User talk:Lyrithya/archive12

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Thank You

Logic? Where? If you mean that image, the solution was quite illogical. Assuming it even worked. Did it work? Or are you referring to something else? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:32, 4 May 2011
I wouldn't be thanking you if it didn't work. I wrote another article too. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 02:43, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Oh... good point. There sure are a lot of Laden articles, though... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:46, 4 May 2011
If only I had File:Terrorist Zombie.png on the site... Isn't a copy buried somewhere in the server? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 21:04, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
It's quite possible, though I couldn't say where. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:53, 4 May 2011
I found one on google. I got spammed out the bad word, though... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:21, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Got spammed out...? What does that mean? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:12, 4 May 2011

I just hate those stupid fake virus scanner popups... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 23:24, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, ads? Can you not block those? Get a proper browser, or use it right, mon. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:25, 4 May 2011
I allow no popups. It's a browser hijack that I'm thinking of, isn't it? I hate those too... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 23:40, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
If your browser gets hijacked, perhaps you need a better browser. Or an update or something. Maybe some anti-that stuff software. Something. That shouldn't be happening, see. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:48, 4 May 2011
Those are designed to work on the dim-witted. They haven't worked so far, so I believe I'm safe. I might go download Firefox or something later... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:18, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
You ought to, and get adblock plus, or whatever the thing is called. Such annoyingness may target the dim-witted, but you needn't have to deal with them at all, either way. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:21, 5 May 2011
Oh, I wish my articles would get featured. I need want help (there's a difference). --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:22, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
I wish I had time to actually finish my articles... >.< Time is what it takes. Time and... eh... well, input helps. You've gotten some of that, at least. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:50, 5 May 2011
I have nothing else to do, as of two weeks ago... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:03, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
I can't decide if that's a sign that you're lucky or that you're terribly unlucky. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:27, 5 May 2011

HowTo:Become An Hero

It's OK to have an article like this here? Even though he is dead, it's kind of cyberbullying Mitchell Henderson's body. Sorry for being a white knight of virtue. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:18, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

I don't even know... if the person can make it good, it's usually not an issue; there be plenty of offensive pages lying about, but they do need to be actually funny. Is it? I'm too tired to tell. Still, the construction tag sort of protects it, or something... keep an eye on it, mebbe? See where it goes... maybe suggest the author get a review or something, and maybe take it to VFD if it survives but gets abandoned or turns out horrible or any of that glarbles. Gark? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:43, 4 May 2011
OK, it's just that Mitchell Henderson thing. You should see the page on him on ED! Making fun of a 12 year old who commited suicide is kinda sick. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:56, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
I thought that ED is down. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 13:08, 4 May, 2011 (UTC)
The original has ended, though mirrors and stuff exist. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:54, 4 May 2011
I don't trust ED. Heh, heh. Educationally disabled... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:21, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Back again

Hey lyri, After a prolonged snwoboarding holliday I'm back :P, I'm gonna work on more works of high literature and other proze. Give me a shout on my page ;) Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 15:22, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

Whooo, good. Your works here have been rather gloriously demented; I should not like to see them cut off so soon. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:55, 4 May 2011

Fuck Lyrithya

I got a good concept in mind for a remake of my sequel to Fuck ChiefjusticeDS. You may help if you want. Cheers. --Chupa chups(talk) 21:21, 4 May 2011

The huff log suggests its 4 time loser. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:33, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
I'm maniac mcpee. --Chupa chups(talk) 21:45, 4 May 2011
Look, mon, perhaps you should work on more... encyclopaedic titles, instead of trying to return to that vein. Pity; I really had thought you'd put that sort of thing behind you. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:00, 4 May 2011
I know, I am working on Charlie and Lola and LOLism. The Fuck Lyrithya is more of a joke. --Chupa chups(talk) 22:01, 4 May 2011

You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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The preceding unsigned comment was added by Zana Dark (talk • contribs) 


Hey there, felicitations on an office well taken. I have been following your career since forever and I really value your opinion, And since so many other people do, I would so pleased if you would nominate and or vote for my new Article here: user:Kevillips/The Best One Yet for VFH so I can get a feature and therefor have a future in features. If I say so myself the article is great and is about how great the article is. Written in the style of a shameless suck up paired with blatant whoring of output, I think you I'll find said article to be very worthy of your attention. If you do, I will tit for tat something for you if I have not already, but am pretty sure I did. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:57, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

Bring a moose hither and sacrifice it before the temple upon the Hour of Blie, and I shall consider your request. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:01, 4 May 2011


What was the point of that huff log on my watchlist? I didn't see a difference with the image page. Oh, and that image I was complaining asking about earlier. Who deleted it? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:29, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

You mean the slots one? Paranoia; thought maybe deleted the old revision might help. As for the other one... it wasn't in use, or said it wasn't, and thus got deleted along with all the other apparently unused images in March. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:11, 4 May 2011
Okay. I don't want to get banned again (curse you, MrN. I'm still angry.). --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 23:13, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Banned, over this? Or... what? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:15, 4 May 2011
Oh, meh. That's different. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:18, 4 May 2011
Curse him. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 23:19, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
He seemed aiight... a little scary and excessive, perhaps, but those were scary times. Okay, yeah, that does look like a bit much, but on the other hand, it did make the point rather well, eh? You know he tried to get me to join Uncyclopedia way back when? I'm not sure if it was a good thing or a bad thing that he failed. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:24, 4 May 2011
I'm changing the subject, but does this any better than it did at the time of urination? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 23:42, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Better, though I stand by whatever I said about them lists. Assuming I said anything about them. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:51, 4 May 2011
Another über-random question: if I blank the main page on the mirror, would anyone ban me or even care? --069f11-1 Lt. Gamma287 23:55, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Probably not. You could try it and see, of course. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:56, 4 May 2011

Nah. I don't want to anger any minorities. Not yet... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 23:57, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

Isn't that what minorities are for, though? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:58, 4 May 2011
FEATURE MY ARTICLE!!! AAAAAAAAA! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:01, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
I require bribes! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:22, 5 May 2011
Okay, okay. Here's a picture of the dead body of Osama bin Laden. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:23, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
*stares at it*
*faints* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:51, 5 May 2011


I don't want to be banned though. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 01:00, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Huh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:29, 5 May 2011
The QVFD header says ban everyone day, especially Frosty, why especially me??? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:49, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Oh... you added the {{USERNAME}}; I just made it default to you if folks have the thing turned off. Real question is why did you make it just you, eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:18, 5 May 2011

Super L

Perhaps youve noticed a new interesting forum here and Im looking for people to nominate a chopped and unchopped Photo from 2010. Would you like to nominate one of yours? One of yours ought to be in there ;) --ShabiDOO 01:45, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

I want to make Lyrithya a new sig. GUB ERAASSDF --Chupa chups(talk) 01:46, 5 May 2011
Lyrithya is pretty big on reverting her user stuff she doesnt like. Id recommend making a pretty bloody good one, and that guarentees nothing. But, loli, in the mean time, nominate a pic toooooo! --ShabiDOO 01:48, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
I'm in the mood for a spam war. HAHAHAGAGDFfvgjhgvjdnfvjdfjshfjshgcfjshcxdjcgxchcbv cnvnvnbc b??gfhf --Chupa chups(talk) 01:50, 5 May 2011
Heres an idea...Loli, why dont you make a fake user bio for me? Like...a really good one? --ShabiDOO 01:53, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
I'll look into that image thing when I get a chance, Shabidoo, though most of mine suck. And Lollipop, same as before, please, I do not want you to make me a signature. Now both of you... uh... I could do without spam. Er. Kindly carry on elsewhere. Yes. *backs out slowly* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:00, 5 May 2011
Grarr. --Chupa chups(talk) 02:15, 5 May 2011
Rrag!!! --ShabiDOO 11:22, May 5, 2011 (UTC)


is for pussyies. ~~!~~

fucking tildesd 02:46, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

FRICKIN compiuter Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 02:46, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, you lost me. Not about the tildes, mind, but the original bit. Tildes just hate everyone. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:48, 5 May 2011

You should feel honoured Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 13:20, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Do tell? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:15, 5 May 2011
Wellll, in my totally wacked state in which I was after a party, I commented on your talkpage. Which is obviously not easy to do, due to the keyboard moving, the table moving, the chair moving. It was like trying to defuse a thermo nuclear bomb, in a hurricane using only a drunken cow. And yet I succeeded. Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 09:17, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, very impressive. You even typed it properly... sort of. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:20, 6 May 2011
My linguistic skills are like a house on fire, you can't ignore it, but you can use it to bake sausages. Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 09:57, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
I dunno; I can ignore a lot of things. I'm very good at it. Sausages, however, are not one of those things... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:02, 6 May 2011
Finally, you expose your weakness. You shall hear from me again! Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 10:14, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
Bring sausages. The good kind. Or perhaps bacon. I like bacon. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:16, 6 May 2011
I made a movie of me making the best breakfast ever, You ought to like this. [[1]] Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 10:24, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

EDIT: How do I implement video's on wiki.?!

got it The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lockdandload (talk • contribs)

Not on this talkpage, please. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:19, 6 May 2011

Garibaldi Biscuits

Lyrithya, you've deleted the page I wrote on Garibaldi Biscuits...and have written the word "cake?"

this is the first page I have written for this site - is there an issue If so I would be grateful if you cold explain. regards Scooters --Scooters 14:00, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya could you perhaps resurrect it and place it in Scotter's userspace so it can be worked on You may have already done so, but since I asked scooter to ask, I thought I would also ask just to make things as redundant as possible. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 13:21, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

follow up - I have since been advised by other members to paste and edit the article in a user space as it was still under construction. As the article you deleted is the most recent draft, would you be able to please resurrect it and past it in my user space. Sorry to ask you to do this, I am a newbe and spent several hours writing this. It's demoralising to have it arbitarily deleted due to my ignorance of how the system works.--Scooters 14:00, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Fixed -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 14:50, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
I was just thinking you should restore the page to the main editors user space. You've probably already thought of that, but it never hurts to double-check. Pup 02:52 05 May '11
The author was working on rough draft under his userspace and the same name - so to avoid confusion Olipro put it on its talk page. as he says above - Issue is OVAH! as George Peppard uysed to say at the end of every A-Team, Job well done guys --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:06, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
thanks all, am applying final polish and thanks to K Lips for pointing me in the right direction--Scooters 15:17, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Er... sorry about that... it was just so... ugly. So many red links. So many misplaced commas... so much random. Glad you lot seem to have largely resolved this, although indeed, working in userspace is usually a better bet in general, but if you do want to work on these things in mainspace, just use a {{construction}} and it probably won't be bothered. Thing is, presentation is just as important as content, sometimes even more so; people base a great deal on appearances, perhaps more than is wise, but it's what they do. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:14, 5 May 2011

Case in point me --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7, How long did I spend on formatting and redlink fixing? - I felt the need to keep reminding you I had not even read the article yet. I have now, and will keep watching your progress. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:20, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks all - all points taken and Thanks K Lips for all your efforts and work getting it formatted properly. I'll develop on my userspace now - tbh after my first effort I was looking for a 'pubish' button as I thought is was in user space - you live and learn! cheers again!--Scooters 22:31, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Your Name Could Be On This Badge


I've only been on here a couple weeks and I have been a dick, had my article deleted, and done some illegal things on here (that I am still not sure how I did it). I keep re-reading all the guides, pamphlets, and brochures - yet I still feel like a 'tard.

