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edit You've been deleting my pages from Pee Review?!

I see no edits or anything, just them slowly dissapearing from the "been reviewed" or "being reviewed" area. The page said to blame you so I am...Bastard!!!

Also, please adopt me. I am a lonely African boy of 7 years. My father is dead, and I ate my mother. Please help...

edit I've been popping a lot of talk pages' cherries lately.

- T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:02, Jan 4

edit Reap

From Syc — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:02, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

TOO SLOW, FOOL. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:03, Jan 4
Fast, slow, or medium paced, whatever - this is simply a "good to see you about again" message, and has noting to do with the "r" word. So: good to see you about again. --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:57, Jan 4
As good as it is to have Lj about again, I think we can all agree that the most important thing is that I won. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:54, Jan 4
Yes, now can I have that order of fries and a veggie burger.— Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:18, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Veggie burger? Are you a hippie or a gay or something?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:22, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
I pick C, Something. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:21, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh, you's back? Good to see you. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:27, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Regarding an old CVP redirect I found

Specifically, The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and fourty three times (redirect) (delete) (yes, I know {{redirect}} is only supposed to be used on QVFD, but this is a special circumstance...)

I don't see any purpose for the continued existence of this redirect; I think it should probably be deleted/salted instead. I brought this to your talk page since VFD and QVFD weren't appropriate venues, and you were the last user to edit the redirect. Do you have any comments or complaints? --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 04:20, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Adopt a poor noob today...thats me.

I have often been misunderstund, the runt of a single child litter, how many people do you know that are desperate enough to lick your shoes. Not many but i will(subject to rigorous hygine tests)! adoption is the only option for me, and someone as tall as you would be puuurfect, but remember...Flipsy+u=eternal happiness

Not to rain on your parade, but young Mr. Ljlego has not been with us for quite some time and is therefore not in any position to take on noobs at this point. If he shows up, however, and announces that he is coming back full time, I'll let him speak for himself. Perhaps you could find yourself another adopter? Perhaps someone more active? Check the list, although we really only update it when we feel like it. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:40, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Reviewers

I believe I should be on the list of reviewers. --Projectmayhem666 Talk 10:28, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

And now I am, bwahahaha! --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 14:03, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

edit questions from a n00b

how log did it take till u was an admin wut up? --Durryman 03:53, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

edit You should be around more

Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:26, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Welcome back

Don't ever leave us again. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:27, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

OK, if you say so~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:03, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

edit LJ!

How the hell you been? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:42, 26 Jun

edit I SAW YOU!

Whoa, long time no see! /me tacklehuggles Uncle LJ Welcome back! :) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:43, 27 Jun

edit Yeah...

Uhh, sorry about the Religion Portal... I actually set it up for Zim, but I guess he abandoned it? I hope you don't mind but I'm going to finish it up and move it back later. Did you hate the audio, or what?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:10, 28 June 2009

edit Paedophile (animal)

I didn't realise an article could get deleted that quickly without a tag that says it might. I thought it would need to go through AFH beforehand. If I'd known that it could get deleted like that, I would've put more effort into it. Munci 09:13, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Maybe this is too late but can you please restore it my userpage please? Munci 11:00, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

edit listen

Listen here. I will NOT be bossed around by someone like you. I have learned from my mistakes, I am sorry for the retarded topics I made, but I will not need approval for them. I am sorry, but you will not boss me around. Thank you!--Almost Sir Random Crap

Ljlego is an admin, and one of our most longstanding ones, so actually, yeah, he can kinda boss you around. Every time you make a forum you risk damaging your own credibility. I don't mean to sound like a condescending fuck, but I think he had your interests in mind when he told you to quit creating forums. Open mouth, insert foot is the expression. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:37, Aug 6
I do want to sound like a condescending fuck. Shroom, your forums are fucking dumb and are annoying everyone. ljlego's proposed solution is reasonable. Accept and shush, k? -- pointless Ape (navigate) (Riot Porn) 23:40, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Okay, I'll be more careful when making topics, but I just want to make them freely like everyone else! I'm not evil! Please understand Ape, I'm behind those meme topics now. Please understand!--Almost Sir Random Crap
Those meme topics, hopefully, are behind you. Somewhat like in Soviet Russia. In any case, all I'm saying is that in the past you have exhibited a repeated inability to judge what is appropriate for a forum topic and what isn't. Then you've also pushed the boundaries of other people's patience by forcing those topics into their view when they were content to angrily but begrudgingly ignore it. Hence, for until I decide otherwise, we will have an informal agreement that your forum topics need to be screened before entering the forums, particularly the Dump. That, I think, is a fair and even deal, all traces of which will be forgotten once I've decided you are able to use your own discretion.
What concerns me more, though, is the concept that forum topics are your best form of expressing yourself on the site. I haven't followed your work, but the way I would say you can demonstrate your growth is to move away from the forum and start getting better at writing articles. Alternately, if that isn't your cup of tea, start doing some maintenance work. Either way, don't piss away your time doing something useless even by our standards.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 23:47, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I'm sorry. I'll try to moive away more from the forum. just please don't screen my new topics. I'm glad you are acting nice. I'm really behind retarded topics. I promise. Just please don't do this, and I'll behave. Thank you for acting kindly.--Almost Sir Random Crap
No, really, I want you to run your topics by me. You may be past SHBUUUQUIL, but this was created just today...and though certainly an improvement over the former, it's something like taking one step up the Spanish Steps. The point is, there's a long way to go before I can trust you to start topics which won't make my brain scream for sweet relief from the pain. Therefore, I am going to ask you once more to run your forum topics by me. After that, if you still refuse, then you will indeed be on your own, and at risk of being banned for creating forum topics which I would have stopped before they got to that point. This is the last time I will make you this offer, and let this be the final explanation I give of my reasoning.
To reiterate: RUN YOUR TOPICS BY ME OR YOU'RE AT THE MERCY OF THE BANHAMMER! Have an excellent day.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:01, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

