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Hello <insert name here>. I have one (or two) simple rule(s).
Be advised that were you to whore any of your articles or votes on my talk page, my automatic vote will be Symbol against vote Against.
Also refrain from flaming or other abusive behaviour. This is still my user space and I reserve the right to remove what I don't like.
An angry, cranky and generally bitter Luvvy is not your Easter Bunny and will hate your guts for the duration of her next periods or so.
This is an ARCHIVE, <insert name here>. Talk more here, please.
If you would happen to fail to follow the directions above, you'll make Luvvy cry.
That would make you <insert name here> feel very, very bad about it.
You don't want that, now do you. Thank you for being so considerate.

edit Welcome!

Hello, Luvvy, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button ( Button sig ) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask an administrator on their talk page or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  --MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:55, Feb 16

edit Thanks for the welcome to all who may or may not have bothered to welcome me...

I don't know yet what I'm doing here, but I suspect that it sorts itself out with time. Things seem to do so... --Lady Viktoria 16:03, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

Your welcome. :) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:05, Feb 16
I'm a little confused, I can admit, since formatting isn't one of my strong sides, but apparently I've done something right. Does one dare to ask how my first "article" i.e. my user page looks like in the eyes of someone better used to the Uncyclopedia community? --Lady Viktoria 16:08, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
Nice. I rather liked it actually "Ms" Luvvy... Me thinks I smell a fellow Brit? Your page is a good start to your Uncyc career! I'm not sure how it would fair if you put that in the main space, as some of the admins here have rather odd tastes, but which it's on "your" page, you can put whatever you want to on it... (I like the idea though)...
Oh, I noticed that you were seeking "adoption"... I would be honoured to. Just say yes, and I will fill out the necessary paper work. Well, actually I just put a template on your user page, and try to keep an eye on what you do, but you get the idea... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:25, Feb 16
To be honest, my comment about never setting foot in the UK except for Heathrow is true. Though it will eventually be remedied by the fact that my fiancé is a Brit (and can't stop laughing at my speech apparently being so upperclassy it's hilarious for him. Go figure...) and I am doomed to gaining said nationality one day. I can say that I could very well say "Yes" to your offer of adoption. This might be interesting... I will be expanding the article on "Luvvy" with time and to get used to the formatting there again. As comes to articles in the main area, I thought that I should probably give a go at an article on "Greater Good", since I refer to it a couple of times in my writing. --Lady Viktoria 16:33, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
Cool. Consider yourself adopted. I'm not the most experienced user on here by any stretch of the imagination, but will help if I can. I have just been sent to the shops, so will get back to you in about 30 mins if you have any questions. Oh, did you figure out how to upload pictures? There is a link on the left... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:52, Feb 16
I did an attempt at writing an article on Greater Good. It's a tricky concept, but as long as one attempts to keep a "serious" tone, it should work... Lady Viktoria 18:49, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
Doesn't look too bad at all... -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Now a really stupid n00b question. If I'd perchance want to have that pretty little Union Jack in my signature, who should I sell my petty little soul to?--Lady Viktoria 13:56, 16 February 2008 (EST)
Well what people like MrN9000 do is wait til they see someone with said image and steal the code. Alternatively you could ask someone who uses an image like that.... -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I suspect I need more caffeine, that looked like it made sense, yet my brain seems to be unable to wrap itself around the "how to" bit of it... Lady Viktoria 19:02, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
Oh, and thanks for the edits on Greater Good. I guess I should ask first before I throw a *hug* your way, as all don't seem to like being hugged. Go figure... --Lady Viktoria 19:13, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
/me barges Mhaille out the way... I have no idea what he's talking about honest! Oh, OK. I stole his sig... There is a good (kind) explanation of what to do here. It takes a bit of figuring out, but I'm sure you will get it... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:15, Feb 16
Oh, and regarding the "hugs" in my experience Mhaille welcomes all he can. He's the reason I'm still here actually. :-) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:17, Feb 16
I need to add a little something about hugs to the behavioural patterns of Luvvies. The nickname is purposedly cuddly. And as comes to figuring out the signature, I'm a certified grammar nazi to whom English is the third language, not a geek. I'm code illiterate. --Lady Viktoria 19:26, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
Signature testing... ;) ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:02, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
Wow. Well done. You can look at the "code" for anyones sig by adding the "/sig" thing after their userpage... That's how I found and store Mhaille's code when I first got here. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:09, Feb 16
Thank the potent espresso machine I've got, not me or my brains (unless naturally under heavy influence of Caffeine™. Hmm... I found an article that could be defined a "stub", it's short and not particularly funny. is the "fix" tag the one to use or what? ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:14, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
Which article? Give me a link to it, and I would tell you what I would do... It's tricky to know when your first starting out I guess. What I did myself when I first got here was avoid adding tags etc to articles until I had been around a while and new what was considered normal. There are rather a lot of different tags and processes around here, and some people can (sometimes) get a bit tetchy if you accidentally use the wrong one. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:24, Feb 16
As I am a nerdy gal, I looked up Roleplay Online and the article is neither very funny, nor very well written. It lacks the satirical qualities of a good humour in my newbie eyes. Though I know my Hitchhiker's Guide -, Abdul Nightingale's Encyclopedia -, Monty Python and Bill Bailey style humour, not to mention correct English so I think I can say I think the article in it's current state is Crap™... ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:33, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
Wow. That sure is a stinker you found! In fact, it's so bad, I have just nominated it to be deleted. We have a page called VFD. Check it out. That is the place where people can vote to either delete an article or not. The Admins can delete articles, but only under certain conditions, and in this case, it will be necessary to vote on it. If a page is less than a week old you can "send it to QVFD" to have it deleted. "fix", "rewrite" and various others are normally used if the article in question is worth saving, and there is a reasonable chance that someone will bother to do the work necessary to fix it up. "ICU" is for articles less than a week old... In this case, I think Roleplay Online is so bad it's best to get rid of it... Check out the VFD page, and have a look. You can vote to delete it also. Most of this is in the help files somewhere, if you know where to look, but I'm happy to point ya in the right direction as necessary... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:54, Feb 16
As comes to Roleplay Online I was told by my fiancé that the so-called expert who wrote the Wikipedia article about said site is the same person who - according to majority vote among peers - based on unfounded accusations banned me from the site's IRC chatroom (likely for life if he reads this... ;) This just upped my motivation to not just write a parody of the Wikipedia article, but in fact Improve on it and make it better. Without a blasphemous flame war, since I'm a good lady and above that. Darned me and my good British manners... ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 02:12, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
What can I say, I thought either the "fix" or "this article needs a steamroller" tags would be best... Well, I'm still learning to navigate the site. As comes to the ICU and VFD, I have bumped into them and will keep on looking around. That's how I managed to solve this little signature code problem. I went to recent changes and happened to see you had edited your signature, so I stole it ;) As comes to the flags, I substituted "gb" with "fi" and "se" to get the other flags in there as well... I'm not stupid, just a slow learner. I think I'll go vote now... ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:00, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
As a sidenote, I think I can't edit the VFD page. Am I still too new or stupid to not find it, or is there something I've missed? ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:07, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
Cool. You are already really getting the hang of things, I hope you decide to stick around for a while. As you said, it's really a matter of finding where something has been done before, and copying that... As per Roleplay Online, in my opinion, there are a lot of other articles more worthy of being fixed than that one, so I thought it was not worth bothering with.
Ahh, yes, the VFD page... I should have mentioned... You will not be able to edit that page for a few days. 3 or 4 I think. A number of the more "sensitive" pages are protected from new users to prevent vandalism. Sorry, about that. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:14, Feb 16
Well, I do have a pair of relatively good eyes in my head. Apart from bumping into walls without my spectacles, I'm fine. ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:21, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Suggestion Box: Things For Luvvy To Do

