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Pop the popcorn

It's month three, and I celebrate by getting banned for 5 years from Conservepedia. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:32, 17 April 2011

Just like how you banned me? I'm not a n00b, or whatever other trendy internet bullshit expressions exist out there. I did plenty of good things here before (such as create International Batman is Gay Day, as well as consult How to be Funny (And Not Just Stupid), a thousand times before I was born, so sorry, it's just your opinion, not anything to do with me. Why don't you check out what I did on that other page, to see more of how I REALLY write things? -The last bloke you said "n00b" to.Clinja Pirate

Someone's got their panties in a bunch. You aren't even banned and Lollipop isn't an admin. Jackofspades (talk) 02:31, 17 April 2011
I wish I was an admin. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:32, 17 April 2011


Oh yeah, one more thing that needs to be cleared up, All that I've done here WASN'T That One thing you put up a link to, in addition to the aforementioned Batman link, I also did at least several other pages, including much of the John Goodman page, just thought I'd give out some more info/clear things up, much like Larry the Cable Guy, another Nothing has done. Can you please respond, so that we can discuss this some more? -Some guy whose panties aren't in a bunch, just trying to clear things up. I'm not even pissed, just responding to your own message. Why did you even send me a message if you didn't at least THINK that I would respond? Please fucking respond to me, a specific pointing out of what I did would be handy for some good ol' fashion feedback. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 24.17.234.42 (talk • contribs)

Please create an account, and we'll discuss this further. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:45, 17 April 2011


Hey, I already read it from that other guy, and I don't think too much of you one way or the other, just that most of what I put up, esp. in the aforementioned links, has been up for years without being taken down, or even editted more than a fucking little bit. I figured I'd point that little nugget out to you, and I won't judge you too much (at least until I get to know you a tad more), but I just figured I'd point out a few things, and set thigns straight. -Guess who? Another Canadian.

Also, I've already got an account, User:Meteo, just for yet another thing to point out, of which I've at least partially proven by now. -the Mortal Meteo Archon, still Canadian, last time he checked, anyway. HEY, LOLLIPOP, DID YOU THINK I WAS LYING??? JUST SPEAKING UP, RIGHT FUCKIN' 'ERE!!! -This (Just to show you more of who I am)) Canadian

So, I've shown you my Hey, you asked for it, Guy, I'm just giving it right there, so please please please (3) can we talk?, as well as My Other Work, so can we talk some more, if you're not going to talk, please at least communicate it to me, both plainly and comedically (You can go ahead and tell me it comedically, I'm not Politically Correct or anything, 'right 'thr...

...Panties still aren't even in a fuckin' bunch, and still (somehow) not pissed, just fairly willing to communicate, and such. -THE OTHER CANADIAN, you know, the anonymous, paranoid bloke.

For Tim Hortons (By the way, Tim Horton is a Name)

Here I am, all North American, thinking, I wish everyone could be like Canadians ((Don't know if EVERYONE should, but some people should, particularly Red Green. -Near-Omni Ed from Pee-fuck)))). They are all so nice to one another. They teach the world to sing. They filled us with joy during the last Olympiad. Now the two of you just scrapping like a Gator and a Croc (both different species, by the way -ed) that's why they're fighting, just makes me sadder than a hog in the desert. Can't you all just get along? The future of Canada depends on it. Do you think the fine folks, back in the 50s, would have started the Swiss Chalet if they knew this was how Canadians would speak to one another in the teens of two thousand? Harvey himself is probably crying into his cup of Tim Horton's coffee, and thinking of drinking a 40 (excuse me a 1.183 Liters) of Molson or Labbat. What about the children of Canada that look up to the likes of you two for leadership, and Canadianhood? Sure you both are (Couldn't go without even editting this one; from ar to are. -A Clown) ( | ) accomplished writers, and sometimes name calling is all in good fun. But when Tim Horton's fine coffee is bespoiled by the tears shed over that of fighting Canadians, someone needs to be the better man, and Canadian up and be nice. UN:ABF --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:22, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

It's whether or not the name is accurate, that and the fact that names are a basic part of language that three-year olds can get is why I (along with my penis) am not retarded enough to do, by the way, when did a name ever get used here, and since when did children decide to look up to me for leadership? They mostly only look up to me for fart jokes, and such. -Canadian Man, from Kinnikuman.

Holy shit, Americans stepping in to keep the peace. Someone take a picture. Mateo, just please sign your posts when you write on a talk page. If you don't, it's hard to tell what you wrote and what the next person did. Those 4 tildes at the end of your post helps everyone out. Also, don't edit what other people say on a talkpage; you can get yourself banned for that. Lollipop, maybe you should re-familiarize with rule #2 of this before saying stuff like this because it doesn't matter what you think of this writing or if you think he's better off elsewhere. Both of you, what the hell is this all about anyway? ~ Humbuck Talk 03:46, 17 April 2011 (UTC)

Hey, I'm part American too, and I already sign my posts, as far back as 2007, and we were chatting about my personal history. He sent me a message, and I was just replying, that's "what the hell" this is all about, if this one doesn't reach you, that's okay, I'll just post this on your talk page, just to help make me a tad more clear.

Excellent on the part-American thing (or maybe too bad?). Unfortunately, that post was unsigned: if you're logged into your account, write ~~~~ at the end of whatever you post on a talk page, and your signature will appear, along with a timestamp. Yes, it's that easy. As for how this started, I'm A) Not an admin and B) I'm not going to put in my two cents until I see for myself what happened, so I'll need a little more to go on. If you can provide a link of whatever happened in 2007 that'd be great, but I doubt you'd be able to get a hold of it quickly, so let me ask you this: Assuming the "he" you just mentioned is Lollipop, when did he send you this message? ~ Humbuck Talk 04:02, 17 April 2011 (UTC)
My wikiskills have decided it was the n00b template LP put put on the talk page that was used to make the above above unsigned comments by ipanon. But that is only a guess, but fits all the criteria. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:06, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

Tim Horton was a hockey player. He was a defenceman for the Toronto Maple Leafs and a few other teams. Hall of famer too. Died in a motorcycle accident, he had already started the donut buisness. Such a shame. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:03, 17 April 2011

Welcoming users

Please, think about what you're doing. When you welcome folks, yours is the face Uncyclopedia presents, something to try to get them to stick around and improve and generally become better users and writers and general whatnot, and something to help them through the learning. Your 'welcome' messages, however, are not exactly that welcoming, and and if you cannot back up the offer of help, then perhaps you should not be one to welcome at all. I say this because your main one is not even properly formed - you have mislinks that could cause more harm than good, as well as questionable grammar and rather misleading syntax, such as the bit about the construction template.