I am hoping you can help me out because I feel my job doesn't pay me enough to do the actual work they hired me to do here, so I have a lot of time to spare Monday - Friday in front of a computer. In a sense, I get paid to be here, so I would like dedicate my 40 hour workweek to this community writing well laid articles and editing the ones that could be better. just need some direction.

I copy/pasted this from where i had it on ChiefJustices page because someone told me that you would be likely to help me out and could also help me with my signature. If that's true then thanks! If not then i am doomed to click along this site in utter despair and loneliness for the next few days till i start to get the hang of things, or get banned or get bored and just quit logging on or till i start to get the hang of things. any help would be great. user:senceless 20:56, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

I'm a terrible adopter. Terribly unhelpful, too. Terribly lazy. Chief is... well, I don't know; he wouldn't adopt me. Tends to be helpful, though... quite helpful. That said, you don't really have to be formally adopted by anyone, just ask whoever seems like they'd know if you have specific questions, that kind of thing... although it can be nice. Designated go-to person, of sorts.
But anyhoo... where do your interests lie in general? There's certainly plenty to do around here, and I must say I rather approve of your use of company time, as that's exactly what I'd be doing if I hadn't lost my job for what I swear were completely unrelated reasons...
As for your signature, have you read this? The last section. At the bottom. Do what that says. If that doesn't help or you're still at a loss or whatnot, let me know, but it's a first step. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:28, 5 May 2011
AAN has been...stagnant for a while now. We all try to pitch in and help people out now. Jackofspades (talk) 21:33, 5 May 2011
Improving Uncyc while on the job, that's great! No, I really mean that, this world needs more people like you! You should come work for me. Although I don't have a business... You could make coffee. Or something. Anyway, I finally got my signature perfected, so if you need help, I'll see what I can do (and if I don't know the answer, I'll just bug Lyrithya for it ^_~ ). -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:32 May 6, 2011 (UTC)

You should try...

Writing articles and researching things. Just a thought.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:58, 5 May 2011

Zana, Lyrithya does write. Has some features, in fact. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:01, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
That's funny.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 21:08, 5 May 2011
To be fair, most of my articles are pretty bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:29, 5 May 2011
Lyrithya has a feature? I'm surprised, given the general bad writingness of the articles. Who voted for the feature? Aleister 11:25 6-5-'11
I've found IRC whoring to be particularly effective in the early morning. This is usually when mostly Americans are on; it's like they have no standards, or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:44, 6 May 2011

Rather late congrats spam

Congrats on becoming a banhammer-wielding slave of the wiki, etc. How much did you need to bribe them? Ajraddatz Talk 04:13, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

Why, thank you. I always appreciate a good spam. Not that this is terribly late; I haven't exactly been at this long, cake? aside... I mean, I bribed them with cake. That's exactly what I mean. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:03, 6 May 2011
caek???? whar Ajraddatz Talk 13:35, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
Over there! *runs away* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 May 2011


About 4 hours ago I got banned for 5 minutes, what did I do... --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:29, May 7, 2011 (UTC)

You edit-conflicted someone. It's a capitol offence, dontcha know? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:34, 7 May 2011
Ironic how it had no effect because during that 5 minutes I ate breakfast and I didn't know about it until I clicked the block log... --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:36, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
Are you saying I should ban you again? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:40, 7 May 2011
Well I could go eat lunch seeing as its 12:30pm, see I have a solution for everything. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:41, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
Actually, some lunch doesn't sound like such a bad idea right about now... *wanders off* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:43, 7 May 2011
Yay, no ban --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:44, May 7, 2011 (UTC)

Your moongoose

I have it and I am not giving it back, what you gonna do punk?! --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:11, May 7, 2011 (UTC)

I... shall wander off and throw chickens at people. Yes. I shall. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:42, 7 May 2011

I took my pills and sobered up

Yeah, I realized that my paranoia was indeed induced by the fact that on ED, it was utter chaos. And that the writig quality was much inferior than what it is here! The article people voted for was my 1st article here. Not bad, but nothing to boast about. I will take critcism better in the future, and will not conclude that an Army of undesirable souls wish me to rot in a pit of Fire. Just getting used to the place ya know. I am thankful tahat Heaven's Gate made it to the front page. I also just wrote Bohemian Grove, which I think may be interesting, if you would be so kind as to take a look at it. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:03, May 7, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, it's not like it's not chaos here... but folks are supposed to be a little more nice and stuff. Or something. Although most of the writing here is pretty terrible... but anyhow, well done on the feature, mon. Firsts are fun. Wonderful good fun. I'll perhaps take a look at this new one when I get a chance, although who knows when that'll be... maybe in five minutes. Maybe not. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:45, 7 May 2011
Thank you for the spelling check, since English is my second language, some mistakes always pass through the cracks. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:10, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
No problem. Wasn't all mistakes, mind, but in some case just what seemed to me better phrasing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:27, 8 May 2011

Help please

I'm trying to add Category:Hobo Images to some images but this one is protected, can you do it please, won't take a minute... --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:22, May 8, 2011 (UTC)

'Kay. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:28, 8 May 2011


Ly Ly pants on fire. I think you promised not to do a wholesale purge of pics anymore. Some of those name (Spockoctoberfest) sounded really interesting. Please put them back and let us look at them. Aleister 17:22 8-5-'11

I promised no such thing. And these are the bad ones, or in some cases, really repetitive ones. Should make finding the decent ones easier. Don't hurt me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:25, 8 May 2011

175 huffs?

175 huffs

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:34, 8 May 2011

You saw nothing! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:43, 9 May 2011

203 huffs

I saw that too. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:49, 9 May 2011

Pfft. Lies. Lies and slander. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:50, 9 May 2011

Many thanks

...for nominating me for the Useless Gobshite of the Month award. Not good enough for a real award, I guess. I must really be a crappy writer, and thank you for acknowledging and not directly mentioning, but implying on the page. This worthless crappile looks up to this admin who cares about 'grammar, which many humans, including these miserable subspecies have forgotten completely. But seriously, am I really that bad? At least I don't tell a bajillion penis jokes or write up a bunch of unfunny Wilde quotes or whatever other n00bish behavior is condemned here.--JokerhatRespond 02:40, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Ach, that wasn't you, man... just {{USERNAME}}. You're aiight, and a... wait, have we had this conversation before? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:45, 9 May 2011
Dammit!--JokerhatRespond 02:51, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
P.S. We didn't have this conversation before. N00bish mistake. Please forgive me. Or not.--JokerhatRespond 02:53, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
It just seems very familiar... anyhow, taco? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:55, 9 May 2011
Don't remember it. First mistake. Thanks for the taco. Is this hot chili seasoning, or some of that industrial waste from the Gulf Coast?--JokerhatRespond 02:57, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:58, 9 May 2011
Ahhhh. And the newsey thing seems dead. Perhaps I should write one on the Memphis flooding or something. I could tie in Elvis... or something.--JokerhatRespond 02:59, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Dead? Could be deader. Then again, things could nigh always be deader. Would Elvis actually fit that, though? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:00, 9 May 2011
Yes, on two counts. Yes, it could be deader, but the two new subjects are Osama (again), and that talentless freak Ke$ha. And yes, Elvis would fit with the flooding of Memphis. Memphis is the location of his living for how many years, and also the location of his former home, Graceland, which is (was, before the flood) a tourist museum. I even believe the Elvis Radio on Sirius has been put down due to the floods.--JokerhatRespond 03:09, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Bah, the current stuff looks boring... perhaps you should indeed do something with that; you certainly have something... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:17, 9 May 2011
I will in the morning. It's getting late here in the Americas, and I will sleep and come up with the article. And on the Elvis subject, I will try writing another article on him, seeing the god-awful piece you have on him now in my userspace as well.--JokerhatRespond 03:25, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Well, I did the Elvis article, and since no one else was going to update the newsey thing, I did.--JokerhatRespond 16:44, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
Aye, need to do that ourselves these days... alas. Although you probably could have done more with the news; it just seems so mundane as it is. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:06, 10 May 2011

What's going on guys? (Wanders off...)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:03, 9 May 2011

Not rightly sure, really. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:17, 9 May 2011
Hmm. Do justly then.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:22, 9 May 2011
Emasculation, that's wat.--JokerhatRespond 03:25, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Lovely. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:50, 9 May 2011

Stupid Cats

Dear Lyrith, Stupid Cats has disapeared from the pee review list. Not sure what happened, though maybe its due to the name change. Could you help please? --ShabiDOO 23:39, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

It's there, just toward the middle, now. They go to the top when edited, and renaming them apparently qualifies as an edit. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:44, 9 May 2011
Im looking here and I dont see it. Is there another list I dont know about? --ShabiDOO 23:52, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Yes. The main page only lists the stuff at the top and the bottom. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:55, 9 May 2011
I will think of you now as Lyrithya the knower. Taaaaaaaaaaaaanks. In our quest to take over the world ive made some progress, I know am in complete control of one of the moons around Jupiter, or was it saturn. The one thats all ice and has bizzare life under the surface. Very pasified creatured. Its not fun unless they resist. anyway,,,its something no? --ShabiDOO 00:14, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
I only know some things. Like the coefficient of friction between a juniper and a squirrel. Somewhat relatedly, my army of squirrels is coming along nicely. We're doing aiight. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:30, 10 May 2011
Can you tell us the air speed velocity of a coconut-laden swallow? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:37, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
No. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:41, 10 May 2011

My Ex-Wife is Now an ADMIN? Ah oh....

