User talk:Lyrithya/archive04

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The small yellow flowers of Brassica napus!!!

ZOMG Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:22, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

You mean rapeseed? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:50, 25 October 2010
Oh, hello... you come bearing flowers? How sweet. I'm sure the cat will love them. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101025 - 21:00 (UTC)

Vikinged!!!

 Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  27 Oct 2010 ~ 00:07 (UTC)

*half-heartedly stabs Happytimes* Wait, you're an IC guy... something about a picture... dammit, now I don't remember. Oh well, you probably saw it. Or not. Or you will? What was it? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 00:09 (UTC)

A nice and easy rape above

Very gentle. The best rapes are gentle. By the way, I am proud to share the front page with you, and congratulations on Wrists. Looks very nice up there. Yay! The article Dreaming 00:28 26 10

Yay! We're hogging the mainpage! ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 00:32 (UTC)

You're on vandal patrol too. That pic he threw on the site is actually pretty funny. Potatochopper of the month. Aleister 20:01 26 10

What? I thought I didn't actually... oh, wait, you mean that? It was less funny when pages were being replaced with it. And I don't think permabanned users can be nominated for that, let alone IPs... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 20:02 (UTC)
Brave mouse
Here
Joking about potatochopper. But the pic made me laugh. Waz ya doin'? Do you cook? Are you making food right now? I must be hungry. Aleister 20:06 26 10
I'm falling into a stupor induced by lack of food. I can't even write, I'm so out of it. And I don't have a mouse, so I can't do anything else... uuurg. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 20:10 (UTC)

A double-double

Congrats! You will dominate the main page all by yourself. Yay! again. Is this your Hall of Shame entry? Yay! Aleister 20:31 26 10

Yay, me... thanks. And Chief didn't make a linkey to it, either. So none of the links except the more go to the article itself... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 20:39 (UTC)

Wha?

I hope the mouse is working out for you. Feed it peanut butter, she likes that. A formal thanks for voting for my Dreaming page. You will now dream the dreams of the peaceful for lots of night in a row! Appreciated. On thst sci-fi gif, I figure I can just move it to Spock or Kirk's page, it should feel at home there. If a few people really dislike it it's better far away from a Colonization page, so, yeah. I saw you wanted me to ask you to proofread pages so you can read them. Can you please proofread California Marijuana Initiative? It needs it, according to John Lydon, who found at least two errors that I can't find. This way you can read it, and urge your friends to vote (not on VFH, well, not only on VFH, but in California next Tuesday). I did some work on the frat page, it seems semi-interesting with fair possibilities. Congrats on everything again too! Aleister 16:35 27 10

It's... an interesting mouse, to be sure. I voted for that? I thought I didn't... or maybe that was a different one. Dammit, Aleister, you've had way too much stuff on VFH of late! XD
That would be nice... it would, putting the gif elsewhere.
Alright, when I'm done with my coursework. And jobwork, for that matter... I need to do that again one of these days, lest I stop being able to purchase groceries. Groceries are important. And I ain't in California; don't know anyone who is. And the frat page, I know nothing of. Had to go to wikipedia just to find out what the subject even was... strange, that I'd never heard of it. Anyhoo, cheers and thanks. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 17:08 (UTC)

Did you know?

  1. That the name Lyrithya is Zulu slang for organic DMT?
  2. That your article on wrists is way better than Wikipedia?
  3. That Aleister is not actually in chains?
  4. That my new collaboration with Sog, United States of Earth, written in 2070 AD, is ready to Nom?
  • Yes, now you know all that... Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:17, Oct 27
  1. What does DMT mean?
  2. Wikipedia is only good for certain things...
  3. That's because I sold them on eBay.
  4. I'll look at it later.
Okay. Cheers. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 17:21 (UTC)
Well, in organic Africa Lyrithya means Dimethyltryptamine. Wiki (where I came from before here) is good for anything BUT laughs. So we leave them to ponder facts, and nothing but the facts. And those chains, the reason I know is because I bought them on eBay. Hope you like the USE history. It hasn't happened yet, but it did. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:46, Oct 27
Heh, neat. My other username, Athyria, is a type of fern... and don't count it out for laughs entirely; some reality is way funnier than anything folks could make up. And sometimes the conversations people have there are pretty damn amusing, too...
Oh. How are you liking the chains, then?
O_o Well, that should be an interesting read... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 18:29 (UTC)

User:SPIKE/VFDRules2

Which sentences do you find confusing? Spıke ¬ 19:57 28-Oct-10

I'll tell you later. When I've actually read it. *whistles and makes a hasty exit* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:07 (UTC)
But seriously... the bit about signing is bloody awkward to read. And why do you explain how to copy that thing, anyhoo? Perhaps if they cannot figure it out, they shouldn't be nominating things. I can't figure it out half the time, and I certainly shouldn't be nominating things, after all... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:10 (UTC)

This is not much to go on. Previously, there were no instructions except to follow instructions in the code. One reason I tried to rewrite it is that UnLaw nominated an article yesterday and did everything wrong. I'll take another look at it, but please be more specific if you can. Spıke ¬ 20:25 28-Oct-10

Oh. And... I... can't be more specific. Sorry. Although I distinctly remember there being something worse before, but now I can't find it, so... guess you must have fixed it, whatever it was. Or maybe I was imagining things... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:32 (UTC)

No, I can't fix it, because it is in a template, whose source is protected. And it's still at the top of VFD. You've probably never read it; no one reads it, because of all the big, italic, brown, pink, and red type designed to compel people to read it. I'll do what I can.

In other news, we have a persistent blanker, "CosbyCorp Executive"--I've gone to UN:BP and just now to IRC to get him banned. Spıke ¬ 20:34 28-Oct-10

No, no, no, I mean on your version, there was something that downright confused me before. But I do read the main one; it has... some holes. Yours, however, possibly takes it too far with thoroughness, but then again I am always underestimating the denseness of people... you've already done amazingly. If you can do even more so, that'd be... er... amazing.
And I saw that... strange, strange thing. Very persistent, not even bothering with other things? Odd, indeed. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:38 (UTC)

Though he does seem to know of Mordillo and has taken to forging his signature. Spıke ¬ 20:44 28-Oct-10

I saw that, too... so, er... how many idiots has Mordillo banned? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:46 (UTC)

Wing Commander

Oooh--Tag team rollback! It's harder to figure out what's happening from the reports than working solo. But I feel like one of the two young pilots shooting down the Kilrathi in Wing Commander. Spıke ¬ 20:49 28-Oct-10

And... I have almost no idea what you're talking about. Except I guess I do. And Zombiebaron's given it a nice bonk, so it works out. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:51 (UTC)
I wish Zombiebaron would give me a nice bonk once in a while. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:52, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
Oh? Why has he not? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 20:55 (UTC)

Lyrithya, if you haven't seen that sci-fi B movie, they were two young lovers in separate fighter jets, defying orders to return to the mother ship, because they were joyously blasting aliens. Anyway, I decided that "batch your votes" was the confusing part and have rewritten the section on Voters. See if that's better. Spıke ¬ 21:01 28-Oct-10

Hype, maybe Zombie doesn't bonk "that way." Spıke ¬ 21:02 28-Oct-10

So, these pilots--'cause they defied orders!--stay in the gunfight until one's jet is disabled by exploded scrap metal, and the other watches as she crash lands on the runway of this space-bound aircraft carrier (and I mean crashes, despite the vacuum), and as the Wing Commander orders a (zero-gravity) tractor to push her jet off the runway--and it falls down. A tear-jerker, if you can keep suspending disbelief. And we don't have an article on this classic. That may have to change. Spıke ¬ 21:07 28-Oct-10 post-edited

Yeah, sure, I dunno. I was going to launch into a tirade about inconsistent structure within your thingy, but now I can't be bothered. Frankly, it's fine, and that did help, and I most probably was imagining whatever my original gripe was about... nlargle.
Sounds... like a lovely plot. O_o ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 21:22 (UTC)

Plot? There was one of those too. It was a big battle with the aliens, but the key player (with psychic powers) had the Fleet Commander's confidence, but his only way to demonstrate that was by showing his adversary his signet ring; and he had the rank of Admiral, but didn't disclose that until the middle of the big battle. The grunts all looked it up, on their shipboard computers, then he was Big Man in Space. The movie deserves Uncyclopedia's best. Spıke ¬ 02:59 29-Oct-10

O___o
I should watch this. It could give me ideas for further cheese for Protagonist... which begs the question. What sort of cheese do I need? *wanders off* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 03:03 (UTC)

Proffreeding

Thanks!! Every time you do that I can't believe how much I missed. I've read it over and over again and missed all those obvious errors. Thanks. And (sadness mixed with pathos) I removed the flash from Cemetery after the voting thing at the frat made me rethink it, and Cheddar weighed in. Sadness. I see wayyyyy up there that you mention my stuff on VFH, yeah, I'll hold off on my own stuff for two weeks or so, and maybe nom one of Romartus's or something. I would like to vote for protaganist though. I nommed those two (Cemetery and Marijuana) because they were topical to this next week. And by the way, and early Happy Halloween!!! Twanksk agains. Aleister 21:47 28 10

p.s. As for DMT, googleish "Terence McKenna" and "DMT". Lots of data will appear. Have you ever listened to McKenna's taped lectures? Goo goo ga ga.
Tuckin' this in here. U may wanta check your post on uotm (is the name F. intentional?) And it is a runaway vote, so. . .Aleister 15:23 12 11
Eh, you didn't miss much. That, or I missed a bit too... actually, I probably did miss a bit. I seem to be falling asleep, in fact... and shiny, shiny. Shiiiiny. You really... eh, it hasn't been that bad, and the topics are only nice if that even times out... anyhow, I'm just easily confused-like. I'll finish protagonist later. Probably much later. Much, much later. As in, eventually. Like, really... um... *passes out* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 21:54 (UTC)
/Covers with blanket, tiptoes out, turns off lights. Aleister 21:58 28 10