That said, more concerning is what you actually say, what causes me to question how welcoming you are actually being. In your main welcome message, you say, "I was too busy making articles unlike you" - What do you possibly hope to gain by calling the person you're 'welcoming' gay, and while also disregarding anything they may have written, as they often have, in a put-down that insinuates that you think they're not worth your time? That is essentially what it is, and that is what you're doing, and it serves no one.

As for your other message, no. Just no. That is not what we do here; we do not ask users to leave, no matter how problematic they are being. If it's serious, take it to an admin; they have both the experience and the means to resolve matters in a more appropriate manner. For vandals and idiots and the like in general, however, there is the {{oh dear}} template to warn them, but it is in fact more useful links than warning... and it is more often for users who are actively causing issue than ones who are simply not the best writers around, a distinction that perhaps you might want to consider making in the future. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:04, 17 April 2011

What this person said. Your drafts of these welcoming/warning templates aren't that great and more importantly the second one pretty much misses the point entirely. {{oh dear}} doesn't ask users to leave. Always give someone the benefit of the doubt, unless they are really, really disruptive - at which point they'd be banned anyway. I'm asking you to please stick to the generic templates for the time being.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 06:01 Apr 17, 2011
I'm not using the "Hello" thing anymore. It was a stupid idea. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:56, 17 April 2011
Yes, yes it was. And please don't use the other one, either, at least not until you're capable of actually making improvements with your modifications to the original. Just use {{subst:welcome}}. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:29, 17 April 2011
I have a special welcome thing. Why can't I use it? It dosen't say "go away" or anything. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:30, 17 April 2011
I know you do; that's sort of the problem. It's not so much that you can't use it, however, as that you really shouldn't in its current state. If you can fix it, and I mean really fix it so that it's well-written, helpful, and about them instead of about you, that would also be acceptable. Please pass it by me or an admin or some such before using it if you do, however. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:56, 17 April 2011
Here. Go over it with me here and we'll discuss it further. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:07, 17 April 2011
Here's my take on it. "Sorry, I was too busy making articles unlike you." If I was a new user, my first reaction would be "Well, fuck you." This post is the first thing that a new user sees and is, therefore, going to have a huge impact on whether they stay or not. I remember when Zombiebaron put the welcome plate on my talk page; I felt like I already had someone I could go to if I had a problem or a question. It felt good; I felt welcome. Your welcoming puts down the new user 3 times in the first paragraph alone. "I was too busy making articles, unlike you" not only makes a needless and derogatory joke, but also pointlessly reminds the new user that they've done nothing yet. They don't need to be told they're a n00b, they already know it and they need support, not a demeaning joke that isn't even funny. Then you throw an Uncyclopedia in-joke at them, the Russian-Reversal, that they might not understand if they haven't been reading the site very much. If you come across what you know is a joke, but don't understand it, how do you feel? Kind of dumb, right? In the first paragraph alone of your "welcoming post," you've told that the new user is dumb twice, and gay once.
The next little bit is okay. The bullets provide useful links and information. I'm not a fan of "We're all not maids you know," but it's not directly demeaning, so I'll let it slide.
The next paragraph, about what articles to write, could be useful. However, the fact that two of your four articles are "Fuck ChiefJusticeDS" and "Whining in Modern Day Hockey" kind of eliminates all credibility you have on the subject. And the fact you only have four in total puts into doubt your first claim; "I was busy writing articles unlike you." Moving on, later in this paragraph, you mention the practice of writing articles in the user space and then moving them into the main space, which is a good thing for new users to know. However, the way you phrase it is confusing, and your description of how to use the {{Construction}} template is incorrect: if a user makes an article on a user page he/she doesn't need the construction template. Only if they make something in the main space and want to make sure it doesn't get QVFD'd do they use the construction template.
The first sentence of the next paragraph can work very well, but only if you're going to follow through on what you're promising to do. If you say you'll be around for new users, you better be there if they have questions. The part about imaginary friends is, again, needless. These are new users, they're insecure, they're in a new place, trying to fit in. They don't need to be hit with jokes about who they are, no matter how harmless you might think the joke is. The reference to AAN is good, but don't refer to it as an orphanage. An orphanage has a negative connotation to it - when most people hear "orphanage," they think of dark, scummy places straight out of a Dickens' novel and we want new users to want to go to AAN.
Lastly, the final two paragraphs of the welcoming post can be completely deleted. This post is about the new user; you're there to welcome them into the community, not tell them all about yourself and what you say you do. I find it very telling that this is the longest section of the post you have here; it tells me that you're only going around to new users' talk pages and posting this message to let users know about who you are. The fact that you talk so much about yourself while welcoming other users suggests, to me at least, that putting this post up is less about welcoming new users than it is about letting new users know about you, and that isn't very welcoming at all. ~ Humbuck Talk 18:43, 17 April 2011 (UTC)
I've written much more than 4 articles. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:07, 17 April 2011
Honestly, it really doesn't matter how many articles you have written, or have had deleted, or never made it out of userspace; the fact of the matter remains that he kind of hit what is actually wrong with the thing, as well as what needs to be fixed up, square on the head, if perhaps a wee nit more bluntly than was actually required. If you want to use this message, fix what he mentions, and then fix up the grammar in general and it should be a lot better. For the grammar, at least, you can also get a proofreading from someone else if you need, though this would have to be after you resolve the other issues. Also, it'd probably work better (and be faster) if you made it into its own template, say, User:Lollipop/welcome, like the main {{welcome}} so you can just subst it directly. I can help you with this after the other issues are addressed, if you need. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:48, 17 April 2011

Island thing

Urinating fountain

I just peed on something you wrote. I apologize profusely for that.

