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edit A new beginning

Ah. More room. Before there was less oxygen to breath, the room felt tight. Now everybody's left. And it's so breezy and fresh. *Takes off clothes and lies by a fan and sighs in a creepy way* --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 12 September 2011, at 02:35

edit Userpages

They are kind of personal space; folks can generally do whatever they want with them, within reason (say, not messing up the overall site interface, for instance)... so if someone doesn't want a GotM template there, that's really their call - no need to revert them. Cheers. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:53, 12 September 2011

I understand what a userspace is. No need to explain it to me. Notice I didn't revert him the second time. Why are you slowly turning from a fun nonsensical user into some drab unfunny wiki admin? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 12 September 2011, at 02:57
Well, my point was that you probably shouldn't have done so in the first place, but if you'd already figured that out, then nevermind. And mon, you want me to be a drab unfunny wiki admin. You do. You want it! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:12, 12 September 2011
Nah, I long for the days when you used to give us each a bag o' weed and corn pops and let us go on scavenger hunts at 3 A.M. to catch wombat fish. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 12 September 2011, at 03:15
I hate to say this, but we just spiked your drinks sometimes. You were hallucinating. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:47, 12 September 2011
We? Who else was involved in this? Was it Aleister? That dirty little... --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 12 September 2011, at 04:46

edit RE:

I have been nothing but respectful to all users on here. As far as pages go, any I have marked for deletion were done with the best interest of the userbase as a whole in mind. Outstanding citizen 03:39, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

What you don't realize is you're not making Uncyclopedia a better place, you're just creating more work for users to revert your edits. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 12 September 2011, at 03:41
Most of my edits remain on the site, seeing as most of my work has been done on the talk space and reverting legitimate edits on talk pages is considered vandalism. Outstanding citizen 03:42, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
You may remove edits, but if you don't like something about an article, either put it on VFD or keep it to yourself. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 14 September 2011, at 01:18

edit A Little Help

Comrade! .I need your help a stupid Person vandalize my page! --Soviet thingy

I'll revert him, but please read this. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 14 September 2011, at 01:17

edit The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit colab

hey man...i just noticed the thing u put on my page. lets do that colab after pls! okay? asdfsegjwpeofgjiwepoji --ShabiDOO 02:21, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

It's finished and on pee. Too late bud. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 15 September 2011, at 03:02

edit Message Reply

comrade this is right way to replay message?Soviet thingy--Red October 19:05, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

Yep,good work son. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 September 2011, at 22:03

edit Spam

Get on IRC, I only have Lyrithya to talk to, do you have any idea what that is like??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:04, September 17, 2011 (UTC)

Unfortunately, I do. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 17 September 2011, at 03:23

edit Random!

Why did you delete mine? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 99.41.241.57 (talk • contribs)

Because it was crap, and didn't fit the article. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 18 September 2011, at 23:49

edit Hey bitchcocksuckingfaggothead

You don't decide who's fired --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:57, September 19, 2011 (UTC)

The Mimo trap worked like a charm. Now, captured Mimo, dance! Dance I say! --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 20 September 2011, at 01:11
Yes, master. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk)
Hoho, Mimo is back! Prepare the souvlakis and the chocolate flavored pickles! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:09, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
The truth is Uncyclopedia sucks without Mimo. I mean, every wiki needs a token 12 year old! --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 20 September 2011, at 19:34
I am 13 now and I'm going to be 14 in February so haha. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:10, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
Boy, you're getting old. Which means Frosty will be 16, and i'll be 19...O_o --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 September 2011, at 21:23

edit Pee ready!

It was satisfying to pee all over it, I hope that helps! Feel free to contact me for further help. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:09, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Yes... --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 20 September 2011, at 03:19

edit Proposition

Relax, it's not a sexual thing. (Unless, you want it to be?) Anyways, I was wondering if you’d like to enter the collaboration part of the PLS together. I’ve been working on a fake forum for a while that I’ll put in my user space tomorrow (or the next day). Most of the writing is done, but I’ll need your expertise in making the various signatures involved plus various "other" comments. Basically, I’d like this article to appear to be like a serious “real” forum called "Dear Uncyclopedia", with a few random users posting stupid shit. If possible, we could hijack other users sigs and their typical comments for authenticity e.g. lyrithya’s *shifty eyes* and aimsplodes various “fuck you” related comments. Anyways, let me know if your interested, I think it'll be right up your alley. I’ll bail you up again when I’ve loaded the main parts of the article. Flarpen Snerpal Hausen! The preceding unsigned comment was added by HauntedUndies (talk • contribs)

What the...? Since when am I interested in vandalizing people's sigs and using them incorrectly? That's a bannable offense. And speaking of signatures, you forgot to use yours. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 September 2011, at 21:20
Hey there, sorry about the confusion. I’m going to explain myself a bit better now. So here goes. The article I was thinking about doing was a fake forum archive thing, not an actual forum, but one in the main space that was a blatant fake. It was about some dweeb-o-zoid who posts un-Uncyclopdedia related questions in a forum while other users try to answer them. Eventually all civility breaks down and it turns into a big flame war. The reasons I thought you may be interesting in helping is a) You’re pretty handy with making sigs and b)You know your way round the forums. The bulk of the forum was meant to be done by fake users which I was hoping you’d do the sigs for. You made a good point though about the sig hijacking thing, it’s probably not the smartest thing to do. It was only an idea to make the forum seem more authentic but if it causes banning and shit fights I think I won’t bother. Toodles. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 10:35, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
I actually like the idea. Tell me when you're ready, and we'll do it. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 5 October 2011, at 22:15

edit Mister Pop.

