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Aaaaaand this is where it all started folks. Thekillerfroggy welcomes Mcpee to Uncyclopedia! --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 07:12, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

Shalom aleichem

I just discovered your really rather promising Simpsteins article and have added a {{construction}} tag which will allow it seven days during which you can make changes and add more. Leave it in place, as the article isn't quite there yet and is liable to be deleted as it stands which would be a pity because, as I said, it's full of promise. Adding some images would be a good place to start as this will flesh out the page a bit and give you new ideas. Do feel free to ask me any questions you may have and I'd be more than happy to proof-read it once you're done. Finally, how about adding Ned Flandersovich as their Charedi neighbour and Krusty the Goyische clown? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 09:48, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

OK, I missed Nadav Fleischman. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 09:52, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

CHEIFJUSTICEDS HATERS UNITE!

I've made an article for those who hate ChiefjusticeDS, in true Uncyclopedia style. See it here --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 02:18, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

Where is everybody???

Fuck ChiefJusticeDS

You did a good thing by coming up with the idea and starting the ball rolling. In a perfect world you would have a half-feature, but this is far from that and goats sometimes even eat corpses if they're left lying around. Lyrithya did a great job on the page, and what I would suggest is to write a page in your user space "Fuck Lyrithya for stealing my page" and then work on it until it's a masterpiece, and then force Lyrithya to nom it for feature. Or something. And since I'm here I should request a reading of my HowTo:Frighten small children, which has found its way onto VFH and is sitting there at eight votes. If you like it, please shove it along, and if you hate it, please drive it into the lake. Thanks. Aleister 14:22 30 11

p.s. If you do write the Lyrithya page, and need a collaber, I'd consider it. We all really hate Lyrithya, shee writes too well for our standards and we just hate that.
p.s. And I didn't mean you should have a half feature. Your page was huffed, gone, dead. Lyrithya brought it's zombie body back and improved it. Zombie pages can't get a half-feature, but that doesn't mean you didn't contribute greatly by creating the idea (although a few people have done kind of fuck Chief Justice pages) and, as its birth father, earned lots of cigars. Aleister 21:31 30 11
Let's move away from the FUCK X USER article series. It was good the first time, I doubt any further articles will survive. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:33, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

Simpsteins

Restored as requested - you can find it in your userspace. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:45, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

I am retiring tonight

Maniac mcpee has officially announced his retirement tonight after 6 months on Uncyclopedia. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 01:45, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

After begging people to not vote to delete your game, on the grounds that you are still working on it? That's a... shame. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 01:59, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Assuming you don't (ahem) retire

There are significant issues with that game, and with the way it is structured they are likely to keep getting worse. I'm in the process of creating a few templates that will improve the way these games work, blah blah, which I'm happy to go through them with you if you want to keep that game alive. In the meantime, if it is a work in progress then I suggest placing a {{Construction}} on the first page. It is a very vague concept at present and as it is you're suggesting it is complete, and leaving alone like that suggests it's abandoned.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 06:40, Jan 4 2011 UTC

Assuming you do (ahem) retire

What are you retiring from? A long career in writing satire? This site has only been around for 5 years, so unless you've been writing satire for the past 30 odd years elsewhere, I'd suggest that the word retire should really read as quit. And over what? A game that you barely started and couldn't be stuffed coming back to finish for the last 2 months and since going back to it have made one very minor adjustment? Obviously it is your Magnum Opus given how passionate you are about it. Stop being a baby and either stay and write or leave and let us clean up the incomplete messes you've left behind.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 06:40, Jan 4 2011 UTC

Don't worry, i'm not retiring. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 23:05, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Signature testout

Testing 123... --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 23:05, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

It's substing in the entire thing. That may not mean anything to you, but please go into your preferences and replace the 'subst:' with 'subst:nosubst|'. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 22:48, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)
Fixed right away. Thanks. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 23:05, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Er... no. Look at the source, how yours is spewing its code all over the page, whereas mine is more like {{User:Lyrithya/sig}}... you need to replace everything in your signature input box with

{{subst:nosubst|User:Maniac mcpee/sig}}

...you'll see the difference once you do it. I hope. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 22:57, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Done. Thanks. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 23:01, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

No, thank you. It looks much better now. Although those images could scale better. Silly things. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 23:08, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)
 :) --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 23:10, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Game stuff

Okay, I've thrown a few templates together. The main things you should look at as templates are {{Get}}, {{Goto}} and {{Goto2}}. Also have just put them together in Game:Abyss and God's Answering Service, so check out the code on both of those first.

