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Newer stuffs

  • Archive three ~ I get "eaten", a penis lollipop finds it's way to my mouth, talking in Japanese, I judge the happy monkey competition, vote whoring, I adopt a noob, a poem-off between me, Al, and Mimo, I make two banners for the happy monkey competition which never get put up, I send off the IC Silver Age, I move Dinosaur on my own, voting thanks, talking in greek, I get into potatochopping, I get another article featured, April Fool's Day comes and goes, I spill coffee on my modem, Dinosaur gets featured and I get half credit, I get a "Pantsless Ninjastar", Another n00b gets banned for being a vandal, then comes back, and I get nommed for PotM. A bunch of other stuff happens, but none of it is interesting.



Useless stuff I'll never read

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For future reference

Your time in pee review is appreciated, but you shouldn't put a zero on anything but the image section, and even then you can only put it when there are no images. Also, you could've gone a little further and indepth with the review. Thank you for your time--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 16:07, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Pre Post Apocalypse Thanks


We’re not sure to get featured, but you’re sure to be cool! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:47, Jun 30


Pay attention. When a day has a header, don't add another one. Secondly, don't add anything that is over a week old to it. Thirdly, don't sign anything on there. Read the rules and deletion policy before adding anything again. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:34, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

You, personally, averted the Apocalypse


Post Apocalypse made it in to cue, thanks to you. Now there is no chance it will happen.

Much thanks--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:41, Jul 15

The article about being scared

Now in your userspace. Sorry if this is a bit overdue. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:38, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Your Sig

Your signature needs a link to your userpage, while yours is just your username. Just saying. --Some Idiot Image002 00:14, August 14, 2010 (UTC)


While I appreciate your efforts in trying to help out, please remember that archiving QVFD is for poopsmiths and admins only. Please don't archive QVFD pages again. Thanks. Saberwolf116 03:43, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Re: Thank God I Finally Found You!

wow so much better dude, I'm not sure if you meant to keep the Getty images watermark on but for me I saw it as a joke on how little crediblity the e-mail has. Am I right? --Dr. Fenwick 03:43, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Your Sig (again, but different than last time)

The picture in it is too big.

  1. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
  2. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
  3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
  4. Tophat headless

  1. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!

See how it messed with formatting? Make it smaller, lest the interweb's tubes become clogged with it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:23, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

Hello, Wizard, you have done it!


You have actually won some Spam! Congrats, Magic Man! I suppose you could of just conjured some up yourself (with all that 'magic' and stuff) but I've give it to you anyway! Enjoy! - Spamsig.jpg

Votes on VFD

You should put your vote last in the section, because the top position indicates who brought the page to VFD. Wouldn't be as important except that your signature has no timestamp and we can't tell you weren't first, that is, nominator. Thanks. Spıke Ѧ 00:15 17-Sep-10

Your sig, third time is the charm

Your sig breaks the rules yet again, this time it's longer than 55 characters. Can you do us all a favor and read UN:SIG? Also, shorten it so it's 55 characters or less. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:39, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Is this ok?

Tophat headless Please say yes, or else I might shoot my self. And then you'll be a murder (indirectly). It's under 55 characters, its shorter than the X's (I checked), it's 12px, it has a link to my userpage, and it clearly identify's me and my username. I'm going to use this in hopes it will be ok. Tophat headless

Yep that seems fine now. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:24, September 19, 2010 (UTC)

Good job! You got a dance!

Yep yep yep! You got a dance! and here it is:


I know you'll love it! Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

Well I do love it! Tophat headless

Middle Finger Terminology

For the record, it's flipping someone off, not "flicking" them off. Just saying. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:33, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, cool. I changed it. Oh i feel so ashamed... Tophat headless

Welcoming users

Hya, when you welcome users you want to subset the message (so, dropping the whole code on the page) like that: {{subst:user:magic man/welcome}}. The reason being that if someone messes with your templates, that will show up in every every page you placed the template on. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:43, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

Man.. I'm always doing something wrong! I feel like an out-law. Tophat headless

It's not really wrong it's more like "it's better". But hey, if you want to be the outlaw, who am I to stop you? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:40, October 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hey! Don't talk to me that way! I'm an out law you know! I might kill your family for talking to me that way! Tophat headless

I saw Elvis.

On this talk page --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 22:47, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

I never thought I'd say this on Uncyclopedia...

But your categorising has totally cluttered up the recent changes thing. Could you not mark them as minor edits when you a massive pile of such things? Please? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 18:00 (UTC)

Ok... --Tophat headless 18:10, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

Er, I mean do mark them, since categorising is a minor thing... damn, I hate english sometimes. >.< ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 18:08 (UTC)

I know me to. --Tophat headless 18:10, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

Heh... anyhoo, thanks. *hugs ye and runs off* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 18:11 (UTC)

Hey!! Wait! I'll call you... --Tophat headless 18:14, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

Nice Work!