It`s poo lit surprise time. I think it`s pretty colourful, and so I think it could be fun to par-ti-ci-pa-te (correct me if I wrote it wrong). I altough has no ideas. Sad. As I think you are pretty like a user who has nothing to do, (ehehehehe) I wanted to ask you to mar... join with me to the Best Collaboration-thing. (I copied that) I hope you`d answer to me. And fast. Or else... Wonder where your refrigerator is? OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:26 21 September 2011

I might do that for two reasons. One, you asked nicely. And two, you got my gender correct, as a lot of idiots seem to think i'm a woman. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 September 2011, at 21:25
Yeah, Cat, you were quite nice to her. --Tophat headless 21:38, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
Have you checked the zelda? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 September 2011, at 21:46
Link? You must be seeing things. --Tophat headless 21:53, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
Not Link, you moron, Zelda. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 September 2011, at 21:54
Ya know, this conversation's not gonna make any sense at all to anyone reading it in the future. Anyway, back on track. I've got you're theme-song, Mr. Pop:
--Tophat headless 21:59, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
I don't have a Ms. Pop yet (maybe in a few years, we'll cross that bridge when we get there). Also, my sig has a demon on it. Girls don't like demons. If you continue to call me a girl, i'll create Creepypasta-esque articles that will haunt you. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 September 2011, at 22:02
Is that a challenge? --Tophat headless 22:08, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
Check recent changes, and watch the material I come up with. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 September 2011, at 23:16

edit User:EpicNinjaMonkey/McBrick

Hey, any particular reason why you userspaced this? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:53, 21 September 2011

I should of ICU'ed it, but I was in a bit of a rush. Sorry about that. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 September 2011, at 23:15
You mean... should have? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:54, 22 September 2011
You grammar nazi, you. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 22 September 2011, at 01:56

edit Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:42, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit I just read your Christmas Unpoetia

DramaticQuestionMark
Did you know that...
Shabidoo has been banned for a day? LOLOLOL!

This is great! There are a few flaws in the last 2 paragraphs, as well as 1 or 2 typos, but it really is cool! The best thing I read from you so far, man. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:49, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Satanbear idea dates back to May. I proposed the idea to TKF and emc on IRC, and they both warned me not to do it. I finally decided to do it. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 23 September 2011, at 18:54
It's pretty awesome! Could you send a welcome message to this user? I'm afraid he/she was forgotten since I sent him/her a message first yesterday. User talk:Karlita. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:10, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
I welcomed Karlita. Also, my Christmas unpoetia is on Pee Review, just saying. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 23 September 2011, at 21:25
Thanks. I think you should rework the last 2 paragraphs a bit, the rest is just awesome, man! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:43, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
Did it cause any lack of sleep for you? Did the image and story give you any sort of nightmares? If so, I should write more into this genre. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 23 September 2011, at 21:57
Not at all, it was pretty funny, but I mean the prose was very good! That normally is your weak point. No nightmares for me, though. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:02, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
Can you pee it? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 23 September 2011, at 22:18
I'm afraid I'm not experienced enough with English poetry to review it efficiently, but you should get Lyrithya to read it, she was on IRC 15 minutes ago, I think she may be impressed. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:19, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
I think i've showed it to her before, not sure of her opinion. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 23 September 2011, at 23:54

edit Stomp, stomp, the Poo Lit Comp, Dodododo Poo Lit Comp. Stomp, stomp...

Aye. You said yes, `cuz I asked nicely and said you`re a mister. (I apologize that. I said mister without even thinking of you could not be a mister. Clad you were a mister. Sure I`m clad.) `Cuz competitions needs articles to compate about, I made some cheesy ideas. Pick up a choice. The choise is yours. And so on.

Idea n.1: My cat is a reincarnation of Albert Einstein!
Idea n.2: My cat ate my Muffin!
Idea n.3: My cat`s holiday vacation on Canada!
Idea n.4: My cat is a douchbag!
Idea n.5: Painis Cupcake

Remember, the choice is yours. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 09:59 24 September 2011

UPDATE: I got a new, original and better idea. My cats made this idea. And iiiiiiiiiiiiit iiiiiiiisssssssss...
Idea n.6: UnBooks:The Diary of Cat!!!

Sounds good, ha? Take whatever you want. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:18 24 September 2011

Do me a favour and come back when you've taken your meds. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 24 September 2011, at 19:28
Sorry, sorry... Forgot my pills. I`ll always forget my pills. Those pills that just keeps tasting like tuna. My tunaflavoured pills. Hmm...
Oh, sorry again. I`m really sorry about that. `Cuz I simply can`t be sane even for a while, do me a favour and make better ideas. The comp is starting to come to it`s end, and we have to be frickin fast is we can made our article. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:19 25 September 2011

edit Hi

So I see you have warn me about sockpuppeteering and the like. I understand what you are saying. First of all, which admin have you notified? I would like to know. Second of all, what started this, anyway? So those are my two questions. Do not kill me until further notice, please. BALLS --- 23:19, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Lollipop and myself have notified several admins on IRC and they do share his suspicion. As for who started this whole thing, I did please read this as it covers why I suspected this in the first place. If you do however maintain you are not a sockpuppet, there are ways of proving it without simple circumstantial evidence. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:50, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit sox

Please do not add {{sock}} without proof. I know it looks that way but yeah don't just yet. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:47, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

