User talk:Luvvy/Archive 5

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Hello <insert name here>. I have one (or two) simple rule(s).
Be advised that were you to whore any of your articles or votes on my talk page, my automatic vote will be Symbol against vote Against.
Also refrain from flaming or other abusive behaviour. This is still my user space and I reserve the right to remove what I don't like.
An angry, cranky and generally bitter Luvvy is not your Easter Bunny and will hate your guts for the duration of her next periods or so.
This is an ARCHIVE, <insert name here>. Talk more here, please.
If you would happen to fail to follow the directions above, you'll make Luvvy cry.
That would make you <insert name here> feel very, very bad about it.
You don't want that, now do you. Thank you for being so considerate.

edit On Behalf of Luvvy

Her dearest lap-dwelling Luvvykins has asked me to forward onto the good Unicyclopedophiles the following short, sweet statement. Mostly because she had her cat type out a new password, and is banned by request(I think).

Anyway.

"If you send me an email, please put a reply-to address or don't bother"

Cheers, y'all.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   08:01, Sunday 01 November 2009  

Also, beer is good.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   08:02, Sunday 01 November 2009  

edit UnSignpost 29-10-2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:35, Nov 3

edit As to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth I

I know you already did a Pee Review, but I couldn't resist. Had you not claimed this within minutes of when the request was posted, and while I was away from my computer, I would likely have claimed it. So I did a second, unofficial, unscored amd unboxed review that I placed after yours. I hope you don't mind! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:43, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

I won't start crying as long as you (mostly) agree with me... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:06, 10 Nov
I've seen things in Pee Reviews I disagreed with, but as it happens I don't think I saw anything I strongly disagreed with in yours. I specifically said I agreed with some of your points, and added a few of my own just because I'm in love with Queen Elizabeth I. Do you think if I asked her really nicely she'd go out with me? I'm a little shy around royalty. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:02, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
Also are you really retiring? Please tell me it's not true. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:05, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, I think dating cousin Liz goes in the same category as being a necrophiliac by now... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:03, 11 Nov
What, is she sick or something? I hadn't heard. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:08, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit I leave for one little hour

and you're gone again! *sigh* see ya around, then, maybe. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 02:02, Nov 12 2009

edit Why are you acting like this?!

Please, Luvvy, it's the Internet. It is not to be taken seriously. We are all a bunch of idiots. This is true. So just ignore us! You quit IRC and the issue had pretty much cooled off for a few hours and here you come in again with the anger and the violence! I realize you must be livid right now. I for one take your side in that you did the right thing. But I cannot support your behavior after that. I know you've said you don't react well in social situations but I know you have some control over your actions. Please, and I mean this with all sincerity, just go. If you're leaving, then leave. I will be one of the few that miss you. But no matter how badly we idiots treat you, remember: we're not real. We don't matter. It is not worth it to get so worked up about something like this. (That goes for Optimuschris and all the other users who are making a huge deal out of the Luvvy business.) Go and have fun in real life, which is much better than this virtual shadow anyway.

One final word of advice: always remember that you are loved. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:05, Nov 12 2009 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANYWAYS?! They insult me, call me all sorts of names and tell me... to give you the exact words...

Cquote1 Hey, I'm glad you can decide for everybody else what's funny and what isn't. And thanks for insinuating that I can only appreciate toilet humor, not too conceited at all, no sir. And poo-poo bai bai-ing a user's opinion who's contibuted far more funny stuff to this wiki than you have or probably ever will is just LOL. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:39, 11 Nov Cquote2

How can I feel at all appreciated after that? Tell me how can I feel like I have any human value?

I know I'm socially inept, I spend most of my spare time on the computer because I don't feel comfortable around people, especially males after having been continually abused in a very bad relationship with a man I thought I loved.

It's safe to edit atricles online. You won't be attacked, mugged or physically hurt, but then there's a bunch of half-wit uneducated teenagers who team up on you. It doesn't help your IQ's in the top 1% of the population. It doesn't help that you write at an academic level of English that makes the Harvard Law Review seem like children's bedtime stories. All that matters is that underneath tht all, I am a human being with feelings and they've been really, really badly hurt.

By what?

Well I get accused for things I did not intentionally cause to go askew. I have acted in good faith and now I get rewarded by kids half my age whining about how I've never contributed anything to the site.

This sort of a reaction on a smaller scale has happened before. Whenever I try to write an article, the few good guys say it's a promising start, yet if I dare submit it to reviewing in hopes of getting some advice on how to get the article to featureworthy status, I get insulted and bashed.

People forget that the string of text on their monitor is a living, breathing, feeling human being. And a living human being's feelings can get hurt. Were the argument in irc in stead in a bar, I'd have probably been thrown out by now, but I'd have broken a few bones, smashed in a couple of noses and definitely castrated at least one of the whiny kids with my knee.

