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Sir

The k7 was a real rocket. the part about yuri was admiteedly from a video game, but your reason for calling it 'nonsense' is unfathomable. please contact me privately so we can work out this issue like reasonable people

K7. That was my bad. I appreciate your second message a lot more than your first :P.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:11, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

My Favourite Big Brother...Will You Sign My Signature Book?

If you could suspend thoughts of splitting my kneecaps for just a moment I would be very happy if my FAVOURITE big brother came and signed my rather bare signature book! :D Thanks. - 01:11 30 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hi Big Brother

HI Ljlego, I guess you're my big brother now! (And I still can't pronounce your name...) I thought I'd say hi, and also wonder was that jealousy when you deleted the contents of my userpage?? :-D My internet has been dodgy so it has taken me like 20 attempts to post this...So I hope you appreciate it! Also sorry if there are like a million of these comments on this page...- Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I was just testing your true committment to your userpage. And, by the looks of it, you have very little. Time to split your kneecaps, chum.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:03, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
Kids! Behave now! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:02, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
Aw, grampa! You never let us split people's kneecaps!   Le Cejak <14:04 Mar 28, 2008>
Private Cajek? I thought I told you to scrub the front deck didn't I?! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:07, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
100 pushups? Yes ma'am!   Le Cejak <Mar 28, 2008 (14:24)>
*Looks worriedly down at his kneecaps an sighs with relief when he sees they're still intact...* Oh and P.S. How comes everyone has the date outside of their sig template? I mean, really, you can make it put the date in automatically...! - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
OK, so maybe you can't add the date automatically... - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Oh, you can. There's a way. Let me go through some talk page archives because I don't feel like explainin' it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:33 Mar 29, 2008
Well, I think you can if you don't use a template and instead check "raw signature" on your preferences and then insert the code from your template, but then you don't get control over what the date looks like, well that's the only way I know of.... - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Start readin'. Certainly works for me.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:37 Mar 29, 2008
Hmm...that's good, but if I've done it correctly you still have to put the time in by yourself, which for any self-respecting lazy person, like myself, is a bit of a pain...But thanks, anyway, oh and if you can please stop by my signature book and sign it!, cause it's looking a litte bare at the moment...:D - 09:00 29 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

WTF

CAN U PLZ PUT BAK THE NEXT BOX I HVNT FINISHED WITH IT AND I WAS GONNA MAKE IT BETTA Y/N??? "crazyfulla"

I'm putting it back in your userspace. Next time, please ask me with more civility or I may not be as inclined to restore it. There. Please let me know when it's finished and I'll put it in the mainspace.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:49, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

hey sorry i just (sniff) like that page oh and thank you Crazyfulla 22:50, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Dude

Jim Steel is my principal, that article really is on Wikipedia, but they wont let me put his picture up. so come on how fucking cool would it be to go online and see something tha says your principal is a gay porn star.

Uh....well....that's kinda the exact reason why I got rid of it. See, we have a little policy called the Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policy. You should read that and reconsider your decision to post vanity. As the Teacher says, "Vanity of vanities, all is vanity!" And that was in the Bible!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:56, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Gratz and such.

Hey, just wanted to drop you a line saying congrats for the sysoppage and such. Enjoy your bansteeq, hope I'm never on the receiving end of it. Oh, and I listened to your song. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 04:46 Mar 1

Oh Shitfuck

Damn. You asked me to reskin the America article and I have been kinda busy lately so I put it off and was going to do it when I had some time (now) but now its been featured? Not on the 4th of July as you said. Sorry, I screwed up. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:37, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Gloria whatsername

I deleted the article per the VFD vote. However, if you'd like, I would be more than happy to restore it to User:Kapuso/Gloria Last Name. Just say the word.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:25, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Please do so. --Kapuso 18:27, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Just for your info Ljlego, there is a discussion about this article on and it's deletion on User talk:Mordillo‎ and also the VFD talk page... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:46, Mar 1

Hi, I would like to know if the CVP for the "Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo" entry could be removed. I would be glad to offer my version of the article. My article is here: User:MidwayHaven/Gloria. Thank you! --MidwayHaven 12:40, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Extra special, totally delicious, and absolutely British

Well I just can't decide if you're talking the piss or not! Do I get one of them {{VoteUOTM}} thingys for my page? I think someone forgot to add it... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:48, Mar 1

Late Thanks

Bordeaux OUI!

Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision!

Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue.

Thanks again for your vote. Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:00, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Why did you huff my fucking XXXX

Well you didn't actually, just wanted you to get used to it. Quick note about VFH, I don't normally remove anything due to low health before it drops under 40. Mostly since things are quite slow around there, and some of the articles you dropped could have made at least Quasi. Ciao. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:33, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

-

you're poor and a rasist. give me a warning, i dont care i just tell the truth and im honest. well, and why cant i edit 'america'? BECAUSE U KNOW UR COUNTRY SUCKS.

Could you shake your groove thing over to...

