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*You may think some stuff that appears everywhere here is cool, like [[Oscar Wilde]], [[Chuck Norris]], [[Kitten Huffing]], [[Russian Reversal]], and [[Mr. T]]. Those things are ''completely overused'' and not funny anymore. Among us sophisticated intelligentsia, we call this phenomenon ''chiché'' (if you want respect, trust me, try French instead of Internet-Speak). Whatever, these subjects are worn out, near death, and in dire need of being huffed. Just don't mention them unless you have a very, ''very'' good reason. Or if it's funny. And I mean ''funny.''
*Another thing we veterans hate is [[Random Humor]]. Don't put chicken from Mars in an article about George Washington. You can put it in an article about, well, ''Chicken from Mars''. That's it.
*Humor is a subtle subject. People will tell you that talking about excretes is just bad taste - count me among them - and others will find this kind of stuff the pinnacle of subversive irony. Just stay calm, have a good look at [[HTBFANJS]], and try to learn what works best. No one here will ban you as long as you don't impose your non-conformist ideas on already created stuff.
*Start pages in userspace, first. By that, I mean if you wanted to create a page called "Flappy woo-ha," instead of creating the page [[Flappy woo-ha]], create [[User:{{PAGENAME}}/Flappy woo-ha]]. That way, you'll have plenty of time to work on it and it won't be [[QVFD|deleted]] or [[ICU]]'d. You can start a page in mainspace, just make damn sure what you put there is long enough and funny enough to not get [[Special:Log/deletion|huffed]].
*Never recreate a deleted article. Never redo a reverted edit. '''Never.'''
*And, finally, '''don't be afraid.''' We don't eat people. <small>Usually.</small> - {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} <small><small>00:42, Feb 9</small></small> </div>
==Your THIRD nick change==
Apart from the part you nearly got banned for messing with another user page, caused double redirects as well. Next time, TELL SOMEONE. You are getting way too much warnings as it is, start thinking before you act. {{User:Mordillo/sig}} 22:49, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
==Ban Patrol==
Hya, please check that the users you place on ban patrol were not already banned by the time you place them there. Thanks. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 19:06, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
:OK I will check, that never happened to me before --[[User:Kurgan|Kurgan]] 19:15, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
== Re: QVFD ==
Thanks for your effort to help us out in our search for crap. However, it is considered in poor taste to add an article with an {{tl|ICU}} on it. That's the little purple box at the bottom. Keep that in mind for next time. Also, you might want to check out [[User:Villahj_Ideeut/QVFD.js]] as a way of adding to QVFD more quickly.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 19:30, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
== yay! thanks for the delete vote! ==
{{Ninjastar|Ninjastar.png|For helping <s>destroy</s> <s>murder</s> <s>ruthlessly murder</s> [[vfd|delete]] the article "Courtney Love did not kill Kurt Cobain" Thank you so much!|Moonzeppelin}}--{{User:Moonzeppelin/sig}} 13:44, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
*You are welcome --[[User:Kurgan|Kurgan]] 15:20, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
==Edit wars==
Believe me when I say that edit wars aren't tolerated here. Neither I nor anyone else on this site cares about who you're voting for, so don't start edit wars about this political nonsense. Consider this your warning. - {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} <small><small>23:42, Apr 13</small></small>
I moved The Barney Bunch to [[User:Kurgan/The Barney Bunch|your userspace]], since you wanted to finish working on it, but it got pwned on the [[VFD]]. Thought you might like me to save it. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 06:17, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

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