# User talk:Ljlego/archive4

## Uhh... yeah

I was testing to see if VI's QVFD script was still working since Starnestommy mentioned something might have been off, and your page happened to be loaded at the time. One thing lead to another... -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 17:31, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

## No hard feelings

Yeah, man, no hard feelings, thank you for apologizing. Oooh! Another template! (but a lot of work went into this one) --   <-> 00:00, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

## I knocked up another stub

As the title says, I made another crappy stub which you can view here. Please give constructive criticism. --Nordamus (blab • crap) 03:39, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

## How to Manually DeNorris the Database

Yes, just do a search on "Chuck Norris". Setting the search to display 500 entries at a time is easiest. Scroll down past the main articles, and pick articles with only one or two Norris hits in them ('cos they are usually the random, irrelevant entries). I open 6 or 8 articles in separate tabs, then go to each one and use the "Ctrl-F" text search to find "Chuck Norris" on the page itself.

But you can do it using whatever methodology suits you and your browser of choice. There may be much better script-based ways to do it; I've just been doing it by hand. But only because I haven't found the right woman. ----OEJ 00:51, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

## A whoring I go go....

Hi Handsome,

I'm here to whore my article on VFH: HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum. It imaginative, its honest, its winning will cause my breasts to fall out of my blouse, and for me to look at them, and then you and say however did these perfectly formed orbs ever appear and can you help me figure out why they give me an ooooh so pleasurable tingle? Or I can give you a basket job for \$10. Your choice. Dame  12:51, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

## Wow, so you're the famous Ljlego?

I mean gosh, I don't... Well, you know. Er, wow, like you're the guy with all those featured articles and stuff. Wow. I can't believe it's really you! Wait 'til I tell my friends, they'll never believe me! I'm like, such a big fan!

Er, yeah, anyway, what I meant to say was: I've had a short re-write on pee review for, like, ages (as is ancient custom, it seems), and was wondering if you'd mind taking a look at it before it falls off the edge of the world or something. Here it is (well, the Pee Review page). I know it needs expansion, but kind of got blocked, felt that it was OK and went off to do more re-writing. Now I want to come back and give it the love it truly deserves, any suggestions? Alternatively, is it a bad idea that I should just leave well alone? Would love to know.

Anyway, it was a pleasure meeting you. Wait 'til I tell all my friends I met the guy who wrote Mr. Kearsy! Wait, that wasn't you? Oh man, how embarrassing... What did you do? That coming of age thing? Well, that was OK too. I guess. Er, sorry about that. 'Bye! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:12, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

No....he's the guy that rewrote one of the crappiest articles on Uncyclopedia, turning it into a masterpiece....Oscar Wilde. It an easy mistake to make though..... --
My bad. Everyone looks the same through this new hearing aid... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:03, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
NO! I did not do Oscar Wilde. That was Mhaille. I did Chuck Norris. And yes, 'twas me with that coming of age thing. Mr. Kearsy was Thinkerer. And, as everyone knows, I AM NOT THINKERER! Anyway, I'll take a look-see.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:07, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
You'll be telling me you didn't do Fisher Price next... I know who did what! And thanks for the review, very useful and pretty much confirmed my suspicions: I tried to stick to the Conservation Week guidelines of keeping as much of the existing text and ideas as possible when re-writing. I'll be more ruthless and just keep (hopefully) the bits that work. Much obliged, have this:
 Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

## Congrats

I left California to go home so abruptly, I never got to congradulate you on rewriting the Chuck Norris article after I reread it. *Gives high five* -- Kip > Talk Works 08:25, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

