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Hisss!

Hello <insert name here>. I have one (or two) simple rule(s).
Be advised that were you to whore any of your articles or votes on my talk page, my automatic vote will be Symbol against vote Against.
Also refrain from flaming or other abusive behaviour. This is still my user space and I reserve the right to remove what I don't like.
An angry, cranky and generally bitter Luvvy is not your Easter Bunny and will hate your guts for the duration of her next periods or so.
This is an ARCHIVE, <insert name here>. Talk more here, please.
If you would happen to fail to follow the directions above, you'll make Luvvy cry.
That would make you <insert name here> feel very, very bad about it.
You don't want that, now do you. Thank you for being so considerate.

edit I'll do this myself this time...

Green Dildo

Mmm... Oh YEAH... *moans*

Here's a handy little friend of mine, however the one I've got in the bedside drawer is a pink one... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 10:51, 12 Jun

Isn't that some kind of gastropod? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
It was the closest approximation to what I had in mind I could find. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 10:57, 12 Jun
That dildo isn't wrapping nicely with the unsignpost :/ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:29, 12 Jun

edit UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:59, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

edit I saw your comment

On Noob of the Month. Is it just because I gave you that review and you didn't like it or something? Cause I'm not a socpuppet, and I don't know what I could've have done to make you think that. Staircase CUNt 16:31, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

To be honest, I didn't even remember that you wrote a review before you mentioned it. That review wasn't to my liking, since though I did wonder if you ever looked at the revisions pre-rewrite project in comparison to the changes I had already made. My general annoyance over you is more because of your unpleasant habit of whoring everything you do everywhere. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:33, 12 Jun
Well, ok, could you give me an example, beside the UnNews thing? Staircase CUNt 17:43, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
What bloody unnews article? I'm typing this on my phone while at work in a bunker and it's not the best method to post... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:56, 12 Jun
Sounds like fun! I like trying to type with my nose on my phone. Staircase CUNt 20:03, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
You're not making much sense. And if you ever, ever try to whore anything on my talk page, my automatic vote is Symbol against vote Against., as stated above. Now, wander off to whoever's calling your shots and down another few. I don't like you or the way you behave on this site, hence my vote against you for NotM. Get over it. There's only room for one ego on my user pages and that's the undersigned, so go away to wherever you came from and hang out there in stead. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 21:34, 12 Jun

edit Just wanted to say...

I agree with your comments on NotM. My sockpuppet-o-meter is going off as well. I don't feel like stirring up any drama, so I'm staying quiet, but I very much agree with you. Super anonymous user... just don't roll over this link. 20:15, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, as some twats in irc who have no idea of what real life entails, let alone that the disembodied semicoherent string of letters on their screen is a living, breathing person with feelings and other things on their mind that take up their patience than just "friendly banter" of a bunch of nolife teenagers teaming up against me... </stops ranting>
Actually, the point I'm making, some people have already labelled me as the biggest drama queen around, so I can stir up some by saying I don't like someone. I'm not threatening them, just politely asking them to stay away from my user pages. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 21:34, 12 Jun

edit To Dame or not to Dame?

To Dame. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:39, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Okay, okay, okay... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:41, 13 Jun

edit Thank you

Billygraham2
YOU ARE LOVED!

And in appreciation for your donation to
The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association
I am sending a sign of my personal love for you — your very own polyester prayer handkerchief, suitable for wiping the tears of joyous revelation.
~ B. G.

