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Don't forget to place an entry !16:01, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks, Mr. Mordillo.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:10, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the thank you!
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Anyway, this message is regarding your VFH idea. I came up with a modification to it, in which all articles would be divided into 3 sections (like Pee Review is kind of like ATM): All (which shows all nominations as per normal VFH, with no bumping), Fresh (Which shows articles less than a week old from nomination), and Aged (articles on VFH for more than a week). Also, the All section would be there as a method to make the Darwin Rule non-nullified (i.e.: People could still bump in their respective sections, but All still keeps track of where it is in relation to darwining). --20:39, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
You gotta stop writing so well. I'm almost 10 years older than you and you're putting me to shame. ;) Thanks man! --THINKER 06:50, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
Stop man! You've got too many featured articles! ... Keep up the good work! --05:20, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
oops...did I type "thank" instead of "thanks"? sorry :) --THE 11:57, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
THERE ONCE WAS A COW FROM DUBAI
WHO DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO FLY
HE JUMPED OFF THE ROOF
AND FELL ON HIS HOOF
AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL TO DIE
so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 15:54, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
| A tall, dark man pushes a note into your hand; it reads:
The man turns away, muttering he has an appointent with someone's mom...
Thanks for your vote. Don alun 11:55, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
BB thanks thee!<center>
I could use an opinion on this
Glad there's no hard feelings. If you're worried that my dislike for My Little Pony will carry on over to articles you write in the future; don't be. a) I vote on the article, not the writer, and b) even though I don't care for that sort of humour, I don't think any less of you because you do.
Have this, ya rapscallion! ;) --THINKER 06:24, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
The Neo-Communism Manifesto...In a Nutshell
So, as you requested, here’s my ideas in a nutshell. Basically, it would be a Communist society, just with some democratic safeguards against corruptions. Probably one of the main problems with Marxism is that once the Communist state is established a Stalin or a Mao comes around and corrupts the system, whereas the Communist state under Lenin was good. Therefore we need some way to make sure that a Communist state with a great amount of power in the government would not be corrupted by some ambitious individual. As such, we should overthrow the existing government, have a quick dictatorship of the proletariat in which we fight the necessary war, establish our government, and then we will switch over to the “Neo-Communist” nation. Here we would have a Communist government, but we would infuse democratic extras such as elections. The elections wouldn’t be marred with the Electoral College like in democracy, but rather a direct vote of the people. There would be no political parties either: there would just be candidates. The people would elect these candidates based on what they say they would bring to the government, etc. Once in office they would have a fifteen year term, and would run the country. We would have Communist ideas where the government divides things up equally. Unlike the Soviet or North Korean governments we would not fund military beyond the basic necessities and instead focus on internal welfare. This would mean that for the first time ever there would be no homeless people; we would have no class divisions. The nation would provide free state-funded colleges so anyone can get a good job, not just people who picked the right parents to be born to. Everyone would have an equal opportunity. Unlike the capitalist economy in which is inherently biased to the rich and the wealthy, we would have a government oriented economy in which items would be accessible to both those who have had useful business lives and to those who have not done so well as to not bias things against the next generation such as capitalism, but still allow freedom of the businesses to be competitive and earn good amounts of money. Things won’t be biased against who your parents were; just because your parents weren’t especially talented doesn’t mean you won’t get an equal chance at life because the Communist government will provide free education and a limited capitalist market. As such, people would live more productive lives making the nation quite rich and wealthy, which would allow for more improvements and things would escalate greatly forever onward. This would be a Utopian society; all we need is some safeguards to make sure some person doesn’t break things. This means that the person in charge, once elected, needs to have some threat to him should he abuse the peoples. Unlike a democratic government in which the leader can only be taken out of office by other leaders, we would have a socialist government in that if 75% or more of the nation would vote for someone to be taken out of office, then such would be done. That means that if you abuse the people, they’ll take you out. It would be a symbiotic relationship between the people and the government. It would be a Utopia. And that, in a nutshell, is Neo-Communism. - Aerfall 03:35, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
Welcome to UnNews
Ok, here's your welcome drivel, as ordered. Don't forget to be Bat fuck insane all Thursdays round back of the usual pub, and I'll bring the smokables. Oh, fine, just stick with the pint, and see if I care! Cheers! Get saved! 02:25, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
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Good luck with the pages you've got up for VFH, too!13:58, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
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A slightly belated thank you
--19:26, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Dane Cookbook...haha...that sounds funny..
Go for it. I'm gonna clean up a couple things if you don't mind. -21:42, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Ha, yeah I found it through his page. No worries, just a few mistakes cleared up. Nothing major. -21:56, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Nomming as we speak...sort of...like, after I type this, you know. -22:03, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
That would be spectacular, wouldn't it? I've actually been meaning to read all the way through iTrip, and keep getting distracted. From what I've read, I'm expecting a for, I'll go finish it up right now. -00:41, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
HUTTAH! Vote'D! -00:52, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Interesting. I had been under the impression that you were a guy. -01:00, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
I knew it! Can't fool me. -01:27, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Sure, why not?
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Somebody else apparently thinks you're pretty swell, too! Now go run with scissors.