The next thing is that the secret to making a fantastic game is in the planning stages, which should come well before the actual coding. Are you looking at wandering around a map only or are you going to have inventory in there as well? Are you going to incorporate graphics or will it be a text based only game. (Remember that graphics will hide other issues in the game if they are done well.)

Just as an example of what I mean, I'm creating a very sketchy game engine below - without graphics - to show how this can work.

You are in the woods. You can go:

There's a bit of pretty coding in there. If you need any guidance with it let me know, but first make your plan.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 03:58, Jan 5 2011 UTC

I would like it to be a text game. And thanks for the templates. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 04:54, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Review of YouTube Poop

You asked on Lyrithya's talk page for feedback on your article.

First of all, I do realize there are a lot of YouTube Poop articles on here related to a great many subjects. To get it out of the way, I don't particularly like any of them. The concept of an article about them seems to always follow the same basic equation of talking about some aspect of YouTube Poop, referencing parts of the videos that nobody who hasn't seen it will get, and tying it into some bullshit "story".

You follow that equation to the letter. In your case, you attempted to make the subject tie into a "land that lies somewhere on the earth, but can not be found directly," which has apparently been plagued by the warring nations of characters from several popular subjects of YouTube Poop videos.

Besides the apparent flaw in the basic concept and subject of the page, your article lacks in a lot of core areas that people generally look for in an article on Uncyc. Humor, layout, structure, wording, grammar are just a few of the problems that I see with the article as a whole. The humor is entirely based on "jokes" that someone else made for a very small niche of viewers on YouTube. It isn't original, and it isn't even based on something a widespread audience would find funny.

Another thing to take into account is the layout of the article. I can see a confusing and poorly laid out article being used for an article written in the style of a YouTube poop. However, you are not trying for that goal. It is clear that the article is meant to be a pretty standard article covering the history of your mythical landmass, not a "YouTube Poop" article about YouTube Poop. Due to the fact that you are trying to write a standard article, the random and weird pictures, boring organization, and the huge map don't really make sense. An article about a landmass should probably be divided up into some standard areas like geography, culture, nations, history, economy, etc., and then each of those areas can be subdivided into other areas like each of the reigns of a nation, periods of strife, weather of certain regions, etc.

There are countless areas where it is more like you are telling something and not really explaining it or describing it. Every single section is just "This happened, then this happened, then this happened." In order to find humor, you must touch people emotionally. Slightly related is your grammar. You don't vary sentence length or structure, and there are way too many run-on sentences to count.

All in all, I do think that a subject like YouTube Poops should probably be reflected here. It is a popular Internet "genre" on YouTube, and I am sure a lot of people may search for it. However, your current rendition of such an article really falls short of an accurate representation. I sincerely doubt people who even liked YouTube Poops would find this article funny, or even like it at all.

As a side note, you can always request for a formal review at UN:PEE where people generally are willing to give an in depth review and their opinions on the articles. I wrote this review up loosely based on the guidelines they use there. Keep in mind that this is all my opinion and that you are welcome to go there for a second opinion. Generally, though, don't ask for feedback randomly in the middle of a subject on someone's talk page. Unless you are friends with the person, you should probably just ask directly if you want a specific person's opinion, or just go to the Pee Review area.

Thanks, and good luck! I am greatSoup? 22:03 6-Jan-11

Thanks and i'm moving the page to a new one called "History of YouTube Poop" and making a new one about the actual videos.

2012

Finished?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 11:20, Jan 16 2011 UTC

Yeah, it looks great! --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 18:46, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

It looks like you need a ninjastar!

Here:


--Tophat headless 01:50, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Woohoo! --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 01:51, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

The Gallery Of Uncyclopedia Art

As you've apparently noticed, I've moved this to your userspace, as it is at best an in-joke, at worst vanity, and either way, not done - a project, of sorts, I suppose, about users. Such projects are all very well and fine, but they face deletion in mainspace as they generally do not parody much of anything and serve little to no purpose to the average passerby, so please - keep the user stuff in the userspace, eh? Cheers. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:25, 18 January 2011

Sorry Maniac, but I agree with Lyrithya. Anyway, I'm gonna put all the images you, me, and mimo have made in there. --Tophat headless 15:43, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Fabulous. Say, how do you like what i've done with my userpage? With the template links? --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 21:08, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
Hello. I added one of Colin's pics to your gallery, a page that is turning out quite colourful and interesting. Colin's drawing came about one day when he was drawing things and did a forum asking for requests of what to draw. I said something like "a cow playing the piano while getting blown by a duck or something", and that's what he came up with, and its been on the Piano article ever since. He's got more of them. There must be lots of "hidden" and tucked-away masterpieces on the site, it's nice that you're collecting them and housing them in a fine museum, and only charging a $10 to look at them. Aleister 4:00 20-1-'11
Yes. The museum is becoming a landmark in Uncyclopedia. I remember the day I discoevered this site. I was looking for a Peanuts parody and I found your Snoopy page on Google. I clicked it and clicked some more links and voila! I started reading Uncyclopedia. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 20:32, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Note

I have updated your game Game:2012: The Game.