Hope you're feeling alright. --T. (talk) 10:26, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Considering I'm not as much recovering from surgery as PMS related patience burnout with some twats in irc who think they're wiseasses for whatever reason whose sole purpose these days seems to be to insult me personally whenever I try to defend one of the few but important cornerstones of my moral principles... *Sigh* My patience can take me through a uniformed shift in the field with drunkards and teenagers and assholes trying to provoke me to violence, can't deal with such shit in my spare time. To me #uncyclopedia was a hangout place in my spare time until it started feeling too much like work. As in waaay too much like work, trying to reason with teenagers online however doesn't come with one handy extra perk. Were they face to face with me trying to pull that kind of a thing off, I'd be allowed to arrest them. So no irc, maybe ever, and I completely lost my respect for a few individuals whose views on personal privacy are flimsy at best. (Pasting links to pictures of someone who hasn't kept it entirely secret that are online is one thing, and I have forgiven that idiot for doing it, whatever some of these idiots think, doing so with someone who prefers anonymity AND their immediate family's profiles on networking sites with full real names and all...) Maybe I'm ranting, but I just think I'm done with irc until further notice and will probably never ever submit any of my articles for a formal pee review ever again. I like to hear what could be improved, I hate it when someone completely disregards the fact that the review is a mid-rewrite, let alone that the jokes they so much hate and are bashing me for are in fact ones that I've been working hard to remove.
I may be considered crazy for not aiming for getting a feature (as if my writing in my third language really were that good, considering I thrive on sarcasm and satire, with some subtle intelligent and slightly absurd humour thrown in, in stead of the haha-fart-haha slapstick the majority of users seem to consider to be "fun"), but I don't frankly give a shit anymore. I can write, just not to everyone else's tastes, I guess, and the people I like generally like me back.
Maybe I really am the cranky old resident bitch by now. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:17, 14 Jun
I can relate to a lot of this... I don't really understand the tastes here either. There is some legitimately clever and funny stuff, but also a lot of infantile profanity, faddish flavour of the moment material, and campaigned/whored/popularity-induced voting. Pee Review can be an embarrassing dressing down. It's completely dependent on who decides to evaluate you... And for the poor intelligence-to-noise ratio I usually avoid irc completely. Instead, I try to focus on what keeps me happy. I do appreciate awards and nice comments, but I'm primarily intent on producing work that is personally satisfying, regardless of how it is perceived (or ignored). It works, though I have to keep reminding myself to think that way, particularly when life is stressful. --T. (talk) 14:03, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
I don't know about your current situation, but I've got a full time job in administrative duties, I just got into graduate school (international business and logistics, studied engineering for a few years before that. Had a hiatus for a year from those studies and decided I don't want to go back anytime soon. Got into the new school as one of the best applicants, apparently. O_o) and will probably be stuck paying off loan downpayements for a flat in the near future. Why? Because it'll be a cheaper way of living than paying rent for my current home... :/ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:16, 14 Jun
Grad school will be an ordeal... My Master's degree was completed recently enough that I can still smell the ink, and I'll definitely be feeling the sting of the loan repayments for some time. But university consumed me to the point where I could hardly think about coming in here. Things are better now. My work and family life is still tiring, but I like to put in some work here while enjoying myself with some creative writing. But if it wasn't fun, I couldn't stay. When was the last time you were really enjoying yourself here? --T. (talk) 18:12, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Before my last eight month hiatus when a move from one town to another and getting a job, being laid off and finding a new job and such took out my energy. I have fun sometimes, but irc gets on my patience, so in stead of sticking around and whining about it, I decided to not go back there for a while. I added the email user feature to my uncyc account, btw, now I'm curious to see if anyone (disregarding obvious vandals) spots it :) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:29, 14 Jun
I guess I'm getting tired with the internet in general. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:56, 14 Jun
Just a random interjection: I've been on here for a couple of years now, and have been on IRC about 5 times. I only ever really went on to find admins when I saw a blanking spree, and now I don't need to do that, I don't go near it. There are still good things about this place, and good users about, otherwise I wouldn't be here either. I hope that a few muppets don't drive off one of my more favouritestiest users. In conclusion: HUG! --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:13, Jun 14
I *like* hanging out in places like irc, but on the other hand, if it makes me feel less than happy, it's not for me. *hugs back*. When it feels more like work, it's not worth bothering for in my spare time. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:17, 14 Jun
Just a brief pop-in: i've never been on IRC myself, quite frankly, whenever I get in a chat room I get all nervous and leave within 5 seconds. Anyways, sorry if things aren't going good right now, Luvvy. Just so you know, I would never think of calling you (or anyone else, for that matter) a bitch, honkey, asshole, douche, etc. unless I was just fooling around. Really, Uncyclopedia has been a fun diversionary for me, but if it's getting more tiresome then enjoyable to come here, then maybe you should cut back a bit. I hope everything is going alright. Cheers from your resident American =) Saberwolf116 22:14, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Which is why I choose to ignore some of the idiots and make sure to cuddle the nice ones, and try to focus on what I enjoy. :) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:24, 14 Jun

edit I did that thing

With that youtube thing on that one article. I hope you like it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:05, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