We have all the proof we need. He's already admitted in fear that the said sock is a neighbour of his. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 24 September 2011, at 23:50
That's not admitting it, thats a piss poor excuse that I'm afraid most would give the benefit of the doubt over. To avoid drama. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:53, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
That's what I meant, he seems to think he will easily get away with it. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 September 2011, at 00:19
Which leaves no evidence! He's story indicates that a check user will show the same IP and therefore unless we claim he's lying nothing can be done. But if we do that, we run the slight risk he's actually telling the truth. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:21, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
In his story, he claims the neighbour (which is supposed to be Blatant Lacking) is against him and is somehow internet stalking him. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 September 2011, at 00:40
LOL, if my neighbor was internet stalking me and I knew it was him, he would get a little knock on the door! What a stupid story, really, he expected someone to believe that? As Lyrithya say, these trolls love the attention, but I find them quite entertaining. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:49, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mon, Frosty's right. A lot of times when folks do that kind of thing all they're really after is attention, so templating and charging in gung-ho-like may seem like a good idea, but it's only apt to just justify what they're doing... or prove quite awkward if it turns out you're wrong. On the other hand, it also doesn't help matters when it turns out there may really be a serious concern, for that matter. If you've suspicions or evidence, please take it to an admin in the future and let them deal with it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:43, 25 September 2011

Lyrithya: The thing is, a few admins have already been notified about this. The problem is, nothing is being done. We have enough proof it'sMnid, such as adding span tags to Mnid's userpage, and responding in the exact same way as Mnid on his talkpage before removing it. Have I forgot to mention his signature looks strikingly familiar to Mnid's. Mnid is doing a terrible job as a sockpuppeteer, and right now it looks as the admins are just sitting on the carpet enjoying his little puppet show. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 September 2011, at 19:13

edit Oscar Wilde quotes

OK, got it. Looks like Oscar Wilde quotes are passe now. Thanks for the info. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Naveenswiki (talk • contribs)

No problemo. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 September 2011, at 20:11

edit Brewers

Why do you feel the need to make the quotes unfunny? Uncyclopedia sports team pages MAKE FUN OF THEM, not try to make the team sound good. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jimmythegambler (talk • contribs)

I'm sorry, were you looking for Encyclopedia Dramatica? Uncyclopedia dosen't call them gay and make lame sexuality jokes, we make fun of them in a satrical way. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 September 2011, at 21:47
And I'm sorry that you're a dumbass because there are no sexuality jokes whatsoever. Oh and for future reference, there's another I in satirical, it's not satrical. -- The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jimmythegambler (talk • contribs)
Explain how calling me a dumbass will solve this problem. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 September 2011, at 22:09
He can't speak for 3 days. He's with Cajek now. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 22:10, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
That's fine with me. I wasn't too fond of being called a dumbass, anyway. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 September 2011, at 22:12

edit UnNews

Sad-cat plz add it :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:32, September 26, 2011 (UTC)

Will do. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 26 September 2011, at 22:32
I moved it here: User:Lollipop/UnNews:Some guy dies, people sad, as you may know, I am the designated editor of UnNews, I like this one, but it's a tad too short... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:34, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
I'm starting to get a bit annoyed with Uncyclopedia. That's the point of the article, it's short. Do you really think i'd make a short article because I forgot to finish it? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 27 September 2011, at 01:25
Alright, just put it back up then. You're talking like I am not trying to help you, but when I try, like a 10KB Pee review, you just ignore it. Go ahead, put it back up, I'm tired of that crap. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:45, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
I don't know why the hell i'm putting an effort into doing articles anyway, if nobody is going to appareciate it. I spend hour by hour reverting idiots who can't bother to do something else with their time other than blank pages, adding a template to save an article that will probably be abandoned in seven days, and adding shit articles to a place that gets updated every six hours and clicking the refresh button nonstop on recent changes. I'm tired of that. I've been here for a fucking year, and yet i'm still Johnny the noobish attention whore. Nobody realizes how much work I put into being on this wiki now, as I really shouldn't be spending so much time editing some so-called humour wiki. I put my best effort into all I do, such as writing articles, reverting vandals, nd doing other tasks. While yet it seems to be some sort of honour to get your articles featured, when it's really all rigged and biased. Don't believe me? Explain how all of Lyrithya's articles are featured? Some of them are good, some are not that special. Yet they get put on the top of the fridge where all the little munchkins can worship them. Then, we have little piggish admins who go about clogging up the ban logs by joke banning each other, they don't even focus when a real vandal outbreak occurs. Uncyclopedia is digging a very deep hole for itself and should turn it's name to Wikipedia Jr. I'm not going to stand for any of this biased, irritating, and non-credadential crap anymore. Users seem to be too much in their own little world to notice all the hard work I do. So, Uncyclopedia, go ahead and laugh at me, and continue making your unfunny biased articles and continue to see your user joining decrease and maybe one day you'll realize what i've done for you. But you've had your chance. It's too late. I quit. haet haet hat --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 27 September 2011, at 01:58
It sure dosn't take much to lit your fuse! I never laughed at you or anything, I have always been trying to help you, and now you quit over an article I just told you is okay? Blame it on me all you want, I am cool with you from the day I got here! I even salvaged one of your UnNews UnNews:Nicolas Cage is a vampire because I did not want to piss you off by removing it, because an admin didn't like it. Not very nice of you to make me look like I disrespected you or something. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:17, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
It's not you, it's Uncyclopedia as a whole. I don't get the respect here I deserve. WAAAAA I want attention --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 27 September 2011, at 02:19
I guess that's why you won Uncyclopedian of the Month last month? If people didn't recognize your work, why would they have voted for you? Come on, stop the drama, don't quit, bro. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:23, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
I moved it back on mainspace, I realize it is funny, although it is short. Everyone can make small mistakes :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:28, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
Hey Lolipop...I just noticed this. You are being very silly. Of course people on this website appreciate the work you do. You were voted UOM. ChiefJustice wrote a biopic on you (and his biopics may make jokes, but only because he believes that you are worthy of making jokes of). So what...a small handful of very stupid and insecure people have tried to trash you (so I have heard) on IRC and have questioned your writing skills. Brush comments like that away and move on. Go ahead and be an attention whore, as long as its funny and try to limit the non-funny provking kind (which we are all guilty of doing sometimes). What are you doing on IRC anyways?
The voting system is rigged, of course, it is. People don't just vote on articles because they like them, but also because that member is part of a circle of writers who like each others style, get pee reviews from each other and comments and support on their writing and joke around with each other. Naturally those articles will be voted for not solely for its content and humour level. Its no different in competitions, opping admins, drama fests and banning. It's pretty much like every day life. It's all semi-rigged.
The admins banning each other all the time is not universally loved, but it seems to be something the admins really really really love doing. Let them have it. If you became an admin, you'd probably do it too.
Hallucination

