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And so, Chapter Six has began

It makes the mind wonder what adventures we'll have in this chapter. I wonder if anyone reads any of the archives (they're up there you know). --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:22, 15 July 2011

Help with Sigs

No. Thank's for the help with my sigs, missed some valuable Take a look at my specs for User:Aimsplode/sig2 again....then, get back to me. Mhm....A (Ruins) 20:58, July 15, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:35, 15 July 2011
Hello? A (Ruins) 15:32, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
ALERT!!!!! Don't edit anything. I spent my time and did it myself....A (Ruins)

How do you like it? A (Ruins) 16:13, July 17, 2011 (UTC) I do notice that there is a problem of where the date is/goes, if you could explain to me kindly how to fix that...

Sorry, too slow. I did it myself...A (Ruins) 22:28, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

Oh fuck no not again

Another talkpage drought? Fuck.... --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:58, 18 July 2011

Actually, leaving yourself messages on your own talkpage is verrrrrrrry intriguing. I could get a paper published in one of those loonie psychiatric journals. So, tell me, do you talk to yourself often? And do you reply? Are the questions and replies using different voices? Ever had a full blown argument, then gone for days refusing to speak to yourself? =) ~ T. (talk) 19:17, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
You should of seen what happened last time. Roll the clip, boys! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:25, 18 July 2011
(Australian history nature guy voice) "And now, this is a rare talkpage drought in it's natural habitat, a talk page who's archives are not linked to it. Today, it's prey is an unsuspecting user named Lollipop, who had the radical idea to not link multiple archives to the current talk page...". A (Ruins) 19:35, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
Dude, there's archives. Can you see them? Look at the top template, there's a mini scroll down thingy. I stole that template from YTTE. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:37, 18 July 2011

That thing

Oh, not the thing again. Whatever. About you thinking I nom'd myself for your award....which one am I (or you think I am?) And Lollipop a new account, or did you change your name...and if so, how? I've been on the Uncyc since the 25th of July, 2010, which means in 7 days it will be my 1-year anniversary. I won't be on till' tomorrow, so reply quick. A (Ruins) 00:05, July 19, 2011 (UTC) Seeya.

I didn't like how things were going as Maniac mcpee. So I consulted ChiefjusticeDS and PuppyOnTheRadio, and they liked the idea. I could of asked Sansse to change my name, but at that time, I wanted a new account. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:23, 19 July 2011

Oh, ok. (Pss dont let anyone know your mcpee LOL). No I dodn't remember signing up for an award: I've had this same name since I joined. A (Ruins) 14:30, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Everyone knows already. They knew about the name change since I did it. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:30, 20 July 2011

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

I do read your archives resumé :D

Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:12, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Which ones? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:13, 21 July 2011

Yo dawg

"Step 1) If it's your own article, don't"

Just for future ref. Wait for someone else who regularly checks the articles (Humbucker, e|m|c, anyone else who'd bother to do it) to do it first, or if you're really itching to get it up there, whore it to them on the IRC. Stay out of trouble now! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:33, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

That rule doesn't apply anymore, though. Ape's article remains on the template despite the reverts of many active admins, meaning that anyone's UnNews article is free to go on the template.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:35 Jul 21, 2011
TheHumbucker said it was okay. And Skully did. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:40, 21 July 2011
Aight that's fine then. Just make that clear in a summary or a link or something or whatever. Also Ape's name don't mean shit to me *shoots Marlo in the shoulder*. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:41, July 21, 2011 (UTC)


Hi Lollipop, Another n00b here just to give another friendly reminder that I still have 8 proxies you'll never find! - 03:14, July 24, 2011 (UTC)

Can you give me a hint where they are? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:20, 24 July 2011 IS AN IMPOSTER!! A FAKER!! Michael Horowitz!! Don't listen to him. Please just take a look at Forum:Please read: A personal message to uncyclopedia‎‎. Thank you. - The REAL Another_n00b 17:36, July 25, 2011 (UTC)


Is the Illogicopedia article suitably improved such an extent it can be removed from the forest fire list? Cheers. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:31, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

It's fine now. It's suitable for a removin'. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:17, 25 July 2011
Yay, success! Now to get it featured :P -- Hindleyite Converse 11:49, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

