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  Lord Arcadian* Arcadian (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  00:40, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit Welcome back!!!

Nice to see you again, fresh from your exile. Are you hardened and cynical now? Did you become anybody's bitch while you were in the lock-up penalty-box? Anyway, a fun thing is going on on VFH, a bandwagon for Hyperbole's 40th feature, Suddenly, Raccoons. And Marilyn Monroe is still on VFH, the page you peed all over and helped send on its way (this isn't even whoring, you already indicated you really like it). See, lots of stuff happens here! Aleister 1:49 22 7

i guess i can. funny story i was trying to vote for it when i found i was banned.   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  01:51, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Suddenly, votes! I think its about the most fun on Uncy in weeks, the vote for the raccoons. And your magazine cover, six thumbs up! Aleister 2:15 22 7

i was very bored

So i heard you got some time? What were ya in for? I think i should send Aleister to jail for stealing other peoples property...yah i think i will, noone steals my god damn cookies! Oh you almost missed a showdown between me and Al, but it got canceled due to my charming good looks and the fact that girls are unable to keep there eyes off though i was gonna say hands...ya i wish :P. B
But seriously what happend --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 05:25, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
remember the cookiebox i put up a couple weeks ago with the turd instead of a cookie. well i got banned for the turd pic in it.  The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:28, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Welcome back. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:03, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
thank you i think i'm going to take a break though. I'm just not feeling it right now. I tried to work on one of my pages but lost my train of thought. think a couple weeks off will help.   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  06:05, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
That's Ok. You can always visit forums, vote etc whilst thinking up your next article or working on existing ones. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:13, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
i had all the unfinished ones huffed. only kept how to drown. wanted to clean out my Que. I read the 80 or so pages of rules and stuff, if you count all the links to random things.   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  06:21, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
besides the whole NOTM nom thing pissed me off. i mean happy monkey got invalidated on the grounds that he had his account to long.

then lyrintha or what the fuck ever got away with it i mean look at her talk page she is a sock she got her acount in 2009 used it a few weeks ago and then made a new account. if she is ok he should be too.

Um, that's not true. Happymonkey made contributions in February. If it were 1 or 2, I would kind of agree with you, but he made quite a few contributions before this month. Lyrithya is not a sock. I have no idea where you got that from. Please don't say stuff like that about others- it tends to cause drama, which none of us like. My advice? Don't worry about it. If what happens with awards bothers you so much, you should just ignore them and write/talk with friends.
I don't know who wrote this but the only things i ever did in February were a few edits on typos and maybe a few additions to some lists, i don't find it very fair personally. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 06:04, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
That was me. The end of my comment and my signature is down there.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 06:13, July 23 2010 UTC

Also, I like how HowTo:Drown turned out. :)--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 07:09, July 22 2010 UTC

edit You will laugh soon

I know what the situation is, and why you might have "left" (bull, you are having too much creative fun to leave) and when you step back and look at the whole thing, you will laugh about it. It's so cool just to watch it, so join me from that perspective. Like an optical illusion cool. Aleister 22:00 22 7

Shortest retirement I've seen. Nice magazine idea, and a great start to it. Kick ass with a vengence. Aleister 23:43 22 7

edit Your article

Ok it is looking very good, you got some skillz. Heres what i say before you "finish-up"

-Swearing can add emphasis to articles but too much isn't good, if you can take out a few words.

-Typos, i found a typo on the "blank page" thingy, you misspelled could. You wrote cuold. I believe i saw another but im sorry i don't remember where.

-What did you say about Canadians punk? You do realize my signature has Red White then Red in it? What the hell did you think that means???

But i laughed, i found it hilarious, i think i may nom it for something!....or....not, but if you put it up for a piss ill review it. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 06:09, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

normally i would leave the swaring out but in the editors note i invisioned a man pissed, drunk, and a day away from the end of the world. so politeness went out the window. who would he be afraid to piss off. Lordarcadian 07:06, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, i see, then why don't you have a page on "confessions" or something, cause most people do that before death.
But it's great on it's own, you just wanted some opinion so i give em'! It's well done, just fix up the typo(s) and your good to go! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:31, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

Found another thing. It says choose your god now, it should really be changed to lord because, on of the lords is god, if you understand.

I may review it soon, but i have a article im working on, and i need to find someone to review my ADD, if you wanna a do a review swap that would be handy! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:12, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit Congrats accomplished rewriter


This user has fixed that damn leaky muffler on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2010 A.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

Great job making this site slightly less shitty. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:14, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit A.D.D

Wow man thanks! I really love the picture, although on chunk of the brain isn't labeled, you could say "I forgot what this one is".

