User talk:Lt. Wyoming

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Lt. Wyoming, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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edit Advice

Ok, dude, please sign your posts on voting pages using 4 tildes (~~~~), or the Button sig button. Thanks, -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 20:44, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

edit HEY

Sign your posts on voting pages using 4 tildes (~~~~), or the Button sig button that you see above. You've done it three times after we've told you to do it. Next time, I'm going to get someone the help you a little bit more than what I can do. I want you to understand that importance of signing your posts. WE can't link to you or your user PAGE ever, if we only see text, and it's a pain in the ass to try to find it in the history on such a big page. SO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SOPHIA, SIGN YOUR FREAKING POSTS!-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 12:03, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

You somehow blanked my poll when you left the message there. You have to leave messages like I'm doing right NOW. see edit at the top of the page? Click it. then at the bottom of the page, save it. Now for your signature problem, simply put the -- and the four ~~~~, it's not hard, I don't know what you could possibly be doing that wouldn't let you make your signature. The little button I put in the last post was just to illustrate the button at the top of the edit window...do you see that, the B, I, AB and so forth...it's almost all the way next to the W with circle around it. NOW. I want you to go back to my talk page and practice.


==TEST== (under test, write>>>>>>) '''I can sign the page using the --~~~~'''

the ~~~~ are next to the #1.
  • 3. SIGNATURE comes from the ~~~~
  • 4. SHOW PREVIEW, you'll see that next to save page, you know where that is.
  • 5. if it works...then save page!!!!

-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 14:41, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Listen

YOU have got to listen to me. DO NOT TOUCH THAT POLL at the top of my page. NEVER AGAIN TOUCH IT.

Follow the intructions above. ONCE YOU LEAVE A CORRECT MESSAGE ON MY PAGE. I will tell you how to make a signature like MINE... DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I only want to help you because it is so important that you do it right...I can't wait for you to do it right.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 00:39, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

edit You just broke a sacred taboo.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, turns This page does not exist into a blue link. Cross your fingers and pray the admins don't ban you for too long... --User:Nintendorulez 19:54, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

This guy can't even make a proper sig. I have tried for weeks... -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 20:13, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

How was I supposed to know that it was a sacred taboo not too? It said requested article so i tried to make one sheesh i didn't know there were so many rules and I'm pressing the damn (Lt. Wyoming 02:48, 5 November 2006 (UTC)) and --Lt. Wyoming 02:48, 5 November 2006 (UTC) button they both do the same! They don't make a link so for your info I did what you said why do you care so much about me go bother someone else! Obviously I'm not that bad if your the only one voting for me on Useless Gobshite of the month or whatever! Seriously I've fixed my sig problem anyway I press the button the come back and edit it so it give a link to my profile!

edit Enter the Dragon

That's some funny shit dude, I love Enter the Dragon I made a comment on your nomination about it. i grew up watching Bruce Lee movies and so it was cool to see it. It was just how Lee's movies were too. The presented budget of $5 probably isn't that far off. lol.-- Gaberou 15:10, 8 Novemeber 2006 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male

Thanks for your vote!

437px-Wall-closet
437px-Wall-closet
Berogen
has awarded you the
Neat Order of the Closet
for voting
For
HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male
Wear It With Pride!
TM

You big homo.

edit Open Your Inventory

Chest
FoxyBabe has awarded you with a Key Item!
For voting on HowTo:Live in an RPG.
"I found it inside a weird chest placed mysteriously in Lava Mountain. Still haven't figured out what it does, so keep it in your inventory, it may come in handy to eliminate a dancing mushroom."
DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 13:45, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Quick FYI

Next time you need to move a page (such as this one), just click the "move" button at the top and follow the instructions — as far as I can tell, you did some kind of cut-paste thing instead (given that the talkpage did not originally redirect as it does now). Anyway, no worries. I'll take a closer look when I have time… Lenoxus 18:20, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Howz Pepperdine

Hey bro, how is Pepperdine?--Gaberou 23:12, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Christopher Meloni Thanks You!

Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:32, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

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