Be a dear and make a new section at the bottom where I might actually see it, remember to sign your posts, and do be nice, eh? I can't stop you from hating me, but we can at least all pretend to get along. Although I also reserve the right to correct spelling or grammar of anything left in the vicinity and to complain loudly if you do something that annoys me, so that might be difficult.
I will most likely respond here unless asked otherwise; even then I'll probably respond here anyway because I'm dense. It may also sometimes take me awhile to do so for various reasons, but please be patient.
I just reverted vandalism to User talk:ChiefjusticeDS and it came up that you had done it. I've seen edit conflicts before, but I didn't get an edit conflict message. Apparently we tried reverting at the Exact Same Time! Weird. WHY??? 04:33, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
I would have beaten you to reverting on this page, too, but I clicked the wrong button the first time. Unrelately, hi. 1234~ 05:34, 12 May 2012
Can I call you Ly? No? Whatever, I'll call you Ly still.
Guess what? ChiefJusticeDS-named person prevented me of using the AAAWWWEESOME template you saw last time. Ain't that a little bit rude? I think so too. Altough it killed Puppy's #-thing on some forum or such, I don't remember clearly. But, after fighting with him over 2 minutes, we compromized that I can use it on other's talkpages if I ask nicely a permission from those persons. So... Do we have a deal? I understand if you too prevent me to use it, I just wanted to know what to do on future. Signs of love, OMG!!!It`s Cat the Colourful,Jesus Christ!!! 07:25 12 May 2012
Hey, man, I'm sorry, but I'd rather you didn't use it here, though if you could get everyone on your talkpage to use it, that could be damn cool. It just... I'm too old fashioned for that sort of thing myself. 1234~ 20:10, 13 May 2012
Oh, hello, Lyrithya, nice that you decided to make an account into... umm... there, this place...
Umm.. Anyways, we're proud of you for making such a wise decicion. We are (and we're going to be) also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below so you won't end up too quickly.
And remember:Dont be a dick. Uncyclopedian people don't like dicks.
Stop laughing.
When you are in conversation with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the () button. It`s important to know who talks and when someone talks. If you don't, you'll feel the consequences.
At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Lyrithya/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.
Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn`t get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others.
If you`re still feeling uneasy, come out of the closet and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. She knows everything. Really. And don`t forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best adoptionprogram in world.
So, again, welcome!
Well, what do you think about my new Welcome-template? Cool huh? I can even write some stuff in the welcome if I feel to add something to it, and put my sig there too... I'm getting pretty good at coding or such huh?
Da pinkness! Other than that, I dunno. Folks have been doing some odd things to the welcome templates lately, and I haven't really been paying attention. Uncyclopedia really does need more pink, though. 1234~ 20:18, 15 May 2012
I know : ) But the weird part is that this is actually violet... To get this kind of 'pink', you have to type background color to be violet... I think that's kinda wrong! Violet is pink! Pink is violet! NOOOO this is not racism, this is worse than that, it's... colorism? OMG!!!It`s Cat the Colourful,Jesus Christ!!! 05:58 16 May 2012
If you throw it. Probably if you don't, too, but it'd still have to actually happen for that and that's less likely to happen. 1234~ 22:10, 16 May 2012
Sorry, I must have read that too quickly, but yeah. You can also check Special:ListGroupRights on any wiki to see what the local rights are. 1234~ 19:29, 31 May 2012
So I steal your page because I was bored and you huff another page that I stole? That's not cool.
Also, that talkpage is a WiP. →A(Ruins)15:31, 15 June 2012
This had nothing to do with retribution. Don't steal folks' userpages, and don't keep vandalism. 1234~ 16:07, 15 June 2012
Moreover: Don't accuse another Uncyclopedian of bad faith. Lyrithya made it clear even to this casual observer that the page in question could disrupt browsers. For extra credit, don't make excuses (such as "I was bored") for your own misconduct. Spıke¬ 16:23 15-Jun-12
I was actually bored. Ask Cat, he was there when it happened. →A(Ruins)17:32, 15 June 2012
Also note that the page I kept doesn't mess up browsers. I intend to re-create that page and place it back in my userspace, since it wasn't harming anybody. →A(Ruins)17:32, 15 June 2012
Didn't I tell you not to cause trouble Aimsplode? Do I need to take off my belt again?--- TALKWhat's it like to be a heretic? 23:07, June 15, 2012 (UTC)
Ask from me? Yes, I was at there at that moment, but you were bored? Bored because of me? Now you made the cat sad... No wait, you made the cat MAD!!! Cat the Colourful(Feed me!)Zzz13:03, 22June, 2012(UTC)
I spent about 15 minutes staring at the kitten on ur userpage cuz it's so cute lol. Do you have a masters in hypnosis, or did u just get lucky? --BieberAxeKiller (talk) 18:37, June 25, 2012 (UTC)
Blame Commons. Their collection of cat images is surpassed only by the vastness of their penis collection. Or so I assume; I didn't particularly want to verify this. 1234~ 08:38, 27 June 2012
I apologize for sounding rude, but do you happen to have a vector version of Sophia from that time when you were almost raped by a yak during your sojourn in the Land of Logo-Redesign? I could sure use a copy, if you do. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jul 18 '12 7:49 (UTC)
...removing the protection from Forum:Should we move back to uncyclopedia.org?? While I'm all in support of stopping a forum that is becoming a drama fest, this wasn't. Admittedly, there was a lot of derp, but that is the case with almost every forum we have. The advantage with this forum is that it was allowing people to express their frustration at things outside of their control, and as it has still been edited post-protection, it suggests that more people had something to say - no matter how mind-blowingly unconstructive. SirCPTDrPuppyOnTheRadioGUNUmPWotMNotMFPVFPVFHCMPOTMUGM04:48 28 Jul
