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== Month Two begins ==
   
== Pop the popcorn ==
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Since Maniac mcpee became Lollipop, it has already been a month. I will celebrate by participating in the Dr. Skullthumper writing contest. I like Skully. He's a good admin. Him and Leddy should both get awards for quietest admins. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 14:29, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
   
It's month three, and I celebrate by getting banned for 5 years from Conservepedia. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 01:32, 17 April 2011 </span>
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== I peed ==
   
Just like how you banned me? I'm not a n00b, or whatever other trendy internet bullshit expressions exist out there. I did plenty of good things here before (such as create [[International Batman is Gay Day]], as well as consult How to be Funny (And Not Just Stupid), a thousand times before I was born, so sorry, it's just your opinion, not anything to do with me. Why don't you check out what I did on that other page, to see more of how I REALLY write things? -The last bloke you said "n00b" to.[[Paranoid|Clinja Pirate]]
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Hey Lollipop. I wrote the [[Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/On the Run Chatroom|review]] for you. Before you start throwing rotten lollipops at me, make sure you understand everything I've said. Thanks! --{{User:BobNewbie/sig}} 15:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
:Someone's got their panties in a bunch. You aren't even banned and Lollipop isn't an admin. {{User:JackOfSpades/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:#000;">02:31, 17 April 2011 </span>
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:Thanks. It's more of just a bonus feature to On the Run, and I will try to do what you suggested. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 15:23, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
::I wish I was an admin. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 02:32, 17 April 2011 </span>
 
   
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::Cool. Do you mind me helping out? --{{User:BobNewbie/sig}} 15:25, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
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:::Sure. Always good to help a newbie. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 15:27, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
   
Oh yeah, one more thing that needs to be cleared up, All that I've done here WASN'T [[Nothing|That One thing you put up a link to]], in addition to the aforementioned [[Batman]] link, I also did at least several other pages, including much of the [[John Goodman]] page, just thought I'd give out some more info/clear things up, much like [[Larry the Cable Guy]], another [[Comedian|Nothing]] has done. Can you please respond, so that we can discuss this some more? -Some guy whose panties aren't in a bunch, just trying to clear things up. I'm not even pissed, just responding to your own message. Why did you even send me a message if you didn't at least THINK that I would respond? Please fucking respond to me, a specific pointing out of what I did would be handy for some good ol' fashion feedback. {{unsigned|24.17.234.42}}
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::::Okay, first I'll make an image for your article. Does "ON THE CHATROOM" sound good? --{{User:BobNewbie/sig}} 15:31, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
:Please create an account, and we'll discuss this further. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 02:45, 17 April 2011 </span>
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:::::I'm making the image. There has to be a certain font, like all the other stuff, like menu. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 15:32, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
 
   
Hey, I already read it from [[that other guy]], and I don't think too much of you one way or the other, just that most of what I put up, esp. in the aforementioned links, has been up for years without being taken down, or even editted more than a fucking little bit. I figured I'd point that little nugget out to you, and I won't judge you too much (at least until I get to know you a tad more), but I just figured I'd point out a few things, and set thigns straight. -Guess who? Another Canadian.
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::::::Cool then. I'll add some stuff I have in mind later, but for now I'll let you fix it up how you want to. Remember, I'm always<ref>Not always.</ref> available! --{{User:BobNewbie/sig}} 15:35, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
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Also, I've already got an account, [[User:Meteo]], just for yet another thing to point out, of which I've at least partially proven by now. -the Mortal Meteo Archon, still Canadian, last time he checked, anyway.
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That's...nice. Also, thanks Spike! You'd make a great admin. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 15:51, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
HEY, LOLLIPOP, DID YOU THINK I WAS LYING??? JUST SPEAKING UP, RIGHT FUCKIN' 'ERE!!! -This (Just to show you more of who I am)) Canadian
 
   
So, I've shown you my [[User Page|Hey, you asked for it, Guy, I'm just giving it right there, so please please please (3) can we talk?]], as well as [[International Batman is Gay Day|My Other Work]], so can we talk some more, if you're not going to talk, please at least communicate it to me, both plainly and comedically (You can go ahead and tell me it comedically, I'm not [[Politically Correct]] or anything, 'right 'thr...
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::Lol Lollipop I didn't request you to upload the image; I told you it would help '''your''' article. =P --{{User:BobNewbie/sig}} 16:11, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
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:::Misspelled your your, wrong your, you put you're instead of your. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 16:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
   
...Panties still aren't even in a fuckin' bunch, and still (somehow) not pissed, just fairly willing to communicate, and such. -THE OTHER [[comedian|CANADIAN]], you know, the anonymous, paranoid bloke.
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::::You have no proof. --{{User:BobNewbie/sig}} 16:36, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::Yes I do. I have the history. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 16:45, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
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::::::[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Lollipop&oldid=5024582 Here it is]. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 16:47, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
   
== For Tim Hortons (By the way, [[Tim Horton]] is a [[Language|Name]]) ==
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:::::::Yeah, thats ''so'' convincing. --{{User:BobNewbie/sig}} 16:52, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
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::::::::It actually is. Every edit to a page has been recorded in page history. For every article, userpage, talkpage...just click the 'view history' tab. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 17:06, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
   
Here I am, all North American, thinking, I wish everyone could be like Canadians <font color=Red><small> ((Don't know if EVERYONE should, but some people should, particularly [[Red Green]]. -Near-Omni Ed from Pee-fuck))))</small></Font>. They are all so nice to one another. They teach the world to sing. They filled us with joy during the last Olympiad. Now the two of you just scrapping like a Gator and a Croc <small><font color=red>(both different species, by the way -ed)</font> <font color=blue> that's why they're fighting</font></small>, just makes me sadder than a hog in the desert. ''Can't you all just get along?'' The future of Canada depends on it. Do you think the fine folks, back in the 50s, would have started the Swiss Chalet if they knew this was how Canadians would speak to one another in the teens of two thousand? Harvey himself is probably crying into his cup of Tim Horton's coffee, and thinking of drinking a 40 (excuse me a 1.183 Liters) of Molson or Labbat. What about the children of Canada that look up to the likes of you two for leadership, and Canadianhood? Sure you both ar<font color=red>e <small>(Couldn't go without even editting this one; from ar to are. -[[Richard Simmons|A Clown]]) ( | )</small></font> accomplished writers, and sometimes name calling is all in good fun. But when Tim Horton's fine coffee is bespoiled by the tears shed over that of fighting Canadians, someone needs to be the better man, and Canadian up and be nice. [[UN:ABF]] {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 03:22, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::::::Lollipop, i'm not a total n00b. I've worked on Wikia for a while. [[Uncyclopedia|That was a joke]]. Anyway, can I start working on On The Run? --{{User:BobNewbie/sig}} 17:11, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
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::::::::::I know. And do you mean On the Run (the game) or On the Run (chatroom)? --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 17:13, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
   
It's whether or not the name is accurate, that and the fact that names are a basic part of language that three-year olds can get is why I (along with my penis) am not retarded enough to do, by the way, when did a name ever get used here, and since when did children decide to look up to me for leadership? They mostly only look up to me for fart jokes, and such. -[[Canadian Man]], from [[Kinnikuman]].
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:::::::::::I'm eager to add some stuff. Chatroom. --{{User:BobNewbie/sig}} 17:15, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
   
:Holy shit, Americans stepping in to keep the peace. Someone take a picture. Mateo, just please sign your posts when you write on a talk page. If you don't, it's hard to tell what you wrote and what the next person did. Those 4 tildes at the end of your post helps everyone out. Also, don't edit what other people say on a talkpage; you can get yourself banned for that. Lollipop, maybe you should re-familiarize with rule #2 of [[Uncyclopedia:Rules|this]] before saying stuff like [[User talk:24.17.234.42|this]] because it doesn't matter what you think of this writing or if you think he's better off elsewhere. Both of you, what the hell is this all about anyway? {{User:TheHumbucker/sig}} <small>03:46, 17 April 2011 (UTC)</small>
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::::::::::::Nice job with the entry! Congrats! --{{User:BobNewbie/sig}} 19:09, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::::::::::Thanks, mon. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 19:14, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
   
Hey, I'm part American too, and I already sign my posts, as far back as 2007, and we were chatting about my personal history. He sent me a message, and I was just replying, that's "what the hell" this is all about, if this one doesn't reach you, that's okay, I'll just post this on your talk page, just to help make me a tad more clear.
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::::::::::::::Man. ;) --{{User:BobNewbie/sig}} 19:38, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::::::::::::I said mon, not man. Mon is what Jamaicans say (although i'm not Jamaican). Hope you enjoyed your LP (not record, lollipop= LP). --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 22:36, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
   
:Excellent on the part-American thing (or maybe too bad?). Unfortunately, that post was unsigned: if you're logged into your account, write <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> at the end of whatever you post on a talk page, and your signature will appear, along with a timestamp. Yes, it's that easy. As for how this started, I'm A) Not an admin and B) I'm not going to put in my two cents until I see for myself what happened, so I'll need a little more to go on. If you can provide a link of whatever happened in 2007 that'd be great, but I doubt you'd be able to get a hold of it quickly, so let me ask you this: Assuming the "he" you just mentioned is Lollipop, when did he send you this message? {{User:TheHumbucker/sig}} <small>04:02, 17 April 2011 (UTC)</small>
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::::::::::::::::I've just realized. Yes, it was fun! Anyway, night! --{{User:BobNewbie/sig}} 22:40, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
   
:::My wikiskills have decided it was the n00b template LP put put on the talk page that was used to make the above above unsigned comments by ipanon. But that is only a guess, but fits all the criteria. {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 04:06, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
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== Hey Could I ==
   
Tim Horton was a hockey player. He was a defenceman for the Toronto Maple Leafs and a few other teams. Hall of famer too. Died in a motorcycle accident, he had already started the donut buisness. Such a shame. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:03, 17 April 2011 </span>
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Have a Strawberry flavoured Lollipop? Please? - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 19:34, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
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:Done. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 22:34, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
   
== Welcoming users ==
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Thank you! - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 16:06, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
   
Please, think about what you're doing. When you welcome folks, yours is the face Uncyclopedia presents, something to try to get them to stick around and improve and generally become better users and writers and general whatnot, and something to help them through the learning. Your 'welcome' messages, however, are not exactly that
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== Hey! I have an idea!! ==
welcoming, and and if you cannot back up the offer of help, then perhaps you should not be one to welcome at all. I say this because [[User:Lollipop/Testpage#Welcome.21|your main one]] is not even properly formed - you have mislinks that could cause more harm than good, as well as questionable grammar and rather misleading syntax, such as the bit about the construction template.
 
   
That said, more concerning is what you actually say, what causes me to question how ''welcoming'' you are actually being. In your main welcome message, you say, "I was too busy making articles unlike [[gay|you]]" - What do you possibly hope to gain by calling the person you're 'welcoming' gay, and while also disregarding anything they may have written, as they often have, in a put-down that insinuates that you think they're not worth your time? That is essentially what it is, and that is what you're doing, and it serves no one.
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Are you annoyed at all of the tedious requests for Lollipops by the Users of Uncyclopedia? Why not get a Bot? It could give randomly selected people a Lollipop once every couple of days. Call it something Jazzy, such as " [[User:The Lollipop Bot™|The Lollipop Bot™]] ". It could also perform tedious manual tasks other than delivering Lollipops, not dissimilar to that of [[User:Bot of an unregistered user|Bot of an unregistered user]]. What do you think? - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 19:51, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
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:That would be a good idea, but it couldn't be randomly selected users. Dancing dude was once banned for giving his dances to random users. Now they have to sign up for it so he won't get banned anymore. Just saying. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 21:25, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
   
As for [[User:Lollipop/Testpage#Hello|your other message]], no. Just no. That is not what we do here; [[users|we]] do not ask users to leave, no matter how problematic they are being. If it's serious, take it to an admin; they have both the experience and the means to resolve matters in a more appropriate manner. For vandals and idiots and the like in general, however, there is the {{tl|oh dear}} template to warn them, but it is in fact more useful links than warning... and it is more often for users who are actively causing issue than ones who are simply not the best writers around, a distinction that perhaps you might want to consider making in the future. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">04:04, 17 April 2011 </span>
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Ok, fair enough. Have it your Way. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:48, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
:What this person said. Your drafts of these welcoming/warning templates aren't that great and more importantly the second one pretty much misses the point entirely. {{tl|oh dear}} doesn't ask users to leave. Always give someone the benefit of the doubt, unless they are really, ''really'' disruptive - at which point they'd be banned anyway. I'm asking you to please stick to the generic templates for the time being. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|06:01 Apr 17, 2011}}
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:What I don is ask them if they'd like one. But I have something called the [[User:Lollipop/The Lollipop Shop|Lollipop Shop]] where you can sign up. A link is on my userpage. Sign up and order. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:57, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
::I'm not using the "Hello" thing anymore. It was a stupid idea. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 16:56, 17 April 2011 </span>
 
:::Yes, yes it was. And please don't use the other one, either, at least not until you're capable of actually making improvements with your modifications to the original. Just use {<nowiki/>{subst:welcome}}. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">17:29, 17 April 2011 </span>
 
::::I have a special welcome thing. Why can't I use it? It dosen't say "go away" or anything. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:30, 17 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::I know you do; that's sort of the problem. It's not so much that you can't use it, however, as that you really shouldn't in its current state. If you can fix it, and I mean really ''fix'' it so that it's well-written, helpful, and about them instead of about you, that would also be acceptable. Please pass it by me or an admin or some such before using it if you do, however. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">17:56, 17 April 2011 </span>
 
::::::Here. Go over it with me [[User talk:Lollipop/Testpage|<font color=green>here</font>]] and we'll discuss it further. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 18:07, 17 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::Here's my take on it. "Sorry, I was too busy making articles unlike [[Gay|you]]." If I was a new user, my first reaction would be "Well, fuck you." This post is the first thing that a new user sees and is, therefore, going to have a huge impact on whether they stay or not. I remember when Zombiebaron put the welcome plate on my talk page; I felt like I already had someone I could go to if I had a problem or a question. It felt good; I felt welcome. Your welcoming puts down the new user 3 times ''in the first paragraph alone''. "I was too busy making articles, unlike [[Gay|you]]" not only makes a needless and derogatory joke, but also pointlessly reminds the new user that they've done nothing yet. They don't need to be told they're a n00b, they already know it and they need support, not a demeaning joke that isn't even funny. Then you throw an Uncyclopedia in-joke at them, the Russian-Reversal, that they might not understand if they haven't been reading the site very much. If you come across what you know is a joke, but don't understand it, how do you feel? Kind of dumb, right? In the first paragraph alone of your "welcoming post," you've told that the new user is dumb twice, and gay once.
 
