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Abbott and Costello

Thanks. P.S. Butt Fucking Club (which does not exist, you sick prick). Added a few good jokes there. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 21:52, 3 June 2011
The word I fixed was anual and assumed you were going for annual and not anal (you sick prick) --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:05, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
Well it gets better worse. Apparently, they are both proclaimed in a homosexual relationship. See my latest edits for more information. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 22:07, 3 June 2011
I really can say nothing about that, since I did the same with Martin and Lewis --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:08, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, I hate to admit this, but I kinda stole that gay part from Martin and Lewis. Sorry... --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 22:10, 3 June 2011
It was not exactly original on my part (grin) and if the theme fits, wear it. ps Butt Privates made me laugh, outside --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:28, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
Your picture of the two anuses could be used as a screenshot from "Butt Privates". --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 22:44, 3 June 2011
Hey Pop d'Lolli, I noticed you were looking for collaborators on this, so I jumped in. I toned down the obvious sexuality while staying true to your vision. I also added three sets of three to the movies - Real, real fake, and fake fake punchline. The next section I would put in would be their feud. Their not talking to one another, and Costello's death. I hope you like. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:01, June 8, 2011 (UTC) End kevillips related comment/
Don't forget to mention Lou Costello's solo effort. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 21:02, 8 June 2011

Butt Privates

File:AbbottCostello.jpg is an army related image that suggests to me prelude to 5 way orgy. May be of use to you. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 23:31, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Used it. I need a title photo. Do you have anything for that? If not, i'll find something on Google images, and edit it. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 23:54, 3 June 2011
File:Abbott_and_Costello_whos_on_first.jpg this one kills two birds with one stone, their famous Who's On First and shows the pair. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:04, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
I found the above image on this page and there are some good factoids you may be interested in. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:34, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
I can see a lot of jokes coming from the film "The Naughty Nineties" (which had Who's on First). --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 18:58, 4 June 2011
I think the porn angle can get old fast, and tends to be similar to every other porn themed humor. How about picking gay or porn and try more innuendo. Remember in the 40s Porn was largely showing boobs. Hard corp porn did not really exist much until later. Sure it existed but was vehemently denied. Just some thoughts. I like what you have so far. I'd like to see maybe a section on their Radio career. Possibly a deliberate misinterpretation of Who's on first, like a rename of "whatchu talking about Bud Abbot"? or treating it like it is an epic poem. There was a pretty popular series of A&C Meet (insert classic monster) you could made up some of those, as they graduate from their porn career. These are just some ideas. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 19:14, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
I'll try also with their many verbal fights they had, and add a few modern gangsta words. For the lols. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:58, 4 June 2011

Lollipop

Hey lolllipop...how are you? Did you hear about the thing? --ShabiDOO 19:24, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

Which thing? There's this thing, and that thing. Which one? --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:57, 4 June 2011
and Thing 1 and Thing 2.--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:04, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Hey Lolllipop I am talking about the thing!!! But to be honest Lolipop, if you dont know what the thing is, what Im talking about that is, then youll probably never know. --ShabiDOO 20:11, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Oh! I know what you're talking about! The Thing! --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:14, 4 June 2011
Awsome Lolllli, so you have heard about it huh? What dorks eh??? --ShabiDOO 20:16, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, strange, but crazy. Right, Shabidoooooooooooooooooooooooooo? --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:17, 4 June 2011
Theres nothing strange about it, infact, it doesnt surprise me at all, even when <insert name here> thought that Alister was trying to get away with it. Good thing magicman was around!! --ShabiDOO 20:20, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Don't forget when <insert name here> got drunk and made a move on the lawn chair. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:22, 4 June 2011
The lawnchair never will think about humans the same way again. <insert name here> is a legend...and will beat Aleister this year to become Uncyclopedian of the month --ShabiDOO 20:29, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Poor lawnchair. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:36, 4 June 2011

Why is there a message drought?

Why? Why? Why? My talkpage yearns for a new message. How I miss that golden bar that proclaims "You have new messages (show most recent)". --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 04:22, 7 June 2011

MESSAGE HERE IS YOUR GOD DAMN MESSAGE, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 04:23, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah. Now there's water! Or so I think it's water. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 04:24, 7 June 2011
YOU HAVE A NEW FUCKING MESSAGE!!! I was wondering how to format this:
George carlin 3 steps

The 3 steps to analizing a new government policy. 1.Who will profit from this? 2.I GOT IT! 3.We're screwed even further.

George carlin 3 steps

˙ʎɔılod ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ʍǝu ɐ ƃuızılɐuɐ oʇ sdǝʇs 3 ǝɥʇ
˙ɹǝɥʇɹnɟ uǝʌǝ pǝʍǝɹɔs ǝɹ,ǝʍ˙3 ¡ʇı ʇoƃ ı˙2 ¿sıɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇıɟoɹd llıʍ oɥʍ˙1[1]

So that it would look like this in the caption under the pic:

The 3 steps to analizing a new government policy.