On Crash test dummy. Remember? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:51, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanksies! You're so kind! /me hugs socky -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:55, 16 Jun
You're welcome, Luvvy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:59, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Revenge

...is mine ~Jewriken.GIF 08:48, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

That site keeps crashing, but not to worry, I'm still the badassest cuddler around. /me cuddles her favourite Jew -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:39, 18 Jun

edit For one of my more favouritestiest users

UUpartay Woo!
Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

As I don't have any kind of hug template, have this instead. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:22, Jun 18

What the hell did I earn that for? O_o *Hugs and snatches the award template before someone takes it away, putting it into safekeeping* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:48, 18 Jun
Because wikis need more hugs! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:57, Jun 19
Nice. And I thank you. Since I seem to be suffering total writer's block for anything more useful than angered ramblings, I doubt I'll ever get a feature... Are you, by any happenstance, of the breed who occasionally pops by irc? It'd be good to have a brief chat. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:03, 19 Jun
As I mentioned elsewhere at some point, I have ventured on IRC about 4 times in the 2 years I've been here. I don't have that much interest in improving that ratio either - trying to filter out the inane noise and find anything worthwhile just gives me a headache! Plus, I'm about to go make Mrs UU's lunch! However, 'twould be nice to have a chat one day, so you never know, I may pop on. Anyway, time for a patented UU Pizza Fritata - toodles! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:15, Jun 19
Or then there's that convy "Email" button in my nav bar, and you could get an IM address in return. I don't fancy pasting such out here for just anyone to see... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:19, 19 Jun
I...M... ? Those letters in that format mean very little to me. (Actually, the other reason I tend to avoid IRC is my tremendous lack of speed at typing or indeed formulating coherent responses. An IM conversation with me is not too dissimilar to this very talkpage conversation in terms of gaps in interaction! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:00, Jun 22
So give that "electronic mail" thing a try some day. If you feel uncomfortable typing, you can always ask the teenager next door to scan one and email that ;) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:41, 23 Jun

edit UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:44, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Your talk page doesn't work...

...Hikipediassa. So I kiusaan hier. Du är ruotsalainen, ja? How can you parler suomea? Kan du muita kieliä auch tala? --Pullamössö 21:05, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Kuinka se ei muka toimi? Serveri taas liian raskaasti kuormitettu? Olen itse kolmikielinen, tosin ymmärrän noin viittä muuta ja tavallaan osaan kouluranskaa yms... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:45, 21 Jun
Niin se lakkoilee. No siinä oli jo yhdeksän. Minäkin ymmärrän kahta. Toista osaan peräti puhuakin. --Pullamössö 00:03, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Onneksi olen lomalla, niin ei tartte muuta kun Ameriikkaa ja Kissalle Lässytystä puhua... :) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:27, 22 Jun
Meinaatko että siitä on vaivaa? Minä pääsen aika helpolla tässä, kun voin äidinkielellä puhella. --Pullamössö 14:41, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Meh, vapaalla ja naatiskellen suomen luonnosta ilman nettiä kuin satunnaisesti, mikäs sen parempaa? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:11, 25 Jun
Is this Klingon? Elven? Are you talking national security here? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:17, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
I wouldn't share national security related secrets over this media, and you couldn't get them out of me even by torturing me, Matok... You could be a spook for all I know! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:41, 25 Jun
I would! For a suitable price of course... And this is Klingon: Suomen luonto on näin kesäisin täynnä hyttysiä. Ja ampiaisia. Ja kaikki muita piikikkäitä ja häijyijä otuksia, jotka yrmy Luoja viisaudessaan on asettanut ihmisiä kiusaamaan. Talvi on sikäli hauskempi. Toisaalta syksy on ehkä paras. --Pullamössö 22:13, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:31 30 June 2009

edit Cheers me dear

SunbeamAward

For voting for me in my quest for Foolitzer and helping me win it for June 2009!--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 13:25, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

I don't remember voting for you, but considering I've spent the last 14 hours in a gloomy bunker with the only light sources being tons of monitors... thank you, some sunlight is appreciated. Even if it's, per your own wording, a crappy sun. :) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:29, 3 Jul

edit UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:20, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

edit I'm seeing luvverly kittens everywhere, so I thought I'd leave you a puppy...