   
:::::::The next little bit is okay. The bullets provide useful links and information. I'm not a fan of "We're all not maids you know," but it's not directly demeaning, so I'll let it slide.
 
   
:::::::The next paragraph, about what articles to write, could be useful. However, the fact that two of your four articles are "Fuck ChiefJusticeDS" and "Whining in Modern Day Hockey" kind of eliminates all credibility you have on the subject. And the fact you only have four in total puts into doubt your first claim; "I was busy writing articles unlike you." Moving on, later in this paragraph, you mention the practice of writing articles in the user space and then moving them into the main space, which is a good thing for new users to know. However, the way you phrase it is confusing, and your description of how to use the <nowiki>{{Construction}}</nowiki> template is incorrect: if a user makes an article on a user page he/she doesn't need the construction template. Only if they make something in the main space and want to make sure it doesn't get QVFD'd do they use the construction template.
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I don't wan't to sound like an advertiser, but could you please quickly read [[8.9 magnitude earthquake disaster in the Pacific|this]]? Is it ICU worthy? - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 22:04, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
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:ICU. (I see you). --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 22:05, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
   
:::::::The first sentence of the next paragraph can work very well, but only if you're going to follow through on what you're promising to do. If you say you'll be around for new users, you better be there if they have questions. The part about imaginary friends is, again, needless. These are new users, they're insecure, they're in a new place, trying to fit in. They don't need to be hit with jokes about who they are, no matter how harmless you might think the joke is. The reference to [[AAN]] is good, but don't refer to it as an orphanage. An orphanage has a negative connotation to it - when most people hear "orphanage," they think of dark, scummy places straight out of a Dickens' novel and we want new users to ''want'' to go to AAN.
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<nowiki>*</nowiki> sigh * . Could you help me? Please? - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 22:08, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
   
:::::::Lastly, the final two paragraphs of the welcoming post can be completely deleted. This post is about the new user; you're there to welcome them into the community, not tell them all about yourself and what you say you do. I find it very telling that this is the longest section of the post you have here; it tells me that you're only going around to new users' talk pages and posting this message to let users know about who you are. The fact that you talk so much about yourself while ''welcoming other users'' suggests, to me at least, that putting this post up is less about welcoming new users than it is about letting new users know about you, and that isn't very welcoming at all. {{User:TheHumbucker/sig}} <small>18:43, 17 April 2011 (UTC)</small>
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== UnSignpostOnTheDelivery ==
::::::::I've written much more than 4 articles. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 19:07, 17 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::::Honestly, it really doesn't matter how many articles you have written, or have had deleted, or never made it out of userspace; the fact of the matter remains that he kind of hit what is actually wrong with the thing, as well as what needs to be fixed up, square on the head, if perhaps a wee nit more bluntly than was actually required. If you want to use this message, fix what he mentions, and then fix up the grammar in general and it should be a lot better. For the grammar, at least, you can also get a [[UN:PS|proofreading]] from someone else if you need, though this would have to be after you resolve the other issues. Also, it'd probably work better (and be faster) if you made it into its own template, say, [[User:Lollipop/welcome]], like the main {{tl|welcome}} so you can just subst it directly. I can help you with this after the other issues are addressed, if you need. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">19:48, 17 April 2011 </span>
 
   
== Island thing ==
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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/24-3-11}}
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{{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">10:12, 24 March 2011 </span>
   
{{User:JackOfSpades/Peed|Palau}}
 
Here's your review. {{User:JackOfSpades/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:#000;">04:16, 17 April 2011 </span>
 
   
== What Island? ==
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== I Vandalise your Wiki ==
   
Sorry, Lollipop, I bothered to explain myself and respond when you talked to me, either you talk back to me or not, but I at least managed to communicate with college-level fucking [[anything|english]] here, so I can at least go to the grave knowing that. Don't know how any of the Faggot stuff got started, but I didn't say dick about whether or not you WERE a fag, whether or not you ARE one, that's [[real life|Not the sort of thing that can be accomplished by attacking names alone]], but I'm not here to discuss that, nor do I particularly give a shit. I"m not going to talk to you much about it, but if you had explained a little more of what I typed, it would have been handy. I'm going off to do some other stuff now, but I figured I'd set things straight just one more fuckin' time, just before I leave (to look at some other web sites, then head to bed (unintentional rhyming or not - doesn't matter).
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New!! --> [http://crappedia.wikia.com/wiki/Crapedia_Wiki Crapedia] In a new and better look! - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:21, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
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:That ain't my wiki no more. It's yours now. Enjoy. I'll make you an admin there. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 22:48, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
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::I went to that page and a virus started down loading on my computer. I closed the window before it was done; but you guys should be careful. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 23:36, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
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:::I didn't do it, iot was Another n00b. Luckily I didn't click the page. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 23:37, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
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::::Fuck Another n00b. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 23:39, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::Fuck [[User:Maniac mcpee/Fuck Maniac mcpee|me]]. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 23:45, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
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::::::No. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 00:16, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::::Oh yeah, that's right. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 00:22, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
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::::::::What's right? --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 00:48, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::::::Everything. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 00:54, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
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::::::::::I think you mean nothing. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 00:57, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
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::::::::::::Erm.... It's a scare link. It doesn't actually link to a penis enlargement Website (¬_¬) . - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 08:05, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::::::::::Well actually, a virus I've had before called security tool started down loading on my computer. It was real, and I didn't see anything about penis enlargement... --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 01:24, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
   
See you later (still don't know where any of this faggot shit popped up, I didn't even say anything about that.)
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== Check the recent changes ==
   
The lover of fine Bat-things since before '07
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On Smakapedia wiki. Did I do good? (・∀・) - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:47, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
   
Meteo (not Mateo, Meteo, as in "Meteor", Japanese Pronounciation)
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== Writing articles ==
:Sorry we got off to the wrong foot. Maybe if I make you a sig, then things may clear up. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 16:57, 17 April 2011
 
Hey, that's interesting, thanks, we'll have to move slowly, but maybe we can chat again someday. -BACK IN THE SHADOWS, or something.
 
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:::There you go, do it for [[Canada]] and {{w|Pizza Pizza}}{{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 17:32, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::I Am Canadian.
 
   
<youtube>BRI-A3vakVg</youtube>
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Hey, I was on IRC when you brought your [[Peekaboo]] article to everyone's attention. While I agree with a lot of what was said, namely your tendency to use Uncyc in-jokes, basic lies and name-dropping, I also saw some potential in the article and wanted to swing by and give some advice while you revise it. First, I'm sure you're familiar with [[HTBFANJS|this]]. Read it, hate it, but understand it; you'll be a better writer. Second, I wrote a Pee Review for another article that suffered from the same problems yours is, that you can find [[Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Kim Kardashian and George Lucas reveal plans for new sitcom|here]]. Read it, hate it, but understand it, and ask any questions you have here or on my talk page. {{User:TheHumbucker/sig}} 06:38, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
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:<nowiki>*</nowiki>sniff* I'm so proud of you. {{User:JackOfSpades/sig2}} 01:04, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
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::I fixed up Peekaboo a bit, I took Jello Mold's suggestions. I removed a large part of the intro and I am working on a picture currently. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 01:05, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
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:::It's getting there. I doubt you'll ever get a feature for this, but keep it up and I'm sure the ICU tag will get taken off. The main thing that I can tell you about writing comedy is that it isn't easy; it takes time. I notice from the [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Peekaboo&action=history article's history page] that you've spent less than 50 minutes writing it. Maybe you work quick, but all I can say is that most of my topical UnNewses take at least 3 hours to write, while the ones that don't have a timeframe get stewed for several days apiece. I recommend slowing down, taking your time, and really ''thinking'' about what you're saying. Ask yourself ''Why is this funny? Will '''other''' people find this funny?'' and ''What am I saying about this topic that makes it witty?'' Anyone can put in the minimal effort and create some filler material. Go the extra yard, put in the extra thought, and make it feature worthy. {{User:TheHumbucker/sig}} 04:32, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
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::::Thanks, Humby. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 04:36, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
   
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== UncyclopediaTV ==
   
--{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:54, 17 April 2011 </span>
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{{Cookie|DJ Mixerr}} I congratulate you on opening up a [[YouTube]]™ account for Uncyclopedia. Although, I do find one thing ''very'' odd. I though the main admins, staff, and founders such as [[User:Chronarion]], [[User:Stillwaters]], [[User:Angela]], [[User:Sannse]], [[User:Zombiebaron]], and [[User:Dexter111344]] would have set it up along time ago. Either way, it doesn't bother me. I'm glad you set it up. Have a great day! DJ Mixerr 17:56, March 27, 2011 (UTC) {{User:DJ_Mixerr/sig}}
:::I love the video, that whole "we're a separate country thing y'all do, is a laugh riot. I have to wonder, is everyone in on the joke? What is the audience that you guys are trying to pull the wool over, and by wool, I mean beaver pelts. Although in a pinch, woodchuck pelts will do. You may be Canadian, but Guelph is pretty darn southern at 43° 33' 0" N , I was born north of that by a number greater than 0, at 44° 56' 39" N. {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 18:05, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
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: I've come a long way from creating vanity pages, getting banned, and making [[Fuck Lyrithya|shitty articles]]. I am proud to be bringing so much to Uncyclopedia as I start to exit n00bhood and enter the regular rankings. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 00:59, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
::::I hope to move to the U.S. of A. soon. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 19:05, 17 April 2011 </span>
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::DJ Mixerr is right, this is a very exceptional thing you've done. I think it's alright if I give you the Feather in Your Cap award. This is actually a big deal, and isn't handed out lightly. You certainly deserve it for your initiative and innovation on both pushing for, and then setting up, the Youtube channel. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 1:14 28-3-'11
:::Bring the polar bear, we love polar bears, matey. {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 19:54, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
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{{FIYC}}
::::Rocky? Sure, i'll bring him. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 22:47, 17 April 2011 </span>
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:::I...am...amazed. Now all I need is a feature, and i'm a high class Uncyclopedian. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 01:18, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
:::::Time is coming to whore the last couple votes for People Who Like to Fuck Naked on VFH, and I hear that a few Canadians have been seen fucking naked (rumor mill dredge), so I thought since you and the polar bear share some of the same traits, maybe you could read the page with an open mind and an open zipper. There, I've said it. Polar bear. Thanks! [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 10:40 18-4-'11
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::::You already are; the feather in your cap award means you're a [[KUN]]. I added you to the list. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 01:22, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
::::::Rocky and I used to go on naked romps when we were young. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 21:53, 18 April 2011 </span>
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:[[Lies|I don't mean to be an asshole]], but do you think maybe there's a ''reason'' the "main admins, staff, and founders" have never set up a YouTube channel? Something to consider, folks. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|01:51 Mar 28, 2011}}
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::Is it a legal thing with wikia, or concern over the quality of videos? Maybe vids can be voted on or off the page, for quality control. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 1:59 28-3-'11
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:::It wouldn't be a legality issue so much as an issue with quality and authority over it. Plus, there'd be a certain expectation that it'd remain updated, meaning a steady flow of good videos. ''/my thoughts.'' {{User:Dexter111344/sig}} 02:12, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
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:::: *sits quietly and watches discussion whilst munching popcorn*. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 02:34, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
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::::: April fool`s day is coming. Have you any ideas for videos? {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig}} <small>05:05, March 28, 2011</small>
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::::::Certainly. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 20:20, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::::I knew you would! DJ Mixerr 17:35, April 9, 2011 (UTC) {{User:DJ_Mixerr/sig}}
   