New topic! Woot! (Ewwww.... Teen Speak...) I think I could do some proofreading or write an article on some subject I might know something about, but am lacking ideas where to start... 'Tough choices, tough choices...' ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:21, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

You could give Mhaille a massage? Lol, maybe not... Check out UN:WYCD...
Though I have been known to give awesome massages which caused some people to claim I have ownership of their souls from then onwards, I am currently suffering from PMS, am hormonal and slightly ticked off at my neighbours, and I am a trained Navy Marine S.W.A.T. Military Police with the ability to kill a full grown girl scout with my pinkie... And I'm rambling again...---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:52, 16 February 2008 (EST)
My personal pride and joy is my feature (it got onto the front page). Feel free to have an edit to that if you think you can add to it! Oh, the expression is "being a WHORE" which, I have just demonstrated rather well I think... We do actually have a proof reading service (which you can join), and also a process called Pee Review, where you can review other peoples work. Check out the guidelines (I wrote a fair chunk of it) for pee review if you are going to do that. There is NEVER a shorted of stuff to do. Oh, you know about VFH? That's where we vote for which articles to put onto the front page... Enjoy. ;) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:36, Feb 16
Here is the same problem as with with the VFD page. I'm not allowed to edit them yet... As comes to UN:WYCD, that's where I looked first. My first edit was some minor spell checking on Charles III. ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:52, 16 February 2008 (EST)

edit Things Luvvy has spotted with potential for Writing or Editing (or general mucking about)

edit Åland Islands

The ones we Finns filched from Sweden after WWII

edit Midgård (Midgård in Luvvy's Sandbox)

Nordic mythology and has a funny little linguistic detail, as "Middle Earth" was "Midgård" in a Swedish translation of LOTR)

edit A Lover's Complaint (A Lover's Complaint in Luvvy's Sandbox)

Shakespeare's lesser known sonnet that in fact never existed

edit Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim

Luvvy's great, great, great granny's cousin or some old relative anyway... one of the actual War Marshal and Presidents of Finland, possible to find silly anecdotes about him that don't need to be "mucked about"?

edit Alvar Aalto

Luvvy's personal favourite hate-subject ("Inhokki" in Finnish), Finnish world known architect, SIP and yet again, primary sources available with anecdotes about him being drunk and claiming to be God... Truth is sometimes so incredible that it needs little or no editing. Especially those that never knew him seem to deify him. He was a total SOB and he thought he was God. Those worshipping him in the architectural community today seem to forget he was human, too.

edit Eliel Saarinen

Finnish National Romantic, Jugend/Art Nouveau Architect

edit Eero Saarinen

Son of or father of or whatever - relative of aforementioned architect, architect who made a career in the Americas, similarity of names is a potential source of hilarity.

