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[edit] Welcome!

Hello, Ljlego, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

[edit] You've been deleting my pages from Pee Review?!

I see no edits or anything, just them slowly dissapearing from the "been reviewed" or "being reviewed" area. The page said to blame you so I am...Bastard!!!

Also, please adopt me. I am a lonely African boy of 7 years. My father is dead, and I ate my mother. Please help...

[edit] I've been popping a lot of talk pages' cherries lately.

- T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:02, Jan 4

[edit] Reap

From Syc — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:02, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

TOO SLOW, FOOL. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:03, Jan 4
Fast, slow, or medium paced, whatever - this is simply a "good to see you about again" message, and has noting to do with the "r" word. So: good to see you about again. --UU - natter 18:57, Jan 4
As good as it is to have Lj about again, I think we can all agree that the most important thing is that I won. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:54, Jan 4
Yes, now can I have that order of fries and a veggie burger.— Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:18, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Veggie burger? Are you a hippie or a gay or something?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:22, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
I pick C, Something. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:21, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh, you's back? Good to see you. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:27, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Regarding an old CVP redirect I found

Specifically, The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and fourty three times (redirect) (delete) (yes, I know {{redirect}} is only supposed to be used on QVFD, but this is a special circumstance...)

I don't see any purpose for the continued existence of this redirect; I think it should probably be deleted/salted instead. I brought this to your talk page since VFD and QVFD weren't appropriate venues, and you were the last user to edit the redirect. Do you have any comments or complaints? --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 04:20, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Adopt a poor noob today...thats me.

I have often been misunderstund, the runt of a single child litter, how many people do you know that are desperate enough to lick your shoes. Not many but i will(subject to rigorous hygine tests)! adoption is the only option for me, and someone as tall as you would be puuurfect, but remember...math

Not to rain on your parade, but young Mr. Ljlego has not been with us for quite some time and is therefore not in any position to take on noobs at this point. If he shows up, however, and announces that he is coming back full time, I'll let him speak for himself. Perhaps you could find yourself another adopter? Perhaps someone more active? Check the list, although we really only update it when we feel like it. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:40, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Reviewers

I believe I should be on the list of reviewers. --Projectmayhem666 Talk 10:28, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

And now I am, bwahahaha! --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 14:03, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] questions from a n00b

how log did it take till u was an admin wut up? --Durryman 03:53, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] You should be around more

Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 15:26, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome back

Don't ever leave us again. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 10:27, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

OK, if you say so~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:03, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] LJ!

How the hell you been? -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:42, 26 Jun

[edit] I SAW YOU!

Whoa, long time no see! /me tacklehuggles Uncle LJ Welcome back! :) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:43, 27 Jun

[edit] Yeah...

Uhh, sorry about the Religion Portal... I actually set it up for Zim, but I guess he abandoned it? I hope you don't mind but I'm going to finish it up and move it back later. Did you hate the audio, or what?  –  FuhQ.gif ZDsig.gif Sheenicon.gif (eye) (spy) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN 05:10, 28 June 2009

[edit] Paedophile (animal)

I didn't realise an article could get deleted that quickly without a tag that says it might. I thought it would need to go through AFH beforehand. If I'd known that it could get deleted like that, I would've put more effort into it. Munci 09:13, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Maybe this is too late but can you please restore it my userpage please? Munci 11:00, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] listen

Listen here. I will NOT be bossed around by someone like you. I have learned from my mistakes, I am sorry for the retarded topics I made, but I will not need approval for them. I am sorry, but you will not boss me around. Thank you!--Almost Sir Random Crap

Ljlego is an admin, and one of our most longstanding ones, so actually, yeah, he can kinda boss you around. Every time you make a forum you risk damaging your own credibility. I don't mean to sound like a condescending fuck, but I think he had your interests in mind when he told you to quit creating forums. Open mouth, insert foot is the expression. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:37, Aug 6
I do want to sound like a condescending fuck. Shroom, your forums are fucking dumb and are annoying everyone. ljlego's proposed solution is reasonable. Accept and shush, k? -- hateful Ape (curate) 23:40, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Okay, I'll be more careful when making topics, but I just want to make them freely like everyone else! I'm not evil! Please understand Ape, I'm behind those meme topics now. Please understand!--Almost Sir Random Crap
Those meme topics, hopefully, are behind you. Somewhat like in Soviet Russia. In any case, all I'm saying is that in the past you have exhibited a repeated inability to judge what is appropriate for a forum topic and what isn't. Then you've also pushed the boundaries of other people's patience by forcing those topics into their view when they were content to angrily but begrudgingly ignore it. Hence, for until I decide otherwise, we will have an informal agreement that your forum topics need to be screened before entering the forums, particularly the Dump. That, I think, is a fair and even deal, all traces of which will be forgotten once I've decided you are able to use your own discretion.
What concerns me more, though, is the concept that forum topics are your best form of expressing yourself on the site. I haven't followed your work, but the way I would say you can demonstrate your growth is to move away from the forum and start getting better at writing articles. Alternately, if that isn't your cup of tea, start doing some maintenance work. Either way, don't piss away your time doing something useless even by our standards.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 23:47, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I'm sorry. I'll try to moive away more from the forum. just please don't screen my new topics. I'm glad you are acting nice. I'm really behind retarded topics. I promise. Just please don't do this, and I'll behave. Thank you for acting kindly.--Almost Sir Random Crap
No, really, I want you to run your topics by me. You may be past SHBUUUQUIL, but this was created just today...and though certainly an improvement over the former, it's something like taking one step up the Spanish Steps. The point is, there's a long way to go before I can trust you to start topics which won't make my brain scream for sweet relief from the pain. Therefore, I am going to ask you once more to run your forum topics by me. After that, if you still refuse, then you will indeed be on your own, and at risk of being banned for creating forum topics which I would have stopped before they got to that point. This is the last time I will make you this offer, and let this be the final explanation I give of my reasoning.
To reiterate: RUN YOUR TOPICS BY ME OR YOU'RE AT THE MERCY OF THE BANHAMMER! Have an excellent day.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:01, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I agree

My associates have "advised" me about you and I am very scared. So I agree. Now please don't slit my throat with an old CD.--Almost Sir Random Crap

An old CD? Never! Old CDs generally contain better music than new CDs, plus the new ones are much more effective at lacerating your jugular. However, I suppose I could refrain from slitting your throat at all. Count yourself lucky.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:24, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Now my life is fufilled. But if you were to slit my throat, use a CD by The Beatles, preferebly It's Been a Hard Day's Night.--Almost Sir Random Crap

[edit] El Salvador

Try it now. --SpikeFromNH 20:16, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Oi!

What's all this with you writing articles again? Are you back from the dead? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 03:59, Oct 28 2009

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