== Robots : Death for all humans ==
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== Still you ==
   
Do you really want to unleash the kind of horror and destruction able to be caused by an improperly programmed robot?
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The rickroll link in Lolliflix hasn't been fixed. Fix it please. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 15:26, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
<youtube>cq9IKsH9BXg</youtube>
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:Fixed it. Enjoy seeing Selena Gomez naked. Or not... --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 20:18, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
<br>For reals, for the loe all all things - '''just say no'''
 
{{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 03:54, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
 
:If the ronot is going to randomly pick up kids, then I will make a bot. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 20:10, 19 April 2011 </span>
 
   
== Life story ==
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== *Achoo!* ==
   
HAHAHA!! I really liked your life story. Congratulations for winning the prestigious "Maniac of the Month Award"! Looking forward to more hamburger-favored lollipops. [[User:Mattsnow|Mattsnow]] ([[User talk:Mattsnow|talk]]) 23:21, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
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Excuse me. Anyway, it looks to me that you voted '''for''' on [[HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise|<span style="color:#480607"> HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise</span>]] and were inducted into the brotherhood of disguise masters. Well guess what? It made it into featured queue, which entitles you to the golden Groucho Marx glasses award. Congratulations.
:I didn't win it, [[User:Mimo&maxus|Mimo]] did. And how do you know about hamburger lollipops? You're not a sockpuppet, are you? --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 23:37, 20 April 2011 </span>
 
:What? I went to your shop and saw the flavor. Paranoid much? lol [[User:Mattsnow|Mattsnow]] ([[User talk:Mattsnow|talk]]) 23:53, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
 
::Okay, good. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 23:57, 20 April 2011 </span>
 
: I am at present writing [[User:Mattsnow/Heaven's Gate]], feel free to go look at it fellow Canadian! And you, are you in the process of writing something? I feel you need a hot-dog flavored lollipop. I wonder how you do to edit those templates. (Still learning) [[User:Mattsnow|Mattsnow]] ([[User talk:Mattsnow|talk]]) 00:30, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
::For font colors go <nowiki><font color=red></nowiki>, if you want red. For template backgrounds i'll show you later. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 00:45, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
:::No, that is not how one changes the colour of the text... get with the times, man. <nowiki><span style="color:red;"></nowiki> - that's actually compatible across browsers. Unless they suck. But in that case you're doomed anyway. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">16:43, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
::::That's the other way. I only use span style sometimes. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 16:44, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::The font tag ''doesn't work on newer browsers''. It's deprecated, and it has been for years; please don't use it. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">16:54, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
::::::I use both Mozilla Firefox and Internet Explorer. It works there. But I use span style sometimes. I'm an old style Uncyclopedian and this is how I roll. <small>I'm as old as you, in fact. I've been hanging around here as an IP since June 2010.</small> --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:01, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::Continuing to use stuff according to old standards is all well and fine when it's only for yourself, but in a medium such as hypertext tht displays for everything, you're just helping force developers to keep supporting pointless excess redundant code. At very least don't encourage others to do that as well; they are not the same code and not the same functionality. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">17:55, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
   
== [[User:Lollipop/UnNews:Boy loses his toy boat]] ==
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[[File:Golden-Groucho-Marx-glasses.jpg|center|frame|'''Thanks for the vote, dude!''']]
   
Sorry, this one has nothing. Not based on any real news, topic wouldn't be news, only marginally reads like news, and is not funny, just a little quaint. Please try again. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:10 22-Apr-11</small>
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--{{User:Magic man/sig}} 15:32, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
:It was supposed to be satire, but I wasn't kind of thinking about what I was typing. Thanks for your consideration, i'll try again. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 16:06, 22 April 2011 </span>
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:If we ever have that temporary admin thing, i'm voting for you. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 20:12, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
::I thought it was adorable. I got it immediately. But it does not fit the format of UnNews. But we could think of launching UnWeeklyReader - I am not being condescending here. I liked the story, just would never know where to put it. Put it on your blog, tweet the heck out of it, maybe it will go viral. {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 16:31, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
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::Thanks! I'll nom you, but I get the feeling that there would be [[User:Lyrithya|people]] voting against you. Anyway, thanks again. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 02:44, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
:::That brings an idea. Kev, meet me on your talkpage, I have an idea. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 16:32, 22 April 2011 </span>
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:::Lyrithya is dead. Have you not heard that yet? So I guess that means i'm ready for adminship. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 20:22, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
::::I added stuff to it. I hope you like it. What do you think? It is a great concept. It just needed some jokes. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 18:20, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::Thanks man. Because you did that for me, I give you a lollipop. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 18:30, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
::::::I want a hamburger flavored one! Did you really like the adds? If so, happy to help! Tell me anytime you want me to check your work. The boat thing was well written to begin with. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 19:39, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::::And maybe keep the snowflake the way it is, it's just that "Mattsnow" is fading in the white backgound. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 19:41, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::Enjoy your lollipop. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 19:42, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::::Nomnomnom... Hmm it tasted great! {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 20:09, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
   
== That UnSignposty thing ==
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== Huh? ==
   
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/21-4-11}}
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... alright...[[User:TERRA|TERRA]] 00:58, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
{{User:Haydrahlienne/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">07:18, 21 April 2011 </span>
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:We here at Uncyc like to welcome new users. Unless they are vandals. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 20:21, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
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::And sometimes even then. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">02:21, 31 March 2011 </span>
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:::Yes...you never know, because sometimes they pop out after they welcome you. I awlays check their contribs before saying hello. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 02:24, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
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::::But not their deleted contributions... most of us ''can't'' check those. Foo. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">02:47, 31 March 2011 </span>
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:::::You only have a few more hours of doing that. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 20:04, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
   
== Hello!! I'm back!!!! ==
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== This is your UnSignpost speaking ==
   
You miss me?? I've got out of the belly of a Grue. And in fact, I'm here to stay, after I fix up my userpage. Tell [[User:Trar|Trar]] I got off the punishment early. Have you finished [[Game:2012 II|2012 II]] yet?? I've still got loads I'd like to add. Anyway, could you add me to [[User:Lollipop/Twenty Stories of Banned Users|Twenty stories of Banned Users]]?? Thank you. (・∀・) - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 15:47, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/31-3-11}}
:First of all, why were you fooling around with vandal socks. Stupid, stupid, stupid... --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 16:05, 22 April 2011 </span>
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{{User:Haydrahlienne/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">02:15, 31 March 2011 </span>
::There are many, many, complex reasons as to why one would do that.... But I beg for forgiveness. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 16:47, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::Hi, and welcome back. I would like to know the reasons too, not for critical reasons, just curious. Socks, I can see, and do on [[Masturbation (sport)|most dates]], but the vandal part interests me. You are like a researcher who can tell us plenty of tips about vandals, like hiring a safecracker to protect safes. Thanks, and have fun here again! [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 16:52 22-4-'11
 
::::Well, ED is gone so we won't have any of that shit. Plus, we've gained a ton of users here because of ED closing. Buisness is getting better! --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:02, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::Erm, no it is not. There are ''countless'' mirror sites, one of the most popular (and the one I prefer) being http://encyclopediadramatica.ch '''(NSFW)'''. Just you google search "Encyclopedia Dramatica" and there are [[100|at least 100]] mirror sites available for your pleasure. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 17:09, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
   
<!-- I won't get banned for that ED link as I tagged it as "NSFW". Ha ha!! -->
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==Found art==
::::::Durrr...don't edit conflict me to make a stupid thing nobody will see! --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:11, 22 April 2011 </span>
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[[File:Housedraw2.jpg|right|50px]]
:::And what where you going to write of that?? - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 17:12, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
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I think I found another artwork for your gallery. It is in fact very good, and shows years of training in the arts of painting and composition. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 21:31 31-3-'11
::::That we have a former EDian in the section above named Mattsnow. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:14, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::Well that's nice to know, that I'm not a fucking OUTCAST because of it. Do you like Encyclopedia Dramatica, BTW?? - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 17:17, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::No. I was happy to see it go. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:32, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::Yes, but what replaced it was '''even worse'''. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 17:35, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::I vomited for an hour straight after seeing a picture of Girlvinyl's ugly ass. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:35, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::LOL, Lollipop, you still have not posed pics of your red hot girlfriend! :P And don't forget, those pics were taken before she ate herself to whale-status! {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 12:40, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::Says you, I'm the sort of person who finds goatse erotic. Yes, I am a sick fuck. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 17:40, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::::::I find goatse erotic? I don't that's disgusting. Maybe you '''should''' of been banned infinite. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:42, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::::::I said ''I'' was the one who found goatse a nice little image. Quick change of topic, have you finished [[Game:On the Run|OTR]] yet?? Just saying. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 17:47, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::::::Not finished yet. How's 2012 II coming now? Aren't you going to finish it? --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:48, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
::::::::No, if I had the time it would be finished by now, But....
 
   
== 2012 II, The ACTUAL video game ==
 
Since Monday this week, I have been working for 2 hours a day on one thing: 2012: The Game. What? I hear you cry, but I own a [[Wikipedia:Commodore 64|Commodore 64]], and I know [[BASIC]]. But I decided to make an actual Text-based adventure game based off of my favourite Uncyclopedia game. It is around 42% finished and is called "PA-22.bas". Are you surprised?? I've put a lot of effort into making it work. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 17:55, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
:PA-22.bas? Huh? --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 18:13, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
::Wouldn't it have been easier to call it 2013, The actual video game? {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 18:17, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::Well, I went to the intense effort to write an IF, you should just appreciate it. Also, "PA-22.bas" was the longest filename the C64 would let me have. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 18:20, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::How about "2011: The Ban Another n00b game". --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 18:29, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::Why are you obsessed with my untimely demise?? - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 18:31, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::This conversation is '''''over'''''. Please leave the room. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 18:56, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
::::Conversation over what?? Where not really talking about anything. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 19:00, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::Exactly. Shoo! --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 19:02, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
   
== One more thing ==
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== Hello! Lollipop ==
   
Could you please <big>please <big>PLEASE <big>PLEASE <big>'''PLEASE''' <big>'''PLEASE''' <big><i>'''PLEASE'''</i> <big><i>'''PLEASE'''</i></big></big></big></big></big></big></big> Fix <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:2012 II map|2012 II map]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki> ??????? I'm trying to do it in the vein of [[User:Java7837/Grue killer/map|this]], but the ASCII graphics are all wrong. Could you get yourself or [[User:Magic man|Magic man]] to fix all the different faults in the visual graphics?? Please please help. Thank you. - 20:06, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
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Smakapedia has completely fell arse over tits with it's administration. There nothing but outright banning each other and the Russian bloke has de-sysop'd everyone and made it his own personal workspace. Just saying. (゚∀゚) - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 20:44, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
:I'll be making a one with better graphics. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 23:04, 22 April 2011 </span>
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:I honestly couldn't care less. And why is there a Russian guy? --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 20:46, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
   
::I was thinking of it maybe looking not looking very ugly, along with the centering issues fixed. Colour, perhaps?? - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 10:53, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
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And now for something completely different: I think that it was a good decision to make [[Game:On the Run|On the Run]] as [[User:Another n00b/Game:Salamander|Salamander]] is horrid. I also Drastically re-written [[Game:On the Run/About]], just so you know. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 20:50, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
:::Colours... Yum... {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|16:04|26|April|2011}}
 
   
== Big Book of Lollipop Stories ==
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Also, the joke of "Game:On the Run/About" was because I was trying to make it look like an video-game instruction manual, so I try to removed the black game background and made it look like an instruction manual. Plus, with specific style of writing. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:01, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
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:Oh. Well remove the black background then. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:02, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
   
I am not sure if this counts as Vanity or not, since IU started it of my own ideas.<br/>
 
[[Big Book of Lollipop Stories]] I figured you could put your original work there, and it would like the works of Faulkner only [[UN:N|sweeter]]{{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 20:49, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
 
   
:Yes, it does count as vanity.
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Ok. I was thinking we could maybe finish [[Game:2012 II]] soon, Together? (゚⊿゚) - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:03, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
::[[Fuck ChiefjusticeDS|But]] [[User:Mordillo/c|so]] [[Mhaille is a Dick|does]] [[Codeine is a fat cunt|this]]. Keep it around!! - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 20:58, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
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:I might attempt to bring Trar to help you if he says yes. He's on IRC a lot. He created Grueslayer you know. So I think it could work if he agrees to work on it. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
   
[[User:Lollipop/Bibliography|Sorry, the page already exists.]] Thanks though. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 23:03, 22 April 2011 </span>
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I'm unable to go on IRC anymore, so You will have to ask him. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
:::My project is for the stories that don't make the cut. {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 23:08, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
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:Will do. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
::::I include all my works in the Bibliography, including the ones that never made the cut. The Simpsteins, For Better or For Worse, to name a few. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 23:11, 22 April 2011 </span>
 