## CSS

``` #column-one > a { display: none; }
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All credit to Spang. Cuz he's smart and I'm not.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:43 Sep 23, 2007

## Whoops!

Hehehe... sorry. I just got carried away. I tend to do that. Is there any room for compromise, or would you rather me not mess with that article at all? Because I worked on that for a little while. I leave my mind open, and I only hope that you will, too. So, only with your permission will I mess with it.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Hump4us (talk • contribs)

## Hmm...

Thanks. Umm... still, I can't decided what to get rid of. I'd like to hear your suggestion, if you will. --Hump4us 23:06, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

## Genteel gratitude

 Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing.By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard!Glorious success will yet be ours!Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down.Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. This is because you did something worthy of gratitude. Rejoice! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:39, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

## subject? I can't think of what to call the subject. I guess I'll just leave this part blank.

I kind of forget that VFH discussion. Anyway, I think the new system works better than the old one.

I'm busy writing other things these days, have just begun a new degree in creative writing, so I don't have the time to write articles. Maybe at Christmas... Sir Roger 18:44, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

## Toothless in Seattle

Thanks for asking, and for the welcome back. I'm left with my two bottom eye teeth, which my dentist suggested I keep to anchor a bottom denture. I'll probably have teeth by Christmas. Cheers! Get saved! 17:15, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

## Help?

I figured out that the main thing I have trouble with is article length. Can you give me any advice on lengthening an article? Nordamus (blab • crap) 21:10, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

## RE: You'll try, eh...?

OK, this weekend I actually will try. I have an idea, and I'm going to try and write it all down before I play with the idea too much and it starts to suck. So there. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:42, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

## Mentor

Hello Mentor, so you really are my mentor now, right? --User:Masterof9puppets/sig 21:53, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Mentor is such a Liberal word. He prefers "slave driver". -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 22:00, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
I do not, TKF. That's Tommy you're thinking of. And yes, M9P, you are my protege.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:16, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
Huzzah, I are your protege. --User:Masterof9puppets/sig 22:29, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
Geez, Ljlego, how many people have you called your protege? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:16, Oct 1
If you count X as the number of people he has called in his protege before me, than the correct equation is X+1. Just finished algebra homework.....--User:Masterof9puppets/sig 00:37, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
I've called quite a few, mein Led. However, only a few have graduated. Namely, one. Andorin Kato. Many have just fallen away, and I drop them. Don't do it, M9P!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:54, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
I hope you didn't drop them on their head. That seems like it would hurt... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:01, Oct 1

## Thank you

 This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:39, Oct 1 00:39, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

## Cheers matey

 A Bunch of Flours!For being a good ladre. Kultur.Thanks, RabbiTechno

## Thanks for the NotM vote!

 Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY! Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!

Thwanks! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:19, Oct 1

## ANOTHER AWARD FROM UNIDIOT!

 The UnIdiot would like thank you for voting him as Article Narrator of the Month. Don't let him get too cocky though! You don't want him to start singing... Yes I know my templates suck, but they're better than ljlego's stupid generic ones! Thanks for voting! Drive safe!

Thank you! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:36, Oct 1

## Award

 I award you an award award! Jocke Pirat awards you the award award for giving them an award!
~ 3/10/2007 @ 00:59

 The UnIdiot wood like u 2 no thay reeding hells you improd u're readding nd wrting! Weeding is fund! Thanks for voting on UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading

Thank you for the vote! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:19, Oct 3

## Scientology

You adopted that page ey? I gave up on it really a while back: not enough patience... if you dig in the history you'll find some better ones, i.e. the last edit by me...... and then your task will be keeping it that way XD it's a shit-magnet ^^

I had this idea for a rewrite... make it as if scientology was a D&D style game and make fun of its more childish/absurd aspects from there...

But I'll be damned if I ever get around to it :D--Gubby 18:33, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Well, I'm kinda almost done with the rewrite anyway. Thanks for the input though. I think I'll actually use that idea for another page I'm planning to adopt. For laffs.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:48, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

## Since YOU Give So Many People a Generic Thank You

I figured I'd give you one. But, I guess it's not generic, since I'm writing a personalized message...damn. -- You got somethin to say? 21:32, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Exercise our right! If Buster Keaton were still alive he'd want you to vote on his VFH nominated article on himself. Thus far very well respected writers have given it positive reviews as a great biography. Please vote on it where you choose to vote For or against Strong For it is entirely up to you please vote soon!--Dr. Fenwick 01:58, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