Say, uh, gee, congrats and stuff on, you know, becoming a sysop. I hope that our relatively short marriage won't, um, influence you in any way that would work against me. Our marriage was one of the, um, most special days of my life, really, and, um....oh, say, the fact I married you is what got you made an admin, really! See, I got important connections and stuff. Yeah, it was because of me. Really. So, um, you should be really grateful to me and stuff. Right? WHY???| loves Lyrithya! and he's not just saying that because she's an admin now. Really. 20:36, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

*spins on Why?* Oh, so this was YOUR fault? *gets out a crowbar* Well, that makes pinning down whom to torture so much easier. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:40, 10 May 2011
No, not the crowbar again! I can't stand those little drunk ravens. Also add {{VoteGOTM}} to the nominee's user space. WHY???| loves Lyrithya! and he's not just saying that because she's an admin now. Really. 20:54, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
*clobbers Why??? with a dead bird* I can't add it to the userspace of every Uncyclopedian, mon. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:48, 10 May 2011

Updating the pee maintenance table

I was literally just doing that, it was on my clipboard and everything. Now I can go to bed instead. Awesome. --Black Flamingo 22:42, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

I was going to do it, but then I got sidetracked. But I'll actually do it if you really are going to bed... eh, dream well, mon. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:47, 10 May 2011
Although I still need someone else to check mine. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:16, 10 May 2011


You axcidentally huffed my artical instead of voting for highlighint ot/ lease p reundo it so I can work on it here is alink to it Bestest article evar seen the light of day --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7

Oops. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:51, 11 May 2011


I just know no matter how I say this it's going to make me sound like a selfish jerk. So while you're reading the following message just know I don't mean it to sound that way. Okay, here I go: You recently put Don Martin in the featured queue; it had eleven point five votes. But UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows had twelve. Can you please explain to me why you featured Don Martin instead of UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows? Again, if this sounds bad on my part, I don't mean it that way. Thanks. --Tophat headless 01:31, May 12, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya actually can't add. She has a... condition. When she sees numbers her brain somehow replaces them with "cake" and "pie" and such.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 01:34 May 12, 2011
Ah, I see... she should probably get that looked at. --Tophat headless 01:41, May 12, 2011 (UTC)
The 11.5 one had been there over a month, yours half the time; considering that, when it's only .5 of a difference, I'm inclined to put the older one in first. Don't worry; yours'll be featured soon enough. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:50, 12 May 2011
Ah, I see. Actually, I wasn't worried about mine being featured (as long as it will be featured some time in the future, what does it matter when?), I was just wondering. Anyway, thanks for explaining. --Tophat headless 02:05, May 12, 2011 (UTC)
what monopoly piece is gong to be a selfish jerk next? the dog or the race car? sorry if I come off as an intensive b00b. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:45, May 12, 2011 (UTC)
Are mediocre boob jobs insensitive? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:52, 12 May 2011
I dont mean to be selfish Lyrithya, but I just don't understand why you don't feature every article I have ever written over the next 7 days. We will call it SHABIDOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEK EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 10:38, May 12, 2011 (UTC)
Just let me fill out the paperwork... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:03, 12 May 2011

I just ate a muffin!

But it wasn't singing ;-( --Scofield 15:00, May 12, 2011 (UTC)

You may need better hallucinogens. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:03, 12 May 2011
I just had a muffin today, in a German Pastry shop that opened up in my nieghbourhood, it was really expensive but it was stuffed with creamcheese icing and had a strawberry on top. It was a very gay muffin but tasted good. I do, however, not claim to be a muffin! --ShabiDOO 16:53, May 12, 2011 (UTC)
Do you guys have to use gay to describe everything! Next thing you know, they're gonna call us homophobes! --Scofield 16:57, May 12, 2011 (UTC)
I'm gay. You going to make something of that? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:28, 12 May 2011
Im not gay but my husband is, as well as my ex boyfriends and my dozen lovers. But Im not. --ShabiDOO 19:15, May 12, 2011 (UTC)
Considered antidepressants? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:16, 12 May 2011
You must never forget the singing muffin group!

File:Singing muffins.png

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:17, 12 May 2011

Enough, please, stop putting that here. I didn't like looking at it the first two times; why would I want to see it again? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:21, 12 May 2011

The topic above this post just makes this one better

IRC JokeHumbuck Talk 03:52, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

<1% "Frying pan" Jackofspades (talk) 03:54, 13 May 2011
But that's an action. *Goes to make another chart for actions* ~ Humbuck Talk 03:55, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
Waffles are not random, thankyouverymuch. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:58, 13 May 2011

More of the same IRC JokesHumbuck Talk 04:00, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

*hits theHumbucker with a frying pan* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:21, 13 May 2011


Why all the voting on old VFP? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 05:51, May 13, 2011 (UTC)

That's why they're there, to be voted on. Unfortunately, nobody ever tells anyone about that, so the old votes carry even more weight than they ought. You should vote, too. There are only a couple hundred of them. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:01, 13 May 2011
These are from 2007 and have been feautured already... Should have been archived... --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 06:28, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
That is the archive. And they are still featured, so the vote is still open. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:07, 13 May 2011

Your pet

has distributed me misinformation, something about conserverwhat. whatever it is, I can't open it even though my talk page was horribly raped and I demand an explanation ! Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 08:34, May 13, 2011 (UTC)

You er... do you have javascript enabled? Can you open the other ones? Or are you just messing with me? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:39, 13 May 2011
I can't open that one, the rest of em I can, and I am not messing in any way Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 08:51, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
It's probably the image interfering, then... what browser are you using? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:48, 13 May 2011
PS - meantime, you should be able to turn off javascript to read it (assuming your browser has an option for that), since I'm pretty sure these default to open.
ERrrrrr using chrome. but don't know how to put the shizzle in ma nizzle. Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:08, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
Is it up to date? Some of the off versions do some very strange things. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:10, 13 May 2011
newly updated and downloaded from (If you didn't know the site, might be a good idea to take a look there ;) ) So I don't know whats causing it then. I can open all the other ones... So whats the diff between this unsign and the otherzzZ ? Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:12, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, wow... that's... depressing. Sorry, I'm just used to package handlers being closer to the core OS. It's good that windows has options, but... er... right, you know what? Chrome is dumb. Just this once, use Firefox or something, will you? I mean, the thing works on IE, for crying out loud... it's the layering of the images that's probably doing it, see, so... eh. Can't really engineer it to handle web browsers that react to thing in opposite manners very well. I never thought I'd prefer flat-out incompatibility... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:22, 13 May 2011
In the famous words of the Virgin Mary; Come again? Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:29, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
Your browser's stupid. Use a different one, at least for this. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:52, 13 May 2011
Yarp Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 18:04, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
I giOT IT! the "show" button was just dshadow shadoe shaded by the american pflag picture. I AM A GENISU. 01:09, May 14, 2011 (UTC)~`
I suddenly find myself wanting to stab you... but I'll refrain. For now. Hope the read was worth it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:12, 14 May 2011
inhebrevated Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 10:29, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Back to reality, sorry, it seems I got intoxicated last night, and I still seemed to be so in the morning. But the read was worth it, maybe killing me could've saved you a lot of trouble in the future. and stuff Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 13:24, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Lovely... but would it? What of the hangovers? Or are those trouble for me? Hmm... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:53, 14 May 2011

Quit spamming Recent Changes

And quit reverting IP edits. They're my friends, nub. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:32, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, I changed my mind. You're welcome to spam Recent Changes. But definitely stop reverting the edits of my buddies. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:33, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Insolence... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:34, 14 May 2011

Hey sweetie pie honey dumpings

Lryithya, do you happen to know how to get this vote page into two colums?????? --ShabiDOO 15:54, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

Why do you have tables inside of tables? But if it's otherwise normal, add a |width="50%"| where you want the new column to start. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:52, 14 May 2011
I have the tables in the tables cause I dont know how else to separate the images to stay within each heading. Is ther a way to keep images within a heading but also be able to put text to the right of it? Thanks for the column help. You are one super honey dumpling sugary sweetie pieeeeeeeeeeee! --ShabiDOO 17:10, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Clear alls... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:19, 14 May 2011
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh....well that would have saved me a ginormous amount of work. "{ { - } } " THANK YOU!!! I have a renewed sense of energy now. Hmm. I think Ill teach your army of quirrels some human language. English is a little pasé for our new world order. What should we teach them!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! --ShabiDOO 17:30, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Eh, oh well. Less relatedly, is letting people vote multiple times for the same image really wise? In a perfect world it might work, but such a system would be subject to abuse, and Uncyclopedia is about as far from perfect as one can get, so abuse is pretty much a given. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:32, 14 May 2011
I thought it would be a way to get people to be proactive in the voting, think about the pictures they like the most, and at what value, and maybe even get people voting up a storm. I was about to add "votes cannot be changed". If you really think its a bad idea Ill drop it but I am really one for experimenting and seeing how things go. Let me know what you think (and what language we will teach your squirrel army) :) --ShabiDOO 17:54, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Why prevent vote changing? Anyhow, it's best to keep things simple. Soon as you start trying to consider the psychological aspects of it, things start getting into scary realm. Or cake. Have you ever been in a house made of cake? I never thought cake could get mouldy... o__o 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:10, 14 May 2011
I have never been in any structure made out of pastry. So...shall we teach the quirrels Cypriot Greek? --ShabiDOO 18:13, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
If you think it'd help... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:14, 14 May 2011

User:Lollipop/UnScripts:The Admins and the Users: A Two Part Musical

Can you add some ideas to this? It seems promising. (But it's just for fun, i'm keeping it in userpsace.) --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:17, 14 May 2011

Well, I can make a suggestion, perhaps. It needs more mongeese. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:22, 14 May 2011
Can you add some mongeese to it? I ran out of it. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:31, 14 May 2011
Twenty points if you can read this. --Okay, twnety five points.
It's your side project, which reminds me... side projects? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:08, 14 May 2011


why did you do this? I may be wrong, but to me it seems like he was just adding interlanguage-links. Schamschi, 23:05, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

Whoops, sorry, one of the links was faulty, that's probably why you reverted. Hadn't noticed this at first. Schamschi, 23:07, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Aye, although were I not so lazy, removing that one directly would probably have been a better approach. Also, thank you for the edit conflicts. I always love a good edit conflict. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:10, 14 May 2011
What edit conflicts? Seriously, what do you mean? Schamschi, 23:15, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Three edits in a row. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:18, 14 May 2011
Aaaah, so this is an edit conflict. Well, actually, I had already guessed that an edit conflict would be something like this, I just thought that it would (in this case) mean that you would start editing the page, and before you finish your edit, I have submitted another edit, and you submit your edit afterwards nevertheless, thereby deleting my edit, which would make you the one edit conflicting me. This is why I was confused. Well, it comes down to the same thing. Lesson learned: Next time, assume that your revert was not a mistake and find the reason for it before I post on your talk page. Schamschi, 23:29, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Okay. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:13, 15 May 2011

Poopie Pants

HES BACK!!! --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 23:36, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:14, 15 May 2011

NN interwiki

Yeah, I realize that. NN was a prefix of a Nynorsk Uncyclopedia as well as it's a prefix of Nynorsk Wikipedia. It was in my freshly downloaded bot that I've been testing both on Polish Uncy and here. I am trying to remove this dead interwiki from the software, but I can't promise it will definitely work. Now I'm testing it on Polish Uncy. Let's see what can I do. Regards. Risen912 23:41, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:14, 15 May 2011


O, Kay - why did you leave me? --Black Flamingo 00:19, May 15, 2011 (UTC)

Please, I told you not to call me that anymore. It's over between us, and you know full well why. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:32, 15 May 2011


Could you ban Lollipop for a while, with a ban reason of "Abusing rollback and trolling"? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 01:51, May 15, 2011 (UTC)

Have you considered, I dunno, talking to him about... er... whatever it is he's doing? Although if you two are abusing each other or something and don't stop, you may well both be in for a ban, general course. *mumbles* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:37, 15 May 2011
Well that would obviously be pointless, could you imagine me asking him to stop trolling??? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:38, May 15, 2011 (UTC)
How do you know it'd be pointless? Have you tried it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:40, 15 May 2011
For that matter, is that actually what he's doing? Talking can clear up many misunderstandings. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:41, 15 May 2011

I have learnt a valuable lesson...

