "In chains"! Get it? Oh! And I'm giving you a cookie. --Tophat headless 20:11, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Beat this mr. Magician

Aleister &amp; Mimo

We have a guitar too. --~ Myg Myg2 20:13, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, I'd rather not start a flame war. --Tophat headless 20:16, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
Because you are going to lose, right? --~ Myg Myg2 20:17, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
No, because we'll both get banned. --Tophat headless 20:18, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
Both of them are great! Thank you. I owe you both poems. The guitar and the sun look like cookies too. I should go get a cookie. Ummmmmmm, guitar cookie. Aleister 20:18 14 1 '11
Tell Magic man that tomorrow I'll win him. No excuses. Bye. --~ Myg Myg2 20:21, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
How would this be/lead to a flame war? Looks like a perfectly legitimate artistic show-down to me... rather questionable one, but then again... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:27, 14 January 2011
Hmm... Well... I see yor point... Maybe tomorrow then... --Tophat headless 20:30, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
Tomorrow what? --~ Myg Myg2 08:10, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
I ment maybe have the show-down today. --Tophat headless 21:38, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
I don't want to win you. You'll feel sad and I don't want this to happen. Poor Magic man. --~ Myg Myg2 21:42, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Actually, I wouldn't feel sad. --Tophat headless 21:44, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Okay then. What about tomorrow, after lunch? --~ Myg Myg2 21:45, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
What time is lunch? --Tophat headless 21:47, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
er... give me a help. --~ Myg Myg2 21:48, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
How? --Tophat headless 21:50, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
er...COME HERE BUDDY. --~ Myg Myg2 21:51, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
WHAT?!? --Tophat headless 21:53, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
What's so strange? --~ Myg Myg2 21:55, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
You just randomly yelled "COME HERE BUDDY". Why? --Tophat headless 21:57, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Because you're my buddy. Right? --~ Myg Myg2 21:58, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Ya... But... Why do I need to come there? --Tophat headless 21:59, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Cause I wanted to have some "buddy" talkin... anyway I'm going to sleep. --~ Myg Myg2 22:01, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Is it night where you live? It's not here where I live... --Tophat headless 22:02, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Now It's morning. --~ Myg Myg2 07:21, January 16, 2011 (UTC)


You and me. --~ Myg Myg2 08:19, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
Ok, I'll play. But we should probably QVFD all the images made for the throw-down. After we're done of corse. Anyway, this is you and me picking flowers:
Picking flowers
--Tophat headless 16:28, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
I look gorgeous. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:05, February 8, 2011 (UTC)
Er... Okay... --Tophat headless 22:39, February 8, 2011 (UTC)


You&#039;re Doing It Wrong

I'm only going to cover for you once a night. Spıke Ѧ 02:46 17-Jan-11

PS--But thanks for your vote! Spıke Ѧ 02:50 17-Jan-11
God, I can't balieve I forgot. Sorry

You're welcome. --Tophat headless 03:25, January 17, 2011 (UTC)



I must reward you in some manor... I will get you a gift soon. -- 22:44, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Lol apparently i logged out while typing this out. It was me :P --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 23:04, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Tophat headless 01:42, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
What about me? I'm not Picasso? --~ Myg Myg2 19:36, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
No, you're Vango. --Tophat headless 19:38, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Vango? Who's him? New artist? --~ Myg Myg2 19:39, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
You don't know who Vango is?!? --Tophat headless 19:44, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Do you mean Van Gogh? --~ Myg Myg2 19:51, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Yes... I'm an idiot. --Tophat headless 19:57, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Don't worry. Some people make years to understand that. --~ Myg Myg2 20:10, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
I'm still an idiot. --Tophat headless 20:13, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Knowing yourself is a virtue. --~ Myg Myg2 20:16, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, but being an idiot isn't --Tophat headless 20:34, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Van Gohn... Is that some kind of messed up porno or something? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 23:00, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
No. He's an artist. --Tophat headless 23:19, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:14, 20 January 2011

GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT TO TRY TO DELIVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a fucking idiot. --Tophat headless 14:42, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit On the subject of "saying my article is better..."