edit Finnish National Romantic Period

They used Swastikas, visual humour o'hoy?! Anyone..?

edit Art Nouveau (Art Nouveau in Luvvy's Sandbox)

A design style popular in the late 1800's, LOTR Elvish and Hobbit design is very obviously inspired by and in the spirit of Art Nouveau ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:40, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Roleplay Online (RPoL in Luvvy's Sandbox)

Now that the last sorry excuse for an article is eventually removed, I can at some point in the future write proper parody... Shame these links are case sensitive here...

edit Interesting

A friend said "define interesting" in a forum at RPoL and I thought I could link him to Uncyc. I was wrong. This needs to be remedied)---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:23, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Mensa

Not at all funny for the greater public, could use a steamroller)---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:26, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Want to get involved?

I have just rewritten Toilet. It was, shall we say full of lavatorial humour before, but I have cleaned it up a bit... Fancy throwing in a few edits? I feel it needs a ladies touch. :-) Not sure I'm going to get away with that last comment... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:55, Feb 17

I'll let it slide. This time. And to keep in line with the whole Grammar Nazi reputation, the plural form of a "lady" is "a lady's"... I had a look at the article and did some fairly minor editing. I'll take a closer look in the morning after a fresh pot of coffee... ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 01:41, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Seemingly Random Things Luvvy Has Bumped Into and Considers to be Bad Humour Or Doesn't Know How To Do Yet

  • Insomnia is not what I'd call funny. Only random and those oneliners aren't going to help the article's case.
That's another really bad one... Have you found the Uncyclopedia:Poopsmith's_Lounge yet? It's linked from some text on VFD... I'm actually one of the two Poopsmiths, and that's a page which I maintain. Basically, you can add stuff you find which is really bad there for now if you wish. That is a "site wide" page, and is availible for anyone to use. Check out the guidelines about using the page. While you are still finding your feet, it's probably a good idea to just list things there, rather than adding them directly to VFD anyway. I'm not sure if you will be able to edit the poopsmiths lounge, but if not, I also keep a 'personal' list here which you can also put stuff onto if you wish. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:42, Feb 17
I added the article there.
  • How to Redirect links to minimise red on Luvvy's user page. No clue how to do it and it is likely very simple.
I did a modification to your userpage. I think that's what you mean? MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:42, Feb 17
It wasn't exactly what I had in mind, but now I learned that trick, too. I was more interested in if I could have linked "Chronic Insomnia" to "Insomnia", but as it was a piece of crap article in my poor near sighted eyes, I'll just wait until either someone rewrites it or I do so.
Join the proofreading service! They have a template which you get if you do I think... You can always make your own, if you don't like theirs, just steal their code, and change it a bit! But make it in your own user space, not in with all the other templates...
Hmm, Sounds like a rewrite for you me thinks! Sorry, don't know Steve Martin, but sounds like you do... If you don't want to do the rewrite you could but are 'rewrite' tag onto it, but think carefully about whether or not someone is actually likely to do it. We have had cases of people going round slapping rewrite tags on everything, and its not really that helpful. We know lots needs to be done, its more a case of actually finding someone to do it! I wonder who that could be... Oh, if you are thinking about rewritting a page, check out the 'history' and the talk page first. You might learn some things which might be useful. Also it's possible that the article was vandalised in the past, and no one noticed. That goes double when adding stuff to VFD... :-) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:42, Feb 17
I can write a whole lot about the infiltration process into the organisation and how it really wasn't worth all that effort without making it too vain, I think... We'll see... ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 02:04, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Redirects

This:[1] is an example of a page which redirects to another page. If you type Gays into the search box, or but a link to Gays on an article, it will actually link to Gay. You can create a new page which redirects to any other page using the syntax shown there. If you want to redirect an existing page, be REALLY careful. It can cause problems, creating a "double redirect". A double redirect is where one page links to another that links to another... That's not good for the site, and is a pain in the per verbal to clean up. You would need to check the "what links here" to make sure that no pages already link to that page. I would probably recommend avoiding doing that for a while, until you are more confident in what you are doing. Oh, that was another subtle 'whore' actually, I have had quite a lot to do with the current state of Gay, and have plans to try and get it featured on the front page at some stage. As always, feel free to have an edit over there. In particular, I think it could benefit from your expert proof reading skills... Enjoy. :-) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:30, Feb 17

"Touché", eh? I knew that'd cost me some extra work... :) ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 02:33, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

edit NotM

You are nominated. Now the pressure is really on. I hope your going to be as good an Uncyc user as I think you will be. Get working! MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:10, Feb 17