I feel all nooby. I so totally get the importance of listing sources now. I made that kingfisher pic several years, several pc's and several countries ago. And hence those files could be anywhere. I tried googling but I could only find the bird, which made clear to me why the wings look so crap, it was a terrible photo to have used. Anyway, I don't really think that pic will be featured as it is and I doubt that I'll find the original sources so yeah. Um... I had a point... Oh yes... thanks for the fix suggestion and for teaching me the importance of listing sources. Also, great work on that sicophant pic, I wanted to nom you for potm but when I got there you had already nommed his Zombiness. Anyway, happy Sunday. Cheerio. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:30, May 15, 2011 (UTC)

Well, to be fair, after a few years, a lot of them get taken down, anyhow. But more short term, it can be quite helpful, aye, good practice in general. And thanks... the zombie is not the sort to counter, either. Good day to ye, fair lady. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:56, 15 May 2011

SPIKE's talk page

I methinks bewanders meself that locking SPIKE's talkpage may forsooth wtf traineth ye eyeball uponeth. Now may be the time for everyone to leave SPIKE notes, if he is so stubborn not to come back then he may need some encouragement, hopefully from lots of admins. Poor us, woe is us, with our news editor gone and long gone. Aleister 21:44 15-5-'11

...what? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:56, 15 May 2011
SPIKE is currently pruning his roses and applying spray to aphids. None of that is metaphorical. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:21, May 15, 2011 (UTC)
Aphids are the sexiest of the creatures on Earth because aphids can reproduce asexually, bisexually, homosexually, and heterosexually. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:33, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Oh. Why didn't you say so the first time. Made me all embarassing myself on that Forum, gushing about the creep. Aleister 5:40 16-5-'11
Because there isn't any forum that talks about aphids... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:42, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
There isn't an article on them here either yet, a serious oversight for a humour/humor wiki. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:28, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

What is...

...happened to your userpage? It`s weird. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:29, 16 May, 2011 (UTC)

Ljlego deleted it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:31, 16 May 2011
WHAT?!! Why? He`s mean... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:52, 16 May, 2011 (UTC)
Oh. Now I got it why. You have blocked me once. I.. never knew I have been blocked sometime. Yay. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:00, 16 May, 2011 (UTC)
Yes. >.< I'm rather mean myself. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:14, 16 May 2011


Hey I am new. I was just wondering if you w(c)ould move a possibly deleted article named 'Unnews : A 21-year old black man poses as a newborn baby' into my userspace? --PoopManPoop 22:37, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

If you don't provide a link to the deleted page, I can't undelete it for you very well (since I can't find it). If the page does still exist, however, you can make a copy of it in your userspace yourself (although, again, you'd have to find it first). Unrelatedly, please remember to sign your posts. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:32, 16 May 2011
I am sorry I guess I got too nervous. Uh, what? I tried searching for it. Couldn't find it. There should be atleast an undeleted page of it right, if it existed in the first place, that is? And is there any other way to find it? --PoopManPoop 22:37, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Actually, if you want to find things... Google's sometimes a better bet than the internal search engine. It's here: UnNews:21-year-old black man successfully poses as newborn baby. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:47, 16 May 2011
My apologies, looks like the said article wasnt deleted and is up and running pretty smoothly. I know, noobish.--PoopManPoop 22:53, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah i used Google. I figured that out about four or so minutes ago. :D --PoopManPoop 22:53, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Glad that's sorted out. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:59, 16 May 2011
Might I ask, how many admins are there in here? --PoopManPoop 23:10, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
No, you're not allowed to ask that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:11, 16 May 2011
Uh yeah..ok. --PoopManPoop 23:18, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Hope I'm allowed to answer, even if the question wasn't technically asked. According to this, the Cabal comprises 41 members, however, most of them are inactive, and one of them is a bot. A list of active admins can be found here. Schamschi, 23:43, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you sir for that. Also, I have made an [[2]], how do I put it into the main space? You know, like how to get it up and running and being eligible for voting and reviews and stuff?--PoopManPoop 15:46, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
You can use the "move" tab to do that - it should be somewhere up at the top of your screen, along with "user page," "discussion" and so on. Enter "UnNews: Deranged scientist shocks world, himself." (without quotation marks) in the "new title" box and click to ok it. I would suggest you go over your text one last time first, however. You use a lot of commas which makes it rather disjointed and somewhat hard to read. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:01, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
Feedback is appreciated but how is it otherwise? and do you mean i shouldnt put it in the mainspace?--PoopManPoop 17:00, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah you are correct. there are too many commas. But what i am asking is, is it killing it or is it further ruining it? --PoopManPoop 17:11, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
I have edited it. Now check if there are too many commas still. and i can't see any move button.theres only user page discussion edit history unwatch/watch everytime. --PoopManPoop 17:47, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
The 'move' tab may not show up yet - accounts have to be a certain age for that, and have made enough edits... are you using this account? That said, UnNews aren't the best things to move, anyhow; better to create them as new UnNews for various technical UnNews-specific reasons I'm too tuckered to get into. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:40, 17 May 2011
Oh i didn't know you could make an Unnews directly. That being done, can you tell me something else please? I have made the page but when i copy the link of it and paste it in Yahoo or Word or something, and then click on it, it says this page does not exist. What's up with that? -- 19:19, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
Uh, Lyrithia, I think I made a blunder. Like the above comment I think I made the Unnews article when I was logged out. Can you please move that article from the IP to my username. Or whatever you will do to make it mine again.--PoopManPoop 19:28, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
You're going to have to log in, then copy it, paste it into a new UnNews story, delete the old one, and then publish the new one. I don't think there's any other way to go about it. ~ Humbuck Talk 20:14, 17 May 2011 (UTC)
Just read over your UnNews story. Check out my talk page for a review and some pointers (no need to cluster up Lyrithya's talk page for this). ~ Humbuck Talk 20:31, 17 May 2011 (UTC)



I would like to vote for an article. There are still 8 minutes left. Could you please unprotect it for the following 8 minutes? Thanks --ShabiDOO 23:49, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

If you mean the top 3, it should be unprotected again. Mind, technically, today... ah, tomorrow, server time, was supposed to be the last day. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:52, 16 May 2011
Okay...the voting has been done. :) chaaaaaaaaas --ShabiDOO 23:54, May 16, 2011 (UTC)


I would like to inquire about how to join the potatochoppers guild. Will you tell me how? Thanks. --Tophat headless 01:18, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Uh... you... er... *does some stuff* YOU'RE A MEMBER. *flees* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:27, 17 May 2011 didn't do the "Whama-jiggy whicker whap" !!! Magic man, you aren't a member yet. She's just teasing. --ShabiDOO 01:43, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
I'm a fairy princess. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:44, 17 May 2011

Dear Lyrithya,

I was reading one of my old articles one night (Namely, tonight.) because I am imsomniatic, neurotic, and have too much free time on my hands. And I realized that one of the image links that I used on the page had been deleted. And it was you who had, in fact, deleted it as part of that mass image deletion thing that happened a while back. I was just wondering if you could restore the image to its (rightful?) place.

Image: File:Muresan.jpg

Page: UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick - The pic is linked- not placed on the page- in the first section. Thank you for helping, or I hate you for not helping. Kisses and Hugs, or something. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:00, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

The frog got it... but yeah, if things are not embedded on pages and still linked, generally want to put a {{notorphan}} on them to be safe. It's a pain, but it helps prevent these things. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:05, 17 May 2011
Never heard of it, and refuse to use it for religious reasons. Also, I'll do it anyway. Thank you kindly. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:12, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, mon. And sorry about the fuss; part of the problem was we just didn't have a very good list. I base this partially on the fact that File:Wiki.png got deleted, too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:19, 17 May 2011
WAIT JUST A GOSH-DARNED SECOND HERE! Did I just see that it was, in fact, administrator, and all around good-guy TKF who fixed the image, and you are just running around here taking all of my kind thanks for something you didn't do? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:33, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
He's a frog, not an admin. We only have two admins - Under User and Algorithm. Everyone else is just... random things. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:40, 17 May 2011
Kind thanks deleted. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:40, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
I hope you'll forward it to the proper recipient. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:43, 17 May 2011
And then some! I hope you're happy. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:48, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
I'm never happy. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:50, 17 May 2011


There is a pretty serious problem here Lyrith. I just finished teaching your army of rodents cypriot greek and now they are spending the whole day philosophising and building shrines to made up gods. Far worse, the men spend most of the days chasing after the beautiful boy squirrel soldiers...and its gotten to the point where they simply wont procreate naturally, thus grow in size. This is a considerable set back. Why didn't we think about these consequences? This sets us back at the very least three months. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( --ShabiDOO 18:18, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

No it doesn't. We have other armies, fanged hams, shadow dragons, a pile of corralled manholes that aren't technically an army, but'll probably do a crapload of damage when let out, so who cares... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:42, 17 May 2011
Who whah manholes huh!?!?!!?!????????????????? --ShabiDOO 02:33, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
Carnivorous manholes, at that. These ain't no vegetarians. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:04, 18 May 2011

3D logo?

Since Wikipedia has a 3D version of their logo, with the unseen glyphs standardized, would it make sense to create, say, a Blender file doing the same thing (not that we would update the wiki's actual logo)? —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 02:22, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Hmm... this is very important - would it be polygons, subdivision, or NURBS? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:08, 18 May 2011
I'm used to poly editing, but I'm okay with whatever. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 05:30, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
I'm not sure polygons would be the best thing here, considering the, ah, nature of a potato. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:32, 18 May 2011
With some subsurfacing and smoothing, I'm usually fine. Which way would you prefer? —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 05:45, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
Bah, then do what you're used to, mon. If you want to make a 3D version, by all means, go for it; why should anyone stand in your way? It's not like we can't mercilessly mock you if it turns out horrible. Although as I suspect there are maybe four people on this wiki even capable of that sort of thing, would anyone here know about how horrible it even is, if it is? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:59, 18 May 2011

Serenity's Pee Review

Hi Lyrithya, I almost forgot to thank you for reviewing serenity! Spike helped me a lot with developing the concept. I wrote the bulk of the article, and Spike wrote some bits and pieces. I think those pieces might be what seems a bit off the wall when compared with the rest of the article.

I was going to see if Spike and I could get it to feature-status together. However, since he's left us to write Bat Boy and Armageddon articles for Weekly World News (I miss him...), I figured I would finish it for us. I'll be working on it per your critique, and if you see anything at all you can contribute to it, feel free! It might be just an obscure joke like lemon curry right now, but it's my baby and I want it to grow big and strong and featured someday! Anyway, thanks for your help, have another cheesecake!

Cheesecake2 TheSlyFox has given you a cheesecake to show his appreciation!
...because even the Dark Side gives out cookies.

-- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:33 May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, right... well, folks sometimes come back against their better judgement. Question is, how does one undo a scrambled password? And no, I'm not implying anything. I'm not even talking about what I think I'm talking about, let alone what you might think I'm talking about, so don't even think it!
Uh, er... anyhow, best of luck to you. Article has a fair amount of potential so you should be able to pull it off anyway, but a little luck never hurt, right? Rar, cheesecake. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:36, 18 May 2011


Dear, I am a newbie,but I dont understand what was the problem with my article 'knanaya' to be 'Huffed'?!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Daffyjoe (talk • contribs)

Hello. I see no other contributions on this account, deleted or otherwise; what article was it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:31, 18 May 2011
it is huffed and I made it reinstated in my sandbox.But dont know how to move as regular article.It's title is 'knanaya'.P.S:-it is local humour. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Daffyjoe (talk • contribs)
Ah, I see. And you seem to have figured it out, which is good. What you've recreated is also a lot better than what was before; looked like a bad wikipedia copy-pasta, although you should still probably work on the formatting of that article, as well as overall humour - what ideas are you trying to get across? And local or no, Uncyclopedia itself is rather global, mind, so how will other audiences see it? You can target a primary audience, but that doesn't mean it cannot have appeal to outsiders as well. Also, please, remember to sign your comments on discussion pages with four tildes (~~~~). 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:05, 18 May 2011


What the hell did I do to deserve a block? 16:05, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

A whole lot of stupid edits + a prior history of blocks and stupid edits = another block... and while there's no telling if you're even the same person as before, it does look that way... mon, please don't link words to random stuff; even if it seems related in your head, if it doesn't make sense in the context of the article, don't do it. It's just annoying, which is also why I pointed you to HTBFANJS. That said, you can also use the preview button so you don't wind up making a string of minor edits like you've been doing... and you may want to consider making an account for various reasons, some of which are more related than others. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:16, 18 May 2011


I want to keep it, but I can't comment on the page to delete it ? Madness.....and you vrpoooom my edits like a chapelhapper ? -- 20:32, May 19, 2011 (UTC)-- 20:32, May 19, 2011 (UTC)-- 20:32, May 19, 2011 (UTC)-- 20:32, May 19, 2011 (UTC)-- 20:32, May 19, 2011 (UTC)-- 20:32, May 19, 2011 (UTC)-- 20:32, May 19, 2011 (UTC)-- 20:32, May 19, 2011 (UTC)-- 20:32, May 19, 2011 (UTC)-- 20:32, May 19, 2011 (UTC)-- 20:32, May 19, 2011 (UTC)-- 20:32, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Er... generally comments go on the talkpage. Also, you may want to consider making an account so you can, among other things, such as vote on these things in the future, keep this in your userspace if it does get voted for deletion... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:48, 20 May 2011
The above is too weird to comment on. But come look at my user page, I have a link to the first 111 gigapixel photo, if you haven't seen it yet, and it has a zoom-in feature. Aleister 20:37 19-5-'11
What is it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:48, 20 May 2011


UnNews:Obama bans natural health???? mAttlobster. (hello) 20:43, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Sorted out. I guess. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:50, 20 May 2011


As I saw your name in the AAN adopters list which you might have forgotten was there, would you care to adopt me and show me the light and stuff?--PoopManPoop 21:04, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Right, yes. Consider yourself adopted. Now your first task shall be... uh... er... crap, I'll have to get back to you on this one. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:53, 20 May 2011
But don't do drugs mmkay..--PoopManPoop 16:33, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
Drugs can be a powerful asset when writing comedy. Especially alcohol. Have you any idea how many writers come on Uncyclopedia while drunk? Because I don't. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:41, 20 May 2011
You know what they say, Give me a T for 10 bucks and i will write you a sad poem, except not many people have ever had the occasion to say it--PoopManPoop 22:23, May 20, 2011 (UTC).
I don't even know what that means, sorry. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:04, 21 May 2011
Yeah, neither do I when I think about it..--PoopManPoop 07:51, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
How the hell did your page go all caps? Anyway, can you do me a favor and just open the article. This one. Just write the opening two lines telling the readers that there was a speech on anything by anyone at some science convention and here it goes. I just need the format of the opening the rest i will do on my own..--PoopManPoop 15:42, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Someone vandalised it. Anyhow, why me? I don't even know what you have in mind, what sort of speech, what you're going for... but if you can tell me, can you not tell your readers? Say what you just said, but specify what speech, that kind of thing... you can do it, mon, just... write. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:55, 21 May 2011
-D Ohk. And do something about the guy who vandalised it. Caps lock are so irritating.I am off to write, after I make this Air Force Supersonic Jet prototype number EI89E, of course.--PoopManPoop 11:01, May 23, 2011 (UTC)


...made a book. Specially for you. Read and cry for the poor bunnies. Erhm... I just wanted to inform you that I made something at last... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 10:35, 20 May, 2011 (UTC)

But if those images are from the thing itself, what is yours about it? Where is the parody or the satire or whatnot? Just copying something and putting it somewhere else doesn't qualify as fair use, either. What would, however, and what might be funny aside from the humour of the thing itself, would be to change them, or to make new ones mimicking the style. Copy how they tend to be, but change something to make a point - look at xkcd; that's what Meep did, mocking trends within the comic... maybe here you could, instead of having them be suicidally going to their deaths, by trying to get other bunnies to do that? Turn it into some sort of trial book that the rabits go through before making before the main ones that are the real thing, or something. I dunno; it's just an idea. I hate to say this, but you need to do something to it, or it's just plagiarism. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:32, 20 May 2011
Well I`ll try to to do something. But I think it`s going to be hard or something. We`ll see. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:00, 23 May, 2011 (UTC)
Aye... well, if you need more time, you can move it to your userspace. Good luck, man. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:36, 23 May 2011

I'm Back

Miss me?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:20, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

No, now back down the pit with you. All that salt won't mine itself. --ChiefjusticeDS 15:35, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
No, that's not true... we did miss you. Because like he said; it doesn't mine itself... get to work! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:34, 20 May 2011
Salt Mine? I thought it was a strip club with all those female dress like slaves taking off their hot and sweaty clothes. But I'm glad to be back; not the salt mine, though.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:32, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
*raises a whip* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:10, 21 May 2011
Yay, now whip those girls--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:38, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Nuh-uh. Get to work. *cracks the whip* I won't ask again. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:40, 21 May 2011
You're threatning me with a whip? *laughs at Lyrithya* You need something more than that to scare me. Plus it's my lunch break.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:24, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
I'm threatening your pet turtle with a whip. Do you really want your poor turtle to die? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:35, 21 May 2011
Tell you what, give me 12 hookers and I'll get to work.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:58, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Insolence... *casts Iwillkillyou into a Pit of Extreme DarknessTM* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:00, 21 May 2011
Yay! Darkness!--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 07:11, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
...'Yay'? *peers down* Okay, now that's a first. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:16, 21 May 2011

I've heard you're an admin now

Now I can manipulate you to do my every command, and assist me in my plans to rise through the ranks and become the Eternal President of Uncyclopedia! Muhahahahaha!--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:07, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not an admin. You've been lied to. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:09, 21 May 2011
What?!? Lollipop lied to me! DAMN IT!!!! Oh well, I guess my plans have to wait. As for you, since you're no admin, I have no use of you. *pulls out dagger and slits Lyrithya throat*.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:14, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
I'm a tree. *falls on Iwillkillyou* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:15, 21 May 2011
*groans in pain and anger* Should... have... saw...that...coming...--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:22, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Ehm, whats this all about!?!?!?!?!?! Lyrithya and I have plans to do a pretty big number on this place and then the world ... and her being an admin (or not) has nothing to do with it. You have to be proactive about stuff. If you wanna get something, you have to be a doer! Thinkg: MANHOLES!!!! Or something like that :S --ShabiDOO 04:20, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
*finds strength and lifts tree off himself* If theirs anybody who's going to take over this puny world, it's going to be me.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:25, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Coming from someone who doesn't know which 'there' to use, that doesn't carry that much weight. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:27, 21 May 2011
Hey, watch it! Don't make me turn you to fire wood you tree--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:28, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
If I ever was admin, I would literally gangrape Uncyclopedia up the ass. Luckily that will never happen,as the current admins dread that happening. Hey,Lyrithya became admin, if she became admin, then I guess I can too. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:32, 21 May 2011
If they can allow Lyrithya to be admin, then you and I can be admins true. *evil smile appears*--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:35, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
The wiki would become infested with Canadians. The admins hate friendly people. The only friendly admins i've heard of are Mr N and RC. And sometimes Zombiebaron. And everyone else. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:38, 21 May 2011
I like Canadians. Especially with hot sauce.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:40, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
I like Americans. They go good with pancakes. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:43, 21 May 2011
And Russians go great with waffles--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:47, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Jamaicans go great with squirrel! --ShabiDOO 04:51, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Chinese are best with stew and crusants--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:54, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Your mom is best with stew and croissants. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:55, 21 May 2011
Your mom is good sliced and mixed up with onions and burned to a crisp. Delicious!--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:58, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Lollipops taste horrible with onions. Unless you're drunk. On that note, I got to bed, it's 1:00 A.M. in Canada. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:00, 21 May 2011
Its 1:32 here. And don't let the bed bugs bite. Mmmm. Beg bugs *drools from mouth*--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:33, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Protection Request

As you know I'm rebuilding RYA. I have constructed the front page in my user space fro moving once a get everything finalised on it.

I have built sub-pages in the main space for the actually ratings to go on. The event shan't commence till June the first, and I get the feeling someone might come along and mess with it before then. Could you be a dear and protect them all please? (The list of pages are here.) --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:20, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Doubtful; people tend to not even find these things. Even if they do, it's a simple matter to revert; works for the rest of the wiki, no? Although if the voting is limited to registered users, that might be another matter. Might. Still not sure if it's worth it, though... Also, I'm lazy. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:58, 21 May 2011


Thanks for the sexy review; all good advice as usual. I'll be along with your Chrome Shitter or whatever it's called when I can be bothered updating the list (and I'll be aiming for my 101st tonight so get ready with the Crystal Chamber Pot). --Black Flamingo 20:12, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

It contained advice? Really? Well, that's good to hear... read... whatever the figure of speech would be here. And whee, toilets. You're awesome, man. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:17, 21 May 2011
I think you're confusing me with somebody else. --Black Flamingo 20:22, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Always. But sometimes that someone else turns out to be the person in question, after all... just disguised or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:25, 21 May 2011
Did you also fix Cajek's horrible list? If so you're the awesome one. --Black Flamingo 20:35, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Well, I... tried. It doesn't entirely work yet. I mean, it should work for the ones actually there, but beyond that... ghaah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:40, 21 May 2011
I don't know what you mean by "actually there" but it seems fine to me. No offense to Cajek but it was a pain in the arse to edit. --Black Flamingo 20:52, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
We should lynch him. And lynch mediawiki, while we're at it, for not having a for loop for the damn parser functions... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:54, 21 May 2011

Ta da!

When I noticed the other day that you were approaching 76 review I made sure I had something hilarious to say when I dropped it off. I wonder what it was?