Don't forget to include this in your book, Shab! :D

This site is particuarily great because you can get feed back from other users...use that. Listen to what people say about your articles instead of taking it as a trashing. If you take it personally you just become insecure about yourself, which is what other insecure people want. And you never improve your writing...which is the worst result.
And finally my son, remember to pray to our great lord Pargalek, the devine creator of the alternate universe, who is the patron of commedy writing, suicide and French pastries. Offer him a croisant as a sacrafice to his great presence and you will become a great writer...the greatest writers all end their lives early, as no one can ever understand their pain no matter how many Crem Brullees they eat. --ShabiDOO 21:23, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
I agree to a degree, but I don't think vfh is rigged. I mean, I had articles that went featured in 5 days and some like UnNews:Obama: "Iran will have a nuke by 2167!" who is currently getting trashed. Nobody really cares who writes the articles, (I think). Aleister also got some of his articles destroyed and the important thing is that we like what we write and have fun while doing it, if not, this site is really pointless if we spend an extra 2 hours a day "working" and not having fun. And yes, Lollipop is appreciated. BTW, I added a joke on the Jobs article, do you like it, Lollipop? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:43, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
That is why I said semi-rigged my friend. I doubt just about anyone here does it conciously...but there are voting patterns, across the whole sight. I would actually find it strange if there werent. It will be the topic of my next non-fiction book "uncyclopedia and its unconcious voting patterns: an analysis of meme based structure hegemony"...which will become famous and put me on NYTimes 5,000 most influential books of the year.

edit Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

--Tophat headless 01:14, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit A Blue Letter Day or week whatever

Okay Lolipop lets get down to buisness.when do you want to an article or something I know with you canadians have an abundace of time with your cars with square wheels.Nevermind that stereotype and So what do you want to work on? (P.s remember when I said should I be scared of you,while taking a look at your userpage I really am!)UNmarine777 01:24, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Whatever's fine with you, i'll gladly write. Also, you should be extremely scared of me. Read this. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 2 October 2011, at 18:27

Want to do User:UNmarine777/Disaster Movies well yah I know I have been pressuring a little two much but everything needs a chance...well almost everything..almost everythingUNmarine777 05:53, October 4, 2011 (UTC)

I'll read over it. Maybe i'll add some stuff if I happen to like it. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 4 October 2011, at 20:47
thanks lolipop.Agent Double o777 22:19, October 4, 2011 2145 (UTC)
Okay, i've read the article. What you need to work on is puncuation, spelling, and using a comma. To me, it really wasn't that funny, it felt pretty dull and unoriginal. Please do not take it bad, as it's only suggestions. Also, please...capitalize...your...sentences, this isn't Facebook. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 4 October 2011, at 22:48
I see what your saying.The reason why some of the begining of sentences is a long story.And can you tell which part needs a little boost?-- LtUNmarine777 00:13, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
Hey loli can you tell me if this is funny enough to be put on mainspace?--User:UNmarine777/Camp RefugeeUNmarine777 22:42, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, it is alright for mainspace. Put it on pee, and see what another user may think. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 October 2011, at 04:49

edit Hey Lolilols

How is the summer ending for you my main sucker on a stick? I have a great idea! --ShabiDOO 16:36, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

It's going fine. I'm interested to hear your idea. Does it have to do with Doritos? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 3 October 2011, at 20:40
This is the idea: LETS GET THAT BLOODY ARTICLE FEATURED!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 02:39, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
Which one? Stupid cats? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 03:28
No silly...Stupid Cats !!! :) :) :) --ShabiDOO 03:36, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
Add some stuff or something... --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 03:41
No. No stuff and no something. Just Stupid Cats ;) !!! --ShabiDOO 04:32, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit Vasco Rossi

Hey there! I want to join in the fun! Can I edit your work in progress page on viasco rossi? It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:12, October 5, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, I can't wait for a response. I'll make a bunch of changes in a single edit, and if you want to take things in a different direction, just revert me, okie dokie? It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:15, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
Go right ahead. The more the merrier. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 5 October 2011, at 21:12
The Viasco thing is intentional, right? I.e. a portmanteau of Vasco and fiasco? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:04, 5 October 2011
Er...no. It's more like I misspelled his name. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 5 October 2011, at 22:05
Ah, I'll move it to the right spot for you. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:07, 5 October 2011
Thank you. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 5 October 2011, at 22:10

edit You told me that you answered to me.