Hello Strangest of the Strangers

Hi! Long time no type to a disembodied Lollipop. Hope all is well. God, this Forest Fire Week thing looks horrible! Things will be destroyed like no other time. Can you please remove "99 Red Balloon Brigade" or whatever it's name is? I did some good work on that and will cry for hours if it is gone. My mom was in the Red Balloon brigade, and met my father there. Thanks. And I hope to be back at some point, but when??????? I dunno. Aleister 17:46 27-7-'11

Ah, well, I couldn't say no to Aleister. And my sister's dog's friend's owner's cousin's grandfather's nephew's cat's son's owner's best friend was in the Red Baloon brigade too. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:15, 27 July 2011
If you said that in a Latin/Romance language it would go The best friend of the owner of the son of the cat of the nephew of the grandfather of the cousin of the owner of the friend of the dog of my sister was in the red brigage :) --ShabiDOO 20:48, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Work in progress

I'm still screwing around with your archiveheader to make it even more awesome. Either way, it's still be editied, not done yet. Also, please spread the word more about the Uncyclopedia Summer Extravaganza! Only 3 days left to register! A (Ruins) 01:16, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

Any chance you want to trade?

I have the #1 pick this year, and am looking to move back. Would you like to trade draft position throughout the entire draft (I get all of your picks, you get all of mine.)? You could get whichever player you wanted if you did. Just let me know ASAP. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:59, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

You are winner

FotMBadge Fag of the Month July 2011 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:44, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

You're a girl

Because I say so. If you don't accept it, the rest of Uncyclopedia will vote against you. A (Ruins) 13:13, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

I am not a girl. How dare you call me one! You deserve a spanking. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:18, 1 August 2011

Fantasy Football

Hi Pop, Your turn mAttlobster. (hello) 18:28, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

Don't forget to make your pick. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:24, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
Meh, I quit. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:34, 4 August 2011

Things that about me and you,nope ist just me

hey i was just wondering if you want to adopt me on behalf of my freedom but first see my talk--04:20, August 4, 2011 (UTC)user:UNmarine777

I surrender!You won!My days of being free are over!Just don't shoot!Please!

Willingly. Welcome aboard, UNmarine777. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:45, 4 August 2011

hey loli you want to join my news station,I need lots of people.Please ,what would jesus do? Oh and are you good with templates?-- 05:32, August 4, 2011 (UTC)User:UNmarine777

Why do you need your news station, we have UnNews. Also, yes,i'm good with templates. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:36, 4 August 2011

It's my own news station and it cost me $500,000 to make that news station,nevermind that but what is are first objective and when is that?MasterBuddy(P.s should I be scared of you?)-- 22:05, August 4, 2011 (UTC)user:UNmarine777

Unless it actually is a real life news station, don't do it. And call me buddy, or Lolli. And yes, you should be scared of me. :) --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:29, 4 August 2011

I was thinking about some ideas for my sig,But I want to see what you got for me.Adolf Hitler Buddy(And I noticed that I got an award).-- 03:56, August 6, 2011 (UTC)User:UNmarine777

And hey can you help me on that Ahgee article.Please!Oh and sorry for whoring up your talk.-- 04:07, August 6, 2011 (UTC)User:UNmarine777

Please use the minor edit button and the preview button. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:32, 6 August 2011
Also, you didn't win an award; you're nominated for the award. And the award isnt a good award, it's the Useless Gobshite of the Month award. It ruins your reputation. Trust me, I won it in May. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:34, 6 August 2011

Hey,Loli?-- 05:38, August 11, 2011/2134 (UTC)UNmarine777

You really need to learn how to use a signature. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:01, 16 August 2011

Loli your back where you been at this whole time!--UNmarine777 04:58, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Loli,sense you own me know lets work on an article.Maybe Modern Warfare 4 or something.If you agree,see Special:mytalk is on 24/7/365.--UNmarine777 22:50, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

I don't have the time to collaborate, but if you need help, i'll help out. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 4 September 2011, at 05:46

When are you open for collaboration?And what article do you want to do?It can be mmines,yours,or mine and yours or some other crap.--UNmarine777 19:09, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

I am a bit busy nowadays, so I really don't have time to be collaborating (unless it's contests). Also, just mentioning that Special:mytalk dosen't link to your talkpage, User talk:UNmarine777 links to it. Cheers. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 September 2011, at 20:16