1.Who will profit from this?
2.I GOT IT!
3.We're screwed even further.

Just do it if you can! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:29, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

This is a message. --Tophat headless 17:50, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 18:10, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  1. kevillips

Lotsa new messages. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:49, 7 June 2011

Message. --Tophat headless 20:09, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
Yay. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:12, 7 June 2011

All of you suck with your new messages. Skully has the right idea. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:18, 7 June 2011

Does you sees the lizards on the wall? The size of a cow, those blue ones. Aleister 20:19 7-6-'11
Dude, lay of the meth. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:21, 7 June 2011
You don't believe me? Look at this? Aleister 20:24 7-6-'11
I'll quote Lyrithya: "Damn kids, get off my lawn". --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:28, 7 June 2011
--Tophat headless 20:42, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
Try and give a man an interesting new message and he tries to kill the messenger. Says "Give me messges" and ends with "Get off my lawn". To quote Lyrithya: "If you can't take the message, get out of the kitchen." The Magic man then gives us a disabled video. The world is topsy-turvy laying on its side.Aleister 20:48
--Tophat headless 20:51, June 7, 2011 (UTC)


CAT ATTACK!!!


Flyingfeline
ZOMG flying kittenz! --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:57, 7 June 2011
--Tophat headless 20:59, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

Whoo. How cool cat there.

But I`m still not your buddy. In your userpage. Whatever, I don`t even want to be your buddy.

PLEASE CAN I BE YOUR BUDDY BOOHOOHOOHOO IM GONNA TELL MOMMA BOOHOOHOO..[1] Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:53, 8 June, 2011 (UTC)

Oh go cry yourself to sleep I added you to the list. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 17:25, 8 June 2011
Begin kevillips related comment section
  1. Thanks for the Luls, I spit out coffee, spit out coffee.
--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 18:50, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
End kevillips related comment section/
I'm confused. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:33, 8 June 2011
Then my work here is done. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 19:51, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
We should have a Canadian conversation sometime again. And i'm working on a new article. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:53, 8 June 2011

Main space

As a collaborator, I think Abbott and Costello is ready for main space - sure it could use another section, but when there is, is coherent and IMHO funny enough. I am going to add Template:Little Article and move it, if that's OK witch chew. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:41, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Good idea. Looks like Skinfan13 might not do anything. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 22:43, 8 June 2011

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Sup

I haven't been on much cause I used to log on at work, but I got a promotion in which I don't get access to a computer all the time. I'll try to get on more often, though.

ttyl I am greatSoup? 21:20 11-Jun-11

Gee, thanks for dropping by. What's your opinion on the name change? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:21, 11 June 2011
Definitely is... sugary? I am greatSoup? 21:28 11-Jun-11
You want me to fill you in how much you've missed? Coz you've missed a lot! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:29, 11 June 2011
SureI am greatSoup? 21:33 11-Jun-11

From Feburary 4th to June 11th: what you missed.

  • Another n00b got banned indefinite for making vandal sockpuppet IP's, failing to use the preview button, and ban evading.
  • Mordillo died. (?)
  • SPIKE got pissed after being banned for a day by Zombiebaron, and left. TheHumbucker took over as UnNews czar.
  • MrN9000, Dawg, and Ljlego all returned to their admin duties.
  • I created a new account on Feb. 19 2011.
  • Lyrithya and Socky became admins.
  • Lyrithya created a new modified version of Uncyclopedia's logo.
  • For April Fools, Olipro changed the skin to Oasis.
  • Tons more.

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:38, 11 June 2011

Not sure what to think about Mordillo, but too bad about him and SPIKE. Spike was cool.
Your name reminds me of this
I am greatSoup? 21:54 11-Jun-11
The Mordillo death is just a rumour. It's due to the fact that he hasn't made an edit since early March. But SPIKE seems to have left for good, we've tried emailing him, but he hasn't answered. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:59, 11 June 2011
Mordillo's fine, just not here. Haven't heard from Spike at all, though... miss them terribly. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:21, 12 June 2011
I'll never forget Mordillo's last words to me, which can be found on Talk:Garfield: Nah, that doesn't work that way. If your mother is Jewish, than we like you bubaleh. If you're not, than fuck you and the Jesus that brought you here. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:25, 12 June 2011

Your Book

I nominated it. LOLOLOLOL. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 22:49, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:50, 11 June 2011
You should also like totally op me on Smakapedia. caz it would be funny... --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 00:52, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
What's your username?Also, we call blocked "killed" and we call huffed "destroyed". --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:14, 12 June 2011

Ideas for a Canadian article

I'm gonna throw some.

