User talk:Ljlego/archive 5

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I was actually looking at the QFA lists for something to nominate, since VFH was getting dangerously thin on article count, when I spotted the error. The little QFA box said 8/17, I noticed the discrepancy, and I had to remove it. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:28, 17 November 2007 (UTC)


Don't know what proper procedure for this would be, but I removed Shia LaBeouf from QVFD. My friend started it today and is working on it, so I added a construction tag to it. Sorry if this action offended you in any way. Please don't hurt me. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:59, 18 November 2007 (UTC)


How's it going? No, wait, I don't really care. Stuff it. Anyway, you tagged the article "Shotacon" for ICU. I'm just getting in to the whole "funny" thing, I've been without a sense of humor for the majority of my life (goddamn you, Southern Baptist Convention). What about the article is particularly unsuitable, or does the whole thing suck more than your mom on tequila night? I'll get on it, I just want to know where to start. Phoenix Koren 06:47, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Dually Noted

Hmmm . . . I see your point. I will work on getting some images, but I don't know if it would be a little TOO distasteful to put ACTUAL shotacon in the article . . . albeit, some of it is so peculiar, it is downright hilarious. Yeah, I agree, the jokes need some renovation, I'll get to that; I'll probably mess around with a bunch of different jokes until I find ones that suit the article. If you think actual shotacon would not be distasteful, then let me know. Phoenix Koren 16:47, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

If irt isn't too much of a pain in the neck...

...and at your leasure, could you take a look at Tylenol ? Not one of my better rewrites but I was trying to save it from VFD simply because. Your input on how to make it better (beyond basic spackling) is warmly appreciated. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:01, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Thx and....

Hey thank you so much I really need some help on this article and I think it could become my 2nd featured article if down right. Basically I just wanted some general suggestions I'm working on a new altered image and also if you could make it so a wikipedia template led to Christopher Meloni so people knew who I was talking about...this would all help. Thank you!--Dr. Fenwick 22:52, 26 November 2007 (UTC)


Hey Lego, I went on IRC and whored an article to you. If you have time, would you like to review it?   Le Cejak <-> Nov 27, 14:00


Your name is...*brUUUUUUUUP!*...rather difficult to! *Hic!* Thanks for the, anyway...

P.S. It took me a full five seconds to find the "talk" link in your sig. It's at the very end, and it confused me. *Passes out* --THE 01:02, 28 November 2007 (UTC)


Dude, your article is good, but is was kind of select humor. I don't think it has the crowd gripping potential of say the drunk Olympics or Constipation articles had. But, I think it could be quasi-featured. Also, I was not so impressed with the images. --Ggarfield 16:23, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

I must just have been in a bad mood that day. Your article is good, and funnier the second time I read it, but I still feel it isn't the best choice for the main page, but I did modify my comments, as the first ones were, as you said, rude and uncalled for. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:26, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!


You voted...

...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 01:55, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

It's cold & flu season

So quit coughin' on Uncyclopedia. I've been lucky enough not to get sick yet, and I don't wanna hafta avoid this place just 'cuz you're spreading your germs around.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:37 Dec 05, 2007

continuation of IRC chat

OMFG I pressed the wrong button   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 7 / 01:40)

Hehe. Don't worry, just get back on, I've got something to tell you.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:42, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Unicorns-slash-rainbows and happiness

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You're that dude that pesters me on IRC!

  Le Cejak <-> (Dec 8 / 15:44)


I just watch for large removals in the RC feed, not all of them have been Chuck Norris, though. --Charitwo 17:02, 8 December 2007 (UTC)


Hey hey, congrats to L-J! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:46, Dec 10


hey lj, i just received an 'article warning' from everyone's favorite n00b because i created an article in the mainspace, didn't put enough content in it, and left it with a {{construction}} tag on it. i'm just wondering if i am, in fact at fault, as there aren't any regulations that i can find concerning the minimum content needed for a construction tag. i wouldn't question the reprimand normally, but when it comes from a user who has existed for thirteen days and seems to be overstepping his bounds daily, its kind of annoying.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:19, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

You're certainly not in the wrong. I've seen articles with literally one word and a construction tag keep their stay of execution. However, as a matter of personal taste, I personally like userspace construction because it's a good deal more leisurely. But, short answer, Ggarfield is completely incorrect, and indeed has neither the seniority nor the knowledge to judge what "enough content" is either.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:52, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
For the record, Pillow Fighting began in the mainspace with just 1 sentence, 1 picture, and a construction tag. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:54, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
For another record, Mr winkler is GAY started out in the mainspace with just 2 sentences, no pictures, no construction tag, and no quality. Just look where it is now!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:55, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
thanks guys, i was just slightly taken aback by Ggarfield treating me like a n00b who was throwing construction tags on articles about my dog. i think i will stick to userspace in the future though (i just never seem to get motivated enough to edit articles there, that construction tag deadline is a huge motivator!)--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:00, 12 December 2007 (UTC)


Ljlego...have you forgotten our engagement? I've judged, Prettiestpretty has judged, WHERE ARE YOUR JUDGINGS??? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:21, Dec 13

And I reminded him to say that - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 02:22, Dec 13
LIES!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:28, Dec 13
The people are waiting..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
We can only hold it in so much longer....Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:44, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
Oh, dear Lord, I'll get to it this weekend. I'm swamped right now, I have six huge exams looming within the next week.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:38, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
If you're busy I can always find an alternative judge. Let me know asap. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
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And again!

Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.


-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:24, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:21, Dec 17

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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One Of These

Christmas tree HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:26, 17 December 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:56, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

holiday greetings

Stonerise Gerrycheevers wishes you a Happy Solstice!
Enjoy the pagan festival of the Northernmost Sunrise!
As a special holiday treat, Gerry also is willing to waive the
usual offering of blood required in return for this friendly greeting.

A very Merry Christmas

Keep the "X" in

Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:00, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:05, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Ljlego/archive 5! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

You have been seen on...

The cover of UnNews:UnNews Sunday Magazine December 30, 2007!

Congratulations for being our player of the week. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:25, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Why so I have been! This is a happy day, when I don't have to force myself upon recognition. I thought it may have been you saying I was Amy Winehouse at first, but then the rest of the image loaded. Good choice for UGotY. Not at all subversive. Thumbs up! Cheers,Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:27, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Facts are facts - she hasn't contributed anything - she hasn't even vandalized anything. How lazy can you be? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:45, 30 December 2007 (UTC)


Hell Ljlego, I'd be interested in being for lack of a better term adopted by you. I've written only one article so far, Rubik's cube, however, I felt it was moderately funny. Honestly, I'd just be seeking feedback on submissions, and overall advice on how to orient articles on this site. I honestly don't know how much time I'll really spend on here, but it seems like a pretty funny site and community. As far as personal things go, I'm currently fifteen and have spent times on other comedic ventures of sorts...Hope you'll consider adopting me. Thanks. Ergophobia 05:05, 31 December 2007 (UTC)


--Æ 00:44, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Need help for my article

Hey! I saw you on my user talk page. Please help with my article. UnBooks:Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul. Needs proofreading, suitable pictures and suggestions. Thx.

Your fellow idiot, uncyclopedian, comedian, retard and retard. Yongen 92 10:03, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste!

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