The problem here is that I didn`t find where you have answered. I`m very angry. And trust me, it`s not very nice. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:08 5 October 2011

I answered you. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 5 October 2011, at 22:12

edit Hi

I'm a sockpuppet. An eggplant 02:17, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Of whom? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 02:22
You don't know? And I have so many other others, you'll nevr find them all. An eggplant 02:27, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
I'm not interested in playing your little game. Don't know who you are, but impersonating banned users is a waste of time. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 03:27
Yes, good. But so is responding to them. An eggplant 04:18, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
I'm actually not mrthejazz, but a sockpuppet as well. Really! I am! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:37, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
I was led to believe that uncyclopedia is the sockpuppet of ebay...but that might just be a rumour. What do you think? --ShabiDOO 04:49, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
Everyone is a sockpuppet. After all, we're not real people. The real people are the people at the computer typing out what we say. So i'm a sockpuppet of the guy at the computer. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 05:14
Okay...Lollipop...I copied the article Stupid Cats to here. Could you go over the whole article and remove any sentence that is either 1. not funny or 2. not necessary. This article is REALLY hard to work with. Most of it is minimally funny and it goes all over the place. It would help a lot if you could give me your input like this. Okay!? --ShabiDOO 23:31, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:35, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit *poke*

This is just a reminder that you offered to judge the PLS, wound up with your name on a section, and still haven't done it. Apparently the deadline for results is October 12th, so... uh, please do so before then, and stuff. Cheers. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:22, 8 October 2011

edit Meepsheep

I got led over to your talk page on ED, what the fuck is going on? Is Meepsheep being impersonated or something? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:00, October 9, 2011 (UTC)

Nah, I doubt that. Unless he can prove it, then I don't believe him. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 9 October 2011, at 17:06

edit Damn

I've only been gone for like a month and next thing I knew your front page actually rocks and now you acting all mature. What else has been going on since my absence?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:19, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

RAHB, Tom mayfair, and Hyperbole all came back. You missed the PLS. Not much besides that. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 11 October 2011, at 22:31
Well, thats the last time I take a month off for awhile. Too many good stuff happening here.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:36, October 11, 2011 (UTC)
Real life occasionally pops back into my schedule, but i'll get in the mood of finding some unfinished articles I did and finally get around finishing them. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 11 October 2011, at 22:39
You and me both. Wow, we're like brothers of something.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:49, October 11, 2011 (UTC)
Speaking of articles, did you write this? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 11 October 2011, at 22:52
Yeah. I'm fixing some of it up to make it better. It doesn't offend you, does it?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:56, October 11, 2011 (UTC)
Of course not. I noticed some IP's fucked with it a bit. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 11 October 2011, at 22:58
Well, the nerve of those IPs. Thinking they can act like they run the joint.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:03, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pretty much what I said to Guildy

- Hi, I just saw the scoring on the PLS articles. You are right by saying there were some awesome articles on there. That would be awesome if you could tell me in a nutshell what are your thoughts on User:Mattsnow/HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!. I worked a great deal on it and nobody put it in their top 5. No need for an in-depth piss session, just a couple of lines like you did for the other articles, if you'd be so kind. What doesn't work? Where to improve? What are my chances with the girl next door? Thanks Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:51, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

It just kind of lags on and on and on. And on. And on the 'to awesomeness' part sort of skeetered my excitement away, the fact is, people usually like seeing something funny. Funny equals not so happy-ish ending. Unless it is sort of funny, or something like that. And on. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 11 October 2011, at 22:57
It seems I'm just not funny. Thanks for telling me not so subtlely I'm not. When you want a Pee Review or somebody to help you, just go see somewhere else. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:17, October 11, 2011 (UTC)
That's not what I meant. It's just I didn't like it. Just because I didn't find your article funny, dosen't mean you're not funny. Actually, why are you questioning your humour to me? I only have a half feature on an article that pretty much everybody did, while you are one of the oustanding writers here. Compared to you, my writing is like the burnt feces of a mauled toad. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 11 October 2011, at 23:25
Be nice lollipop.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:28, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Sparta?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA!!!

Thanks for your vote. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:13, 14 October 2011

edit Would you be a dear and...

Read this, You Have a Problem for me and then provide your input to me? Then I will post it in Pee Review. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:39, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

Gladly. I will however munch a mango tree first, and then work my way to the article. Munch away! --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 October 2011, at 03:03

edit You are a faggot son

I'm sorry to say but you are a basement dwelling cunt licker who does nothing but help this shitty website. I have bots too you faggot, who you like me to use them? --StAmPeDo? 07:11, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

Dude, fuck off and leave Lollipop alone.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 07:14, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Oh you got a hate message too, I thought I was special. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:19, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
How come everyone else always gets hate mail and not me? I'm cool... I'm hip... I'm up in yo' face, down wit' it, yo...... >_< -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:32 October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Hmmm, You got a point. Maybe you should do something that pisses people off. That usually works.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 08:17, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
A scary cum eater visited my talk page yesterday. Although clearly complexed and disturbed, he at least had the merits of being slightly entertaining. LEAVE LOLLIPOP ALONE!!! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:14, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Actually, I don't live in a basement. I go to university, occasionally go on Uncyc in between, go back, and party on the weekends. And you know why I like this website? Because they treat me nicely, I get good feedback, and I get a sense of enjoyment here. Something tells me you have unresolved issues you need to work out. However, blanking pages will only make it worse. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 October 2011, at 17:38

edit Stupid cats

Hey lollipop...i need your help with it! For serious ;) --ShabiDOO 11:53, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

I'll drop in as soon as I can. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 17 October 2011, at 18:37
As you know I copied the article here. Could you go over the whole article and remove any sentence that is either 1. not funny or 2. not necessary. (don't worry though, it doesn't mean it WILL be cut out of the article, I just need someone elses view on whats funny and necessary. If you only find 10 sentences funny/necessary, then delete everything else. Don't forget, you are the chosen one. Even after I perish I will still be able to communicate with you through these talk pages. Don't forget................ --ShabiDOO 19:26, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit Lollipop