...Assquatch and make it "quatchier"? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:19, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Speedy Deletion

OK, this is the first time I've created an article, but I thought the construction tag allowed me more than a half hour before my article on Stranger in a Strange Land was deleted. The tag says that I have a week to put my ideas together - could you please put it back? Burnside65 21:25, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Lj might be asleep, or something. Anyways, I'm a recent changes freak, so I restored it for ya. Good luck. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:32, Mar 3
TLB, restore to userspace. I just restored it, and in fact just deleted it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:33, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
Wups, my bad. Yeah, do it like what he said. Good luck again. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:34, Mar 3
Well, I was in the middle of adding a major paragraph, only to find it gone when I pressed Save. I was saving bit by bit as I went, so I'd appreciate a little more good faith next time. Burnside65 21:36, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
I'm a little new at this, but call me crazy, I don't like being talked at by people who clearly didn't read the literature provided for them. Let me also point out that {{construction}} will not save an article "if it is the only thing on the page", so in theory yours should have been deleted on creation. And assuming good faith goes both ways. For future reference.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:41, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
If you're a little new at this, then where did your extensive trophy gallery come from? And trust me, there's far ruder ways to talk back to someone on the internet. If you had given me like 5 minutes, I would've added a paragraph making it longer than 2 or 3 lines, which I'm now having to rewrite. Burnside65 21:49, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
As the last thing that I am going to write in regards to this situation, rules are rules. My extensive trophy gallery came from my time as a user, but I'm rather new at being a sysop. The end.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:51, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
You might be a little new at it, so I'll give the advice that people actually trying to write articles are not good targets for QVFD. Leave that for the ones that are actually abandoned. There's no rush when people are actually working on them! Spang talk 22:40, 03 Mar 2008
Allow me to interject and make it clearer to you what Lj and the gang are trying to explain to you. Writing articles on the mainspace is NEVER a good idea. Write it in your userspace instead. If you don't know what that is, it looks like this: User:Burnside65/Stranger in a Strange Land. Namely, your userspace is always safe and will never get QVFD'd. Don't move it to the mainspace until it's finished or else good sysops like Lj here will come along and do their jobs, which is to clean up after people. Quit giving him crap, pull your head out of your ass, and just move on. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:12 Mar 3
SysRq, apart from the fact that you're giving out false information, no need to tell anyone here to pull his head out of his anus. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:18, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
I know that there's no need. But what false information is there? That's where his article was restored to. I'm looking right at it right now. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:21 Mar 3
And stop biting the noobs! Jesus. He was in the middle of writing an article with a construction tag on, and found it deleted. Perhaps if he'd left it for a week it be more undertandable, but he's come to the page of the person who deleted it, asked nicely for it to be restored, exactly like people supposed to. I do not see any crap being given. The mainspace is not exclusively for finished articles, so don't jump on people who don't create them in userspace. Spang talk 22:40, 03 Mar 2008
Spang, if I made myself unclear, then let me make it clear now. I made a mistake. The end. Now, everybody except Burnside, please kindly get off of my talk page. These drivebys make everything worse.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:53, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
These drivebys? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:59, Mar 3
Yes, referring to an indefinite antecedent; that is, drivebys of this kind. Now, to lighten the mood:
:)


Hmmm you deleted the page on Heckmondwike I was going to expand today - I admit I new sweet fa about the construction tag - any chance of having my baby back or have you already put in the bag with the kittens and bricks and chucked it in the canal?? Bahtat 09:02, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Speedy Deletion 2!

Hi, I just created an article on preaching, but realised it wasn't particularly funny so I came back to it to put a construction tag on it so I could spend a week editing it and bettering it and stuff, but it had been deleted!! Can you restore it, at least to my user space? Thanks. --YesTimeToEdit 17:36, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

I moved it to User:YesTimeToEdit/Preaching for further development. Cheers.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:39, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
Thanks. --Yes! Time To Edit 16:31, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Talkpaging link

Talkpage'd. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:30, Mar 4

User:TheLedBalloon/Conservapedia

Hey I figured that I'd contact you and Modus, since you two are 'choppers that have expressed interest in the rewrite. Anyways, the page needs pics. There are (I think, anyways), some great suggestions for pics (and other stuff) here, so...wanna make a 'chop or two? You may wanna talk to Modus, to make sure that no duplicates are inadvertently created. Anyways, good luck...I'm feeling a future feature here. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:29, Mar 6

Excellent. I shall do so. Eventually.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:09, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

And you thought...

...that no one got Bible humour. Pbbt! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:30, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

I hold that most people voted for it because of the exchange between Noah and Mrs. Noah in Scene 2. Also, thanks, academy!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:53, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
"I fell in love with the script. And when I found out that Ljlego was slated to direct..." Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:11, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
"...I immediately threw it into the fireplace and shat on its ashes. Then I went over to Modusoperandi's to do that Adam and Eve thing. I just thought it was, like, so existential."-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:12, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
Soon to be a short-lived series on Fox! When Good Apples go Bad! Also, ABC will have Eden's Funniest Home Videos (the one where Adam takes a shot in the nuts is hilarious!). Noah the Dinosaur Slayer sounds good, too. By "good" I mean "terrible". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:24, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
Terrible sells, baby! Ever seen "My Dad is Better than Your Dad"? Sadly, that's not made up, it's real. Also, "American Gladiators" is crap. I suppose they have "Canadian Gladiators" north of the border, eh?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:27, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
TV sucks, for the most part. About all I watch anymore is Frontline, Nova, and the occasional Simpsons episode. For a while, SCTV was on every night at midnight. Ah...good times. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:55, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
You're in the venerable 18-49 bracket...assumably....so rise up! Rise against!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:04, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
I'm 97 years young. Back in my day, we didn't have TV. We had radio, and we were happy, dagnabit! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:21, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Charles Sumner

Sir,

You recently tagged an article of mine, Charles Sumner with a template that says it ought to be expanded. I'm afraid I must respectfully disagree. I think the article goes on just as long as necessary: one can only milk the hostility of the "author" of this artice to a seemingly innocent target for so long. I believe if it is expanded any further, the funny will drain away.