That's what I think of you... you're just so damned GROOVY~ Cheers! Get saved! 16:12, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
I was glad to lend a hand. `Twas no problem. :) Hanyouman 21:00, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
- Oh, I'm sorry, I overlooked that. But, yeah, really, I did find it rather amusing to read. :3 Sorry if that's not the best critique, but it's a good compliment, right? Hanyouman 21:03, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
- No prob. :3 Hanyouman 21:11, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Congrats on the feature! -- 05:59, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
A Citation in need of Seeing
And yet whenever I use any other account (or am just simply not signed in) this website looks fine. Is this some random n00b prank or somethin'? Or has my name been randomly eliminated?
Reply to this using my Citation-Seer talk page. I can still see it. --18.104.22.168 16:09, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
IDK whether this has happened to other people's talk pages, or if you did this on purpose, but you might wanna take a look at this. Isn't that just your user page? 23:53, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
- LOL, don't worry about it. Honestly, I thought I'd just been over-using my iTrip. Well, anyways, congrats! 00:01, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
- 06:43, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
Can a noob get some help getting articles started and with basic formatting? That'd be much appreciated.
--Santiago 03:38, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
Do I need to have a contruction sign on my page?
Thanks for the help!
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The icing is extra-frosty!
Eat and enjoy! --* 10:20, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
No problem, and you're up 10 to 6 (but I'm sure you knew that). -21:32, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Do teh top10 for the next month for me, and give them until the 19th. You may have already done it but I cba to check
Thanks. —Braydie 13:08, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!
Re: God, I'm running out of ways to say thank you
Thanks for the thanks, and about Virginia tech: I don't know. We sort of predicted that it was going to fail last time, and it did, though it was pretty evenly divided. Quite a few people voted for it, but quite a few also thought it was too early and voted against. It's very difficult for people to put aside sensitivity issues, even if they find the article funny. Mind you, it has only been about three months since Virginia Tech happened. But on the other hand, Adolf Hitler took two nominations to get featured. Sometimes a second time around makes people reconsider. Sort of a, "Oh, it got nominated again? Maybe it's not too early after all" sort of thing. Or something like that. The pros and cons are there, but I don't think there'd be any harm in nomming it again. Who knows? Maybe it will make it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:19, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I know you can change your username in that way...but, for some reason, I like having a username that doesn't match my screenname, sort of like Asteroid B612/Rataube. (It lets me maintain consistency with my other online accounts, and it also lets me use that "quote" about Big Brother being in league with the aliens at the top of my userpage.) However, one thing I would like to find out is if I can reduce confusion by making the page User:Big Brother redirect to User:The Number-One ALF Fan, just as User:Asteroid B612 redirects to User:Rataube. Would I be able to do that, or would that draw the ire of admins? If you know the policy on that, please tell me; if you don't, I might contact an admin. (If you know the proper admin to contact for this issue, that'd also be helpful.) Thanks very much in advance! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 22:15, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
- That's why I was thinking about getting it cleared with an admin beforehand, although Asteroid B612 is pop-culture/literature-related, if less infamous than Big Brother: it's the home of the "Little Prince" in the story of the same name (which I remember as Le petit prince from French class). The other thing to consider is the fact that a move would make User:The Number-One ALF Fan a redirect, so either way I'll have two userpage links. But, it is still iffy, so maybe it would be best to ask an admin. Do you know who would be appropriate? -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 22:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
PLS Judging Instructions: Have a Gander
I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If there has been some accident or mistake, and you no longer want to judge, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions. First, read all the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least somewhat fair and based on merit. And C, post your top 5 articles here, in order: User:ENeGMA/PLS Judging Hit me up on my talk page should these rules not cognizate within you. Thank you again for your continued cooperation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:31, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
ICU tagged: Nougat
Ahoy there. Noticed you tagged nougat as unfinished. Can you be more specific than "This is not nearly finished. Fix it."? Some guy named Severian seemed to think it was ok as is, but he's probably insane. Any pointers you might have would be kickass and possibly excellent also. -kotra 05:33, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks for the explanation. To me, the seemingly random concepts are all related (especially to the general dangerousness of nougat). Probably I should make the theme of the article more clear. Although I admit, the last couple sentences are completely random, as well as some of the bits recently added by other people. I get what you're saying about randomness being bad in general. I'll tighten it up a bit, and keep you posted.
- Also, I don't know Severian personally, twas merely a bad joke.
- Also, N. Ron Hubbard is a sort of play on words of Enron and L. Ron Hubbard. I don't think anyone here would be offended by that, if that's what you mean. Unless you mean it's just unfunny. In which case, fair enough. -kotra 20:34, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
See, I *can* write!
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Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! 09:54, 10 July 2007
For the new VFH
I bestow upon you the highest award we give at Uncyclopedia:
| Feather in Your Cap Award|
This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia,
and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.
Keep up the good work and enjoy your new rank in the Order of Uncyclopedia-- 22:11, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
- Big grats Ljlego!! XD 11:29, 11 July 2007
Congrats from me too! I flatter myself by the thought that my blabberings on the talk page inspired you to expand the Harticle, but then again I flatter myself onan almost daily basis, so not much point telling you this, ey ? -- di Mario 19:34, 12 July 2007 (UTC)