I'll attempt to control my bladder in the future. No promises though

Here's your review. Jackofspades (talk) 04:16, 17 April 2011

What Island?

Sorry, Lollipop, I bothered to explain myself and respond when you talked to me, either you talk back to me or not, but I at least managed to communicate with college-level fucking english here, so I can at least go to the grave knowing that. Don't know how any of the Faggot stuff got started, but I didn't say dick about whether or not you WERE a fag, whether or not you ARE one, that's Not the sort of thing that can be accomplished by attacking names alone, but I'm not here to discuss that, nor do I particularly give a shit. I"m not going to talk to you much about it, but if you had explained a little more of what I typed, it would have been handy. I'm going off to do some other stuff now, but I figured I'd set things straight just one more fuckin' time, just before I leave (to look at some other web sites, then head to bed (unintentional rhyming or not - doesn't matter).

See you later (still don't know where any of this faggot shit popped up, I didn't even say anything about that.)

The lover of fine Bat-things since before '07

Meteo (not Mateo, Meteo, as in "Meteor", Japanese Pronounciation)

Sorry we got off to the wrong foot. Maybe if I make you a sig, then things may clear up. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:57, 17 April 2011

Hey, that's interesting, thanks, we'll have to move slowly, but maybe we can chat again someday. -BACK IN THE SHADOWS, or something.

There you go, do it for Canada and Pizza Pizza--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:32, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
I Am Canadian.
I Am Canadian(00:59)


--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:54, 17 April 2011

I love the video, that whole "we're a separate country thing y'all do, is a laugh riot. I have to wonder, is everyone in on the joke? What is the audience that you guys are trying to pull the wool over, and by wool, I mean beaver pelts. Although in a pinch, woodchuck pelts will do. You may be Canadian, but Guelph is pretty darn southern at 43° 33' 0" N , I was born north of that by a number greater than 0, at 44° 56' 39" N. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 18:05, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
I hope to move to the U.S. of A. soon. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:05, 17 April 2011
Bring the polar bear, we love polar bears, matey. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 19:54, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
Rocky? Sure, i'll bring him. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:47, 17 April 2011
Time is coming to whore the last couple votes for People Who Like to Fuck Naked on VFH, and I hear that a few Canadians have been seen fucking naked (rumor mill dredge), so I thought since you and the polar bear share some of the same traits, maybe you could read the page with an open mind and an open zipper. There, I've said it. Polar bear. Thanks! Aleister 10:40 18-4-'11
Rocky and I used to go on naked romps when we were young. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:53, 18 April 2011

Robots : Death for all humans

Do you really want to unleash the kind of horror and destruction able to be caused by an improperly programmed robot?

Robot Monster (1953) trailer(01:33)


For reals, for the loe all all things - just say no --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:54, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

If the ronot is going to randomly pick up kids, then I will make a bot. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:10, 19 April 2011

Life story

HAHAHA!! I really liked your life story. Congratulations for winning the prestigious "Maniac of the Month Award"! Looking forward to more hamburger-favored lollipops. Mattsnow (talk) 23:21, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't win it, Mimo did. And how do you know about hamburger lollipops? You're not a sockpuppet, are you? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:37, 20 April 2011
What? I went to your shop and saw the flavor. Paranoid much? lol Mattsnow (talk) 23:53, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
Okay, good. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:57, 20 April 2011
I am at present writing User:Mattsnow/Heaven's Gate, feel free to go look at it fellow Canadian! And you, are you in the process of writing something? I feel you need a hot-dog flavored lollipop. I wonder how you do to edit those templates. (Still learning) Mattsnow (talk) 00:30, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
For font colors go <font color=red>, if you want red. For template backgrounds i'll show you later. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:45, 22 April 2011
No, that is not how one changes the colour of the text... get with the times, man. <span style="color:red;"> - that's actually compatible across browsers. Unless they suck. But in that case you're doomed anyway. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:43, 22 April 2011
That's the other way. I only use span style sometimes. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:44, 22 April 2011
The font tag doesn't work on newer browsers. It's deprecated, and it has been for years; please don't use it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:54, 22 April 2011
I use both Mozilla Firefox and Internet Explorer. It works there. But I use span style sometimes. I'm an old style Uncyclopedian and this is how I roll. I'm as old as you, in fact. I've been hanging around here as an IP since June 2010. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:01, 22 April 2011
Continuing to use stuff according to old standards is all well and fine when it's only for yourself, but in a medium such as hypertext tht displays for everything, you're just helping force developers to keep supporting pointless excess redundant code. At very least don't encourage others to do that as well; they are not the same code and not the same functionality. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:55, 22 April 2011

User:Lollipop/UnNews:Boy loses his toy boat

Sorry, this one has nothing. Not based on any real news, topic wouldn't be news, only marginally reads like news, and is not funny, just a little quaint. Please try again. Spıke ¬ 11:10 22-Apr-11

It was supposed to be satire, but I wasn't kind of thinking about what I was typing. Thanks for your consideration, i'll try again. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:06, 22 April 2011
I thought it was adorable. I got it immediately. But it does not fit the format of UnNews. But we could think of launching UnWeeklyReader - I am not being condescending here. I liked the story, just would never know where to put it. Put it on your blog, tweet the heck out of it, maybe it will go viral. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:31, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
That brings an idea. Kev, meet me on your talkpage, I have an idea. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:32, 22 April 2011
I added stuff to it. I hope you like it. What do you think? It is a great concept. It just needed some jokes. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:20, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks man. Because you did that for me, I give you a lollipop. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:30, 22 April 2011
I want a hamburger flavored one! Did you really like the adds? If so, happy to help! Tell me anytime you want me to check your work. The boat thing was well written to begin with. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:39, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
And maybe keep the snowflake the way it is, it's just that "Mattsnow" is fading in the white backgound. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:41, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Enjoy your lollipop. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:42, 22 April 2011
Nomnomnom... Hmm it tasted great! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:09, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

That UnSignposty thing

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:18, 21 April 2011

Hello!! I'm back!!!!