Lollipop, sorry buddy but there wont be a vote...and if there was...there would be no winner. It really would be better if you tried to work it out with Lyrithya and any other user who is bothering you. On their talk pages and or IRC (and not on a different user's page). You just might even compromise a tiny bit with each other and go eat icecream afterwards. Maybe even hold hands. You never know. --ShabiDOO 22:11, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created Vasco Rossi, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


edit Stay, you

I saw a hint somewhere that you may leave, and that's too bull for me. Please stay, and keep doing what you've done so well. There is nothing so rich as a man who has everything and still comes around here, and since you have everything and show up nonetheless, your value to the site is immense. Thanks for being you, and not me, and thanks for the stuff. Aleister 17:57 21-10-'11

edit UN:OFFICE

I've added you to that - best if we put stuff down in a place where it won't be going anywhere, and also your threatening to leave and whatnot really has got to stop, especially since you do do useful other things. You can see your entry here - if you have questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to bring them up now as opposed to after something horrible happens. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:24, 22 October 2011

:'( Come on Lollipop I know you can avoid the bannage here and I hope you decide to legitimately make an effort to try nd clean up your act. I personally think UN:OFFICE is a bit extreme, but apparently thats only u to the sysops. Please don't try and rage quit again, because success will result in you not being here and failure will do the same. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:27, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
I wouldn't want to see you banned either, Lollipop, you do a lot of great things here, but sometimes the drama created is so disproportionnate that I understand Lyrithya. Take a deep breath before editing something you may regret afterwards, bro. Or go take a walk and come back with a fresh mind. :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:21, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
I have removed the UN:OFFICE restriction for now. This isn't to take away from anything that these guys have said but I have my reservations about the restriction that was imposed. I'd like to speak to you via email or IRC when you next have an opportunity, just in an attempt to mediate somewhat. --Chiefjustice3DS 14:28, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
I have spent a day off of Uncyclopedia to think over some stuff about all that was mentioned in the brief UN:OFFICE log. I was extremely amazed to see that I had been put there, but I feel that since I had a day to think these things over, I have decided upon fourles to change things:
  • If a user vandalizes, I may only revert them twice. The third time they do it, I immidiately add them to ban patrol and/or tell an admin on IRC and wait until their ban.
  • If I ever feel like i'm being put down or harrassed, a good talk over with another user may boost confidence.
  • If I feel a ban is a bit too harsh (if i'm banned at all), I will take it up calmly with the banner.
  • If a vandal is attempting to talk to me on my talkpage, I will either 1. wait until they are banned and give a witty response once they are not capable of editing anymore, or 2. ignore it fully and move along. Probably 2 seems better than 1.
I have also decided to stay away from Uncyclopedia drama at the moment, as it usually leads to a whiny fight that leads to either someone banned or a brief in-joke. I will take this and use it to learn from my experiences. This has been a good wake up call, as I am nowhere in the same category as those other users. I will work on those thing mentioned. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 22 October 2011, at 18:20
Rock and roll Lollipop!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) --ShabiDOO 19:06, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
I do feel a bit bad about causing a lot of drama. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 22 October 2011, at 19:22
We all could have said and worded things differently. Just like in all drama. Why don't you work on that article (I don't feel too well). It has a lot of great potential...seriously. You just need to make a lot of cuts and try to get a concept inside it (a reason why all this happens, a second story line, a reocurring theme [beyond him puking]). We all have to make painful cuts and spend time making our articles clearer and more focused and conceptual (or maybe not). --ShabiDOO 19:26, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Want to hear something embarasing

I was on a bus last night and I farted so hard that the whole bus heard it ... and then could later smell it. It was so toxic that an old lady threw up on the lap of a girl on her way to go dancing with friends. Then the bus driver lost controll of the bus and plowed us into a street market filled with customers. Most of us went flying through the front window which broke open. The smell from the cosmic fart then leaked into the street destroying all of the fruits and vegetables in the market and melting the steel of the street signs and fire hydrants. I cannot tell you how embarrased I was. I mean...seriously...my face was pretty red. No more enchaladas for me!!! --ShabiDOO 14:39, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Your fart has come all the way to greece too. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:00, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
I was wondering what that smell outside was! --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 22 October 2011, at 18:21
Yes...it did spread across the globe...but eventually the clouds absorbed it. I don't want to be around when it rains! --ShabiDOO 02:00, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
Or better yet snows. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 23 October 2011, at 02:01
That would explain that poopy smell when the snow melts in spring. --ShabiDOO 02:07, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
No wonder it smells like cow feces... --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 23 October 2011, at 02:08

edit haha

I didn't know you liked men <3 --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 01:10, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't know you like guys. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 23 October 2011, at 01:11
Fancy that; I like males as well. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:05, 23 October 2011
Boobies. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 23 October 2011, at 02:06
Titties.-Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:26, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
Boob a tit tit titty boob a tit boob. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 23 October 2011, at 02:34

edit ):

I'm sorry for the death threats ad vandalism. Sincerely Stampy Wanpy (Sorry but they blacklisted my original name in the filter or something like that) --Huge apology account 09:30, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

What's a few death threats between friends? Come on, kill him already, and lick his dead Lolly down to the stem, and then pick up the stick and submerge it in quicksand. Yeah, do all those things, then you'd have something to apologize for. Aleister 15:42 24-10-'11
Oh, really? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 24 October 2011, at 20:08
Really. --ShabiDOO 20:45, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
I like the fact that he misspelled about three or four words. This kid probably aced spelling as a kid. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 24 October 2011, at 22:11
Whats the story here...was that aimsplode?!!??! --ShabiDOO 22:42, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
No, it was Stampedo. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 24 October 2011, at 23:02
Oh my...who was Stampedo? What did he do? Did he threaten to throw us all into a giant toaster? --ShabiDOO 23:15, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
No he was a blanker that created over 20 sockpuppets and threatened to kill anyone that reverted him. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 October 2011, at 00:08
Shame...Stampedo is a pretty cool user name. --ShabiDOO 00:11, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
Know what's a pretty cool username? A Pretty Cool Username. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 October 2011, at 00:58
Maybe you can change your user name ................... again! :) --ShabiDOO 01:11, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
My new username will be Shabidee. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 October 2011, at 01:47

edit I got something really important to tell you. A very important thing that you must know. More important than life itself.