Oops sorry about that loli,I was just in a rush.But if you have time for your adoptee send me a message.Just one thing sense you don't have lots of time (like anyone does now and days),can you review my HowTo:Disable a Tsar Bomba its on the Pee as of right now.anyways nice userpage! -- 04:40, September 7, 2011/3454 (UTC) <user UNmarine777 is blocked for 9999 days User:UNmarine777 You Just Got banned motherfucker

Hey loli I just want to ask a question.I was just checking USERNAME template abuse and I went to the talk and I noticed that the comments are from 2007.I was didn't even know about Uncyclopedia at the time.Why is that?--UNmarine777 03:08, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

You know the {{USERNAME}} template? It shows the user's name. So if I typed in {{USERNAME}}, it would say Lollipop, but for you it would say UNmarine777. And Uncyclopedia's been around since 2005, by the way. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 10 September 2011, at 03:24

Loli check your Youtube channel.=)--UNmarine777 04:59, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

Heh. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 10 September 2011, at 05:18

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, August 11, 2011 (UTC)


  • ties lollipop to the side of a slick blind horse, hits horse on back with a skunk, the horse runs toward the ledge of a deep canyon* Joe the Ditchlurker 17:08 16-8-'11
*jumps off horse and pushes horse towards Aleister* *begins whipping horse with electric whip* --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:39, 16 August 2011
  • horse instinctively kicks backwards, knocking Lollipop on his back causing him to accidently electric whip himself into unconsciousness. While unconscious, Lollipop is lickiddy split by horse's tongue, over and over. Onlookers point and laugh.* Face in the Crowd 17:45 17-8-'11

*Plane flies over the scene of the horse and Lollipop interreacting, bombs the scene, flies away.*

Does 'E-mail this user' work?

When I click it, it doesn't show anything.

I'm wondering if it is broken.

I'm not sure if here is appropriate place to post but do you know about it?

Jitaku 17:43, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

It dosen't work because you haven't confirmed your email. Go to your preferences, and in the email box type in your email. Check the box that says "Enable email from other users" and save. A confirmation email will be sent right away. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:13, 16 August 2011

Thank you for your reply!

Actually I did it and it says 'Your email address was authenticated on August 16, 2011 at 06:17. '. But when I click it, it shows completely blank page.

It is still an html document but between <body>and </body> is empty. I'm using IE without any addons. Thanks. Jitaku 18:41, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

  • Lollipop steals Jitaku's email, fills it with spam and penis enlargers, runs away* Lollipop Jr. 18:52 16-8-'11
But that would ruin everything. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:41, 16 August 2011


Apparently, we have about 60 hours as of this moment to write two articles! Any ideas? How about an UnNews? Or a sort of rambling first-person narrative about someone stuck in Texas for the summer (as I was two years ago)? :P -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:13 August 17, 2011 (UTC)


If someone blanks their own page (article, review request, sometimes userpages, but that's fuzzier), we usually treat that as a request for deletion. If you see that, instead of reverting it, could you please put the page on qvfd so an admin can dispose of it properly, and maybe even drop a line by the author's talkpage letting them know what to use next time, instead of blanking it? Thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:19, 17 August 2011

Entered your sig contest

Cheap attempt, I know, and with a cruddy reference to The Wizard of Oz, too, so I won't be mad if I don't win. But the good news is that it has subliminal messages!

And I also voted for you for Uncyclopedian of the Month. Happy? ~Ths 18:02, 08/17/2011

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, August 18, 2011 (UTC)


... You wanna make me a signature, then fine... But first... I need some info on that, so if you see this, talk to me on my own discussion page, fellow Canadian.

>>>Hey, you said you'd make me a new sig, where the hell is it? Just asking, would like some feedback... ...And if you need any more, than can we er, uh, at least talk on my discussion page? (especially, since there is very little there, esp. once I do my Holly-esque Spring Cleaning...)

...P.S; Oh, by the by, since I don't use my discussion page much, I probably didn't notice it; and even if I didn't give much of a shit about lime in the past, it's still a nifty treat, thanks, and by the way (by...), can we still chat on my channel, have some fun with that, I'm free for at least a week, but I can not REALLY make that many actual promises, so if you're willing, let me know, esp. since I posted this at the bottom of your page from memory ( well as proof that I am not a MINDLESS ZOMBIE!!!)