You miss me?? I've got out of the belly of a Grue. And in fact, I'm here to stay, after I fix up my userpage. Tell Trar I got off the punishment early. Have you finished 2012 II yet?? I've still got loads I'd like to add. Anyway, could you add me to Twenty stories of Banned Users?? Thank you. (・∀・) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 15:47, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

First of all, why were you fooling around with vandal socks. Stupid, stupid, stupid... --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:05, 22 April 2011
There are many, many, complex reasons as to why one would do that.... But I beg for forgiveness. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:47, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Hi, and welcome back. I would like to know the reasons too, not for critical reasons, just curious. Socks, I can see, and do on most dates, but the vandal part interests me. You are like a researcher who can tell us plenty of tips about vandals, like hiring a safecracker to protect safes. Thanks, and have fun here again! Aleister 16:52 22-4-'11
Well, ED is gone so we won't have any of that shit. Plus, we've gained a ton of users here because of ED closing. Buisness is getting better! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:02, 22 April 2011
Erm, no it is not. There are countless mirror sites, one of the most popular (and the one I prefer) being http://encyclopediadramatica.ch (NSFW). Just you google search "Encyclopedia Dramatica" and there are at least 100 mirror sites available for your pleasure. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:09, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Durrr...don't edit conflict me to make a stupid thing nobody will see! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:11, 22 April 2011
And what where you going to write of that?? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:12, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
That we have a former EDian in the section above named Mattsnow. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:14, 22 April 2011
Well that's nice to know, that I'm not a fucking OUTCAST because of it. Do you like Encyclopedia Dramatica, BTW?? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:17, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
No. I was happy to see it go. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:32, 22 April 2011
Yes, but what replaced it was even worse. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:35, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
I vomited for an hour straight after seeing a picture of Girlvinyl's ugly ass. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:35, 22 April 2011
LOL, Lollipop, you still have not posed pics of your red hot girlfriend! :P And don't forget, those pics were taken before she ate herself to whale-status! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:40, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
Says you, I'm the sort of person who finds goatse erotic. Yes, I am a sick fuck. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:40, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
I find goatse erotic? I don't that's disgusting. Maybe you should of been banned infinite. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:42, 22 April 2011
I said I was the one who found goatse a nice little image. Quick change of topic, have you finished OTR yet?? Just saying. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:47, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Not finished yet. How's 2012 II coming now? Aren't you going to finish it? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:48, 22 April 2011
No, if I had the time it would be finished by now, But....

2012 II, The ACTUAL video game

Since Monday this week, I have been working for 2 hours a day on one thing: 2012: The Game. What? I hear you cry, but I own a Commodore 64, and I know BASIC. But I decided to make an actual Text-based adventure game based off of my favourite Uncyclopedia game. It is around 42% finished and is called "PA-22.bas". Are you surprised?? I've put a lot of effort into making it work. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:55, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

PA-22.bas? Huh? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:13, 22 April 2011
Wouldn't it have been easier to call it 2013, The actual video game? --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 18:17, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Well, I went to the intense effort to write an IF, you should just appreciate it. Also, "PA-22.bas" was the longest filename the C64 would let me have. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 18:20, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
How about "2011: The Ban Another n00b game". --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:29, 22 April 2011
Why are you obsessed with my untimely demise?? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 18:31, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
This conversation is over. Please leave the room. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:56, 22 April 2011
Conversation over what?? Where not really talking about anything. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:00, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Exactly. Shoo! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:02, 22 April 2011

One more thing

Could you please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Fix {{2012 II map}} ??????? I'm trying to do it in the vein of this, but the ASCII graphics are all wrong. Could you get yourself or Magic man to fix all the different faults in the visual graphics?? Please please help. Thank you. - 20:06, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

I'll be making a one with better graphics. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:04, 22 April 2011
I was thinking of it maybe looking not looking very ugly, along with the centering issues fixed. Colour, perhaps?? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 10:53, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
Colours... Yum... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 16:04, 26 April, 2011 (UTC)

Big Book of Lollipop Stories

I am not sure if this counts as Vanity or not, since IU started it of my own ideas.
Big Book of Lollipop Stories I figured you could put your original work there, and it would like the works of Faulkner only sweeter--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:49, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, it does count as vanity.
But so does this. Keep it around!! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:58, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, the page already exists. Thanks though. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:03, 22 April 2011

My project is for the stories that don't make the cut. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 23:08, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
I include all my works in the Bibliography, including the ones that never made the cut. The Simpsteins, For Better or For Worse, to name a few. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:11, 22 April 2011
I am a big fan. The difference between mine and yours is mine is more an anthology. One massive collection of what (this editor) feels is the cream of the crop. But, I did redirect the old mainspace article name to your bibliography. After consideration this afternoon, I had moved it to my Userspace, as something to work on over time. I am not sure if you noticed it was in my userspace when you made the redirect. I just reverted it, but apparently that set off the wiki bells. I was just an observer. If you need an extra 20 minutes, I have some available after 3am. I know that is late, but from 3:15 - 3:35, I will be elsewhere, and you can use that time of mine if you like. ps,, did you notice the new name of Encyclopedia Dramatic is suspiciously like the national anthem of Canada? It screams for an unTune. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:01, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

I'm intrigued...