I could be wrong though. Did you have any ideas for expanding it? YouFang 05:58, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

**nudge**YouFang 06:18, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
Hey, sorry for the delay. I was off cavorting in real life. Back to Uncyclopedia for a time.
OK, the reason why I tagged it "expansion" was because it's not that strong of a tag; that is, it gives you a month to fix it. In retrospect, I could have even stuck it with {{idea}}. I do know you're a talented writer; I remember Screenwriting from my noobhood.
What I would suggest is more of a "progression" of the anger, so to speak. What I mean by that is this: the "slant" thing has been done a lot, Gordon Ramsay coming to mind because I narrated it. What I was trying to encourage you to do is find a way to keep your angle and bring something even newer to the table. What's there is good, and I definitely didn't want to ICU it.
Perhaps you could "civilly" deride him. Find more flowery language for your insults. For example, instead of "If you had met him while he was alive, he would have thought he was better than you. But he's not. He was just a big blowhard who couldn't keep his mouth shut" say "Had you met him during his tenure on this Earth (not Mars, mind you, though he looks like an alien), you would have felt that you were inferior to him, a veritable cornucopia of inadequacy. However, his loquacious manners and hard-blowing attitude should lead you to know that he was, in fact, not." Then, as you progress, make it more and more in vernacular, and then keep the last section the same.
Feel free to do what you want with it. When I said "expand", I meant on your ideas, not just to make it longer. Thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:58, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
I'll see what I can come up with. I wasn't aware that the "extreme slant" thing was all that common. I do have to admit, Charles Sumner and Gordon Ramsay have similar undercurrents. I don't think I'll civilly deride Sumner: the concept of the article was the extreme, inexplicable slant and I don't want to go back on it. I'll ponder ways of making it unique.
In the meantime, can you remove the tag? I'm a little concerned that n00bs may see the tag and use it as an excuse to crowd the article with nonsense. I already got burned by that earlier this year. YouFang 19:16, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
Fairly 'nuff. Granted, the "angry narrator" slant wasn't all too common until the arrival of Cajek, who coincidentally isn't here anymore. Anyway, tag removed and wha'eva. Good luck.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:19, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
Thanks, man.YouFang 19:39, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Belated Thanks!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S

Who knew that I could personally deliver Red Bull to my dad, eh?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:22, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Admin-type advice

I'm don't want you going the way of Braydie or Sbu, so don't do too much admin-type stuff. They burned themselves out, I think. Plus, Braydie's computer was made of wicker, which made his 20,000,000 admin-related edits more work than they really needed to be. I blame myself for Sbu...I pawned the mahna mahna virus off on her. Still, her adminness probably didn't help. I'm giving TLB the same advice. I'm even being lazy and copy/pasting this there. I'd recommend you do the same (the lazy bit, I mean). It's not a 100 yard dash. It's a marathon; a marathon that never ends. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:40, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Ignoring "I'm don't want you", I thank you for your sound and mostly intelligent advice. I'm not going the way of Braydie (his life was much more happ'nin' than mine), nor SbU (she took mahna mahna with her). I will try not to burn out, but then again, it is better to burn out than to fade away.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:00, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
I'm planning on fading away. Then I'll stop chipping my ankle on the coffee table. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:07, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Adopt Meh!

Always been a fan of adopting cats and throwing them into jet turbines, maybe you could adopt me and throw me into a jet turbine? I like walking in the rain, taking long strolls on the beach, reading a good book every now and then, and hunting down KGB sleeper agents in my spare time. If you could adopt meh, that'd be great. - Tattaglia 4:33 9 March 2008

PS - How do you get a signature? I've heard its better than eternal happiness.

ditto

Hello, Prof. Ninja here. I, too, seek adoption. I'm a fairly fast learner, so I shouldn't be too much trouble, I just need a more seasoned Uncyclopedian to give me pointers and read my articles to make sure they're funny and I'm not being a dick.
"--When you're my hieght living in a house made for midgets, you're likely to develope a severe fear of ceiling fans. 00:47, 20 June 2008 (UTC)", Professorninja.


