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edit Testing the waters

I am considering nominating my article, American (species), on VFH (again). However, after my last disastrous foray onto VFH, I am being more cautious and testing support before actually nominating. So, would you support such a nomination?
Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 00:36, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, you have my vote. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 00:38, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you! I'll post my nomination on VFH as soon as the others respond. Radioactive afikomen 03:03, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Re: VFH

I do believe I have substantially improved the quality of American (species) since it was last on VFH. If you read the article as it was when I nominated nominated it the first time, (look here), and compare it to the current version, you can see it is much better; I removed as much racism and bile as I could. Additionally, at least a couple other editors have graced the article with their edits, thus granting a greater degree of legitimacy to it. Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 05:07, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

By the way, your offer of help is much appreciated. Radioactive afikomen 05:09, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Your userpage

I reverted a vandal, then read your userpage. You should make your userpage better. It was hard to tell if I'd reverted properly or not. Pages need stuff, like a list of what you've written, and pictures of your cats. People love cats, you see. Pictures of them will, therefore, draw people in. It's scientifical. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:06, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

There ya go, I took your advice. And never mind that vandal, he's a friend of mine. I've learned to ignore all his bullshit. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:20, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
Aww. It's a kitty. Disquieting... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:21, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks a bundle

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:56, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks so much for your vote on '667'

Potato Salad The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:33, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

edit The best david byrne song ever

good song, lame vid. Actually, it's probably not his best song. But it's a damn decent song anyway.. --THE 15:27, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

P.S. not to be a vote whore, but........I'm being a vote whore --THE 20:42, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Ne'er mind. It got darwin'd. --THE 14:11, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!!

Stacking The
International Stackers Association of America
thanks you for your continued support of

CUP STACKING!
Which, as we all know, is a totally real sport.

Thanks buddy!! ;) --THINKER 00:05, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thankies

Kindly accept this half-assed template -RAHB 05:42, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

edit thinker's done thinkerizing drunk olympics now....

...and it's all ready for VFH again. hint hint. --THE 20:47, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

edit banana cunt!>?

Plis a-giva me your shed-jewel.

Many tanks


-J

Uh... I don't think I have one of those. Now go away. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:31, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
You gots it in the mail. Schedule. Pay attention, a pliss. -J
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 20:12, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
After years of waiting, nothing came... after years of looking in the wrong place. Just tell me what your freaking classes are for next year. Rats and children will follow me out of their beds... rats and children follow me out of their homes. Come on kids! Interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe. Drag him out the dead drag him out the dead singing I miss you snakes and ladders flip the lid out pops the cracker snabs you in the head knives you in the neck kicks you in the teeth steel toe cap takes all your credit cards get up get the grunge get the flan in the face the flan in the face the flan in the face dance you fucker dance you fucker don't you dare don't you dare don't you flan in the face take it with the love it's given take it with a pinch of salt take it to the taxman let me back let me back I promise to be good don't look in the mirror at the face you don't recognize help me call the doctor put me inside put me inside put me inside put me inside I keep a wolf from the door, but he calls me up calls me on the phone tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom and I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops... walking like giant cranes and with my x-ray eyes I strip you naked in a tight little world no you're on the list stepford wives who are we to complain? Invests and dealers investments and dealers cold wives and mistresses cold wives the sunday paper city boys in first class don't know we're born little someone else is gonna come and clean it up born and raised for the job someone always does wish you'd get up get over get up get over turn the tape off
Think of all the starving millions! Don't talk politics and don't throw stones! --Polystyrene Man 20:52, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
Where the hell are you going at a thousand feet per second? Hey man, slow down. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:07, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
On an unrelated note, yesterday I woke up sucking on a lemon. Just thought I'd let you know. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:09, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
Alright, I just checked my schedule and I looked at User:Polystyrene Man/drips and it appears that we have zero classes together. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:47, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

edit A Tightly-Knotted Thank You

Bowtie2 Thank you for choosing the Bow tie
You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.

Your forced vote is much appreciated ;) --THINKER 05:59, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for your vote

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU!

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night

They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Fuzzy dice

Sir Roger 05:13, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Woo!

Alright, Mr. Leo. I thanks you for be voting me in the Month Writer competition for which competition is fierce. It's a good feeling knowing that my mediocre brainchildren have touched people's funnybones, however briefly. So, my friend, I leave you with this: thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:44, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you?

Russian Roulette Guy UGH
Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. Now you can be just like me (pictured)!
Oh, those Russians...

edit iT must be raining!

please help im being eaten alive --Polystyrene Man 14:51, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks muchly for voting

For voting, I award you this award:

HumVee The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok?
Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:52, Aug 17, 2007

edit Thankie

Grass555

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Thanks for the vote, and the nomination. Oh, I usually give people two templates for nominating stuff don't I?