You got a half feature, eh? Not bad. Which was it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:04, 23 April 2011

It should be a quarter feature...but Fuck ChiefjusticeDS. It should be a quarter feature, as I said before. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:25, 23 April 2011
I hate to say this, but that really doesn't count - what you supplied was a title, which is something, but also exactly what UN:REQ and UnNews Minitrue do - people suggest titles, and others implement them, and those do not count for this, either. Think about it, though - if all of those people did get quarter credits for titles that went on to become features, as well as all of the people who suggested titles in Happymonkey's dealies for articles that went on to get features, and everyone who suggested that someone else write an article, just in general, that would be completely silly. Keeping track of it and verifying them would be near impossible, never mind the fact that coming up with a title and implementing an article to go with said title are two entirely different things, as are writing something related to a topic and implementing it well. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:36, 23 April 2011
So that means I still have no features. That's not fair. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:00, 23 April 2011
I'm sorry. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:14, 23 April 2011
Why don't you write an article about Horseradish? I can already see that as a future feature. --Black Flamingo 11:05, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, horseradish. Easily a feature. Aleister 11:15 23-4-'11
p.s. There's already a horseradish page, so you'd have to do a twist on the theme name, but still, horseradish.
Or rewrite it, since it's pretty bad. --Black Flamingo 11:25, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
Whatever happened to those Charlie Brown Christmas templates saying "it's not such a bad little article, it needs some love..." Do we still use these? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 15:20, 23 April 2011
I have one on my page The Green Hornet --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:52, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
Oh. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:58, 23 April 2011
Horseradish dosen't seem like a good feature. How about Debbie Reynolds? There's no article on that yet. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:03, 23 April 2011

An Eggie Drive By

Egg48 YarnBall I have a lot of friends here! Where we chill My blog 17:31, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

I like eggies. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:53, 23 April 2011
I like that very much!! Thank you!! YarnBall I have a lot of friends here! Where we chill My blog 18:00, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
I found that a few years back. Funny and cute comics. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:02, 23 April 2011

How many games have you made??

I just discovered this, like what?? Where did this come from??? what's this have to do with anything. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:37, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
It's a new Beatles game I am working on. If you know a lot about the Beatles, you can help too. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:08, 23 April 2011
Y'know, I used to actually live just over half a mile away from John Lennon's childhood house. Luckily I live somewhere safer, as the area is literally Chav-infested. It was called "manlove avenue". You can't make this shit up!! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:13, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

uqysu

So, you're the punk who's angry with me, huh? Okay. Let's talk then. My name is pronounced "mee-mo". --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:02, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

Oh. Funny, when I first came here I thought it was 'Miro'. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:49, 24 April 2011
Aha! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:14, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
I thought the username was pronounced as "mye-moe and mackzus". - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 14:37, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
Later on, I thought that, too. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 14:58, 25 April 2011

Sig

Thanks for the change, Lollipop! It looks great! I just put my first article on mainspace: HowTo:Become an Assassin Will you resubmit your boat Unnews? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:42, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

Sure, why not. I'll change the picture too, as the current one seems a bit blank. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:32, 25 April 2011
Cool! Hope you had a great Easter. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:01, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, you too. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:05, 25 April 2011

You might find this helpful

http://webdesign.about.com/od/htmltags/a/bltags_deprctag.htm  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 19:45 Apr 25, 2011

Thanks, Skully. I'm using span style from now on (although font is easier for me). --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:48, 25 April 2011
Easier and completely wrong. Before I fixed that other guy's sig, it didn't even show up as a different font for me.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 19:53 Apr 25, 2011
Thanks. I'm editing my sig now. And I think i've figured how to make a bot, let's see if it works. If not, you can ban it. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:04, 25 April 2011

I'm not really back, but...

Hi anyways. --HM (T) 20:19, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

Hi. I'm that guy you put on Ban Patrol. Oh, how do we grow up so fast, us ex-vandals. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:20, 25 April 2011

Unquotable:The Beatles

And on the Unquotables, don't use the {{Quote}} thing except for top forequotes and make it look like other Unquotable pages. And write a summary of the band on the top. I fixed it up a bit. Use mine and others as examples. Thanks.--JokerhatRespond 20:55, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

I've often used {{Q}} for a "frontispiece" quote at the start of an individual section of a mainspace article. Don't know anything about the Unquotable: namespace, though. Spıke ¬ 23:54 25-Apr-11
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Our friend Jokerman has come a long way, you know when a n00b has progressed when they are startng to give orders. Oh, and by the way, Spike, go get my laundry. And Jokerman run to McDonalds and get me a McMini and a Coke. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:48, 26 April 2011
To use a recurring phrase I issue to UnNews authors: What am I, your mother? Spıke ¬ 00:49 26-Apr-11
No, you're pop. Let's go play catch in the yard. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:50, 26 April 2011
Giving orders? They were merely suggestions on fixing to the Unquotable style so these guys wouldn't explode. Here's your heart attack food. But seriously, follow the Unquotable guide. I did. I learned to follow guides the hard way from writing UnNews. Now back to work on our HowTo I go.--JokerhatRespond 00:55, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
Yes. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:24, 26 April 2011

File:Sucked dry.png

File:Sucked dry.png, I figured you could find a use for this, I saw it today and thought of you. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:51, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Gladly. I like finding new homes for unwanted pictures. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:43, 26 April 2011

HAHAHAHA

THE MALE VERSION OF ZANA DARK?HAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAA HAHAHAAAA AHHAHAHA AHA HAAAAAAAHAHAHA --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 21:54, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

The male version of a faggot? AHAHAHAHA!! Oh wait, you are male, I forgot. Faggot. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:08, 26 April 2011
Uh? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 22:12, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
Heh... --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:26, 26 April 2011
Oooh... --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 22:27, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
Uh? Heh? Oooh? Are you guys high? Again?!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 15:02, 27 April, 2011 (UTC)
Zana Dark?? who'd be that? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:34, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
Zana Dark. --Tophat headless 17:50, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
Zana Dark is one of Uncyclopedia's best writers and she is most definitely a woman. Mock not young Noobs! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:58, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
Am I feeling a flirt with Romartus and Zana Dark? P.S. Lollipop, U NEVER HAD A HALF-FEATURED ARTICLE. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:08, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
I never did, Lyrithya and I went over that. And you (notice I am not saying 'u' as in internet speak) never had a life. And as I am typing this, yes, I am high. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:43, 28 April 2011
I have featured HowTo and Why? (Damn I`m rich). Do you, mr. M&m (is the spelling right?) have any? I remember when you once said that you don`t have any featured article. Whatabout now? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:08, 28 April, 2011 (UTC)
I want a feature on my birthday. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:16, 28 April 2011
Yes mr.smart cat I have a featured Why. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig HcsmFssmQmsmBevanz provided the images 23:49, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, like that was anything big. Why? Because. Hahahahahahahahaha. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:19, 29 April 2011
Oh, and Mimo, be jealous of my awesome timestamp. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:19, 29 April 2011
o_o --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 09:34, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Lollipop!!