At reverting this jerk, talk to you after an admin finally shows up to ban him. They should have made you an admin for a day, you would have caught the guy early, now he's on like a hundred pages or more. Again, nice work. Aleister 2:13 12 10

thanks!--Tophat headless 02:13, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

You're quicker than me, by the time I get there you've got him. I actually have to sign off, can't help it. Whenever an admin shows up he can be banned, but this points out a huge hole in the system, so this jerk is doing us a favor in some ways. You've done extremely good work here. Aleister 2:43 12 10
glad to know it. now back to work. --Tophat headless 02:44, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

You want me blocked, why don't report me?
Some one already did.--Tophat headless 02:45, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

OH THANK GOD!!! Modusoperandi baned finally! Thank you so much Modusoperandi! And to you Aleister: sorry about those short responses, but I had to get back to work reverting the edits of He/she was soooooooooooooooo anoying! But as my part of my duty (ha I said duty) to the grue army I had to keep going and reverting the edits.


It bugged the shit out of me that no one was talking in orange (now red). But it would've taken too long to fix it. --Tophat headless 03:04, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Yeoman work against the vandal

Aleister and Magic Man, your work this evening tailing the all-caps-and-vertical-bars vandal and undoing his changes is one of the unsung jobs that keeps this site humming. So I am singing. And he is banned for two weeks, thanks to Modusoperandi. Spıke Ѧ 03:17 12-Oct-10
Well let's just hope at the end of that two weeks he/she doesn't come back.


Thanks for thanking us. That vandal needed to be put behind bars.... vertical orange bars that is =). --Tophat headless 03:21, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Go HERE and vote for him then. Gen. Fudgem0bile Eats yo wimmin. 03:57, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

You get a ninjastar

Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:47, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Yay! --Tophat headless 03:50, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

If you break it out of its blister-pak, it's a real ninjastar. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:07, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
Wow cool! Oh hey, glad to see you gave Aleister a ninjastar to, he did alot aswell.
(Huzzahas! all around!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Oct 2010 ~ 05:40 (UTC))


Thank you so very much Fudgemobile, for nominating me to be Uncyclopedian of the Month. Any way, I'm getting off the interweb for tonight. BYE! --Tophat headless 04:14, October 12, 2010 (UTC) Hey dude that was pretty cool. Infact... that deserves an honorary 2nd dance! Here it is:

Banana boob shake

Keep up the good work. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 04:23, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hi hi, I'm back, I have a new IP, but don't worry, I won't vandalize again, yesterday I were bored and in wikipedia you are reverted in seconds. Anyway, what we learned about yesterday? That is too easy to vandalize here, BTW I vote for you at the user of the month, I don't know if I can but who cares. 04:46, October 13, 2010 (UTC)


Hey man/woman, why not create an account? Your a pretty good wiki editor. But if you do create an account, tell me what your username is. I think this could become a good friendship. --Tophat headless 01:04, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

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Hi. If you have a few minutes could you go to this forum and tell me what you see when you log on. Is there a huge contest ad on the left, a large moving gif ad at the top of the page, etc. Thanks. Aleister 15:50 16 10

Ok shure. --Tophat headless 03:55, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

Vote for my poem...

...Here: Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnPoetia:Poems that don't rhyme --Tophat headless 01:20, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

The "Jab" on UotM

Don't take the comment from "HELPME" personally, especially as it was in the section not on your nomination but on mine. The comment does not diss your tireless work against the vandal that evening, only says that longevity is a criterion too. Note on that page that (1) I was only nominated because someone was "bemused that apparently this guy hasn't gotten this yet" and that (2) no one has gotten it twice. So soon, someone will say the same thing about you. I'm not saying, "Wait your turn." I'm saying, "Don't take stuff personally." PS--"HELPME" is young, but he is not adversarial. Spıke Ѧ 01:05 19-Oct-10

No I wasn't taking it personally. I was just telling him that just because he votes for one person on UotM, doesn't mean he needs to give a reson that the other(s) shouldn't become UotM. --Tophat headless 01:19, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

::Good point. You may really be a magic man. Aleister 2:02 19 10 Any voter considering the case for a nominee considers whether it beats the case for the other nominees. Stating that one case beats another is not a jab at the other; so yes, I do think you took it personally. Last month for the Foolitzer, we saw actual Symbol against vote Against votes, though they came from the fellow's co-conspirators. Spıke Ѧ 02:04 19-Oct-10

Look, I don't want to get in to an argument. Any anger (at him) I had is gone. And I mean you don't need to give the reson. Anyway I'm just saying he could have done without saying that.