...(ONE MORE THING, (User:Meteo), in case you didn't remember where the link to one of my hideouts is.

...*casual, and yet... uneasy thumbs up* The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Maybe if you'd sign in, then i'd make you a sig. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:34, 27 August 2011

...Okay, I have signed in; come and talk to me again. -Meteo, (...I'm in now, come talk to me on my talk page, or something.)

Sure. Also, could you please sign your posts? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 01:00

I need you to get on IRC

Please and thank you. --Tophat headless 23:12, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

hi loli

i m UNmarine777 cousin and do u want to be friends.(Ps and can you help me a couple things along the way pretty please?)--Pudgy3601 03:00, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Sure, i'll gladly adopt you. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 00:27

You on?

If so, do you have time to go on IRC? --Tophat headless 01:21, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

Still on as always. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 02:16

Re: The New Signature..

...Okay, good, and if you'll make me one, then can I go, and e-mail you just what to use for it? ((User:Meteo))

I can't make you one until you learn to sign with four tidles (~~~~). --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 02:53

...What I *DID* learn however, was to spot, and avoid trendies; anyway, what's your e-mail address? ((User:Meteo|Meteo))

I still don't see you signing your posts. You're putting ((User:Meteo|Meteo)). It should be [[User:Meteo|Meteo]]. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 19:15

...Take it easy, I'm used to wobbling around a bit, since I'm drunk a whole hellfuck of a lot of the time, I'll settle it here: Meteo. Anyway, what the fuck is your e-mail, if you do this fo rme, (someday), then you might need an iamge I've got.

I have a question. How can I make you a signature, for which you sign your posts in, when you are not even signing them with your default signature? Learn to use four tidles (~~~~), and i'll gladly make you one. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 19:29

...Look, el-buckaroo-o,it's not about learning this or that (...except for the half a dozen, or so, nthings I've learned in an accelerated process), the way I chose here, with you,was not to be trendi, and it made me work hard, and taught me how to manually input the code, both of which have benefited me greatly, and yeah; it took me a while, but sometimes that's just the way you gotta go. Anyway, here's me, doing well on multiple levels; and if you ever decide to give enough of a shit to make me a sig; you will need an image from me that you will quite (fuckin') likely need to get emailed to you. Are you willing to tell me that, and just give me an answer there, than I'll make the next move efficiently. ...Meteo

You just don't get it. Why should I give you a signature if you are not properly signing your posts? If you don't know how to feed the lambs, why bother feeding the sheep? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 21:16

...Fuck that shit. YOU don't get it, it's not about knowing fucking shit; I already told you what I'VE done, program in the code manually, and work hard. Nothing about the damn tithes is relevent, take a look at the next sentence, as well as the others of mine here. Meteo, plus, sheep are a bad fucking example, they're constantly bre not to have free fucking' will, fuck em'. It's not about skill, it's about choice; and since, SINCE ACTIONS ARE *LOUDER* than words, here is the final action, here. Meteo

...Your move, matey.

All you have to do is use four tidles. Since that's such a hard task for you, how will you be able to use a custom signature when you can't use the normal ones? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 23:07

...They're called "tithes", and that wasn't a hard task for me to begin with; I"m a scientist, and you're a creationist, you're not getting the fundamental mechanics of this. Here: I am getting this right: Meteo, and working hard, and working out how to input the code manually. You are the one who's "not getting it", simply because you don't get that it was NEVER HELLFUCKING about what I "do", or "don't know (or other semantics), it's about me aiming for different goals than you perceive. Here, you need to LOOK MORE CLOSELY. Meteo, <---It took me A WHILE to come up with that, but I did. that Hard Work was at least *Something*, and now I remember it more fondly? ...Also, what's this "so hard for me?", and where is it again, oh, right, YOU MISINTERPRETTED IT. I ALREADY *LEARNED* WHAT I NEEDED TO, and it *wasn't* your mythical "tithes", a strange, quaint symbol, from a faraway land.


Meteo (<---So, what kind of "not learning is this?", and B: At least try and see me for what I *Really* am, and not simply something you mispercieve and exaggerate; I'm just pointing this out; and you DIDN'T NOTICE when I finally *DID* get better at plunking down a signature, you somehow DIDN'T NOTICE, even when I kept plunking it down IN FRONT of you, you somehow didn't notice.