And....

What do you think? - Another n00b 18:51, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

Your signature...

Is yet again too tall - the new image you added, please scale it down so that it is 12px high. As it is, it is much too large and disrupts the height of the lines. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:00, 20 January 2011

How can his signature be too tall? Haven't you heard of John Hancock, who signed America's (Finnish people like you, Lyrithya, probably never heard of him) Declaration of something? He signed across half the page, and then spit on the rest of it so nobody else could sign it. Was his signature too big? Hardly. So there, hmph hmph horrah, toad bits in a glass, chalk cows giving chalkolate milk. Aleister 19:54 21-1'11
He was an admin, as I understand it. They get special treatment or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:58, 21 January 2011
I am a new user, Joanie faiiliir (then my symbol, which is a face laying on its side with a cock stuffed way up its cheek), and I saw this discussion. Can I join in? I don't think there should be a limit on signature size, because that would be like censorship, which is real bad where I grew up (Bosnia). Nobody should say to someone else, "Hey, don't sign things so big, who can I report you too?" like some agent of somebodything. I've said what I had to say. Good to meet all of you. Signature of John Paul II
Blame Spang. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:01, 21 January 2011
Who is Spang? It's hard to see your tiny note down here. Hi, I'm Joanie, you must be Lyrithya. Your signature is kind of small and smudgy to my eyes. Do you have any tips for me as a noobie, and when do I win that noob prize? Can you just give it to me now? Where do I go to delete pages, because I don't like many of them. Do you want to have a tea party? Signature of John Paul II
Ah, I believe that image is actually one of my old signatures.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 21:29, Jan 21 2011 UTC
Who is Joanie Faiiiiir. And link your sig to your userpage. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 01:19, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
check your page history...                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Saturday, 01:50, Jan 22 2011 UTC
I did...and "Joanie Faiiiiir" turns out to be......Aleister! I checked the page history and it was Aleister. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 07:09, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
So I guess you're not the only one who has a sock puppet! *Badum crash* --Tophat headless 02:37, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Bambi meets Godzilla

I don't know which version came first, but Kenny Everett did exactly that as a segment on his show back in the early 80's.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Saturday, 04:35, Jan 22 2011 UTC

I know. But isn't it so fucking funny. It's funny how the majority of the film is credits and then suddenly Godzilla stomps on Bambi. Bambi was no match for Godzilla. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 07:06, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

New sig!

How does everybody like my new sig? --   Maniac mcpee userpage signature 2Maniac mcpee sig2 talkpageManiac mcpee sig2 awardsChompy domo-kun-small Snakie 07:46, January 22, 2011 (UTC)


MY FIRST UNSIGNPOST

--   Maniac mcpee userpage signature 2Maniac mcpee sig2 talkpageManiac mcpee sig2 awardsChompy domo-kun-small Snakie 22:37, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

Fred Figglehorn Pee Review

I have reviewed your article on Fred Figglehorn. You might want to follow my suggestions, so take some time to read your Pee Review. Anyways, you're welcome. DJ Mixerr 07:41, January 23, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)

It's not one of my best, I admit. --   Maniac mcpee userpage signature 2Maniac mcpee sig2 talkpageManiac mcpee sig2 awardsChompy domo-kun-small Snakie 19:44, January 23, 2011 (UTC)

I will whore my grandmother for a page read

You wanna lay down with my grandmother? She'll read your tea leaves. She'll free your soul from bondage. And she'll grab a handfull and not let go. Ride 'em Granny. And all you have to do for this exquisite experience is read, not even vote for it you don't like it, Kitten Cookbook. And granny has a friend if you're into that. Thanks. Aleister 1:00 24-1-'11

I like the article, but I have a question? Is your grandma hot? Some old people are. And if here friend is under 40, then i'll look into it. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 22:56, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
My Grandmother and her friend, Megan Fox, have been waiting here for hours for you to show up. They have to leave soon. Where are you? Banned or something? Damn, they just left. Megan Fox wanted to come back later, but I had to tell her you were banned, and she's going over to Magic man's place for awhile. Where were you? Aleister 1:39 26-1-'11
That's right, Megan Fox is with me right now. --Tophat headless 01:42, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Buddy

Creating sock puppets is not the smart thing to do, and lying to an admin is even worst. But the problem that I personally have with what you've done is that you used that sockpuppet to nominated yourself for UGOTM, and even though that's not much of an award, the rules say to not nominate yourself, and you broke that rule by pretending to be someone else. Same goes for voting on VFH. What I'm saying is that doing what you did in those categories is not fair to the rest of the Uncyclopedia community. Cheating is never the option; if you want success, you must have patience and work hard.

