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edit Welcome!

Hello, MNM5150, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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edit XMas

Christmasbeerbottletree AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
--Æ 01:41, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Joyous victory for political correctness!

WinterBreakCalendar The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:29, Dec 23

edit awesome

Redbaronpizza
You are presented with one (1) package of
Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for
that article involving flying things..
Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM
may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

enjoy!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:03, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

--Æ 00:42, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

SnowySnow The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:21, Jan 14

edit Welcome to UnNews or Better Late Than Never

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, MNM5150, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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Good things that can happen to you

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UnNews UnFunnies

At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:32, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Congratulations!

You've made a dreadful UnNews audio! Might I recommend you read the welcomtind drivel I've written before you try again? It was a bit too amateurish, even for UnNews. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:45, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

edit EPIC FAIL!

~Fag x FS

edit Thankies

GoodNightEmpties Cheers!

Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though!
Thanks again!

You'll notice it doesn't thank you for voting for... Thanks for my first against - way to keep a guy's feet on the ground! ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:53, Mar 21

edit UnNews:I'm Sorry

Thanks for your review. I'll see if I can rework the "Native American" thing. I thought the image was funny because it's a photo from a live event, but it's still obscured (that's how secretive The Man is), but maybe it needs to be rethought. Also, I'll fix all the hyperlinks to 'The Man' in the article. Thanks again!--WesMan20 BlackMan Icons-flag-us (talk) 14:56, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Hey, I thought I'd already thanked you for signing my guest-book, but I guess I haven't, so...THANK YOU! - 04:27 16 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

edit CMC

Welcome MNM5150 to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!


There you go. You're our fifth member! - 08:18 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

edit UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:13, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:58, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

edit CMC

Welcome MNM5150 to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcomey aboard, MNM5150! - [15:36 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Wait a second, I'm going mad! Someone signed up to the CMC with a sig that links to your page. Sorry about that! - [15:39 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

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edit Get writing

Unclepedia Sam

For the glory of her majesty is this week's Colonization. Your Uncyclopedia needs you!!

You asked for it and now For the glory of her majesty is to be transformed by our band of rewriting brothers. It is your duty as an Uncyclopedian to join the invading army, go forth and spread the funny word. Good luck, my friend.

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edit UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!!

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edit The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special


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edit Thanks!

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We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:40 30 June 2009

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