Continued from User talk:Lyrithya/archive03#News about TAW

A few years back, a lot of the vandalism that happened on the site came from AOL proxy IPs. These guys were notoriously hard to block and eventually the admins at the time had to use rangeblocks to get the problem under control. I ended up getting caught in a few myself. :) MadMax 05:19, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

So, on the off chance you notice that I moved this...
How do IP blocks work, anyhow? Or was this before you made your user-thingy? Or did this help you decide to make a user thing? Or is that unrelated? Or... okay, that stuff is complicated. Did that keep them out? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 21:16 (UTC)

Funny you should bring that up. My first contact with a regular editor came about because of that. The rangeblocks certainly kept a lid on the AOL vandals for awhile though apparently a few users were blocked in the process and there was some talk on the forums about banning IPs from the site altogether. These days AOL isn't quite as popular as it used to be so there's a lot less vandalism coming from that particular ISP. In fact, I don't think anyone has had to use a rangeblock in a long time. Its funny because, looking back, this was such a big deal. Anyway it was a happy ending for everyone (except the vandals of course). MadMax 06:45, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

You are... history, you are.
Eh, that's awful. I'm glad it now will exclude logged in folks, though, since... well, yeah. I mean, it does, right? I always assumed it did... but I can see why it would have been a big deal, then. Bloody annoying. Still, I think I'd have been for allowing the bad in with the good, if that was the price, as the case was... so there'd be more to clean up, so what? Some people are worth it, no?
Vandals like to find ways, though. Waays... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 07:19 (UTC)

Lol. I spend most of my time in the SpecialPages so I'm actually out of the loop on most things around here. If you're ever in IRC you should talk to some of the older editors if you want some really good stories. I think even some of the old regulars, like Splaka, still drop in from time to time. I'm pretty sure that registered users are excluded from IP blocks (unless they were banned of course). MadMax 04:16, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

All your time? All? Now, really, cannot be all... and I've been on IRC... haven't seen Splaka. Seen a few, though; they're like ghosts in the leaves, drifting by as if nothing was solid. Mostly it's other folk, though. Names and words and mumbled decapitations. No idea if they even use the wiki, and asking would ruin the magic of it, with some of them.
I got banned and tried logging in with a sock and was still banned, once... it was actually kind of reassuring. But that's really all I know; this stuff's a great mystery to me. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 04:41 (UTC)

Oh really? That's too bad. Dr. Skullthumper mentioned it last time he was here (although that was around a year ago so..) It's been a really long time since I've been on IRC. Also, in addition to the SpecialPages, I use the maintenance categories and the "Things to do" page. So technically not "all" my time. :)

I know that when administrators block registered users they have the option to block the specific IP address used so that person can't simply just make a new account. I assume the sock account was probably using the same IP address. MadMax 03:51, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Mmm, well, it seems to be improving from how it was for awhile, at least. Folks coming back, folks finally getting banned for being arses and making it safe for other folks to come back... eh. Well, the huff log certainly speaks to your efforts, at least for now. And I seriously did not know about that What you can do page, oh dear... and there really is so much to do, odd... yeah.

I think I still have the all-time record for most images huffed, two thousand images in one day, although that's the most you can do since the special pages are cached now. I'm pretty sure ZB and a few other admins deleted a lot more back in the day.
That's... impressive. Not sure how deletions go, but when I was going crazy categorising pages on Illogicopedia, the most I'd manage to pull of in a day was a couple hundred. And I was being rather crazy at the time.
So, yeah. Wow. I'm sure that's quite the run for their money, however much they might have done...

Myup, same IP... apparently I'm too lazy to actually evade bans. Still, eh. Not like I've had much reason to; only annoying bans I got were when three admins decided to ban me in rapid succession for the same thing... well, sort of. The last guy just did it because he saw the other two doing it, apparently... Don't you ban me too, please. Well, unless I actually do something to deserve it... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 06:21 (UTC)

Who me? ;-) Seriously though, EMC was banned? Was it something serious? MadMax 04:55, November 10, 2010 (UTC)
*shifty eyes* Yup. He was just... being an arse... generally of the sort usually reserved for blackmail, actually. Maybe the message of 'don't do that' will get through, I dunno. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 05:04 (UTC)

Why Shouldn't redirects be funny?

Do you have a sense of humor? Redirecting Palestine to Auschwitz is funny -redirecting to Israel is tragic!

Redirects should assist users in finding articles primarily, secondarily they should amuse if possible. What you are doing there is making a political statement which isn't funny and invites vandalism, don't do it again. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 18:22, October 30, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for cleaning up after me...

ArticleWhisperAward MadMax has awarded you a cookie for helping TAW!
Because we can't actually pay you.

Yay! I'm useful! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 06:29 (UTC)

THaNkS

For chasing the vandal away from pages I work on. You chased him so far down the road that he's not even throwing apples at us anymore. Yay! I hope you used a shotgun, that usually does the trick, and then we bury them out back. Everyone buries their things out back. Out back has taken on a things buried connotation. Which all reminds me, HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEENNNNN!!!! Aleister 16:30 Samhain MMX

It seemed very intent on its single message. I, on the other hand, was already in a bad mood and had a crossbow; of course I would take aim and fire. Any little excuse to inflict damage... but a crossbow is only that, a crossbow, and it does not necessarily end anything. Bloody teatime. Always bloody teatime; ain't nobody on with a proper frying pan...
AAAHGH! Halloween?! I need a costume, I need a costume! AAAAGH! *panics and runs around, flailing* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 16:45 (UTC)

Lithuanians

If there was a quote of the week in here, I would like to nominate this one you put in a pee review, placed on the desk of contributors:-

All manner of people could be reading this; make sure it could also be funny to Lithuanians.

We could always redirect all Lithuanian readers to Battle of Grunwald! Your comment made it a good start to Monday! Thanks. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:37, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

It's a good and valid comment, really. Probably had something to do with my recently reading that article, of course... ah, them fellas. Now the real question is, why were you even reading that review? Not that it matters, but I am rather curious.
Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 18:47 (UTC)
Well I was considering helping with a Pee Review but knowing my reputation here as Mr Nyet, I looked at one of your pee reviews as an example. That's where I saw your Lithuanian comment. Many years ago a magazine editor told me that on a publication he worked which was about agriculture, they had a photo of one their typical readers posted to a noticeboard. It showed a farmer in rubber boots (wellington boots we would come in the UK), sitting in his tractor and ploughing a field. The idea being that if Farmer Giles couldn't understand it, the article was so much manure. Though there is already the 'Codeine Mom test' , we could always have Funny to Lithuanians? instead. Perhaps it could be called the F.T.L ? for short! Thanks also for the nom, I wasn't expecting it but thanks again. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:24, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
What?! Why would you look at mine? Mine are horrible examples; I usually have no idea what's going on in articles and so just start rambling in every direction in the hopes that I'll happen across something useful. They're hardly the sort of thing you would want to use as an example of good. Or were you looking for an example of bad? Actually, I could point you in the direction of some particularly atrocious ones some users have done... er... wait, maybe that wouldn't be such a good idea.
Seriously, though, if you want to see good ones, look to reviewers like Black flamingo11 and ChiefjusticeDS and Why do I need to provide this? and HELPME; they're actually consistently good and stuff, you know?
Heh, whatever the name to it, the Farmer Giles, Codeine's mum, Lithuanians in general, does it matter so long as the point is made? Mind, you're already Mr. Anti-Injokes, so perhaps it could just undergo a Romartus test...
And as for the nom, I wasn't expecting it, either, but somehow I wound up on the wrong page, and... yeah. (I really wasn't kidding about that. Still, you do deserve it.) ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 19:39 (UTC)

Sincere thanks

Weight-of-Uncyclopedia
WOTM is the heaviest award ever - just see.
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:20, Nov 1
Congratulations; this is what you get for being amazing.
In other news, were you the one I was going to do something for, and then forgot about it? Or was that someone else? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 18:48 (UTC)

You deserve this


Your hard work is noticed and appreciated. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 21:18, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

...eh? What? What hard work?
...are you doing this just to mess with my head?


...you are doing this just to mess with me, aren't you...
Urrrrg. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 21:34 (UTC)
Wait, you are serious, aren't you? I mean, you're you... you tend to be serious about these things. Er, I guess... glad to be of assistance? Okay, I really wish I remembered what I did, now... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 02:06 (UTC)

Format of the VFD table

This showing sponsored by our proud supporter, Bob. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 02:06 (UTC)
Thank you. Our time is up, and we thank Socky for coming by. On next's weeks show we discuss the topic "Gomphog". That should be a lively one. Until then, Aleister 1:59 2 11
Um... 100 maybe? The edits I make when I'm drunk are more likely to wind up in my pile of 10,000 useless edits. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:53, 2 November 2010
Next question. Of those 6,000, how many were posted while you were drunk or sniffing glue, or both? Aleister 1:41 2 11
That's... actually, not that many. Huh. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 01:40 (UTC)
Let's see... 90% of 85% of 40,000 is 30,600. I think maybe 6,000 of those were unnecessary. I'm just guessing, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:39, 2 November 2010
How many less? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 01:31 (UTC)
My estimate is that about 85% were useful edits. However, about 90% of those could have probably been achieved using less edits. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:27, 2 November 2010
And Socky is so nice that everyone voted for him twice. Aleister 1:22 2 11
Were they useful edits? If so, it seems likely. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 01:18 (UTC)
Maybe. Or maybe my 40,000+ edits won them over. I'm really not sure. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:17, 2 November 2010
Is that why you won? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 01:00 (UTC)
I won UotY and from this point on everyone must... um... just do whatever you like. Yeah. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:59, 2 November 2010
I won... er... actually, I haven't won anything, save for some odd looks and whatever I may have utterly failed to notice. But what if you are the UGotM? Don't make me nominate you... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 00:26 (UTC)
I won UotM at one point, so I'd like to make some changes, myself. From now on, the UGotM is responsible for doing my laundry. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:29, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
All comments to previous comments now go above the comment. Please follow this new way of posting comments. Thank you (I won UotM the month before and didn't get to change stuff too much. So I'll take my opportunity here.) And whomever wins this month should plan on doing something too. I wonder who that will be????? Aleister 23:13 1 11