I am going to say SORRY and that I put that in as an afterthought, never thinking that you would read it cause there really was no real reason for you to want to. Also I did not copy you on the subject of the article and only found yours after creating mine. (Really honestly and truly, hand on my heart blah blah blah etcetera etcetera etcetera...(I don't make a habit of lying to people))

P.S-obviously from your article, you have good taste.

from gargoyle13

That's ok. You should however, as a general rule, not do things like that.


I actually didn't write the other one. But I like it. --Tophat headless 22:52, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit me again

Hi there (again) I would like to enquire about becoming an Ally of the Grue Army. I don't want to become a full soldier-y person because I don't think I would be able to hack it.

So, if you wouldn't mind giving me a hand on becoming an Ally of the Grue Army then I would say thank you very much.

Also, if you reply to this one as well, I would then owe you two favours.


Ya you can join. I'll add your name to the list of allies. All you have to do is help us (the grue army) when there is a whole bunch of vandals, or if there is some other emergency like that. But if you would like, I could add your name to the reserves. They basically just do the same thing. Except you would get called into action with smaller emergencys. And you would actually be joining. Anyway, I'll add your name you the allies list. But if you want to join the reserves just tell me, and I'll switch your name over. --Tophat headless 23:40, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit I want...

A painting. Please? --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 15:43, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

What about my paintings? You don't want my paintings? That's it. You're my enemy now. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:46, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
No! Two painting are good! You can give me one too! --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 15:54, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
Ya Mimo. We can both give him one. --Tophat headless 15:55, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hello

I hope you don't mind me playing with your sneeze article. I saw it was at -3 on the rickety scale and was about to be taken off of VFH. It likely won't pass, but maybe it laster a few more minutes. Please revert any and all. I didn't mean to step on any of the concepts you may have, but I wasn't sure if you did anything after the pee review and so worked on some of the points Lyrth mentioned (made the mother more loving, the pic caption, etc.). Thanks. Aleister 16:21 22-1-'11

No! I don't mind at all! Thank you. --Tophat headless 16:39, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
Hi. Sorry for being such an arse. Not sorry enough to remove it, however, for which I plead crankiness, or something. You should probably smack me or something, now... if you want to, anyway. Blargle... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:37, 22 January 2011
Sure! Smack! Crackle! Pop! And Smack again! OK, one more Crackle! Heeheeheeheeheeheeheee Thanks Magic man. I've got a couple of more small ideas for the page, will see what I can do. Here's a lifeline, if I'm not back in 10 minutes pull me back up. And Lyrithya probably knows exactly what I'm doing, procrastinating from writing that Poo lit page. Heeheeeheeheehee Aleister 21:16 22-1-'11
Yay! Procrastination!
*Smacks Lyrithya and runs off laughing* --Tophat headless 21:42, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
The new picture throws off the continuity of mistakenly covering your mouth while you actually had to sneeze. The other pic and the caption it ended up with was funny in that Tom was reenacting the sneeze but didn't bring his sleeve to his mouth. So I would say one or the other, and if the new one is kept you have to change lots of the page to acheive continuity. The new one is just gross, and the guy has a grey beard. He looks 43 more than 23, so you can make it that he's . . .oh, never mind, I wash my hands of the thing. Wash wash wash. There, clean, missed a spot, wash wash, there. Aleister 22:11 22-1-'11
I guess you're right. I just liked the caption... So... Simple... --Tophat headless 22:14, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
Simple, ah yes. And when I edited I kept that caption but added to it the points that Lyrithya (who has been well smacked I see) made in the pee review, and thus gave the news story more depth, as well as giving best friend Tom more depth (he didn't want to get his sleeve dirty when he reenacted it, and just ended up sneezing, so the story advances after the initial telling because this tells the reader that somewhere along the line you set up a reenactment, which is funny in itself.). Layering of jokes within jokes, if done right, seem to work, but if done wrong fall apart like the Hindenburg. Much of what we think of as comedy is unsaid, so much so in fact that maybe half the art, as in guitar playing, is what you don't play. I seem to be lecturing, so smack me too please. Thanks. Aleister 22:20 22-1-'11
Ok! *Smacks Aleister* Is that good? --Tophat headless 22:23, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
OW! You smack harder than my mother, but she only has one side (she lost her left side in a fight with an armidillo, of all things. Total embarassment.) Aleister 22:29 22-1-'11
Does that mean she's split down the middle? --Tophat headless 22:34, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
Last time I looked she was split somewhere, mom and I have a thing about that but she asked me never to tell anyone. Hey, I'm reallllllyyyyy getting tired of not having a feature page, could you give Kitten Cookbook a read and see if it's feature worthy? This isn't whoring, because whores have pimps and accountants, and all I have is mom yelling at me to get back into her room. Ah jeez. Aleister 00:54 24-1-'11
Yeah, I'll give it a look through. --Tophat headless 01:04, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
Woo woo! Thanks for the vote, well, the weak vote. Serious thing, thanks for the push to take out a pop-up (there was one I wasn't really happy about, the kitten in the green thing). The 6 fingers one was gross and interesting enough, I thought, for readers who haven't seen it. Check out the front page, Todd Palin, and scan over the "embarrassing" thing. Hahahahhee heh? The page does end abruptly, but that seemed to fit on this one. The copycat crime thing. But yes, thanks, and more kittens will grow up to be cats because of you. Aleister 2:17 24-1-'11
Ha! A pop-up on the front page! That's a first! Anyway, I swear I hadn't read this comment before I posted that other one... --Tophat headless 02:25, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Oh, bad coding...