:::I am a big fan. The difference between mine and yours is mine is more an anthology. One massive collection of what (this editor) feels is the cream of the crop. But, I did redirect the old mainspace article name to your bibliography. After consideration this afternoon, I had moved it to my Userspace, as something to work on over time. I am not sure if you noticed it was in my userspace when you made the redirect. I just reverted it, but apparently that set off the wiki bells. I was just an observer. If you need an extra 20 minutes, I have some available after 3am. I know that is late, but from 3:15 - 3:35, I will be elsewhere, and you can use that time of mine if you like. ps,, did you notice the new name of Encyclopedia Dramatic is suspiciously like the national anthem of Canada? It screams for an unTune. {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 04:01, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
 
   
== I'm intrigued... ==
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Ok? I thought that I could control the plot and it's direction, you could spice it up, and Trar could generally help out along the way. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:15, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
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:And then there's Maude! --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:19, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
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::He's not online at the moment, but once he is,i'll ask him. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:19, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
   
You got a half feature, eh? Not bad. Which was it? {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">00:04, 23 April 2011 </span>
 
:It should be a quarter feature...but [[Fuck ChiefjusticeDS]]. It should be a quarter feature, as I said before. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 00:25, 23 April 2011 </span>
 
::I hate to say this, but that really doesn't count - what you supplied was a title, which is something, but also exactly what [[UN:REQ]] and [[Template:UnNews Other Headlines|UnNews Minitrue]] do - people suggest titles, and others implement them, and those do not count for this, either. Think about it, though - if all of those people did get quarter credits for titles that went on to become features, as well as all of the people who suggested titles in Happymonkey's dealies for articles that went on to get features, and everyone who suggested that someone else write an article, just in general, that would be completely silly. Keeping track of it and verifying them would be near impossible, never mind the fact that coming up with a title and implementing an article to go with said title are two entirely different things, as are writing something related to a topic and implementing it well. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">01:36, 23 April 2011 </span>
 
:::So that means I still have no features. That's not fair. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 02:00, 23 April 2011 </span>
 
::::I'm sorry. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">04:14, 23 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::Why don't you write an article about Horseradish? I can already see that as a future feature. --{{User:Black flamingo11/sig}} 11:05, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::Yeah, horseradish. Easily a feature. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 11:15 23-4-'11
 
:::::::p.s. There's already a horseradish page, so you'd have to do a twist on the theme name, but still, horseradish.
 
::::::::Or rewrite it, since it's pretty bad. --{{User:Black flamingo11/sig}} 11:25, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::::::Whatever happened to those Charlie Brown Christmas templates saying "it's not such a bad little article, it needs some love..." Do we still use these? --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 15:20, 23 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::::I have one on my page [[The Green Hornet]] {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 16:52, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::::Oh. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 16:58, 23 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::::::Horseradish dosen't seem like a good feature. How about Debbie Reynolds? There's no article on that yet. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 18:03, 23 April 2011 </span>
 
   
== An Eggie Drive By ==
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There's even a Grueslayer website, However it's only a Single-serving one: http://www.grueslayer.com/ Please note it's crap. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:21, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
[[Image:Egg48.png‎]] {{User:Knitwitted/sig}} 17:31, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
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:If he owns the website, i'll ask him about putting a link to the game somewhere. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:23, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
:[http://theeggfriends.blogspot.com/ I like eggies]. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:53, 23 April 2011 </span>
 
::I like that very much!! Thank you!! {{User:Knitwitted/sig}} 18:00, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::I found that a few years back. Funny and cute comics. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 18:02, 23 April 2011 </span>
 
   
== How many games have you made?? ==
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I don't even know what it is.... Looks like a Grueslayer-themed YTMND to me. Or have I just looked at too many of them? I think he would be embarrassed to mention that though. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:28, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
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:Here, you get started on 2012 II, i'll bring in Trar when he comes. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:32, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
   
::I just discovered [[Game:Beatlemania|this]], like what?? Where did this come from??? what's this have to do with anything. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 19:37, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
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Expect at least 16 pages in the next hour. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:35, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
:::It's a new Beatles game I am working on. If you know a lot about the Beatles, you can help too. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 20:08, 23 April 2011 </span>
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:Trar is online, and he said he is checking his talkpage. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:46, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
::::::Y'know, I used to actually live just over half a mile away from John Lennon's childhood house. Luckily I live somewhere safer, as the area is literally Chav-infested. It was called "manlove avenue". You can't make this shit up!! - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 20:13, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
 
   
==uqysu==
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Trar likes the game, and agrees to help, but he said whenever he is ready to make a comeback, he will work on it. He wants us to work on it, and he'll join us soon. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 22:08, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
So, you're the punk who's angry with me, huh? Okay. Let's talk then. My name is pronounced "mee-mo". --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig6}} 16:02, April 24, 2011 (UTC)
 
:Oh. Funny, when I first came here I thought it was 'Miro'. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 16:49, 24 April 2011 </span>
 
::Aha! --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig6}} 14:14, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::I thought the username was pronounced as "mye-moe and mackzus". - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 14:37, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::Later on, I thought that, too. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 14:58, 25 April 2011 </span>
 
   
==Sig==
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I've added to the plot. Here it all is in full.
   
Thanks for the change, Lollipop! It looks great! I just put my first article on mainspace: [[HowTo:Become an Assassin]] Will you resubmit your boat Unnews? {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 15:42, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
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:Sure, why not. I'll change the picture too, as the current one seems a bit blank. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 16:32, 25 April 2011 </span>
 
::Cool! Hope you had a great Easter. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 20:01, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::Yeah, you too. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 20:05, 25 April 2011 </span>
 
   
== You might find this helpful ==
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A man (The same one who appeared in 2012 original) comes across the Tombs of the Aztecs, and soon attempts to plunder it's riches. He comes across a man called "Sleeze" who tries to help him out of his poverty-stricken situation, and soon helps him uncover various traps.
   
http://webdesign.about.com/od/htmltags/a/bltags_deprctag.htm {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|19:45 Apr 25, 2011}}
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:Thanks, Skully. I'm using span style from now on (although font is easier for me). --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 19:48, 25 April 2011 </span>
 
::Easier and completely wrong. Before I fixed that other guy's sig, it didn't even show up as a different font for me. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|19:53 Apr 25, 2011}}
 
:::Thanks. I'm editing my sig now. And I think i've figured how to make a bot, let's see if it works. If not, you can ban it. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 20:04, 25 April 2011 </span>
 
   
== I'm not really back, but... ==
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Throughout, Various people come and go, often giving out help and Advice. It also has 31 different locations, which the player later Acquires from a merchant a map, which allows for easy access to the many different areas and side quests. There are also nods to classic PDP-10 TA's such as ADVENT and other, earlier homecomputer games. Also, It could feature an epic (At least for an Uncyc game!) Boss, with proper RPG battling and everything! What do you think?
   
Hi anyways. {{User:HELPME/shortsig}} 20:19, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
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- {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 22:30, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
:Hi. I'm that guy you put on Ban Patrol. Oh, how do we grow up so fast, us ex-vandals. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 20:20, 25 April 2011 </span>
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:I like it, i'll pop in and help. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 22:33, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
   
== [[Unquotable:The Beatles]] ==
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=== Need help on the map!! ===
   
And on the Unquotables, don't use the <nowiki>{{Quote}}</nowiki> thing except for top forequotes and make it look like other Unquotable pages. And write a summary of the band on the top. I fixed it up a bit. Use [[Unquotable:Glenn Beck|mine]] and others as examples. Thanks.--{{User:Jokerman/sig}} 20:55, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
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It has serious formatting errors, some of which are unfixable. Please help! ( ゚∀゚) - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 07:38, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
:I've often used {{Tl|Q}} for a "frontispiece" quote at the start of an individual section of a mainspace article. Don't know anything about the Unquotable: namespace, though. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:54 25-Apr-11</small>
 
::Whoa, whoa, whoa. Our friend Jokerman has come a long way, you know when a n00b has progressed when they are startng to give orders. Oh, and by the way, Spike, go get my laundry. And Jokerman run to McDonalds and get me a McMini and a Coke. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 00:48, 26 April 2011 </span>
 
:To use a recurring phrase I issue to UnNews authors: '''''What am I, your mother?''''' {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>00:49 26-Apr-11</small>
 
::No, you're pop. Let's go play catch in the yard. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 00:50, 26 April 2011 </span>
 
:::Giving orders? They were merely suggestions on fixing to the Unquotable style so [[Uncyclopedia:Administrators|these guys]] wouldn't explode. Here's your <s>heart attack</s> food. But seriously, follow the Unquotable guide. I did. I learned to follow guides the hard way from writing UnNews. Now back to work on our HowTo I go.--{{User:Jokerman/sig}} 00:55, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
 
:Yes. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 01:24, 26 April 2011 </span>
 
   
== [[:File:Sucked dry.png]] ==
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== I will hate you forever!!!! ==
   
[[:File:Sucked dry.png]], I figured you could find a use for this, I saw it today and thought of you. {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 15:51, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
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You had the penis lollipop deleted!!! *Sobs and runs off* --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 21:36, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
:Gladly. I like finding new homes for unwanted pictures. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 21:43, 26 April 2011 </span>
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:I'll restore it to your userspace. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:39, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
   
==HAHAHAHA==
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The penis lollipop was one of the best flavours. I had your dad's last night.... - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:40, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
<big><big><big><big>THE MALE VERSION OF ZANA DARK?HAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAA HAHAHAAAA AHHAHAHA AHA HAAAAAAAHAHAHA</big></big></big></big> --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig6}} 21:54, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
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:It has already been removed from the Lollipop Shop menu and catalog. But it can be restored to Magic man's userspace, I requested that to TKF. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:45, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
:The male version of a faggot? AHAHAHAHA!! Oh wait, you are male, I forgot. Faggot. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 22:08, 26 April 2011 </span>
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::I can attest to what Another n00b said, I was there. Anyway, thanks. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 21:46, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
::Uh? --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig6}} 22:12, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::Heh... --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 22:26, 26 April 2011 </span>
 
::::Oooh... --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig6}} 22:27, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::Uh? Heh? Oooh? Are you guys high? ''Again?!!'' {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|15:02|27|April|2011}}
 
::::::Zana Dark?? who'd be that? - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 17:34, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::::{{U|Zana Dark}}. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 17:50, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::::: Zana Dark is one of Uncyclopedia's best writers and she is most definitely a woman. Mock not young Noobs! --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 17:58, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::::::Am I feeling a flirt with Romartus and Zana Dark? P.S. Lollipop, U NEVER HAD A HALF-FEATURED ARTICLE. --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig6}} 18:08, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::::I never did, Lyrithya and I went over that. And you (notice I am not saying 'u' as in internet speak) never had a life. And as I am typing this, yes, I am high. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 00:43, 28 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::::::I have featured HowTo and Why? (Damn I`m rich). Do you, mr. M&m (is the spelling right?) have any? I remember when you once said that you don`t have any featured article. Whatabout now? {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|05:08|28|April|2011}}
 
::::::::::::I want a feature on my birthday. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 20:16, 28 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::::::::Yes mr.smart cat I have a featured Why. --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig4}} 23:49, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::::::::Yeah, like that was anything big. Why? Because. Hahahahahahahahaha. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 00:19, 29 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::::::::::Oh, and Mimo, be jealous of my awesome timestamp. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 00:19, 29 April 2011 </span>
 
::::::::::::::::o_o --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig6}} 09:34, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
 
   
==Hey Lollipop!!==
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::::I always enjoyed sucking your dad's almost exquisite penis Lollipops. It was like tucking into a jam roly-poly, except they don't scream when you molester them. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:48, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Montreal just got eliminated from the play-offs :(. I know Toronto and Ottawa are not in it. Are you a hockey fan? Are you rooting for a team? By the way, one of the articles I wrote has been nominated for featuring! [[Heaven's Gate]]. Also, you would be incredibly cool if you could harmonize the colors of the snowflake on my sig with the name. (the name color is the right one to transfer on that snowflake) I hope you can teach me one day, for exemple, how did you fit that snowflake in there? I hope you are not angry I stole your template for the user page, I added more entries on mine. Did you see me defend your ass on that thread you started about your side project? I hope the guy was kidding. I hope this message finds you not too high to answer! {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 03:19, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
 
:(Copypasta from what I wrote on Aleister's page) LOL!!! I just happened to leave a message on Aleister page, scrolled down because I saw a Lollipop post and catch the "maybe even Mattsnow" line! Lollipop, don't be afraid to ask me for help my friend. Anytime, I'm on almost everyday since I work almost everyday. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 03:55, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
 
::My favourite team is the Ottawa Senators, don't laugh. But I really wasn't that much of a hockey fan growing up. And you can help out with [[HowTo:Get Featured on YouTube]]. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 20:15, 28 April 2011 </span>
 
:::I think they were not that good this year eh? Anyhow, I'll help out on the article when I have time. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 21:37, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::Yeah, okay. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 21:38, 28 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::I added some viral videos for you to develop. That is a great concept idea you've got there bro :) Sggestion: Maybe add a ==Exemples of popular posters==? There could be Shaycarl, Alex Jones, Schmoyo, Chris Crocker and others, Waddya think? {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 22:41, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::Shane Dawson. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 23:41, 28 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::TheYoungTurks (channel). Powerthirst (video) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 03:56, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
 