Montreal just got eliminated from the play-offs :(. I know Toronto and Ottawa are not in it. Are you a hockey fan? Are you rooting for a team? By the way, one of the articles I wrote has been nominated for featuring! Heaven's Gate. Also, you would be incredibly cool if you could harmonize the colors of the snowflake on my sig with the name. (the name color is the right one to transfer on that snowflake) I hope you can teach me one day, for exemple, how did you fit that snowflake in there? I hope you are not angry I stole your template for the user page, I added more entries on mine. Did you see me defend your ass on that thread you started about your side project? I hope the guy was kidding. I hope this message finds you not too high to answer! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:19, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

(Copypasta from what I wrote on Aleister's page) LOL!!! I just happened to leave a message on Aleister page, scrolled down because I saw a Lollipop post and catch the "maybe even Mattsnow" line! Lollipop, don't be afraid to ask me for help my friend. Anytime, I'm on almost everyday since I work almost everyday. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:55, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
My favourite team is the Ottawa Senators, don't laugh. But I really wasn't that much of a hockey fan growing up. And you can help out with HowTo:Get Featured on YouTube. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:15, 28 April 2011
I think they were not that good this year eh? Anyhow, I'll help out on the article when I have time. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:37, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, okay. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:38, 28 April 2011
I added some viral videos for you to develop. That is a great concept idea you've got there bro :) Sggestion: Maybe add a ==Exemples of popular posters==? There could be Shaycarl, Alex Jones, Schmoyo, Chris Crocker and others, Waddya think? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:41, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Shane Dawson. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:41, 28 April 2011
TheYoungTurks (channel). Powerthirst (video) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:56, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

You could make a joke or 2 that people trying to make a video themselves (actually worked for it) are always getting thumbs down, while people who just take part of a TV program and post it always get thumbs up and good comments. Those are simply ideas I'm throwing out. I like to throw things. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:56, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

Smile

You always make me smile, even when you aren't trying. It is obvious you have big dreams and bigger plans, and the can-do spirit to try try try harder. I am giving you this as a small token of my appreciation, but not in a gay way. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:36, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Goldgluden Kevillips has awarded you a Goldgluden!
Now buy youself something pretty.
PS The GoldGluden is the name of the coin in the award. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:36, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:20, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Was this an authorized dilivery user:Fnoodle? Just asking, because I know that something ain't right in Kansasda--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:03, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
Course it was. I go to here to pick up the weekly news. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:08, 29 April 2011
None of my bees wax, where you get your Unsignpost, I withdraw my question--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:23, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

My sig

Mr. L, could you please give my sig new colours? Please dont change the sig, but i could use two new colours! I have faith in you. PS your future kings wedding is tomorrow. Good luck! --ShabiDOO 02:50, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

Our election is on my birthday. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:07, 30 April 2011
Oh my oh my. Who is the new mayor of Canada going to be. Ive been following the campaign on CBC, lost of shocking twists and turns man!!! So are you thinking about the colours? I know you will pick smashingly great ones!!!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 01:21, April 30, 2011 (UTC) p.s. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOLIPOP in Advance. Ill set you up with a cool surprise that day okis? --ShabiDOO 01:21, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
Great idea, Shabber. Nice of you to come back to Lolliversity (formely known as Maniac Mills University), the place that got you started. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:28, 30 April 2011
Yes, im going to pretend i understand that :) And also, eagerly waiting you to edit my sig and choose two new wonderful colours. But ofcourse, only when inspiration has hit you well! Which, if before i fall asleap would be great, cause the eagerness is eating me from the inside out --ShabiDOO 01:32, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
That's it! You're taking too long Lollipop! I'm gonna do it! --Tophat headless 01:53, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
I changed it to a better idea. You're welcome, Shabbie. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:13, 30 April 2011
Eh... sod off... --Tophat headless 02:16, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
You don't make magic sigs. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:17, 30 April 2011
Middle finger christ
--Tophat headless 02:25, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
Aye. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:10, 30 April 2011

Good ol' transparency

I love it. --Chupa chups(talk) 00:48, 1 May 2011

Your signature is too tall. Please make it shorter. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:05, 1 May 2011
You have a tendency to be a bugger, don't you? Grrr... --Chupa chups(talk) 01:06, 1 May 2011
I pride myself. It's still a little big, though... one less pixel, please? For me? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:20, 1 May 2011
Only on one condition. Nom your favourite article I wrote for VFD VFH. --Chupa chups(talk) 01:36, 1 May 2011
I did. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:43, 1 May 2011
I'm checking right now, if you did, then i'll move it down 2 pixels. --Chupa chups(talk) 01:46, 1 May 2011
I meant VFH. Oh shit. --Chupa chups(talk) 01:47, 1 May 2011
But seriously, please just change it. We made the maximum height greater to be more accommodating, but that also means it's more important to actually heed it, as treating a smaller number fuzzily has less impact. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:53, 1 May 2011
I did. --Chupa chups(talk) 02:15, 1 May 2011
Oh, looks like you tried, but it didn't actually do anything... ratio too large.
There, that should do it. Thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:21, 1 May 2011
No, thank you. Now nom me an article for VFH. --Chupa chups(talk) 02:22, 1 May 2011
I will not bargain favours over heeding policies that exist for good reason, sorry. I'll be frank with you, however - as far as I'm concerned, bargaining for such things is perhaps even more distasteful than the most blatant of what we generally consider whoring - if a person finds something good, they should vote, not if the author does something unrelated in exchange. If you ever do manage to write an article that does seem to me to be appropriate for featuring, however, I will not hesitate to nominate it, but currently none of yours come close. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:00, 1 May 2011
So you're saying i'm not a good writer at all, or you're saying that I need to reread HTBFANJS? --Chupa chups(talk) 17:57, 1 May 2011
I'm saying exactly what I said, which actually has surprisingly little to do with your apparent inability to stick to a concept through the body of an article, although if you want advice, if you do come up with and stick to a concept when writing, it helps the article immensely. More to the point, however, I don't like whoring. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:56, 2 May 2011