Boobs. That is all.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:44, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

You got it wrong, dude. Boobs are life. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 October 2011, at 04:51
True. true.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:20, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Maybe

Maybe. --ShabiDOO 21:11, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:16, 27 October 2011

edit That thing

Any further progress with that thing yesterday after I left? Sorry about that, by the way; power went out. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:54, 27 October 2011

Not really. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 October 2011, at 06:30
Oh. Well, I think we can trust you to not do anything stupid for awhile, at least. Perhaps we can resume when the guy gets back?
Or we could start debating it here. 1-2 weeks - it's sensible. And yes, it's not a pleasant prospect - that's the point. The idea is that you never do it at all, and if you're indeed certain you won't, then why the issue? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:58, 28 October 2011

edit Request

Um... hey. I've only been on this site for about an hour and already there are multiple things which I wish to correct that I have been denied from modifying. In particular this section of an otherwise great article. I wish for the following changes:

  1. For god's sake, take off those friggin' <big> tags!!
  2. Make it just one paragraph, rather than each line overlapping each other.
UPDATE: Just replace the entire paragraph with this.

Why have I asked you? I looked on a list of people "happy to help noobs". This counts, right? - Hypster 15:49, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

I'll read over it, and tell you whether it belongs or not. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 29 October 2011, at 20:22
UPDATE: I'd leave it alone, as it really dosen't have anything to with the article that much. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:30

edit SpongeBob SquarePants

Thanks for the vote! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:03, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit Happy Halloween too!

Thanks for the message! Don't poison too much candies. Poor kids :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:27, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

I don't give out the candies. I get the bunny children to do that. Of course, they do it after they get dressed up and get some bunny candy. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:29

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:53, 3 November 2011

edit Pass the gravy boat and the green piped potatoes, would you , Love?

Thank you for your vote on Fanny Cradock! Hugs! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:29, November 4, 2011 (UTC)

*hugs Prettiestpretty* mmmm...you give good hugs. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 5 November 2011, at 00:37

edit Rollback

Hey, man... please don't use that unless you're reverting vandalism or something else equally unambiguous. When reverting users editing in good faith, please do so manually in the future so you can leave an explanation as to why you're reverting them, else you're just apt to wind up with frustrated folks without any idea why they were reverted, which doesn't really help anything. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:08, 7 November 2011

I think i'm aware how to use rollback. Sometimes it's best not to say anything, or else the reverted user will become more frustrated. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 7 November 2011, at 19:24
I'm referring to good faith edits, mon, things like this in which the user was legitimately trying to fix something. Reverting without explanation is good for vandalism and trolling, but that was neither vandalism nor trolling. Take a little more time to look at why someone might have done what they did and try to address it, especially if they're just missing something, that's all I ask. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:05, 7 November 2011
I always check the 'diff' when i'm about to revert someone, but I assumed he was deleting the noinclude for a strange reason. Thank you for explaining that to me, I will try to be more cautious next time. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 7 November 2011, at 20:10
Thanks, man. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:00, 7 November 2011

edit Lollipop...

...did you know that you can't spell zeebra without a b but that you can spell canker sore without an exclamation point? --ShabiDOO 02:34, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:50, 10 November 2011

edit Whole Lotta Lolly Lolly

Hutch Nuclear Dinner Laptop Skin-Wrappz
Thanks For Your Purchase!
The NAARAHYNWOMDTCRDP appreciates your patronage because it prevents us from having to get real jobs and we can continue to provide
you with compelling yet useless publications which exploit your fear of embarrassment and nuclear holocausts. Here's an oddly designed abomination of a template for your talk page as a special gift which acknowledges your stupidity for everyone on Uncyclopedia to see!

Thanks for the vote on Tsar Bomba! As well as your kind words. --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:08, November 14, 2011 (UTC)


edit Thanks for voting for me

Pizza delivery1 Thanks for voting for me for Noob Of The Month

As a reward, I give you one of my pizzas!

Thanks a lot for voting for me for Noob Of The Month, kind sir. It means a lot to me.

--PopGoesTheWeasel 02:58, November 16, 2011 (UTC)

Mind you, that is good pizza. *continues to munch on pizza slice* --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 November 2011, at 03:45

edit UnSignpost - 17 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:26, 17 November 2011


edit Tonight We dine in Hell with Hitler!No seriously He got reservations

No really on this totally amazing LOLipop or what I call Awesomepop.Enjoy(P.S. I know How annoying this is ,but I kinda need it back 5 minutes from now!)UNmarine777 04:59, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

Awesomepop1234

Hope you like it!

Shabidoo and 6 other users like this post. Thumbsup

edit UnSignpost - 24 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:11, 24 November 2011

edit Guess what happened to me the other day!

I walked pass this glass thing on my wall and I saw a person in it that looks exactly like me!what do I do?--UNmarine777 01:34, November 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hikipedia

You know what I mean...

[1]

Nice try but please... It's weird... English people attacking against my home country...

And, ho, I`m that RammFan-guy there. I don't use my account anymore, but just wanted to say greetings from that place. Or something I dunno. But nice try still. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 07:26 28 November 2011

edit Don't see much of you these days...

Just thought I'd say, seeing as we don't seem to see much of each other these days, been kinda busy with final exams an' all. How you been Mr. Lollipop? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:30, November 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Subpage

How to creat a subpage comrade?-- Red October 14:24, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit Re: Sig

Hello sir, I'd just like to tell you that I got your message and I'll make sure not to add any pictures onto my signature that's larger than 15 pixels. Thank you for the message. (I swear, I learned my lesson, so please don't ban me.) --Matthlock 22:35, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 1 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:15, 1 December 2011

edit Penis

You're fired! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:25, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

I guess this only works on me. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:12, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit I'll...