I'm not here to ground you to the dirt. I'm just asking that you think before you act, and be fair to the community. You seem to be a good contributor and it would be a shame to see such talents go to waste. Once your ban is over with, use it as a lesson, and a reason to avoid getting in trouble again. Regards.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:41, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

Hey sockhead

You got banned! Sucks to be you!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 04:47, Jan 26 2011 UTC.

Now now, he's already in trouble, don't get him in anymore trouble.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:49, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
How would he get in trouble from that? All that could happen is after he gets done with his hard time he comes back and gets into a huge flamewar with POTR. Ending in the destruction of uncyclopedia, and the death of everyone here. Do you see the word "trouble" in there anywhere? I thought not! Ya know, it's a good thing you have people like me looking out for you while you're banned, Maniac. Otherwise people like him would be saying things like "Now now, he's already in trouble, don't get him in anymore trouble.". Gosh! Some people! --Tophat headless 05:01, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
If there is anybody who going to destroy Uncyclopedia, it's going to be me.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:09, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
Can I help? --Tophat headless 16:45, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
In order for Uncyclopedia to be destroyed, Encyclopedia Dumbratica has to be destroyed first. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 05:17, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

So Good to be back!

Hooray! Hooray! --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 06:15, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

So glad you're back! I missed you when you were gone. Promise me you'll live forever.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 08:39, Jan 26 2011 UTC
Oh i'll live forever, don't worry. Even if someday I do something even more horrible and stupid that will get me banned for a longer amount of time (which i'm not planning to), we can still keep in touch. My email is happyhour88@hotmail.com --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 00:16, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
Don't give out your email here! The are some crazy people here... --Tophat headless 02:36, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
Um, so how do you talk with admins? Or other users? If you're banned? --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 03:31, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Granny and friend

Yeah, granny and her friend, Megan, want to drop by your place again. I told them that you are unbanned, but as far as I know haven't yet read "Kitten Cookbook". Megan started to cry when I told her this, snd I had to comfort her, and then granny started to comfort her, and we had a three-way, and I don't know what's up now. Aleister 19:17 26-1-'11

Don't worry, I read the article. Tell Megan to come over at 7:00 tonight. Granny can come too if she wants. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 20:45, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

Meganfox1Grandma'spie

Ughhhh...um....do you have a picture of Granny when she was younger? Like a pic from when she was in her early 20's? --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 01:01, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
No. Grandmas were never in their early 20's. That's one of their appealing traits. They were always "Grandma" and nothing else. She did bring you a pie, I see, and Megan doesn't look too concerned about losing the last of her clothing. They can do a lesbian scissors make-out session at the drop of a hat, so you might as well go for it. Did you see the movie "Yes Man"? Grannie was one of the stars. Aleister 1:05 27-1-'11
Damn right I saw it. Who did she play? --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 01:07, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
Oooooh, Megan rang the doorbell. They're here, they're here...i'm so nervous! --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 01:08, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
The granny. With no teeth and a kind offer to relieve Jim Carrey of his "stress". So you've seen her in action. Aleister 1:09 27-1'11
Sorry I couldn't answer, I was having a sexy time. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I had so much fun. Although Granny fell asleep right when she started, so it was just me and Megan. It was still fun though. We had a three way with your Grandma while she was sleeping for 5 minutes. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 03:12, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
After enjoying granny and Megan, they came over here with the video, and now it's up on some kind of tube on the internet. Megan says she will visit again if you vote for the kitten page, but only if you like it, and her. Granny will be sent elsewhere. Aleister 21:30 27-1-'11
I like the article and the video is on YouTube and has 1 234 890 views already. I'm inviting her over tonight. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:43, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Sockpuppeting...

Judging from the remarks you got, you did a good job as a sockpuppet master.