L, I swear I didn't wake up this morning and say, "I just won a spiffy award and am going to start throwing my weight around by changing stuff." Does it seem that way? Your speech in the Forum was an able try at peacemaking but also feeds the impression that the question is Spike-versus-Sycamore rather than simply right-side-up versus upside-down. Spıke ¬ 22:19 1-Nov-10

But you're not playing nice Spıke ¬ 01:11 2-Nov-10
I don't like to play nice. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 01:12 (UTC)
SPIKE, dear, that was a joke. I was not being serious, and I most certainly was not attempting to peacemake. If anything, I was trying to lead you both into a cage and... er... nevermind. But see, I was just trying to be an arse and complain as much as I could about both of you before my bus came and I lost internets. It probably would have worked better had I not tried to do it in five minutes, but had I had time to think about it, I probably would have chickened out before intentionally doing something so insanely pointless and needlessly inflammatory as that, anyhow.
Please don't hurt me. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 00:26 (UTC)

Playwrite Award

Thanks so much. You really are a dear. Your care is much reciprocated. What are you working on now? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:11, Nov 2

All I did was comment on the award's neglectedness of late... Aleister's the one who had the sense to think of you and actually get the thing up again. Good he did, too; you seem an excellent playwright. That Moon thingy was good...
Right now, I seem to be getting sidetracked every two minutes, though. I haven't the foggiest, in other words. Wait... was yours the masterpiece I was going to poke? I thought it might have been Aleister's, but all my attempts to contact the nutter have led to him running away. Odd, huh? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 15:00 (UTC)
/Runs into the clearing for a moment Thanks for helping to get that BFF thing going again, and I ran by and grabbed it to stick in my medicine bag. You are too nice to be here, and should be banned on sight. And no, you didn't promise me anything which hasn't been delivered, so it must be someone else. And when is Protaganist going up for VFH, now that is a great article. Whoops, I hear someone coming. /Hides behind a bread truck, jumps on the back bumper, rides off. Aleister 17:28 2 11
Oh, hello. are you talking to me? That... er... eh?
Well, then whose was it? It couldn't have been flamingo... could it? Arg...
Hold your curls, will ya? It'll go up when I write it properly. That'll happen whenever it happens, which is currently scheduled for infinite distance away. But by this implementation of Dijkstra's, that just means it ain't in sight; who knows if and when it'll actually happen. Could be tomorrow. I kind of doubt it, though, but it could.
Love, are you quite alright? Did you do something? Anger someone? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 22:30 (UTC)

I can't believe...

...I made such a huge mistake. On RadicalX's Corner. Thanks. --Tophat headless 00:45, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

For future reference, it also helps if you close <font> tags instead of just overriding them with further font tags...
But no problem. We all typo sometimes. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 00:48 (UTC)

Noob of the Month

thanks for the Nom I feel special now can I vote myself --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 13:48, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 18:07 (UTC)

Happy?

Delirious. Thanks. As Zim ulator is not around to whore us UnNews types, we have to whore ourselves. Get a sound card and listen in! Spıke ¬ 21:23 3-Nov-10

Zim has been found, actually. Mordillo tracked him down. Dun dun duuuun...
So how did he whore you lot, eh? Why can you not do much the same, or something? Wasn't he some massive UnNews fellow, himself? And I actually got a sound card now... I just don't have any drivers or knowledge what to do with them, anyhow. Do you know how to make ubuntu server support sound, by any chance? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 21:48 (UTC)

No I don't. Go fish. I tracked Zim down too; seems to be happy (except for the various illnesses). Spıke ¬ 22:16 3-Nov-10

Dang. At least there is that, though... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 23:20 (UTC)

Zim was the Chief of UnNews (and probably would be again if he elects to come back) and spared no expense telling the world what his stable was up to. As I have had to start doing with my Not a nom on awards pages, as no one reads the UnNews:Newsroom. I'd rather write than stroke egos, but you are so good at encouraging people that I once told Romartus that UnNews should hire you solely to be Personnel Rep. Spıke ¬ 23:24 3-Nov-10

I make a point to ignore UnNews. It's as alien to me as... alienness! But, er... what, exactly, is a newsroom? And what's that one? And would reading the About help matters? Have you nommed others, too? You should, you know. If there are any. Are there any? Are there?! ...maybe I should start paying attention to these things. o_O I could even learn to write newses... teehee, okay, maybe not, but... who knows. And the hell are you talking about? Me, encourage people? I make it my purpose to crush people's wills to do stuff, not... not... oh, wait, were you being sarcastic? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 23:48 (UTC)

I never joke about writing humor, and that was a real compliment. Please poke around UnNews. It might not be for you--in addition to being funny, there is the additional rigor of seeing something funny in the real world and making your story relate to it and read like real news; in mainspace, you're freer to choose your own topic and treatment. (Overnight we got two contributions that didn't.) The Newsroom is just the Forum for UnNews, pretty deserted at the moment. I copied all my not a noms there from last month's awards page. Spıke ¬ 00:07 4-Nov-10

News based on real news is only one option of many. The many is making up your own news which has nothing to do with real news. Both those things have been fine in the past. I want to make up a fake news page about ants being elected to the House of Lords, yes, that would be a great news article. Large ants, maybe one Queen ant in the mix. Aleister 1:31 4 11
That sounds like something Zim wrote recently, Aleister... except it was bats. Some mad government project involving a dairy farm of giant bats or some such... okay, so not that similar, but it did have giant animals.
Cut I'm seriously starting to think this place must have killed my negative spirit, or something. Except that doesn't even make any sense, you know? I guess I will... eventually. I think I may have stretched myself a little thin here already, trying to do some many things at once and write too many things at once, at that... hmm.
So, would a story about a moose breaking into people's houses and terrorising them work? Any way to make that funny? And is there anything that might be pulled off the fact that the local newspaper here mixed up the weather forecast for this week with one from apparently a previous year? Now I'm curious. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 01:39 (UTC)

Aleister, you're right, though {{Original}} news is harder to pull off and do well. Lyrithya, whatever you do, don't burn yourself out! Moose? I think we've already had one home invasion in the state this season. I just collided with you taking I hate douche bags to QVFD; Simsilikesims, trusting soul, had just tagged it with {{Construction}}. Spıke ¬ 01:47 4-Nov-10

Moose's elected to or breaking into the House of Lords? That's way to silly for news, although it may work if the mooses dress up in those white wigs and act superior. Pip pip. Aleister 1:43 4 11
That story would stand or fall on the strength of the Shoop. Spıke ¬ 01:51 4-Nov-10

PS--"Any way to make that funny?" That is the key question. What I do is wait until a real event happens, then misread the news and run with the misreading. Best of all, get two stories, superficially related, and draw connections that don't belong. Spıke ¬ 01:50 4-Nov-10

Heh, so we're in agreement that that does not deserve to live, construction tag or no, then? XD Good, good, and nice comment. And we'll see what whoever happens to come across this pile of potential deletions does, of course, but...
Eh, don't worry. The odds of me burning out on anything are incredibly slim, considering just how lazy I am. And what a procrastinator... I said I'd review something yesterday afternoon and still haven't done it, go figure. Oh well, something, something... I shall do something! And moose do a lot of that, no? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 01:53 (UTC)

Science Fiction

How are we in Science Fiction, shape wise? Is it close to where you are most comfortable with it? I haven't snuck over there in over a week if not longer. It scares me, science fiction, because it's science but fiction. Aleister 1:33 4 11

Er... I got horribly sidetracked before getting much of anywhere; I doubt I've been there in as long, myself. So, er... maybe... I should work on that? We should work on that? Something? Urgle... so much to do, so much to do... never enough time... *stares off into space thinking about ants instead of doing any of it* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 01:39 (UTC)
No, no, a nillion times no, I didn't mean it to place pressure right. . .there. . .Just was wondering what you think of it. I'll fish around in sci-fi, and have to see what the edits have done, but if you want to collab on those ants instead we could do that someday. And I won't even look at the page for awhile. Who needs it. It's science, that's all, mixed with some fiction, nothing to see there. Ants. Aleister 1:46 4 11
YUKARISMASH2
Whack!
Huur. Okay. I think it ain't ready, in that case. Someone may need it... isn't that what IC does, fixes crappy necessary articles, or something? Mmm, we could try a proper collaboration, but... well... *emits aura of laziness* It could take awhile. Think the ants would work? It's not a bad idea, after all. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 01:58 (UTC)

Aleister, I ain't turning on animations just to see what that is. Sorry. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 02:05 (UTC)

You mean you have a machine that turns off animations? I've never heard of that. Is it some kind of magic computer twizzle thing? OK, I'll describe it. It's a small pic of a cartoon japanese girl whacking two other cartoon japanese girls, not in the same scene but in two different scenes, and from two different directions, with what could be interpreted as a frying pan. Which is why I thought you'd like it. It's not very long, it's like whack! whack! and then it's done. One of the two quick scenes has a blue background, the other an orange background. The girl hitting the others with a frying pan is wearing a grey sweater. UPDATE: Actually, the second scene may not picture the hitting of a Japanese girl, but of an caucasian ginger, who then throws up after she is whacked on the head. Quiet gruesome, actually, if studied closely. UPDATE TWO: Oh my God, I think she kills them both. Their eyes, just after they are pounded on the head, turn into big X's, which indicates death. This is a very upsetting update. I'll go back in and keep looking at it. As for sci-fi, nah, forget it, no comment on sci-fi. Ants, ants march where they go. Aleister 2:09 4 11
That doesn't look like a frying pan at all. It looks more like a greenish blue penis to me. Good thing you've got animations disabled, Lyrithya. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:19, 4 November 2010
Ye-es... animated images and flash animations, at any rate. Leaves javascript intact. It's very nice. Very, very, very nice, since nearly all animation is just plain annoying and has no actual decent reason to be so...
But... oh. Neat. Hitting people is fun. *beams* Well... *hits Socky over the head with a paper fan* yes.
Ouch. o_O Erm... right, then. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 02:21 (UTC)
UPDATE: Blood. After she hits them for just a brief instant a flood of blood flows from the point of impact. We are witnessing two murders! Two murders within the space of less than two seconds. I think the ginger one is smiling just before the fatal blow falls. Oh the humanity. Aleister 2:21 (the penis theory is just silly, that is obviously metal, either a pan or a solid kitchen piece)
I'm sure they had it coming. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 02:25 (UTC)
I think that the pan is a fan and the blood is an impact blast.--Poiz, look in my info? 02:00, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

Redirect Problem

Hi, I have a heavily edited redo of an article I earlier submitted, now sitting in Pee Review, entitled Secret Nazi Moon Base. The previous version I created was redirected to an article someone else created called Top Secret Nazi Moon Base. Question I now have is how do I get my redone article posted without it being eaten / redirected?

