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Month Two begins

Since Maniac mcpee became Lollipop, it has already been a month. I will celebrate by participating in the Dr. Skullthumper writing contest. I like Skully. He's a good admin. Him and Leddy should both get awards for quietest admins. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 14:29, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

I peed

Hey Lollipop. I wrote the review for you. Before you start throwing rotten lollipops at me, make sure you understand everything I've said. Thanks! ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 15:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. It's more of just a bonus feature to On the Run, and I will try to do what you suggested. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:23, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Cool. Do you mind me helping out? ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 15:25, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Sure. Always good to help a newbie. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:27, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Okay, first I'll make an image for your article. Does "ON THE CHATROOM" sound good? ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 15:31, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
I'm making the image. There has to be a certain font, like all the other stuff, like menu. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:32, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Cool then. I'll add some stuff I have in mind later, but for now I'll let you fix it up how you want to. Remember, I'm always[1] available! ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 15:35, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Not always.

That's...nice. Also, thanks Spike! You'd make a great admin. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:51, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Lol Lollipop I didn't request you to upload the image; I told you it would help your article. =P ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 16:11, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Misspelled your your, wrong your, you put you're instead of your. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
You have no proof. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 16:36, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Yes I do. I have the history. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:45, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Here it is. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:47, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, thats so convincing. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 16:52, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
It actually is. Every edit to a page has been recorded in page history. For every article, userpage, talkpage...just click the 'view history' tab. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:06, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Lollipop, i'm not a total n00b. I've worked on Wikia for a while. That was a joke. Anyway, can I start working on On The Run? ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 17:11, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
I know. And do you mean On the Run (the game) or On the Run (chatroom)? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:13, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
I'm eager to add some stuff. Chatroom. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 17:15, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Nice job with the entry! Congrats! ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 19:09, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, mon. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:14, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Man. ;) ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 19:38, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
I said mon, not man. Mon is what Jamaicans say (although i'm not Jamaican). Hope you enjoyed your LP (not record, lollipop= LP). --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:36, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
I've just realized. Yes, it was fun! Anyway, night! ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 22:40, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Could I

Have a Strawberry flavoured Lollipop? Please? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:34, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Done. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:34, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:06, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Hey! I have an idea!!

Are you annoyed at all of the tedious requests for Lollipops by the Users of Uncyclopedia? Why not get a Bot? It could give randomly selected people a Lollipop once every couple of days. Call it something Jazzy, such as " The Lollipop Bot™ ". It could also perform tedious manual tasks other than delivering Lollipops, not dissimilar to that of Bot of an unregistered user. What do you think? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:51, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

That would be a good idea, but it couldn't be randomly selected users. Dancing dude was once banned for giving his dances to random users. Now they have to sign up for it so he won't get banned anymore. Just saying. --Tophat headless 21:25, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Ok, fair enough. Have it your Way. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:48, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

What I don is ask them if they'd like one. But I have something called the Lollipop Shop where you can sign up. A link is on my userpage. Sign up and order. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:57, March 21, 2011 (UTC)


I don't wan't to sound like an advertiser, but could you please quickly read this? Is it ICU worthy? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 22:04, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

ICU. (I see you). --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:05, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

* sigh * . Could you help me? Please? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 22:08, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:12, 24 March 2011


I Vandalise your Wiki

New!! --> Crapedia In a new and better look! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:21, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

That ain't my wiki no more. It's yours now. Enjoy. I'll make you an admin there. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:48, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
I went to that page and a virus started down loading on my computer. I closed the window before it was done; but you guys should be careful. --Tophat headless 23:36, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
I didn't do it, iot was Another n00b. Luckily I didn't click the page. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:37, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
Fuck Another n00b. --Tophat headless 23:39, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
Fuck me. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:45, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
No. --Tophat headless 00:16, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Oh yeah, that's right. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:22, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
What's right? --Tophat headless 00:48, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Everything. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:54, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
I think you mean nothing. --Tophat headless 00:57, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Erm.... It's a scare link. It doesn't actually link to a penis enlargement Website (¬_¬) . - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 08:05, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Well actually, a virus I've had before called security tool started down loading on my computer. It was real, and I didn't see anything about penis enlargement... --Tophat headless 01:24, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Check the recent changes