Ya know Aleister it's funny you would say that. Because (no joke) I'm a magician. That's my job in real life. And when I say "real life" I mean when I'm not on Uncyclopedia. --Magic man is happy it's halloween! Cartoon-pumpkin Time for orange Blood oranges, & black Aljolson 02:14, October 19, 2010 (UTC)


HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!! --Magic man is happy it's halloween! Cartoon-pumpkin Time for orange Blood oranges, & black Aljolson 03:32, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Oy. I got words for you.

Namely, thanks for cleaning up after that nit after I started getting too lazy to bother. You do good works, mon. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 02:02 (UTC)

Cool thanks. Now back to work for me! --Tophat headless 02:04, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, let's leave his conversation on my talk page. I don't mind it. Thanks. Aleister 2:10 11 11
Ok I will. --Tophat headless 02:11, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
An IP cant give you a ninjastarfish? -- 03:15, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
No. No, you most certainly cannot. Magicman, why are you humouring it? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 03:17 (UTC)
There, POOF gone! --Tophat headless 03:18, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
Why not humor me? Its not like i'll leave if im not humored-- 03:19, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
you sure you dont want it magic? must be the only ninjastar awarded by a trolll for an anti-troll -- 03:21, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
No I dont think I do. But will you please stop? --Tophat headless 03:22, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
Ok then. I'll stop. Goodbye -- 03:24, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
It's always there, in the history, so the ninjastar lives on under the waves in the electronic lake of Magic's talk page. Aleister 3:24 11 11
If you really are gonna stop then thanks. And can you get the other "troll" to stop to? --Tophat headless 03:27, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
Well I guess thier done. I gotta go. If they come back good luck. --Tophat headless 03:35, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again!


I saw you signed up for Magnum Squadron at the Grue Army Base. Just post some notes on my talk page of how you think we could improve the group. Right now you are second-in-command of the Grue Army(A spot formerly filled by the on-and-off TKF}. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 18:38, November 11, 2010 (UTC)


Go ahead and do what you need to do. I completely agree with all of your current suggestions. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 16:56, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

A bit off...

I modified the ranks. You are now a Sergeant. The rank was formerly Private. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 18:16, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Ok thanks. --Tophat headless 20:35, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
Hello Sarge, thanks for the Judging template for the Turkey thing. I like it! Only one other person has given me a template before. I'll put it on my "Stuff" page after the contest. I'll take bribes, what about you? Nice ones too. Aleister 9:32 14 11
Might want to update the template to say "...In Nov 2010 competition" or something along these lines. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:42, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
To Aleister: I'm glad you like it! And yes, I love bribes! And good ones at that.... To Mordillo: Ok sounds good. I'll change it. --Tophat headless 14:13, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

An idea...

To build our ranks up once again, I need you to do something for me. Make up a list of 20 users you think would be good for the Grue Army, and post it on my talk page. I'll whittle the list down to ten and give the remaining ones invites. With luck, we should double our active ranks. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 14:16, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

AHA! Sounds great! I'll have that list ready soon. --Tophat headless 14:21, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
Excellent. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 18:59, November 14, 2010 (UTC)


WHY DOES NOTHING EVER FUCKING HAPPEN AT ONE TWENTEY SIX IN THE MORING AROUND HERE?!? God-damn, I'm going to bed.... --Tophat headless 06:28, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

*points and laughs* 06:47, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Send invites to these people...

  1. Ask THEDUDEMAN if he wants to renew his membership. His apparent inactivity is why I removed him. If he agrees, then I'll add him again.
    Lyrithya. He's an excellent user and could be a vital addition to our group.
    Luvvy. We could use a girl, and an excellent user of one at that.
    SPIKE. If what you say is true, we could boost anti-crap abilities by around 50%.
    HELPME. A decent user in the way of anti-vandal work.
    The Woodburninator. He's an excellent user, both for QVFDing and reverting.
    PuppyOnTheRadio. Good and useful user.
    Sycamore, simply because his poopsmith work would really drive him up the ranks.
    Black flamingo11. His contributions are excellent.

I'll give you the last one later. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:46, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Ok I will. Thanks. --Tophat headless 00:35, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
The remaining 2(as THEDUEMAN would be returning) are JebusCryst and Rcmurphy. if you want, you have my authorization to send invites to the others I didn't choose. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 01:47, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
Ok I'll send them invites. I'm not shure whether I'll invite any others you didn't choose, but I might, we'll have to see.... --Tophat headless 01:51, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Read All About It!