edit I agree

My associates have "advised" me about you and I am very scared. So I agree. Now please don't slit my throat with an old CD.--Almost Sir Random Crap

An old CD? Never! Old CDs generally contain better music than new CDs, plus the new ones are much more effective at lacerating your jugular. However, I suppose I could refrain from slitting your throat at all. Count yourself lucky.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:24, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Now my life is fufilled. But if you were to slit my throat, use a CD by The Beatles, preferebly It's Been a Hard Day's Night.--Almost Sir Random Crap

edit El Salvador

Try it now. --SpikeFromNH 20:16, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

edit Oi!

What's all this with you writing articles again? Are you back from the dead? Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 03:59, Oct 28 2009

edit Noah's Ark

I wrote all this on the discussion page but I added a 8th scene to the Noah's Ark Unscript. I think its funny but its a little different from the formula in place and I couldn't figure out how to change the font size to be the same as that of the actions in the other scenes. Anyways I wanted to run it by you and if it needs changes let me know or try and work with it if you can I just don't want it getting deleted though there are definately some things that I could easily part with most mentioned on the talk page.--Cockofavoice 08:23, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

edit Surprise

For when you come back. ; ) -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 16:10, Dec. 29, 2009

edit Reopening: Regarding an old CVP redirect I found

Specifically, The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and fourty three times (redirect) (delete). I last mentioned this on your talk page a little under a year ago (see above). I just realized what it is I failed to make clear: My question was whether the misspelling of "forty" is grounds for deletion of the redirect. A redirect with "forty" correctly spelled exists (but it currently points to a different target). What do you think? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 23:34, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit Please for the love of god adopt me!!!

Hi im Tamatamamayo! Id love to be adopted --Tamatamamayo 04:02, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

Ljlego hasn't been around since August. You should probably try another adopter from here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:38, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit Happy Birthday

I love you. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 07:15 Feb 1 2010

edit Holy Batman!

You're back(ish?)! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 17:18, Apr. 17, 2010

It appears so. Interesting....  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Apr 2010 ~ 00:00 (UTC)
Wha-?! Lj, is it really you? Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 02:54, Apr 18 2010
It is I, in all my former glory. Except for the glory part. But I am back.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:55, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews Audio

Your 15-Apr audio has drifted to the bottom of the list of recent audios, where I am maintaining it on the assumption that people looking at this list of ten audios might want to see something not recorded by me. However, when it gets one month UnRecent, this absolution will end and you'll have to record something new! Spıke Ѧ 01:09 5-May-10

edit PLS judging

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognizant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognizant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 12:55 May 24 2010

--Ohnogodnotagain 16:00, May 26, 2010 (UTC)Hi, I'm a noobie and submitted an article to be savaged, and it's just dissapeared. Is it orbiting venus, or has it been deleted?

edit Paradise Judged

For the record, I actually very much like Paradise Lost. Just saying. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:56, June 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit PLS voting

Holy shit! I am awed by the utter deliciousness of your comments on HowTo:Be Reverend Zimulator. Equally odd am I that you chose it as your #1. Are we taking the same medications? I have to be honest: the title was inspired by the title Howto: Staple toast to a wall. I thought to myself, "I could possibly give this article a thumbs up just for the title." Then I thought, "what sort of How To article would I write, were I to, say, want to have it judged for a prestigious prize?" I especially liked flaunting the Uncyc guide lines (Chuck Norris quote right off the bat, writing an article about myself [sort of]) and being able to legitimately and ironically use the category, Articles about a person written in the style of that person. Thanks very much for this, and all your efforts for our fine work. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:13, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Paradise Abridged

It's up on VFH. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:51, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Welcome back

edit Woahah

You back --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:33, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hello

This is Sareda, I understand the article being vain, but what do you mean by borderline cyberbullying? Please tell me! I am online now if you are, it would be good to know, because I honestly don't know what you're referring to. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Egardenshaha (talk • contribs)

Ooh, okay. Nope, mental health, not showering, all me, :D. Well thank you anyway. I kind of just wanted to write that so I could print it out and show people I have a wikipedia article about me. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Egardenshaha (talk • contribs)

edit Brrrr...

10 reasons to thank Ljlego

10. You voted for User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty on VFH

9. You're pretty cool

8. You participated in rigging one of Uncyclopedia's most sacred voting pages

7. Thus proving that you don't have a frigid sense of humor

6. Except you do since you voted for an article that involved freezing temperatures

5. Not even sure if that was a proper pun anyway

4. Sorry

3. I think I'm running out of numbers here

2. But I just wanted to say

1. Thanks for the vote!

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:25 Apr 25, 2011
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