Grass555

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Hoo ha. That's two invitations. You can bring fonchezzz! --THE 21:38, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks a bundle!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:13, 21 August 2007 (UTC)


edit The (Late) WotM Thankering

LEO! A great newer writer who I wish would come around and edit more often. Good to see you in chat from time to time at least. Thanks a lot for the WotM vote and the really nice comment. I appreciate sentiment like that. You and THE, get back to editorin' for real! I know THE is busy with CW... what are YOU doing?! ;) --THINKER 00:28, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:50, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Manysomes

I would like to commend you on your recent growing of balls. Rest assured, I will not have to give you any crap tomorrows. --Polystyrene Man 23:21, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Err, thank you, I think. I will see you on morrow next.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:29, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

edit UnTunes:Won't Get Banned Again

Say Leo, remember that UnTunes I kept saying I'd do? Well, User:The UnIdiot and I have been working on it, and later tonight it'll be uploaded! Prepare to behold me laughing while reciting the lyric "suck my schlong". P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:56, Sep 28

Not to butt in rudely, but that sounds AMAZINGLY AWESOME. --THE 20:58, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
At the very least, it should be mildly amusing. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:01, Sep 28

Uploaded! Enjoy! --- UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 01:40, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

It's true! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:07, Sep 29
Woohoo! Nice Daltrey impression, by the way.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 17:38, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
Haha, thanks. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:51, Sep 30

edit Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!

Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!


Thank you! --- UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:38, Oct 1 00:38, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Comrade

Red Ninjastar Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True
Comrade.

~SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Unsoc

edit IN RAINBOWS

Aw hell to the yes. 9 days to zero, 8 days to one. --Polystyrene Man 23:03, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Hai

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:47, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Vote please!

Hey yo what's up? If Buster Keaton were still alive he'd like you to vote on his article nominated in the VFH section traffic on voting for it has slowed down so if you could vote For or againstStrong For it Buster will thank you...if he were alive.--Dr. Fenwick 16:52, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Iranarmy The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:49, Oct 12

edit LEOISPOTTAH!!!!

Thanks d00d! --THE 12:30, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

edit THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111

Ak47 The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:33, Oct 19

edit The time has come

Remember how a while back, I asked if you'd support American (species) in a VFH vote? And you said yes?

MY FELLOW AMERICAN, the time has come! TOO LONG have America-related articles LANGUISHED in mediocrity! JOIN WITH ME, and together we shall see AMERICANS step forth into a GOLDEN FUTURE! VOTE for American (species)!

Unless, of course, you're Australian. But a guy's gotta' take chances, ya' know?

This advertisement was paid for by the Uncyclopedian Society for Evolved Americans.

--CUN RA Talk to me _ 00:38, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

I actually find that article offensive, because I am Mexican. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:42, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Your password

You need to change it. Lock the door and throw away the key. In fact, don't throw it away, they could be going through your garbage. Instead, eat the key, digest it, and make sure that your your feces are cremated. Then give the ashes to four riders, and scatter the ashes to the four corners of the earth. It may seem elaborate now, but when you see this, this, and this, I think you'll agree that either way it would make a great story. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:48, Oct 26

Leoispotter suffers from split personalities, don't worry about it. --Polystyrene Man 00:20, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
No, I'm pretty sure you're just a body-snatcher. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:59, Oct 29
Hells yeah, Radiohead reference. --Polystyrene Man 20:59, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you

American species2
Thank you for voting for American (species)!

As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do.

Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _

--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:16, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

edit BOO!

S504764585 21449

"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing."

Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

Thanks, Leo-Is-Potter! --THE 20:07, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Uh...Th-...uh...than, uh...*hic*...thank...uh...*hic*

Thank, uhgmm...fuck...*slurp*...uhm..THANK YOU!!! *passes out* --THE 00:47, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Taht article

That you were asking about, it's this. Enjoy.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:29, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

edit You...

Left a sheet of paper with a bunch of formulas and crap inside my "agenda book." I'm really hoping you don't need it. --THE 20:49, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Xmas!

BonnerGame
Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk)

edit Have a not-shitty Christmas!

WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:20, Dec 17

edit Bloody Pagans

PremierTomMayfairCheXMAS
Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit One Of These

Christmas tree HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:29, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

edit OMGWTFZORS!!!

Fonchezzz is unblocked!!! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:51, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

I know! Happy day!-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 00:08, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

edit OYE!

I like (SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: GO TO THE SHOW TONIGHT) pie. Do (SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE NUMBER TWO: GO TO THE SHOW TONIGHT OR ELSE ) you? --THE 20:28, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

What is ( SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: YOU DID GO TO THE SHOW, AND NOW THE ABOVE MESSAGE IS HOPELESSLY OUTDATED ) yr diadnose? --THE 00:42, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Uhhh.... Skiddly brrr be bo!!!-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:06, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Check this out man!