## Thanks for the vote

Thank you for voting on my first article! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:04, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

## Uncyclopedia:Bureaucrats VFD Entry

I ask what is confusing about my rewrite. Please comment on the VFD entry. Perhaps I can fix it to be less confusing. Conniving 00:14, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

## Ghandi UnNews

Um, I voted for it, but I will not be recording it. I've been very sick with a cold, and audios at this point could provoke coughing fits. I sort of see the "not quite there" thing, but honestly, between my regular meds and the cough syrup I've been using, any contributions I'd make now might jeopardise any article's chances. Once I'm feeling better, I'm sure I'll be much more receptive to your evil attention whoring, but for the moment, I can only cough, sneeze, and mumble somthing about, "Zoroaster had a bum, right?" Cheers! Get saved! 18:30, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

## Racist Maths

Heya, you just tagged my article racist maths for ICU (FYI, your ICU tag says it was tagged on 28th July]]. Anyway, I'm assuming it was because it was a bit too short (was gonna work on it in the future....), but am just checking to see if it was because you actually thought it was just shite. Either way, I'll get over it, just wondered if you think it was worth my time to do some more work....

Cheers 82.19.66.37 19:07, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

## Thanks

I saved it before I lost it in the spur of the momment, hoping you could help me add some pics, or generally boost it up? CheersThe preceding unsigned comment was added by Dr Joshua Hunt, Beijing Institute (talk • contribs)

## Misogyny

Oooh, wait wait wait: I wasn't, uh, TRYING to be misogynistic to hurt people, it was just fer laughs. Try reviewing the article, maybe you'll see something worthwhile. --   <-> 00:02, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

I replied on my page... --   <-> 00:27, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

## It's a possibillity

Give me a few days to beef it up...could do with some picture help?

## You're such a...

Poopsmith. Due to underwhelming need and overwhelming lazyness, you are now a Poopsmith. You'll need to archive VFD often and well. Get on that. -- 00:21, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

\o/ A reel job!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:22, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

## Further sycophancy

 The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need.It also contains the names of all those who voted for Under User's article shopping list.And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today?

Thanks for the pee and the vote. In a really shit day, it's perked me right up again to see that featured! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:50, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

## PLS judging

Have any interest in judging the next PLS? It seemed appropriate to ask you, since you've been such a great help with organizing it and what-not. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:56, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Right-o then. You're up for the Best Alt. Namespace Article. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:21, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
Sorry, there's been a terrible administrative error, we've actually got you down for "juggling" at the next PLS, you'll be the entertainment for the week. And its bring your own unicycle. Look forward to seeing it. --

## Thanks!

 The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran. The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:52, Oct 12

## hey

k thx bai Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:12, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

## Thanks!

Thanks for the vote, Luh-j-lego! --THE 12:35, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

## Re. Poopsmith Lounge

I started my own lounge here. Also, I thought High Gen. Grue was the poopsmith, when did you become one?--Sir Manforman 16:35, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

## File:UnNews-Racist messages in music of Santana.mp3

“Groovy...”
~ Bruce Campbell on having his forearm replaced with a chainsaw

Image:UnNews-Racist_messages_in_music_of_Santana.mp3 HOORAY!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:49, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

What do you think?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:36, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
Jolly good! Probably much better than my first, so congratulations on joining the Pantheon of UnNewsAudio Presenter Gods. Cheers! Get saved! 20:58, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Nice job on the audio for UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss. 01:21, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

## Leggo my Lj!

Translation: thanks for teh votez0r!

Translation of that: I'm spending too much time online!

 The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again? Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:22, Oct 17

## Dear Ljlego or Current Resident,

Could you trouble yourself to read toaster, which is currently up for feature? Your vote will enable me to claim my dead husband's lost fortune, and as a reward I will show my gratitude with a thank you template.

Sincerely,

21:03, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

## THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111

 The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out! The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:16, Oct 19

## Looky here

At this. Let me know on its talk page if you have anything you'd like to say. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:03, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

MY FELLOW AMERICAN, the time has come! TOO LONG have America-related articles LANGUISHED in mediocrity! JOIN WITH ME, and together we shall see AMERICANS step forth into a GOLDEN FUTURE! VOTE for American (species)!

Unless, of course, you're Canadian. But I'll take my chances on that.

This advertisement was paid for by the Uncyclopedian Society for Evolved Americans.

--CUN RA Talk to me _ 00:31, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

## Guess what time it is?!

No, seriously, guess. My watch is broken, and it's hard to tell from looking at the sun. I can never figure out if the damn thing's going up or down, and it's even more difficult during nighttime.