Your request to RC

I'd gladly vouch for you to get rollback, you deserve it --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:13, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

I mgith have to wait longer to be an admin. But rollback is right for me. Thanks. --Chupa chups(talk) 02:15, 1 May 2011
Yeah. Like when the rest of us are all dead in a tragic accident. Or if the 'a', 'g', 'i', 'n', 's', and 't' keys stopped working on all the admins' keyboards. Or if you turned out to be competent in some shocking twist.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 03:14 May 01, 2011
Or if a virus comes and wrecks your computers. --Chupa chups(talk) 03:18, 1 May 2011

Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows

Hello, comrade! It would mean a lot to me if you would go read my article. And if you really like it, maybe vote for it? But again, not unless you really like it. Thanks, comrade. --Tophat headless 04:59, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

Sure thing, comrade. Good luck on the feature. --Chupa chups(talk) 15:33, 1 May 2011
Thanks, comrade! --Tophat headless 17:51, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
No problem. --Chupa chups(talk) 17:54, 1 May 2011
By the way, when's your birthday? --Tophat headless 17:55, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
Tomorrow, May 2nd. --Chupa chups(talk) 19:13, 1 May 2011
I see... I promise I'll wish you a happy birthday tomorrow. --Tophat headless 19:16, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
On Uncyclopedia, it's tomorrow in 5 hours. I'll be ready to make a forum like Mimo did. --Chupa chups(talk) 19:30, 1 May 2011
Blah, blah, blah. Magic man and Lollipop. The best friends. Pff. I am angry. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:32, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
We'd be best friends too. If you returned my calls. We already have a new Ungang, Me, Magic, Kev, Frosty, Aleister, Shabber, and Mattsnow. Remind me if I am forgetting anybody in the new gang. --Chupa chups(talk) 19:35, 1 May 2011

Happy Birthday!!!

Yay. I tried to post on your forum page, but it was huffed, and then you got banned (wtf)!! But use the time to celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music. Happy Birthday again!!! Aleister 1:36 2-5-'11

Dear Chupa Chup, happy birthday. Also, big changes are likely to start happening to your body. Your voice may deepen, after it cracks a bit here and there. Your armpits may start to get stinky like a dock worker in Guatemala. Your down there place may start doing things, on its own. This is all normal. It's just part of growing up. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:44, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
Happy birthday in advance, fellow Canadian! What did you do to get banned this time? I hope we can work on your Youtube article as a collab, what do you think? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:06, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
HAPPY GOD DAMN BIRTHDAY! UGH! EVERYTHING GOES SO BAD IN MY LIFE. I AM SO SAD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN. WHERE'S THE FORUM YOU WERE PLANING TO MAKE? GIVE A FUCKING LINK. P.S. CHECK WHICH SIG AM I USING. YOU MIGHT NOT BE THE MALE ZANA DARK BUT YOU SURE ARE A VERY GOOD COPY OF ME, MIMO&MAXUS. LUCKY GUY. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:58, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

nfrt

You are the guy who said I am only eight. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:02, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

You're the guy who...uh... --Chupa chups(talk) 23:13, 2 May 2011

Mr Name Changer

I am getting a bit dizzy with your constant name changing. How long will this be your new handle? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:15, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't change my name. I just changed my sig. Why does everyone think I changed my name? --Chupa chups(talk) 22:22, 2 May 2011
I thought so because your sig does not say Lollipop, and your top of talk page does not say Lollipop, and your user page for a while did not say Lollipop. Like how Peachess user name is whyamidoingthis I thought maybe you were keeping the lollipop user name but signing on as chupa chups.
Happy birthday, for your Birthday we had someone killed. That's more lasting than a feature, don't you think? --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:59, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
No, no, I went for a rebrand. But i'm obviously still Lollipop. I may do a Tootsie Pop rebrand some time in the summer. Or a slurpee rebrand. --Chupa chups(talk) 23:12, 2 May 2011
For the record, the 1, 2, 3, crack is a reference to a vintage tootsie pop comercial
Tootsie Pop Commerical(00:36)
--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 23:27, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
I got kind of tired of that sig I carried for 4 months, the purple one. And yeah, I always liked having a small tootsie roll in the deep centre of a lollipop. --Chupa chups(talk) 23:30, 2 May 2011
Over 9000 licks(00:18)
--Tophat headless 00:06, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
This Lollifest is going well. --Chupa chups(talk) 00:08, 3 May 2011

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapy mega awsome birthday Lolipop. That surprise I had in store, I wasnt able to pull it off unfortunately, my hands were a little tied (shifty eyes). But in any case, the surprise will be comming soon okay and hopefuly will be even cooler! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! --ShabiDOO 02:01, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Happy birthday, ya old lug!