*gasp!* there's a Noob of the Month award? I guess I still have a lot to learn... Hmmm... Wonder when I should have gone to bed..? ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 03:14, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
You even have a vote. From a user who knows what he is doing also... Bed? NEVER! You're hooked now! WE HAVE YOU IN OUR POWER!!! he he he MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:17, Feb 17
Well... Maybe just a little more proofreading... Toilet, was it? ;) ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 03:20, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
If you fancy it. Gay needs love also... Of the two, Gay is probably the one which has got the best chance of (someday) getting near the front page, but obviously it's up to you. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:26, Feb 17
So what's this "Whore" you keep referring to, then..? - I'll have a look. Toilet will require some work on the language level. It is slightly more challenging than attending English lectures at my Uni. I speak better English than my professor does. Only difference is in vocabulary, since I am still learning professional terminology... But yes, I'll look into it in stead of rambling here. Then as a stupid n00b question, can I vote for myself? ;) ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 03:31, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
'Whoring' or being a 'whore' is what I have been doing to you! Well, kinda. It's the Uncyc term used when someone tries to draw attention to something which they want others to see. We actually have a monthly award for that too! It's generally not considered the best thing to do, as it can be annoying if people do it too much or in the wrong way... Oh, you could vote for yourself... DON'T forget that everyone else will NO that you did. Be patient. People will notice your contributions if you do good stuff... Hope that answers your question. ;) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:46, Feb 17
One could say there's one important detail with your whoring. I haven't really paid much attention, as I've been randomly stumbling about the site and apparently done something right. Really, this wasn't my idea. A friend who is on the legal prescription med type of speed told me that I needed a place to express myself at and gave me a shove. Indeed it was a bundle of weird coincidences. ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 05:01, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
I just hope you don't disappear tomorrow, and we never hear from you again because that would make my nomination look rather silly! It's very rare to be nominated after such a short time, but there are not many days left in the month, so I though I would let you have a crack at NOTM. Anyway, it's 5:10am here, and I think my GF wants me to go to bed! I think TheLedBalloon (who is a friend of mine on here) is still about though, and I'm sure he would be more than happy to answer any questions you might have if I am not around. Oh, I'm sure you know that you can tell who's around by looking at "recent changes", but I just thought I would mention it... Chat to you later. Enjoy editing... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:11, Feb 17
Considering I live two time zones east of the UK at the moment (where my fiancé and two stepdaughters live, I went out like a candle at some point. I'm usually in bed by about 02:00 am, since I do have studies to attend to and the old geezers at Uni seem to think the best time for learning is about 08:00 am to 18:00, which means I need a hefty OD on caffeine to make it to lectures on time. I think I'll try to score a double and aim for Writer of the Month, too, which means that I have about ten days to write up at least four more articles. I can sit in English class and type up something spiffy. Seriously, how would you feel if a foreigner who speaks something between Sveedish English and American would try teach you your Native? ;) ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:01, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
[[WotM]? Now that's really ambitious! It's possibly the hardest award to win on Uncyc, the competition is very fierce. You will have to do a whole lot of really good stuff to stand any chance with that one. You will need to get a good few features first, and probably will need to have been around for a little longer than two days! Best of luck though, but I would not get my hopes up on that one just yet... As per teaching this British native my own language? Sure, I'm always willing to learn... Oh, you missed a comma, between Sveedish and English in that last paragraph, and did not close the '(' brackets...  :P MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:18, Feb 17
No I didn't. The smilie ended the brackets... ;) and "Sveedish English" is a term. As in English spoken with a Swedish accent (hmm... I know there is a mention of it somewhere here, but the link goes red...) As comes to Writer of the Month, I didn't claim I'd be going for it right away. Though it will be good to set the standards for my writing high. I've been writing an article on Dragonology, but it'll need some heavy mucking about still. But there's a damned fine start. I ripped off the Ology Book series' book called "Dragonology" to some extent, there... It should be worked on still, though. I still haven't quite grasped the methods of adding pictures, nor really looked into what's already up here on Uncyc, so we'll see. I saved the first version of my article for your amusement. ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:51, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

edit The DJ Wuvs U

Keep up the good work! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:56, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

I have no idea whatsoever who you are, but I'll *hug* anyway... --- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:01, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
The most recent NotM and voted best thing to happen here since that chocolate factory blew up! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:03, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
Ah, but then I can't call you a fellow n00b any longer, as you have presumably passed that status by now... ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:10, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
True, true. Have you learned how to vote yet? Simply go to this VFH and vote for articles you like! If you like you can read HTBFANJS and my article UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old and see what is considered "funny" here (plus inflate my ego :D) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:15, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
I think that my n00bdaddy explained the term "whore" a while back already. I need a ssssserrrrriousss boost of caffaafaffafaaerine... Then I can write up something hilarious. At least moderately funny. I got Monty Python in my mother's, wait, Dad's the one who's got the Python addiction, though then I should have been introduced to it (along my daddy) at age 15, which is not at all how I remember it... Yes, seriously in need of some caffeine. Then I might make some sense™. Other influences are Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey and Club Krapula, which was a stand up show I bumped into once... And of course a Native grasp of Correct English doesn't hurt ;) ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:21, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Talk about contributions here (in para-chronological order)

edit Lady Viktoria

User page. Comments go here.