Do more people have anything to say? Is there anything further you would like to say? 1234~ 05:18, 28 July 2012
I've already said everything I'm going to say there. But there was an ongoing discussion that was coming to a resolution. Resolution is nice. I also like to read what thoughts people have on this issue, as while we have gone over this before, each time we do I get something new to take away. The desire to move is fairly large, even if the practicalities make it untenable. That, and I'm curious as to where Wikia are headed, and this push for us to move away from them could be indicative of what the future holds. Both of us see issues in regards to this sites future, or as you put it in IRC, "saving Uncyclopedia from itself." (I may be paraphrasing there.) Given that Uncyclopedia could be defined as a collective of individuals with a loose administrative structure, knowing what makes up that collective in more detail would be useful. SirCPTDrPuppyOnTheRadioGUNUmPWotMNotMFPVFPVFHCMPOTMUGM05:33 28 Jul
If you would like to discuss moving, please start a forum that makes sense in order to do so. I have unprotected the domain-based one, but I would advise against encouraging such misinformation in the future. 1234~ 05:42, 28 July 2012
And for the above. I did thank you earlier but I think it got lost in an edit conflict. I noticed that edit conflicts aren't showing differences at the moment, so yet another issue to cover. Our friend is predictable, so he'll be back in a minute or two. SirCPTDrPuppyOnTheRadioGUNUmPWotMNotMFPVFPVFHCMPOTMUGM04:28 29 Jul
As you're on IRC right now, I'll hope you'll notice this. Check QVFD and please ban the IP who does this IP-user pages with another IP's name. Thanks, love. Cat the Colourful(Feed me!)Zzz17:20, 1August, 2012(UTC)
I couldn't be bothered finding out if this is possible, but Uncyclopedia talk:Donations made me wonder if we can set abuse filter to catch when someone is writing the same letter/number excess of 10 times? I can't see any reason why you would want to do this in a constructive manner. I can see a purpose in multiple new lines or hyphens or other punctuation characters though (spacing, ASCII art, etc). SirCPTDrPuppyOnTheRadioGUNUmPWotMNotMFPVFPVFHCMPOTMUGM12:36 13 Aug
Possibly you are one of the rare PEEING members who does actually do regular reviews, in which case please flush this message immediately, otherwise...
I posted summink in the forum about changing the content warning, (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Content_Warning). Some people say wikia designed the background, someone said you had a hand in it. I think it'd be really beneficial to the site if the message was less stoopid and the background was plainer, are you willing or able to change either? --~Leverage 19:44, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you for your concern. I shall look into it. -— Lyrithya༆ 20:03, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
Or have you finally become one with the cat gods of our universe? --OliOmniOmbudsman 20:19, November 18, 2012 (UTC)
I exist, though not so much here. On top of everything else, mw1.19 is astoundingly slow and this computer simply cannot take it. -— Lyrithya༆ 06:11, November 19, 2012 (UTC)
Need to define an a.new style. I suggest you get and use some form of page examiner such as come with chromium and opera - those enable you to right click on a page to inspect its stuffs. Firefox should also have plugins for such things, as well as other useful tools. -— Lyrithya༆ 17:35, November 22, 2012 (UTC)
Miss you too. Cheery Chrimblemas seasonage to you! --UU - natter22:06, Dec 1
Happy Deathcember! And thank you for not dying. -— Lyrithya༆ 02:09, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
What can I say? Not dying is one of my areas of expertise - along with baffled sarcasm while watching reality TV shows, nodding off while trying to sing my daughters to sleep, and making pancakes. I have only the most useful life skills. --UU - natter07:15, Dec 2
Those are very useful. You wouldn't be where you are today without them, nor would you be who you are... -— Lyrithya༆ 20:18, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
...says my user account ("Aimsplode") doesn't exist. I tried logging in to ZB's account just to see what would happen, and it just says "incorrect password" instead, but validates that he has a user account.
Did you guys purge me from the ranks, or...? →A(Fallen Reich)20:01 3 January 2013
Also, I'm still banned on IRC. Is there a way you might be able to overturn that, err.....→A(Fallen Reich)20:11 3 January 2013
You won't be able to log in until the site is up. As for IRC, I would suggest talking to Zombiebaron or Chief or someone who happens to be active there. -— Lyrithya༆ 20:21, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
Hey, thanks! Looking forward to the move. Will anyone still be active here, to keep it maintained? →A(Fallen Reich)20:40 3 January 2013
Some will, from the looks of it, but it will be a rather different site. -— Lyrithya༆ 20:45, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
Assuming that nobody will care much about this site anymore after the move, and yes I'm going to be very blunt about this, will admin positions be open? Without vote, since nobody will care. →A(Fallen Reich)17:43 4 January 2013
I'm sure Wikia will be happy to support anyone who desires to maintain their profits. -— Lyrithya༆ 00:11, January 5, 2013 (UTC)
Done, but in the future I would suggest poking an admin who is intending to be around and be active. I'm... neither. -— Lyrithya༆ 19:26, January 12, 2013 (UTC)
We need more admins on this wiki. --Mn-z 19:27, January 12, 2013 (UTC)
If you believe more admins are needed here, you will need to get a consensus among those who have stayed and contact wikia to appoint new bureaucrats.
As for me, I am not on this wiki. As far as I am concerned, Uncyclopedia has moved. It is unfortunate that some, including a few very dear to my heart, have chosen to stay behind, but I cannot help you at this stage. -— Lyrithya༆ 19:30, January 12, 2013 (UTC)
Thank you for the vandal block Lyrithya. This week has been a disconnect for everyone involved. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:47, January 12, 2013 (UTC)