User talk:Lord Castabarus

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edit Oh Dear...

Evileye trans

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Lord Castabarus, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your "contributions" — not to put too fine a point on it — have been crap.

If you came here to vandalize — rather than it just being something that comes naturally to you — you should be aware that your edits will not remain on the wiki and in fact it will take us much less time to undo them than it took you to think them up in the first place.

If you thought you were making good edits, then perhaps before you make more of them, you might do some reading first. And start with some of these pages, especially How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid:

Scotty and the bloody knife
Writing funny articles
Understanding Uncyclopedia: About usBeginner's GuideOur projectsGetting ideasHelp menu
Understanding Funny: How To Be Funny And Not Just StupidFunny and not just stupid imagesChoosing words creatively
What to avoid: VandalismCyberbullyingWriting about yourself or your palsDramaOveruse of initial quotationsOveruse of lists
What people have asked for: ArticlesPictures
Additional help: Get spelling/grammar helpFind or become a co-authorHow to write an UnNewsAsk an AdminGet feedback on your work

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please write to me at the bottom of my talk page (by clicking on my signature below) or to an Admin on their talk page. Alternatively, you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!

edit Don't vandalise

I reverted your adds and removed the rant. I suggest your read the HTBFANJS --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:09, July 8, 2013 (UTC)

edit User talk:Romartus

At uncyclopedia, we don't take kindly to blankers. Please don't do that(blanking) again. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 19:37, July 8, 2013 (UTC)

Lol. User:IFYMB!/sig/Parody/Spike

Don't type over the text already entered or remove text that was already entered unless you are making changes to that specific text. I recommend you try in the Sandbox when your ban expires. You can also use your userspace (use User:Lord Castabarus/Article title to create an article or experiment with changes). Also, use the preview button which is next to the save button when editing pages. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:23, July 8, 2013 (UTC)

edit Ban

I have recommended you to be banned as you have blanked pages, reverted talk page edits and vandalised. This is not productive nor acceptable on this wiki. Please attempt to write some article and stop vandalising. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:21, July 8, 2013 (UTC)

I would, but that's why i blanked the pages, i don't know how. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lord Castabarus (talk • contribs)

Type in the name of the article you wish to create in the search bar then create it. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:25, July 8, 2013 (UTC)

edit Don't put crap here...

I don't take kindly to that stuff, takes 1 second longer to load with lots of crap here. Lord Castabarus (talk) 16:21, March 28, 2014 (UTC)

If you visit this page, that means that you want to read what others wrote here? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:06, March 28, 2014 (UTC)

I don't care what other people write Lord Castabarus (talk) 16:21, March 28, 2014 (UTC)

But why do you need to look at your talkpage then? "Takes 1 second longer to load" Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:26, March 28, 2014 (UTC)
Then I can put loads of pointless crap then :) Lord Castabarus (talk) 18:57, March 28, 2014 (UTC)

edit About crap

Sir, attempts by other Uncyclopedians to talk to you are not crap. This is a joint writing project, not your private disk farm; there are occasions when we need to talk to each other; and it goes much easier if we can see what others have already said to you. Please observe this basic rule of dealing with others here. Spıke Ѧ 22:00 28-Mar-14

PS--Your recent edit to Hitler was undone by Admin Romartus and your subsequent edit to Homosexuality was undone by me, because it was ranty and made a serious point; any gay-bashing done on this website should be directly on the route to fitful comedy. It is time for you to read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, and cover-to-cover. Spıke Ѧ 22:04 28-Mar-14

edit Final Warning

Stop putting this shit on my page, this is my private disk farm and it's where I rant about you putting shit here and that is now it's only purpose, and I do not wish to see this continue.

As for your reverts, perhaps you should read How to be funny and not stupid, the points I was making were not serious and were crap.

edit No, seriously, this is your last warning...

I'm not even joking right now.

edit Normal Service Won't Resume Until You Stop

edit These Titles Are Fun

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