PuppyOnTheRadio Pup 01:21, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Ummm... Thank you? I hope you do understand that my cat will have the puppy for breakfast. The cute wittle wascal... O_o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:31, 8 Jul

edit UnSignpost 9th July 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:28, Jul 9

edit Testing... Testing... O_o

edit Welcome to Uncyclopedia! Please follow me for the grand tour...



Hello Luvvy, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about?
I noticed you have recently joined our community and that you have tried your new toddler feet at making some contributions to our little collection of articles. I really hope you thought a little before acting, since otherwise you'll get into trouble with these guys faster than I did... :(
Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:
Probably the second most important thing for a newcomer is:
- It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.


If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia, try these:


I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page (if this message has appeared in the last few minutes, I'm probably still on-line, heck, I'm likely glued to my keyboard, for a change), or trolling about in chat. You can also ask an administrator on their talk page or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Browse our list of available mentors, and leave them a message on their talk page.
Again, welcome! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log)

Doing my best here to fix the welcome message sig issue O_o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:38, 15 Jul

edit UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Moi no

Tuun vuorostani tänne hypähtelemään. Onkos täällä mitään äksönii? Uhkaileeko teitä kukaan oikeustoimilla? --Pullamössö 19:21, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

Ei ainakaan toistaiseksi. Tietääkseni. Sannse tietäisi varmemman vastauksen tuohon. Onko joku pässi keksinyt Hikistä nostaa kohun? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:41, 20 Jul
Auvisen Ismo ahdisteltuaan hikipeedikkoja jonkun vuoden ilmoitti tuossa kuun vaihteessa viimein tehneensä rikosilmoituksen koulusurma-artikkelista. Artikkeli on poistettu (taas vaihteeksi). Saa nyt nähdä. Jotakuta on näemmä vähän potkittu :D Ei tosin niin paljon kuin minua. --Pullamössö 19:55, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
Justiinsa. Olisi pitänyt arvata. Tosin, sille se on arka paikka, kun omaista koskeva artikkeli oli... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:07, 20 Jul
Enpä tiedä. Ei kovin hyvällä asenteella ole suhtautunut missään vaiheessa asiaan. Vähän niin kuin olisi isse etsinyt ongelmia. Ja meidän artikkeli ei ollut edes kovin paha. Näkisitpä mitä niillä Dramaticassa on siitä... --Pullamössö 20:45, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
En sano ääneen, minkä nimisiä asiakkaita tai asiakasyritysten edustajia tulee mieleen tuosta kuvauksesta. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:34, 20 Jul
Älä :) Sinun pitäisi pyöriä enemmän Hikissä. --Pullamössö 12:04, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Ei aina pitkien työpäivien jäljiltä inspiroi :/ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:22, 21 Jul

edit UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:54, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Vacation

Going to meet mister Luvvy? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:24, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

On Thursday. Flying via London, but you bugger are there the wrong day. Otherwise we could have had coffee at Heathrow while waiting for our flights... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:05, 26 Jul

edit 5+ years ago -

This site had amazingly funny pages filled with oscar wilde quotes and kitten huffing and AAAAA and what have you. I just joined now because it feels way too much like 4chan and that's absolutely not what made it funny in the first place. The style of humor was once unique and amazing, and it'd be nice to see that again. Anyway, just responding to the semi-auto email sent to me after I joined.--The.real.dan 15:02, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Hmm... The site is what the community makes of it. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:50, 28 Jul
No it's not. We should revert every single page to what we had five years ago. And we should stop driving cars and start riding horses. And get rid of cell phones. And ban all forms of machinery. And stop using computers. And - The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)
And sign our posts... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 05:31, 29 Jul
How elitist of you.
Shush! I'm trying to focus!
Oh yea, sure, don't let my lesser importance distract you. I'll just sit over in the corner, twiddling my thumbs and contemplating my vengeance.

Hope you're feeling better - sorry to hear about your misfortune. Thankyou for the n00b-welcoming message - very nice of you.