You could try using this: User:Lyrithya/personal appeal/notice/template thing - it's a template for making banners that I was working on and then gave up on and wandered off in the middle, and it's horribly coded, but it might be in a functional enough state to use... might. Probably isn't, but yours is doing weird things, so I thought I'd throw the idea out there. I dunno. Actually, from the other banner things, the only things you need to keep are the container for the positioning and the little x thing... your x was in a strange place. Still, better than I've done. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:24, 25 January 2011

Thank you. I'll see what I can do. --Tophat headless 03:27, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
Also, what PotR said. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:39, 25 January 2011

edit Cookie

Here, have a cookie, for being nice. I know, I know... my generosity is amazing... --Mr.Soot Gremlin Soot Gremlin-Talk 03:36, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

Newcookie Mr. Soot Gremlin has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thank you! I'll share with you. --Tophat headless 03:37, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Cookies and thanks

My cookies be your cookies. Thanks for the push on Kitten Cookbook. Because of your weak vote, and spirited defense at Romartus' comments, I've added on a completly new section at the end, then added in some of Romartus' ideas, and out of the blue Zana came in and added a recipie at the end. The page seems OK to me now, how does it look to ya? And I saw you stopped Roman Dog Bird before he painted again, a lifesaver. Aleister 3:54 26-1-'11

Ha! Yes Roman Dog Bird needed to be stopped! Anyway, I'll give it a look through then I'll tell you what I think here. --Tophat headless 03:55, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, much better. I'll change my vote to a regular for. --Tophat headless 21:19, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:43, 27 January 2011

edit Considering what just almost happened...

Should I ever get banned(temporarily or permanently), you are to become head of the Grue Army until I get back. Understand? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:02, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, I understand. --Tophat headless 21:19, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit Is this any good?

I made an article in Userspace called School Vandalism. I was thinking of moving it to the Main space, as an intentionally poor article. Similar to Worst Article Ever, except based off of Real vandalism.