You could make a joke or 2 that people trying to make a video themselves (actually worked for it) are always getting thumbs down, while people who just take part of a TV program and post it always get thumbs up and good comments. Those are simply ideas I'm throwing out. I like to throw things. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 03:56, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
 
   
== Smile ==
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==Hi==
   
You always make me smile, even when you aren't trying. It is obvious you have big dreams and bigger plans, and the can-do spirit to try try try harder. I am giving you this as a small token of my appreciation, but not in a gay way. {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 20:36, April 28, 2011 (UTC) {{User:Kevillips/award:Goldgluden|Kevillips}}
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You promised to review [[100 reasons to ban Lyrithya|my article]] WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS???? {{User:Frosty/sig}} <small>23:06, April 2, 2011 (UTC)</small>
:<small>PS The GoldGluden is the name of the coin in the award. {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 20:36, April 28, 2011 (UTC)</small>
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:I'm getting to it now. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 23:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
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::Thanks for the review, moved [[100 reasons to ban Lyrithya|here]] {{User:Frosty/sig}} <small>00:11, April 3, 2011 (UTC)</small>
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:::You should do a sequel called "100 reasons to ban Another n00b". --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 00:12, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
   
== UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011 ==
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::::I thought you where using the <nowiki>{{</nowiki>USERNAME<nowiki>}}</nowiki> template. You wasn't (゚д゚) . - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 09:14, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/28-4-11}} {{User:Fnoodle/sig}} 06:20, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::Hmmmmmm... I could do that... {{User:Frosty/sig}} <small>09:17, April 3, 2011 (UTC)</small>
:<s>Was this an authorized dilivery [[user:Fnoodle]]? Just asking, because I know that something ain't right in Kansasda{{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 02:03, April 29, 2011 (UTC)</s>
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::::::I'm nomming yo0ur Lyrithya article for VFH. Hope it does well. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 16:09, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
::Course it was. I go to [[User:Lollipop/UnSignpost|here]] to pick up the weekly news. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 02:08, 29 April 2011 </span>
 
:::None of my bees wax, where you get your Unsignpost, I withdraw my question{{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 02:23, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
 
   
==My sig==
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I don't think that would be a good idea, as new visitors to the site '''Who have never been here before''' would be enquiring who this "Lyrithya" person is. (´Д`) - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 16:27, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
Mr. L, could you please give my sig new colours? Please dont change the sig, but i could use two new colours! I have faith in you. PS your future kings wedding is tomorrow. Good luck! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 02:50, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
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:Same goes with [[Fuck ChiefjusticeDS]]. So tough for those new users. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 16:28, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
:Our election is on my birthday. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 01:07, 30 April 2011 </span>
 
::Oh my oh my. Who is the new mayor of Canada going to be. Ive been following the campaign on CBC, lost of shocking twists and turns man!!! So are you thinking about the colours? I know you will pick smashingly great ones!!!!!!!!!!!!! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 01:21, April 30, 2011 (UTC) p.s. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOLIPOP in Advance. Ill set you up with a cool surprise that day okis? --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 01:21, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::Great idea, Shabber. Nice of you to come back to Lolliversity (formely known as Maniac Mills University), the place that got you started. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 01:28, 30 April 2011 </span>
 
::::Yes, im going to pretend i understand that :) And also, eagerly waiting you to edit my sig and choose two new wonderful colours. But ofcourse, only when inspiration has hit you well! Which, if before i fall asleap would be great, cause the eagerness is eating me from the inside out --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 01:32, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::That's it! You're taking too long Lollipop! I'm gonna do it! --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 01:53, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::I changed it to a better idea. You're welcome, Shabbie. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 02:13, 30 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::Eh... sod off... --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 02:16, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::You don't make magic sigs. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 02:17, 30 April 2011 </span>
 
:::::::::[[File:Middle finger christ.jpeg|center]] --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 02:25, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::::Aye. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 05:10, 30 April 2011 </span>
 
   
== Good ol' transparency ==
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Also, I would be rather flattered if Frosty did go ahead with what you said, But I doubt he has the effort for it. Anyway, Do you like the 2012_II map as it currently is?:
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</center>
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{{2012 II map}}
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<center>
   
I love it. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">00:48, 1 May 2011 </span>
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Oh, and I was hoping you could do a .gif of a man walking in the Travel sections. I've also currently made 28 pages. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 16:32, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
:Your signature is too tall. Please make it shorter. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">01:05, 1 May 2011 </span>
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:Sure. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 16:35, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
::You have a tendency to be a bugger, don't you? Grrr... --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">01:06, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
:::I pride myself. It's still a little big, though... one less pixel, please? For me? {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">01:20, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
::::Only on one condition. Nom your favourite article I wrote for <s>VFD</s> VFH. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">01:36, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
:::::I did. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">01:43, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
::::::I'm checking right now, if you did, then i'll move it down '''2''' pixels. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">01:46, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
:::::::'''I meant VFH. Oh shit.''' --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">01:47, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
::::::::But seriously, please just change it. We made the maximum height greater to be more accommodating, but that also means it's more important to actually heed it, as treating a smaller number fuzzily has less impact. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">01:53, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
:::::::::I did. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">02:15, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
::::::::::Oh, looks like you tried, but it didn't actually do anything... ratio too large.
 
::::::::::There, that should do it. Thanks. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">02:21, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
:::::::::::No, thank you. Now nom me [[User:Lollipop/Bibliography|an article]] for [[VFH]]. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">02:22, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
::::::::::::I will not bargain favours over heeding policies that exist for good reason, sorry. I'll be frank with you, however - as far as I'm concerned, bargaining for such things is perhaps even more distasteful than the most blatant of what we generally consider whoring - if a person finds something good, they should vote, not if the author does something unrelated in exchange. If you ever do manage to write an article that does seem to me to be appropriate for featuring, however, I will not hesitate to nominate it, but currently none of yours come close. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">04:00, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
:::::::::::::So you're saying i'm not a good writer at all, or you're saying that I need to reread HTBFANJS? --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">17:57, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
::::::::::::::I'm saying exactly what I said, which actually has surprisingly little to do with your apparent inability to stick to a concept through the body of an article, although if you want advice, if you do come up with and stick to a concept when writing, it helps the article immensely. More to the point, however, I don't like whoring. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">05:56, 2 May 2011 </span>
 
   
==Your request to RC==
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It looks rather strange, but it will do. ( ^_^) - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 16:58, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
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I know the map looks Bare-bones now, but it only needs a bit of extra help. I was also thinking of how the game could be set out, and it is going in a Pitfall/Wasteland parody. The areas of the game could be plotted out in full detail, rather like the New Zork games. Hoping you will like it. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 16:39, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
   
I'd gladly vouch for you to get rollback, you deserve it --{{User:Frosty/sig}} 02:13, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
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==The brand new, <big>'''CONTROVERSIAL'''</big> Lollipops ==
:I mgith have to wait longer to be an admin. But rollback is right for me. Thanks. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">02:15, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
::Yeah. Like when the rest of us are all dead in a tragic accident. Or if the 'a', 'g', 'i', 'n', 's', and 't' keys stopped working on all the admins' keyboards. Or if you turned out to be competent in some shocking twist. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|03:14 May 01, 2011}}
 
:::Or if a virus comes and wrecks your computers. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">03:18, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
   
== [[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows]] ==
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You could make Bathwater flavoured Lollipops, entitled "Sex on a beach", Or you could make Licensed, '''Zork''' branded Lollipops for the Consumerists! ( Sorry for slow typing my spacebar is broken ) - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 17:03, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
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:RC has already spun off his version of lollipops (see Olipro's talkpage). You could make your own, just copy the lollipop template and start delivering your own. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 17:15, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
   
Hello, comrade! It would mean a lot to me if you would go read my article. And if you really like it, maybe vote '''for''' it? But again, not unless you really like it. Thanks, comrade. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 04:59, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
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== [[I hate Admins]] ==
:Sure thing, comrade. Good luck on the feature. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">15:33, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
::Thanks, comrade! --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 17:51, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::No problem. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">17:54, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
::::By the way, when's your birthday? --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 17:55, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::Tomorrow, May 2nd. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">19:13, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
::::::I see... I promise I'll wish you a happy birthday tomorrow. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 19:16, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::::On Uncyclopedia, it's tomorrow in 5 hours. I'll be ready to make a forum like Mimo did. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">19:30, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
::::::::Blah, blah, blah. Magic man and Lollipop. The best friends. Pff. I am angry. --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig6}} 19:32, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::::::We'd be best friends too. If you returned my calls. We already have a new Ungang, Me, Magic, Kev, Frosty, Aleister, Shabber, and Mattsnow. Remind me if I am forgetting anybody in the new gang. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">19:35, 1 May 2011 </span>
 
   
==Happy Birthday!!!==
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Why would you want that load of old Rubbish in your Userspace? Please respond. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 19:59, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
Yay. I tried to post on your forum page, but it was huffed, and then you got banned (wtf)!! But use the time to celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music. Happy Birthday again!!! [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 1:36 2-5-'11
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:Never mind. I'm writing a userspace article called [[User:Lollipop/Twenty Stories of Banned Users|20 stories of banned users]], which is a mix of "I hate Admins" and "[[UnBooks:ChiefjusticeDS and Me - The Diary of an Uncyclopedia Noob]]". It will remain in userspace. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 22:01, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
:Dear Chupa Chup, happy birthday. Also, big changes are likely to start happening to your body. Your voice may deepen, after it cracks a bit here and there. Your armpits may start to get stinky like a dock worker in Guatemala. Your down there place may start doing things, on its own. This is all normal. It's just part of growing up. {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 01:44, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
::Happy birthday in advance, fellow Canadian! What did you do to get banned this time? I hope we can work on your Youtube article as a collab, what do you think? {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 02:06, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::HAPPY GOD DAMN BIRTHDAY! UGH! EVERYTHING GOES SO BAD IN MY LIFE. I AM SO SAD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN. WHERE'S THE FORUM YOU WERE PLANING TO MAKE? GIVE A FUCKING LINK. P.S. CHECK WHICH SIG AM I USING. YOU MIGHT NOT BE THE MALE ZANA DARK BUT YOU SURE ARE A VERY GOOD COPY OF ME, MIMO&MAXUS. LUCKY GUY. --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 11:58, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
   
==nfrt==
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I'll tell you how much the "I hate Admins" article sucks. I wrote it. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 22:16, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
You are the guy who said I am only eight. --{{User:Mimo&amp;maxus/sig8}} 12:02, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
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:You just dissed yourself. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 20:24, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
:You're the guy who...uh... --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">23:13, 2 May 2011 </span>
 
   
==Mr Name Changer==
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== Back to the Topic on 2012 II ==
   
I am getting a bit dizzy with your constant name changing. How long will this be your new handle? --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 12:15, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
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I've made about 49 extra pages. Most, if not all of which go into Hyper-detail on the content's of Sleeze's House. In fact, I reckon this game's gonna have at least 900 pages when where done with this game if we go into as much detail as we have on Sleeze's house. I've also added a few extra characters: The mutant cop and the Gypsy woman. Both of witch can be Bartered with and used in deep and casual conversations. What do you think? - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 20:36, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
:I didn't change my name. I just changed my sig. Why does everyone think I changed my name? --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">22:22, 2 May 2011 </span>
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:Good, you're doing well. But please, I have a task for you. At the beginning, where the option is examine bat's note; try to somehow connect where you are now to that area. Thanks. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:10, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
::I thought so because your sig does not say Lollipop, and your top of talk page does not say Lollipop, and your user page for a while did not say Lollipop. Like how Peachess user name is whyamidoingthis I thought maybe you were keeping the lollipop user name but signing on as chupa chups.
 