I'm a little confused, I can admit, since formatting isn't one of my strong sides, but apparently I've done something right. Does one dare to ask how my first "article" i.e. my user page looks like in the eyes of someone better used to the Uncyclopedia community? --Lady Viktoria 16:08, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
Nice. I rather liked it actually "Ms" Luvvy... Me thinks I smell a fellow Brit? Your page is a good start to your Uncyc career! I'm not sure how it would fair if you put that in the main space, as some of the admins here have rather odd tastes, but which it's on "your" page, you can put whatever you want to on it... (I like the idea though)...

edit Greater Good

I did an attempt at writing an article on Greater Good. It's a tricky concept, but as long as one attempts to keep a "serious" tone, it should work... Lady Viktoria 18:49, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

Doesn't look too bad at all... -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Oh, and thanks for the edits on Greater Good. I guess I should ask first before I throw a *hug* your way, as all don't seem to like being hugged. Go figure... --Lady Viktoria 19:13, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Dragonology

Cool... You have been busy! Looks like you have the makings of another good one there... I changed your 'expansion' tag to the 'WIP' tag. I'm not sure, but I don't think it's generally considered a good thing for a user to add that to their own article. Well it's defiantly not what I would call 'short' anyway! I changed it to 'WIP' which will keep the admins from deleting it. I don't think they would in it's current form, but it's always a good idea to leave the WIP on until you are really happy with it. So long as you keep editing the page, the 'timer' gets updated, but if it gets to 7 days without an edit, an admin may deleted. You really need some pictures! As per the other methods you have learnt about, I would recommend that you look at how it's done in other articles. My The Colour Problem has a few pics, and also demonstrates using the <br clear="all"> thing. You can also use <br clear="right"> and <br clear="left">. These are useful for the formatting of the text around the pictures, have play, and figure out what they do... You upload new pics using the 'upload image/file' link on the far left, or if you can find an image on another page, you can use that too.

I can do pictures, even some "well", as some evidence my evil twin put up demonstrates, but right now, when it comes to dragonology, I probably have to go with filched borrowed imgages. Thanks for putting the 'WIP' tag there, I wasn't entirely sure which one to use. I'm a two day old Uncyclopedian, and a total n00b who only seems to learn quickly, as she has perfected to some extent the technique of filching borrowing existing sources among others and bending them to her will.

Just a note on the article itself. I noticed that you have some 'lists' in there. Some people are actually quite opposed to lists appearing in articles like this, so I would be cautious about doing it, unless it's really justified. I'm not sure that in this case it helps the article that much, and actually makes it a little unpleasant to the eye. Just my opinion of course... Add some pictures! Just a final word of warning... Don't forget about the other article(s) you created. It can be tempting to create an article, work on it a bit, and then move on to another without really finishing it. I know. I have done it. You have to remember that Uncyc is not Wikipedia, and we don't have anything like the number of users those guys have, and if you leave something unfinished, it's likely to stay that way for a while... Glad that you are enjoying editing... Oh, ADD SOME PICTURES! Also Oh... Note my skill full and 'subtle' Whoring. + Add pictures. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:48, Feb 18

As comes to the lists, they were for making content quickly, were for me to remind me to work on them, and a quick exit, when I got a migraine attack and had to effectively knock myself out with drugs. Those happen every now and then to us evil geniuses good girls.
Regarding your user page, think about putting something on there so that any passing (potential voter perhaps) can easily see which articles you have created, and what you have done. As it stands, it's not obvious... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:58, Feb 18
I added a little something something. Was that the kind of thing you had in mind? Damned question mark key is slightly stuck. Which means I have to use a different form of sarcastic rhetoric to prove it to the insurance company that it wasn't me that spilled juice on the laptop that screwed the keyboard up, but an interstellar phenomenon of fluff from Saturn actually muffling my brain's mobility centre and taking over until someone got it chipped off... Gah! It's happening again (oh, and this could probably be elaborated into an UnNews article once I figure those out...) ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:10, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

edit A little telling off

Oh, OK, I'm nagging now... I noticed that you had "reorganised" your talk page a little bit... Well, the truth is, that you can do this if you want to, but I believe that some people may not think doing this is a very good idea... Your user page is yours. Over there, you can write just about anything you like, and have it looking in whatever way you please. Other users should not edit it, and if they do, they can potentially be banned by an administrator. Best to keep your paws of other peoples user pages till ya know what you are doing... Regarding your talk page, like I said it is still your page still, so you have some freedom to organise it in a fashion you like, but generally most people tend to leave their talk pages in the given chronological order they were created... It's just kinda the done thing really... I think I see what you are trying to do by organising it as you have, but I would probably recommend that your talk page is not the place to do this. Maybe copy from your talk page to the talk page of the articles in question, or consider making a new subpage underneath your main page, and copy the discussions there. I wonder if you can figure out how to do subpages... :) Sorry to windge, but I don't want you getting into any naughty habits now... Well, unless you are a nun, in which case that's obviously very welcome... Oh, I like the changes you have made to your user page... You know you don't need the "British humour" thing, as no one else will edit your page, but maybe you have put it there for laughs... I would probably recommend moving my "Adopted" thing onto your list box on the right, but it's up to ya. Sorry for the nagging... Oh! I'm a "N00bDaddy"??? Wow! You are actually my first N00b. Hope I'm not boring ya too much. Have fun. :-) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:35, Feb 18