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 14:21, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Formatting, pee review, and the 18 basic flavours of pie

Hi. I'm here to complain about your paragraphing. But first, you should know that I'm selling these fine 18-flavoured pies. They are very nice pies, you know. Very, very nice pies, of the sort of quality you would not normally expect to see, in fact. Interested? Also, the review you did recently was quite the improvement over the previous one. It had one rather annoying quality, however, but aside from that was fairly decent. This vanilla pie, on the other hand, actually tastes kind of weird, you know? I mean, I'm completely overdoing this analogy and the pie has nothing to do with anything, but I'm actually not nearly as good at writing walls of text as I ought to be, so I had resorting to pie. But now I give up, because I just do not have the words to sustain it.

Anyway, my point is, you've done much better this time with your review. Well done. Still could expand more, and it would help to actually make suggestions as to how to fix stuff besides just what needs the fixing, but that should come with practice. Do keep reviewing - you are already doing well and have much potential.

There lies an issue, however, with your formatting and organisation. I'm no saint at not rambling myself, but could you just please, please, for the love of all things shiny, please break up your main points and their elaborations into separate paragraphs instead of having a giant wall of text, in the future? It will probably make everyone involved a whole lot happier.

Also, mustard pie just seems wrong. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 02:36 (UTC)

I'll take that pie, that pie, and that pie. Oh and thank you! I will do that. --Tophat headless 02:41, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
On behalf of all things shiny, I thank you for your consideration. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 02:59 (UTC)
Ohh! Shiny! --Tophat headless 03:01, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

Diary of a wimpy kid on VFD

You check the age of an article by clicking on the history tab at the top. Which you should do anyway, because one of the rules for nominating to VFD is to go back in the history and see if the things you object to are a result of vandalism, and if there was a better version at some point in the past. Spıke Ѧ 01:40 23-Nov-10

Thank you very much. Actually I did check the history, I guess I must've missed it. --Tophat headless 14:22, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

I need to talk to you...

on IRC. go to this page and type in a username, the channel (#gruearmy), and the captcha. We need to discuss some Grue Army matters outside of plain sight.

And no, you haven't done anything wrong. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 21:31, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Um how do you use IRC? --Tophat headless 02:34, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
I think I explained it above. Click on the link and type in your username in the top box that says "nickname", the channel "#gruearmy" in the box below that, then type the answer to the captcha and click connect. It's pretty easy. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 15:01, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
Ya but how do you talk to people on it? Like after you sign in what do you do? --Tophat headless 15:20, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
Here's what we'll do. You get on it, and I'll explain it to you there. Is that okay? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 15:43, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
Ok let's get on now. --Tophat headless 15:44, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
Actually the link seems to be broken. --Tophat headless 15:49, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
That's weird... It seems to be working. You just click it and do what I said to do above. High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 15:52, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
Ok it's working now. Let's get on. --Tophat headless 16:01, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

Your items have been processed.


1 Glock 81 in .38 Special


1 Glock 81 in 9mm Parabellum


1 Flaregun

Thank you for your purchases. High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 17:53, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

No, thank you! --Tophat headless 17:59, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
Reason being? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 18:46, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
The reason that I thanked you? No reason. --Tophat headless 18:50, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.

~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 00:59 (UTC)

The Great Bunny War

As Aleister notes, this is a wiki and you don't have to ask permission (I didn't!) before jumping in. But what you should do is use moderation before synchronizing on VFD. It's not a free-wheeling discussion forum, like the Forum. Last Christmas, we had real drama flare up on VFD, regarding an author defending his article; that, and large animated GIFs, have resulted in bans.

As you are messaging Aleister rather than all voters, a better place to coordinate strategy is on User talk:Aleister in Chains, where the bottom section is already about this article, or of course on Talk:The Great Bunny War. Aleister, who is watching the article, is automatically watching the article's talk page. Cheers. Spıke Ѧ 16:29 25-Nov-10

Ok, sorry. --Tophat headless 18:16, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
No harm done! (As, no one banned you!) Spıke Ѧ 18:17 25-Nov-10
Sigh! more protocol: No one deletes stuff from VFD. It may be embarrassing, but a Poopsmith has to close this out (and remove {{VFD}} from the article). Part of the general rule that you can strike through your words but you cannot unsay them. Again, no harm done. Spıke Ѧ 20:21 25-Nov-10

Hello, Bunny fan! I've shifted some of your edits, and want to explain. The tea party thing just didn't seem to fit, imnho, and bumped right into the lead which creates the storyline of a page (the first line should, I think, always sum up so much of the page that it's like a summary, like in a news story). Collab's, like the Colonization, will have several people thinking as one at some points and giving their own special talent at others. It's like a dance in a way, but with everyone leading at one time or another, thus building upon their fellow memebers. To delete pics and shift storylines drastically takes the page by surprise, which isn't bad in some cases but expect to get notes like this about them, esp. if users are really interested in the page (this one, I'm meh on, but, for example, on the Colonization it's best to claim a section and then work that one section to perfection.) Long note, so will stop right h Aleister 2:51 26 11