  • UnNews:Page protest at speech (the title would be different, but you know that news story, right?)
  • Guelph
  • Quebec City (it would be cool to have an Ontarian perspective)
  • Quebec separatism (Canadian unity)
  • Canadian celebrities (We could talk about 4 or 5 celebrities, whether they have an article already or not.)
  • UnNews:Canada buys fighter planes for Defence while no one is attacking them

What do you think? Suggestions? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:17, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I don't live in Guelph anymore. I moved to Markham in mid-May. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:21, 12 June 2011
Is it a big town? Here in Quebec City, the population is about 700K. Montreal looks like a dump compared to here, but I once went to Ottawa and really liked it. How about an article on CBC? Let's take 1 or 2 days to think about other topics, then we'll start. I can't wait! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:18, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Fellow Canadian user Zombiebaron already has done it. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:19, 12 June 2011
Matt gros poisson 004

We took this a week ago! This is my sink. Sink, Lollipop. Lollipop, sink.

Ok... Let's have a day to think about it. A topic is important. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:22, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Great idea. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:26, 12 June 2011
And btw, Lollipop, I have an article on VFH, I think it is a good one: Doping in sports. Read it if you have the time, and vote something if you feel like it. Do what your heart tells you, but don't go mindlessly voting before reading it if you do. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:34, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
I actually know that one. When it was in your userspace, I was going to contribute to it. Now I regret that. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:52, 12 June 2011
Always feel free to add to my articles, Lollipop. I f I don't like it, I'll huff it, just as you can do when I edit yours. No hard feelings, on the contrary. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:38, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Pinata. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:41, 12 June 2011
If there's a Canadian conspiracy collaboration on any future article (Canuck-related or not), I'd be happy to pitch-in (time permitting, of course). ~ T. (talk) 14:04, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
The first article I ever wrote on Uncyclopedia was Robert Muncsh. I was always putting off a rewrite. Some other ideas are Shania Twain, Eh, HowTo:Seperate from Canada, and UnBooks:Mr. Harper's Busy Day! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:20, 14 July 2011

VFB

Vote three times, just saying --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:23, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Which I did. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:25, 13 June 2011

Too lazy

snowball.gif Snowball yadda yadda enjoy. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:57, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

/Throws snowball at Frosty --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:58, 13 June 2011
But you're dead because you fell off a cliff. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:59, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
But now i'm a zombie. AND I CAN EAT YOUR BRAIN! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:02, 13 June 2011

No, really

Give me the links. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:37, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Temporary oppage

Just a bit if feedback relating to your feedback. That was an experiment which I don't feel worked as well as we were hoping, for a couple of reasons. I supported the idea of 2 temp admins, but suddenly it stretched to 4, which meant that suddenly there were 4 "new" admins chosen out of the more active members of the community. Which meant that there wasn't a huge amount of admin work for each of us to do as we were all trying to do it at once. I also didn't really intend to become an admin on a permanent basis, but rather just wanted to get a little coding done with it. This meant that a lot of what I was doing never saw the light of day. Which is fine, because there were reasons I didn't want some of it to become too obvious, which I'm happy to keep to myself. So other than that stuff, and a lot of work on maintenance that if I waited 5 minutes often someone got there first, it was fairly useless for me to be admin. I did enjoy the few bans that I handed out though - I do miss being able to ban people when the whim takes me. Pup 09:44 15 Jun '11

I guess that's what being admin does to people, it makes them realize "I can't go any higher with this...so now what". --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:26, 15 June 2011
Now what? Break the wiki, of course! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:26, 15 June 2011
No, I mean you ask that after you break the wiki. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:27, 15 June 2011
There's an awful lot of wiki to break. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:26, 16 June 2011
What do you break first? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:46, 16 June 2011
Whatever's closest. Strategic breaking, of course, actually fixes other things, but I find it best not to tell anyone about that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:30, 16 June 2011
So that's why you removed {{subcat}}! Pup 08:11 16 Jun '11
If I ever become admin (which I doubt will happen), i'd like to help Lyrithya break the wiki. We'll be team L. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:16, 16 June 2011

UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Heh

Upon reading about Smakopedia, I decided to like make my own wiki, well actually my brother persuaded me into the idea in May but whatever. You should like totally join it and shit see this, heh and see how long before it collapses into a black hole --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:51, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Or I could just join Smakopedia, its your call. We do have a fair few more pages. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:33, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
Whatever's better... --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:44, 16 June 2011

A new car!

