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As I see you haven't done anything here yet except ask to be adopted, it's not clear what you need help with. This is a wiki for your own comedy creations. Most of the stuff pretends to be Wikipedia, but if you like writing stuff that pretends to be news, it would fit in UnNews. You might start by just typing something you're interested in at the Search Bar and seeing what we have to say about it. If you can add something funny, or see something there that isn't funny (or isn't really English), edit it. If we have no article on a subject that you like, create one (but for starters, create it under your own username, such as User:LumaShock/Turnips). Some of the most helpful reference documents are listed at the top of this page. Hope that helps! 19:39 31-Jan-13