Anyway, great work. Seventy-something great reviews. I was worried you'd quit peeing, as admins tend to do, but I'm so glad you haven't. The place wouldn't be as... interesting without you. Here's to another 76. --Black Flamingo 20:50, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

I'm so bad at it, though... oh well. Thanks. Don't assume I won't give up on it, though. Although it's not like I have anything better to do around here...
Vaguely relatedly, da-amn, that table is so much easier to update now... Sometimes I really love myself. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:53, 21 May 2011
You need to update the HowTo too. Or huff it, which is long overdue if you ask me. --Black Flamingo 21:00, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Ah, bugger... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:39, 21 May 2011

A little thing

Hey, I noticed you cancelled out my edit of UnNews:Devin Fox gets restraining order from girl he's "hooked on" and put the "Original" tag back on it. I'd taken it off because there's a source (a YouTube video), and so leaving the original tag would mean it's both original and has a source, which is contradictory. I just wanted to know the thought behind your edit; it just didn't make sense to me. ~ Humbuck Talk 05:01, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

Need the things be mutually exclusive, though? The thing says it 'features first-hand journalism', not that it is entirely so, and that one contains a fair bit of first-hand, going out and interviewing and putting it all together... if you feel otherwise, it doesn't matter terribly to me, but it doesn't seem like it oughtn't have the thing, to me. But you're the boss, Boss. *bows* Okay, I admit, I was also just testing a script. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:04, 22 May 2011
Okay, I see where you're coming from. I might change it back if it's not a big deal and I remember to do it tomorrow (odds are against that one) because the Original badge itself doesn't explicitly state that it and sources are exclusive of each other and this could be confusing to a reader and what the hell is a goat doing in my living room? That's my sandwich, dammit. ~ Humbuck Talk 05:12, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
OY! Leave my goat alone, man! I wanted that sandwich. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:29, 22 May 2011

u got b& lulz

your a n33b --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:10, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

I'm sorry. I was weak. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:42, 22 May 2011

Bugs, under skin

I do believe every kind of bug invented by a loving God is now crawling under my skin. I've tried to catch them with a knife, but have only succeeded in getting things bloody bloody, without even a gnat or a cricket to show for it. What am I doing wrong that I can't catch them? How do you catch yours. Thanks, and good to meet you, I see you are an admin and lots of other things. I hope you can use your admin skills to tell me about these bugs. Aleister there! caught one! damn, it's just an organ. never mnd.

They're... uh... it's a really large cricket. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:34, 23 May 2011


So, you're an admin now, huh? That's cool. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:10, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

No it's not. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:33, 23 May 2011
Agreed with Lyrithya. Right now, 16,000,000,000,000 penguins have no homes and are suffering because of her admin powers.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:40, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

You're a cool person and all

Even though we are endlessly fighting in IRC for various reasons you're still pretty chill. But I do have one thing to ask: could you stop using vague edit summaries? That's not to say they can't be amusing, like Zombiebaron's famous "The tribunal has spoken." for VFD'd articles and the like, they just have to be clear what they are. Right now they just look like a confused schizophrenic who stumbled onto Uncyclopedia. "Cake?", "I'm confused", and such don't really tell us anything, and believe it or not people do use page histories and logs from time to time to trace what happened to an article. So could you please make them a little bit clearer?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 18:01 May 23, 2011

Yeah, he is right. Plus, the singing muffins were annoying. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:04, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, that was another one. Granted, it did have a link to VFD, but I think we can all agree that "tribunal" makes a bit more sense than "singing muffins". If you're new here and wondering why your article was deleted, it's a bit easier to get the gist of, nahmean?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 18:06 May 23, 2011
AND that. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:20, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
You know, a good potion of these are just the result of my having no mouse-screen coordination... like that last one; I was aiming for the custom thing so I could say it failed vfp like proper, but I missed, hit the confused one instead, and if you saw Cat's pile of redirects and stuff, you'd have been confused as well, thankyouverymuch. but once something's deleted, well, is there really anything worth doing that can be done about it? I'll try to be more careful about these in the future, and change some of the defaults if you like, but short of stopping editing and whatnot entirely, I can't really make any promises beyond that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:28, 23 May 2011

Thanks for the gobshite nom

Considering how little I contribute this is an honour, evidently my drivel is quite potent Shrooms Jello Shrooms 22:20, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

Alas; it isn't you specifically, merely <insert name here>. You're the third person, or some such, to come here about that, too. That's ucanny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:51, 24 May 2011
You're kidding?, so it was just username on the daym gobshite award page? That sucks.. however it made me endeavour with one of my most productive nights on here...I both submitted and completed a pee review. I must be a considerate lover after all. Shrooms Jello Shrooms 01:18, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry. It's always nice to see good come of that award, however, regardless of how oddly it occurs. Nice, thank you; indeed you may. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:21, 24 May 2011
<insert name here>, you are a cunt and I hope you die of cancer -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:47, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
What the fuck are you talking about man?--PoopManPoop 09:12, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
Oh sorry my bad didn't know there was this { { username } } facility available here.--PoopManPoop 09:16, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

I said

Hey yea yea yea,
I said hay yay yay yay,
I said hey --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:27, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

I say yay yay yay
and *Confused everything*
and so I said hi. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 04:43, 24 May, 2011 (UTC)
Cat, it would be difficult to rank who confuses me most, you or <insert name here> --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 05:07, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
That`s true. So it`s a race, eh? <insert name here>, see you in hell. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:11, 24 May, 2011 (UTC)
Wtf? Why is everybody talking about me when I haven't even done anything yet. Productive or otherwise. ^^ Bring it on..:D--PoopManPoop 09:14, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

You can just bet what I`m after.

You know, that bunnything. Could you kill it? `Cause I started this Userspace projection, where I could use those suicide-bunny pictures. So kill the bumper book, please. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:15, 24 May, 2011 (UTC)

Can't you just use the pictures. Or better yet, reverse the pictures and use them. Or move the reversed ones into the one you want to kill. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 06:26, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
Killed the page, but the images are still around if you intend to use those... anyhow, this new one should be interesting. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:19, 24 May 2011
Thankyee. But, Lyri, I will use the pictures somewhere on my new article, so don`t worry about the pictures. Shall Peter die, oh yes. Muahahahahaha... XD Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 13:24, 24 May, 2011 (UTC)
I think I like where you're going with this, oh yes. *nods* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:32, 24 May 2011


As you are my mentor and adopter, I want to tell you that I am going to put up an article up for voting on VFH. And if you can, unlike all the other times I have asked you for feedback, some feedback would be appreciated. Funny, not funny, blah, whatever. Again, if you can. Cheers. :D--PoopManPoop 08:31, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

I'll give it a look when I get up; I'm off to sleep, for now. But have I really been that evasive? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:20, 24 May 2011
No you've been really helpful and stuff with explaining how things work here, more so than anybody else I daresay. But if we talk about reviewing stuff and giving ideas, not so much. Though you might really, honestly not know when you say you don't, but I need some on this one. Because this is a special one.

P.S. Not evasive, neither elusive, because they are metaphorically, symbolically and literally synonyms,*thinking* uh..something. Not even closely as bad as evasive, but,..uh..Man I really need to get back to reading and shit. I would do with 'unaware' until I get a better word *leaves thinking hard*--PoopManPoop 11:47, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

i put it up while you were sleeping. :p read and give some feedback vote. *places gun on head* --PoopManPoop 16:07, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
Mmm, it kind of contradicts itself, first saying he's still on the run, then saying he's in prison and resisted arrest... that was quick. But seriously, probably be best to just pick one.
In general, though... I dunno, doesn't really seem a feature to me, at least not yet. Vague in bits when it could be making jokes, saying stuff not overly newslike - if it's the news, why does it mention how it's in the news? And it just skips over things, leaving out how it got from one thing to another, like what I first mentioned. Just read through it, develop your jokes more if you can, and make sure everything makes sense; that's all I can really advise.
And sorry about being so evasive. I plead laziness. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:24, 24 May 2011
Dude thats Threatts the boy and the one who's on the run is the dad, Mr Jordan, Mrs. Jordan's husband. And about the grammar errors you talked about. Uh, yeah I know it's not perfect yet. But it does tickle a a large variety of funny bones, I think. I might be wrong. You will have to tell me specifically because the Pee review I got from the Magic guy, I did what all he told me too. So unless you tell me the paragraphs or the specific words in question, I wouldn't be any wiser. PoopManPoop 21:42, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
Ah... okay, so why would he be on the run? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:50, 24 May 2011

--PoopManPoop 14:01, May 25, 2011 (UTC)====Because==== it can indicate anything. it can indicate that maybe he had something to do with it, or it can indicate that the whole family was actually crazy. or anything man. left it on the reader to decide i will explain that of course and I know about that hole, but I am not doing anything because it doesn't look like being an obstruction to the flow. I will add a reason for his dad to be on the run. What else P.S. And no, as I said you are helpful and I have known my way across the site because of, uh I want to say you, but then I think it has all been me. Anyway, remember, I am your nOOb and you got to help me to get that article featured. and I really like this one, i don't know why, and I like you too, weird warningless kicking-out's aside PoopManPoop 22:00, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

'It can indicate anything' verges on it being completely random, though. With all the pieces, why are they in the news, why do they merit mention? That's what you need to think about and make apparent; it all needs to be there for a reason. And I don't even know. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:45, 24 May 2011
All you are saying is making complete sense and I will change em right now maybe. what else?--PoopManPoop 14:02, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
Yes that is done. Tell me what else needs to be fixed. Because I can't think of anything that can be done on it without making it look too desperate for attention.You say--PoopManPoop 19:19, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
Now you say the shirts become 'the new in-thing on campus' - what campus? What kind of campus? Perhaps saying they became the new in-thing among a certain demographic in the region, or some such, would make more sense? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:46, 26 May 2011
Ok campus is like a wordly thing, like you know, stock market. But yeah ok i will make it campuses all over Florida, because it makes more sense. what else. And don't tell me you don't find it funny because I think it is at least a little funny if not fall-from-your-chair funny. And yeah, I know there are some problems, but that's why I am asking you to point em out.ok what else? and how do you like my new sig? --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 04:18, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
University campus? College campus? Elementary school campus? Office campus? But as for the rest, I cannot say, or I have already said, or something sat on it. It all varies. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:26, 26 May 2011
Ok it appears like campus has sorta different usage where you live than where i live. Campus here is only college, not school, office, or even torture camp. Only college. And irritated you might be from what i'm about to say, but what else? I am sorry but I want it featured because I know in my gut it can be. so again, what else?--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 05:13, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
Like I said, I cannot say. A word of advice, however - annoying people, just in general, is not the way to get things featured; even if the annoyance doesn't actually have anything to do with how good or bad the thing is, if it does relate to the thing... are you familiar with 'conditioning'? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:18, 26 May 2011
What`s that? Something to do with religion? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:20, 26 May, 2011 (UTC)
as a complete outside the loop observer - just put it in a pee review and if you have already - do it again. We all have different humor styles, and some are not even funny. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 05:21, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
Like <insert name here>. Everyone hates him/her. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:25, 26 May, 2011 (UTC)
Cat The Colorful, I must respectfully disagree. I think <insert name here> is an unsung auteur of Uncyclopedia, Uncyclomedia and Uga Uga Boo Uga Boo Boo Ugga and all that --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 05:54, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
If <insert name here> says anything about me now, I will make a hole in his head and will personally rape it.--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 06:10, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
I was just stupid enough to fall for {{USERNAME}} --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:33, 27 May 2011
Don't sweat it, that's what it's for. LOL --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:50, May 27, 2011 (UTC)