Aarigatou Oniigashimasu

Alrighty, I would first like to thank you for you generous adoption. I would also like to inform you that I have indeed aquired a pair of assless chaps; I killed a gay british couple and then took a chainsaw to their buttocks, voila, assless chaps! I am having difficulty putting them on, though.
That being said, I do have actual issues that I could use help with. Firstly, the adoptee template that I put on my user page says that I have been adopted by "User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}", and I am fairly certain that that is not your name and I do not know how to correct it, I would like to remove the falsehoods that currently adorn my page.
But that's not all! As part of my limited time offer I have recently created an article on Quinton flynn, the voice actor. The problem is that at the moment the article seems to be more fact than humor, and while fact is good and all, it doesn't make for a highly trafficed article. (of course the lack of links doesn't help much either, but I'm working on that.) Would you mind taking a look at it, if you have time of course.

Angry Message

You unimaginable bastard. I'm only kidding, we all make mistakes and no harm was done. although I am still confused about all of the following:

  • who spang is.
  • what admin I was meant to have called gay (although, as i keep telling anyone that'll listen, "Gay" isn't an insult, it's an adjective)
  • what 'Trolling' is
  • and where do babies come from? (Cheep, I know, but funny)

Anyway, like I said it doesn't matter. Have fun!--orian57 22:10, 9 March 2008 (UTC) (sorry, forgot to sign earlier)

Thanks!

Thanks, and I'll try not to become gradually better than you and eventually kill you like all those movies i've seen. Hmm. But yeah, I'll do your orders and whatnot (but nothing raunchy, my heart cant take it). I'll try to keep up to date, but school sort of gets in the way of things so I might not get back to any messages for a day or so. - Tattaglia 5:19, 10 March 2008

But wait, there's more!

And can you give me some pointers on doing the code for a signature? Just give me a basic full format for one (with color if you're feeling generous) and I'll figure out how to do mine from there. T4NKZ J00!!1 - Tattaglia 5:32, 10 March 2008

Check out this. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:46, Mar 11

Wounded

Your comments have wounded me as much as the news about your thong fetish did. Whatever happened to Playful Ljlego? Those were the days my friend, I thought they'd never end, and they have. /weeping/picking up the knife/plunging into my heart/bleeding a wee bit all over/don't worry about me... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:59, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Mary Hopkins ALWAYS has that effect. La la la la, la la la la la la la..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Let's not get dramatic here! I never said I didn't like it.It's the same thing as that Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor, which met similar criticisms. And then got featured. So there, I'm now the bah-humbug playful type. I've become a Brit.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 11:03, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Meh!

Sorry

What I did was inexcusable and I feel bad about it, I really should receive a ban for that if not permanent. So I am requesting a ban until the end of March, not just because of this but I need to study for exams and I just can't stay away from here... really I deserve an infiniban but... I just like this place too much. Also I will take the pledge to never self nom again, you can remove any nom if it is my article by me EVER. Hopefully I will come back reformed and just stick to writing articles myself quietly and helping users not be such a dick as me. Sorry. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:48, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Seriously I want the ban because;
a - I will screw up my exams because I didn't study enough
b - I would just like to start afresh later rather than getting frustrated and screwing up like this.

Also just to say HI as I never really greeted you personally when I joined uncyc --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:10, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

how can I improve my article?

You posted a message on my article on Talking animals in bible. It was am article previously created in creation wiki. Was it good anyway? What isa your rating of my article?--Unnuli 03:45, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

It's a little short, and to be frank, a little bit random as well. You can improve it by reading this and taking a look at some of the pages linked to on here. Best of luck.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:57, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Grr!!

[1] Bloody admins. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:27, Mar 15

For the record, I didn't know what that {{VFDc}} was.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:46, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
Ney bother old chap... I think the admins normally but the VFDc on as I guess it's part of the "keep" process... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:48, Mar 15
Um, as is removing {{VFD}} from the page in question... /me ducks to avoid the slap ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:53, Mar 15
Oops. Anyway, quit bitching. It's unbecoming.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:54, 15 March 2008 (UTC)


Who the hell do you think you are to huff people's articles when you're not even an admin of uncyclopedia?

Actually, he is an admin. --THE 12:57, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
It's not really possible to delete articles if you're not an admin. If you'd like, I can tell you why I deleted the article, but I can only do that if I know which one it was. Tally ho!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:17, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks!

I just wanted to say thanks Ljlego! For both the shower and the nomination. Of course, I'll get right on it! Mightydandylion 02:43, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!" Round Deux

Note 1. "Astonishing news, to say the least, but . . . I mean, come on! The guy didn't even signal or anything! Just VOOM! — right over." I’m not exactly sure who is saying this line. Is the line an interjection from our own beloved Mr. Smith or is it from an unknown third person?

Note 2. The picture made me smile, but unfortunately no lols. I am very much appreciative of the employing of understatement in the captioning. Understatement is evidenced in the matter-of-fact delivery of “what could have happened if Joe Schmidt wasn't such an excellent driver.” and the corresponding inferno. Excellent. The thing bogging it down is "Patented UnNews Alarmist Technology (PUNAT) shows": one may take it out with no loss to the article.

Note 3. "Schmidt went on to explain, "I've got people stopping short when yellow lights don't last, others staying at stop signs longer because someone blew through the intersection, it's a disgrace! I even saw someone honk his horn when the person in front of them didn't go fast enough at the green light. They think they can beat me! So, yeah, it's rough, no doubt about it." Kudos on cleaning up this section. May one suggest removing “Though this reporter did not, in fact, know,": it’s awkward and removing it allows for easier transition into Schmidt’s explanation. The explanation is welcome and it elicited nods and recognition, but unfortunately, nothing more.