Orbhunterx 05:02, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

You have my apologies. We took you for a vandal, what with your not particularly constructive edits to the original article and the fact that you just ignored us when we reverted you... so when you put forth the other version, it looked like just a strange copy with no real reason to exist...
If you want to rewrite an article like that, it is advised that you do not start with the article proper, or in a second version of the mainspace - create a copy in your userspace and work on it there. And... don't do it on the review, that... that's not what they're for. Anyway, I've copied the text from the review back into the second version you created and moved it into your userspace here for now. Sorry about the confusion, but you should be able to work on it there unhindered.
The problem is, though, a lot of your humour resembles political bashing, which is not the point of Uncyclopedia. We try to be funny... and made up histories simply aren't that funny in of themselves, either. I can give you a proper review later if you want, but for now, do read HTBFANJS and the Beginner's Guide.
Once you get articles to prettier, funnier state, then they tend to fare better in the mainspace. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 05:45 (UTC)

For your interests...

Hi, I am just saying that you could adopt this new guy. Yes, he may seem 12 and a n00b, but on WP he was talk page stalker. Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 18:02, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Does it want to be adopted, though? Does it have any interest beyond user and talkpages, for that matter? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 18:07 (UTC)
Also, your signature is too tall. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 18:08 (UTC)

So, nobody cares. Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 20:07, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

What, now? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 20:08 (UTC)

01000-00101-11001

In case you didn't know, that was hey in BCD, but I was wondering if just anyone can welcome new users? Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 02:14, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

BCD?
Mmm, I think so, so long as they know what they're doing and can back up the 'you can ask me for help on my talkpage' bit of the message... and don't spam up the recent changes too much... *shifty eyes* ...and don't welcome permabanned users... and who knows what else... O_o ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 02:19 (UTC)
BCD=Binary Coded Decimal, which I then exchange for a letter, ie, 1=a, 2=b, and wait a minute, User:Aleister in Chains|Fort Man? Sounds like a test directed at you Lyrithya. Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 02:39, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, and five bit in this case? Bloody fellas and their acronyms these days... *shakes head sadly*
Eh, Aleister's a big silly like that. But he might as well be; he keeps trying to expose his... er... nevermind.
Also, bwahahahaha! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 02:45 (UTC)
Laptop ran out of battery while I was typing Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 02:53, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
Well done. >.< ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 02:59 (UTC)

question

I saw your message and i do have a quewstion. Can I just start to write things on anything here without asking someone like you. Does anyone know the answr to this? I want to add something to the story about Paris Hilton but if I wrote something there how would I then make sure to myself that it stayed there? Thank you. Fort Man

But of course you can... you just have to make proper offerings to the banana god, Bonjook, first. If he approves of your edits, they will stay forevermore... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 02:36 (UTC)
You are not very helfull, like you promised with your fancy welcome letter. There was nothing theere about Bonjook. Are you mocking me? And if so, why did you ask me to write to you for help> I was so enthusiastic about his remarkible site and now I'm totally bummed. Good day, and don;t bother. Fort Man
Me, not helpful? Wow, that's... actually, that's the usual reaction. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry! Please forgive me; I; I had no intention of being such a let down. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 02:45 (UTC)
Can't you see it's Aleister, hiding behind a sock, click on Fort Man's name Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 02:52, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
Shoo! Take your... er... accusations elsewhere, you... er... you! Of course, but where's the fun in taking everything at back value? C'mon, play along. It's fun. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 02:54 (UTC)
What is this "Fun" you speak of? Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 02:56, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
Implore upon Bonjook, and perhaps he will tell you... yes, yess... YES! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 02:59 (UTC)
Thanks for exposing me Fudgemobile. Lyrithya would have never guessed, and would have felt sorry for her abusive attitude eventually. Here's a cookie for your help. Aleister 3:06 9 11
I'm not falling for that again, I clicked on it in Recent Changes Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 03:16, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
I tried to categorise it, but I couldn't figure out how to spell the categories... *misses Illogicopedia/wikipedia/functionable wikimedia in general HotCat* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 03:25 (UTC)

New page

Fuck me like a dog! You actually made Fuck Chief Justice into a great page. Very nice. Aleister 3:10 9 11

What, seriously? I ain't done, mind... there's a lot more to say, mostly hamster related and completely insane, but... seriously? It doesn't completely suck?
Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, I am going to do that review. I said I would, didn't I? I'm saying this here to try to keep you from editing the review page. Will it work? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 03:44 (UTC)
It needs more hatred. You've really got to get to grips with how gay Chiefjustice DS is. --Black Flamingo 19:56, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
...how do I do that? Also, could I get you to review it once it's more done? *kitty eyes* I need someone who can really pick things apart, and the only other person I can think of so capable of that just seems wrong, somehow... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 20:00 (UTC)
The Chief will puff and huff and will blow your article down! Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 20:24, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah I can probably get that one. Probably over the weekend though (or if Mrs Black Flamingo decides to go out some time). I'm too busy most days but I'm hoping to get into the top ten reviewers before 2010 is out. --Black Flamingo 20:29, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
Shiny. Then I should actually finish the first draft so you can, eh? Lofty goal, that, but you shouldn't have any trouble... just don't be surprised when I start grumbling at you for making the tallying that much more difficult... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 21:11 (UTC)

My bed, ah, bad

Thank you, you wonderful reviewer, you. But the most horrible thing is I'll have to hurry up to do your page. You gave me enough good criticism that I can improve the page because of your fine review, i.e. the extinct mammoths, and evening out some sections, and that final picture, hmmmmmmm, that may have to stay but I don't know, don't know. some stuff: I originally had an Abe Lincoln pic on Abe, but realized that wasn't funny. So an "aging" Abe made me laugh. The footnotes, it just seem to be a footnote article for people who like those. Some people do I guess, others don't, and I'll see if I can move some of the footnotes back into the page. Anyway, yeah, so good. Thank you. Where is your page though? I lost it, so I can't really review it. I'll check the floors and shelves, maybe I put it in a file somewhere and misplaced the file. Hmmmmm. Thanks again! Aleister 1:19 10 11

Er... you're welcome, you wonderful writer, you. Will you? Eh, seriously, if you really don't want to... it's fine, really.
And the final picture, I am not saying it should go, not at all. But if you make it clearer somehow what it's doing... ya know? It'd help. I think. And... ah. I see. Eh, just don't use too many footnotes, I think I meant to say... no idea what that means, mind.
Mine is here (review page)... but again, you don't have to. Nuuurg. >.< Welcomeses. And good luck. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 01:41 (UTC)
Okay, to drop the comedy and be totally serious /throws pie into own face, runs around with a seltzer bottle spraying children and dogs randomly, I just read KDE again and couldn't read it again word for word. I've had a lifelong aversion to technical manuals and computer programming detail. My math skills are zero, and this overlaps into tech stuff, so I have no idea what the article is about. I can't tell things like parts of speech, I just don't know them, and this part of my brain also overlaps into tech things. So bottom line, someone else would do a much better job for you than a tech cripple such as me. Now, your page Protagonist, is that available for reviewing? If so, Yippee, would love to do that one. Or one of your others! Aleister 1:50 10 11
To Aleister - Alright, fair enough... And not really a very good sign, at that. I'd rather wait until I have actually fixed up the content of Protagonist, honestly. Not much point getting it reviewed before I've done what I could from what I could tell for myself, you know? And it'll happen eventually? Eh, I do have another one I'm rather uncertain of, that silly long HowTo... if you could take a look at that, I'd be much obliged.
Or, if you prefer, you could not review any of them. The bed one didn't come with strings attached, after all... I was just hoping. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 02:10 (UTC)
/Sits patiently waiting for Protaganist, wondering why it has to be changed from its masterpiece existence. Jeex, why do you have to review your how to write? It's a great page, great I tells ya, and should have been featured long ago. But I will look at it and comment soon. Don't all beds come with strings attached? I thought that's what beds do? I'm glad SPIKE's got his eye on KDE, he's a genius hiding under the guise of a railroad nail, or that guy from Buffy. Aleister 2:26 10 11
Ask flamingo. It was his feedback that has put me in this direction... at least, I think it was him. It just falls into pattern way too quickly. There are so many different stupid clichés I could work in if only I could think of them/be bothered... and because I don't know that. Is it? I cannot tell. It sure wasn't when I started, that much is certain...
SPIKE's a strange one. Sometimes I want to poke him with a giant squid just to see what happens... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 03:35 (UTC)

KDE

Forgive me for eavesdropping. KDE is funny--like the Birmingham Niggers baseball team, a concept methodically planned out by people oblivious to how revolting the result would be--software that predictably bogs down the computer. But some of the humor is funny primarily to those who have been in the trenches of writing software to avoid those very problems, and the article is further bogged down by too-complicated writing, such as noun phrases instead of direct statements, and plenty of weasel words like "quite." It reads like a scientific paper with a bit of levity. Spıke ¬ 02:07 10-Nov-10