You have won a new car! Come and see it /back from Nigeria after safely putting all my money and other funds into Swiss and offshore accounts, buys Lollipop a new car and parks it just on the other side of the room where Chicago Seven is sitting on VFH. The keys are in the "For" section of the room, hanging on a hook activiated by a yes vote. Lollipop doesn't realize that the car's key won't fit the ignition, and since the door to the room containing the featured nom locked behind him, there is no way to rescind his vote and all the hippies dance madly. Aleister 18:56 16-6-'11

Are you the Nigerian Prince Abu? You're not getting away this time! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:12, 16 June 2011
/Throws a few Nigerian money notes in the air at Lollipop's car door. Makes it so the key can now start the car in appreciation to Lollipop's most intelligent and discerning vote. The car shines in the sun as a perfect vehicle, a chariot of three gods, life in the fast lane awaits. Starts own car and is blocks away by the time Lollipop sees this. Aleister 21:24 16-6-'11
/Resumes sniffing glue with Syndrome and Shabidoo. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:26, 16 June 2011
/Are you sniffing while sitting in your new car? Aleister 23:10 16-6-'11
/Me and Shabidoo are sniffing the glue. Syndrome is in the back seat drawing pictures of green penises and drinking tequila. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:07, 17 June 2011

...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT !!!!!!

Shabidoo suddenly remembered that the evil killer froggy kidnapped the distressed lyrithya and put her in a tower in a morrocan town only three days by car. Shouldnt we put old grudges behind us and save her? Even though shes deleting the entire wiki? --ShabiDOO 01:44, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

It was the evil killer froggy? I didn't know he was evil. Unless he says that he's evil, i'll believe it. Also, looks like you forgot to sign your post (probably because you sniffed too much glue). --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:36, 17 June 2011
Guys, every moment we waste here not rescuing lyrith is a moment we might regret. Im off the glue anyways. 8-balls are cheap in morroco! --ShabiDOO 01:44, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
How about him (points to Syndrome in the back), should we leave him with his green penises and tequila; or bring him along? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:48, 17 June 2011
He can bring a dozen 12" black penises if he wants. But seriously, come on guys, the sooner we rescue her the sooner she can change the entire wiki. To the car!!! --ShabiDOO 01:54, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
To the Lollimobile! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:56, 17 June 2011

I've been trying for something like 20 posts to get you in the car! Because/as you are all distracted with your arguments and glue, me gets in the "cab" and aims my ride at yours Bye-Bye!!

Level Crossing
/Wrong car, dude. We left long ago. That was Skully's car. And it...was...new. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:58, 17 June 2011

UnNews:Boston wins Stanley Cup while sore losers destroy their city

Eh Lollipop! I had to delete your edit, it was good but it didn't go with the rest of the article! Do I need an admin's permission to put this on the front page? If not, do you know where the template is bro? Thanks! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:53, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

Err.. Why are we stuck in the template? I don't get it. LOL. Just huff that thing if, like me, you don't know why this is happening, but you're a lot better at formatting than me. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:32, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
You can edit the UnNews mainpage as much as you like. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:48, 17 June 2011
Actually, no, it was settled in the forums that an editor was needed and I stepped into the role until (hopefully) SPIKE comes back. ~ Humbuck Talk 18:36, 17 June 2011 (UTC)

OH MY GOD LOOK OUT

Lolllipop and Shabidoo are climbing the tower where Lyrithya is being kept prisoner by the evil killer froggy. Syndrome would help but hes finishing the last details on his penis drawings and cannot be disturbed. Killer froggy is throwing halucenegenic frog spit at the two of us while Aleister is just arriving on his pink motorcycle. At the same time...the cabal has created a black storm cloud above and is threatening thunder bolts and a week long ban. WHAT DO WE DO LOLLLLI¿? --ShabiDOO 18:49, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

We find Magic man. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:54, 17 June 2011
/gobbles up the frog spit before you can get to it. Aleister 19:03 17-6-'11
/Evil killer froggy crushes Aleister's pink motorcycle. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:33, 17 June 2011
With the heimlick menouver...Aleister gets the froggy heleucenegenics out of Aleister and gives it to Lolllllipop. Lollipop is much more effective when high. Magic man gives us just that little magical energy we need and we scale up to the window...only to discover........ --ShabiDOO 19:33, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
Lollipop, not Lolipop. I don't have an "Lol" in my name. I'll call you Shabido from now on. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:40, 17 June 2011
um, you still have lol in your name. Pup 01:07 18 Jun '11
So...much...fail. Jackofspades (talk) 01:10, 18 June 2011
There's an 'l' after the Lol. Lollipop as in the candy. And yes, i agree with you; Jac of Spads. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:13, 18 June 2011
Cool. I'm now insistent that there is no Puppy in my name, as it's followed by an O. Pup 02:43 18 Jun '11
No, I said my name is Lollipop, not Lolipop. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:26, 18 June 2011
I thought you said I don't have an "Lol" in my name. grammatical error aside, it's still innaccurate. Pup 03:42 18 Jun '11
No, Shabidoo calls me Lolipop. I keep explaining that he is spelling it wrong. Lollipop. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:44, 18 June 2011

