User talk:Lambic

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Welcome, noodly touched Wenches and Pirates! Yarrrrr!

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edit If you have to say something constructive...

...add it at the bottom: room enough for good stuff!

edit If you have to say something silly...

...think twice about it, and add it at the bottom. Please do provide for a warning!

edit If you have to say something

  • Nasty
  • Ridiculous
  • Utterly negative
  • Downright stupid

then you should go somewhere else: room enough outside this page. Grrrrrr.

edit Interesting, polite, useful, civilized, gentile and original comments harvested so far

edit Image Placement

Love what you've done with the La Fontaine article. You need to be careful with the image placement on the article, same with the Louis Quatorze one, as when people have different screen settings it looks crap. :) -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit You're Welcome!

Even though I don't know which article you are talking about that I spell checked, you're welcome. =P--Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 12:27, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Whoa-ho, hold up

You appear to be template spamming. This is a Bad Thing. Perhaps you could put your banner at the bottom, or just an unadorned see also link, or perhaps an in paragraph link? A category add? Templates are large and unsightly, best to be avoided unless unavoidable. --KATIE!! 22:12, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

OK, I'm fixing it: it will go to the bottom. Well, from now on the banner talks about you too: this comment makes you part of "Lambic & co.", just like Mhaille and the anonymous bloke (?) that needed to add a really despising quote from a "Steven von Aerosmith" at the La Fontaine article. I left it nevertheless: "Il faut de tout pour faire un monde" ("One born every minute" in foreign manuals).--Lambic 22:32, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

edit hello

Geachte Nederlandstalige Redacteur van Uncyclopedia

Zoals u misschien al weet is er een Nederlandse variant op Uncylopedia genaamd Oncyclopedie. Hierbij wil ik U uitnodigen om hieraan mee te schrijven. De link is

Wij hopen dat u zin heeft om het eens uit te proberen, gegroet, Sgt pepper 20:22, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

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edit Oncyclopedia

He Lambic, als je dit ziet: de Oncy is weer down. Je kan ons bereiken via Knurft, zie dit Forum | Cartoonist | You're nuts? Don't worry... Me too! | 13:21, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Aha, hier ook! Al lang niet meer geweest 'k vind de Oncy leuker. Wel, nu iets minder dus, grrr. Icons-flag-vl Icons-flag-jf Lambic HarkHark! 16:30, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Lambic, I think both you and the previous poster are having some problem with your keyboard, all the words are coming up as doubledutch.... -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
It's singledutch, but twice as difficult as average English. Icons-flag-vl Icons-flag-jf Lambic HarkHark! 14:35, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Romania

Hmm... which language shall I speak?
English, Siddhartha should read this too.
Hi Lambic, thanks for replying to the discussion. Siddhartha seems very interested (which he should be, knowing your articles.) Have you got a backup of (an older version of) the article? I'd like to make a (preview) translation of it. | Write on! Lars - Nederland en Vlaanderen - De Staten-Generaal | 10:16, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

J'ai mis le brouillon sur ta DU (page Discussion Utilisateur), mais fais gaffe: très peu du contenu sera traduisible sans perdre de l'humour... ne comptes pas sur moi pour aller traduire mes articles: c'est une corvée à laquelle je renonce. L'imagination des écrivains au pouvoir! Icons-flag-vl Icons-flag-jf Lambic HarkHark! 12:13, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Aah, da was nen choose-option! Jomme toch. Poor Anglosaxons, to whom this whole discussion must look like a foreign invasion. Aren't most invasions foreign? Icons-flag-vl Icons-flag-jf Lambic HarkHark! 12:15, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Komt weer nen chooseoption. I've already tried to translate a chunk (it was quite big), but the submit page didn't open. I'll just try again. The only slight roadbump I've faced is the currency, the Knar. Do you think Gnarl fits? (We would have to delete the old knar joke. | Write on! Lars - Nederland en Vlaanderen - De Staten-Generaal | 14:27, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Use "twonk" (old twonk) instead. Remember Dell Boy saying "You dozy old twonk" to his grandpa/granduncle? The word is considered fairly archaic, Victorian even. Admits also the subdivisions twink and twank. Icons-flag-vl Icons-flag-jf Lambic HarkHark! 16:47, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Twonk it is... | Write on! Lars - Nederland en Vlaanderen - De Staten-Generaal | 17:04, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Another thing:Count Modeste gave Romania its name: Romania. That joke won't work in English? What to do? | Write on! Lars - Nederland en Vlaanderen - De Staten-Generaal | 17:44, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh yes it works: he wanted to link his count(r)y to the fame of Ancient Rome! Aha! Icons-flag-vl Icons-flag-jf Lambic HarkHark! 19:00, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
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