   
::Happy birthday, for your Birthday we had someone killed. That's more lasting than a feature, don't you think? {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 22:59, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
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I've been trying my Absolute best to try and find a way of stabilising the map. Why? If you center the map, it comes out like this:
:::No, no, I went for a rebrand. But i'm obviously still Lollipop. I may do a Tootsie Pop rebrand some time in the summer. Or a slurpee rebrand. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">23:12, 2 May 2011 </span>
 
::::For the record, the 1, 2, 3, crack is a reference to a vintage tootsie pop comercial
 
<youtube>2IA5Cv_5-g8</youtube> {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 23:27, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::I got kind of tired of that sig I carried for 4 months, the purple one. And yeah, I always liked having a small tootsie roll in the deep centre of a lollipop. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">23:30, 2 May 2011 </span>
 
::::::<youtube>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYDWMSRbAyE&feature=related</youtube>
 
   
::::::--{{User:Magic man/sig}} 00:06, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::::This Lollifest is going well. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">00:08, 3 May 2011 </span>
 
   
==HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY==
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{{2012 II map}}
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapy mega awsome birthday Lolipop. That surprise I had in store, I wasnt able to pull it off unfortunately, my hands were a little tied (shifty eyes). But in any case, the surprise will be comming soon okay and hopefuly will be even cooler! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 02:01, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
   
== Happy birthday, ya old lug! ==
 
   
[[File:File-Lollipopbirthdaycard(nopenis).jpg|center|400px]]
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....Oh dear. In fact, I also made a 2012 II death template; for here, as it's shown:
   
--{{User:Magic man/sig}} 02:26, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
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{{2012IIdied}}
   
:Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha, magic man, you put our birthday wishes to shame ;) ;) ;) --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 02:56, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
::Good job to syndrome as well. {{User:JackOfSpades/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:#000;">03:03, 3 May 2011 </span>
 
:::Thanks, guys! --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 16:10, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::And this is what {{U|Syndrome}} had to say on the subject:
 
   
[[File:Lollipopbirthdaycard.jpg|center|400px]]
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Any good? Save areas aren't finished yet. I've also added 36 extra pages while You've been Away. Ok? (・∀・) - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 20:29, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
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:Good. I need more messages from people other than you. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 20:40, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
   
--{{User:Magic man/sig}} 16:21, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
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[[Nobody cares]] enough to write you new messages. I wish I had new messages. (>.<) - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 20:46, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
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:[[Nobody cares]] about you. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 20:50, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
   
==Just sayin'==
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No U! - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 20:58, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
I just wanted to drop by here to say goobergoober bugs and boogers, flippity floppity flagpole flamers, gloppity ploopity leaksity tropwowths. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 3:14 3-5-'11
 
:Who mixed up the little bottles in the medicine cabinet again? {{for}} {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 03:16, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
::I should give him some shrooms. Maybe '''then''' he'll go on IRC. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''22:38, 4 May 2011''</span>
 
   
== Eh, Fellahs ==
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As I am the only Lollipop existing here, I automatically win. At least I know how to use the minor edir button...properly. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:01, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
   
Big hangover from Harper winning election and from big birthday party. Thanks for the card. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">00:31, 4 May 2011 </span>
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Other Lollipops here include the Lollipop Used in the image, and Dexter111344's Giant cock. Which wins by default, as it's much bigger than yours. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:03, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
:Hangover? YOU'RE ONLY EIGHTEEN!! Bad Lollipop! Bad Lollipop! --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 03:43, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
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:I won it two times in a row for delivering lollipops in all flavours. Dexter only has one flavour and the Lollipop is a drum...--{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:08, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
::Aye, beer is not as good as I thought it would be. I have some cousins in Ottawa that flew me there on a plane and it was a really screwed up party. Got home at 6 P.M. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''03:45, 4 May 2011''</span>
 
:::Really? Because six PM's not that late. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 03:47, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::No, I stayedd overnight in Ottawa, and my cousins and I were tired, so we left for Guelph at around 4:30.--{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''03:49, 4 May 2011''</span>
 
:::::I see... but you still shouldn't be drinking at your age. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 03:50, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::The drinking law in Ottawa is 18. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''03:51, 4 May 2011''</span>
 
:::::::Where I live the you can drink NA (non alcoholic) beer at eighteen, but not real beer 'till you're twenty-one. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 03:58, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::And where must that be (by the way, in Guelph the law is 19, that's why we went to Ottawa). --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''21:16, 4 May 2011''</span>
 
:::::::::Lolipop...glad you had a great birthday and congradulations for the election. Canadas Mayor will lead well...now that he can do anything he wants. The seven corporations i own in canada can now grow now that I will pay no more corporate taxes. Its win win for Canadians and ethnics :) :) :) Now what to do with the savings? Any suggestions?--{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 21:29, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::::Go to Barbados. Oh, and go to Canada's Wonderland, it opens this weekend. And the elections for sheriff of Ontario is coming up. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''21:44, 4 May 2011''</span>
 
:::::::::::Lollipop, I live on Mars. Didn't you read my birthday card?!? --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 22:33, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::::::I thought [[Harry Houdini|dead people]] go to heaven. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''22:37, 4 May 2011''</span>
 
:::::::::::::I'm not dead, I'm just a [[HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise|Master of Disguise]]; no one's found me yet. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 22:41, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::::::::No...dead people [[HowTo:Go_in_Heaven|get into heaven]]. P.S. magic man I meant to link the article to cats even more times. Ill have to link as many more as possible :) {{Unsigned|Shabidoo}}
 
:::::::::::::::Please sign your edits on talk pages at all times. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''23:06, 4 May 2011''</span>
 
::::::::::::::I think I got my first hangover at fourteen lol Good to see you had fun! Did you feel magically growing responsible and mature enough to do all the stuff you couldn't do before? {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 23:21, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::::::::::::Luckily you have drinking laws at 18. Home at Guelph, the age is 19. That' why I went to Ottawa. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''23:31, 4 May 2011''</span>
 
::::::::::::::::Man...not being able to drink in a bar is Uber unfair. I mean, its like Uber sick. Thats some sick uberness. What uber nonsense this whole government control is all like. Stick it to the man lolipop and get your uberfreak on :) :)--{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 23:43, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::::::::::::::Being uberlicious got me banned for 10 minutes. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''23:46, 4 May 2011''</span>
 
:::::::::::::::Here the legal drinking age is 18... days old. Babies have gin mixed in their nursing bottles. Love your new sig, you should stick with it, bro! :P {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 23:49, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::::::::::I should create a bot soon. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''23:51, 4 May 2011''</span>
 
::::::::::::::OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UBER NO UBER NO NO NO NO DOOOOOOOONT CREATE A BOT LOLI NO N NO!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH UBER PLEASE UBER PLEASE!!! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 00:10, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::::::::::::It's name will be CANUCK (because 'Canuck' was already taken). --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''00:19, 5 May 2011''</span>
 
You're my bud on here also bro! So you were rooting for Harper? I was rooting for the Bloc Québécois, but the party was pulverized! That was pitiful. I'm just afraid that the Afghan war will go on forever now that Harper is majoritary. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 03:53, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::::::::::Nah, Layton the Creighton ruined it for you guys. I hate Jack Layton too. Grouchy old bum. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''21:10, 5 May 2011''</span>
 
:::::::::::::That damn Layton, what a dick head. What politician in their right mind would try to pull retired people out of poverty and get people into surgery rooms before they die. What a tyrannical dictator. HANG HIM! HANG HIM! My lord, what a total utter jerk face. Lets write an article about how he almost pulled a fast one over you guys with that whole poverty/healthcare thing! Zheeesh :) --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 21:15, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::::::::::He has prostate cancer apparently. Let's just wait for him to die. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''21:21, 5 May 2011''</span>
 
::::::::You should see the retardedness of the people from the NDP we elected here! Some did not even campaign, one was in Las Vegas for the whole campaign, some never even went to their counties in their lives! I don't agree with Harper, but I can't believe how much Quebec people voted like idiots! On anothe subject, should we call you Chupa Chups now, Lollichups? {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 05:15, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::::::Call me either Lollipop, Lolli, Chup, Chupa, or Chuppie. Either is fine. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''21:12, 6 May 2011''</span>
 
   
== Signpost Un ==
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...And you've licked on it an awful lot. All of which where later forwarded to [[Forum:Smakapedia|Smakapedia's]] Clyde the Tomato, who later had an Orgy party with a bunch of Scottish Chavs. I Don't know why. - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:11, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
   
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/5-5-11}}
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== Terribly creative UnSignpost header ==
{{User:Haydrahlienne/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">00:20, 5 May 2011 </span>
 
==IDK==
 
{{Wilde|If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.}}
 
   
--{{User:Jokerman/sig}} 16:59, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/7-4-11}}
:Which article did you get that from. Or is that a real quote? --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">''21:13, 6 May 2011''</span>
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{{User:Haydrahlienne/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">04:22, 7 April 2011 </span>
::Unlike most of the Wilde quotes on Uncyc, this is real.--{{User:Jokerman/sig}} 01:22, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::Oscar Wilde quotes became old in 2007. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">'' 01:58, 7 May 2011''</span>
 
::::Prior to coming here, I never heard of that guy. I was like who in the hell is this guy? He's quoted everywhere lol {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 02:39, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
 
:::::You've never heard of Oscar Wilde? He was an Irish poet and playwright. Sadly he died in 1900 at the age of 46, [[Lies|then was reincarnated in 2005 to become CEO of Unmeta]]. --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:red;">'' 16:54, 7 May 2011''</span>
 
   
== No. ==
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==Hi Lollipop==
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<font color="purple" >So my two articles [[Jonah]] and [[The Romanovs]] got each an ICU and i fixed them so they were more truthful and less, well, idk what i did before but it was...interesting. Would you look them over?...</font>--{{User:Whyamidoingthis/sig}} 06:07, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
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:I'm on a little sabbatical here, I might be back regularily in about a week. You can ask someone else. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:19, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
   
I've come here to tell you that I won't add another section to your talk page. I refuse to be intimidated by your threats. So ha. Ha ha ha... --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 17:32, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
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:You just did. FAIL. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:33, 8 May 2011 </span>
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== You Gonna Finnish That? ==
::Yes, I'm aware. It's called irony, dear. Look it up. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 17:37, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
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:::Why do you call me dear? Anyway, my article is on VFH, and it'd be splendid if you'd nom it. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 17:39, 8 May 2011 </span>
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[[User:Lollipop/Twenty Stories of Banned Users|Twenty Stories of Banned Users]], I Have the sneaking Suspicion you wont. I also made 17 More pages for [[Game:2012_II|2012_II]]! Just so you know. Ok? - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:23, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
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:I am, but i'm on a mini sabbatical right now. But you can help. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 21:49, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Oh yeah right, When they say that it's a "mini", Then See you Later in august 2013!! - {{User:Another n00b/sig}} 21:57, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
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:No, i'm honest. You know I always gripe about users doing it. Then why would I do it? See you April 19, 2011. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 22:37, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
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==Lonely and missing...==
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<font color=purple >'''leaving u a message...have fun on ur sabbatical/vacation...don't get robbed/murdered...at least u'll be safe from my destructive sigs...'''</font>--{{User:Whyamidoingthis/sigpop|21:24|9|April|2011}}
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:I'll be poking around for a while, but remember to leave plenty of messages. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 00:15, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
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::<font color=bright pink >'''How much is plenty before is becomes spam/vandalizing?'''</font>...{{User:Whyamidoingthis/sigpeach}} 14:17, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
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:::I'll put you on ban patrol if you don't kindly get off my talk. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 18:09, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
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== {{U|Another n00b}} ==
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Turned out to have vandal sock puppets, and was banned infinitely. So he won't be around to finish 2012 II with you. Just thought you should know. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 18:55, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
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:Really? All those were sockpuppets? Screw my retirement, i'm back on the scene. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 19:05, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
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::Probably not ''all'' of them. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 19:13, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
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:::So ''who'' were they? --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 19:16, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
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::::For my answer look at [[User talk:Another n00b|Another n00b's]] talk page. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 19:23, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
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== [[VFS]] ==
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Just thought you should know, I nommed you for oppage. Good luck! --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 01:54, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
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:Thanks, man. I'll return the favour whenever you need it. Especially, if i'm admin. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 01:59, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
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::Heh. Thanks. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 02:10, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
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:::I hope we can be admins together. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 02:12, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
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::::That'd be cool. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 02:14, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::Mimo would have to be there too. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 02:16, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
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== UnTV ==
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In all seriousness, which for me is really really hard, I would like to discuss Un:TV. On IRC the other night, when the horrible news of Justin Bieber's Hair being shorn off as a stand alone article on {{W|Justin Bieber's hair}}, we were saying it would be good to have an UN"News article about Uncyclopedia's reaction. Then I piped in about video, and the UNTV got brought up and stuff. Any-who - One of my friends is a person of interest. I could ask to see if he could use some of his resources to produce some kind of newsvideo. He has a green screen studio so reporters could be "live on the scene" etc. Of course, it would involve have screen personalities in the city of my residence. '''Update''' before I even saved this, we talked, and he is in. <nowiki></end of serious></nowiki>---{{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 23:30, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
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:Do you have the email user enabled? Go to preferences to see. (''Note: This is the debut of my new sig.'') --{{User:Lollipop/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:green;">23:31, 13 April 2011 </span>
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::Nah, i'm not ready for a new sig yet. I'm saving this one for when I need a new one most. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 23:46, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
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:::That one is also too tall. Also also, hi. <small>I'll just be going, now.</small> {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">00:50, 14 April 2011 </span>
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::::<small>Shoo.</small> --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 00:52, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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I am supposed to be able to get email from other users. I subscribed to the youtube channel under my gmail, which is my email but not my youtube userid which is confusing. I know. {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 00:12, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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:Okay, i'll send you the password and user I.D. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 00:42, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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::The password is Poop, and the user I.D. is number 2. hahahahahah I made a poop joke, heeheeheeheeheehahahahahahaha huh? [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 00:52 14-4-'11
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:::The password is Aleister has the sense of humour of a 6 year old; and the password is poop joke. Did I mention what the password was? --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 00:58, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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::::'''The LULZ''' ''The LULZ'' - got the stuff. ps I sent you a pic of my choice for anchor and she is kissing another chick in it. {{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 01:02, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::Good. Is she hot? --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 01:06, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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::::::She has been [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3048151/ known to be] --{{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 01:17, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::::Wow, a movie star working for UnNews! Hey, Charlie Sheen is coming to Canada soon; i'll see if he can do a show on UnTv. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 01:19, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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::::::::Yea, I was an extra in a movie she was in, but not in the same scene, but we met at a party at my person of interest friend's lot, and I showed her my bag of tricks. I have not talked with her about this, but I know she loves the camera. --{{User:kevillips/sigwhy}} 01:23, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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:::::::::Nice! --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} 01:25, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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== good to know you're with grueslayer but you really should pay attention here ==
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It's good that you can help edit Grueslayer. I just want to let you know that you should check the Grueslayer talk page more; we're enacting a plan that will include the deletion of 95 percent of the game in order to start anew. Check the Grueslayer talk page for more info. --{{User:Trar/sig}} 19:14, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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:I also have an idea to do add some flash into the game, such as intros and stuff. Cheers. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 21:46, 14 April 2011 </span> 21:46, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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== The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always. ==
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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/14-4-11}}
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{{User:Haydrahlienne/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">04:01, 14 April 2011 </span>
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== Ya know you have to wait for this conversation to be over before you can archive, right? ==
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AND I'LL MAKE SURE IT'S NEVER OVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 22:40, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
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:Cool. I miss the days a few months ago when Puppy and Mimo were in their prime. I miss them. And Bevanz. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 22:42, 16 April 2011 </span>
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::Adding to the never ending conversation, I must remind you that Puppies grow into dogs sometimes, and I am worried that Puppy is wandering away from us more and more. More treats are needed to tempt him back, and some belly rubs. And Mimo too, more treats. [[user:Aleister|'''Al''']] 22:47 16-4-'11
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:::Bevanz got euthanized, sadly. --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 22:48, 16 April 2011 </span>
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::::I like where this conversation is going. {{User:JackOfSpades/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:#000;">22:49, 16 April 2011 </span>
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:::::Jack be nimble... --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 22:50, 16 April 2011 </span>
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[[File:JackAndAku2.jpg|center]]
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::::::Where my evil is law. {{User:JackOfSpades/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:#000;">23:26, 16 April 2011 </span>
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:::::::I'm going to see Puppy. Has he been neutered yet? --{{User:Lollipop/sig}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:purple;"> - 00:06, 17 April 2011 </span>