But it's perfect for my article! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:18, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

OK I have fixed it. Lordarcadian 16:28, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Lol, still missed it, its under the one under the grape juice...and it's normal color, not the stem. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:34, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Ya know what, it's my article, I'll take care of it. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:36, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
that's a tumor. I was hoping that with chemotherapy it would go away before you put it in your article. Lordarcadian 16:41, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Ah it all makes sense now. And it seems as it's gonna stay, o well. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 00:57, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
You misunderstood me...twice. I said it's gonna stay, as in the tumor isn't gonna just die off or something, not as in you should fix it :P.
And that's stem, i still can't believe you don't know what im talking about :P. It the pink area RIGHT ABOVE THE STEM! It's not labeled. But again ill take care of it...i may be 14, but photoshop, isn't that hard :P. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:11, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the piss!

I just reviewed the review, and i hate you now. Nah im just kidding, on the contrary i appreciate the constructive words you gave.

And truly i agree with almost everything you said, if not everything...i think there was one thing you said the change that i just am too lazy to do/don't wanna.

I extremely agree with the list and the beginning, i noticed that my beginning looked as if it was cut from the knees. It's irrelevant to the rest of the article. As for the list, i was thinking to make it one long sentence sort of thing, because when you do that, it seems as if it doesn't trail on as much.

Oh and i am gonna add a new section on "how is spread", although it may not flow with the history part, it really is a very good idea and will improve my article. That biting thing is a good idea!

Ill review yours sometime today hopefully. I just procrastinate, holy, i spelled that right with no spell check!...sorry, i actually think i have add :P. But again i procrastinate a lotbut you did mine so ill do yours.

Thanks man! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:31, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit Titanic

Pissed so hard on it I sunk it here. --Some Idiot Image002 06:41, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your currently dead

The article was off by 2 years and a bit. I pissed on the 2012 article so much that i flooded the entire you cant rad this cause your dead --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 20:48, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit A Few Things

First of all, I reviewed Larry King here.

Second, I was thinking of reviewing your 2012 mag when Happymonkey reviewed it. I think you'll agree that the review is not really in-depth and I already have a review I've written for it. If you would like more advice for this (awesome) article you could re-submit your article to the Pee Review (and book it for me) and I'll be happy to give you my review. --Some Idiot Image002 10:45, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

*sniff sniff* BACKSTABBER! Was my Review not good enough for you? HMMmmmmmm. MISTER FALCON! ashamed...--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:34, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit Brain

Me has fixed it, and i just thought you may have wanted to know...


edit Your article

I have moved it here as the construction tag you placed on it had expired. --Chiefjustice3DS 22:23, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit Congratulations

Noobaward Noob of the Moment July 2010

Well done. --Chiefjustice3DS 15:12, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Graduation

You have a few in-depth reviews, quite a few good articles (Including a featured HowTo) and have won NOTM, so I'm graduating you from the AAN program! YAYYY! Put {{AdopteeGrad|HELPME}} on your userpage instead of the adoptee template. Here:

--HM (T)

edit Contest today

Happymonkey called for a writing contest which will start at 2:00 UTC (10 p.m. eastern time in the United States and other weird countries). Contestents will give each other an exact name of an article at app. 9:59 eastern time, and then we will write until 11:15 (3:15 UTC). We need at least one judge who will look at all the articles, say nay, or yay, or something, and tell us whatever they want to. Please sign up on Happymonkeys talk page, as participant or judge(s), and then we can pair people up around 9:30 eastern and let them know who they will give their page title to. (Inspired by DrSkullthumper's contest of a month or so ago). Aleister 16:05 2 8

edit Title

Made this up earlier:

UnBooks:My Day at the Zoo Al 1:57 3 8

edit Hi

Congratulations on NotM. - [00:08 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

thank you though it was kind of by defualt since every one else got disqualified Lordarcadian 00:29, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
That is the best kind of award, the best kind. Anyway, I was just here to sell windows. Can i interest you in a window? - [00:34 4 August 2010] PlebYettie
sure i like windows. sign me up for some Lordarcadian 00:37, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
Excellent. I would also like to introduce myself. I'm Yettie, formerly YTTE, formerly YeTTiE, formerly YesTimeToEdit. You are Lordarcadian. I don't believe we've met? Apart from when I tried to sell you windows. - [00:40 4 August 2010] PlebYettie
Well pleased to meet you. this place is great! I don't even need to take my meds anymore.   Lord Arcadian* Arcadian (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  00:42, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
Excellent. Is that a new sig? You've got the coding a little wrong, I'm afraid. but it looks nice. you're spewing stuff all over the place. I wrote a sig tutorial somewhere, but I seem to have misplaced it at the moment. - [00:45 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

it is one of them i reverted it. am still bringing things back i blanked everything a couple weeks ago. i'm am on irc chat too   Lord Arcadian* Arcadian (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  00:48, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

You blanked everything? IRC? I haven't irc-ed in decades... - [00:49 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

edit Making a signature!