Horrifying Joke Of The Moment: What does Michael Jackson think is the best thing about 21-year-olds. There's 20 of them.

I apologise. Here's a better one:

Quizmaster: Johnny Weismuller dies on this day. Which loincloth-clad, vine-swinging hero did he play in the movies? Contestant: Jesus.

QM: The duke of which county traditionally resides at Woburn abbey? CT: Hazzard.

Hope you're feeling better, Monkey Boy

edit UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 23:48, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:27, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:54, Aug 18

edit UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:11, Aug 24

edit UnSignpost 4th September

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:43, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Randomber -71th

In particular, please think of the heads</noinclude> lightings! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:12, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

edit Welcome Noobs

I noticed you've welcomed a lot of noobies. I've welcomed a couple, but one of them had already been here for two weeks and had written an article he asked for a Pee Review and nobody had welcomed him! Is there a way I can easily tell who's new and help put welcome messages on their talk page? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 07:10, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

This thing here might be useful. There's also a script for automating the welcome message, but you'd have to ask someone smarter than me how to implement it. I'm sitting in class at uni, so I can't fish around for it. I suggest asking nicely in irc. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:21, 10 Sep
Thanks! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:47, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

edit Rosh Hashanah

So you're not Jewish - who cares? You're learning Hebrew and who needs an excuse to stuff themselves on honey and far too many sweet cake-y type things? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:06, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Oh my, I'm honoured :D -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:10, 15 Sep

edit Happy Birthday Sis.

Erm. Guess I kinda blew my wad with the header there. Happy birthday. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:37, 18 Sep

Bouquet1 1
Happy birthday lovely, alongside a happy new year! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:24, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks Bro. Toda raba, Matok! ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 03:52, 19 Sep

Happy Birthday! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:22, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks... I feel older than ever. Who are you?! Where are my slippers?! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:54, 19 Sep


edit UnSignpost September 10/17

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:48, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:08, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:13, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey!

Hey thanks for the corrections and stuff!

Have a good one! / wack The preceding unsigned comment was added by Wackooo (talk • contribs)

I beg your pardon? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 05:00, 13 Oct

edit Adopt-a-noob request

(Looks up from underneath paw...)

Would your highness consider me for adopt-a-noob? I am but a poor Irish child in need of editorial guidance and occasional scolding. You were so nice to welcome me, and we share the spelling & grammar nazi gene (eat flaming death, non-aran sweaters and so forth). Here's a nice joke by Clement Freud.

Please? Myocardialinfarction 14:06, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

edit LucienDUGard the dogface!

It IS correct that I like to be cuddled, yes... But I also need to be housebroken here at uncyclopedia (or at least that's what they tell me) sooooo was kind of hoping you woud find the time in your busy buys busy buys busy buys busy buys busy buys busy buys busy buys busy buys busy buys busy buys busy buys busy buys BUSY day to keep me of the rug and not beside the tub...

Or wait.... Im not a dog... SO I CAN be in a tub. Oh anyways: just pretty please hold my close and cuddle me when am good and spank me if am bad... VERY bad... Oh mummy! Sorry, it's a problem im working on...


--LucienDuGard 01:43, October 16, 2009 (UTC)


pretty please I need to be adopted....

edit The Missing Issue

With my best regards. ;) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:06, 23 October 2009

edit UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:13, Oct 23

edit Hi

I was here. :3 --Andorin Kato 11:02, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

How fantastically informative, gramps. :) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:14, 28 Oct
He's lying! Pup 12:16, 28/10/2009
I was not here. I have never heard of any of you. Furthermore, I have never heard of myself either. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:25, Oct 28
And UU's just senile. But we still love you, Uncle UU. :) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:27, 28 Oct
/me brings Uncle UU a cup of tea ~Jewriken.GIF 12:31, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
Now tea I have heard of. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:34, Oct 28
Hey, where's my wakeup ban? After all, that tea should have been so refreshing someone remembers I'm a ban masochist... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:38, 28 Oct
Masochist: "hurt me". Sadist: "no". Masochist: "thank you". --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:57, Oct 28
"Ban addict", then? Someone enable me, please?! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:00, 28 Oct

edit Oh wow, someone needs an extra big hug, right?