Okay, so how do I fix it, any ideas? The writing patterns should be more easy, but the problem with what it is and how it is... urg. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 02:10 (UTC)

Well, there is no problem with what it is (except: I'm seriously not interested in "flame wars" between "communities" and other stuff that may have happened to you that happens to everyone). The problem is with how it is. Just simplify. Spıke ¬ 02:20 10-Nov-10

Mmm, that... could be doable. Maybe. How does one do that, exactly? (Do you mean the who bit about them all going to war? I made that up, actually... the extent of what actually was pretty much just incompatibility, I think.) ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 02:24 (UTC)

I show you what I mean with the changes to the intro to Section 1. Can't do the whole thing because it was yours and I would necessarily smother to death some material of importance to you. But, in general: I know what modules and subroutines are, but whether or not any given reader does, this level of detail does not boost the humor but only your credibility to an entirely different audience. Cheers. Spıke ¬ 00:18 11-Nov-10

Love, I have no idea what's going on in any of it... and, for the record, I don't know what modules or subroutines are. Did I mention them? Did I sound like I knew what I was talking about? Perhaps this does bear investigation... er, anyhow, I'll actually compare what you did with how it was at some point (I couldn't even tell by looking at it, although it looked fine)... and thanks for taking an interest. I hope it does not come back and bite you in the rump. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 00:49 (UTC)

As a talk-show host around here says, "No good deed goes unpunished." Thanks for pursuing it, though I think it is treachery to be so much smarter than you let on. Spıke ¬ 00:52 11-Nov-10

Oh, some do. Some. Others just go forgotten and disappear... but if only you knew the depths of my stupidity, love... if only you knew. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 00:57 (UTC)

All right. It's your turn to edit KDE--by deleting the last paragraph of 1.2, which I won't do for you. The fact that you experienced an amusing technical challenge, which you describe in detail, is unlikely to be amusing to anyone else. Spıke ¬ 00:38 12-Nov-10

This... could take awhile. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 01:04 (UTC)

It could--but you're getting it done just fine. I took a hack on one of the sections. You win a word-mincer hat--Haven't decided what kind of hat it is. Probably a surgeon's mask. Spıke ¬ 08:58 14-Nov-10

I hate you. Good job, though. Thanks for that. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 15:00 (UTC)

Thanks

...for watching my talk page for me. :) MadMax 04:30, November 10, 2010 (UTC)

Damned funniest recent changes I've seen in awhile. No, thank you for giving me a glorious laugh, mon. You were just doing other stuff, dealing with that other fellow, generally getting around to it on your own time... glorious. And that ban reason! I love you, man. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 04:36 (UTC)

Thanks...

...For the pee review on HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise. I wanted to wait till I was done rewriting it to say thanks. How'd I do? HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise. --Tophat headless 05:25, November 10, 2010 (UTC)

Mmm, it has certainly improved. Your introduction even begins to draw a reader in, so you are certainly on the right track. Question is, why do you have separate sections for the who and why? They seem to be introduction as well...
As a HowTo, of course, the most important part is how - which you have certainly expanded upon. Now you'll probably need to make it clearer and perhaps expand more, but I'll leave specifics to whoever reviews it. I was kind of sad to see you threw out the goldilocks images, though - they were rather amusing, and might have made for a good aside of sorts, literally on the side, but maybe they didn't fit anymore after all.
Eh. Whatever, definitely an improvement. Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 18:13 (UTC)

Sorry it took me so long to write back to you. Anyway, this may sound weird but... When you said the "goldilocks images" I actually don't know what you're talking about. Please can you show me them? Anyway, thanks again. --Tophat headless 20:43, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, I meant the series of pictures, not well made to too well made to just right. Like Goldilocks, you know? Admittedly, I'm not sure how they would fit anymore, but it is a shame to see them gone. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 22:47, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I get it. Thanks. No I don't think that would fit in any more. I could look, but I don't think it will fit in. Anyway, Bye! --Tophat headless 01:49, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

And more thanks...

For Bed again. I've spent some time putting it right, per your pee review, and worked for an hour or so on the Lincoln paragraph alone, lol much of the time. Thanks for seeing where the boards were sticking out and forcing me to pound them in with a spoon. Aleister 12:33 10 11

I'd read it and see what you've done to it, but I'm afraid it'll put me to sleep again... at any rate, I'm glad it seems to have helped. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 18:14 (UTC)

Adopt a noob!!

Was wondering if I could be your noob; joined Uncyclopedia bout' a month ago, I've primarily focused on my page and Elephant Shrew. Its a collaboration with my friend and I.

(Edited for link) The preceding unsigned comment was added by TurtleSandbox (talk • contribs)

Oh, hello, there. Certainly, mon. Certainly... mind, I don't actually know what I'm doing. Never adopted anyone before. Guess that makes you my (un?)lucky first... now, I'll just add some relevant templates around, become horribly confused, berate you about this and that, stare blankly at your article, get drunk and go hide in a corner. Yes, that should sum it up. Yes, indeed...
Er, in all seriousness... of course. You may need to bear with me in that I'm as new to this as you, but certainly don't hesitate to ask questions, don't worry about making mistakes, and here's the key to the liquor cabinet. And that article... my, my... you two are as insane as I am, perhaps more... this could be interesting.
Oh, and one more thing - remember to sign your comments with four tildes, thusly: ~~~~ Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 18:33 (UTC)
I feel wonderful, now that I'm adopted, I have a reason to go get wasted, end up on my face, and do some hardcore sport that only sounds appealing when your drunk, fun! Wha are these things called tildes, I do believe you aught to call them by their proper name, squiggly lines. TurtleSandbox 19:34, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
Wasted, eh? Well, don't hurt yourself. Seriously, I have no idea what to do when people hurt themselves... well, besides harvest organs, but if I did that to my own adoptee, that'd just look bad...
Proper name, though? That all depends on what you consider proper, eh? I mean, the formal name is actually Great Squggly Tilda Emphasisy Thingymabbobery Whatmajigger, did you know that? Some people just call them 'that key over there', mind, which actually works surprisingly well. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 20:34 (UTC)

thx

thanks for qvfding the smurf spam. a reward will come shortly.--Poiz, look in my info? 01:04, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

here:


you earned it.thx for helping the fight against the vandals!!!!!--Poiz, look in my info? 01:14, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, I was going to ask what it would be... was mildly concerned it might be another 'medal of half-decent ass-kicking', in fact. Considered threatening to eat my taco. Actually, I'll eat my taco anyway... mmm, taco...
Er, neat. Thank you, I mean. Or... you're welcome? Wait, what was I saying? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 01:21 (UTC)
i will do anything in gratitude for your effort. give me a butlerstar and i will toil hard for no pay. the only pay i need is your QVFDs of that spammer. i will do anything for you.--Poiz, look in my info? 01:40, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
*backs away slowly* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 01:41 (UTC)
i'll do ANYTHING!!!!
i owe you one day of butlership.--Poiz, look in my info? 01:46, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
You owe me nothing. Really. This is a nice escape from my normally horribly productive life into a setting of absolute pointlessness. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 01:49 (UTC)

If an admin would show up they could ban Mr. 92 guy, for a few minutes at least. Or Mr. 92 could actually use one of his accounts and come play nice with us, he's pretty creative but gets a rush out of causing other people work, which is kind of an asshole thing to do. It might be a rush to be at cause over people running around after you, but, Mr. IP, with your creative potential, making other people work is kind of below you. Aleister 1:55 11 11

Talented and creative guy who unfortunately is also a total head case. If you wanted that, you'd have Randy Moss in your NFL Fantasy League. In the real world, no one wants that. Spıke ¬ 02:00 11-Nov-10
I went and got some tea. Did I miss anything interesting? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 02:03 (UTC)


Do u liek jokes?

I don't understand why Christians are against gay marriage. Jesus had two dads, he turned out alright. --Handy Smurf 22:20, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

But were they married? That's the seventy-two-cent question. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 22:45 (UTC)

 ??????

in the custom logo how do you make the words link to one place, and everything else in the other?--Poiz, look in my info? 22:26, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

The words are simply not part of the same file at the rest of it, so linking them elsewhere is easy - I just didn't link them to the same thing. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 22:46 (UTC)

Aaaaahhhhhhhhh

AAAAAAahhhhhhhhhh, what happened to the gay picture on Fuck Chief Justice? I thought it was one of the funniest things, with the caption, on the page. (See, this is like a pee review, a one comment pee reivew). Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Aleister 00:14 12 11

p.s. Thanks mucho for your vote on "Bed", you helped lots by your review and urgings as the page developed. Since you won't read it again, I'll tell you that all the points you addressed were taken care of. Rubbed out. Taken out back. Ya.
It's still there... it's just a pop-up, now. *shifty eyes* Should I put it back to normal and reserve pop-ups for hamster related stuff, then? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 00:16 (UTC)
p.s. response - Oh. Shiny. I helped! *beams*

Oh, okay, I just missed it being right out there. It's such a good pic that it fit perfectly with your rant against Chief Justice. Fuck Chief Justice, by the way. What are/is/huh?/does hamster related stuff mean? Over my head, or my head is asleep. One or the other. I wonder if the 92 IP will show up again today. An exciting wait! Aleister 00:31 12 11

Poor Chief... does he really deserve this? No, really, does he? O_o
But alright. I'll find another image to make hidey. And I need something to put for the hamster section or the 'Fuck ChiefjusticeDS' section itself, any ideas?
Who knows... does it really matter? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 00:36 (UTC)
I better go look at your pop ups, I didn't scan for those. That's why they're so fun, it's like a hidden story under the story, or an entirely different page on the page if done well. I think the science is in its infancy, and when Hyperbole gets hold of it the popups will be like a Piccasso painting or a Sinead O'Connor masterpiece. Aleister 00:39 12 11
Great hamster pop-up! lolol, my first lol at a popup since the Lincoln section. I did an expansion of the other, and enlarged the pic, but I dunno, such a great illustration could be used out front and another one for the pop up? Just reviewin'. Fuck Chief Justice, that's whatI always say. Aleister 00:48 12 11
Hmm... let's see. Unlike the hamster, that one really might as well come out, aye... but the thing needs another. Nurg. And is it? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 01:11 (UTC)
Just found a new article you may like. An IP has been working on it. Aleister 15:34 12 11
AGH! More technical stuff! *runs away in horror* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 16:04 (UTC)
I went there, made it 2% tighter, went on a "which" hunt, and gave it some pix. Now, Chief has just restored User:SPIKE/Captain Trite. I ICU'd it a week ago in mainspace and never got back to it. Would either of you care to help me write some deliberately bad English and move this article beyond its current baseball emphasis? Spıke ¬ 20:00 12-Nov-10
I don't even know what 'trite' means... And I'd appreciate if you didn't enlighten me. *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 22:50, November 12, 2010 (UTC) (UTC)
Like, the use of language so as not to communicate? You know more than you let on. This article is just a matter of doing it as an art form! Could be fun! Spıke ¬ 23:29 12-Nov-10
But I'm lazy... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 00:06 (UTC)

Welcome!