“What it shows is you are good at sockpuppets, can change personalities, and stay in character, all good traits for a sockpuppet operator.”
~ Aleister on You

Therefore, I have a special mission for you, seeing as you're part of the Grue Army. I need you to create a group of sockpuppets and screw Encyclopedia Dramatica up as much as you can. That is all. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 03:37, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

On here, or on Encyclopedia Dumbratica? --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 03:40, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
Ah... Vandalizing any wiki or going outside of their expected codes if conduct is actually a bannable offense on other wikis. There is some leeway, but maybe you should consider many of the users here, including some of the admins, also contribute to ED.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 04:33, Jan 27 2011 UTC
Puppy, if I make you a new sig, will you then say yes? --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 05:14, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
Eh, PotR's right, you know... bannable or otherwise, it's downright impolite. Even the folks who ain't on both, they've every right to be on whichever they happen to be without having to deal with people attempting to muck things up; these be hobbies and whatnot, and that added in tends to be more annoying than fun. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:28, 27 January 2011
Um... You guys seem to have forgotten that ED is a load of bullshit. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 14:18, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
ED is a different website, for a different group of people. So let 'em do their thing, y'know? Besides, Codeine for one has gone on record as being an EDiot as well as an Uncyclopedian. And you really don't want to get on his bad side. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:24, Jan 27
That's enough, we aren't here to try and fuck about with ED, sockpuppetry isn't big, nor is it clever. Anyone who carries on encouraging vandalism of any kind is going to get banned. Why not focus your attention on actually helping rather than trying to damage what other people have created? ED or otherwise. I'm rapidly losing patience with almost everyone involved here, now cut it out. --ChiefjusticeWii 14:27, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, lose patience with me Chief! I love it when you get all forthright! --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:30, Jan 27
I have identified you as the prime troublemaker here, you edit conflicting bastard admin. I shall have my revenge! --ChiefjusticeWii 14:32, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
Now that's the Chief I know and love. And something I was going to say before is now below, after several edit conflicts... --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 14:34, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
Darn it! I was in the middle of typing something, and then I saw Chief's edit... And really, why are we saying ED is "a different website for a different group of people" when:

1: EDians knowingly come over here as IPs and screw our site up. They have done so in the past and still do so again.

2: They consistently spew out countless amounts of shit(there may or may not be any good articles there, I really don't want to check)

3: I'm tired of that whole "turn the cheek" crap. Why can't we go back to "Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth"?

And of course, I was interrupted again by someone else... --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 14:38, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Supposing a lot of those vandal IPs are EDians, you propose we react by degrading ourselves to their level? Alright, I'll go spam some penises and goatse all around Uncyclopedia till we're just as bad as ED. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:48, 27 January 2011
Partly what he said. Partly because wikiwarring is fucking childish and pointless. They are a different website. I have this crazy idea for you: if you don't like it, don't visit it. Seriously. Problem solved. Now grow the fuck up and stop this crap or never mind Chief, I'll ban the fuck out of you. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:50, Jan 27
Socky, thank you for descibing what we all wanted to hear. If we vandalise Encyclopedia Dumbratica, we're sinking down to their level. Then there will be a wiki war and Uncyclopedia will end. AND NOBODY WANTS THAT!! --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:35, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
I see what you did thar... changing "Dramatica" to "Dumbratica". Clever. I am greatSoup? 21:38 27-Jan-11
I know, look at my earlier mentions and I did it there, too. Dumbratica sounds like Dramatica. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:39, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Award

Just a quick question. Why? Awards have a meaning as there are few of them and they are there to promote the growth of Uncyc. At the present we have PotM, NotM, UotM, and WotM as the quadrella for contributors, and we have FAs and Top 3 daily and monthly for articles. We also have a few others for more technical things, such as Der Unwehr for rewrites, and magician for unnamed stuff. Plus we had a plethora of cookies and stars and thank you templates and stuff. Adding another award for no specified purpose has no purpose, and can dilute the effectiveness of the award. All this does is give people more stuff to add to signatures that are already outside of the guidelines in UN:SIG. I'm happy to assist people with coding - hence the nocat addition, which we need on more templates, but I see no value in this award, so I don't really have any inclination to help it get any further, and if asked I would suggest removing it.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 04:33, Jan 27 2011 UTC

No. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 05:11, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
TBH it is also kind of self-centered, what with naming it "Maniac" when your name is "Maniac mcpee"... I voted for Al, because I think he deserves it for being crazy, but I agree with pretty much everything Puppy said. On the other hand, it is in your userspace. And as long as everyone knows it's just kind of a gag award, whatever. I am greatSoup? 20:37 27-Jan-11
I'm not trying to be offensive to Maniac1075 at all, he is also a maniac. It's just that I have an award. And he dosen't. Also, I appreciate the honour of being voted. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:14, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:44, 27 January 2011

Please don't nominate stuff that's on QVFD on VFD

This is somehting too many people are doing right now. Please re-read the brief and simple rules.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:58, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

Nobody was really doing anything about that awful article until Zombiebaron did it. Now it's fine. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 17:53, January 28, 2011 (UTC)
Canadian map of the earth

Want to complain to Maniac in person. Come visit him in Canada, eh?