File-Lollipopbirthdaycard(nopenis)

--Tophat headless 02:26, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha, magic man, you put our birthday wishes to shame ;) ;) ;) --ShabiDOO 02:56, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
Good job to syndrome as well. Jackofspades (talk) 03:03, 3 May 2011
Thanks, guys! --Tophat headless 16:10, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
And this is what Syndrome had to say on the subject:
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--Tophat headless 16:21, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Just sayin'

I just wanted to drop by here to say goobergoober bugs and boogers, flippity floppity flagpole flamers, gloppity ploopity leaksity tropwowths. Aleister 3:14 3-5-'11

Who mixed up the little bottles in the medicine cabinet again? Symbol for vote For. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:16, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
I should give him some shrooms. Maybe then he'll go on IRC. --Chupa chups(talk) 22:38, 4 May 2011

Eh, Fellahs

Big hangover from Harper winning election and from big birthday party. Thanks for the card. --Chupa chups(talk) 00:31, 4 May 2011

Hangover? YOU'RE ONLY EIGHTEEN!! Bad Lollipop! Bad Lollipop! --Tophat headless 03:43, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Aye, beer is not as good as I thought it would be. I have some cousins in Ottawa that flew me there on a plane and it was a really screwed up party. Got home at 6 P.M. --Chupa chups(talk) 03:45, 4 May 2011
Really? Because six PM's not that late. --Tophat headless 03:47, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
No, I stayedd overnight in Ottawa, and my cousins and I were tired, so we left for Guelph at around 4:30.--Chupa chups(talk) 03:49, 4 May 2011
I see... but you still shouldn't be drinking at your age. --Tophat headless 03:50, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
The drinking law in Ottawa is 18. --Chupa chups(talk) 03:51, 4 May 2011
Where I live the you can drink NA (non alcoholic) beer at eighteen, but not real beer 'till you're twenty-one. --Tophat headless 03:58, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
And where must that be (by the way, in Guelph the law is 19, that's why we went to Ottawa). --Chupa chups(talk) 21:16, 4 May 2011
Lolipop...glad you had a great birthday and congradulations for the election. Canadas Mayor will lead well...now that he can do anything he wants. The seven corporations i own in canada can now grow now that I will pay no more corporate taxes. Its win win for Canadians and ethnics :) :) :) Now what to do with the savings? Any suggestions?--ShabiDOO 21:29, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Go to Barbados. Oh, and go to Canada's Wonderland, it opens this weekend. And the elections for sheriff of Ontario is coming up. --Chupa chups(talk) 21:44, 4 May 2011
Lollipop, I live on Mars. Didn't you read my birthday card?!? --Tophat headless 22:33, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
I thought dead people go to heaven. --Chupa chups(talk) 22:37, 4 May 2011
I'm not dead, I'm just a Master of Disguise; no one's found me yet. --Tophat headless 22:41, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
No...dead people get into heaven. P.S. magic man I meant to link the article to cats even more times. Ill have to link as many more as possible :) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)
Please sign your edits on talk pages at all times. --Chupa chups(talk) 23:06, 4 May 2011
I think I got my first hangover at fourteen lol Good to see you had fun! Did you feel magically growing responsible and mature enough to do all the stuff you couldn't do before? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:21, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Luckily you have drinking laws at 18. Home at Guelph, the age is 19. That' why I went to Ottawa. --Chupa chups(talk) 23:31, 4 May 2011
Man...not being able to drink in a bar is Uber unfair. I mean, its like Uber sick. Thats some sick uberness. What uber nonsense this whole government control is all like. Stick it to the man lolipop and get your uberfreak on :) :)--ShabiDOO 23:43, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Being uberlicious got me banned for 10 minutes. --Chupa chups(talk) 23:46, 4 May 2011
Here the legal drinking age is 18... days old. Babies have gin mixed in their nursing bottles. Love your new sig, you should stick with it, bro! :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:49, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
I should create a bot soon. --Chupa chups(talk) 23:51, 4 May 2011
OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UBER NO UBER NO NO NO NO DOOOOOOOONT CREATE A BOT LOLI NO N NO!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH UBER PLEASE UBER PLEASE!!! --ShabiDOO 00:10, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
It's name will be CANUCK (because 'Canuck' was already taken). --Chupa chups(talk) 00:19, 5 May 2011

You're my bud on here also bro! So you were rooting for Harper? I was rooting for the Bloc Québécois, but the party was pulverized! That was pitiful. I'm just afraid that the Afghan war will go on forever now that Harper is majoritary. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:53, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Nah, Layton the Creighton ruined it for you guys. I hate Jack Layton too. Grouchy old bum. --Chupa chups(talk) 21:10, 5 May 2011
That damn Layton, what a dick head. What politician in their right mind would try to pull retired people out of poverty and get people into surgery rooms before they die. What a tyrannical dictator. HANG HIM! HANG HIM! My lord, what a total utter jerk face. Lets write an article about how he almost pulled a fast one over you guys with that whole poverty/healthcare thing! Zheeesh :) --ShabiDOO 21:15, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
He has prostate cancer apparently. Let's just wait for him to die. --Chupa chups(talk) 21:21, 5 May 2011
You should see the retardedness of the people from the NDP we elected here! Some did not even campaign, one was in Las Vegas for the whole campaign, some never even went to their counties in their lives! I don't agree with Harper, but I can't believe how much Quebec people voted like idiots! On anothe subject, should we call you Chupa Chups now, Lollichups? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:15, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
Call me either Lollipop, Lolli, Chup, Chupa, or Chuppie. Either is fine. --Chupa chups(talk) 21:12, 6 May 2011

Signpost Un

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 5 May 2011

IDK

“If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.”
~ Oscar Wilde

--JokerhatRespond 16:59, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

Which article did you get that from. Or is that a real quote? --Chupa chups(talk) 21:13, 6 May 2011
Unlike most of the Wilde quotes on Uncyc, this is real.--JokerhatRespond 01:22, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
Oscar Wilde quotes became old in 2007. --Chupa chups(talk) 01:58, 7 May 2011
Prior to coming here, I never heard of that guy. I was like who in the hell is this guy? He's quoted everywhere lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:39, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
You've never heard of Oscar Wilde? He was an Irish poet and playwright. Sadly he died in 1900 at the age of 46, then was reincarnated in 2005 to become CEO of Unmeta. --Chupa chups(talk) 16:54, 7 May 2011

No.

I've come here to tell you that I won't add another section to your talk page. I refuse to be intimidated by your threats. So ha. Ha ha ha... --Tophat headless 17:32, May 8, 2011 (UTC)

You just did. FAIL. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:33, 8 May 2011
Yes, I'm aware. It's called irony, dear. Look it up. --Tophat headless 17:37, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Why do you call me dear? Anyway, my article is on VFH, and it'd be splendid if you'd nom it. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:39, 8 May 2011
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