Latest revision as of 23:34, July 20, 2011


Month Two begins

Since Maniac mcpee became Lollipop, it has already been a month. I will celebrate by participating in the Dr. Skullthumper writing contest. I like Skully. He's a good admin. Him and Leddy should both get awards for quietest admins. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 14:29, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

I peed

Hey Lollipop. I wrote the review for you. Before you start throwing rotten lollipops at me, make sure you understand everything I've said. Thanks! ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 15:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. It's more of just a bonus feature to On the Run, and I will try to do what you suggested. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:23, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Cool. Do you mind me helping out? ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 15:25, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Sure. Always good to help a newbie. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:27, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Okay, first I'll make an image for your article. Does "ON THE CHATROOM" sound good? ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 15:31, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
I'm making the image. There has to be a certain font, like all the other stuff, like menu. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:32, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Cool then. I'll add some stuff I have in mind later, but for now I'll let you fix it up how you want to. Remember, I'm always[1] available! ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 15:35, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Not always.

That's...nice. Also, thanks Spike! You'd make a great admin. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:51, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Lol Lollipop I didn't request you to upload the image; I told you it would help your article. =P ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 16:11, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Misspelled your your, wrong your, you put you're instead of your. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
You have no proof. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 16:36, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Yes I do. I have the history. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:45, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Here it is. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:47, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, thats so convincing. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 16:52, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
It actually is. Every edit to a page has been recorded in page history. For every article, userpage, talkpage...just click the 'view history' tab. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:06, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Lollipop, i'm not a total n00b. I've worked on Wikia for a while. That was a joke. Anyway, can I start working on On The Run? ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 17:11, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
I know. And do you mean On the Run (the game) or On the Run (chatroom)? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:13, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
I'm eager to add some stuff. Chatroom. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 17:15, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Nice job with the entry! Congrats! ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 19:09, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, mon. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:14, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Man. ;) ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 19:38, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
I said mon, not man. Mon is what Jamaicans say (although i'm not Jamaican). Hope you enjoyed your LP (not record, lollipop= LP). --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:36, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
I've just realized. Yes, it was fun! Anyway, night! ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 22:40, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Could I

Have a Strawberry flavoured Lollipop? Please? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:34, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Done. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:34, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:06, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Hey! I have an idea!!

Are you annoyed at all of the tedious requests for Lollipops by the Users of Uncyclopedia? Why not get a Bot? It could give randomly selected people a Lollipop once every couple of days. Call it something Jazzy, such as " The Lollipop Bot™ ". It could also perform tedious manual tasks other than delivering Lollipops, not dissimilar to that of Bot of an unregistered user. What do you think? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:51, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

That would be a good idea, but it couldn't be randomly selected users. Dancing dude was once banned for giving his dances to random users. Now they have to sign up for it so he won't get banned anymore. Just saying. --Tophat headless 21:25, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Ok, fair enough. Have it your Way. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:48, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

What I don is ask them if they'd like one. But I have something called the Lollipop Shop where you can sign up. A link is on my userpage. Sign up and order. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:57, March 21, 2011 (UTC)


I don't wan't to sound like an advertiser, but could you please quickly read this? Is it ICU worthy? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 22:04, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

ICU. (I see you). --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:05, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

* sigh * . Could you help me? Please? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 22:08, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:12, 24 March 2011


I Vandalise your Wiki

New!! --> Crapedia In a new and better look! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:21, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

That ain't my wiki no more. It's yours now. Enjoy. I'll make you an admin there. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:48, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
I went to that page and a virus started down loading on my computer. I closed the window before it was done; but you guys should be careful. --Tophat headless 23:36, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
I didn't do it, iot was Another n00b. Luckily I didn't click the page. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:37, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
Fuck Another n00b. --Tophat headless 23:39, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
Fuck me. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:45, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
No. --Tophat headless 00:16, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Oh yeah, that's right. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:22, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
What's right? --Tophat headless 00:48, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Everything. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:54, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
I think you mean nothing. --Tophat headless 00:57, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Erm.... It's a scare link. It doesn't actually link to a penis enlargement Website (¬_¬) . - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 08:05, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Well actually, a virus I've had before called security tool started down loading on my computer. It was real, and I didn't see anything about penis enlargement... --Tophat headless 01:24, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Check the recent changes

On Smakapedia wiki. Did I do good? (・∀・) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:47, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Writing articles

Hey, I was on IRC when you brought your Peekaboo article to everyone's attention. While I agree with a lot of what was said, namely your tendency to use Uncyc in-jokes, basic lies and name-dropping, I also saw some potential in the article and wanted to swing by and give some advice while you revise it. First, I'm sure you're familiar with this. Read it, hate it, but understand it; you'll be a better writer. Second, I wrote a Pee Review for another article that suffered from the same problems yours is, that you can find here. Read it, hate it, but understand it, and ask any questions you have here or on my talk page. ~ Humbuck Talk 06:38, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

*sniff* I'm so proud of you. Jackofspades (talk) 01:04, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
I fixed up Peekaboo a bit, I took Jello Mold's suggestions. I removed a large part of the intro and I am working on a picture currently. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:05, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
It's getting there. I doubt you'll ever get a feature for this, but keep it up and I'm sure the ICU tag will get taken off. The main thing that I can tell you about writing comedy is that it isn't easy; it takes time. I notice from the article's history page that you've spent less than 50 minutes writing it. Maybe you work quick, but all I can say is that most of my topical UnNewses take at least 3 hours to write, while the ones that don't have a timeframe get stewed for several days apiece. I recommend slowing down, taking your time, and really thinking about what you're saying. Ask yourself Why is this funny? Will other people find this funny? and What am I saying about this topic that makes it witty? Anyone can put in the minimal effort and create some filler material. Go the extra yard, put in the extra thought, and make it feature worthy. ~ Humbuck Talk 04:32, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, Humby. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 04:36, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

UncyclopediaTV

Newcookie DJ Mixerr has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
I congratulate you on opening up a YouTube™ account for Uncyclopedia. Although, I do find one thing very odd. I though the main admins, staff, and founders such as User:Chronarion, User:Stillwaters, User:Angela, User:Sannse, User:Zombiebaron, and User:Dexter111344 would have set it up along time ago. Either way, it doesn't bother me. I'm glad you set it up. Have a great day! DJ Mixerr 17:56, March 27, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)
I've come a long way from creating vanity pages, getting banned, and making shitty articles. I am proud to be bringing so much to Uncyclopedia as I start to exit n00bhood and enter the regular rankings. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:59, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
DJ Mixerr is right, this is a very exceptional thing you've done. I think it's alright if I give you the Feather in Your Cap award. This is actually a big deal, and isn't handed out lightly. You certainly deserve it for your initiative and innovation on both pushing for, and then setting up, the Youtube channel. Aleister 1:14 28-3-'11



I...am...amazed. Now all I need is a feature, and i'm a high class Uncyclopedian. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:18, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
You already are; the feather in your cap award means you're a KUN. I added you to the list. --Tophat headless 01:22, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
I don't mean to be an asshole, but do you think maybe there's a reason the "main admins, staff, and founders" have never set up a YouTube channel? Something to consider, folks.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:51 Mar 28, 2011
Is it a legal thing with wikia, or concern over the quality of videos? Maybe vids can be voted on or off the page, for quality control. Aleister 1:59 28-3-'11
It wouldn't be a legality issue so much as an issue with quality and authority over it. Plus, there'd be a certain expectation that it'd remain updated, meaning a steady flow of good videos. /my thoughts. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:12, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
*sits quietly and watches discussion whilst munching popcorn*. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:34, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
April fool`s day is coming. Have you any ideas for videos? Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat 05:05, March 28, 2011
Certainly. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:20, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
I knew you would! DJ Mixerr 17:35, April 9, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)

Still you

The rickroll link in Lolliflix hasn't been fixed. Fix it please. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 15:26, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

Fixed it. Enjoy seeing Selena Gomez naked. Or not... --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:18, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

*Achoo!*

Excuse me. Anyway, it looks to me that you voted for on HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise and were inducted into the brotherhood of disguise masters. Well guess what? It made it into featured queue, which entitles you to the golden Groucho Marx glasses award. Congratulations.

Golden-Groucho-Marx-glasses

Thanks for the vote, dude!

--Tophat headless 15:32, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

If we ever have that temporary admin thing, i'm voting for you. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:12, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks! I'll nom you, but I get the feeling that there would be people voting against you. Anyway, thanks again. --Tophat headless 02:44, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Lyrithya is dead. Have you not heard that yet? So I guess that means i'm ready for adminship. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:22, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Huh?

... alright...TERRA 00:58, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

We here at Uncyc like to welcome new users. Unless they are vandals. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:21, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
And sometimes even then. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:21, 31 March 2011
Yes...you never know, because sometimes they pop out after they welcome you. I awlays check their contribs before saying hello. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:24, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
But not their deleted contributions... most of us can't check those. Foo. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:47, 31 March 2011
You only have a few more hours of doing that. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:04, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:15, 31 March 2011

Found art

Housedraw2

I think I found another artwork for your gallery. It is in fact very good, and shows years of training in the arts of painting and composition. Aleister 21:31 31-3-'11


Hello! Lollipop

Smakapedia has completely fell arse over tits with it's administration. There nothing but outright banning each other and the Russian bloke has de-sysop'd everyone and made it his own personal workspace. Just saying. (゚∀゚) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:44, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I honestly couldn't care less. And why is there a Russian guy? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:46, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

And now for something completely different: I think that it was a good decision to make On the Run as Salamander is horrid. I also Drastically re-written Game:On the Run/About, just so you know. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:50, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Also, the joke of "Game:On the Run/About" was because I was trying to make it look like an video-game instruction manual, so I try to removed the black game background and made it look like an instruction manual. Plus, with specific style of writing. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:01, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Oh. Well remove the black background then. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:02, April 2, 2011 (UTC)


Ok. I was thinking we could maybe finish Game:2012 II soon, Together? (゚⊿゚) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:03, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I might attempt to bring Trar to help you if he says yes. He's on IRC a lot. He created Grueslayer you know. So I think it could work if he agrees to work on it. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I'm unable to go on IRC anymore, so You will have to ask him. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Will do. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Ok? I thought that I could control the plot and it's direction, you could spice it up, and Trar could generally help out along the way. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:15, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

And then there's Maude! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:19, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
He's not online at the moment, but once he is,i'll ask him. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:19, April 2, 2011 (UTC)


There's even a Grueslayer website, However it's only a Single-serving one: http://www.grueslayer.com/ Please note it's crap. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:21, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

If he owns the website, i'll ask him about putting a link to the game somewhere. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:23, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I don't even know what it is.... Looks like a Grueslayer-themed YTMND to me. Or have I just looked at too many of them? I think he would be embarrassed to mention that though. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:28, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Here, you get started on 2012 II, i'll bring in Trar when he comes. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:32, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Expect at least 16 pages in the next hour. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:35, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Trar is online, and he said he is checking his talkpage. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:46, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Trar likes the game, and agrees to help, but he said whenever he is ready to make a comeback, he will work on it. He wants us to work on it, and he'll join us soon. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:08, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I've added to the plot. Here it all is in full.

