User talk:Lyrithya/HowTo:Smuggle a dead rat into a clean room

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Coincidentally, I've had two different jobs working in a clean room. At one, I actually raised rats. Carl Jung would get all excited about this and write a paper. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:56, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, how odd... so what were you doing with the rats? And why are people alluva sudden looking at this lack of a page? Maybe Mhaille will help with it... I've never done a collaboration before... or have I? I can't remember. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:15, 8 December, 2010
As I said, I raised rats. That meant food, water, cage cleaning and constant attacks by flirtation against my person by the 8 women I worked with. In fairness, only two of them actually wanted to have sex with me. I do not yet have a hypothesis as to why there has been a flurry of gawking at this page. You could do worse than Mhaille for a collaboration. I've never done one either. I started to, but somebody caused an edit conflict, and what I wrote conflicted with his addition. This is a capital idea for an article, by the way. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 04:35, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
Why? And why would them women be all over you, or am I misreading that? Eh? Why would... dammit, I swear it is not just my tiredness... and hells, Mhaille's pretty damn good as writers go. I dunno...
I wish I remembered what the actual idea even was... ...July? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:28, 9 December, 2010

All of the women I worked with enjoyed teasing me when they discovered that I blush easily. Two of the women were about my age, and they both made it clear to me that if I were OK with it, they wanted to have sex with me. I had to decline. Why would... what? You've lost me at this point. As for the article, I have a feeling it will develop into something half-respectable. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:58, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Ah... fun. Such strange things, women... O_o And mon, if I had any idea what I was talking about... well, I might have said more. Odd. And maybe it will... maybe it will. If it ever gets finished, anyhow. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:46, 10 December, 2010
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