User talk:Lyrithya/UnBooks:Transcript of an Expedition into Illogicopedia

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Hmmm. I see you're actually getting somewhere. Here's an imaginary cookie for the good effort.--Secret Agent 18:14, October 30, 2010 (UTC)

Please do not give this user a cookie. As you can see, they are attempting to cast a good light on Illogicopedia and bring the two sites into a type of coalition. The real purpose, of course, is to undermine Uncyclopedia by diluting its place in the pecking order of comedy wiki's, eventually surpassing it, and making Gomphog an admin here. We must then feature Bob. That is the real purpose of this page. Bob. No cookie. No cookie for you. Aleister 18:20 30 10
Wot?! How dare you, Aleister! How dare you insult the honour of the muffins, and include a notion as disconcertive as that? How... wait, what was I saying?
And love, of course I'm getting somewhere. I must, once and for all, prove how very much... prettier than you I am! Because I am. I am the prettiest! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101030 - 21:04 (UTC)
I have been sitting here all day waiting for you to answer, never leaving this page, munching on lettuce, drinking red things, now you finally arrive to deny that your plan is to feature Bob, and you will do anything in your power to make it happen, including taking down this website and selling it to illogico. Denier, denier of the truth, pants on fire, denier. Bob sits there like a Grisham novel, waiting, always waiting. /munches on lettuce, drinks a red thing. Aleister 21:10 30 10
Er... *starts backing away slowly* That's nice... that's real nice...
*turns and runs away* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101030 - 21:31 (UTC)
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