I don't know if this should be kept in Userspace or allowed to see the light of day, and I need someone else's opinion on it if this would be considered acceptable, even as a Vandalism article. - Another n00b 21:26, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

To tell you the truth, I kinda like it, but I don't think it will be kept if you mainspace it. But I must say, good coding! --Tophat headless 14:19, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for your opinion. :-D - Another n00b 10:38, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

You're wecome. :-DD --Tophat headless 14:19, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit Comment

Walk in the city, I am crossing my fingers. Aleister 2:23 29-1-'11

Well, at ten it's iffy. If we (I say "we", but I guess I should say "I") get eleven maybe. I really can't say. This VFH nom has really been a rollercoster ride. First it was at eleven without any against votes, then it went down to seven with all the against votes, now back up to ten. I really don't know what to think. --Tophat headless 02:42, January 29, 2011 (UTC)
Only time will UnReveal the final flow of the page. If it stays at 10 you probably have it featured, but it's still on the razor's edge until it actually goes onto the que. Until then, go into the streets and riot or something. Ducks on sleds. Aleister 2:49 29-1-'11
This is gonna sound weird, but this conversation we're having reminds me about how I was talking about this series of continuity errors involving a flower in the movie ET. Not shure why though... --Tophat headless 02:55, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

Yay!! Aleister 18:39 29-1-'11

PARTY!! --Tophat headless 23:11, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! made it into queue!

Thanks for voting, And writing the article itsel...


--Tophat headless 00:01, January 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit Barnstars

I know Coronium said on VFD that he laughed at that one joke, but I don't think he'll laugh louder if we tell it twice. I wanted to move the whole section to a new article on FAQ, as it's all about FAQs and not at all about Barnstars, but we already have such an article, and it's all over the map: Some of this same thing, some prose, and finally some serious FAQs about Uncyclopedia. Spıke Ѧ 01:52 31-Jan-11

Hmmm... Okay. --Tophat headless 01:58, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

edit Magic

Thanks for the Magic award! I will treasure it, and only use it to bake really good things on. It's one of the nice things here, and so new that it crinkles in the package. Thanks again! And I put some corny thank you things on my user page. Aleister 4:39 2-1-'11

Hey, you're welcome. You earned it. --Tophat headless 18:34, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Whoops, that was me. I must've logged out. --Tophat headless 18:38, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Master of disguise

Yeah, a hell of a lot better. Good work, you magical man. --Black Flamingo 22:21, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. --Tophat headless 02:52, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:36, 3 February 2011

edit Grammar Police

Thanks for cleaning up the dumb parts of this article, including the shouting at the end. I've now rewritten the intro and done a section on Lynne Truss along the lines of my comments on VFD. I don't think Internals is terribly funny, but it does have a humor concept: mistaking the police to a computer programming language. I have no idea what to do at all with the History. You might want to take a hack at it. When it concerns history and we are all stuck, there is always Romartus. Spıke Ѧ 01:36 4-Feb-11

Well... If you check the history, you'll see that I actually added the yelling, when I was still a noob. Don't know what I was thinking, but I took it out. So... Ya... I'll see what I can do. --Tophat headless 01:52, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

And you took out a red-link. I didn't have a problem with that--it said that the grammar school was really obscure--but okay. Do more. I did not check the history, but if you are taking out stuff you were putting in a few months ago, that means you're--learning! Awesome. Spıke Ѧ 02:52 4-Feb-11

Hooray for knowledge! --Tophat headless 13:58, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

And as I see all the culprits have a watch on this page--What do y'all think about Section 2, now titled "Internal affairs"? It has a comedy plan, but basically only that one joke, and is a misfit with the rest of this article. Spıke Ѧ 23:33 8-Feb-11

edit Lol

ΧΑ! Μπορώ να μιλήσω ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΟ ΠΟΛΥ? Man, your english hurts my ears. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:07, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

