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I truly did not know that he was also a Doctor of Chiropractic. However, rather than just take a long initial list and making it longer, you might have a comedy idea that you could add later on in the article. You should keep the Intro short and sweet, as its function is to get the reader to keep reading. Cheers!12:45 8-Apr-13