Man...

You can't enter the PLS competition cause you're a judge. Next time, read the rules. YO! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 08:12, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

Oh yeah, right! Forgot about that. Sorry. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 18:36, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

Snow angels

Cool. It actually made you feel sick? I think that's a compliment, nobody has ever said anything I wrote made them nausceous (sp?) before. My face, my sublime odor, my way of hanging my toes out the window (any window, and anyone's toes for that matter), they all make people sick on a daily basis. But my writing, you're a first, and thank you, in a weird sort of way. What part made you feel ill, the transistion from the nice stuff to the attack? And you at least read the page, so thanks again. Aleister 2:00 30-1-'11

To me, Christmas is the most disturbing time of year. For example, in the movie "The Polar Express", the North Pole is displayed as some kind of Nazi Germany, it's just so fucking creepy. The thing that creeps me the most of Christmas is the white fluffy stuff. AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! It's so fucking creepy! But the sexy santa chicks cheered me up a bit. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 05:24, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the old man quote, if you can sustain the voice for a whole article I think the old man talking about something would make for a very good page. On Snow Angels, did you actually read the whole article, or just some of it. From your comment above it seems you got sick because it was about snow. You have to read the whole thing, and scan the links, to get the story. Please try again if you didn't, thanks. And if you did, I agree with everything you said, except for snow, which I like a lot. And sexy Santa chicks too. And unless I'm miscounting it looks like you tied for the Maniac of the Month award, no? Maybe I counted wrong, but check again. Goose feathers. Aleister 14:15 30-1-'11
No, by "white fluffy stuff", I don't mean snow. I meant this evil shit:

Evil fluffy stuff

And I just reaized that the fluffy buggers are on the sexy santa chicks! Gawk! Now i'm depressed. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:00, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

2012

Okay, beyond what I have in Game:2012/sub, is there any other content you want included in this game?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009

A trailer for the sequel? It's coming out February. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:01, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
Any particular part of the game you want to add that to?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009
I'd like to make the trailer an easter egg in the game. I'd like it around where "Kill manny" is. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 07:13, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
Still text based - similar interface? Any ideas that I can throw at it to funkify it?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009
When the manny choices come up, the choices are "Kill yourself for your horrible crime", "Go back", "Go Forward". Add "Do something more interesting" to the choices. Add it with this link: Game:2012/2012 II Trailer to it. I'm doing it right now, so we can work on the trailer together. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 23:55, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

Hi there...

Maniac mcpee, just popping to let you know that it's your time to shine as the articles are all locked up and ready for judging. Your are best noob category and you put your results here. Good luck:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:59, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not in the best noob category. I'm judging the fucking thing. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:33, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
That's what he meant, and drop the attitude, I'm beginning to tire of it. --ChiefjusticeWii 21:46, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Yes Chief. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:49, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Game:2012 II

I really like what you have done with the sequel, It does what The Original done, but better. This one could be one of the most entertaining things on Uncyclopedia since Alone in the dark. I think it's amazing what you've made out of it. I'm serious.... - Another n00b 16:38, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Mhm... i'm planning to be the next Zombiebaron. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:31, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Lol I made a tribute article to it, tell me if you like it. Is it acceptable for the Mainspace? - Another n00b 21:36, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

I like it. Only change one thing. The sequel takes place 20 years after the events of 2012, it takes place in 2032. Other than that, yeah it's good to go. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:48, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

So I'll put it on mainspace, I just hope it doesn't end up on ICU like all my other articles.... - Another n00b 21:50, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

All good to go. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:53, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Hey, weirdos. I beefed up your article for you. The ad doesn't have to be full, but it looked odd as just a black rectangle. Perhaps have it as a link somewhere? The article is still pretty brief, perhaps someone who cares can actually go through and reference specific gameplay elements or plotpoints, assuming the games actually have those? Also, you don't have to capitalize everything. I am greatSoup? 20:14 2-Feb-11

Hey

I just wanted to tell you that HURDUR I"M A NOOB is not in the noob category anymore. So you may want to take it out of your top five. Thanks. --Tophat headless 01:10, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

Lincoln touch up

Maniac. How are you? Are we gonna get started on the touch up on the saved from huffing article? Still interested? If so...any ideas. I really liked it the way it was, and would like to keep the original total absurdity. May be difficult as people in this "era" on uncyclopedia arent digging total absurdity for absurdities sake, so there may have to be a few punchlines, a bit of history or somethingmajigger. Whadduya think? p.s. I loved your pls article, made me laugh out loud (which one was it anyways?) --Shabidoo 05:51, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

