User talk:Lemur

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edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

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Hello, Lemur, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

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If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can.

Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S

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edit Re: RE: Hibernian FC page

I looked at the page, and I didn't laugh. And it was created in less than 7 days. If you want the tag removed, you can talk to an admin and they might remove it for you. Or you can move it to your user page, under User:Lemur/Hibernian, where the tag dies instantly.--AAA! (AAAA) 07:58, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

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