Note 4. ""But I'm still the best," he concluded. Timothy Lahey agreed. Hector Ramirez, naturally, did not. Mrs. Schmidt couldn't really care less and just wishes he'd talk to her more." Haha! How funny.

It’s a really great idea, Ljlego, it just needs to find “it”. The article certainly already has elements of “it”: evidenced by the gems I previously identified in review and now in the picture captioning and the conclusion. But, I just keep finding myself only smirking and smiling. Perhaps a little drive through rush hour would clear up any congestion of the creative juices. Drive safely. Mightydandylion 04:01, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Note 1. "Astonishing news, to say the least, but according to eyewitness accounts he was exceptional in the face of danger. Professional stoner Greg Heffler, who was doing something "completely legal" on the side of the highway when it occurred, said, "I saw this one guy was all like WHOOSH! VOOM! And this Schmidt guy's just like RRRRRK! And then the horn was like BBBBBMMMMMMMPPPPP! Except it didn't, like, make that exact noise, but . . . y'know . . . it was just pretty cool."" Excellent. The perspective is cleared up ironically through the account of that ever-beloved journalistic stock character that is the stoner. Heffler's account is pitch stoned perfect.
Note 2 The second picture added is great. It's an excellent exercise in exaggeration and is just plain silly. I don't know why but looking at it I am thinking of that Barry Goldwater advert and Cocoa-Cola's: it is quite menacing because the image and captioning suggest that the alternative (No Schmidt in the world) relays a sort of apocalyptean end game. Scary.
Note 4. The late extra is fantastic. Especially ""This is an opportunity," Joe Schmidt said, "to once and for all prove that I'm the best. In the world. Period. The end. No, seriously, stop interviewing me now."" . Schmidt's dialogue is so sparklingly crusty.
I had no trouble reading the article. The prose and formatting are easy on the eyes. This article is VFH quality. Congratulations Ljlego! You've got a gem of an article! Mightydandylion 20:26, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Ljlego, if it's okay with you, I'd like to go ahead and nominate it for VFH. It's a fun article. Mightydandylion 06:01, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
Heh, no problems here :)-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:02, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Joe Schmidt

I agree with the above comments, but I did have a few lol's. (Quite a few, actually :) ) Good stuff. --WesMan20 14:54, 17 March 2008 (UTC)WesMan20

Well, thank you! It's always nice to be complimentered.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:04, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Ljlego44

Who the hell is this mature gentleman???

.js

Hea dude. I was just "snooping around" as one does... Could not help noticing that there appears to be a problem with your .js.

toolbarhtml += '<a href="javascript:tag(\'{{ICU|15:47, 28 July 2007 (UTC)|sub=short}}\',\'+ICU. Needs more work\');" title="Add ICU (short) tag">icu-s</a> — ';
 

I think that will put the wrong time in if you ICU an article. I think you need to put the nowiki thing back in and change all the dates to ~~~ or similar. Just thought I would mention it... Oh, and who is this Have fun.  ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:40, Mar 17

Well, it does add the wrong date, but since the thing goes from the last edit, it still uses the right date. We're good.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:15, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Request: Delete "expansion" tag on recently expanded article.

Hello, Ljlego. I noticed that you placed an {{expansion}} tag on the article on gallium. It has been expanded now. If the article is up to snuff, can you please remove the tag? Thank you. --Krazy 00:51, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Template

UUpartay Woo!
Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

Because you are Ljlego, all round decent (if too bloody talented) sort, and because I don't actually think I've given you anything beyond thankies templates before. So here y'go. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:50, Mar 19

I will take everything said here as a compliment, including the lack of invitation to the party. I'm just too cool for it. You enjoy being "under" stuff don't you. <insert gratuitous Olipro reference here>-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:51, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

I ain't sayin' youse a gold-digger...

...But I notice all the ICU templates you've been throwing down lately are tagged July 2007. Is there some secret reason for this, or is it just a "sysops are lazy" kind of thing? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:07, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

...Apparently I need to learn to read two or three headers above me before I ever say anything. Disregard. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:12, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
Heh, don't you worry about it. I'm glad you're noticing. It's not that admins are lazy, it's that I am lazy.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:14, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Here's one of those...watchamacalits...a header!

YOU HUFFED MY ARTICLE!!!!! WHY?!?!?!? PSWii 360 was a great idea!!!! *sob* *sob*

It was a great idea. What it lacked was proper execution. I suggest you create the page at User:Wji117/PSWii 360. Then you can work at your own pace. I'll restore it there for now. If you want my help, I'll gladly give it to you. I loved the concept.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:32, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

Hello

Hello. My name be McNarghly. I wrote the poem "Oojibagnayus and the Chronicle of the Universe" while unregistered, and have now registered. Thanks for the thanks, as it were. McNarghly 21:41, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Hey!