Uncyclopediamagic
Witness the magic of Uncyclopedia!

Hello Lyrithya, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for registering an account. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:

  • Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue.
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  • Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate these rules.
  • Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here.

Now that that's out of the way, just continue reading and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general:

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Lyrithya/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you want to write and don't know where to begin, consider browsing our rewrite and idea categories. There's also a page with requested articles, if you'd rather start from scratch. We have lots of articles and red links just sitting around waiting to be edited, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

If you need help, ask me on my talkpage, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talkpage. Additionally, the Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talkpages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button_sig.png) above the edit box. Again, welcome!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:13, 12 November 2010


Interesting... very interesting welcome message, that. And thank you! It's so good to feel welcome in a place like this... although I can't say it's been very long since I've been welcomed; Zombiebaron welcomed one of my socks just the other day. Then he banned it. Then he deleted the welcome. That was different. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 03:28 (UTC)

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

Hey, I don't know if you want this.

AristocratTurkey01 This user was a judge in the november 2010 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball!


But I made it incase any of the judges want it. I'm a judge to so... Ya. After the whole thing is said and done, I'll chavge it so it says: "This user was a judge in the 2010 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball!". --Tophat headless 03:36, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

Mmm... I'm not one for userboxen, myself, but for those that are it might be nice. Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 03:40 (UTC)

Ta

Duchenne
Thank you for voting my 40th feature this has enabled me to receive free electro-convulsive aversion therapy.--Sog1970 21:46, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

Whacky fun. Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 03:27 (UTC)


Giant Fanged Hams

This reminds me of Crossbow, have you see crossbow? And what's with Usertalk:Athyria? Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 03:59, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

I wrote Crossbow, love. And I am Athyria. And Lyrithya. And... of course, Athyria... *makes funny faces for no apparent reason*
Also, I copied your comment on the hams talkpage onto the old hams talkpage when I moved it into the mainspace, by the way. You managed to create a new talkpage right as I was trying to move the old one. >.< ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 04:10 (UTC)

Hey

Do you want Fuck ChiefjusticeDS on VFH? It'l be ever-so-fun if it gets out! Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 04:05, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Mmm, eventually, certainly. I was going to wait until after I got a thorough review, though, and flamingo said he would, so once he does and I give it another go-over, it'll be most interesting to see what happens on VFH. Most interesting, indeed. Should I give you a call when it's ready? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 04:10 (UTC)
Symbol for vote For. eventually. And thanks for the header on the Sog Forum, I didn't even know a header thing existed. I'd worked the page on user space and then just moved it, so I guess it didn't show up on Forum. The cake is very tasty too. Aleister 14:48 15 11
Oh, well... that explains that. The header is important, as it puts it in the forum proper, or some such. *nods sagely* But you voted for the original, too! XD I have to wonder what reason Romartus will use to vote against, though. And what Chief and Mordillo will actually do, after what they did with the original... oh, this should be so fun. *beams* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 15:07 (UTC)
Ready? Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 04:06, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
Nope. In my infinite laziness, I haven't made any progress at all, on it or on Protagonist, which as something already on VFH, is of even higher priority... blargle, I'll deal with both of them this weekend. Flamingo and Romartus each pointed out some rather useful stuff, so it's not like I don't have somewhere to go with them. I'm just... lazy... I'll do it this weekend. I hope. Sorry. But thank you for your patience, and for asking. Certain other people wouldn't have the consideration. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 04:20 (UTC)
Now? Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 22:19, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
No! I ain't even done anything yet! Blargle, I'll give you a ring when I have, okay? >.< ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 22:28 (UTC)

User Pages

Just to let you know: sorry for editing those user pages. I'm new to Uncyclopedia and i didn't really know if it was wrong. I'll try not to do it again. --Mr. Soot Gremlin 01:15, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. And let's face it, we all do silly things sometimes. So long as you're open to learning and whatnot, you'll be fine. If you're uncertain about something, though, feel free to ask... what's the worst that could happen? Okay, so I've had a few odd reactions asking strange questions, myself, but hey. Never know until you try. *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 01:41 (UTC)
I have blanked 3 user's pages. Otherwise, I'm completely flawless. In every way. Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 01:50, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
Eh, when they happen to be spam creates by vandals, that's a little different, I think... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 01:58 (UTC)

The Grue Army

Hey Lyrithya, Meganew and I were wondering, if you would like to join the grue army. If so just write back here or on my talk page and Meganew or I will add you. You can click all the links at the top of that page to read all about us. Or go here. Lastly, I know you don't really like userboxes but we do have this really cool one you get if you join:


Grue Jammy This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!


--Tophat headless 02:08, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

I hate userboxes, you have a comma splice, and how much are you willing to pay me? My services don't exactly go cheap, you know... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 02:14 (UTC)
I, don't, know, what, what, would, you, like, to, be, paid, with,?, --Tophat headless
Good gods, mon, fix your sig! You're transcluding a mess all over the place! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 02:34 (UTC)
Oh... you did that on purpose, did you? Well... I'll not be having that nonsense on my talkpage, nuh-uh. Really, people these days... no consideration. No consideration for proper coding practices at all. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 02:38 (UTC)
Aww you're no fun :( . And you didn't answer my question. --Tophat headless 02:45, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
You're right. I am no fun. And you know what? I am hereby declaring this a fun-free zone. And as for the question, what's the most you're willing to pay? Double that and throw in some slaves and maybe, just maybe, I'll consider your offer. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 03:13 (UTC)
Well let's see, I've got some pocket lint, & an old rusty penny. So I'll double that. And as for the slaves, I do have a hamster if you want that. He's really cool see:
Butlerhamster
What do you think?

So now will you join us in our fight against vandals? Please? --Tophat headless 04:15, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Mmmm... naw. Sorry for leading you on like that, but I have an aversion to such things in general; I prefer to do stuff on my own time. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 04:26 (UTC)
Well like I said to SPIKE, if you change your mind tell me. --Tophat headless 04:28, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
Not going to happen, love. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 04:30 (UTC)
Darn... --Tophat headless 04:39, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
As a consolation, you may take this mop and use it to hit the vandals, if you'd like. Sometimes I do that. Hells, you may even run into me chasing someone around with another one. Or I may wind up chasing you around with a mop... but this way you'll have something with which to fend me off. How does that sound? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 04:49 (UTC)
You were asking about payment... How about your own private army? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 15:42, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
And even if you turn that amazing offer down, you could join the grue army allies. That's where you Assist the Grue Army during times of need, without joining. But I'm just saying that last offer was So cash. --Tophat headless 16:39, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Mmmkay, so perhaps I'm missing something entirely, but what, even, is the point? Why have this army of... erm, grues, at all? Many of us do this clean-up stuff and helpfulness stuff without any organisation at all, just fine, and yet you are trying to solicit those especially (and being turned down by them, as well, apparently), when what good would bringing them in actually do? If anything, dealing with the effective bureaucracy would only slow them down, as they would have to stop and consider what they're up to at each turn. Should you not be specifically targeting prospectives among those who are not so effective at this sort of thing, but that show potential or could be brought around to care? They would be able to learn from it and both you and they would have so much much more to gain in the long run than the prospective publicity from the presence of those who would be doing this stuff anyway...