I stumbled across this the other day.

[1]

"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it"

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA! --THE 23:21, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

The link works now. Check it out quick, before the site crashes again! --THE 21:28, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Thank you sir!!!11

Grass2

CONGRATULATIONS!
Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

Grass2

CONGRATULATIONS!
Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

In my usual zany fashion, I have awarded you two templates, since you nominated it. Thank'ee! --THE 18:16, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created The Closet, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


Thumbs up2

This user created George Washington, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


edit FYI

I'm guessing your little brother vandalized VFD on your account today. Slap him for us, would you? --Andorin Kato 08:19, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Nice

...to see you editing again... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Such a warm welcome. --Bennson 00:43, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Greetings.

I don't actually know who you are and you no doubt have no idea who I am, but your name and interactions have me intrigued, so I thought I'd come say hi.

And by saying that I'd do that, I figure I've subsequently done that, and the matter has now been resolved. Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 02:55 (UTC)

Thanks for dropping by. Help yourself to a mint. Come again any time.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:57, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, don't mind if I do... thank you. I shall.
Although, I must ask. How do you feel about ducks? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 03:57 (UTC)

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edit Thanks

Thank you for voting for me for Useless Gobshite last month. Or was that the month before? I can't remember. Either way, though, it really means a lot, so again. Thank you. Have a line of madness, specially chosen for you, as a little keepsake:

Cquote1 The filesystem tree is full of holes. Walk down the branches, follow the inodes, one misstep and into the abyss we go. The leaf was not what it seemed. It was a root. The root. Another root. Tree growing out of a tree growing out of itself growing out of another tree... infinite recursion. Infinite holes. Cquote2


And now I'll spam up your talkpage with a hideously long signature in definite violation of UN:SIG. 'Cause I'm nice like that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 04:05, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

edit Instead of doing something productive...

I have come to demonstrate what a terrible mistake you made voting for me for UotM last month. Really, I do not understand what you possibly could have been thinking, but what is done is done, and now I suppose I should be gracious and attempt to thank you, or something. As I do not know how to be gracious, however, I will instead give you a carefully chosen line of Madness, for you to keep as your very own:

Cquote1 Think of me fondly as you bury this axe deep in your foe's skull. Cquote2


UotM needs more love this month, of course, but as I am indeed here to be a terribly useless lump, instead of imploring you to vote for a rather wonderful fellow who should have gotten it last month, I'll just end now and sign this with a signature that has, indeed, been confirmed to be... er, against policy, or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 21:56, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

edit And just like that, when you least expect it...

Your article is on VFH! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:01, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the nomination dude! Much appreciated-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:13, November 17, 2011 (UTC)
Another great UnNews by... you! I sure will nom you for he Foolitzer Prize next month, no doubt! A little thingy: please add 3 or 4 links per articles. Sometimes false links can be funny too and add to the humor, but even if they are just plain ordinary links, the reader can then move on to something else after having a laugh out of your article. BTW, my latest article is Mount Everest Disaster, should that interest you! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:00, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
Oh damn, forgot to add those pesky links. And thanks for the compliment! If you get the chance, watch that youtube video I cited as a 'source'. Matter of fact, watch all that guy's videos while you're at it.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:28, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
Will do! here is a song I like! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:03, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Wisconsin resident becomes last man in nation to approve of Congress

|Once again...]] Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:21, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thanks for voting for me for Noob Of The Month!

Pizza delivery1 Thanks for voting for me for Noob Of The Month

As a reward, I give you one of my pizzas!

Thanks for the vote! --Coke 05:50, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

You're very welcome! But what an ugly template...-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 05:51, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 8 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--ChiefjusticePSX 10:27, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Italy

Pizza flag

Mamma mia! You voted for Italy on VFH and it was featured!

Thanka youa! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:36, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey Leo, as we were talking on IRC, I wrote an UnNews about Kim

UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away Subtle vfh whoring there. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:56, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:49, 22 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:53, 29 December 2011

edit A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator

Time bomb

Greetings, Leoispotter. You voted for me on UOTM for December. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jan 4 '12 11:13 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

edit Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:03, 12 January 2012

edit Yoooooooo man

Where ya been? Don't forget about judging that contest thing that you gotta judge. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:19, January 15, 2012 (UTC)

edit Oops

So... it's a race! Loser gets lynched, or something? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:30, 16 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:07, 19 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:27, 26 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:09, 3 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:23, 10 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:55, 18 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:46, 23 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 1 March 2012

edit Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:32, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 8 March 2012

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:37, Apr 5

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