User talk:MR9000Ns

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No Jean Shorts.


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edit Welcome!

Sexy girls
I'm sure you will like it here!

Hello, MR9000Ns, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:

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-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:15, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Is there a joke I'm missing here?

???--Sycamore (Talk) 21:57, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Now you mention it, this all looks somewhat familiar in some way... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:22, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
I see no jokes. Can't for the life of me figure why you wanted me banned, but I forgive you. An easily enough made mistake. Let's go out for some Bailey's later, Yes? Mr9000 Icons-flag-us Terminator800WhoreMrn.png 19:08, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Whoops, my mistake:)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:07, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Hmm

This user clearly has some class. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say... "Hello Cajek?" MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:09, Mar 6

This is probably the nicest thing anyone has done for me on Uncyc. There, I went all mushy on you. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 06:11, Mar 8
It's ok. You're British. It is expected. Mr9000 Icons-flag-us Terminator800WhoreMrn.png 19:02, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

edit The White Problem

I demand that you remove "The White Problem" from articles you created. I created it, so there. (I created it immediately after I saw it was red on your "Articles you Created" - So many red links.) ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 13:38, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

It's a joke man. A joke. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:39, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
A joke? Perhaps. However, I demand to myself that it stays put. It seems we have met an impasse. I can't think of any way to resolve this but to have a "Pants-off Dance Off". Look it up if you don't know what it is. Mr9000 Icons-flag-us Terminator800WhoreMrn.png 19:06, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh, well I'm sure we all know what that is. However... Who is agent "N"? Could it be? Surely not... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:46, Mar 15
MOAR! Mr9000 Icons-flag-us Terminator800WhoreMrn.png 21:03, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
It's you! I caught you! Also, the bills from my psychiatrist are going through the roof you know. Some people think I am you. Some people thing you are me. I'm not even sure if I am actually myself these days. I gave myself a good talking to and am convinced that I'm wrong. Anyway... Just in case you happen to have a "friend" who used to edit here... Tell him... He's pants. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:08, Mar 15
Now this is just starting to get ridiculous. 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:19, Mar 15
I am beside myself. Really quite literally in this case. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:56, Mar 16
It could be worse. I gotta stand beside this guy. Mr9000 Icons-flag-us Terminator800WhoreMrn.png 20:44, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
OK. You win. What do I have to do? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:48, Mar 16
Hmm ... indeed. Stop wearing jean shorts. That's a start. Also, try breath mints. Just a thought. To be honest, I'm not really sure what your question was about. Mr9000 Icons-flag-us Terminator800WhoreMrn.png 22:54, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Are you sure that you are not just me? I mean, I could have created two accounts or something. How would I know if I'm actually just talking to myself here? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:00, Mar 23

edit WTF

WTF IS THIS??? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:36, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

AAAAAAAH! I have no idea. It's sickening to look at. Mr9000 Icons-flag-us Terminator800WhoreMrn.png 20:37, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Links to Non-existent Categories are bad

Can you please remove them. (Well, that does prove he's not a sock of Sycamore). Wanted categories (i.e. links to categories that don't exist) are used to find wikipedia sporks and the like, having pages with wanted categories makes that harder. If you to have a fake category box, you could copy the code from Unfomercials:ShamWow! (Unrated). --Mn-z 05:21, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

HaHa!!! Now you are in trouble Mr MR9000Ns... HeHe MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:24, Jun 16
Oops. I'm obviously not living up to the 9000 name. Looks like Sycamore fixed it though. Still friends? Mr9000 Icons-flag-us Terminator800WhoreMrn.png 15:15, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
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