On Smakapedia wiki. Did I do good? (・∀・) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:47, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Writing articles

Hey, I was on IRC when you brought your Peekaboo article to everyone's attention. While I agree with a lot of what was said, namely your tendency to use Uncyc in-jokes, basic lies and name-dropping, I also saw some potential in the article and wanted to swing by and give some advice while you revise it. First, I'm sure you're familiar with this. Read it, hate it, but understand it; you'll be a better writer. Second, I wrote a Pee Review for another article that suffered from the same problems yours is, that you can find here. Read it, hate it, but understand it, and ask any questions you have here or on my talk page. ~ Humbuck Talk 06:38, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

*sniff* I'm so proud of you. Jackofspades (talk) 01:04, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
I fixed up Peekaboo a bit, I took Jello Mold's suggestions. I removed a large part of the intro and I am working on a picture currently. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:05, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
It's getting there. I doubt you'll ever get a feature for this, but keep it up and I'm sure the ICU tag will get taken off. The main thing that I can tell you about writing comedy is that it isn't easy; it takes time. I notice from the article's history page that you've spent less than 50 minutes writing it. Maybe you work quick, but all I can say is that most of my topical UnNewses take at least 3 hours to write, while the ones that don't have a timeframe get stewed for several days apiece. I recommend slowing down, taking your time, and really thinking about what you're saying. Ask yourself Why is this funny? Will other people find this funny? and What am I saying about this topic that makes it witty? Anyone can put in the minimal effort and create some filler material. Go the extra yard, put in the extra thought, and make it feature worthy. ~ Humbuck Talk 04:32, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, Humby. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 04:36, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

UncyclopediaTV

Newcookie DJ Mixerr has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
I congratulate you on opening up a YouTube™ account for Uncyclopedia. Although, I do find one thing very odd. I though the main admins, staff, and founders such as User:Chronarion, User:Stillwaters, User:Angela, User:Sannse, User:Zombiebaron, and User:Dexter111344 would have set it up along time ago. Either way, it doesn't bother me. I'm glad you set it up. Have a great day! DJ Mixerr 17:56, March 27, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)
I've come a long way from creating vanity pages, getting banned, and making shitty articles. I am proud to be bringing so much to Uncyclopedia as I start to exit n00bhood and enter the regular rankings. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:59, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
DJ Mixerr is right, this is a very exceptional thing you've done. I think it's alright if I give you the Feather in Your Cap award. This is actually a big deal, and isn't handed out lightly. You certainly deserve it for your initiative and innovation on both pushing for, and then setting up, the Youtube channel. Aleister 1:14 28-3-'11



I...am...amazed. Now all I need is a feature, and i'm a high class Uncyclopedian. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:18, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
You already are; the feather in your cap award means you're a KUN. I added you to the list. --Tophat headless 01:22, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
I don't mean to be an asshole, but do you think maybe there's a reason the "main admins, staff, and founders" have never set up a YouTube channel? Something to consider, folks.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:51 Mar 28, 2011
Is it a legal thing with wikia, or concern over the quality of videos? Maybe vids can be voted on or off the page, for quality control. Aleister 1:59 28-3-'11
It wouldn't be a legality issue so much as an issue with quality and authority over it. Plus, there'd be a certain expectation that it'd remain updated, meaning a steady flow of good videos. /my thoughts. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:12, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
*sits quietly and watches discussion whilst munching popcorn*. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:34, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
April fool`s day is coming. Have you any ideas for videos? Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat 05:05, March 28, 2011
Certainly. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:20, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
I knew you would! DJ Mixerr 17:35, April 9, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)

Still you

The rickroll link in Lolliflix hasn't been fixed. Fix it please. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 15:26, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

Fixed it. Enjoy seeing Selena Gomez naked. Or not... --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:18, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

*Achoo!*

Excuse me. Anyway, it looks to me that you voted for on HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise and were inducted into the brotherhood of disguise masters. Well guess what? It made it into featured queue, which entitles you to the golden Groucho Marx glasses award. Congratulations.