Τι; Τα αγγλικά μου είναι κακό; Αυτό είναι είδηση για μένα, βλέποντας καθώς είναι η πρώτη γλώσσα μου ... --Tophat headless 03:19, February 10, 2011 (UTC)
You just said: What? My english is bad? That's a new for me, seeing while it's my first language. -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 17:27, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Er... I thought I said "What? My English is bad? This is news to me, seeing as it is my first language". So... Yeah... --Tophat headless 17:33, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Did you do it with Google Translate? -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 17:38, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Yup. --Tophat headless 17:43, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
To be fair, your english could be a little better. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:44, 12 February 2011
To be fair, shut up. --Tophat headless 17:46, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
To be fair, τα ελληνικά σας είναι σαν τα μούτρα σας. Χάλια. -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 17:47, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Heh heh heh... --Tophat headless 17:50, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Do you know what did I just say? -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 17:51, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
According to Google Translate, "the Greek you are like your face. Rubbish."... --Tophat headless 17:54, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
I said that your greek is like your face. Awful(That's how we call awful in greek. Sometimes.) -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 18:03, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah... I should stop using Google Translate, huh? --Tophat headless 18:06, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
yep. -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 18:10, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
*Sigh* --Tophat headless 18:12, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:27, 10 February 2011

edit Answering your message

Hey Magic Man, you sent me a message about deleting How to Fool a Robot. It was my own article I'd just made up but it didn't go in the HowTo namespace, so I recreated it and zapped the old one. Sorry, I'm just learning how to use this Wiki, is there a better way to do that?

~ User Oldwes
Oh... I thought it was deleted by an admin for being bad or something. I didn't know it was your own wishes. Either way, there actually is a better way to do that. Up at the top there's a tab that says "move", click that. Then put in the new title, and click "rename page". Unless you're trying to move something to the UnNews namespace, then you should do what you did. --Tophat headless 00:42, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, Magic ~ Oldwes

Any time.
Hey, I just got an idea! I could adopt you through the Uncyclopedia Adopt-A-Noob program. Think about it and tell me what you think. --Tophat headless 02:39, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit What?

Why is everything on this page so fucking red!? Jackofspades (talk) 00:30, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I've never really thought about it. I guess because it's always been my favorite color. By the way, you're the Jack of Spades, I'm a magician, WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH! --Tophat headless 00:49, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Holy Crap! We should do tricks! Am I your card? Jackofspades (talk) 00:51, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Ha! We could be like Pen & Teller, Siegfried & Roy, Bill & Tim! Well... Er... If you know who they are... --Tophat headless 00:54, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
As long as I don't have to be in your hat. Jackofspades (talk) 00:58, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
No, that's where the bunny goes. I wouldn't put you in there with the bunny. He eats playing cards. --Tophat headless 01:01, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
D: Jackofspades (talk) 01:03, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
But don't worry, he won't eat you! Well, he might... But hopefully not... Er... Yeah... --Tophat headless 01:25, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Dick. Hey dick i'm talking to you. I said DICK I'M TALKING TO YOU

STOP BEING A DICK, YOU DICK-SMELL SOCK OF VIRGINITY! -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 16:56, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

DICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICK -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 19:05, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
You may want to reconsider who's the dick, mate. Seeing as you are the one yelling. --Tophat headless 19:08, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
but... dick? I... I mean dicks, right? No? -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 19:09, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Er... What? --Tophat headless 16:48, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Your sig is outrageous etc

MM, your sig image is so outrageously out of line I can't ignore it as hard as I'm trying to. It's breaking lines and it's just..err....big. Make it smaller please. Note to all other visitors of this page who tend to have outrageously big sigs, Imma gonna visit you soon too. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:02, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Ah yes. I figured someone would complain about this eventually. I'll fix it. --Tophat headless 19:09, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Is 16px okay? I know it says 12, but most others have theirs at 16, and I don't think it breaks the line of text at 16. So you be the judge. --Tophat headless 19:16, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
I'll pretend that you didn't ask it so I don't need to answer O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 21:19, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
12px tall is the limit. If 16px wide winds up at 12px tall... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:23, 15 February 2011
You see, this is what we like to call EXTREME STUPIDITY. Anyway, I don't think it's higher then 12px. --Tophat headless 02:02, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
Eh, annoying is annoying. Anyway, that one's wider than it is tall, so it looks about fine. It's when people have really tall ones and holy crap it helps if I put my spellchecker back in english. Wait, what was I saying? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:21, 16 February 2011
Er... Okay? *Backs away slowly* --Tophat headless 02:26, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
See, this is why Mordillo has these conversations... he's less... er... you know. *gestures vaguely* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:40, 16 February 2011

edit A message to everyone


Something about Justin Bieber? And if it's to everyone why is it on Magic man's talk page? Jackofspades (talk) 21:50, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