What, Joey "Piglet" Warner? --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:11, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
Touching up a dead president - man you guys are sick!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009
Huh, what? I aint doing anything. Look at Shabidoo! *runs away* --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:22, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
Okay ... ehm, I guess, once again, someones ducking out of colaborating. Im not doing this one alone, but as it was saved from huffing which was all i cared about, everyone gets what they want (except the guy who nominated it for huffing and those who voted against it). I will get you next time! --Shabidoo 06:38, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
Don't worry, Shabidoo, I was distracting Puppy. Next time he comes back, find Cat the Colourful and get Puppy to chase him, so we will be able to work on Abe. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:43, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
Mmmmmmm, yes, Abe. The cold in Canada is freeeeeeeeezing your brain. PS I looked up that little thing on your sig, turns out to be a japanese character, whatched the clips and laughed my ass off. The Japanese are weirder than Canadians. Olé! Viva bizzarre Japs and Canuks! --Shabidoo 06:47, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
Here in Canada we're having a blizzard! Holy shit!They've closen schools, stores, everything. Not sure if Little Caeser's is still open. :S --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:49, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
Pay a taxi driver to deliver you some timbits, wrinkly looking cheese on chips with diarhea looking gravy, macaroni with orange chemical cheese powder, a DVD of the last time a Canadian team won the stanley cup, pay your 100CAD cable bill and watch old episodes of danger bay. :) Youre lucky you got off work! --Shabidoo 06:54, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
Tough fucking shit! Downtown Toronto was a hellhole! Uhh... why are we talking like an insane asylum get together, and why don't we work on an article. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:58, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
I dont feel bad to work. Its 18ºC where I am (cold for Feb) and we take 15 minute coffee breaks every 20 minutes meaning we can have our 2 hour lunch outside and work 2 hours a day. I like the last link you put. Fine maniac, any ideas? I think the coin must stay. The name list can go. I think the absurdity must stay. But I dont want to be a dictator. Anyhoo, Ill be back in 12 hours. Going to get 4 teeth pulled. --Shabidoo 07:08, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
I'm making an edit right now. Tell me what you think. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 07:11, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
I'm a puppy. I chase bitches, not pussy. Terrible joke but it had to be done. As for the article - random is okay as long as there is an inbuilt logic to the stoopid. Discordianism is a good example of this - never quite made it to FA but it has a logical concept as long as you are willing to accept the ridiculous premise as a logical place to start. It's the whole uspension of disbelief thing. I haven't read Abe, but I have often thought of writing an article on him from the perspective if the guy who assassinated him. (Okay, his name was John Wilkes something, but I don't remember the rest. I'm an Australian after all. Can you remember the name of the Australian Prime minister who went missing while swimming?) That would be my basic starting block, and of course being that Abe was a politician, and JW? was a nutjob, you can pit down all the propoghanda you like and respond to it as though it were real. That would be the concept I'd use as a starting point, and go from there. It's just an idea I'm spitballing here - feel free to take it or dump it as you see fit.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 09:30, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
John Wilkes Booth was his name. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 18:57, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
I was nearly there. Harold Holt was the PM. He is remembered in the saying He did a Harold Holt whenever someone runs away from something. It's not as common today as it was 40 years ago, but whenever someone does a runner it springs to mind.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009
Puppy, why aren't you using the sig I made for you? --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:17, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
So um, not quite sure which edit is supposed to be yours i dont see one by you in the history Manias.. Puppy, thanks for your advice. I think it would be better to stick to only either the theme "people named abe" or just your "john wilkes booth" idea. Its a cool idea, but could we integrate any of the absurd humour with your idea? --Shabidoo 11:30, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
a) I have a long history of hanging sigs ten times in quick succession and then sticking to one for a while and then changing it again. I like your creation for my sig, but it is very close to one I had a little while back, and not too dissimilar to the Socky one I had for a while. I will use it, but I'd like to put a minor spin on it first to make it mine.
ii) Think about the concept as a frame you can hang the absurdity off of. By having a strong concept behind it you can throw so much stuff at it and whatever works and sticks is what you keep. Six Hats is built on a strong framework, but is riddled with the absurd. Most of the absurdity comes from the ridiculousness of reality as well.
4) People named Abe/shakespeare/Tim Burton is a concept that has been used a few times, and I've never seen it work well. It often degenerates into your mom and Chuck Norris very quickly. If you want to save the article after saving it from immediate huffage it has to be GOOD!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 11:48, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