Who am I? A nobody, just like OptyC is a nobody, just like Colin is a nobody, just like Andorin is a nobody, just like you are a nobody. The thing about the Internet is that because people aren't interacting with a flesh-and-blood human, people don't treat them with human decency. They call each other names. They make hurtful comments. They do all they can to get under someone's skin. How does one react to that? I start by trying to remember that there is a person behind that funky signature. Then I treat them with human decency. Not everyone follows this. Not by a long shot. But fighting fire with fire does not work. I could tell you stories about my abusive behavior to my family. I won't go farther than that, though. The point is, my actions didn't change a thing. Neither are your responses. Yes, you were hurt. Yes, you feel miserable and low and your self-esteem is virtually nil. But if you try to put it into perspective, take a step back and a deep breath, I hope you'll see us Uncyclopedians for who we really are -- silly children who are not worth getting angry over. No matter how hard we try.

Sincerely, Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:45, Nov 12 2009

I haven't been involved in this whole thing so don't belong in this discussion, but I'm here anyway. I agree very strongly that people treat others on the Internet in a way that they would never have the guts/gal/stupidity to do IRL. I saw a program once narrated by John Cleese. It gave an example of two male drivers whose cars bumped into each other. They ranted and yelled at each other. Then it showed two men pushing baby carriages that bumped into each other. The men both quickly apologized. Scientists believe we go by facial cues, and of course respond to each other's facial expressions. The two men in the cars were yelling before they saw each other's faces, so they continued yelling. The two men pushing baby carriages saw each other right away, and apologized right away. Facial recognition is how we survive as a social species. On the Internet, there's typically no facial expression, just a made-up name, and even when there is a face, it's generally not interacting with your own. And by the way, I disagree with this "we're all nobodys" part. I consider people to be perhaps the most important things in the world. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:27, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey, Luvvy

This probably won't change anything, but you should know: you made me kind of angry today, but I'm over it, I like you, and I hope you won't leave. That's all. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:32, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

I hope you don't go Luvvy. This wiki needs quality contributors and you are one of those ! (has my sig been fixed now ?) --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:22, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit Okay, that's it!

Read, understand, then stay the hell away from each other. You're acting like children. Bad children. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:59, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Yup, got it. But since I'm pretty much permabanned as far as I know and misplaced my password for Luvvy, it's highly unlikely I'll be missed...
--BabySocks Little Pink Sock BabySocks 20:03, November 15, 2009 (UTC) Better known as -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:03, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
Not true. I'll miss you, for one. You're one of the actually funny writers. Myocardialinfarction 22:12, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery! - December something!

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:50, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 21th January 2009

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:35, Jan 21

edit UnSignpost 28th January 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:54, Jan 28

edit UnSignpost 4th February 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 15:13, Feb 4

edit UnSignpost 11th February 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 13:01, Feb 11

edit UnSignpost 18th February 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:36, Feb 18

edit UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:52, Feb 28

edit UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:10, Mar 6

edit UnSignpost 11th March 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:02, Mar 12

edit UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:47, Mar 18

edit UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)

--ChiefjusticeXBox 22:07, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 04:45, Apr 2 2010 UTC

edit UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:53, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.

--ChiefjusticeXBox 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 1 May

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:13, 1 May 2010

edit The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:07, 24 June 2010

edit Return of Luvvy?

Since talking to you on-line Luvvy on Uncyclopedia's chat page, why don't you return to Uncyclopedia officially? Even a Zombiebaron has now returned, why not Luvvy?? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:54, September 19, 2010 (UTC)

SHHH! I'm not here! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:21, 24 Sep
I can see you!!! Welcome back Luvvy. How is Granny Luvvy btw?--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:39, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
Still dying. But not of pneumonia. If she didn't have cancer which is slowly killing her anyway, the prognosis would be excellent for recovery from the stroke. I cheered with tears in my eyes at her for wiggling her toes yesterday... Before nurses got upset for the foot cream I was applying. Apparently the public healthcare system in Finland allows for severely allergic nurses to be in contact with patients, whose everyday beauty care products could kill them from halfway across the building... >.< Anyways, I'm still not here. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:48, 24 Sep
Thanks for the update Luvvy....ok and ok, I won't tell anyone else you have dropped by. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:20, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit <Insert funny dance related header here>

That's right you won a dance!!

Pregbreak

Join in (you know you want to!). Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

This is an ARCHIVE, <insert name here>. Talk more here, please.
If you would happen to fail to follow the directions above, you'll make Luvvy cry.
That would make you <insert name here> feel very, very bad about it.
You don't want that, now do you. Thank you for being so considerate.
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