Before you revert, dear. Among other things, just check if they actually need doing - just like there's no point adding already banned stuff to ban patrol, little point reverting something that is not vandalism, or that is the opposite, say, a spambox reset. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 20:28 (UTC)

*Sigh* I think I'm gonna stop doing things for a while. Or at least untill I grow a brain... *Mummbles, runs hand through hair, & wanders off* --Tophat headless 20:32, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
Eh, don't stop, necessarily. Just be careful, please. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 21:58 (UTC)
No, at this point, I think he's got to go ask for temporary Admin power, and then ban himself for ten minutes. (Insert emoticon here.) Spıke Ѧ 22:36 25-Nov-10
Eh? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 22:43 (UTC)
Lol wut? --Tophat headless 00:50, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
"Insert emoticon here" means "I'm not serious." He really doesn't have to ban himself. Spıke Ѧ 01:22 26-Nov-10
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! --Tophat headless 01:26, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Glad you'll be able to get some sleep tonight Spıke Ѧ 01:29 26-Nov-10
Ya I know, I was just waiting by the computer, hair out, waiting to find out. --Tophat headless 01:31, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, so that means I shouldn't get someone to ban him, after all? Dang... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101126 - 01:50 (UTC)
No please don't. --Tophat headless 01:56, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Since I wouldn't have any actual reason, they wouldn't oblige anyway... at least, I sure hope they wouldn't... o_O ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101126 - 01:59 (UTC)
No, that would be bad. --Tophat headless 02:00, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Quite. Although knowing some of them... *shakes head bemusedly* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101126 - 02:07 (UTC)

Wait, you don't mean... --Tophat headless 02:08, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
I don't mean a thing.
However, I do have something else to say to you - a couple of things when welcoming people:
  • Could you please use edit summaries? It just... looks better when you say something like 'welcome' or some such instead of the AES created page with... {{codey stuff}} etc. .
  • You really should use a timestamp so people know when you welcomed the thing, and let's face it: as a person welcoming, you should set a good example, and stuff.
  • You need to subst the {{BASEPAGENAME}} and {{PAGENAME}}s or it, 1, looks very templatey and less friendly when editing later, and 2, breaks some of the links. See how the {{welcome}} does it for a good example.
  • It also looks like you are simply copying your welcome template in - if indeed you are, why do you not {{subst:your template}}? That's how the {{welcome}} is used, and might simplify things... and if you aren't, nevermind.
  • This is less of an issue, but your choice of font colours is a little light - making it darker would make the message easier to read for some folks, you know?
  • Also, apparently you smell bad. Or something. I dunno. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 05:24 (UTC)
Ok thanks. --Tophat headless 19:55, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Another thing - the paste the article name into the search and hitting 'go' bit, if the article does not exist, it defaults to search, anyway. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 22:25 (UTC)

Not if you put User:<insert name here>/ before the article name. Try it. --Tophat headless 22:31, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

I did; that's what I'm basing this on. Perhaps our settings are different, then... hmm. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 22:36 (UTC)
Perhaps... Or maybe you're an imposter! --Tophat headless 22:38, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Don't make me make another sockpuppet just to see what the default is... I'm starting to get tired of Zombiebaron calling me 'sock a noob'. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 22:45 (UTC)
Ok I won't. Not... --Tophat headless 22:48, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Edit summaries!

Have you actually looked at what your welcoming looks like on recent changes? Please, please please, for the love of all things shiny, put something in the edit summary. Even a '.' would be enough; that's what Sycamore does, after all, and it works just fine... see, it prevents the pastedness from showing up in the automatic summary. Agh. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 00:18 (UTC)

Oh my god! Fuck me! I'm so so so so so so so so sorry! I forgot! Please forgive me! Please? *Sobs* --Tophat headless 00:26, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
Love, you do realise you're welcoming people, right? This is more about them than it is us... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 00:53 (UTC)
Um.. Ya... --Tophat headless 00:55, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
I was wondering after a couple of yours... anyhow, thank you for your subsequent consideration. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 01:15 (UTC)
You're very welcome. --Tophat headless 02:00, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
If only you could maintain the standard... anyway, nicely done, welcoming a Sock alock alock... careful, mon. Careful. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 02:49 (UTC)
I noticed that too. But I checked his/her contributions, and nothing was out of the ordinary. So I said "what the heck?". --Tophat headless 03:34, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
Could have checked ban patrol, too, not that that's a thing that one would generally think of. Meh. Good that you're paying attention, at any rate. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 03:40 (UTC)
... --Tophat headless 18:28, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
What? You could have. I probably wouldn't have, either, but... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 18:31 (UTC)
o_O --Tophat headless 18:33, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
*huggles Magic man* You're adorable. You know that, right? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 18:46 (UTC)
*Beams* --Tophat headless 18:46, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