It's a secret. It's a fact about fishes and kittens. - 21:54, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

It says "Justin Bieber is a homosexual, he raped a kitten to use a vulgar penis fish. Datifakka". Odd... That you put this on my talk page. It really shows what the future of Uncyclopedia will look like. Scary isn't it? --Tophat headless 02:06, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:15, 17 February 2011


Att:Dear Sir/Madam,


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Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

This is not a scam!

To file for your claim, please contact our paying officer:
Contact Person:Dr Perry More (Lottery Director)

Whoa! What did I do? --Tophat headless 15:17, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey everyone!

I'm about to go somewhere, and I won't be back till Monday. Er... I guess I should say I won't be on till Monday. So don't expect me to do anything till then. --Tophat headless 16:46, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Whatever. Who's up for a party? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:47, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
PARTY!! --Tophat headless 03:27, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hearts

I love you too! *Sniff* Let's get married in a lighthouse or somesuch.--Holy shit it's Neopowell 17:09, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes! --Tophat headless 03:28, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Sigs

How do you get your sig to blend in with the background? I just noticed that mine doesn't after posting here, which led to a sleepless night and some self-flagellation, followed by guilt foods and now a diet. I noticed the pic you use has a kind of a blue/white chessboard in the background, but I can't reproduce it. Please teach me the ways of the force blue/white chessboard before I become diabetic. ~ Humbuck Talk 18:37, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

You need to save it with a transparent background - which means creating it without a colour background, and using a format that supports it... as in, not jpeg. Vector is best, but that'd require making it from scratch, probably... and png works just was well in practice. gif can work, too, but tends to be less optimal... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:50, 20 February 2011
Er... Yeah, what she said. Anyway, I'm sorry I never answered. I would've, but I was gone. But yes, when there is a "blue/white chessboard" that means the background is transparent. Yours has a colored background, the color of white, that is. --Tophat headless 03:33, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Did you know?

Cat voices

The preceding unsigned comment was added by Another n00b (talk • contribs)


--Tophat headless 01:05, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Lollipop

What flavour would you like? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:12, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Penis. I want a penis flavored lollipop. --Tophat headless 22:14, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
Nope. You don't get one. Too bad. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:41, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
Why not?!? --Tophat headless 22:42, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
Because you attempted to start a flamewar. Only if you say sorry. But if I catch you trying to start a flamewar again, then you're banned from the shop. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:45, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
When did I try to start a flamewar? --Tophat headless 22:47, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
Well, it was actually Iwillkillyou333, but it's the taunting of the name "Lollipop". --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:09, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
I never taunted your name. I just laughed. And how do you even know it was at you? --Tophat headless 00:47, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit Was Uncyclopedia hacked?

I clicked on "Recent Changes" and "Village Dump" and this weird thing came up, see for yourself. I think Uncyc might be hacked. Hope not. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:55, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

I'm getting it too and not being allowed to edit, weird code coming up. I was worried it was just my computer, so I guess not but some edits are getting thru. Aleister 2:58
Okay, now it works...but you never know what can pop up next...scary in a way. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 03:02, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
It goes off and on on recent changes, and I get it as I type this right now. It won't let me edit my talk page, and if this gets thru please pass the data on if you can still edit. Al
I told Chief about it. He hasn't answered yet, but it's going on and off as I type, the code goes on the bottom left. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 03:06, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Oh thank god! I'm not the only person who suffers from this problem since the last few days. I though I had caught a virus from Encyclopedia Dramatica! Those god-damm EDiots! - Another n00b 16:16, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Oh yeah, that was happening to me too. Especially when I clicked the "History" tab. Anyway, hope someone fixes it. Cheers! --Tophat headless 18:10, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
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