Hey Ljlego! Caught a bit of Uncyclopedia:No Reading Articles. The bow chika and no chika wow-wow parts were exceptionally funny. I laughed. Anyhoo, take care! Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 08:06, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Ridiculously late thankings

SpookyGuy BOO!!
Ha ha ha, I gave you a bit of a scare, did I? That's alright, studies show that scares are an important part of the camp experience. By the way, thanks for choosing Lake Spooky for your summerly dose of fun-fun-fun!
Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:45, Mar 29

UN:PIC

Hey thanks Ljlego! Just a few thoughts:

1. The captioning on the bottom, while very much appreciated, I think would be best reverted back to the original captioning. Because the captioning elicited only a nod and recognition. Plus, having a realistic format makes the humor wholly dependent on the imagery of a tank being interviewed.
2. I really like the tank's size and the angle of its gun (right at Bill O' Reilly's head). The color is fine too; but I was wondering whether having an all-beige tank would stand out better against the dark hue background. Still, the color is fine.
3. The hand is good. I like it. The only concern is whether people will understand that it is the tank's hand and not just a dismembered floating hand.
4. I like Bill's face: He looks...uneasy. Especially with his apprehensively clenched fists.
Once again, my thanks Ljlego! And please forgive me for any inconvenience! Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 15:24, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
Oho! I really like the addition of the other arm. The posturing of the arms makes the tank all the more sedate and causal looking, haha. I really like it. Only two points:
1. I spent time mulling over the blue jacket color of the hand further back: at first, I thought the color should match the color of the arm sleeve in the foreground but I realized that the blue allowed the hand to stand out more.
2. I intend on using the two-armed version. However, I was wondering if the scrollbar could be reverted to the original.
I really appreciate your doing this for me: thank you! Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 16:30, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
P.S. My spotlight on the main page...lol! Thank you! Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 16:37, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Thank You For The Info On How To Resubmit To Pee Review

Thank you for the info on how to resubmit to Pee Review... :) --WesMan20 BlackMan Icons-flag-us (talk) 18:39, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Fanks

Thanks. That time away really made me realize how much I had been caught up in the mindset of just getting features at no matter the price. Now I just write for the fun of it. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 03:35, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Rites of passage like that happen to us all. It happened to me too.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:47, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

VOTE FOR MEEE, BIG BROTHER! I Think You Should Vote For Someone At NotM

Yay, waddya know, I got nominated for Noob Of The Month! Can you vote for me please, my favourite big brother, you know how amazing I am and what not... Vote! Thanks! - 01:19 2 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hey, waddya know, I got nominated for noob of the month! Anyway, I think, what with you being an admin and everything you really should cast a vote there. I have no idea who you should vote for, though... - 01:51 2 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

VOTE CAJEK FOR NOTM!!
D to YTTE, there!   Le Cejak <Apr 02, 2008 [12:56]>
I'm happy to nominate you! Lol, there's a lot of choices, Ljlego and other vagrants reading this, who could you pick?? - 02:00 2 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
YOU COULD PICK CAJEK!!

Thanks!

Hey thanks for saving my article on why? white women love black men so much I've been really bust as of alte with college but I'm going to work on expanding it thanks for saving it.--Dr. Fenwick 01:39, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks!

Hey thanks for saving my article on why? white women love black men so much I've been really bust as of late with college but I'm going to work on expanding it thanks for saving it.--Dr. Fenwick 01:43, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Sort of Thanks

Average thanks UU wishes to express his gratitude for your
vote for nice comments on his talk page about UnScripts:Average Cop
by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts,
available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably.
Thankies!

Yeah, well, you know... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:20, Apr 7

Hurrah, you're alive!

Congratulations, my son!

Unlike that naughty little friend of ours, the Big Bad Wolf, you have survived Ash Wednesday!

As such, you have been awarded this "Get Out of Hell Free" card. You may use it only once*; use it wisely. Keep in mind there are over sixteen thousand recorded ways to sin, and the list is growing all the time. And God's just itching to practice his aim, if you get my drift.

Have fun**!

*Not valid for "the biggies," such as homosexuality or masturbation. Sorry.
**Not actually allowed, it's only an expression.

1127mb03
Also, I'm not sorry at all for stealing that image from your article. 500px-Uncyclomedia_Community_Logo-C.png Doctor SkullthumperRedPhone.pngBlackberetsig.png

Help

User:Jimbo suck whales's penises - he's bullying me and created a nasty article about me. Ban him please

Taken care of. You should consider getting an account.-~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 21:47, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

About Javall McDermid

Could you kindly lock the page on Javall McDermid for this lowly user, please? We would appreciate it very much, as inconsiderate vandals keep wrecking the page at their will, just to sabotage us. Again, thank you. Da boi's 21:55, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Something else

Regarding the huffing of old Pee Reviews... Sometimes there are many Pee-Reviews done on the one Pee Review page. We are trying to discourage that, and encourage people to resubmit, but it does still happen. I think AE had something like 7 or 8 reviews of one of his articles. All of those reviews were "useful" so should we be getting rid of all but the most current review? I guess it's OK if you are copying all of them to the talk page, but... I'm a bit worried about this old chap... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:06, Apr 9