Golden-Groucho-Marx-glasses

Thanks for the vote, dude!

--Tophat headless 15:32, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

If we ever have that temporary admin thing, i'm voting for you. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:12, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks! I'll nom you, but I get the feeling that there would be people voting against you. Anyway, thanks again. --Tophat headless 02:44, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Lyrithya is dead. Have you not heard that yet? So I guess that means i'm ready for adminship. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:22, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Huh?

... alright...TERRA 00:58, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

We here at Uncyc like to welcome new users. Unless they are vandals. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:21, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
And sometimes even then. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:21, 31 March 2011
Yes...you never know, because sometimes they pop out after they welcome you. I awlays check their contribs before saying hello. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:24, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
But not their deleted contributions... most of us can't check those. Foo. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:47, 31 March 2011
You only have a few more hours of doing that. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:04, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:15, 31 March 2011

Found art

Housedraw2

I think I found another artwork for your gallery. It is in fact very good, and shows years of training in the arts of painting and composition. Aleister 21:31 31-3-'11


Hello! Lollipop

Smakapedia has completely fell arse over tits with it's administration. There nothing but outright banning each other and the Russian bloke has de-sysop'd everyone and made it his own personal workspace. Just saying. (゚∀゚) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:44, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I honestly couldn't care less. And why is there a Russian guy? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:46, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

And now for something completely different: I think that it was a good decision to make On the Run as Salamander is horrid. I also Drastically re-written Game:On the Run/About, just so you know. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:50, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Also, the joke of "Game:On the Run/About" was because I was trying to make it look like an video-game instruction manual, so I try to removed the black game background and made it look like an instruction manual. Plus, with specific style of writing. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:01, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Oh. Well remove the black background then. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:02, April 2, 2011 (UTC)


Ok. I was thinking we could maybe finish Game:2012 II soon, Together? (゚⊿゚) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:03, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I might attempt to bring Trar to help you if he says yes. He's on IRC a lot. He created Grueslayer you know. So I think it could work if he agrees to work on it. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I'm unable to go on IRC anymore, so You will have to ask him. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Will do. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Ok? I thought that I could control the plot and it's direction, you could spice it up, and Trar could generally help out along the way. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:15, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

And then there's Maude! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:19, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
He's not online at the moment, but once he is,i'll ask him. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:19, April 2, 2011 (UTC)


There's even a Grueslayer website, However it's only a Single-serving one: http://www.grueslayer.com/ Please note it's crap. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:21, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

If he owns the website, i'll ask him about putting a link to the game somewhere. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:23, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I don't even know what it is.... Looks like a Grueslayer-themed YTMND to me. Or have I just looked at too many of them? I think he would be embarrassed to mention that though. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:28, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Here, you get started on 2012 II, i'll bring in Trar when he comes. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:32, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Expect at least 16 pages in the next hour. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:35, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Trar is online, and he said he is checking his talkpage. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:46, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Trar likes the game, and agrees to help, but he said whenever he is ready to make a comeback, he will work on it. He wants us to work on it, and he'll join us soon. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:08, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I've added to the plot. Here it all is in full.

"

A man (The same one who appeared in 2012 original) comes across the Tombs of the Aztecs, and soon attempts to plunder it's riches. He comes across a man called "Sleeze" who tries to help him out of his poverty-stricken situation, and soon helps him uncover various traps.

"

Throughout, Various people come and go, often giving out help and Advice. It also has 31 different locations, which the player later Acquires from a merchant a map, which allows for easy access to the many different areas and side quests. There are also nods to classic PDP-10 TA's such as ADVENT and other, earlier homecomputer games. Also, It could feature an epic (At least for an Uncyc game!) Boss, with proper RPG battling and everything! What do you think?