User:Void Raven

Hey Lollipop, I chatted a lot with this user and I think he is promising, just see his article growling. He's been editing like crazy (good articles I think, but he is open to criticism to improve) He shat like 7 articles that are fairly good in not even a month. He has a hard time communicating with people thanks to his sig issue. I referred him to you, but if he doesn't manage to find a way here, please make contact with him on his talk page as I told him you are la creme de la creme to make sigs (and I am quite sure he would like a goth-style one, a dark one, I am sure you can pull this off) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:06, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

Gladly. I just made a great sig for JelloMold; I see promise in Void Raven. If he keeps this up, i'm nomming him for NotM in July. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:09, 18 June 2011

Glad you got the message

Ye be unblocked -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:45, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you. I sent you an apology on thy talkpage. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:45, 19 June 2011

If you forgot

The content of that page was 'hahaha poo bum wee'. You may recreate it at your leisure. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:42, 19 June 2011

But...that's silly. I want the page history. And I want a mongoose with it. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:12, 19 June 2011

Too many lollipops. What about some boobs? (LOL That was a stupid way to start a paragraph)

Beeers

You might not get in Heaven like I said but you will have some virtual tits and beer as a reward for voting for my article. Enjoy. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:35, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

And i'm the last remaining one of the Trio of No Features (Magic man, Mimo, Lollipop). --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:14, 19 June 2011

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Boston Molasses Disaster

Maybe you forgot, maybe you don't want to do it anymore, either way, no problem, I understand, but I'd need to know if you'll do it or not if I want someone to do it one of these days! (The last sentence is badly constructed lol) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:13, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

*taps* Ye-es... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:33, 19 June 2011
Let someone else do it. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:12, 19 June 2011
If you say you're going to do a review and can't do it, please say so on the page, and soon as you realise you can't. Don't just leave the booking sitting there, or it leaves folks hanging. You yourself have experienced how frustrating that can be. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:54, 22 June 2011
Ah. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:55, 22 June 2011

About my ass

I did a test however the images are too small. Because of this, I decided to remove them. I hope not interpreted as an affront to the rule I have imposed.

Kind regards, Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie preppiedits 00:45, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

naked sophia?

show me the draft! :) Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:57, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't do it. Some IP created a page called "Naked Sophia" and put hahaha poo bum wee. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:55, 20 June 2011
Damnit, so any ideas for the article? ;) - maybe just a giant picture... or something about acient roman goddes statue thingy's. ,maybe both! Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 07:19, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
And don't forget:
Twelve12

I hold no responsibility for any dicks blown off by your sheer awesomeness for voting for this. --Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 07:27, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

You voted for visual puns, which got featured!

Army Tank U

--Tophat headless 01:03, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

Beatlemania

I was about to add on to VFD, giving it has stagnated and going nowhere. Are you going to finish it? If you are, can I ask you move it back to your namespace while you do. If not, can I get you to add it to QVFD. Pup 03:06 27 Jun '11

Add it to userspace, and i'll finish it when i'm ready. I'll probably want it in the future. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:39, 27 June 2011

The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

Doomy doomy doomy

Zim thanks you filthy Earth smellies.
For furthering the destruction free taco day
of Earth! Tacos for all!
Tacoooooos!!

Thanks! Jackofspades (talk) 06:41, 30 June 2011

User:Another n00b

Why was he banned? For being an annoying pervert? Then I agree. 174.126.213.241 03:40, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Another n00b is banned because he created vandal sockpuppets, didnt know how to use the preview and minor edit buttons, and whined about ED. And by the way, if this is Another n00b, get me a glass of Coke. NOW. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 04:13, 1 July 2011
No, it's me, I was just too lazy to log in. (Unblock my I.P.!)
Anyway, he complained about ED? Wow. He spends half his time complaining about Uncy there.

Person One: I have an idea to vandalize the Glee Wiki, you in? Person Two: Sure, what's the plan? Another n00b: No, we shouldn't vandalize Glee Wiki, let's put kittens on Uncyclopedia!