Luvvy, first of all, I come bearing hugs and chocolate - please accept both in the friendly manner they're intended. Now, can we calm down just a leetle bit, please? I can appreciate you feel a little crushed by that review when obviously you've been putting in some work on a few mainspace contributions. I know how you feel about the feedback - I got told on VFH the other day that something I'm quite proud of is a "crusty wank sock", which is less than I'd hoped for.

Thing is, though, comedy is all about opinion - you put an article up for review, you get an opinion. If that opinion comes back less than you hoped for, try getting a different opinion. Maybe make it clear you're waiting for a specific reviewer (I was planning to get to it this evening after you left that request on my talk page, and I'll happily give you a second opinion (a very quick one is that it's a good idea, I quite like it, and you're heading in the right direction - I like the captions in particular).

But please don't go getting all dramatic about this - just take a few deep breaths, then stick a pillow against the wall and punch the hell out of it for a minute or so, and then - and this is the crucial bit - leave the article alone for a day or two. Do some more to that tea thing you were doing - I want to see that finished! When you come back to it, you may feel a little less involved about it, and it may help all round.

I'm hoping you'll calm down shortly, so I'll leave it here for now - I hope this will get resolved in short order, and all the good people involved here (and whatever you feel right now, I count both you and Chief in that bracket) can get on with doing good things again. How's that sound? --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:04, Oct 30

What's so bad about my punctuation, then? I'm better at English than the average Native English speaker and it's my third language. I even finally figured out a way to make my subconscious differentiate between it's and its so I can spell it correctly.
Whatever I try, it seems to get smashed to bits. Had I written it with a sockpuppet, it'd probably have gotten a better review, since as a "more established" user, I can't obviously afford mistakes. A human being died on my watch today, I'm not in a shape to take bashing from a faceless idiot online. I really, really want to hurt him, not my fist by punching a wall. :(
There was not an ounce of constructive critique in that review. And the only way to ever manage to get anything featured is via pee review, usually. Isn't it? I can't even try anymore without being afraid of being pushed back down, hit in the face and kicked down the stairs. My self-confidence can't take crap like that.
I have one of the highest ratings in academic writing at my university, which I'll emphasise, is goddamn hard to get into. I'm in the top 10 of the top 2% of all 2k applicants. But that isn't worth crap when I'm trying to write something in order to relax, apparently. I should just refrain from editing anything in main space, since everyone knows Luvvy as the friendly cuddly talk page troll, not as a good writer. So why even bother?! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:14, 30 Oct
Hey, I've always thought you were a good writer - that is, you're clearly intelligent, and you have a good sense of humour, and you make good observations. I've been waiting to see you put that all together into an article. The thing you have to remember is that sometimes you have to have a thick skin about this writing lark (easier said than done, I know), but honestly, remember that not everyone is going to like your article - when you put an article up for review, unless you ask someone personally, and they get right to it (sorry - hella busy day), you are opening yourself up to anyone's opinion. I've seen people write off articles on pee review that went on to get featured with barely any changes because the reviewer totally missed the point. Hell, I nommed an article for VFD that I failed to see any funny in at all, and it was featured about 5 days later, with no changes!
As for the punctuation - no idea, haven't had a close look yet, so I'll let you know. I wouldn't sweat it too much though - most native speakers of this fair language can't punctuate worth a damn!
So please, take a few steps back here. Maybe take a break for a day or two. I'll give you a second opinion later this weekend (I'm running out of time right now - got to get Mrs UU's dinner on). I'm not gonna delete your stuff, and I hope you'll reconsider and take it all back off QVFD - this wiki will always be better with a Luvvy in it. Got to dash, please think about what I'm saying - hugs! --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:28, Oct 30

edit Retiring?

No more Luvvy? You'll be missed, dearly. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:40, 31 October 2009

Symbol against vote Against. Please don't leave. Please. /me weeps FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:13, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

I hope it's not because of something I did, unless it's about that time I ran over your cat. That was pretty awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:53, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

This is an ARCHIVE, <insert name here>. Talk more here, please.
If you would happen to fail to follow the directions above, you'll make Luvvy cry.
That would make you <insert name here> feel very, very bad about it.
You don't want that, now do you. Thank you for being so considerate.
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