- Barn-owl LOL vandalz 22:30, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I like it, i'll pop in and help. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:33, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Need help on the map!!

It has serious formatting errors, some of which are unfixable. Please help! ( ゚∀゚) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 07:38, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

I will hate you forever!!!!

You had the penis lollipop deleted!!! *Sobs and runs off* --Tophat headless 21:36, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I'll restore it to your userspace. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:39, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

The penis lollipop was one of the best flavours. I had your dad's last night.... - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:40, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

It has already been removed from the Lollipop Shop menu and catalog. But it can be restored to Magic man's userspace, I requested that to TKF. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:45, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
I can attest to what Another n00b said, I was there. Anyway, thanks. --Tophat headless 21:46, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
I always enjoyed sucking your dad's almost exquisite penis Lollipops. It was like tucking into a jam roly-poly, except they don't scream when you molester them. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:48, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hi

You promised to review my article WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS???? Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 23:06, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

I'm getting to it now. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the review, moved here Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 00:11, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
You should do a sequel called "100 reasons to ban Another n00b". --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:12, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
I thought you where using the {{USERNAME}} template. You wasn't (゚д゚) . - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 09:14, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
Hmmmmmm... I could do that... Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 09:17, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
I'm nomming yo0ur Lyrithya article for VFH. Hope it does well. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:09, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

I don't think that would be a good idea, as new visitors to the site Who have never been here before would be enquiring who this "Lyrithya" person is. (´Д`) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:27, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Same goes with Fuck ChiefjusticeDS. So tough for those new users. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:28, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Also, I would be rather flattered if Frosty did go ahead with what you said, But I doubt he has the effort for it. Anyway, Do you like the 2012_II map as it currently is?: </center>

         NOT UNLOCKED
           /     |                                                                            Old, REA base
          /      |                                                                                  |
         /       |                                                                                  |
        /        |                                                                                  |
  Sleeze's house     WASTELAND                                Unglican church                                             
       |                                                       \                                    |
       |                                                        \                                   |
       |\------------------Hooter's strip club                   |                     
       | \               |                                       |                                  |
       |  \              |                                       |                                  |-----Highway
       | Market place                                Office building                                                                                            
       |-----------------|                             /-------|                                    |
       |                  \                           /        |                                    |                 
       |                   \                         /         |                                    |            
       |                    ------------------------/----------|                                    |                          
       |                                           /           |                SACK CITY           |               
       |                                          /            |                                    |
       |                                         /             |                                    |
       -------------------------Borders of Sack City------------------------------------------------|

SOMEBODY PLEASE FIX THIS!!

Oh, and I was hoping you could do a .gif of a man walking in the Travel sections. I've also currently made 28 pages. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:32, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Sure. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:35, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

It looks rather strange, but it will do. ( ^_^) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:58, April 3, 2011 (UTC) I know the map looks Bare-bones now, but it only needs a bit of extra help. I was also thinking of how the game could be set out, and it is going in a Pitfall/Wasteland parody. The areas of the game could be plotted out in full detail, rather like the New Zork games. Hoping you will like it. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:39, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

The brand new, CONTROVERSIAL Lollipops

You could make Bathwater flavoured Lollipops, entitled "Sex on a beach", Or you could make Licensed, Zork branded Lollipops for the Consumerists! ( Sorry for slow typing my spacebar is broken ) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:03, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

RC has already spun off his version of lollipops (see Olipro's talkpage). You could make your own, just copy the lollipop template and start delivering your own. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:15, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

I hate Admins

Why would you want that load of old Rubbish in your Userspace? Please respond. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:59, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Never mind. I'm writing a userspace article called 20 stories of banned users, which is a mix of "I hate Admins" and "UnBooks:ChiefjusticeDS and Me - The Diary of an Uncyclopedia Noob". It will remain in userspace. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:01, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

I'll tell you how much the "I hate Admins" article sucks. I wrote it. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 22:16, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

You just dissed yourself. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:24, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Back to the Topic on 2012 II