Lyrithia, would you mind hacking up one of the more promising pages of the "master chief" deleted article and dump em on my userpage? I wanna see if i can use anything :) Thanks! Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 15:08, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

The only revision of master chief containing any content said 'Master Chief is a big, green, bad-ass mother fucker capable of terminating entire religions and species of life.'. Something tells me that's not likely to help you much, but... who knows. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:31, 26 May 2011

UnBooks:The bumper book of bunny suicides

This title made me laugh so hard I cried. Or maybe I cried because I was cutting an onion. Anyhow, please hack it up and move it to my userspace. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:35, 27 May 2011

Well... I could, but then I'd have to delete it again. Mon, Cat's working on a new version in his userspace, one that looks much more likely to contain original content; go find that, or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:46, 27 May 2011
Link to our Colourful friend's version? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:05, 27 May 2011
It's up there somewhere. I'd find it, but I'm kind of out of time. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:40, 27 May 2011
Here. --Tophat headless 02:43, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
There. (Funny, I have an idol. Lollipop is my idol! Wait. No... Shit.) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 10:49, 27 May, 2011 (UTC)
I have a few idols. Most of them are older admins and older users. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:02, 28 May 2011


I cleaned up this article some. I did what I could, but it looks much better in my opinion. So my question to you is did I do well or should I work up on my article cleaning skills some more.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:07, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

What article? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:08, 27 May 2011
Oh, I forgot to put that in. It's Prince Charles. Just check the history before and after I fixed it up.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:10, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, it seem does look better than it was... cosmetics, no? Although sometimes reordering/merging/chucking sections'll help a fair bit, too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:15, 27 May 2011
Good to know. I'm trying to go above just deleting red links and placing clean up tags. Looks like I'm on the right track--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:19, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
Bothering to do anything at all is the right track. You're at least a step ahead of that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:21, 27 May 2011
True, true--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:24, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

My sig was naughty today. Again.

Please... I cannot stop it. Would you just teach it something, like editing right and using two moving sig-things while I go to buy some ice cream? Thanks.


No! It`s mine! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 10:52, 27 May, 2011 (UTC)

Shit. It was all about some spans again? I`m so stupid.
Newcookie Cat the Colourful has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
No ice cream. But take this cookie. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 10:55, 27 May, 2011 (UTC)
Eh, pesky little buggers, those spans... Need to show them their place, indeed. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:16, 27 May 2011


Ok, you've called me irritating one too many times now and I don't really want to be adopted by you anymore, because honestly speaking you don't really do anything apart from telling me off. So really, thanks for nothing. And please, don't put you name in the AAN list again. See you. And btw, I and Olipro were getting along just fine before when I asked him about the Indian cow thing. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 19:22, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

Please remove the template from my user page will you. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 19:25, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
Apologies if I came across as rude. If folks thought I was irritating, I'd want to know, however, and that was what the other fellow was saying. The question is, what does the other fellow know? And where does the housecat go? Questions, questions, all we have are questions...
But anyhow, if that's what you want, then you may consider yourself unadopted. You have made considerable progress in your short time here, so feel free to remove the template yourself. You are more than capable, so show it. Take initiative, mon. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:32, 27 May 2011
Ok, one, I think he was joking because we were having a perfectly fine conversation before, two, if he was not he can suck on my more than hairy ****, and three, I wasn't doing anything remotely irritating then. And yeah, about the adopting thing, I doubt you know what I am even working right now. And if you do, I have never once seen something from you on my talk page which says something like good job! or this is how you improve your article and such. And yeah, you were rude and unreasonably so, because, as I said, I wasn't doing anything annoying. And anyway, AAN comes across as a stupid idea to me anyway, as nobody really says no for help if asked. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 21:05, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
I'm sorry you feel that way. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:19, 27 May 2011
uh, ok. One single person saying someone is irritating doesn't mean he is, even though you have been thinking that for quite a while now. I don't really like to ask anybody for instructions, but have to do so because only as soon as I know them can I write better stuff.
P.S. TheHumbucker is going out on a weekend. I don't know who will I go to for help as he's the only one who doesn't snap when asked. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 21:51, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
Kind sir, take deep cleansing breaths. Breath in 2 three - hold two 3, exhale two three
Nobody here is paid to do anything, we do everything as volunteers, we offer our opinions and if they disagree with someone else's that does not mean they are haters. I have been a fly on the wall for much of this adoption and feedback issue. I saw an eager new user ask Lyrithya to adopt him, she tried very hard to dissuade him, he persisted. When he asked for feedback and it was given, he did not seem to like it. Asked for more, and more and more, to the point, some people got annoyed. The behavior was described as being annoying (which by its very nature is defined by the one being annoyed). Eg: if someone else's behavior annoys me, then that person is being annoying. It is by its very nature subjective. If you are referred to as annoying by some, instead of denying such, try and figure out what it is that is annoying the accuser. Most of the behavior I have seen has been what I call "kids in the pool" the "look at me mom, I am jumping off the diving board" or "Look at me mom, I splashed my sister". the constant need to guidance or assurance that our mother is watching and paying attention to us. But we are not children. This is an adult site. certainly there are a lot of teen agers that provide very effective edits and writings, but also do not require excessive guidance. If they do, they are often labeled "annoying" and ultimately put off the site. Why? because people come to this site to be entertained. Either by reading or writing for other people's entertainment. When it becomes a job, it stops being fun.
None of this really matters. If your article is featured and is the best thing written since the UN:N Big fat hairy deal. Its just scriblins on papyrus that may put a smile on a few thousand faces. Its not worth raising any blood pressure. Perspective. Lyrithya I am sorry for putting this huge treatise on your talk page. I will say at least it is not a Youtube video. Although, that gets me thinking.
In conclusion - Mars needs women. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:09, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
Ok, lets roll man. One, Mr. very douchebag guy who I don't give a fuck if is an admin in disguise, Lyrithya can confirm that I very much acknowledged that I was being annoying when we had a talk about it. Two, fuck if I ask anybody else for guidance unless it's you. Three, I wasn't being annoying at all when she raised it(Lyrithya I am not opening up that for discussion it's closed). Four, when she gave me feedback and stopped at just 'I don't know', that's when I thought a mentor should be doing more and asked her( again, not opening it up)for..more. And five, what about me being featured man? What the fuck about me being featured? You think I am flying high up on cloud nine because of something here? Half of you have a Wiki experience and might just consider guidance an annoying thing to do, just don't write stuff like 'we are here to help' and 'just ask anyone people are helpful here. Be rude with me again and I will personally make a hole in the ground and dig your lame dork self into it myself. Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 23:49, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
Huh? --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 aka --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:34, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
ok now that I have eaten, I can digest this. You seem to take great offense at being perceived as annoying. Annoyingly so, ironically. You see, people are not in charge of whether or not they annoy others. Only if they are trying to annoy others. In no way did I feel you were trying to annoy anyone. Your obvious enthusiasm is joyful. Some people are easily annoyed. Some are not. The easily annoyed may feel put upon if they get one new message a day on their talk page. Imagine how many Lyrithya has received today only? When someone says you are being annoying, and even if you do not feel you should be considered annoying, the nice way to respond is in the order of "I am sorry, I did not intend to annoy you" Above you assert you were not being annoying when Lyrithya said you were annoying. I reiterate, if she was annoyed, then you were annoying. case closed. You may not have been intentionally trying to be annoying, or you may be unaware of how easy it is to annoy space aliens that only exist in the ethers of irc and but it's pretty easy.
About being featured. That is a huge honor. do you know how many editors are registered on this site? approximately 34 trillion. Do you know how many articles have been featured? Capital G. Those odds are pretty steep against anything you have written every getting featured. And guess what, if it does get featured, (d0n't klik). Really, its like the perfect attendance award at school. You still have to go to your job the next day, food still costs money, and you do not get a free butler. you get some text in {{}} to put on your user page, which no one but you will ever look at with any regularity. Write for the love. Write for the self satisfaction. Not for the glory because you will not find real glory getting featured on a wiki that is the 34th most popular site in some south korean town.--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:23, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
I couldn't agree more with Kevillips, this "glory" thing is the source of all the drama here. When my 1st article was featured, I thought it would always be easy, and got very disappointed when my second article was trashed off VFH. Now I write for the love, feature or not is not what you have to think about when you write. And you have to be able to take critics: after all, if the criticism is always 100% positive, it does not give you the incentive to improve. I understand how the site works better and certainly it does not evolve around a single user; how utterly boring would such a site be? Nor is it a competition. I think PoopManPoop will come to the same conclusion as I did after some more time here. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:48, May 28, 2011 (UTC)


Hey Lyrithya (and anyone watching your talk page), I've got a 3-day weekend coming up and have decided to take a vacation. Because the whole point of said vacation is to relax, and because the only thing Uncyclopedia has been recently is stressful, I won't be checking in while I'm out. I'm even leaving my laptop home so I'm not tempted to check the site or get on IRC.

So yeah... The long and short of it is: I need a break, so I'm taking one. ~ Humbuck Talk 20:18, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

Poor dear. Hope your weekend is a good one... I'll try to look in on the big ugly baby while you're out, but I've been spending the last little while in a morrasse of crankiness and despair, so I make no promises as to how useful I may be. Maybe someone else will be willing to clean up the spit up, though... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:32, 27 May 2011
Just don't go near any aphid infested rose bushes, m'kay? --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:37, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

Excuse me

Hi Lyrithya, I really don't mean to be a bother, I've just noticed that in Humbucker's absence, you've been deleting a whole shitload of UnNews and I was wondering if it was old archived stuff or what the story was there? I know you're busy and all that, I was just curious. I've been gone for a while, so I'm still very ignorant to what's been going on around here. Also, uh sorry for all the hell I gave you a few months back. I was molting. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 06:08, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

More like old unarchived stuff... sort of thing that attests to precisely why we need someone, or multiple someones, or anyone at all, dedicatedly looking after the bugger, really, as I don't think it's a coincidence that most of this is from 2006-2008. Empty articles, blanked pages, complete nonsense, spam, vanity, blog-like things, stuff that who knows what it even was... I started out just deleting the pure vandalism, but then someone complained on IRC, so I put a few of the better ones, not pure vandalise, on VFD and TKF just deleted the first two off the bat, so... eh. It's cleanup. Just cleanup.
Blame the folks who wanted an article count; I started out just categorising, but the uncategorised are where badness lurks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:45, 28 May 2011



Run along, now. *waves dismissively* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:33, 28 May 2011
You tell 'er Gilbert! Jackofspades (talk) 08:39, 28 May 2011