The other half he spends flaming me because I follow him around like a dog in the park, cleaning up after his "messes". The reason I asked is because he has said what he finds erotic on both of the wikis I've seen him (WikiFur and ED), and wondered if he did that here too. Equivamp 17:09, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Whining about ED? he was all like "ED is the best!!!1 █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄". - 62.30.212.210 19:56, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
I suggest you get your page locked Lollipop to prevent banned socks coming in here. Ask an admin. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:46, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
I'm not a sock. Equivamptalk 23:24, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
I was thinking about that. I wasn't here today, I was at some Canada Day festival. Encyclopedia Dramatica has no humour:

1. Their jokes consist of a man pulling his ass open to reveal a reddish infection inside his anus, called "Goatse".

2. An asian girl farting out a yellow liquid into her mouth, crudely photoshopped, called "Tubgirl".

3. A collage of goatse and pornographic homosexual images featuring a sound effect of a man screaming.

Equivamp, you're wasting time going there. Another n00b is nothing but trouble. I assume he's a 12 year old boy with no friends and who fails in school. His mom has given up on him, as he seems to not care. He spends all his time on ED bitching about Uncyc and is an enemy of Wikia. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 02:03, 2 July 2011

And i've kept track of his sockpuppets. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 02:04, 2 July 2011

I agree that goatse, tubgirl, and kittens are horrendously unfunny. However, as far as I can tell, Uncyclopedia humour is, "Chuck Norris, LOL," as well as things that amuse nine-year olds. Both sites have their problems. A perfect satire wiki would be a combination of the two--Adult humor, without pornography and hate. At one point I attempted to contribute to both, but while still trying to get a feel for what's expected at this wiki, my suggestions and questions were ignored or responded to with vague sarcasm that told me nothing of the situation. While I find Uncy commendable for making "fursecution" just as bannable an offense as "persecution", I've honestly had problems with one other user for being a furry (and it's someone that has a problem with everyone) so whether I'm welcome somewhere wasn't a deciding factor in my preference. Perhaps one of the main reasons I go there is because the people I associate with expect me not to.

And as for wasting my time there...well...isn't that the point? Equivamptalk 03:16, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Our content actually is meant to be 18 and up (I for one am 18). However, as children like to not follow rules, they wait until their mothers leave the room, then go on Uncyclopedia and think they're funny. We're a parody site. Ever heard of "The Onion"? That's a parody of newspapers. So is UnNews. There is no war between Uncyc and ED. It's more like ED keeps bothering us, and we're like "dude, fuck off. ED is a meme ridden, pornographic wiki. Uncyclopedia is a satire wiki that parodies Wikipedia. But i'll leave you with a question: Is any of ED's content actually funny? I've read it, it's all pretty much complaining. But is it actually supposed to be funny? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:16, 2 July 2011

I never said there was a war. I think it's silly of you to think anyone thinks that. Sure, some EDiots vandalize Uncyclopedia, vut it's the same people that vandalize Wikipedia, as well as fandom-based wikis. And, to answer your question: I hate the amount of memes on the site. Each time I see OVER 9000 I want to kill whoever typed it. However, I have laughed more there than here, and that has made all the difference. Equivamptalk 04:34, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

"Kittens" scares me. Whenever i'm on ED, there's always a fear of when i'll run into that creepy page. It's a game. The game is called "Try to not see teh kittens". --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:45, 2 July 2011
Me too. I even say as much on my user page. A good rule of thumb is to never go to the user page of someone that is banned. Equivamptalk 04:51, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Happy Canada Day

plplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplplp --ShabiDOO 14:21, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Ah Canada Day, the day Canada celebrates being canada and not British North America. A shot not heard anywhere. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:55, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Yes...I find it so sweet how Canadians are proud that they got their independence...slowly...slowly...from the British without any revolution. Slowly, one 50 year step at a time. Slowly...slowly. Yes...no war of 1812 outside agression at all! no FLQ civil distrubances whatsoever, no rené leveque problems with Native population, no 20,000 dead chinese labourers class division, no internment of Japanese in WWII inter-racial problems :) A proud country!!! HURAY HURAY HURAY!!! VIVRE CANADA!!! --ShabiDOO 22:20, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Yep, your country's the greatest too, eh? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:24, 2 July 2011
Here in Quebec (part of Canada), it is moving day. All you can see on the road is people moving. Nobody's celebrating Canada Day, we do celebrate on Quebec's Day (a week earlier). That seems racist, but that's the way it is. What's your name on IRC' Lollipop? I go now, and I would be pleased to talk to you! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:42, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
I'm banned on IRC for several reasons. I might come back though, i'll ask Skully and promise him not to troll onto other wiki channels. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:46, 2 July 2011
What? Seriously, why are you banned? Or do you care to leave a FB or something? It would be cool to talk to you. :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:49, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
I have Facebook. I used to have it before, but I closed it down. I then reopened it, but I barely use it. And I got banned when we were invading the Kingdom Hears Wiki's IRC channel, and I got completely carried away. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:08, 2 July 2011
I remember when I lived in Ottawa...like...a long time ago...on the English side of the river...they played the national anthem before the movies...and on the French side...there was no Anthem...but they broke the film in half for an intermission...where we were all encouraged to go to the lobby to have a snack :) --ShabiDOO 05:09, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
I like snacks. Especially hot dogs. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:13, 2 July 2011
Lolipop likes sausages!!! --ShabiDOO 05:24, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
I like apple pie more than hot dogs. Especially apple pie with whipped cream on top. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:49, 2 July 2011
I'm feeling left out because I speak some other language, and that is not right! ViVe La Différence! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:21, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
The Communist Empire of Quebec is raging! We must hide behind the CN Tower! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:40, 2 July 2011
I am pretty sure some French Manitobans feel differently about the no conflict. Some of the first nations people that were relocated to above the arctic circle for political reasons. And the first nations orphans that were raped and forced to be christian. Yukon Territory villages destroyed for roads. Why do I know this stuff? Oh that's right Minnesota is one of the few US states that actually learns about Canada. born further north than most Canadians 44° 56' 39" N / --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:49, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
Minnesota is cool! You had a great governor in Jesse Ventura! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:34, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Lollipop!