Also, my answer is still no. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 17:09 (UTC)

Lyrithya your periods are attracting the bears. Sort it out.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:13, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
My ellipses are my children. *twitch* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 17:16 (UTC)
By joining the group and reporting your good deeds, you can rise up the ranks and become a high-standing member of the Grue Army. Plus, you get paid. (Is the Yoinxx still the national currency?) --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:21, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
I think you two should stop this spam, as you can see I haven't fitted a coil before and she's fidgeting something awful. In other words, you wanna give the Doctor some room?--Sycamore (Talk) 17:24, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
*ignores Sycamore*
Meganew, I don't understand. Why? What's the point? What use are ranks? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 17:34 (UTC)
If you have a higher rank then someone, you can order them around. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:36, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
Ordering people around is overrated, though. Less hard feelings asking nicely... less hard feelings when they say no, that way, too. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 17:44 (UTC)
So? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:48, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
So it's not an incentive; it's actually serving more as the opposite. Good luck with your army, at any rate. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 17:52 (UTC)
Okay. And would you still like to have a personal army? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 18:11, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
Never said I did, did I? Now shoo! Off my lawn! *loads crossbow* Kids these days... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 18:17 (UTC)

United States of Earth got featured 60 years in advance

Thanks to you from me and Sog Sog and I. Much appreciated.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:58, Nov 16

USE-flag2

list

do you have a list of your articles that have custom fonts?--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 21:01, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

I don't have any articles with custom fonts. O_o ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101117 - 01:48 (UTC)
i meant like crossbow, with custom font colors--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 02:20, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
Oh... just that and Wrists, probably. It's pretty arbitrary, and I don't really keep track. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101120 - 05:01 (UTC)

M&M problem

M&M has a problem which he describes at or near the bottom of my talkpage, and I mentioned your name, and he asked me to contact you. He didn't leave me a gift though, so I will totally ignore his request and not tell you. Aleister 17:44 17 11

This is what I see when I edit
Whatisee
Mimo
Quick answer - wrong skin. Go into your preferences, scroll down a bit, and tell it you want Uncyclopedia as it. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101117 - 20:24 (UTC)
Yeah you got the wrong skin, whiteboy. Go get a black one. --Black Flamingo 00:05, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
Or a blue one... those are nice. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 00:16 (UTC)

"Old" Glenn Beck

The old Glenn Beck page was a large and complete article, so it should find a new name and then it can be linked to the present new page. I hadn't seen it before, a complete page in need of help but not huffable, imnho. Thoughts? Ponderings? Aleister 2:17 18 11

Mmm, my impression was that the polite thing to do in such cases is rewrite the article in userspace and then get folks to decide if it should replace the old, unlike what this fellow did... then if folks think it is a decent replacement, archive the old and link it on the talkpage. Although I could be wrong.
Frankly, though, I think both of these suck. Mind, it could just be a major case of my just missing something, but anyway, I'm completely the wrong person to ask anything about either of them. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 02:22 (UTC)
I don't know, as I didn't realize a full Glenn Beck page existed. Same with the old Batman page, which I've put up just now as Batman (person) thanks to the idea of 90s Kid21 who suggested naming the old Glenn Beck page as Glenn Beck (person). That seems like it would do. Neither page is Gone With The Wind, but neither was War and Peace. Aleister 2:30 18 11
Well, they're always in the edit histories, too, as you well know... but who bothers looking for such things? And for that matter, is it even worth it? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 02:32 (UTC)
Is any of this really worth it? Nah, but fun while we do it. If Glenn Beck (person) is there, it can be linked to other pages as well as the new Glenn Beck. And so on. Aleister 2:36 18 11
Eh, fair enough. Technically, nothing is actually worthwhile, anyhow. *goes back to painting a dead trout purple* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 02:39 (UTC)
Feature the line "goes back to painting a dead trout purple" Aleiser 2:44 18 11
Eh, I'm sure you've done stranger... gleah, this paint could really stick better. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 02:50 (UTC)
First thing comes to mind is when a housemate and I found a dead mouse, dehydrated it in a dehydrator, then put a frame around it and hung it on a wall. True. . .or is it? True. . .or is it? Aleister 2:58 18 11
What's a dehydrator? Well, I mean, clearly it dehydrates things, but how? What for? Where can I get one? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 03:12 (UTC)
How would I know? But if I did know, it dehydrates food things, like fruit, so the fruit becomes tiny and like some kind of candy fruit. Aleister 3:14 18 11
Sounds terribly fancy... it must be a rich people with too much spare time who subsequently develop silly hobbies thing. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 03:17 (UTC)

Look!

Screen shot 2010-11-18 at 3.00.19 PM Zombiebaron's welcoming spree was better Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 04:03, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Zombiebaron probably wasn't watching a movie and playing Guild Wars at the same time. *shifty eyes* Also, he uses a default welcome. I choose between three. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 04:05 (UTC)
My friend plays Guild Wars Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 22:50, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
How much? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 22:52 (UTC)
Did anybody say "welcoming spree"? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:06, 18 November 2010
SPREE! *twitch* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 23:21 (UTC)

Punji Stick

Much thanks for your vote. Now you have reduced the odds of stepping on a punji stick by 0.11%. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:24, Nov 20

I'm less worried about stepping on them than I am falling on them... hells, I'd had spikes through my shoes before, not really an issue with 12cm platforms. The falling over, however... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101120 - 18:53 (UTC)

Weekend reviews

You planning on doing any reviews this weekend? We need your talents. Annoyingly, I have loads of other engagements so will probably only be able to get 1 or 2. --Black Flamingo 18:36, November 20, 2010 (UTC)

What's happening this weekend? Will there be chips? I hope so. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 18:44, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
Hell yes. Aunt Bessie's best. --Black Flamingo 18:46, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
Jolly good. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 18:47, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
Are you an oven chip man or a fried chip man? --Black Flamingo 18:51, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
It has to be oven chips. The only kind with enough potato in them to be worth the time. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 18:53, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry, Flamingo. I'm too lazy. So... no. I'm not. Even though I still haven't looked at Weird... but I figured with that one I'd just put whatever I noticed on the VFH page unless I really had a lot to say... why have I still not done that? Arg... *wanders off* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101120 - 18:52 (UTC)

Tony Jaa wants to show you his appreciation

Much thanks for making Tony a feature. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 05:38, Nov 21

Tony Jaa Rapping(00:48)

Tony Jaa doesn’t take yes for an answer from this gang.
Not looking, not looking, not looking, because you did not just put a flash on my talkpage, and I am not looking! *locks self in closet* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 05:44 (UTC)

User:ChineseToiletman 1996

I'm Afraid Your Gentle Remonstrations To Him Didn't Work. He Is Still Plying His Trade, Mostly Like This, For Instance In Crapmobile. Spıke ¬ 15:16 21-Nov-10

Ban patrol! Although I suppose you already did? *is too lazy to check* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 16:20 (UTC)

I did not. BP is for the malicious, not for the merely incompetent nor those with no sense of humor. The key will be how he reacts when people find they have to revert him. More at User talk:Romartus. Spıke ¬ 16:23 21-Nov-10

He doesn't seem to react. So... eh. Short bans do make for a less subtle pointer... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 16:32 (UTC)

As Socky told us yesterday on IRC, Ban Patrol is for the incorrigibly incompetent. Socky this morning is undoing many of this guy's "contributions" and has just taken him to BP. Spıke ¬ 12:34 22-Nov-10

I think I need to puke from looking at all his contributions. *runs to the toilet before it's too late* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:36, 22 November 2010
Hmm.. I was going to do that, but am I very pleased to see Socky beat me to it. Thank you, Socky, for saving me the misery... *proffers bucket* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 17:25 (UTC)

Mhaille gave him six months of hard UnLabor. Spıke ¬ 17:31 22-Nov-10

Indeed... wonder if we'll see a renewal after this time off... or just a new account in the meantime... meh. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 17:37 (UTC)

Weird

Weird. That I haven't said hi for awhile. Weird. That you haven't been banned yet for your Chinese Toiletman sock or whatever you named it. Fuckin' Weird. That Protagonist hasn't gotten 20 votes yet. Weird. Could you point out a two or three or a few places where transistions need to be, and what would you suggest? Actually, what am I saying, this is a Frat page, so go do it yourself. Weird. That you haven't. Aleister Weird 20:11 22 11

It may be a frat page, but it belongs to you two... I guess I'm afraid I'll mess it up at this point. I may or may not get around to it later, then... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 20:16 (UTC)
We raise our glasses of beer and whiskey to you, frat member Lyrithya, who has come on board the frat collab and proved that six minds are better than two. Hail, hail, all hail Lyrithya! Nice work, and if by some miracle it gets featured, you get one of those fancy blue templates to toss overboard with the rest of them you've earned. Hail, hail, pizza in a pail! Aleister 11:53 23 11
Shouldn't frat articles have a little thingy indicating that they are? Is this one? If it is, I'll add the thingy... or something. No, I have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
An 'and I helped' template, eh? What are those even for, exactly? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 12:09 (UTC)
Frat thingy, sure, pin it on there. And I meant a feature template, that you can paste up somewhere to show you've written a feature. I hide mine behind doors and guardians, unless you have direct access, and even then. . . Aleister 12:14 23 11
I didn't write any of it, though. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 12:15 (UTC)
I thought you made the changes to fix whatever someone complained about, and did things to other things. Since it's a frat collab, if you made any major contribution it is your page. And I see some extra words laying about in there, so you are a liar whose pants, if you look down, happen to be on fire. Aleister moments later
I did formatting. That's hardly major. And I'm not wearing pants.
Anyhow, you can add the points for completing the article and whatnot for you and Flamingo; I dunno how that part of ΥΣΣ even works. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 12:25 (UTC)
That's because it doesn't work. --Black Flamingo 12:28, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
Well, that explains that, then. >.< ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 12:30 (UTC)
And I Spy extra words and things. So put some pants on and light them up. Points? I (seriously) don't even know how to find the frat pages, Skinfan has them listed in no logical order with no links and hides them among his user pages like woodchuck burrows in a crowded woods. Aleister 12:29 23 11
Formatting can be in the form of slightly more words... but putting on pants would require that I find them, and that'd take effort.
Eh, whatever. More important is that you made a lovely. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 16:32 (UTC)

Thanks

...for that thing you did. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:42, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

I did get the month right, right? On IRC they were saying it's December... o__O ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 08:56 (UTC)
Technically, it should be Septober. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:17, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
Not... er... wait, what? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 18:18 (UTC)
That's on the metric calendar. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:23, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
What's a calendar? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 00:46 (UTC)
It's like a measure of volume, but for time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:53, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
How can time be measured? I took a bottle of it and released it and nothing changed... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 07:58 (UTC)
Muppet ShowMuppet Show. Old Sicientist - Time in a Bottle (s02e07)(02:26)

I wrote a song about it. Then those Muppet bastards stole it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:54, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
...I'm just going to pretend you did not just put a youtube on my talkpage and walk away, now... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 18:09 (UTC)
Gordon Lightfoot - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald(06:20)

