User talk:Llwy-ar-lawr

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The past is here. The future is below here: the future is now.


Who controls the present, controls the past. And who controls the past, controls the future. Or something like that. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:45, August 22, 2014 (UTC)

So does that mean if I control the present I can rewrite history to say that the world was created by pink unicorns? That's totally cool! -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 15:56, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
Yes, sure, as you wish. On another topic, would you like to become an UnSignpost editor? We haven't had an issue for a month or so, but we have plent of stuff to write about. I'll get down to it sooner or later, but I'm afraid it will be more later than sooner. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:42, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
I would like to, but I'm afraid my days of writing funny stuff may be over. I'll also need to get caught up on what's happening, and that may prove to be a slow process since I've got another vacation or two coming up and I'm also working on Wikipedia and Illogicopedia, and I've only just got back here and all. I'll definitely give it some thought, though; thanks for the offer. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 17:30, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
Llwy, you're back! We missed you so much. We're finally ballancing out the lack of Welshness on this site. Welcome back! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:59, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
PS - Would you like to renew your UnSignpost description? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:44, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
Sure. I'll do it right now--assuming you mean 'subscription'. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 19:28, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
No, description. Describe the UnSignpost in 100 words or less. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:58, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
I never had one in the first place, so I can't very well renew it, can I? Or is this another case of 'Take some more tea' when more means 'more than nothing'? -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 20:05, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
Description or subscription? Here you go. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 21:15, August 22, 2014 (UTC)
No. I specifically meant description. Everyone is required to have a description of UnSignpost in their user base or they may face a ban of up to 2 months - wikia rules. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:06, August 23, 2014 (UTC)
Uh oh, that's news to me! I better write one, quick! -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 08:29, August 23, 2014 (UTC)

A pleasant surprise awaited me...

...in seeing your posts here after not coming by for a few days. You are one of the most level-headed uncyclopedians around, imnho, and seeing your name again gives me geese-pimples (not really, but metaphorically in a flock of gooses). Welcome home, and someone please hurry and kill the fatted calf for the feast! Aleister 10:06 23-8-14

Good to see you too. I never really did anything of much substance for this site, but it's nice to know I'm appreciated. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 15:42, August 23, 2014 (UTC)

Rosie

Thank you for your helpful vote and I appreciate your edits! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:46, August 29, 2014 (UTC)

Cool. :) -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 19:48 29 Aug 2014

Rollbacker

I don't think you had that here before? Anyway, that power has been granted. A Wizard Did It. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:33, September 2, 2014 (UTC)

Oh wow, cool. Just got back from vacation, so didn't see this. Now maybe I won't constantly be beaten to reverts by a certain highly active user. :P -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 21:45 6 Sep 2014

User Cathfolant

I have permabanned this account, as it seems to be a sockpuppet for you. The name is therefore not available on this wiki, which I believe is what you wanted. Spıke ¬ 19:14 9-Sep-14

Sure, that's fine. I didn't intend it as a sockpuppet in the usual sense (I wasn't going to edit with it; I also created it while logged in, but for some reason that didn't show up in the logs) but it makes no real difference to me what becomes of it, except that I ended up hit with an autoblock and had to change my IP address. But that's ok too because it's only for 1 day. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 19:53 9 Sep 2014

My bad; I should have used the option not to block the IP address. It is now unblocked (for the next guy). Spıke ¬ 20:14 9-Sep-14

Categorising UnNews

Thanks for doing that Llwy. Removes the red links. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:04, September 12, 2014 (UTC)

Are you writing?

The PLS has just started, so maybe you wish to write something? I like what you did with Food, by the way! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:52, September 22, 2014 (UTC)

I'd love to write something, if I could only think of what to write. I'll try. And thanks. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 19:56 22 Sep 2014

Vermont

The way to do a lettered list would be to attach a style to the <OL> tag, such as list-style-type: lower-alpha. Attaching literal labels to the list items makes it harder to add new ones. But your final edit at Vermont is wiser, as there is no reason for this particular article to have a lettered list when the default throughout the encyclopedia is numbered lists. Spıke ¬ 01:52 23-Sep-14

Cool. Thanks. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 02:22 23 Sep 2014

UnSignpost in-terview

Hello Llwy! It was very charming of you to agree to a rendez-vous an interview for our newspaper, and I will thus immediately proceed with my questions.

  1. To start with the most personal, do you think it is reading or writing humour that is more likely to cause you damage? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:32, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
    Well, it depends--is there a vampire standing behind you? If so, is it Christian? And if it's Christian, is it Catholic or Protestant? Actually, no, that's something else again. It depends on whether you like cats... and whether the cats are serving overpriced sandwiches. The sandwiches have to be made of muffins, you see; otherwise the furries will defenestrate you and you'll find yourself watching your house burnt down by a gang of wild flying horses. More to the point, though, pickles don't taste like cheese. Does that answer your question? -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 19:56 26 Sep 2014
  2. I am afraid you have just reversed roles. Interviewee, do you think this answers my question? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:59, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
    It answers your question if and only if you can find the one true sock and sacrifice it to the god of fire on the second full moon of May. Be warned: it smells really bad. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 20:40 26 Sep 2014
  3. Interesting! What is your opinion on paganism? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 22:21, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
    Pagan vampires are more dangerous than Christian vampires. They both have gods that demand human sacrifices, but pagans have way more of them. Pagans also prefer humans with smelly socks, because their gods demand sock sacrifices as well. Smelly sock sacrifices. So they're not only dangerous, but smelly. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 00:59 27 Sep 2014
  4. I am afraid to ask you whether you are pagan or not. Instead, what's your favourite color? (Or favorite colour?) Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:09, September 28, 2014 (UTC)
    My favourite colour is green. Green is the colour of life, like trees and stuff. Trees are nice, but they never have anything to say. Green is also apparently the colour of comic book villains, so that means I'm evil or something. Nothing new about that revelation. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 16:06 28 Sep 2014
  5. So are you a villain or a comic villain? There is a difference! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 05:49, October 1, 2014 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Commonwealth of Nations

You wouldn't mind looking at my article and casting a vote would you? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:08, September 28, 2014 (UTC)

Sure, I'll have a peek. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 14:20 28 Sep 2014
Thanks. And thanks for the vote too! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:37, September 28, 2014 (UTC)
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