You do understand you get half feature credit for inbox, right? I got half feature credit, and you did more than me. So yeah... congrats on your first (half) feature. --Tophat headless 16:29, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

YES! I haz a part feature! YEAH! PARTY! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:48, 3 July 2011
Yep, congrats. Now get back to work; we're not paying you to stand around. --Tophat headless 04:15, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
Get the fuck off my talkpage...please. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:16, 4 July 2011
Heh, no. --Tophat headless 04:19, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
Now...if we can just get the stupid cats a little further...then we can...well...zheesh. I am so frickin stuck Lollipop. I have no idea what to do any more. Theres lots of cute ideas...and there is a concept begging to come out of it...but I HAVE NO FRICKIN IDEA WHERE TO GO WITH IT ANY MORE AND NO ONE HAS ANY FRICKIN CLUE EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 04:55, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
I have an idea! Stupid Cat Olympics! I saved the day! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:59, 4 July 2011
Mmm. You did save the day. Just not in the way you thought. Hahahaha. Yes...I know what to do now!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 05:04, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
We haz a feature! Hurrah! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:05, 4 July 2011

The thing

Lets get back to the thing. Have you heard anything more about it? --ShabiDOO 10:46, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome to the QA patrol

You have either volunteered for or been volunteered to be part of the official QA patrol. Please review your duties on the linked forum and get crackin'. You can of course opt out, but then you'll have to live with the knowledge that you're totally lame for the rest of your Uncyclopedian career.

Uncyclopedia thanks you for doing your part in the ongoing battle against cruft.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:14 Jul 04, 2011

I like your new sig. What is that, a trout? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:23, 4 July 2011

HALP!

HALP! HALP! HALP! HALP! HALP! HALP! HALP! HALP! HALP! HALP! HALP! HALP! HALP! HALP! HALP! HALP! --Tophat headless 03:38, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

What goes on IRC stays on IRC. No HALP on the wiki. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:41, 6 July 2011
HALP! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:01, 6 July 2011
HALP! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:14, 6 July 2011
HALP? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:23, 6 July 2011
HALP. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:24, 6 July 2011

HALP! O wait u already halp'd me lol...A (Ruins) 18:36, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Supz

Hey Lollipop. Shabi has recommended YOU for construction of sigs... I haven't been on Uncyclopedia in at least 3 months (maybe more!) and stupidly, I completely forgot how to change my signature to make it customized (like yours), if you wouldn't mind walking me through how to do it. I was working on a new sig, than it got completely erased in a poof of logic while I was busy playing Angry Birds....lol. Whenever your free, please post some walkthrough steps on my talk page and I will reply quickly, as I usually check the Uncyc every few hours... Thanks man. Aimsplode 21:01, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

I'll easily help you with it again. Check your talkpage. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:03, 9 July 2011
Jesus, you're fast....lol. Thanks alot for the help. I elect to keep the sig at User:Aimsplode/sig, but, if it's not too complicated or strenuous (lol), can I keep the basic look of the sig, but can I get one of those pop-out menus when I actually become popular enough to win an award? (To speak simple English: for now, I want to keep the sig at User:Aimsplode/sig, but when I get mah million dollah contract I want a pop-out menu like yours) Thanks again, Aimsplode 21:15, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
Sure. In fact, you can have a pop out menu right now. And all you need to do is go to your preferences. o into the signature box, and check off "custom signature". Then put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Aimsplode/sig}} in the box. And voila. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:19, 9 July 2011
I'll just keep the one currently at User:Aimsplode/sig for now. Now what? (Quickly plz I only have till 8PM EST before I go to London!!) Aimsplode 23:25, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
I just told you. Go to your preferences. Go into the signature box, and check off "custom signature". Then put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Aimsplode/sig}} in the box. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:34, 9 July 2011
Ooooooh I thought you meant do that for the pop-out menu, which I had nothing to display in..thanks man. Your literally...a god. (of technology, or manipulating it, which would make you a...um, Nod? [nerd+god] Ok, Symbol wtf vote WTF? am I rambling on about? lol...) Now, is there any chance you could teach me how to change the image of Sophia to something else?