I'll Smosh you in the pit! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 02:31, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit Oya

I've missed you around. I have no idea if this means you haven't been around or I just haven't been paying attention, though, mainly since I haven't been paying attention, but I do hope the cows are treating you well. There are cows, right? Dammit, where am I?

Oh. Er... hi. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:49, 4 December 2011

You never missed me Lyrithya. D': --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:15, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
Oh yes she missed. She was altough too shocked from the case so she didn't do much to remember you. I remember how I cried when I first heard you're not around... and then you just appeared here so I didn't have a chance to welcome you... But, hey, I can now...
...MIMO! You're back! Wheehoo, let's celebrate this! Here, have this imaginary piece of cake! It has chocolate on it! And strawberries! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:41 7 December 2011
Cat, please. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:57, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
Hey that's right, where are you at Lollipop? I like your particular writing style, come back here! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:33, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
You missed me? Aw, how cute! You actually missed ol' Lolly? Oh man this is so cute. Come in hon, let's take a picture. Gather round kids, this photo will hang on our fridge for years! --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 9 December 2011, at 03:51

edit UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 8 December 2011

edit Go look on Xamralco's talkpage.

And tell us what you want to write about. --Tophat headless 21:46, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit My Wikipedia pledge parody

Sorry that was me, I got logged out somehow. Is it alright to parody the Wikipedia begging advertisement letters? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 05:06, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

It's quite alright. And you can do Wikipedia begging advertisement letters, but can you make them more original(the money wasting joke is gettin' old...no offense). Great article so far, glad to see an old timer back. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 13 December 2011, at 05:09

edit Hey ...

Hey, Lollipop dude, User:Magic man and User:Xamralco have already agreed ... but I still need to ask you. Can I collaborate and help out with the article too? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 04:00, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit I don't know where to ask?

You make signatures, right!? :3 How does it work? Where do I ask? waht. J.D. Soufi 19:07, December 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--Chiefjustice3DS 10:28, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit The thing on the god talk page

I read your comment in the history and the reason I deleted that part was because I don't really like those kinda gay jokes but you can keep it. I don't care. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:30, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

I understand, and the reason I kept it is it fuels the entire section. Thanks for your concerns though. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 December 2011, at 02:07

edit UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:48, 22 December 2011

edit Tripped face first into a bar

Hello Mr. Pop. Merry holidays to you and to some of yours. This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 28-12-'11

edit Merry Christmas!

I hope you are doing good, I'd like to know why my signatute doesn't worl on the French Uncy, my name here is Moresnow. I think I did everything OK, I must have misse a step! See here and here I hope you can see where I went wrong! Thanks Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:51, December 28, 2011 (UTC)

Don't do anything yet, Lollipop. maybe I'll be able to change my name there to Mattsnow, but maybe I'll neeed your help with the sig anyway. Happy New Year in advance! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:23, December 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:53, 29 December 2011

edit You my friend, are awesome

SMotM Snowman of the month December 2011 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:20, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

I appreciate the thought, but this isn't actually my talk page. Pup 11:17 01 Jan '12

edit UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

edit Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

edit Right

I don't care what lame excuse you have, but not being active since mid December is purely unacceptable. You need to come back and help me and the others do what we do, keep this place tidy. Otherwise who else is gonna do it, Lyrithya, HA?

By which I mean Lollipop come back please, I miss you and such. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:59, January 9, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:01, 12 January 2012

edit URGENT ... MAJOR IMPORTANCE ... VITAL

Lollipop...my god...I need your help ASAP. The colours on my sig are in desparate need of change. Its 2012 and its still blue. Could you come out of your hibernation and make me a new spiffy set of signature colours? Pretty please with powdered sugar ontop and freshly grated ginger? --ShabiDOO 00:10, January 16, 2012 (UTC)

edit WhThFu?

I was gone when the candyshelves collapsed on you. You get back here right now, Mr. Lollipop, people are missing you and that's a good thing. We are all sitting in a circle in the park, waiting for you, and it rains sometimes so hurry up. Aleister 16:11 17-1-'12

Yeah, we sure miss you and the cyberpolice knows where you live, so get the hell back here!!! :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:25, January 17, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:07, 19 January 2012

edit I SAW YOU EDIT

Come back pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:30, January 20, 2012 (UTC)


edit HMC 2012

Happymonkey2012
Be the first to sign-up. If you are the first five people to sign up...I will add .5 to your score :) here. Happy Monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !! --ShabiDOO 16:26, January 22, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:27, 26 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:09, 3 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:24, 10 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:55, 18 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:47, 23 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 1 March 2012

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 March 2012

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:37, Apr 5

edit I didn't see that at all

Aren't you supposed to be dead?                               Puppy's talk page05:10 16 Apr

I saw everything! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:17, April 16, 2012 (UTC)

edit How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:06, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit YOU'RE BACK DUDE!!!

Am I hallunicating, or did I just see you in a forum? Hey, hi again Lollipop! Remember me still? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:28, 28 September, 2012 (UTC)

WOW you edited?????? You should totally come back to celebrate! (please? I miss you...) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:04, October 6, 2012 (UTC)


edit Hello Master

Since you are my master can you please check out my progress on article creating such as User:UNmarine777/Republic of Cerveza please because im currently held hostage by Albanians and this is my only connection to the outside world.Please call Liam Neeson.--UNmarine777 04:59, October 12, 2012 (UTC)

Lollipop is (or at least as far as I can tell) on indefinite leave from Uncyclopedia. Not sure if he'll be back (hopefully he'll read this and realize he is missed) but you may want to ask somebody else or get it reviewed. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:52, October 12, 2012 (UTC)

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