I've made about 49 extra pages. Most, if not all of which go into Hyper-detail on the content's of Sleeze's House. In fact, I reckon this game's gonna have at least 900 pages when where done with this game if we go into as much detail as we have on Sleeze's house. I've also added a few extra characters: The mutant cop and the Gypsy woman. Both of witch can be Bartered with and used in deep and casual conversations. What do you think? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:36, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Good, you're doing well. But please, I have a task for you. At the beginning, where the option is examine bat's note; try to somehow connect where you are now to that area. Thanks. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:10, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

I've been trying my Absolute best to try and find a way of stabilising the map. Why? If you center the map, it comes out like this:


         NOT UNLOCKED
           /     |                                                                            Old, REA base
          /      |                                                                                  |
         /       |                                                                                  |
        /        |                                                                                  |
  Sleeze's house     WASTELAND                                Unglican church                                             
       |                                                       \                                    |
       |                                                        \                                   |
       |\------------------Hooter's strip club                   |                     
       | \               |                                       |                                  |
       |  \              |                                       |                                  |-----Highway
       | Market place                                Office building                                                                                            
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       |                                           /           |                SACK CITY           |               
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       -------------------------Borders of Sack City------------------------------------------------|

SOMEBODY PLEASE FIX THIS!!


....Oh dear. In fact, I also made a 2012 II death template; for here, as it's shown:

<center>You've bit the keyboard!

Now you've died, you looney. Now what would you like to do?


Any good? Save areas aren't finished yet. I've also added 36 extra pages while You've been Away. Ok? (・∀・) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:29, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Good. I need more messages from people other than you. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:40, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Nobody cares enough to write you new messages. I wish I had new messages. (>.<) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:46, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Nobody cares about you. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:50, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

No U! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:58, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

As I am the only Lollipop existing here, I automatically win. At least I know how to use the minor edir button...properly. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:01, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Other Lollipops here include the Lollipop Used in the image, and Dexter111344's Giant cock. Which wins by default, as it's much bigger than yours. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:03, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

I won it two times in a row for delivering lollipops in all flavours. Dexter only has one flavour and the Lollipop is a drum...--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:08, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

...And you've licked on it an awful lot. All of which where later forwarded to Smakapedia's Clyde the Tomato, who later had an Orgy party with a bunch of Scottish Chavs. I Don't know why. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:11, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 7 April 2011

Hi Lollipop

So my two articles Jonah and The Romanovs got each an ICU and i fixed them so they were more truthful and less, well, idk what i did before but it was...interesting. Would you look them over?...--Purple&Pink 06:07, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

I'm on a little sabbatical here, I might be back regularily in about a week. You can ask someone else. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:19, April 8, 2011 (UTC)


You Gonna Finnish That?

Twenty Stories of Banned Users, I Have the sneaking Suspicion you wont. I also made 17 More pages for 2012_II! Just so you know. Ok? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:23, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

I am, but i'm on a mini sabbatical right now. But you can help. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:49, April 8, 2011 (UTC)


Oh yeah right, When they say that it's a "mini", Then See you Later in august 2013!! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:57, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

No, i'm honest. You know I always gripe about users doing it. Then why would I do it? See you April 19, 2011. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:37, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Lonely and missing...

leaving u a message...have fun on ur sabbatical/vacation...don't get robbed/murdered...at least u'll be safe from my destructive sigs...--Purple&Pink I didn't do it! 21:24, 9 April, 2011 (UTC)

I'll be poking around for a while, but remember to leave plenty of messages. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:15, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
How much is plenty before is becomes spam/vandalizing?...Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 14:17, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
I'll put you on ban patrol if you don't kindly get off my talk. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:09, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Another n00b

Turned out to have vandal sock puppets, and was banned infinitely. So he won't be around to finish 2012 II with you. Just thought you should know. --Tophat headless 18:55, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Really? All those were sockpuppets? Screw my retirement, i'm back on the scene. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:05, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
Probably not all of them. --Tophat headless 19:13, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
So who were they? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:16, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
For my answer look at Another n00b's talk page. --Tophat headless 19:23, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