Thanks a ton or two (Symbol wtf vote WTF?), A (Ruins) 23:51, July 9, 2011 (UTC) (yay new motto!!)

Don't know if it makes me a nerd, but i've been here a while and i'm able to do formatting stuff like that. And just put the template {{logo}} and add the file you want, for example: {{logo|Bob.png}} --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:07, 10 July 2011
Alright, what the heck. I want to change my sig a little bit. How? Lol..A (Ruins) 23:18, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
Would you like me to do it for you, or would you like to do it yourself. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:31, 12 July 2011
No one has ever regretted letting Lollllipop change their sig a bit. Meow! --ShabiDOO 00:12, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
It's true. I created Shabidoo's sig. Twice. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:21, 13 July 2011
Because he generally sucks at everything.....Anyway, tell me how to change it first, and if I screw it up, I'll let you do it (I'm sure you've heard that before). A (Ruins) 13:12, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Did you see any please there? I saw a P and a L and all those letters but not in that order. Hmmmm! --ShabiDOO 17:08, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

!

Look man...we gots to get something straght. I am the west and you are the east. Okay! So that means some really heavy shit. We no gotta be all about none of that bling bling riding shiz niz freak! I AM THE WEST and youz the east. Got it? Also...could you lend me 20 bucks? --ShabiDOO 01:57, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

Dude...for the last time, I will not give you 20 bucks while you are drunk on tequila. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:09, 10 July 2011
First of all...Im not "dude" I am "Mac Daddy Shiz Master", second of all, Tequila is Mexican, third of all, can I have 20 bucks? --ShabiDOO 13:11, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

Congrats it's an UnPost

The content free talk page blurb --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 08:20, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

Much Thanks for making Padmé

Padme6

Your support is what made Padmé!

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:55, Jul 10

Ninjastar


Why?

Do you have such a nice welcome-to-the-Uncyc message, and Ethine doesen't?? And why hazn't u replyed to my request for help up there ^^ with my signiture? WHY AM I SO LAZY!?!? A (Ruins) 16:56, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know Ethine, so I can't answer that question. As for your signature,i'll spice it up. And you're lazy because...Ljlego's fault. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:38, 13 July 2011
Ok, I'll let you do it, because you are trained and obviously more experienced than I am.
Here's what I would like: please make boom!!: BOOM!!, and link that to my talk page. Then, please make headshot: 'Headshot....' (no apostrophes), and link that to Shabidoo's main page (not talk page). That part of my sig should now look like this, still in boldened blue: (BOOM!! Headshot....). Then (if you can), please make that entire part of the sig a pop-out-when-touched menu. AND THEN DROP AND GIVE ME 20!!!!

No, really. Please do that for me, but don't set it as my main sig, (yet), if possible. Double plus: In case that sig gets somehow screwed up, please do not make the new sig by editing off the old sig (my current one). Please make a page called A (Ruins) for that (again, if possible). Thanks, A (Ruins) 23:59, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

Whoops. Sorry. I'll undo it and make you a second sig. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:01, 14 July 2011
AAA!!! Lol i just noticed the new sig you made for me, sorry about telling you to undo it.

THIS IS ONLY IF YOU SITLL HAVE THAT NEW SIG YOU MADE: name that one User:Aimsplode/sig3. A (Ruins) 00:05, July 14, 2011 (UTC) Thanks.

Why do you need a third one when I just made you a second one? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:07, 14 July 2011
For the lulz? ~LulzSec A (Ruins) 00:12, July 14, 2011 (UTC) (The third sig is if you still have the other one...lol)

BTW tell me when the new sig is done. A (Ruins) 13:21, July 14, 2011 (UTC) Remember, the NEW one you're making with the specifications above is the new User:Aimsplode/sig2, and the one with the bomb is User:Aimsplode/sig3. A (Ruins) 13:21, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Just to clarify that you are actually there and making my new sig, say something. A (Ruins) 16:43, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
Which one do you want to be sig2? I'm confused. I thought the bomb sig was supposed to be sig2? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:21, 14 July 2011
Ohhh, now I understand. Will get right to it. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:22, 14 July 2011
I gtg for the night. If you live in the Eastern United States (like me), I will be on tomorrow at 8AM my time. Please complete the sig by then (no PRESSURE!!). Thanks again, A (Ruins) 01:19, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
I live in Ontario. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:43, 15 July 2011
I'm in Orlando (FL), now is my sig ready?! Still no pressure... I need it soon. A (Ruins) 13:54, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
I am working on it...I also need to archive this talkpage badly. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:12, 15 July 2011

This is not spam...

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...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. --ShabiDOO 19:11, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Will check it out. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:39, 13 July 2011

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
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