HEY ART

HOW COME YOU NEVER INVITED ME TO MAKE AN ART FOR YOUR ARTS PAGE~?@!!! I am greatSoup? 21:51 2-Feb-11

Um you don't get invited. You just make a picture. Here, make a picture with MS Paint and let me see it. If you do really, really good pictures, you get inducted t the hall of fame. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 22:00, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
It has to be MSPAINT?I am greatSoup? 22:22 2-Feb-11

AHAHAHA just kidding, here ya go. I call it "Maniac O'Pee"

MSPAINT

I am greatSoup? 22:26 2-Feb-11

I like it, but why is the file name "MSPAINT"? It isn't fair to someone who wants to upload a picture about MS Paint. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 22:29, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
There are lots of ways to have that, and besides, there's already stuff like "mspaint.jpg" "mspaint2.jpg" and "Mspaint.gif" is what is on the actual MS Paint article. Capitalization and file extension make each page on here unique, and I seriously doubt another person wants to have "MSPAINT.png" any time soon, and if they did, they could just do "MSPAINT.PNG" or something. I am greatSoup? 22:32 2-Feb-11
By the way, that picture is what I think you look like based on your typing. Am I right? I am greatSoup? 22:35 2-Feb-11
What about my MSpaint artworx? Here's one I prepared earlier.

One ringworld                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 22:57, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

It's in the gallery. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 04:42, February 4, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, and Bevanz, there is only one existing photo of me, it's on the bottom right of my userpage. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 04:44, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:36, 3 February 2011

A New Beginning

As the Superbowl happens today, I begin a new chapter of Maniac mcpee. Chapter 2. I hope many amazing adventures happen on this talk, and I hope that a few Pees, a few jokes, and possibly not a few bans could happen on this page. Thanks. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 23:04, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

Here's my first archive for those who couldn't just look above and see that I list all my archives. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 05:10, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
lol its not like the end of the world. relax... --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:46, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

Your new talk page

Has lots of space on it. I can see way down to the bottom. How did you do that? Aleister 10:36 7-2-'11

PLS

How come you don't have a #1 article in ur top 5? This question's been bugging me for 6 days now. --Scofield 15:43, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

Fixing it now, Sco bro. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 20:33, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
You didn't fix it, and the results are now out. --Scofield 12:05, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:26, 10 February 2011

What?

You're gonna race Mars Bar? He is the baddest kid around! -- Sheepicon

Who's Mars Bar? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:31, February 10, 2011 (UTC)
No, that's Maniac magee. I'm racing Butterfinger. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 00:57, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Alright

Okay lucky guy I will edit on your retardopedia and you're gonna make me an admin. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:37, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Sure i'll make you an admin, but if you start blanking pages, i'll block you. Oh, and go to preferences and change the layout from "NewWikiLook" to "MonoBook". It looks nicer. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 16:22, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

I HATE OASIS!! DOWN WITH OASIS!!! UP WITH MONACO !!!! OASIS SUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH THE WANKERS WHO MADE THAT DRIVELLING PIECE OF SHIT SHOULD BE HANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Another n00b 16:29, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Uhhhh... what he said Funny, this is someone who idolizes me, and has a shrine about me.--     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 16:49, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Maniac vs Maniac

Maniac1075 has answered your challenge on his talk page. The website trembles. Aleister trembling

A message to everyone

ジャスティンビーバーは同性愛者であり、彼は下品な魚のペニスが子猫をレイプを使用しています。ダーティファッカー

Um.. okay, I went to Google Transalate and this is what I got:

Justin Bieber is a homosexual, he raped a kitten to use a vulgar penis fish. Datifakka.

--     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 22:28, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:17, 17 February 2011

Apologies

I was being a bitch to you earlier, and that was out of character for me. I usually am a bit more diplomatic than that but I've been having a shit time in RL, and I dumped it on you. It was over the top and I am deeply sorry if I hurt your feelings in any way.

As for the re-creation of yourself as another entity - it's probably a good idea. I'd like to see you mature somewhat as a writer as well - or failing that do a bit of work on potato-chopping, coding or reviewing, or even just general site maintenance. There's a school of thought that says that doing what you are suggesting is just another form of sock-puppetry, but I've also seen it done for at least one contributors advantage in the past. Of course you can ask Sannse to do the name change, but that's up to you. Have fun! Pup 08:16 19 Feb '11

Thanks, Pup. I have two names that I think might be good: Golden Ducky and PurpleSugar. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 19:57, February 19, 2011 (UTC)
Bye. And hello once you come back as something different. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:07, 19 February 2011
So long, been good to know you, and hello! good to know you again. You are like a crawly thing with weird antenni, or a porpoise, entering its cocoon, not having any idea of what you will emerge as. I'll pop the popcorn. Aleister 23:12 19-2-'11
Free Viagra --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 08:42, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
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