User talk:Leaking Pipe

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Leaking Pipe (AKA Till's Tower), and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Leaking Pipe/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you want to write and don't know where to begin, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 08:45, October 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit Ok, that was just the generic welcome. Now for the real thing!

Hello mein fuhrer! I am so happy that you have joined. It's gonna be epic. Ok so this is your talk page where everyone can communicate with you. On talkpages, you have to sign all your comments with tildes like it says in the generic welcome. And when you are replying to someone, add a colon to the start of your sentence, like so

first reply
next reply
etc

When you are ready to start an article do not just start editing on an existing article or create a new one. You first create it in your namespace, like it shows in the generic welcome (the generic welcome has much useful info). Then you work on it and make it awesome before you send it to mainspace. I myself have never actually written an article here but I understand the general concept. Once your article is awesome, you send it to pee review, where clever writers will judge it and give you tips and if it is very awesome it will be nominated for VFH. It is important to vote on other people's articles also, just remember to sign your votes. And you can also vote on pictures at VFP. I currently have a pic up for voting so hint hint. And then there is the matter of making your user page pretty and creating a custom signature. Anyway, let me know if you need anything. Either on my talkpage or via the general channels. Your most humble and obedient servant --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:00, October 27, 2010 (UTC)

Some help with formatting -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:46, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
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