Oh, wait, found another clock... IT'S VOTING1 TIME!!

1 A suggested but by no means mandatory article you may like to vote on is time travel, which happens to be currently up for feature. In fact, according to some reports from travelers in the future, you've already voted on the article. Please vote on it so that a temporal paradox will not occur, otherwise the Time Janitors have to go mop it up...

This message brought to you by Indirect Whoring.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:21 Oct 22, 2007

## Thanks

I've been lost for some time now in countless exams and work, which college has really smashed down upon my small quivering face (I envy you your youth, one day I shall steal it...) All uncyclopedia time is currently being adding dribs and drabs to that tricky follow up to a featured article. I liked Dane the first time it was up there, so it needed a vote. Glad it got featured. Here's to many more! Don alun 16:42, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

## Help me

I have this great idea for an article, but I need your help on it. Actually, I'm outright dumping it on you:

Jesus in the Kitchen
What is that heavenly aroma wafting from the oven? Why, it must be Jesus in the kitchen!
[insert pic of smiling Jesus, wearing oven mitts and holding a pie, obviously fresh from the oven (the pie, not him).]
[end article]

Yaaaaah... that's about it. I can't get any further. My talent is not boundless like yours is. So I'm making it yours now. Let it keep you up at night whilst you think of it, not me. Muhahahahaha! --CUN RA Talk to me _ 06:36, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

## Romance novel

Dear, dear boy,

I value you in-put, can you go and play with my Romance novel and see what you can do to it? I tried spicing it up. Dame  00:26, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Yes ma'am. I shall get right on it. Seriously, right now I am working on it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:01, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
While you're at it, archive your talk page. --Sir Starnestommy (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 01:09, October 29, 2007

## Yeah

It wouldn't actually be acceptable on ?Pedia either. Basically it's just a load of shit I've written cos I can... Just to say that I've also written and contributed alot of normal stuff too. <.talk.work.?pedia.$A^{waits}_{ward}$

## Double redirects

I dunno why, but I feel like bitching to you about all of the double redirects. Look at them! I haven't seen that many double redirects since...well...two days ago! And the day before that! And last week! FUCK! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:46, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

## You made the right choice...

Thanks for voting for me! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 21:09, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

## Hello, USERNAME, and welcome to the non-automated Thank You messaging system!

Forgive the awfully mechanical introduction, I swear this Thank You is entirely personal, spare this introductory sentence. Ljlego, when you won WotM a few months ago, you told me to stop being a sycophant (whatever that means!) in a personalized message. Well, here is my own personal message to you: thanks for voting for me, but stop being such a... umm... demagogue? That's a big word, it must mean something. Yeah. Keep on keeping it real, Lj. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 01:50, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

## Thank you

 Thank you for voting for American (species)! As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do. Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _

And an extra thanks for you, Ljlego, for your help on formatting the article. --Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:19, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

## Sweet! (redux)

Can you please watch my userpage so it doesn't have the template? 01:04, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

## Folgers = Drugs

Ah, okay. Wait, what are you accusing me of? I swear I've never seen that article before! ...mine's longer, has better pictures, and actually tells a story... --   <-> 02:40, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

## DRIVEBY! VRRROOOOMMMM

(Yeah, I know about me being a douche on that. However, it's not like I said that to Administrator's FACE which woulda been bad. Hopefully he won't see it. Anyway, I wanted you to have this driveby giraffe.)

--Cajek 03:30, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

## PIPI

Oh really? IMPERVIOUS, YOU SAY? WHAT IF I CALLED YOU A BIBLE-BELT DWELLING HICK? HUH? WOULD THAT MAKE YOU CRY? TOOTHLESS?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:14, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
To be precise, I currently have two teeth in my head... the bottom two so-called "eye teeth". It's enough to scare my dog. Oh, and I'm thankfully well North and East of the so called "Bible Belt" (thank the Lord, whom I choose not to believe in, all praise be to His Name). And I am crying, but that's because I watched a cable show called "Band of Bloggers", about troops in Iraq who blog, and not due to your lame attempts to irritate me. Where;s my Laotian food? Cheers! Get saved! 03:19, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

## Pianists

[itex]Insert formula here[/itex] 02:17, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Cool story. Do you do tricks too?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:30, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

## Thanks...*pause*...L-J-Lego!

 "Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing." Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

Did I say it right? :D Thank'ee for the vote. Oh, and the "talk" link in your sig took me longer to find than it did anyone else's. Not sure that warrants an award, but hey. --THE 19:59, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

## SURPRISE

FELLATIO! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:53, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Come on guys..... /me hands Ljlego a tissue. --

Is that semen? Semen alert! Semen alert! -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 01:17, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

He's gonna wash that man right outta his hair.... --