...Whatever, since you needed me to clear it up, I fuckin' did, and in addition to all that (on both sides), you didn't answer my question of whether or not you're willing to give me your e-mail, so something like that's not exactly what'll make you as pure as heavenly angel water on this one; this isn't about needing to learn some trendy/cute little in-joke, this is about a few honest questions from me; a whole bunch of misunderstandings, and you not noticing the times when I do get one of those new-fangeled ".sig" thingys right, thrrr.

...Try again, you sure stirred up the juices in that el-brain-o of el-mine-o, and that is at least... adequate... and... interesting...

...boy, it sure is a good thing that I'm good at batshit insane analogies, descriptions and analogies. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Meteo (talk • contribs)

Please...calm the fuck down. All you need to do is click Button sig after every post, and i'll make you a signature. It's that easy. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 29 August 2011, at 01:08

...Mate, since you still don't know too much about me... I'll explain:

I was (mostly) calm aall along, I've just been explaining things, the few bits of "un-calm" I've experienced i've managed to:

            A: force it back (since I can control my emotions even better than I can handle my wiener;)
          &-B: Do, pretty much the whole fucking "chunky meat" of my posts were to explain things to you. And like it or not, whether you want to admit it (or don't...) or not, you caused it to get this nasty with misunderstandings; a primary source (and accelerator) of problems on the internet. (;)

...Anyay, now that I've explained things yet AGAIN, (I?)


...Your move.

What you don't realize is I read you loud and clear. However, you're still not signing your posts; and besides, you're starting to get on my nerves. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 29 August 2011, at 01:40

...Uh the loud and clear part is *partially* true, and you still misunderstood me a jackload; I've still been signing;

LIKE, THIS ---> Meteo

...and even if I'm getting on your nerves; hey, you got on MY nerves first, and I took care of it calmly and silently, like I usually do, and if I got on your nerves, hey, I didn't mean it, and hey, your lollipop (.,.do I need to remind you of that?) was still delicious, even though lime isn't usually my thing, so even there, things actually aren't that bad; an' anywayz, I shall give you some room, since you probably need it; I'll leave and come back tomorrow or some shit, that oughta be a lot easier on you.

...clearly, I am QUITE used to this sort of thing.

You aren't signing your posts the proper way. I've already told you to either type --~~~~ or use Button sig. I keep telling you what to do. Giving a link to your name is not signing your posts. If you can't handle this, why should I make you a new one? In fact, it seems to me that you're too immature for your own sig. Most people ask nicely. If you're going to be rude and not follow my instructions, then you have no business on my talkpage. Hmm, I was being a bit rude there. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 29 August 2011, at 02:37

...There's no such thing as "being" rude, you're just being a bigot on that one; and guess what; I carefully explained myself, so okay; if you're going to call that rude; then I can't stop you, and what about when you said you were sorry about our clash in April, did I bite your head off? No.

...And I simply explained things calmly to you, and the alternative would be simply unfair to you; (ie; expecting you to somehow automatically know what I'm thinking), so even when I was pissed off hours earlier, I held in my temper and explained things, it's you misunderstanding me, and I *already* explained it, whether or not you like it, it doesn't have to mean that you're stupid; you just can't be expected to automatically know me in one go, and at least don't hang me until you get to know me; I didn't try to hang you all-out when we tango'ed in April, and just like then, we conflicted over a misunderstanding; and that was what the poor bastards talking to us (Lyritha, those guys, etc) were most aware of; they told both of us to shut up, and I at least toned down (although it wasn't obvious...), and although I tried to just explain here, and try to avoid such a conflict, it seems it couldn't be avoided. Look, I already showed you --->MY SIGNATURE, Meteo, so whether or not you make me a sig; I really couldn't care, either way, what I have explained is the truth, whether or not you care to talk about it, and none of your hurt feelings is my fault; in spite of you saying that *I'm* the one who needs to calm down, you act like you're the one who is; my explanations can only not be *INTENDED* to be offensive, and whether or not you consider it to be offensive is *your* doing, like when parents attack Marilyn Manson, I'm sorry, I just intend to explain shit, and again, the alternatives would just be worse stuff, like me saying "haha FU", or expecting you to somehow act as if you knew me, and that's where the "TRUE" bullshit would lie; and I've avoided it, anything else "rude" is like the Boogeybigfoot and Dracula, it exists only in your mind.