Carmen on VFD

Further to my vote to keep Carmen: Keep in mind that there are many different types of humor actively pursued on Uncyclopedia. An article that, unfortunately, declared that it was factual (though it wasn't), and read as though it were factual, was using that as its basis in humor. Compare the Authorized Biography of "P.D.Q. Bach" (supposedly Johann Sebastian's forgotten younger brother). This paperback reads like a scholarly paper, unless you really pay attention, in which case everything is crap and much of it is puns. This is also the basis behind a lot of stories on UnNews: It looks so real that you don't know you're reading a gag until it finally hits you. So take a second look at what the author is doing before you conclude that he isn't doing anything! Cheers. Spıke Ѧ 17:11 30-Nov-10

I understand this, but... I still think this article is crap. --Tophat headless 17:24, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Okay. Spıke Ѧ 17:29 30-Nov-10

Oh, and yes I was kidding about it being factual. --Tophat headless 17:30, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
A few things. A great article which pretended to be factual is here, one of my top three favorites on Uncy before and after edits added. Secondily, a whore for a reading of my VFH nom, which has sat at 8 votes for over a week and is given sad-doggy eyes at the other noms. Just a reading, if you haven't seen it. If you have, please ignore this message. Or ignore it anyway. Thirdly, are you still working your Magic on The Great Bunny War? After a break from it for a few days I'm tempted to add stuff, but not immediately. Thanks, Aleister 19:34 30 11

You're allowed to be wrong; but you ought not kid on VFD--such as say someone else's work is "too factual," if you don't believe it, by way of proposing to delete his work. Separately, on Evil Pizza, when I wrote "Scary, isn't it." that's a quote from a caption in the article. Spıke Ѧ 19:40 30-Nov-10

Wow! I don't know how I never saw those last two messages. I'm sorry Aleister. --Magic Snow man 04:38, December 15, 2010 (UTC)


You booked a review two days ago, said you'd have it done in one. If you're not planning to do it, you should probably give mention and cancel the booking. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 18:26 (UTC)

I thought I still had time. I'll get right to it. Sorry. --Tophat headless 20:25, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
I also have no idea what I'm talking about, nor any idea what day it is... I am so sorry about that; you're fine. At least, I think you are. Just don't leave it for, say, a week or something. Although the thing does say something about doing them in 24 hours... er... did I mention I have no idea what I'm talking about? I'll just leave. Now. Yes. *sidles out* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 23:11 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?

--Tophat headless 05:37, December 2, 2010 (UTC)


I just relized I may or may not be able to get on tomorow or the next day. And if I can it won't be for too long. And seing as I'm a judge for TATDB, that's bad. But don't worry anyone! I will judge, maybe just a little bit late. Sorry. --Tophat headless 01:18, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Do me a favor...

Ask these four users if they want to join the Grue Army. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 03:15, December 5, 2010 (UTC)

Ok I will. --Tophat headless 01:12, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
We is growing, "Viva La Resistance" Gen. Fudgem0bile Eats yo wimmin. 01:17, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
Yay! Party at my place! --Tophat headless 04:20, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

A review

So, as you may or may not have noticed, I reviewed your UnBook... I should apologise, however. Excuses fail me, but I really could not figure out what to say about the book, and discussing it on IRC perhaps made matters worse (that was how Zombiebaron got more involved than just the bit on IR), so when it came to actually writing the thing... eh. Sorry about the disorder of review, and the confrontational manner in which I wrote parts... perhaps I should leave the ones that have me at a loss to others in the future. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:23, 8 December, 2010

Oh, thanks. I didn't notice. I'll read it now. --Tophat headless 02:43, December 9, 2010 (UTC)


Greepers to your holiday fun. I've come to whore a reading of the page that's just about to climb over the ledge at VFD, "Never on Sunday". As I whore this page which a For voter has literally prayed over, the joy of reading it may act as a Christmas gift to you and yours (please share it with all your family members, maybe by printing it out and sending it to them in a Christmas letter)! Thanks, and only act on it if you really do like it or detest it with all of your being and soul! What's the newest with you? I've been watching your work with the grue army as you repel the vandals and then give the people who are giving Uncy a bad time a bad time. You are doing the work of ten men. Iz true! Aleister 2:58 9 12