"Sowwy..." Oh, if you want another adoptee, my friend St.Helena joined up. She's a bit lost still, and might need help. Probably more than I did... ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:40, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
And regarding subpages... There's the Sandbox ;) ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:47, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Cool. I'm actually at work at the moment... Boss keeps walking past.. :) I expect you can probably help your friend with most of the 'basics, but I would be happy to help out... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:59, Feb 18
I suspect I'm not "qualified" to adopt her yet, otherwise I'd make it official. She's been asking fairly silly sounding questions for most of the day, and in my current feverish state, don't have the patience to reply to all of it. I do try, though. ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:10, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
And as a related question, how do I make subpages "archives"? Since I could in fact make it so that only the most recent comments and conversations on this page are here and the rest goes to wherever I put it. *glances at the rubbish bin* ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:17, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
I think you can adopt a noob whenever you wish, really, it just means you put the tags on yours and their pages, and add their talk page to your 'watchlist'. Archive your talkpage! Never! That's a sign of weakness! No seriously, I would not do that just yet, leave it as is... It shows people passing that you're a serious user, and it's good for people (considering your NotM situation) to read it, so they can tell that you are keen to learn. There is a page about how to do archiving somewhere, but I'm buggered if I can find it... Normally, I just create a subpage, and cut + paste. I think there is a 'correct' way to do it, as potentially someone could have a link to a subsection on your page, but I have never bothered with it... You will know when it's time to think about archiving your page when you get a message saying something like "warning this page is XXX bytes" or something when you edit it, but for now, I would leave it as it is. It's doing no harm... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:20, Feb 18
There was a list on requirements that need to be filled for someone to be qualified for adopting, and I'm not quite there yet. Though I could make a tag that says something about n00b siblings... Hmmm... ~(And yes, I'm good at code larceny) ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:27, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Ah! So there is... You already know more than me! Well, when you friend has done a bit more, I will be happy to oblige... :-) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:39, Feb 18
Oh, my hubby joined up. This is indeed turning into an invasion... He and I are already bouncing ideas off each other. We're up to no good in the Sandbox...
---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:11, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Hubby? I thought you were only engaged? I'm glad to see that you took a laptop to the church with you, so as to continue editing during the service... Oh, you kids! Don't let the sand get into the keyboard... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:27, Feb 18

edit Subtle, very subtle...

<Begin Sarcasm> A whoring template eh? Hmm, well we have never seen that one done before... </End Sarcasm> You have the link to the N00b of the month in your sig. How you figured out that one so quickly I have no idea, but it's the right thing to do... Just thought I would draw your attention to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review... Now if I were a N00b looking at my prospects in some possible up and coming award or something, that's a way which might possibly make people notice me... Can you review as well as write??? If you can, make sure you check out the guidelines... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:59, Feb 19

Of course it's subtle... I could in fact slap a pee review request in Greater Good while I'm at it. Can one request a review on one's userpage, too? Since those two are the best work I've got for the moment. Also, quite possibly later today there'll be a more or less finished article on Roleplay Online up... And I still haven't really gotten my head wrapped around the imgages and how to add them...*sigh* Off to see a shrink again. Hopefully I'll be able to convince the woman she should lock herself up at the Funny Farm™ :)
---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 06:41, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
Sure, feel free to add one, or even both of them to Pee Review (assuming that you have run out of ideas with them, and would like some feedback). Remember that Pee Review is a two way process though. If you're going to put something onto Pee Review, it's only polite if you review something also. You have to suck as well as blow, as someone says in the Pee Review Guidelines... You have read the guidelines? Also as I mentioned Pee Review is a great way to get noticed... You can request a Pee Review on someone talk page, but generally if someone wants to do a review, they will see the article waiting in the queue, and pick it out anyway. Now if someone owed you a favour for something you had done for them, then perhaps you might stand more chance of bullying them into doing a review for you. It's give and take. Just like marriage. Well OK, maybe not like marriage... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:37, Feb 19
I tossed the {{PeeReview}} tag into Greater Good. I'm not sure if I want it on my userpage, unless you can recommend someone who'd like to pee on it... Then on another note, would you like to look at what I've got up on RPoL and give it some comments. I am not requesting a pee review on it yet, but it'd be fun to know what someone else than me thinks... ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:11, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
Hmm... Now what did MrN say about READING THE PEE REVIEW GUIDELINES! To answer your question when you put the tag onto your article, hmm, no... That's not how you request a pee review. You also need to do some other things... Oh, also, I would not put your user page onto Pee Review... I'm not sure I have ever seen someone do that before, I think Pee Review is really just for articles which are to go in the mainspace... Oh, also, also... Go read the pee review guidelines. :P MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:21, Feb 19
Oopsey. I'm home with a fever and an upset tummy and I suspect that's not the only thing I've done wrong today...I'll go read them... /me scurries off... (Oh, I added a pic to Pythagoras but the article could use some more work...) ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:35, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Rewrite tags

Yea, it's tricky to know where and when to use them... We have had cases in the past of people going around slapping rewrite tags on everything... Obviously we all know that lots of stuff needs to be re-written, so it's tricky to choose which ones to tag. What the tag means is that it will show up in a few places that people will look to find things to do... If you think a rewrite tag is suitable, then by all means use it, but keep it to a minimum. I would probably recommend only putting the tag on for articles which you think someone might really want to do it. Whatever you do, make sure you don't find yourself slapping the tags around all over the place. We could all do that, but it does not really help anyone. Also, consider how many other rewrites already exist (and are waiting to be done) before you think about adding new ones to the list. You know where to look for the current rewrites? MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:16, Feb 19