Don't worry about what happened in the past, mate. Just press onward with your newfangled system of Pee Review. The logistics are actually much simpler if you resubmit them. Basically, once I get done getting rid of all the old old old old ones, a Pee Review will only sit in the Pee Review space for three months. Then it will be "archived", so to speak. In that way, it's almost like the Village Dump, except archiving is more complex.-~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:11, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Fair enough. I guess if it's left for a few months before being deleted, then that's fine. I will re-word the Pee Review guidelines in an effort to get more people to copy to the talk page... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:15, Apr 9
Good catch on this, N! I would've had no idea...   Le Cejak <Apr 09, 2008 [1:17]>
No, don't worry about having them copy-paste to the talk page. Do everything exactly how you're doing it. I'll deal with the multiple pee review pages. It's better that way anyway.-~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:29, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

HowTo:Infiltrate ED IRC

What changes did you have in mind? --Hrodulf 03:29, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Ping!

To'romisha

Ping!

Out of the microwave. Any changes you would like? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:04, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

Regarding the Alphabetic images

The images uploaded have since been linked, and maybe now make sense, trouble resized, and warning refitted, so am in the green?

Regarding the Alphabetic images

The images uploaded have since been linked, and maybe now make sense, trouble resized, and warning refitted, so am in the green? --Qronkite 19:27, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

New York, New York

So good they named it twice.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

It's up to you, New York, Neeewwwww Yoooooorrrrrrkk! (But Boston, you're my home.) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:37, Apr 13

FEEEEEEEEEEELINGS

Woaaah feelings, woaaah feelings of hate on my mind. (The Offspring, somewhere around '98 if memory serves). And furthermore, do do do do do, feelin' groovy, la da da da da da da da feelin' groovy (you know who, and not even my memory stretches that far back). And yeah, edit summaries - not usually something I waste much thought on I agree. But life goes on! Now, if you'll excuse, me I'm sure I have to blah or vote somewhere... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:32, Apr 14

FREEZE

Heinous Dan Movie Poster

Hey, Punk!

You voted to get the UnScript featuring the most violent detective in the world to the front page to blow some heads clean off a few newbie shoulders. I'll keep this brief considering that I've been sitting on my ass for the last minute talking to you instead of carving holes into that punk Dexter.

So thanks for the vote.

~ Tophatsig 17/04/2008 @ 03:05

Haikus

"The sections are organized such that the first has five haikus, the second has seven, and the third has five. This would probably only bring about a "what is the author's problem exactly?", but I just figured I would let you know." Whoa, LOL! That's a tickling treat! Thanks for telling me.

Concerning the lack of pictures. I rechecked the article, there appears to be a new picture gracing the top. I like it. Also, I agree that this particular article doesn't need a slew of pictures.

Ah, a scale? Let me see: From lowest to highest, it would be recognition,appreciation, smirk, chuckle, smile, laugh, LOL, and LOL!. Appreciation however, can be combined with any of the other categories: sometimes an author employs impressive linguistic calisthenics but unfortunately fails to elicit a laugh; sometimes an author feigns no linguistic latency and yet still makes with the funny.

Thanks again for the pleasant read, Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 04:59, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

I like your scale, MDL. Maybe add it to UN:PRG? (also, I have a new article for you to review, if you would allow me to whore it to you)...   Le Cejak <Apr 18, 2008 [5:05]>

Before I amend the image score, may I ask if there was any artistic intent to the pictures being next to the life section? Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 03:03, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Actually, I thought that the pictures, in their sedateness and by being introduced at and buffeting the life section, were an explicit contrast to the sordid shift of the article. The same may be said for the following pair of pictures. The pictures, though, they did not elicit a smirk, smile, or lol, they did elicit much appreciation and certainly do not detract from the article. Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 03:15, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Hai!

Hate to be a little bitch, but you kinda told me a month ago that you were gonna do something for me. If you're not going to do it, let me know soz I can go pester Modus or ZB or someone else. Thanks! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 02:51 Apr 27

Montage

"A montage is an easy-to-follow clip spectacle which generally exists solely to get every song on a movie's soundtrack into the film properly." Hahaha, good stuff. I look forward to the finished article. Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 20:32, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the nomination and your vote

I was going to do a generic template but buggered up, so personally from me big thank you, and hugs. It means a lot to me and yor help with the article made the piece come together:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:17, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

You Complete Me

Status quo 2005 Whatever you want! Whatever you want!

Guybles thanks you for believing in him and The Quo.
One of their identical singles will be named in your honour.

What can I say? You obviously picked a slow week to squeeze a mediocre article onto VFH. - Guybles CUN 20:59, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

I hate admins

I don't know why, but Jean-Bédel Bokassa is on my watchlist. Honestly, I don't remember ever seeing this and it's kind of creepy. Anyway. It was blanked in February and it went undetected for about a month, but during that time interval, the images were huffed for being orphaned. By you. Not that I'm trying to blame you or anything, but yeah, it was all you. I preemptively thank you for restoring them. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:46, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

There is no way I can see this turning out well. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:50, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
There is no way I can see this (as in this drive-by comment) turning out well. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 02:11 May 1
..."And then Ljlego bought Syndrome an ice cream cone and they took a long walk on the beach into the sunset, where they lived happily ever after." --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:26, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
Is that what happens as a result of SysRq's comment? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:36, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
No, I'd say that was more of a result of what SysRq slipped into our coffee. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:18, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Done, broski. You can serve your life sentence in hell later.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:07, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

A sheep wishes to join your flock.