It's not me. You must have one of them viruses. One of the awesome ones. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:37, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
I don't get viruses. I'm invincible. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 19:40 (UTC)
Now I'm jealous. I'm just vincible. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:49, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
What's that like? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 19:54 (UTC)
I don't know. I'm still getting over the shock that "vincible" is a real word. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:02, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
Not according to my spellchecker, it isn't... then again, 'spellchecker' isn't a word, either... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 20:05 (UTC)

Top ten

So Crossbow and Shakespeare were tied for the top articles of the month. How are you such a natural at this? I've been here nearly a year and a half and I rarely get into the top 3. --Black Flamingo 15:22, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, I've been here half a year and that's the first it had happened... grats on the debate, of course. I do kind of like how you, me and Al went and took over the top three. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 16:37 (UTC)
Congrats! You two kick the butt of mere mortals. Trolling this is the first I know about being in the top three. I think I had one top three tie before, most of my things have little large scale interest but slip under all kinds of radar on their way to oblivion. I figure the big fight for best of MMX will be between Wizard and Raccoon. Aleister 16:46 23 11
Hmm... I can't be bothered to check that, so I'll just say... only one? Odd. Perhaps that should change...
Oh, joy... those... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 16:56 (UTC)
I'm just going to vote for all my own and nothing else. --Black Flamingo 18:20, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe I'll vote for anything but yours, then... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 18:26 (UTC)
You only get ten votes. --Black Flamingo 18:51, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
Aye, and I'll be sure to not use any of them on any of yours. *beams* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 19:01 (UTC)
I've never had much attention on my stuff in the top 10 game, very little in fact. Don't know why, it just hasn't drawn me to it. But I am glad when someone gets a top article on it, that's fun. When Wizard got into the final "contest", as well as Raccoon, made me happy and glad to be a human and not a panda or something. Aleister 1:26 24 11
Well, that's odd... and a little surprising, the way you write.
I'll be honest... really don't like that wizard one, though. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 00:48 (UTC)

Re: Still kind of sucks

Thanks for your vote change. Well, then, do you see any likely new directions in which to take Fox's Law? Spıke ¬ 23:48 23-Nov-10

Eh... ask me tomorrow. And by tomorrow, I mean after I sleep. I think my brain died. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 23:51 (UTC)
Okay, so now all I can say, in my extreme helpfulness, is 'add more, and make funnies'. It's looking better already, but... needs more. More sense, more nonsense... I dunno. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:26 (UTC)

code this

please code a thing so that when you click the picture, it links to asd and when you click it near the crotch, it links to qwe. btw, the picture is grue jammy.--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 01:23, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

Er... what? What links do you mean, and what is this for? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:27 (UTC)

A nice gift, almost like Christmas cometh early

Bonsaikitty

I know you like cats. This is what I know. So I've gone ahead and caught me one of 'em on the street outside my house, brought it indoors, and stuck it in a glass for you. You can thank me later. Your friend, Aleister 1:52 24 11

Phil Spector Cat
Put feline in the cocanut and shake it all up.
Is this all you know? Or do you know a mite more than you let on that you know? But... um... thanks. *examines the kitty* Nice add to the Weird, anyhow. You guys did do rather well with that. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:28 (UTC)
This illustration stolen for Fox's Law. It needed something. Spıke ¬ 03:13 25-Nov-10
Stealing illustrations is always good... as long as it works, and stuff. So how's it coming? *is too lazy to look* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 03:14 (UTC)
I think I've overcome the problem that even the people who retracted their votes to kill it, continued to say they didn't know what it meant. What it means is that a computer genius is "complaining that other people won't stay on the same page so he can continue to put on airs." Beyond that, you'll just have to stop being lazy. Spıke ¬ 03:17 25-Nov-10
Seriously, that's what it was after? Or is that what you made it after? Just tell me... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 03:19 (UTC)
Benjamin Fox (or here, "Professor Fox") flogs Wikipedia to publish his new Law. They huff it, and then him. That is what this all must be about. Spıke ¬ 03:29 25-Nov-10
Neat. I'll give it a read at some point. If I remember. For now, however, I must go dye my hair. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 03:50 (UTC)

BDSM

Since you seem unaware of the history of the Number of Bans/Number of Maimings templates, the idea is to clue in the oblivious to the idea that these articles are jokes (hence the references to Uncyclopedia:About and The Beginner's Guide). Now look at the edit by 166.137.140.179 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) and see if you can figure out what I was getting at. Now if you think I may have overstated my case by using too many digits, OK fair enough. I will trim some from the next edit. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 01:04, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Frankly, I don't care what the IP did to the article; what you are doing is effectively further vandalism. Adding a large, ugly template to the top of an article about something to which the template is not even related is simply not helpful, and only detriments the article itself. Add to that your reasoning - making a point to an IP which was already reverted at best only invites further vandalism; the target will doubtfully come back and see it, but others who do see it might consider it as a reward for vandalising that or other article, a sort of 'look what I did' except as a 'look what I got put on that', in this case a large template with rather silly numbers on it, evidence I would typically take that a person should perhaps read HTBFANJS.
Subsequently, I have reverted you again. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 02:05 (UTC)

...

explore my zork userpage to see why i need deliveries in a special place. and also, i want the yellow message alerting when i get a signpost in my talk.so there.--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 02:23, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

That's nice, but please choose a place - you do realise we deliver these manually, right? If you want it two places, you can copy it into the other one once you've read it on your talkpage, or just use your watchlist like the rest of them that have it in special bins for your notifications. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 03:03 (UTC)
Meh, I chose for you. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 03:51 (UTC)

Protagonist

Congratulations on your feature Lyrithya! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:00, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks again! I blame Socky, mostly, for actually blackmailing me into finishing it... silly thing. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 08:06 (UTC)
Congrats! You are racking up the features like a sailor racking up the girls at a bar in Rio. And you are nommed for every award but writer, and that should change soon, I would think. As for protagonist, I will review it shortly, I promise. Maybe Tuesday, no, that's taken. How about. ., December, let's see. . .no, booked solid. Soon though, soon. Aleister 1:49 26 11
Eh, no need now. I removed it from the queue after using Romartus' input. You realise what you did, right? You made me resort to Romartus' input! Howe could you?! ...wait, actually, Romartus is pretty good, isn't he? I mean, that was good input, too... damn... um... what was I saying?
And as for the awards... ugh. Could you kindly rescind that potato one? Please? I'm actually being serious for a change. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101126 - 01:53 (UTC)
Good for Romartus, but the page was great as it lay. No, the Potatochopper is earned, this month or next, so might as well make it now and not drag it out. You do great chops, and have been doing so for awhile, so why not. Other things may weigh, but you went through that one too, so I'll toss that over to the nommer. And I do promise to get onto that Protagonist review, we will make it a feature someday, if it fails this time then next. With my review coming, you can try it again in a few months, that should do the trick. Aleister 2:02 26 11
Feh, no it ain't. I've dishonoured myself enough already.
And as for that... um... I didn't know. O_o Flargle! It's like what happened with me all over again! *headdesk*
Oh, very well, then. Just let me know when you want to start and I'll pull it out of the reviewed pile and put it back in the to-be-reviewed. After all, it would be rather nice to get it featured. Sounds like a plan. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101126 - 02:23 (UTC)
Good, I'll get to the review sometime before this time next year, pinky promise. Well, we could just ignore the thing. Could be trained to be a good user, but as of now needs lots of help on everything. You at least hit the ground running like the wind. Aleister 2:32 26 11
Alright; I may hold you to that. May not, too. We'll see.
Mmm... maybe we can use this as evidence later for something. Something... *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101126 - 03:40 (UTC)

Imperial Colonization

How long did it take for you to get approved for Imperial Colonization? --Tophat headless 02:16, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

It takes years sometimes. Months at other times. Mostly, minutes. Aleister years later
Generally someone needs to be online and to notice... Aleister would know more. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101126 - 02:29 (UTC)
Me? Not really. I think Happytimes is running Colonization now, so that's where to go. And a few of us better work on Dinosaur before we lose it to the sands of time and it, itself, becomes fossilized. Aleister 2:35 26 11
p.s. And no one even commented on my pic and caption of the cat in the lime, above. One of my best captions here, I do believe, thank you,/bows, thank you.
I think it might have been better if you said: "Put the lime on the catanut" --Tophat headless 02:41, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Apologies, Aleister... the kitties are so... catly. Sometimes I just get entranced and stare, and when it is all over, forget everything... meow meow. Catanut, eh? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101126 - 03:42 (UTC)
Felime. --Black Flamingo 13:04, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Mmm, now that one I could go for... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 17:46 (UTC)

Userpage

Why did you moved your userpage? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:21, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Because I could! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 17:22 (UTC)
Alright then, I'm sorry that I care. M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:26, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Aww, poor dear. *huggles* Although apparently it has already prevented a vandalism... interesting. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 17:28 (UTC)
But It is confusing M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:34, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
I'm sorry. Would you like me to put it back, then? >.< ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 17:37 (UTC)
I don't want to destroy your plans. But I warn you. My brain is small and can't find the way to your user page. If I'll try to do that my brain may explode. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:43, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Unfortunately, as I appear to have misplaced something related, this may take awhile. I apologise for the inconvenience. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 17:45 (UTC)

Um...

You do know your userpage is missing, right? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:41, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Really? I hadn't noticed. Odd... wonder where it could have gone... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 17:43 (UTC)
What's the point of moving your userpage to a subsidiary of your talk page? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:47, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
The red link, of course. Why else would I do that? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 17:48 (UTC)
Yeah of course. What's more natural than moving your userpage in order to see red links? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:52, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Few things, I fear. Few things. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 17:55 (UTC)
Why did you locked your talk page? You don't want anyone to talk to you? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 18:33, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
No wait. You didn't. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 18:35, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
This is getting confusing... High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 19:13, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
I wonder what does she fear? She didn't tell us. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 19:16, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
I'm sorry. I forgot how to archive stuff, and did it wrong. I'll get it right next time, I swear... now get off my archive! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 19:21 (UTC)
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