I will read the article. But I'm shure it will great (seing as you wrote it). And by the way, I really don't mind whoring of my talk page. I actually find it kinda fun. In fact Heres what I say: Any one who wants to whore a talk page, whore mine. I've never been banned for whoring a talk page. Have you? Dancing dude was once. But it wasn't really whoring, it was dancing. And I thought he shouldn't have been banned. Actually you know what we should do? We should start a petition on BHOP to get dancing dude back dancing again. Any way, Thanks! What's new with me? Hmm... Well after I'm done rewriting Unquotable:Quotes in AAAAA!, UnPoetia:Poems that don't rhyme, and UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! A childrens picture book, I'm gonna start making This article will NOT scare you in any way. I promise! into a real article. So um... Ya. --Tophat headless 03:25, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks! By reading the article you will have major psychological trauma, and then you can use the angst created to hang out with emo girls who, feeling lonely, will give you some verrrryyyyy good memories. What happened to Dancing Dude? I haven't heard of the ban, was it for adding his dances to pages? His dances are great, and he, you, and M&M have brought some great gifs, dancing and otherwise, to the site. I must log off soon, but will read all of those pages you linked soon. And how long is Dancing Dude banned for? Aleister 3:30 9 12
He was banned for a day. That was last month. And yes it was for adding his dances to pages. That's why he hasn't been doing them lately. Because when Zombiebaron banned him he said he couldn't do them any more. Anyway, when I start that petition on BHOP I'll send it to you on your talk page. Then I might whore it a little... --Tophat headless 03:39, December 9, 2010 (UTC)


Thank you for voting for me for Useless Gobshite last month. Or was that the month before? I can't remember. Either way, though, it really means a lot, so again. Thank you. Have a line of madness, specially chosen for you, as a little keepsake:

Everything speaks to the imagination in the most brutal manner.

And now I'll spam up your talkpage with a hideously long signature in definite violation of UN:SIG. 'Cause I'm nice like that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 04:11, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

You're very welcome! By the way, That sig is really redundant. So how does that whole annoying=long thing work? --Tophat headless 04:14, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
In the case of that sig, it makes it really long and redundant. These signatures are templates, see. Can do all the crazy stuff as with any other templates; I have this one set to take an {{{annoying}}} parameter that if set to 'long' makes the template do something slightly different from the default. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:28, 9 December, 2010
Um... Ok. --Tophat headless 05:09, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

But her long sig is full of quotes and things! I'm glad you liked Never on Sunday, thanks! I like it too. The thing about Dancing Dudes gif's are that some people think of them as spam. I like gifs, and it seems you like them too, yet they do break some computers and kick them out of the site, so logging back-in takes time. Maybe Dude can stick to writing a couple of dance related articles, and can fill them up with the gifs, or work gifs into already dance-laden pages. I didn't see the big deal in what's wrong with sharing one dance per user talk page, but that's me, as I don't see the big deal in many big deal things and see a big deal in many things others don't even think about. Thanks again, and rule three!!! Aleister 13:54 9 12

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:07, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Instead of doing something productive...

I have come to demonstrate what a terrible mistake you made voting for me for UotM last month. Really, I do not understand what you possibly could have been thinking, but what is done is done, and now I suppose I should be gracious and attempt to thank you, or something. As I do not know how to be gracious, however, I will instead give you another carefully chosen line of Madness, for you to keep as your very own:

Solve the princess, save the mystery.

UotM needs more love this month, of course, but as I am indeed here to be a terribly useless lump, instead of imploring you to vote for a rather wonderful fellow who should have gotten it last month, I'll just end now and sign this with a signature that has, indeed, been confirmed to be... er, against policy, or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 21:57, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)


Puppy implied that I could drag you kicking and screaming into colonization. Once there, please be polite and edit with the caution reserved for when you catch the Homecoming Queen alone in a dark alley. Treat her with dignity, and lend her your coat afterwards to replace the torn dress. So, edit well and with the tools of the bards. Congrats! I'll go see if I can find that template again and put your name on there. Aleister 00:32 11 12

Ok, thanks. But what's Is this LOB, CPT, COM, RAD, iPAD, BAD thing? And how do I get a score? Tell me and I'll add my name to the big board. Again, thanks. --Magic Snow man 00:40, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
Oops! Never mind! --Magic Snow man 00:43, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
(edited conflicted) I have no freakin' idea what those letters mean. And I don't know the scoring system. And your name is already added, it's a template that only a few people can edit. OK, besides that, Yay!, you're finally on. Please read all the rules and guidelines and stuff, so that when we ban you and throw you out of Colonization, you will know why! All the remaining Colonizers are coming together for a party in your honor RIGHT NOW, and we are sure having fun. Wish you were here! Congrats again. Aleister 00:45 11 12
Wow thanks, a party all for me? I'm soo happy... --Magic Snow man 00:48, December 11, 2010 (UTC)


trying to get messages with threats? die! /blasts magic man with a shred beam --Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 12:59, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

What? Why? --Magic Snow man 21:43, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Pee Review of Unquotable:Quotes in AAAAA!