VFS

Just thought you should know, I nommed you for oppage. Good luck! --Tophat headless 01:54, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, man. I'll return the favour whenever you need it. Especially, if i'm admin. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:59, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
Heh. Thanks. --Tophat headless 02:10, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
I hope we can be admins together. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:12, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
That'd be cool. --Tophat headless 02:14, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
Mimo would have to be there too. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:16, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

UnTV

In all seriousness, which for me is really really hard, I would like to discuss Un:TV. On IRC the other night, when the horrible news of Justin Bieber's Hair being shorn off as a stand alone article on Justin Bieber's hair, we were saying it would be good to have an UN"News article about Uncyclopedia's reaction. Then I piped in about video, and the UNTV got brought up and stuff. Any-who - One of my friends is a person of interest. I could ask to see if he could use some of his resources to produce some kind of newsvideo. He has a green screen studio so reporters could be "live on the scene" etc. Of course, it would involve have screen personalities in the city of my residence. Update before I even saved this, we talked, and he is in. </end of serious>-----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 23:30, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Do you have the email user enabled? Go to preferences to see. (Note: This is the debut of my new sig.) --Chupa chups(talk) 23:31, 13 April 2011
Nah, i'm not ready for a new sig yet. I'm saving this one for when I need a new one most. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:46, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
That one is also too tall. Also also, hi. I'll just be going, now. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:50, 14 April 2011
Shoo. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:52, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

I am supposed to be able to get email from other users. I subscribed to the youtube channel under my gmail, which is my email but not my youtube userid which is confusing. I know. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:12, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, i'll send you the password and user I.D. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:42, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
The password is Poop, and the user I.D. is number 2. hahahahahah I made a poop joke, heeheeheeheeheehahahahahahaha huh? Aleister 00:52 14-4-'11
The password is Aleister has the sense of humour of a 6 year old; and the password is poop joke. Did I mention what the password was? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:58, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
The LULZ The LULZ - got the stuff. ps I sent you a pic of my choice for anchor and she is kissing another chick in it. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:02, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
Good. Is she hot? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:06, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
She has been known to be ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:17, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
Wow, a movie star working for UnNews! Hey, Charlie Sheen is coming to Canada soon; i'll see if he can do a show on UnTv. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:19, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
Yea, I was an extra in a movie she was in, but not in the same scene, but we met at a party at my person of interest friend's lot, and I showed her my bag of tricks. I have not talked with her about this, but I know she loves the camera. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:23, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
Nice! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:25, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

good to know you're with grueslayer but you really should pay attention here

It's good that you can help edit Grueslayer. I just want to let you know that you should check the Grueslayer talk page more; we're enacting a plan that will include the deletion of 95 percent of the game in order to start anew. Check the Grueslayer talk page for more info. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 19:14, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

I also have an idea to do add some flash into the game, such as intros and stuff. Cheers. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:46, 14 April 2011 21:46, April 14, 2011 (UTC)


The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:01, 14 April 2011

Ya know you have to wait for this conversation to be over before you can archive, right?

AND I'LL MAKE SURE IT'S NEVER OVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! --Tophat headless 22:40, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

Cool. I miss the days a few months ago when Puppy and Mimo were in their prime. I miss them. And Bevanz. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:42, 16 April 2011
Adding to the never ending conversation, I must remind you that Puppies grow into dogs sometimes, and I am worried that Puppy is wandering away from us more and more. More treats are needed to tempt him back, and some belly rubs. And Mimo too, more treats. Al 22:47 16-4-'11
Bevanz got euthanized, sadly. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:48, 16 April 2011
I like where this conversation is going. Jackofspades (talk) 22:49, 16 April 2011
Jack be nimble... --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:50, 16 April 2011
JackAndAku2
Where my evil is law. Jackofspades (talk) 23:26, 16 April 2011
I'm going to see Puppy. Has he been neutered yet? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:06, 17 April 2011

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