...In more sensical words, adopt moi?

Reasons for- I don't know anything, and you'll probably get that warm feeling of doing something good and righteous at the end. I am only a n00b by name, and not by action. I do not w0wzerz at lUlZ!!11!!eleven??!!""!!111one! @@@@<3 etcetcetc. I can do lovely pictures of pokemon, and clouds. I do good grammar. Je ne parle Francais. And I get my 5 a day.

Reasons Against- I'm just some sheep who's turned up in your back yard. Do you trust me? I mean, I'm eating your prize begonias. Take a chance on me? The preceding unsigned comment was added by HealthHazard (talk • contribs)

That's probably one of the best "adopt me" messages I ever saw. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:34, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, it was Oscar-worthy. I was tempted to say, "Shut up, just shut up! You had me at 'sheep'."~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 15:36, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

NotM - Thanks

SHIZZLE DIZZLE!

Ljlego, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.

To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!

YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!

P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!

from YTTE.

Yep, a generic template. Thank you! - 16:12 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

HowTo:Infiltrate ED IRC again

Can I remove the deletion tag now? It's improved from where you placed it. --Hrodulf 15:57, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Template:User jihadist

I noticed you huffed Template:User jihadist with the comment "Unused template". However, this template is actually in use on two user pages. Is there a chance you can hork it back up? Thanks in advance. / A hog staring at a wristwatch 04:29, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for restoring this. May the blessings of Allah be unto you. / A hog staring at a wristwatch 03:10, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
Death to America, as I always say.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 17:06, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

Hi

Bush thumbs up

George approves.

I just want to thank you on behalf on the Illogicopedians for promoting the site on user talk pages. I hope that in some ways it will stop people creating nonsensical stuff unsuitable for Uncyc. I would award you a medal or something but, er, I have none. Good job. -- Hindleyite Converse 14:01, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Pic

This needs moar Ljlego. Care to oblige? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:19, Jun 9


Noob Alert

Hey, I'm a Noob here, and I'm looking to be adopted. I'm trying to make it so that my articles don't all...umm...what is the word? Suck. I've done one, and my userpage, but neither are all that good. I've read some of your featured articles, really liked HowTo: Beat The Odds. So far I've mostly been editing where I can, and trying to learn all the technical stuff. Mostly I'm just want to help this place be as funny as possible. If you could help me out some that would be cool. If not...damn. {{The Woodburninator 21:59, 16 June 2008 (UTC)}}

Sweet. Yeah, whenever you get around again. Though I should be your #1 priority, I guess I'll be ok for a little longer. Just let me know whenever you're back. {{The Woodburninator 21:59, 16 June 2008 (UTC)}}

It's a joke surely?

this I mean two dudes arguing the toss over an Uncyc article like it's a wikipedia page? Me thinks perhaps? Or I hope! I thought it was funny anyway. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:48, Jun 13

Ah, Ljlego

Socks

Thank you! for your support. May your socks stay forever dry!


Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 21:03, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Sie sind sa man, Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 21:19, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Hea! Who are you?

I'm sure I remember this name from somewhere... Anyway, if you are still around could you protect America is the best!!! from the IPs? They keep covering it in pants. Hope da exam stuff is going well. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:00, Jun 15

Stereotype

The user doesn't seem to want to discuss the matter. Why stick with his version instead? 71.106.183.124 18:46, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Hello, Mr. Lego, Sir.

Do you know when you are coming back mister? I have a bunch of newbish questions that are both embarrassing, and hard to cover up with cosmetics. Oh, yes, and I was nominated for n00b of the month. For what, I'm not sure. The Woodburninator 13:44, 20 June 2008 (UTC)]]

Hell, just ask away here Wood. Even if Lj is not around, there are enough of us lurkers wandering past to probably answer most of your questions. With that, I'm going to bed. Night. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:59, Jun 21
Sorry, dear. I was off yesterday. Had me lots of things to do what with the summer approaching. However, I always check my Uncyc page (except for a couple of days when I'm really busy), so ask away and I'll gladly answer you. And, like MrN said, a few people here have so much free time that they can help you even if I can't (was that mean? I can't tell. I have no soul.). NotM, however, is quite an achievement, one which I never got. Damn being inactive for six months from my join date.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 17:28, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Mean? Ha I laugh in the face of mean...*cries*. Haha. Ok. It was mostly my sig that I was gunna ask questions about, but Cajek helped me with that one. Now its spiffy and new. Most of the other stuff I'm just learning through mistakes. I see no issue with this. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:34, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
NOTM? Pft. Well, we all have one of them (except Lj). :-) Don't think it's too late in the month for you to win it either Wood. It's not. Seriously. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:38, Jun 21
I'm actually not too worried about winning. And I have no problem with Qua getting it either. He seems pretty good too. But I figure that Awkward Conversation might help. I just finished it. If anyone wants to look it over, tell me where it needs work, I'll probably put it in Pee Review in a bit here. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:34, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Heh

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