/ me scratches head in a very typical ape kind of way... There's a navigation box that says "Things to do" in the link on the bottom... ;) ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:51, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
You got it... That's where people look for "things to do"... It's a genius system... There is UGLY, FIX, REWRITE + others I think... Some of them are only for articles less than 30 days old... The article in question will get added to those categories when the appropriate tag is added... I think you get the idea of what I am saying though. It's helping no one if those categories are too full, cos no one will ever work through them all... We just try to limit it to the ones which actually have a good chance of being done (and are worth doing)... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:59, Feb 19
Hmmm... I think I'll try sticking to Profreddin' until I get a better hang of page formatting... ---- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:50, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

edit I heard a rumor

That you have some difficulties in Hebrew. I present you with a proper tool. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:59, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

Awwww... That's so sweet, thanks. I won't be very active in a couple of days. I accidentally managed to peel the skin off my left thumb (Can anyone spell "cheese grater accident"?), and it hurts to type with the wong hand... I'll be back on Monday... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:20, 21 Feb
Here's how you spell "cheese grater accident" in Hebrew: תאונת מגררת גבינה :) Get well! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:17, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
Well, I did kinda promise myself I wouldn't take a peek, but I did anyway. And ended up rewriting an UnNews article. It was a bad joke and marked with the 'ICU' tag, and I gave it some images and some love... I'm quite proud of it. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:30, 21 Feb

edit FYI

All female Uncyclopedia contributors are girlfriends of THINKER, so don't be alarmed when we start making out, okay? ;) Welcome. --THINKER 17:13, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

/me pretends to be flattered and looks around in case a husband should be paying attention... /me hugs Thinker and advises to read the reply above. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:20, 21 Feb
He also has first shout on any of the male contributors. -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I learnt that the hard way :S --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:18, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
TMI, DJI, TMI... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:56, 22 Feb
How else am I going to teach these n00bs to vote for my noms?! ;) --THINKER 18:35, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
You'll have to do something more to impress me... Roses are ok, chocolates are not, I'm allergic to them, since I'm on a diet... Diamonds on the other hand... ;) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:21, 22 Feb

Do you have Red Lobster in the UK? That's about the extent of my romance. --THINKER 22:13, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

Although I love seafood, I'm quite sure you're more likely to find fish'n'chips here. Sorry... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 06:23, 23 Feb
Uh oh...Looks like you've got some explaining to do my dear. I'll just leave the room key under the mat for ya (Ramada, Suite 105). Let him down gently. :) --THINKER 17:33, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
Errr... My husband is a registered user. And I know how to track you down, Mr. IP... /me chuckles... And T dear, I'll be right over... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:41, 21 Feb
Eeep, the IP became mah hubby! (and the tracking of it took a while, you vile proxy monster, but me dids it... Or then I caught you typing it, Mutey dear... :) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:46, 21 Feb

edit Woo!

You done didified your first pee review! MrN - a reviewing legend - will be so proud. Keep it up and encouraging statements of that type - good reviewers are so hard to find! Anyways, I'm off to do stuff now. Never mind what kind of stuff, just... Stuff. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:08, Feb 26

I guess I should go all "what did I do now?!". And n00bdaddy a pee legend? Really? Oh, and just to ask, how was my first review? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:15, 26 Feb
Well, you were a tad more generous than I'd have been. I think the article leans worryingly in the direction of random at times, and all that stuff about "pwning space n00bs" isn't exactly promising, but... You were encouraging, which is really good - we're not trying to put people off contributing with the reviews - you gave several suggestions, a polite nudge in the direction of featured articles and HTBFANJS, and basically did all we could want from a good review. So yeah, good work, and like I said: keep it up! Here ends my review of your review. We'd better stop here before this gets out of hand! And MrN is, despite not having reviewed in nearly a month now, a bit of a pee king. Also, it's sunny outside my window. Woo! (I know that last bit wasn't relevant, but I felt this was getting a bit serious. And a good woo! is always welcome!) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:42, Feb 26
Well the person DID mention being a n00b and it being his first article. Rather the approach than shred their article to pieces, order them to do a hundred or so push ups and do a "rewrite". Guess which one would be better for a poor little n00b like me? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:00, 26 Feb
Well, I guess since I'm already being discussed here, I'll use it to thank you for your review :P I did some revisions, but the cultural references I wanted to use are just so dated, and so few people would get them... I guess the article is just about useless (which is why I went into the land of random humor to try and bring it around). Maybe I'll stick to easier topics from now on. Thanks again :) User:KS8/sig
Well, to be honest, my original scores for you were a bit lower, but I gave you a n00b bonus to them. A good tip is to try stick to subjects you know or that are "easier" for starters. I suggest you do as I've done, practice formatting and writing style on your user page... And if you haven't already, get yourself adopted by someone at Adopt A Noob, so you have someone to bug with "stupid" questions. I taught myself wikimedia formatting from scratch by doing my user page and bugging the nerves out of my adopter and my temporary n00b-babysitter. I hope they still like me... Oh, and to not forget to whore a bit, go vote... ;) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:49, 27 Feb
If you can't whore on your own talk page, where can ya now... ;) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:06, Feb 27
She whores it up with me regularly... ah shit, I forgot my page is a whore-free zone. FECK! :) --THINKER 16:08, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
But that's not "attention whoring". That's just flirting. And you did ask for it... ;) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:19, 27 Feb
Oh I know, you're no whore. Mute will put the hurtin' on me for that type of talk!! :D --THINKER 20:04, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
Awww... Don't worry, I'm proficient in the use of handcuffs. I'm not sure if I want to use them on you or him yet, though... And even less sure if I want to use them with the intention to hurt or please... Hmmm... I'm no good at making up my mind... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:09, 27 Feb

edit I DID IT!!!!1!!11one!