Right now when you enter a signature, all the massive piles of code some spilling out onto the page, like what happened on the WotM page. What you want to do is take that code and put it on a userpage like User:Lordarcadian/sig (which it looks like you've already done) then you go to My Preferences and enter this line of code in the Signature box:


Then your template shows up on the page without getting code all over the place! Hooray! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:39, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

ok, is it fixed now?   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  03:43, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
Yes! Perfect! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:50, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
you have a fan in irc   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  04:01, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit Huzzah!

Welcome to Upsilon Sigma Sigma brother, Uncyclopedia's resident fraternity. As a frat bro, you'll be included in an awesome group of people dedicated to bringing requested articles to the Uncyclopedia mainspace. Each month the frat does a collaboration article from the top 50 requested list, this month's collaboration is the article "Weird." USS also focuses on individual creation of requested articles from the larger requested articles list, found here. Also, you can earn points for doing in-depth pee reviews. We're all looking forward to seeing you around, hopefully you'll be a primary contributor to our collaboration this month! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 16:53 EST 5 Aug, 2010

P.S. be sure to add this to your userpage --Some Idiot Image002 06:36, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Upsilonsigmasigmacrest This user is a Brother of the Upsilon Sigma Sigma Fraternity. Humor, Honor, Hubris. Per Iocus Prudentia!

Is this the modern face of Uncyc user groups, eh? - [22:06 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk
"Greek life" and missing U's. For shame, I say. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[22:07 5 Aug 2010]
Personally I like a good old user group. Eh, MacMania, ever thought about joining the mafia or anything? In your spare time? No, don't worry. Just a joke whore, not a real whore. Don't worry. Okay carry on with your life. Don't report me for whoring, please. Thanks. They would take me away in the night if they knew about the whoring. Anyway. Carry on here. Never mind me. - [13:05 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk

edit Joining the Mafia

Hey, I am currently reinventing and rejuvinating the mafia. So sit tight for a while, your request to enrol may not be processed for a while. Thanks for your support! All users will be purged sometime soon (of those who are no longer willing to help the cause). That's when you'll be able to opt in and you'll receive your Mafia enrolment deluxe pack. - [01:56 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk

edit Dear Lord,

As per here, you are now a member of our Family business. You shall be known as Sgarrista Lord Dino "Nobility" Arcadian and are a member of the esteemed Italian branch of our Family. You are entitled to a signature mafia hat, if you so choose, and are granted free membership to the Family members only club. If the Family decides to elect a Capo Bastone you will be in the running and able to vote. Yours sincerely, Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie [21:05 10 August 2010]

edit UnBooks:Time Magazine(Dec 20, 2012)

I saw this article and also saw some stuff that I wanted to improve, but I can't actually edit the content of the pages. So I decided I'd write a Pee Review of it instead... Right here. --Some Idiot Image002 06:36, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Avast me hearties!

Colony Potato
By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again!

Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar.

Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes. Happytimes_pi.gif

The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

edit Uncyclopedia Legal Department

In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff. Cheers!  00:10, 22 September 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, better late than never, huh? Cheers!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 00:10, 22 September 2010

edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma October Newsletter


Ok guys, my bad. I was gone for a long time there. I found some free time recently so I'm hoping to get Upsilon Sigma Sigma started up again along with my other project, UnReviews.

At any rate, We're going to keep Weird, the August collaboration open. We're also going to go ahead and open up a November collaboration. The article on the queue that has the most votes is "Blockbuster" so that's the one we're going to do. You can find the collaboration page here. I'm probably going to disappear again because of school in a few weeks, so hopefully we can build up enough momentum here to keep our collaborations going. If you haven't noticed our previous collaborations have been huge hits, all have been featured on the front page. Hopefully "Weird" and "Blockbuster" will too in their own due time.

Looking forward to seeing you guys around the frat!

P.S. we have a FBotM nomination this month, make sure you go vote!

Founder -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2104 EST 22 Oct, 2010


Happymonkeywinter2011 ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. --Tophat headless 15:11, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Nobody told me you're my grandson!

I've been hiding from the tax man busy working freelance for a while and haven't been in touch. So I just now learned that my son HELPME had a child, namely you, and didn't even tell me about it. Why would people in our family be worried about a little child-out-of-wedlock? Or maybe your father actually was married your mother, and that's why he was embarassed. In any case, I do accept that you, Lordarcadian, are the adoptive son of User:HELPME; HELPME is my adoptive son; I was adopted by User:Miley Spears; Miley Spears was adopted by User:Cainad; so that makes you my grandson. Congratulations on being named a CUN, Grandson!

By the way, your great-great uncles are User:PuppyOnTheRadio, User:Syndrome, aunts are User:Puffskein and User:Little Mermaid and uncle is User:Rifting. We'll have to update our Family Tree (yes, we really have one; see HERE).

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:45, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit Miss me?

Miss me? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:14, April 2, 2015 (UTC)

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