If you don't like the information disclosed by a Pee Review, you are allowed to ask for another one. You ought not simply erase the reviewer's comments.

Separately, I agree with your reviewer (Orian57). Most of the humor in your article comes from the original article. Moreover, having an Uncyclopedia article about an Uncyclopedia article has to be very good to avoid the impression that it is not just Uncyclopedia taking itself too seriously. Spıke Ѧ 21:40 13-Dec-10

Pee review

Hi Magic man, just a quick word; if you are unhappy with a review please do not simply delete another users work. However much the review helps you, someone has put time and effort in to try and help you out and we have a system for recognising that. If you are unhappy with a review resubmit and put "2nd opinion" in brackets after the article title. I hope this is clear. Thanks. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 21:49, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

No, like I said, I'm sorry. I acted unfairly. --Magic Snow man 22:41, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:24, 16 December 2010

Magic Man!!

I could hug you but then I'd be gay and would have to join the marching band!!!! I just saw your review of the locking horns with a goat thing, and I love that you liked the page so much. Thank you, and thanks for the unexpected review. And your comments helped, so I'll get right to the page and see if the things can be fixed. You found some mistakes or lack of things in there which need to be cleared up. It's like Christmas, although a week early, and no Santa but you instead. Thanks! Aleister 21:28 19 12

Wow... Um... Thank you for saying thank you. That was very um... Enthusiastic? Anyway, ya, I really liked it. Oh and hey, if you do put it up on VFH, tell me so I can vote for it.


Hugging me wouldn't make you gay, it would be a man hug. Or I guess if you shortened that down it would be "Mug" get it? Man hug makes mug. So I guess if you man huged me you could say you were mugging me.


Also, if you were gay you whouldn't necessarily have to join the marching band. You could become an actor or a singer. --Magic Snow man 21:52, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

It was just surprising, not expecting a review, just going to Pee to see when I put it up there, and finding a review by somebody who liked the page and was so helpful too. I added in words to both the section on finding "the place" and on the combat MINUTE itself. If you have a minute please have a look. Man hugs are fine, I've often had man hugs without the sex, which makes it gooey. Except for Joey the Homo, who won't hug anyone unless he's screwin' 'em. As for VFH, Z3R0 HOUR unexpectedly put up my Uncyclopedia is almost full, which if it is to get a feature should do so before Rupert Murdoch dies off (like Captain Beefheart, and Bob Feller), so I already have one up there. But Goats could be next for sure, I like the page too. Thanks again!! Aleister 22:18 19 12
And now you voted for almost full with nice comments (yes, that talk page guy was funny. Probably lots of people will think it's real). So instead of thanking you I must now begin to pay you, and wash your dog and all. Man hug. Aleister 1:09 19 12
*Man hugs back* You're welcome. I thought Uncyclopedia is almost full was one of the funniest articles I've ever read. Anyway, again Did you ever lock horns with a goat? Was amazing too. --Magic Snow man 01:39, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

I think...

I was going to say something to you. About reviews. Something about being more in-depth, even if you really do like the articles... at least, I think that was it. Er... hi? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:09, 20 December 2010

Oh, ok... Sorry --Magic Snow man 22:40, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
*offers a large pie* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:51, 21 December 2010
*Takes large pie* Thanks, I needed that. --Magic Snow man 01:55, December 21, 2010 (UTC)


I just dropped by to thank you for the very positive piss I found on my burger this morning. A couple notes:

  • I ™ed all of the restaurant titles per your suggestion.
  • The sexual links were more for the individual words or phrases than the full sentences. For example, "thick and juicy" can be common sexual innuendo, while the word "tug" is often referred to for masturbation (tugging one out).
  • The last section was mainly done to get in those phrases and stuff. I didn't plan on making it so short, and I will try to expand it more.
  • Love the two-for-one joke. I had actually thought about that originally, and I just forgot about it.
  • I can imagine many people not liking it, probably because they're offended by abortions and cannibalism. The losers.
  • My penis is especially large.

So, anyway, thank you. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 20:56,20December,2010

Oh, you're welcome. Oh, and by the way, I knew about those sexual innuendos (I'm not ten), they just seemed random... Either way, it doesn't matter. Again you're welcome. --Magic Snow man 22:40, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
I'm ten! *waves energetically* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:56, 20 December 2010
Well I'm not. I'm ten and a half! --Magic Snow man 23:12, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

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