...Sorry, and thanks again for the Lime Lollipop (...which is rude, much like anything else truthful... sorry for the unpleasant truth... :-( )

...And like I said, I'd leave AND come back, and that was to HELP YOU. ...How the A-Peefuck would that be considered rude?

,,,AN AMERICAN (...or Canadian... it's subjective...)

Typing your userlink isn't signing your posts. All you have to do is type ~~~~ and i'll make you the sig. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 29 August 2011, at 05:33


got a space? :) --Crankygrandmaz 03:13, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

Yep. :) --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 03:18
can u adopt me? --Crankygrandmaz 03:37, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Consider yourself adopted. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 03:38

Just a little something I noticed about your sig

I think that the link for the roaring face at the beginning of your sig has a typo or something. Just click on it and you'll see what I mean. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:38, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

I was trying to get the rollbacked users list. Instead, I instead put the users with the name "Rollback". Will fix that right away. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 29 August 2011, at 02:33

Hey man

Doo doo doo doo, woah woah CANT TOUCH THIS, Doo doo doo doo, woah woah CANT TOUCH THIS, Doo doo doo doo, woah woah CANT TOUCH THIS, Doo doo doo doo, woah woah CANT TOUCH THIS!!! YOU CANT TOUCH THIS!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Puff! --ShabiDOO 21:09, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

Just a small town girl livin' in a lonely world took the midnight train going any-where! Just a city boy livin' in South Detroit, took the midnight train going any-where! --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 29 August 2011, at 22:55
Uffffffffffffff...yeah...CANT TOUCH THIS! sha sha sha sha shaaaaaa ... YOU CANT TOUCH THIS! Awww. --ShabiDOO 22:57, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
*Lollipop touches this* --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 29 August 2011, at 22:58

We shot the hole-in-one, but you were the caddy!

It appears that you voted for Mini-golf, which ended up getting featured. Myself and Matthew Snowman would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts (well... maybe somewhere around the middle, but you get what I mean) for carrying the club all the way to the front page. Hope your career as a caddy is long and prosperous. Thanks again. --Tophat headless 03:00, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, September 1, 2011 (UTC)


. Hi! BVI 00:35, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

UN:N --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 2 September 2011, at 00:36


Pay attention to IRC!!! Hi! BVI 02:20, September 2, 2011 (UTC)


I need you to get on it. --Tophat headless 02:39, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

I'm on. You're not. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 3 September 2011, at 02:54


How are you? I had an adopted noob here who is interested in patrolling. I have no idea how that works cause I dont do it. Why don't you show Mnidaydwisww some stuff. CHEEERS! P,S, did you know that finger monkeys are the size of your finger nails when born and can grow upto the size of the palm of your hand? Its really true! --ShabiDOO 02:20, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Well. Today I learned something new. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 5 September 2011, at 04:52

Shabidoo sent me here

Hi. Shabidoo said that if I was interested in patrolling, I should see you. See quotes here. Hi! BVI 02:22, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

First off, ask rcmurphy or another bureaucrat to make you a rollback; second, make sure you have the time and commitment to be a vandalslayer; third, always check the previous edit button to see the difference, if it's kind of funny, leave it, if it's plain stupid, revert it. Also, if you need help with it, you could ask me or Shabbie for help. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 5 September 2011, at 04:51
I have a question: What is a rollback? Hi! BVI 15:07, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
It's the lazy man's undo button; except it's faster and simpler. If you're really not sure what it is, maybe it's not for you. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 September 2011, at 20:14
Lollipop...thats maybe not the best way to teach a nOOb about stuff. Mnidaydwisww has no idea how this site works. If he/she isn't ready for the tool, then teach him/her how to do basic patrolling first to get the hang of it please. He/she seems eager to join the community and try stuff out. It would be a good idea to treat everything he/she says as good faith. --ShabiDOO 16:36, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:11, September 8, 2011 (UTC)


Why did you move that page back? It has nothing to do with "Encyclopedia Dramatica" in its current state. Every person mentioned in the page has moved to Ohinternet, a superior web entity. Unless you want to write about miscreants such as "Meepsheep" and "Garrett", I advise it be moved back. Outstanding citizen 02:08, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

Because the article isn't about Oh Internet. Other than having the same creator, they're two different websites. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 12 September 2011, at 02:23
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