After your helpful review I'm pretty sure my Sofia Coppola article is a lot better. What are your thoughts? I was going to nominate it for that thing... what's it called... class president? No, the other one. --Black Flamingo 11:32, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Also, that thing she's leaning on in a big bottle of perfume. --Black Flamingo 11:37, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Oooooooh. And... er... it probably is. It does seem to have a nice butt added, at any rate... should I look at the rest of it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:50, 28 May 2011
Yes. --Black Flamingo 11:53, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Oh... er... I'll do that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 12:07, 28 May 2011

Hahaha! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 11:35, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Shut up. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:50, 28 May 2011
Seriously, that wasn't supposed to happen. I don't know why the caching decided to go out on me now... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:51, 28 May 2011
I would put up a video clip from The Room that explains exactly why this happened, but I know how you don't like Flash. It's still hilarious, though. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:03, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Apparently it takes three new files to get around the caching. Deleting the old revisions may or may not have had anything to do with it... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 12:07, 28 May 2011
Just stop deleting things. Jeez. Aleister Saturday
Nou. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:30, 28 May 2011

A little help

Can't a user get a little help 'round here? You adopted me and don't do jack. WTF. Anyway, I don't know how to do this, so could you lend two hands. The frat is going to do a collab of "Muse", but when I search for muse to claim the page it goes to a user page. Could you grab the title "Muse" and paste this template on it. We are also going to do boyfriend. Why don't you drop your banstick and deletestick for a couple of weeks and let's make these two pages shine like the sun! Thanks. Aleister Saturday


This requested article is currently being worked on by Upsilon Sigma Sigma. If you would like to help us work on it, sign up to join ΥΣΣ today!

p.s. later. Thanks! I don't know how you did it, but it's been done! Al

Why anyone would ask Lyrithya for anything is beyond me. Jackofspades (talk) 19:23, 28 May 2011
Yeah that was actually me. You're welcome. --Black Flamingo 22:15, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Ooo, articles? Neat. Wait, two? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:32, 28 May 2011

You made a mistake, again

But I'm not blaming you. The fact remains, however, that there's a 50% chance that the article Abortion will display a box with a red link in it which reads "Hanger.gif" (the article uses a <choose>-tag, in which this image is one of two options, hence the 50% chance). Checking the logs of this image, it looks like you were responsible for its huffing, at the time of which this image was already being used in the article, contrary to what your huff reason suggests (is this sentence correct English?). So would you please restore it, or, if it is a duplicate of File:Wire coat hanger.jpg (which is the other option in the choose tag), say so, in which case I will remove the choose/option thingy from the article. Schamschi, 17:41, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, whoever decided to use it in a choose without putting a {{notorphan}} on it was the one who made the mistake; if they're not in use at the time, the software treats them as unused, and when dealing with masses upon masses of files, the software is really all we have to go off. So kindly take your accusations elsewhere. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:29, 28 May 2011
Yeah, you're right, I figured out that the picture inside the choose does not make the page appear on the list of pages the picture is used on. Problem is, I thought I had checked that before I posted on your talk page, for some reason I thought that this could not have been the problem and that the page "Abortion" was indeed listed on the picture page. I must have been on drugs, though I can't remember taking any. Hm, do you mind if I leave my (admittedly unjustified) accusations here anyway, because the uploader of the image has either died, or, for some reason, has simply stopped editing Uncyclopedia in May 2009 after making 6 contributions? Schamschi, 22:49, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Why not just agree that the software is dumb for now and resume our accusations with whatever comes up next time? Because I'm sure there'll be something... like the fact that you apparently just edit conflicted me on my own talkpage... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:55, 28 May 2011
Of course, I totally forgot that. Naturally, we should accuse the software. Yes, that settles it. And why did I edit conflict you, these were two separate section edits, how should I edit them in one edit other than a complete talk page edit. I thought the purpose of section edits is to prevent edit conflicts. However, when I edited this section before and clicked "Show changes", it showed two lines from the next section ("yiya") which I apparently would have deleted with this section edit (!), which actually contradicts this philosophy and also totally confused me. Do you know why this was? Schamschi, 23:04, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Because of... the software. Again. It isn't actually that bright. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:05, 28 May 2011


Someone told me you loan money on people. can you make something for me? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:39, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Which organ would you like to use as collateral? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:32, 28 May 2011
Uh? I was talking about money and not organs. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:24, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Organs are money, love. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:37, 29 May 2011
You think she's just going to hand out money to Greece? Not likely mate. Jackofspades (talk) 07:40, 29 May 2011
OMG! Look at the Uncyclopedia logo. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:48, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Bwahahahah! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:29, 29 May 2011
Evil. Pure...evil. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:52, 30 May 2011


Please come to the #Illogicopedia IRC channel please. Thank you. - 16:40, 28 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Don't do it, it's a trap. And you loan money? Some for me too, please. Al 18:49 28-5-anybody's guess


Gilbert Gottfried has been making me laugh since the Reagan administration. How could his intentions be any less worthy than any number of annoying users I can list here 1,...N. Even if it was fake GG it was still fun for a minute, maybe more. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:40, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah... but then the caps lock started getting annoying. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:34, 28 May 2011
tools be used , sigh --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:36, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
I'm horrible. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:39, 28 May 2011
Yes you are. Instead of assuming bad faith and brutally banning him, you should have helped the noob and directed him here. Schamschi, 22:52, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Another n00b banned from Wikia?!

Even I was wondering what the whole "this account has been disabled" message meant when I was looking through his contributions out of boredom. A guy getting himself kicked out of both Uncyclopedia AND Wikia?! Quite an achievement, I must say! --Scofield & 1337 13:28, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

Another n00b has surpassed Gomphog as the worst evilest vandal of all time to come to Uncyc. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:33, 29 May 2011
But he's much less fun. Jackofspades (talk) 20:58, 29 May 2011
Evilest? These guys got nothing on IRAQATTACK. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:57, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
On the wiki, IRC is another story. I'm on the worst IRC Uncyclopedians list. According to Skullthumper, i'm annoying. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:06, 30 May 2011
POPPLOL, think of it that you annoy Skulltumper. While that is being annoying, it is annoying to him. Annoying as discussed above, is subjective. If you were not intentionally trying to annoy him, it's more him than you. But he has tools. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:37, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
Unless, of course, it's annoying a plurality, in which case there's probably mostly just you. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:47, 30 May 2011
You're annoying. You put an ICU on a completed article. It was started in userspace. Think I would move an incompleted article out of userspace? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:51, 30 May 2011
Sure looked that way. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:24, 30 May 2011

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:


like, really!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:27, May 29

Heh, wow. And no problem, man. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:34, 29 May 2011
Fractals man, colours man, the colours, who put mushrooms in my beer? --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:39, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
I did it. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:20, 30 May, 2011 (UTC)

Ooops ...

That was me, and that's the version you uploaded. Maybe Wikias horrible cache or your browser cache showed you the wrong image. --Nachteule 00:52, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

No, that's the image that was in the logo that I didn't bother changing because there'd be no point, what with all the caching and all. But if that was indeed you, there's no way you would have likely known about it, so I guess the namecalling's off the table... damn, and that was exactly the sort of idiotic thing he tends to do, too. Problem is, though, the one you saw was supposed to be the saturation compromise. Saturating it more takes it even further from the vector one, so that'll be even more of a change... and people here really hate change, for some reason. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:03, 30 May 2011
I could have sworn I've seen this section before! --Scofield & 1337 11:53, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
Have you been sleep-wiki-ing again? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:40, 31 May 2011

Whither Lollipop?

I've been thinking about this idea for a while. I don't know if it would be the right idea to do this. I decided to get an unhonest opinion. On February 19, 2011, I became Lollipop after decideing to abandon the account Maniac mcpee. Now, nearly June, i'm thinking if I should go back. I mean, as Puppy said to me before I became Lollipop: "As for the re-creation of yourself as another entity - it's probably a good idea. I'd like to see you mature somewhat as a writer as well - or failing that do a bit of work on potato-chopping, coding or reviewing, or even just general site maintenance." For POTR's words there, which can be seen here, I feel I have matured a bit as a writer (one article was nommed to VFH, didn't make it), I have become a better potatochopper (check out this, and that in terms of site maintenance I have become a rollback. But now i'm starting to feel that Lollipop is like some LSD trip that I had. And now i'm waking up as Maniac mcpee. I am not sure if this is a good idea and I need your opinion on it. Please help me on this. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:55, 31 May 2011

My thoughts, it does not matter. You are still you. Whether MM or LP, nobody cares what you call yourself. Makeovers are all just superficial whether you add new breasts, hair extensions, but implants, the person inside does not change. Lollipop, you are you, forget Maniac mcpee. Switching accounts just makes things more confusing than they already are. An exception was made to change sine Maniac was so maniacal, but I for one will consider anything you do other than Lollipop to be a sock puppet. You know how that is frowned upon. Just work on being the best user you can be. Finish what you start, work selflessly on fixing, try to steer away from drama, and keep away from that <insert name here>, he/she has been your downfall. S/he told me that s/he hates you and only keeps you around for the lulz and the fluffing. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:11, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
You told me you've been clean for two months. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:14, 31 May 2011
<insert name here> told you I was clean, but <insert name here> is a big fat liar --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:49, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
Personally, I prefer Lollipop. It's easier to say. And besides, if you change usernames, where are we going to get our lollipops from!? By the way, I'd like a cappuccino-flavored one, please.-- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:56 May 31, 2011 (UTC)
You started your best stuff with Lolipop....lolipop! --ShabiDOO 16:42, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
Take a look at my userpage I have used the title template to adjust the name, and my sig is now this, and not Kevillips or KLips, but I think most people interested enough do not think I am Killiondude and for that matter look at this user page--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:02, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
I am definartely not going to make a change, but the only thing that is going is the purple sig. It will be replaced by a Canadian patriotic one declaring the old Molson Canadian slogan "I AM CANADIAN"!

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:17, 31 May 2011

Please don't embed youtube here. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:39, 31 May 2011
Last time it happened, you said "youtube on my talkpage? Bad! *Hits everyone present with a spoon*". Now, all you give is a "Please don't embed youtube here". That's not the Lyrithya we all know. The Lyrithya we all know calls everyone 'mon' and 'dear', and has pointless talkpage discussions. What have they done with the real Lyrithya? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:30, 31 May 2011
She's dead. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:46, 31 May 2011
By dead you mean on Illogicopedia? --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 01:36, 1 June 2011
No. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:58, 1 June 2011


For taking my block log's virginity! I hope you went smooth with it. :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:54, May 31, 2011 (UTC)

That was just a joke-ban. Call me when you've REALLY been a bad boy. (I have, just search my name in the block log.) --Scofield & 1337 12:00, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
And thanks also for calming things on that damn forum. The epic ad fail happened on the wrong subject on the wrong site, Lyrinthya. When I'll want to rant on something, I'll go on FB, sorry for the unnecessary drama, that's not my style. Nice job defusing the situation with our visitor though. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:38, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
No problem, man, except... well, that... nevermind. Know that in the future, you can just start a vote and it'll be uncyclopedian regardless of what it is, though... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:48, 31 May 2011
What? I don't get it at all! I'm confuss... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:28, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
So am I. Glorious, this confusion, is it not? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:41, 31 May 2011
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