User talk:Leverage

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Good work with the UnNews, as such you have been nominated for NOTM. Go vote for yourself if you wish and keep up the good work. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:01, September 30, 2012 (UTC)

I second this! :D -- UserTalkContributions 23:11, September 30, 2012 (UTC)


If you would like to create a custom sig, please go to User:Leverage/sig, insert some code (if you don't know what to add or how to code take a look at mine if you wish). Then once that is saved go to preferences and under signature type {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Leverage/sig}} and make sure the box underneath is ticked. Save down the bottom and you have a custom sig :D. Also are you interested in adoption via Uncyclopedia's Adopt a Noob? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:58, October 1, 2012 (UTC)


Nice work on UnNews. You are the reason we still even try.

Allow me to introduce myself. Leverage, this is self. Self, Leverage. How do you do? I am the dumbass who fell for the trick when they said "Hey, who wants to be the UnNews editor?" Your stuff is going to be legendary in the annals of n00b greatness, unless it is later discovered that you are a sockpuppet of User:PuppyOnTheRadio or something (but he's American, and as they say, the civilized man can feign barbarism, but not the other way around). So thanks for your contributions.

May I direct you to the little placard on my editor door here, just for reference. I have no problems at all making sure all of our standards are kept, but I thought you might enjoy playing "Reduce the GlobalTourniquet standards edits" with your own articles by remembering to adhere to them all by yourself. If you manage to, you would be the very first. And again, welcome to our silly little newspaper that I personally make sure everyone takes way too seriously. The most important thing to remember is "funny". But you got that one down pat. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 14:57, October 2, 2012 (UTC)

Hello noob, read this please

Would you be interested in writing in Uncyclopedia's first ever writing competition just for noobs? If so read this and submit your name! (yeah you can right UnNews for it to, if you wish) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:25, October 4, 2012 (UTC)


Sorry about this, but I'm afraid you can't submit anything until after the 8th. So basically I'm going to remove when you just added because we haven't really started yet. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:40, October 5, 2012 (UTC)

"well happy"

I too was baffled by this and had a notion to edit it to ", well, happy". Remember the reader. If too many are baffled instead of entertained, something's wrong. Cheers. Spıke Ѧ 12:12 7-Oct-12

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