I finally got my mouse all the way to the end of your sig without it closing on me! Sure, I had to go to User:Luvvy/sig and reduce my text size, but after a good 5 minutes of trying, I did it! Do I get a prize or something? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:20 Feb 28

I've got cookies I've traded for bonus points. The Thinker has reserved the exclusive right for sexual favours, but I can cuddle you... ;p -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:25, 28 Feb
Cuddle? Cookie? Those are both great C prizes! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:57 Feb 28
/me cuddles SysRq... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:00, 29 Feb
Well this is all getting a bit silly. My esteemed colleague SysRq makes an important point however. How are you going to whore the links on your sig if no one can see em click on em? Why not get rid of the silly pop up thingy? I must admit, I have had trouble getting it up also, and you never know what might pop up and surprise you with that thing. Only a suggestion, but would it not be better if people could see sig? Maybe reduce the length a bit if you do. It's your call (obviously) but it is a bit of a pain... On the other issue, I don't know what to think... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:11, Feb 29
Esteemed? Hah! And yeah, that's kinda the point I was trying to make. I never even knew what was at the end of it until today. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:22 Feb 29
Hmmm... I need to look into it later. And if you manage to decipher all of it, you could of course get some cookies. I've been hoarding cookies... Mmmm... cookies... /me snorts a handful of cookie crumbs... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 01:16, 29 Feb
And as comes to the end of it. It's a well known Finnish profanity expressing the sense of futile despair caused by attempting to read the whole sig... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 01:25, 29 Feb
Oh, sweet. As learning the cuss words is the only reason I ever want to take up a second language anyways, I can now say that I speak Finnish! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:37 Feb 29

Alright gentlemen, I tidified it. You like it? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:49, 29 Feb

I do. Much improved... Maybe the animation should be a pulsing heart or something, but I'm not sure... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:56, Feb 29
So "Cute" then... If I can find a pulsating heart somewhere, then sure. I still don't quite know how to make .gif-images myself, so either I find someone to help me with it, or then I filch it from someone else. I know one thing, though, I'd like to have it in a similar pink to my font's sig... I have to look into it, don't I. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:45, 29 Feb
Cool. I like it. That's a good compromise. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:20, Feb 29
I made the heart myself ^.^ From scratch in photoshop. For a ten minute chop, it's good. And it matches that pwetty font colour of mine... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:40, 29 Feb
Smart arse. Well you will have all the boys falling over themselves to get at you now... Hea, actually, that's happening already...  :P MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:11, Feb 29
Oh, I wouldn't have noticed... :p (As comes to chopping, I just look at how something is made and then replicate it in a version of my own...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:15, 29 Feb
New sig? I dig. I'd bust another rhyme, but I just don't have the time. Later, gator! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:06 Feb 29
Kinda new. The heart is new, the rest I tidied up a bit. And since I was too lazy to find a heart somewhere online, I chopped myself one of my own :P -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:09, 29 Feb
Nicely done, I saw that you had done it yourself. Impressive, Star Fox. Hey, I think as of tomorrow you'll be our official NotM (unless something comes up, which it still might). Either way, early congratulations! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:11 Feb 29
You'll jinx it... Shhh... ;P It was the first ever animated .gif I've done. Ever. I can only improve from there... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:18, 29 Feb
Well it's nice. Much better than stealing Bonner's image. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:26 Feb 29
The poor man, I think I offended him with it a bit, but I had to get me my own image to use. Now I've fixed that "wrong" as well as I could. Maybe I'll make me an animated fluffy bunny next... Hmmm... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:35, 29 Feb
Why don't you make one for ME? It could hop around my userpage, now that I've figured out how to make images do that. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:40 Feb 29
Anything you want, Dearie, anything you want. Though a few things... A) You'll owe me one (or a few...) and B) I have to actually get my moderately big arse to it, which can be a bit of a challenge... But in theory, yes... I could do it... We'll have to see. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:48, 29 Feb
If my vote at NotM wasn't enough, then I'll gladly owe you as many as you want me to owe you. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:52 Feb 29
Don't you go getting all tired on me now my dear, doing all these things... I have not told you what your REAL job is yet... Your actual purpose for being here, and what I really need your help on. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:55, Feb 29
I thought about making a little bunny to hop around in my sig, but if I get to it some day, you might find yourself to be the proud dad of a .gif bunny... I'm not promising a thing yet, but I know I need chopping practice, so why not something "useful"? ;) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:59, 29 Feb
I have far bigger plans for you my dear... (note MrN is trying to generate some suspense here) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:05, Mar 1
Riiight... /me yawns... ;) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:07, 1 Mar

edit Whoring with Heart!

Well you liked the start of my article UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games so here is the finished product. TA DAHHHH!!!! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 09:37, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Awww... So, you want me to admire your work or what? /me pretends to be awestruck... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:31, 2 Mar

edit For the sake of manthongs everywhere.

Olipro needs your help. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 20:21 Mar 2

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