"

A man (The same one who appeared in 2012 original) comes across the Tombs of the Aztecs, and soon attempts to plunder it's riches. He comes across a man called "Sleeze" who tries to help him out of his poverty-stricken situation, and soon helps him uncover various traps.

"

Throughout, Various people come and go, often giving out help and Advice. It also has 31 different locations, which the player later Acquires from a merchant a map, which allows for easy access to the many different areas and side quests. There are also nods to classic PDP-10 TA's such as ADVENT and other, earlier homecomputer games. Also, It could feature an epic (At least for an Uncyc game!) Boss, with proper RPG battling and everything! What do you think?

- Barn-owl LOL vandalz 22:30, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I like it, i'll pop in and help. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:33, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Need help on the map!!

It has serious formatting errors, some of which are unfixable. Please help! ( ゚∀゚) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 07:38, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

I will hate you forever!!!!

You had the penis lollipop deleted!!! *Sobs and runs off* --Tophat headless 21:36, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I'll restore it to your userspace. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:39, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

The penis lollipop was one of the best flavours. I had your dad's last night.... - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:40, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

It has already been removed from the Lollipop Shop menu and catalog. But it can be restored to Magic man's userspace, I requested that to TKF. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:45, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
I can attest to what Another n00b said, I was there. Anyway, thanks. --Tophat headless 21:46, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
I always enjoyed sucking your dad's almost exquisite penis Lollipops. It was like tucking into a jam roly-poly, except they don't scream when you molester them. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:48, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hi

You promised to review my article WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS???? Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 23:06, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I'm getting to it now. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the review, moved here Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 00:11, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
You should do a sequel called "100 reasons to ban Another n00b". --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:12, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
I thought you where using the {{USERNAME}} template. You wasn't (゚д゚) . - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 09:14, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
Hmmmmmm... I could do that... Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 09:17, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
I'm nomming yo0ur Lyrithya article for VFH. Hope it does well. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:09, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

I don't think that would be a good idea, as new visitors to the site Who have never been here before would be enquiring who this "Lyrithya" person is. (´Д`) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:27, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Same goes with Fuck ChiefjusticeDS. So tough for those new users. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:28, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Also, I would be rather flattered if Frosty did go ahead with what you said, But I doubt he has the effort for it. Anyway, Do you like the 2012_II map as it currently is?: </center>

         NOT UNLOCKED
           /     |                                                                            Old, REA base
          /      |                                                                                  |
         /       |                                                                                  |
        /        |                                                                                  |
  Sleeze's house     WASTELAND                                Unglican church                                             
       |                                                       \                                    |
       |                                                        \                                   |
       |\------------------Hooter's strip club                   |                     
       | \               |                                       |                                  |
       |  \              |                                       |                                  |-----Highway
       | Market place                                Office building                                                                                            
       |-----------------|                             /-------|                                    |
       |                  \                           /        |                                    |                 
       |                   \                         /         |                                    |            
       |                    ------------------------/----------|                                    |                          
       |                                           /           |                SACK CITY           |               
       |                                          /            |                                    |
       |                                         /             |                                    |
       -------------------------Borders of Sack City------------------------------------------------|

SOMEBODY PLEASE FIX THIS!!

Oh, and I was hoping you could do a .gif of a man walking in the Travel sections. I've also currently made 28 pages. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:32, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Sure. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:35, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

It looks rather strange, but it will do. ( ^_^) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:58, April 3, 2011 (UTC) I know the map looks Bare-bones now, but it only needs a bit of extra help. I was also thinking of how the game could be set out, and it is going in a Pitfall/Wasteland parody. The areas of the game could be plotted out in full detail, rather like the New Zork games. Hoping you will like it. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:39, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

The brand new, CONTROVERSIAL Lollipops

You could make Bathwater flavoured Lollipops, entitled "Sex on a beach", Or you could make Licensed, Zork branded Lollipops for the Consumerists! ( Sorry for slow typing my spacebar is broken ) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:03, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

RC has already spun off his version of lollipops (see Olipro's talkpage). You could make your own, just copy the lollipop template and start delivering your own. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:15, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

I hate Admins

Why would you want that load of old Rubbish in your Userspace? Please respond. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:59, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Never mind. I'm writing a userspace article called 20 stories of banned users, which is a mix of "I hate Admins" and "UnBooks:ChiefjusticeDS and Me - The Diary of an Uncyclopedia Noob". It will remain in userspace. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:01, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

I'll tell you how much the "I hate Admins" article sucks. I wrote it. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 22:16, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

You just dissed yourself. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:24, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Back to the Topic on 2012 II

I've made about 49 extra pages. Most, if not all of which go into Hyper-detail on the content's of Sleeze's House. In fact, I reckon this game's gonna have at least 900 pages when where done with this game if we go into as much detail as we have on Sleeze's house. I've also added a few extra characters: The mutant cop and the Gypsy woman. Both of witch can be Bartered with and used in deep and casual conversations. What do you think? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:36, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Good, you're doing well. But please, I have a task for you. At the beginning, where the option is examine bat's note; try to somehow connect where you are now to that area. Thanks. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:10, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

I've been trying my Absolute best to try and find a way of stabilising the map. Why? If you center the map, it comes out like this:


         NOT UNLOCKED
           /     |                                                                            Old, REA base
          /      |                                                                                  |
         /       |                                                                                  |
        /        |                                                                                  |
  Sleeze's house     WASTELAND                                Unglican church                                             
       |                                                       \                                    |
       |                                                        \                                   |
       |\------------------Hooter's strip club                   |                     
       | \               |                                       |                                  |
       |  \              |                                       |                                  |-----Highway
       | Market place                                Office building                                                                                            
       |-----------------|                             /-------|                                    |
       |                  \                           /        |                                    |                 
       |                   \                         /         |                                    |            
       |                    ------------------------/----------|                                    |                          
       |                                           /           |                SACK CITY           |               
       |                                          /            |                                    |
       |                                         /             |                                    |
       -------------------------Borders of Sack City------------------------------------------------|

SOMEBODY PLEASE FIX THIS!!


....Oh dear. In fact, I also made a 2012 II death template; for here, as it's shown:

<center>You've bit the brain!

Now you've died, you fapper. Now what would you like to do?


Any good? Save areas aren't finished yet. I've also added 36 extra pages while You've been Away. Ok? (・∀・) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:29, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Good. I need more messages from people other than you. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:40, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Nobody cares enough to write you new messages. I wish I had new messages. (>.<) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:46, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Nobody cares about you. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:50, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

No U! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:58, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

As I am the only Lollipop existing here, I automatically win. At least I know how to use the minor edir button...properly. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:01, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Other Lollipops here include the Lollipop Used in the image, and Dexter111344's Giant cock. Which wins by default, as it's much bigger than yours. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:03, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

I won it two times in a row for delivering lollipops in all flavours. Dexter only has one flavour and the Lollipop is a drum...--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:08, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

...And you've licked on it an awful lot. All of which where later forwarded to Smakapedia's Clyde the Tomato, who later had an Orgy party with a bunch of Scottish Chavs. I Don't know why. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:11, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 7 April 2011

Hi Lollipop

So my two articles Jonah and The Romanovs got each an ICU and i fixed them so they were more truthful and less, well, idk what i did before but it was...interesting. Would you look them over?...--Purple&Pink 06:07, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

I'm on a little sabbatical here, I might be back regularily in about a week. You can ask someone else. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:19, April 8, 2011 (UTC)


You Gonna Finnish That?

Twenty Stories of Banned Users, I Have the sneaking Suspicion you wont. I also made 17 More pages for 2012_II! Just so you know. Ok? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:23, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

I am, but i'm on a mini sabbatical right now. But you can help. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:49, April 8, 2011 (UTC)


Oh yeah right, When they say that it's a "mini", Then See you Later in august 2013!! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:57, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

No, i'm honest. You know I always gripe about users doing it. Then why would I do it? See you April 19, 2011. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:37, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Lonely and missing...

leaving u a message...have fun on ur sabbatical/vacation...don't get robbed/murdered...at least u'll be safe from my destructive sigs...--Purple&Pink I didn't do it! 21:24, 9 April, 2011 (UTC)

I'll be poking around for a while, but remember to leave plenty of messages. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:15, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
How much is plenty before is becomes spam/vandalizing?...Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 14:17, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
I'll put you on ban patrol if you don't kindly get off my talk. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:09, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Another n00b

Turned out to have vandal sock puppets, and was banned infinitely. So he won't be around to finish 2012 II with you. Just thought you should know. --Tophat headless 18:55, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Really? All those were sockpuppets? Screw my retirement, i'm back on the scene. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:05, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
Probably not all of them. --Tophat headless 19:13, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
So who were they? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:16, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
For my answer look at Another n00b's talk page. --Tophat headless 19:23, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

VFS

Just thought you should know, I nommed you for oppage. Good luck! --Tophat headless 01:54, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, man. I'll return the favour whenever you need it. Especially, if i'm admin. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:59, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
Heh. Thanks. --Tophat headless 02:10, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
I hope we can be admins together. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:12, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
That'd be cool. --Tophat headless 02:14, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
Mimo would have to be there too. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:16, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

UnTV

In all seriousness, which for me is really really hard, I would like to discuss Un:TV. On IRC the other night, when the horrible news of Justin Bieber's Hair being shorn off as a stand alone article on Justin Bieber's hair, we were saying it would be good to have an UN"News article about Uncyclopedia's reaction. Then I piped in about video, and the UNTV got brought up and stuff. Any-who - One of my friends is a person of interest. I could ask to see if he could use some of his resources to produce some kind of newsvideo. He has a green screen studio so reporters could be "live on the scene" etc. Of course, it would involve have screen personalities in the city of my residence. Update before I even saved this, we talked, and he is in. </end of serious>-----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 23:30, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Do you have the email user enabled? Go to preferences to see. (Note: This is the debut of my new sig.) --Chupa chups(talk) 23:31, 13 April 2011
Nah, i'm not ready for a new sig yet. I'm saving this one for when I need a new one most. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:46, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
That one is also too tall. Also also, hi. I'll just be going, now. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:50, 14 April 2011
Shoo. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:52, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

I am supposed to be able to get email from other users. I subscribed to the youtube channel under my gmail, which is my email but not my youtube userid which is confusing. I know. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:12, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, i'll send you the password and user I.D. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:42, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
The password is Poop, and the user I.D. is number 2. hahahahahah I made a poop joke, heeheeheeheeheehahahahahahaha huh? Aleister 00:52 14-4-'11
The password is Aleister has the sense of humour of a 6 year old; and the password is poop joke. Did I mention what the password was? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:58, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
The LULZ The LULZ - got the stuff. ps I sent you a pic of my choice for anchor and she is kissing another chick in it. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:02, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
Good. Is she hot? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:06, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
She has been known to be ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:17, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
Wow, a movie star working for UnNews! Hey, Charlie Sheen is coming to Canada soon; i'll see if he can do a show on UnTv. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:19, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
Yea, I was an extra in a movie she was in, but not in the same scene, but we met at a party at my person of interest friend's lot, and I showed her my bag of tricks. I have not talked with her about this, but I know she loves the camera. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:23, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
Nice! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:25, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

good to know you're with grueslayer but you really should pay attention here

It's good that you can help edit Grueslayer. I just want to let you know that you should check the Grueslayer talk page more; we're enacting a plan that will include the deletion of 95 percent of the game in order to start anew. Check the Grueslayer talk page for more info. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 19:14, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

I also have an idea to do add some flash into the game, such as intros and stuff. Cheers. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:46, 14 April 2011 21:46, April 14, 2011 (UTC)


The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:01, 14 April 2011

Ya know you have to wait for this conversation to be over before you can archive, right?

AND I'LL MAKE SURE IT'S NEVER OVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! --Tophat headless 22:40, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

Cool. I miss the days a few months ago when Puppy and Mimo were in their prime. I miss them. And Bevanz. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:42, 16 April 2011
Adding to the never ending conversation, I must remind you that Puppies grow into dogs sometimes, and I am worried that Puppy is wandering away from us more and more. More treats are needed to tempt him back, and some belly rubs. And Mimo too, more treats. Al 22:47 16-4-'11
Bevanz got euthanized, sadly. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:48, 16 April 2011
I like where this conversation is going. Jackofspades (talk) 22:49, 16 April 2011
Jack be nimble... --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:50, 16 April 2011
JackAndAku2
Where my evil is law. Jackofspades (talk) 23:26, 16 April 2011
I'm going to see Puppy. Has he been neutered yet? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:06, 17 April 2011

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